Thread 41369396

I got to pet a dog today for the first time in years and it was really so fun and he was so adorable. But one thing i found puzzling. Im by no means stinky, like, i shower every day. In fact i had showered this morning. But the dog, it uh.. kept poking its head under my jacket i think uhh sniffing my crotch?? I swear im not stinky. I swear i shower regularly. Why would a dog even want to smell a human crotch? Thats where my junk is! I dont even have balls!!! I mean sure, i have pubic hair and a gock... but again, i was fresh. I mean sure i had been working all day, but still.
And the dog kept pouncing onto my stomach area/lap? with its paws it was the cutest thing iv ever seen i love dogs, but the crotch smelling was highly irregular imho.

Any dog owners know whats up?

Also i do think i deserve praise for gathering the courage to finally ask if i could pet a dog. It was a huge thing for me..

>>41369396 (OP)
Push his head away. Wtf does this even have to do with u being trans/having a gock. Dogs smell things. If they get close to a private area push there head away they'll get the message eventually.(push it away lightly don't abuse the dog)

Did you fuck the dog

>>41369396 (OP)
are you white.....

>>41369436
I just did like a backstep like in bloodborne but when i went forward again it did it again.
My database doesnt have much intel on dog behavior im more used to cats im kinda a cat person

>>41369459
They are curious animals and explore with there nose and are invasive of personal space in a way cats aren't.

>>41369436
Well i am a transbian, and i made this post, hence this post is related to a transbian who in turn is related to lgbt.
If i was cis, then if would be off topic, in theory.

One has to remember that trans people are the most important people in lgbt.
Lgb on its own is just a paper tiger.
But T? Bro, have you seen the "industrial society was a mistake" guy?
A repper could destroy thos world if they wanted to. We live by their mercy

>>41369396 (OP)
the person that owns the dog fucks it

>>41369578
What.....
Please tell me this jsnt the case. He had a gf. They both seemed super well adjusted and normal...

>>41369976
>seemed super well adjusted and normal
so do most dog molesters and cereal killers tbdesu

>>41370031
..............wtf... so weirdos like me are actually the true good goys of society?