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Anonymous No.41383639
/Cis Gaygen/ Vocaroo [edition]
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>>41379861
>you hearin' this retarded shit?
Anonymous No.41383658 >>41383669
trump freed my nigga george santos
Goo No.41383669
>>41383658
The big gay cabal pulled some strings
Anonymous No.41383682
https://voca.ro/1mpnsG3BowT1
Anonymous No.41383714 >>41383782
pinning a faggot up against a wall and shoving my tongue in his mouth.
Anonymous No.41383745 >>41383763 >>41383790
https://voca.ro/14nu2Xt0fKcm
Anonymous No.41383763 >>41383788
>>41383745
drop your shorts, show us your underwear
Goo No.41383782
>>41383714
Buying roses for a bottom to romantically symbolize what I want his asshole to look like when Iโ€™m done with him
Anonymous No.41383788 >>41383797
>>41383763
https://voca.ro/13qQmiXN6DYH
Goo No.41383790 >>41383821 >>41383830
>>41383745
Everyones going to da gay bar
Anonymous No.41383797 >>41383847
>>41383788
>why do people need underwear?
some people are pissy and poopy
Anonymous No.41383821 >>41383914
>>41383790
there's no gay bar in rural bavaria
just daddy's woodshed
Anonymous No.41383830 >>41383865 >>41383914
>>41383790
https://voca.ro/1d2JywA63Vda
Anonymous No.41383834 >>41384617 >>41384720
Have you been POUNCED today?
Anonymous No.41383842 >>41383856 >>41383872 >>41383912
If you shave your legs you're not fit to be gay. Periodt!
Anonymous No.41383847
>>41383797
https://voca.ro/11KNzZ0yIgN7
larry No.41383852 >>41383866
i cannot take the pain anymore, jesus christ holy god, haven t i suffered hard enough already, just please stop
Anonymous No.41383856 >>41383930
>>41383842
https://voca.ro/1BQ2G4dINCWv
Anonymous No.41383865 >>41383890
>>41383830
i met a stranger at a straight bar who fucked me in the ass in his car
he was like almost 50
did you ever have encounters at a straight bar
Anonymous No.41383866
>>41383852
https://voca.ro/1kCJev1mk58K
Anonymous No.41383872
>>41383842
i shave my legs but i agree leg hair looks way better
Anonymous No.41383883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-crgQGdpZR0
Anonymous No.41383887
all i need is for my top to be quiet and sit still while i enjoy myself. get accustomed to being ridden, since that's mostly what you'll be doing as my boyfriend. no complaints, or you get beat with cock.
Anonymous No.41383890 >>41383943
>>41383865
https://voca.ro/1mOfm2R0sDdi
Anonymous No.41383908 >>41383943
https://voca.ro/1iMb0nU9NyeK
Anonymous No.41383912 >>41383930 >>41383953
>>41383842
https://voca.ro/1byaJKX6DR8g
Goo No.41383914 >>41383943
>>41383821
Kinda sad.
>>41383830
Tbf thatโ€™s a young straight tradition too.There are some bars for different groups like one here is only for bears one is a club thatโ€™s mostly younger people. Gym cruising might work though Iโ€™ve never tried yet personally.
Anonymous No.41383930
>>41383856
>>41383912
Sissykiss-coded.
Anonymous No.41383943 >>41384007
>>41383890
the only ever guys who flirted with me were like 50 year old divorced men with kids
i hate being ugly man

>>41383908
i am feminine but ugly

>>41383914
>Kinda sad
they don't think it be like it is but it do
it's like 5 am and I spent all night alone
Anonymous No.41383945 >>41383951
Trying to pick up guys at a straight bar seems like a really quick way to get hate crimed...
Anonymous No.41383951
>>41383945
i mean not if they initiate
just a quick way to have painful bad assrape sex
Anonymous No.41383953
>>41383912
Dude
Anonymous No.41383960 >>41383973
im a straight bottom..
Anonymous No.41383973
>>41383960
as a gay bottom: would (if you wash your ass)
Anonymous No.41383979
Washing your ass makes you gay, btw.
Mr pancakes No.41383987 >>41384000 >>41384069
Does slayer give anyone else bad vibes like he seems lbw or even prematured...
Goo No.41383995 >>41384005
Are hairy armpits bad
larry No.41384000
>>41383987
he is a retard but harmless besides petty things
Anonymous No.41384005 >>41384055
>>41383995
no, very hot (especially if musky without deodorant)
im european tho
Goo No.41384007 >>41384015
>>41383943
> I spent all night alone
It be like that. Do you at least have a pet
Anonymous No.41384015 >>41384055 >>41384206
>>41384007
no. i wish i were someones pet
Anonymous No.41384018 >>41384032 >>41384063 >>41384082
https://voca.ro/14nWJzWbg1mQ

the police came and everything it was nuts. I didn't personally witness the dance assault, I was outside with my friends smoking.
Anonymous No.41384032 >>41384099
>>41384018
you sound like shiza
Mr pancakes No.41384035 >>41384040
Sometimes it's scary how stinky I can be. How bad it can get.
Anonymous No.41384040 >>41384046
>>41384035
may i sniff your pits?
Mr pancakes No.41384046
>>41384040
I don't have any. I'm old, walled, and bald.
Goo No.41384055
>>41384005
Ic ic mine are not that bad I think
>>41384015
Phenotypical bottom behavior
Anonymous No.41384063
>>41384018
>the dance assault
Like thugs came up and assaulted ppl with dancing? I hate dancing to be fair
Anonymous No.41384069 >>41384072
>>41383987
The funny thing is i posted 2 years ago and talked to you back then and thought you were really cute and funny
Mr pancakes No.41384072 >>41384089
>>41384069
Maybe my past experiences let me know you're crazy...
Anonymous No.41384082 >>41384122
>>41384018
Ok now it makes sense. I yelled at a few Hispanic guys for hitting on me in weird ways. It's never a 9/10 white boy who does that always an uggo you feel me dawg
Anonymous No.41384089
>>41384072
I found old graffiti again this says 2/9/1921
Anonymous No.41384099
>>41384032
You're crazy for that, my voice gets a bit airy when I've been hitting the blinker too much, tho
Anonymous No.41384113 >>41384123
Are you marrying a woman because tradition? How are you handling that knowing full well you are a cocksucking fairy?
Anonymous No.41384122 >>41384128
>>41384082
He kind of looked like this, it was a known redneck bar, no clue what he was on. Guys fought there over nothing. But they let us smoke weed by the pool tables, so like that was kind of cool. I only flirted with one of my bi friends there :3
Anonymous No.41384123
>>41384113
These are all gay bottoms here bro none of them care about marrying a woman
Anonymous No.41384128 >>41384138
>>41384122
He's not bad. It's a super bad idea to try to gay dance with a straight guy at the gay bar though. How badly was he beaten?
Anonymous No.41384138 >>41384300
>>41384128
This was a straight bar lmao, I grew up in a corn town with mostly straight/bi friends.
Mr pancakes No.41384148 >>41384170
Corn town is the street name for my bussyhole.
Anonymous No.41384149
I came this close to fucking a hot Hispanic daddy. He was adamant he was straight but couldnt stop making advances at me.
Anonymous No.41384170
>>41384148
Lold
Goo No.41384183 >>41384220 >>41384257
Is it time to cut weight and shave my arm pits?Iโ€™m donโ€™t want to be 30 and still be single/lonely
Anonymous No.41384206
>>41384015
lol
Anonymous No.41384220 >>41384280
>>41384183
Oh :/ did it not work out with that guy?

I trim them just so they look neat and don't poke out when my arms are closed, but most guys like hair, or aren't too bothered by it.
Mr pancakes No.41384257 >>41384280
>>41384183
You're fat like jessica simpsons in this.
Anonymous No.41384278 >>41384588
Need zoomer boipuss
Goo No.41384280
>>41384220
> Oh :/ did it not work out with that guy?
Iโ€™m just asking in general I feel like dark/black bodyhair is harder to rock

>>41384257
Idk what this means but am gonna cut soon
Anonymous No.41384281
https://lichess.org/9oRVIrTm

Loser posts pole, I'll be white with 1 less knight.
Mr pancakes No.41384298
Oh the moomoo cow is blaming me for ha self-harm... Okaur.
Anonymous No.41384300 >>41384360
>>41384138
You are Midwestern aren't you, i want corn field bf
Anonymous No.41384308 >>41384317 >>41384320
I went to Chicago once and the people were really nice. I'd heard all these bad things about Chicago and they were nicer than people from LA or San Francisco
Anonymous No.41384317 >>41384329
>>41384308
Chicago is the new gay mecca.
Goo No.41384320 >>41384329 >>41384367
>>41384308
The nicest people are from the northeast for some reason
Anonymous No.41384329 >>41384344
>>41384317
Maybe because it's relatively cheaper than the coastal cities? Idk.
>>41384320
You mean like Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire? It's because those are the whitest states and they live like it's 1950 where there's no crime
Anonymous No.41384338 >>41384880
I'm a gay redneck and I'm here to bully bottoms with my confederate pecker
Goo No.41384344 >>41384349
>>41384329
Vermont yeah but generally northeast massachusetts too. Not NJ or NY as much
Anonymous No.41384349 >>41384370
>>41384344
I'd move to Maine if I wasn't raised in California and unable to deal with could climate. It looks beautiful there in the summer time
Anonymous No.41384360 >>41384376
>>41384300
Yeah, it kind of sucked. Luckily there's friendlier places not too far away. I'm getting the eep :c
Anonymous No.41384367 >>41384379
>>41384320
Where did you get that idea from? That is not true on a physical level. It contradicts the very basics of biology.
Goo No.41384370 >>41384400
>>41384349
Yeah itโ€™s brutal weather up there especially near the great lakes but I enjoyed my time living there and like snow a lot. Why Maine in particular?
Anonymous No.41384376 >>41384409
>>41384360
Ok have nice eep then twink it's late there and I'm boring you
Goo No.41384379
>>41384367
>it contradicts the very basics of biology.
What bro
Anonymous No.41384390
lol
>step out for dinner
>come back
>methy still ranting and clinging to old lore about skunk and now Iceland
>still yapping about my sex interests for some reason
>trying to learn my schedule by studying post times
>usual stalker behavior
>all this cope
>and dinner too
Life is good.
Anonymous No.41384400 >>41384413
>>41384370
Because it's sparsely populated and extremely white lol
Anonymous No.41384409 >>41384503
>>41384376
We're probably both here often o/
Goo No.41384413
>>41384400
Fair enough
Mr pancakes No.41384466 >>41384511 >>41384534
I have not made a single post itt its all been impersonators...
Anonymous No.41384485 >>41384510
men are rapedolls with no human rights
Anonymous No.41384503
>>41384409
Why don't you get in bed with me then and cuddle
Anonymous No.41384510 >>41384518
>>41384485
https://voca.ro/15X9vwpIxgEH
Anonymous No.41384511
>>41384466
It's Larry and the old troon impersonating you buddy
Anonymous No.41384518 >>41384541
>>41384510
Especially George Floyd. Bucky broken
Mr pancakes No.41384534
>>41384466
This is a fake post. Proofs? I used to pretend to be a beached whale and begged for human cock to save me.
Anonymous No.41384539
can someone recommend a fleshlight that has a butthole instead of a pussy and is good for average sized guys like 5 inches at most
Goo No.41384541 >>41384548
>>41384518
They edited the audio of the clip to make him say โ€œI canโ€™t breathโ€ but the real clip heโ€™s saying โ€œI love biwisiโ€
Anonymous No.41384548 >>41384596
>>41384541
lol he was begging Daddy Derek to go deeper
Mr pancakes No.41384561
Even pack then I was old nasty pancakes. Back before I went bald. Before I got walled.
Anonymous No.41384566
lol these vocaroos were great.

>methy self reporting on what a gooner he is
>methy complaining that the thread is dead because people going to bars and getting laid is gay
>methy whining about how his 'alpha blood' wont give him leg hair because estrogen made his body a walking vagina
>methy chest thumping about 'alpha blood' until someone hears him and cowardly shuts the vocaroo off abruptly
>methys so alpha that when he goes to a straight bar the men hit on him
and the best part
>methy lets Timur turn him into a piss fetishist just to have a goon buddy
good going Timmy
llllllllllllllllllololololol
lllllllllllllllllllllololololol
Anonymous No.41384588
>>41384278
lol Im so clueless. I was hoping those uniforms in the thumbnail were for astronauts and they were letting twinks into Space Force
shiza 4chan for thunderfury, blessed blade of the windseeker !zXKnWaovpQ No.41384595 >>41384624
Goo No.41384596
>>41384548
Truly. What a tragedy people rioted over gay lovers. So much for the tolerant left
Anonymous No.41384599 >>41384604 >>41384606 >>41384626
He used to look like Zoolander
Anonymous No.41384604
>>41384599
Gigi's faceblindness strikes again...
Mr pancakes No.41384606
>>41384599
That daddy on the left is giving me a snail trail
Anonymous No.41384617
>>41383834
lol thats cute. Mammal pride.
Anonymous No.41384624 >>41385003
>>41384595
You post the ugliest chinamen fr
Anonymous No.41384626
>>41384599
I have some serious face blindness. It was hell in the military when everyone had the same clothes and haircut. I was always staring at name tags.
Anonymous No.41384646
>youtube recommendations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etviGf1uWlg
Anonymous No.41384714
Anonymous No.41384720
>>41383834
lmao. cats gonna cat
Mr pancakes No.41384732
I'm sour candy... So sweet when I gets a little handsy yeah.
Anonymous No.41384740
Idk what 'murgh makhani' is but it sure was tasty.
Anonymous No.41384778 >>41385001
holy shit I just remembered I have a hookah lol

I even have shisha and coal. I wonder if I should dust it off and fire it up. I think I might.
Anonymous No.41384831
You don't have good luck with hookahs they tend to take your money and leave without fucking you
Anonymous No.41384880
>>41384338
what about dating them openly and not just going for hookups
Anonymous No.41384938 >>41385934
i love After so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTIDZGqjlls
Anonymous No.41384988
i kinda hate being brown.
Anonymous No.41385001 >>41385087
>>41384778
those are real real bad for your lungs
shiza 4chan for atiesh, greatstaff of the guardian !zXKnWaovpQ No.41385003
>>41384624
well i like em so
Anonymous No.41385053
I want to die
Anonymous No.41385087
>>41385001
Well everything in moderation. I finally finished setting it up and the coal is warming up. I remember why I stopped using it now. They are sort of messy to handle and cleaning them well is a pain. I think this thing is like 16 years old lol

Oh well at least I get to larp and dork out for a bit. It will probably be back in the attic by Tuesday. Maybe. I get the cherry-orange maassel.
Anonymous No.41385096 >>41385112 >>41385117
You know those yaoi stories where some naked guy has to go outside to get a drink from a vending machine for some other guy recording him. That's on my bucket list sis.
Anonymous No.41385112 >>41385122
>>41385096
i feel like you just wanna get the humiliation blackmail treatment
Anonymous No.41385117 >>41385127 >>41385135
>>41385096
I thought it was sending them down to the hotel front desk clerk with a load on their face.

Lets just change the subject.
Anonymous No.41385122
>>41385112
I wanna be the guy recording and ordering him to get me a fizzy soda pop. Preferably.
Anonymous No.41385127
>>41385117
god that really makes you think
hotel receptionists have to deal with a lot of bullshit probably, huh?
Anonymous No.41385135
>>41385117
I'd have him wait inside the bathroom with a dildo inside his ass while the cleaning service lady cleans the room.
Anonymous No.41385142 >>41385153 >>41385158
Cersei if she was Chinese.
Anonymous No.41385150 >>41385151
I think I see another big spider on the wall. Time to get the ICE containment jar. Thats two this week. Hopefully its just a centipede.

Dammit I never get to just sit down and chill sonofabitch.
Anonymous No.41385151 >>41385164
>>41385150
let the spidey do his thing. he'll take out other bugs for you
Anonymous No.41385153
>>41385142
Is she wearing a gom jabbar?
Anonymous No.41385158 >>41385185
>>41385142
whats that on her fingers? super long fake nails? i am unfamiliar
Anonymous No.41385164
>>41385151
Its fine if they are in a web and staying put but I can't have the kind that just wander around all the time unless its a jumper. I can't stop to look up every spider and the roamers are too fast to give me a chance anyways. If they stay put and let me put them in the jar, they live. If they try to run and are too fast, they get the fatal thump. I can't have them getting away and hiding and making me chase them again.
Anonymous No.41385172
Meh its just a jumper spider. He can stay. Idk what he expects to find on the wall though.
Anonymous No.41385185
>>41385158
They're nail guards. Protects her fingers from toil and hard labor of peasantry. It's a symbol of nobility and her celestial status.
Anonymous No.41385222 >>41385256 >>41385260 >>41385263
>Seljalandsfoss
>Jรถkulsรกrlรณn
>Reynisdrangar
>Jรถkulsรกrlรณn
I cant pronounce any of this.
Anonymous No.41385230 >>41385256
>Vatnajรถkulsรพjรณรฐgarรฐur
Anonymous No.41385242
Dang I forgot how long these hookah bowls last.
Anonymous No.41385256 >>41385295
>>41385222
>>41385230
what is that? and why do you want to pronounce it?
Anonymous No.41385260 >>41385295
>>41385222
why you wrote Jรถkulsรกrlรณn twice?
texanon !T.tex0/Fag No.41385263
>>41385222
why would you want to. if you want to speak a scandinavian language fluently just have peanut butter permanently stuck on the roof of your mouth.
Anonymous No.41385265 >>41385269 >>41385290
I found out there are 24 hour arcades. Now I wanna go to one at a late hour and play some games nude when no one is there.
shiza 4chan for atiesh, greatstaff of the guardian !zXKnWaovpQ No.41385268 >>41385272 >>41385909
got nothing to play
texanon !T.tex0/Fag No.41385269
>>41385265
you are the reason gay people shouldn't have rights.
Anonymous No.41385272 >>41385291
>>41385268
*unbuttons pants*
I got something for you to play with :-)
Anonymous No.41385277
marea's new twitter

https://x.com/huwieristic/status/1967742806119813411
Anonymous No.41385280 >>41385400
Texanon in her Cersei era <3
Anonymous No.41385290
>>41385265
dont ruin it for everyone, weirdo.
shiza 4chan for atiesh, greatstaff of the guardian !zXKnWaovpQ No.41385291 >>41385298
>>41385272
i feel like your dick isnt a fantasy crpg with active pause and fully customizable party
Anonymous No.41385295
>>41385260
I probably didnt clear the clipboard. I cant spell it any better than I can pronounce it.

>>41385256
Just natural attractions around Iceland. I think I have them narrowed down for a hoped for trip later on. It will still need a lot of planning though. Theres a lot information to sift through and hype to filter.
texanon !T.tex0/Fag No.41385298
>>41385291
>fantasy crpg with active pause and fully customizable party
make one :3
Anonymous No.41385303 >>41385331 >>41385413 >>41385418 >>41385431 >>41385889 >>41385908
question
what is the gayest article of clothing?
My first thought was a jock strap. but straight guys wear those for sports n such too, so now I'm very stumped. most other options are also very popular with women
Anonymous No.41385319 >>41385322
I'm gay and I don't wear clothes. The children on my street don't go outside to play any more but I'm sure that's unrelated.
Anonymous No.41385322
>>41385319
perhaps nudity is the gayest clothes there be
texanon !T.tex0/Fag No.41385331 >>41385336 >>41385412
>>41385303
never seen a straight man wear a cardigan.
Anonymous No.41385336
>>41385331
you could also argue that thats primarily a woman's choice, so it doesnt count, but there are cardigans made specifically for men, so you may be correct in this statement
Anonymous No.41385375
Thats another downside of hookahs is that they dont give you that nicotine punch unless you super huff them, which can make you ill and is not how they are meant to be used. The upside is that the maasel tastes great (think ancient vape) and its even smoother.

Don't believe people who tell you to use plain weed in them. They are confusing substance forms and devices and you will just waste your herb. I guess you could configure it for hash somehow but you would be better off using a bong or one of those pipes made for budder.

Just my opinion but once you are down to using budder/badder its time to take a break.
Xanthippe !9Aqj5z4/W2 No.41385400
>>41385280
Hasnโ€™t she always had some similarities to Cersei?
Xanthippe !9Aqj5z4/W2 No.41385412 >>41385414
>>41385331
Texanon, straight men can wear whatever they want, also cardigans. I live in Europe and I see men wearing cardigans regularly. Itโ€™s an appropriate garment for men too. You have just never seen it because American men dress like children. Theyโ€™re very sloppy in the way they dress
Anonymous No.41385413
>>41385303
Assless chaps
Anonymous No.41385414 >>41385425 >>41386968
>>41385412
to be fair European men are just naturally gayer in general, so this makes sense
Anonymous No.41385418 >>41385420
>>41385303
Fishnet shirt
Anonymous No.41385420
>>41385418
naw man lesbians LOVE those
Xanthippe !9Aqj5z4/W2 No.41385425 >>41385428
>>41385414
Oh itโ€™s gay now to wear appropriate clothing?
Anonymous No.41385428
>>41385425
yeah you got it
Anonymous No.41385431 >>41385465 >>41385907
>>41385303
Penis pouches.
Anonymous No.41385465
>>41385431
looks like the hand of a south park character
Dan !rJvyh883Rg No.41385659 >>41385663 >>41385889
Slayed tonight
Anonymous No.41385663
>>41385659
Omigosh its giving Avatar!!!!!!
Anonymous No.41385765 >>41385874
love catboys
Anonymous No.41385775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owklknT7OA0
Anonymous No.41385797
>>41385098
Anonymous No.41385805
how to train your catboy
Anonymous No.41385874
>>41385765
Must huff the ear fluff
thx No.41385889 >>41385900
>>41385659
an angel!
of death!
>>41385303
cropped tshirts
Dan !rJvyh883Rg No.41385900
>>41385889
honestly desu
thx No.41385907
>>41385431
i did this with a sock!
Anonymous No.41385908
>>41385303
Sweaters tied around the waist. For some reason, it looks way cooler on dudes than on girls.
thx No.41385909
>>41385268
GET A JERB!
Anonymous No.41385911 >>41385915
This gen really went downhill
Anonymous No.41385915
>>41385911
Healthy substitute for cannibalism.
Anonymous No.41385934
>>41384938
not bad actually, too bad the song never really goes anywhere, but lots of potential, interesting textures
kinda reminds me a little bit of Ivy
but with no guitar
https://youtu.be/89HkT2Fa6Iw
Anonymous No.41386010 >>41386014
Bf that is both masc and cute, simultaneously
Anonymous No.41386014 >>41386030
>>41386010
Anonymous No.41386030 >>41386033 >>41386036 >>41386496
>>41386014
No I was thinking more of a balding skinnyfat bearded twink
Anonymous No.41386033 >>41386496
>>41386030
your mind sis...
Anonymous No.41386036
>>41386030
Anonymous No.41386066 >>41386497
Anonymous No.41386088 >>41386113
new dating strategy: using the sex offender registry to find a new boyfriend
Anonymous No.41386113
>>41386088
hi
Anonymous No.41386133
it's sanic racing bitches
Anonymous No.41386145
liberal tops are so weird, saying shit like "cum for Palestine", or "You're such a whore (not that that's a bad thing) who's slept with so many guys, gals, and nonbinary pals, it's a wonder you're still so tight" or " You want me to choke you so you can't breathe? what do I look like, a cop?"
Anonymous No.41386160 >>41386165
who even cums for palestine?
Anonymous No.41386165 >>41386170
>>41386160
Hasan
Anonymous No.41386170
>>41386165
isn't he like a sociopath, i'm pretty sure those guys feel no cumpathy
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41386197 >>41386207 >>41386207
>>41383643
I cummed yesterday and day before from urine slave and knife to throat scenario with you. But it was frustrating af to achieve with stupid dick.
Anonymous No.41386207 >>41386226
>>41386197
>>41386197
dude...
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41386226 >>41386266
>>41386207
Don't laugh
Anonymous No.41386266 >>41386284
>>41386226
Hmmโ€ฆ I might rape you later.
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41386284 >>41386318
>>41386266
Wtf I don't consent
Anonymous No.41386287 >>41386296 >>41386310
whats our fav girls aloud single? for me its the show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGUIE844hxk
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41386295
I'm going to the woods for a few days byebye
Anonymous No.41386296
>>41386287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxVwipyfq9M
Anonymous No.41386310
>>41386287
https://youtu.be/lFY4DxiHzTI
Anonymous No.41386318
>>41386284
Thatโ€™s the idea
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.41386355
Got off work.
Anonymous No.41386496
>>41386030
literally me>>41386033
Goo No.41386497
>>41386066
Society trying to break up a masc4masc relationship
Goo No.41386518 >>41386529 >>41386553
A lot of people seem to look down upon those who drink their own pee, but I donโ€™t see why. Itโ€™s completely healthy, pee is sterile, and it tastes fine. Itโ€™s warm, salty, but not too flavorful. Itโ€™d compare to drinking broth. In a clutch situation I can imagine myself pissing on chick and carrots to make a quick soup.
Anonymous No.41386529 >>41386559
>>41386518
>pissing on chick
no bi shits
Goo No.41386553 >>41386590
>>41386518
This goo is fake. Iโ€™m casting a hex on you. I do not drink piss!!
Goo No.41386559 >>41386586
>>41386529
If youโ€™re just joining the stream โ€œchickโ€ is actually slang for โ€œchicken.โ€ We like to use slang to shorten words to make it easier to say on stream. โ€œChick, being a slang fit โ€œchickenโ€ being a good example.
Anonymous No.41386582 >>41386593 >>41386604 >>41386605
going to my first gay bar today. iโ€™m nervous as fuck.
Anonymous No.41386586 >>41386598
>>41386559
like calling you a fag because you're a faggot?
Anonymous No.41386590 >>41386602
>>41386553
>a good normal poster with pics
I knew you would pick up a hater eventually. Expect it to get worse. You will eventually leave or become one of them. There is no in between, fren.
Goo No.41386593
>>41386582
Good luck
Goo No.41386598 >>41386610
>>41386586
Yesss sis! Sis being short for sister, a feminine version of brother we use to accentuate our femininity as gay men.
Anonymous No.41386600 >>41386613 >>41386616
Goo No.41386602
>>41386590
It is what it is
Anonymous No.41386604 >>41386611 >>41386634
>>41386582
My first experience at a gay bar was pretty wretched desu. I never went back.

I was pretty young and going through a major family tragedy. I guess I was feeling pretty vulnerable, and it was about then that I met up with this holy-roller closet-case daddy trying to use religion to console me, but I kept getting these weird vibes from him. Anyways, he decides he has to go on a business trip way out of town, and I asked to go along. I gathered some junk I had recently bought and we went downtown to book a flight.

Sure enough, as soon as we are out of the burbs and downtown, he takes me off to some shit neighborhood, which sucked because we got stopped by cops on the way, so this is already shaping up to be a bad trip. He talks to the cops and explains that we dont have anything, then we go to this bar he has already picked out.

It was a total "urban" dump, frankly, and nothing but freaks everywhere eye-balling me as soon as I walk in like they never saw two white guys before. Apparently he knew some people and thought some down-low thug-wannabe asshole there was going to get him a good travel deal on the spot. As soon as I walk in with my stuff, the bartender flips shit about all my junk. Since we had a convertible and were in a rough neighborhood, I didn't feel like leaving it in the car to get jacked, but he insisted I leave it outside-
Anonymous No.41386605
>>41386582
keep your ass open
Anonymous No.41386610 >>41386623
>>41386598
i thought sis was short for sissy cause yall agp?
Anonymous No.41386611 >>41386634
>>41386604
- Next, I try to get a drink and relax (it's clear the bartender didn't really want to serve me), and just listen to the jazz playing (yes, it was that kind of dump) . Then some drunken foreigner next to me starts yapping at me in his durka-durka language, which I didn't understand a word of. I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or what so I just ignore him. The daddy had gone off to meet his buddy and is talking to some hairy fug bear, and now I'm stuck with this crap.

The foreigner's friend comes up and starts talking shit too about what a bad-ass he is in his broken English and now I'm stuck. Finally, just as his friend starts putting his hands on me and I'm about to flip, the daddy comes back and tries to calm everyone down. It was pointless though, the two dipshits were clearly either drunk or high and wanted a fight. But just as the friend makes his move and pushes me into a table, the daddy breaks out some kung-fu shit and whacked his arm off with his light saber. We hauled ass out of town and I never went back to that shitty freak bar ever again.
Anonymous No.41386613
>>41386600
moar
Anonymous No.41386616
>>41386600
slutty daddy bottom who moans uncontrollably when you eat his ass
Goo No.41386623
>>41386610
Hmm. Good point. Let me go ask my gf what she thinks and Iโ€™ll get back to you on that.
Anonymous No.41386634
>>41386604
>>41386611
that just sounds like you're doing it wrong. whole point of going to the gay bar is to /cruise/. cruising is when you walk the floor checking the guys out like it's a drive-by. if you happen to see one you like or one that's interested in you, you dance together a little. if he's into? you go home with them and fuck. literally that's the entire point of the bar. if you're not looking to fuck, don't bother going. no one likes a cock tease that's gunna take ya for a ride. if you don't wanna fuck, don't accept when someone else wants to buy you a drink. just understand. if you refuse, you're the asshole. try lowering your standards. you're not the shit like you think you are.
Anonymous No.41386637 >>41386651 >>41386652
Is this what NSDAP rallies were like?
Goo No.41386639
Let masc gays be masc gays.
Anonymous No.41386644 >>41386659 >>41386683
Would you be willing to be an Italian soccer team massage therapist?
Anonymous No.41386651 >>41386696
>>41386637
the portland of fox news is very different than the portland of reddit. if you don't engage in both, you can't get a realistic interpretation of what's going on. the other night fox was railing against group think. hypocrits. they're ok with group think when it's you eatting the shit they're selling. they're not ok with group think when you subscribe to the opposition. at the end of the day it's a battle of engagement where the fight is for your attention. neither main stream narrative is correct, but the truth begins in lies.
Anonymous No.41386652
>>41386637
If you can't make fun of cocksuckers, who CAN you make fun of?
Anonymous No.41386656 >>41386663
would you give him a kiss?
if you say no you are mean and racist
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41386657 >>41386693
Do any of you in US have the new redbull flavor? It's Fuji apple & ginger. I'm gone now
Anonymous No.41386659
>>41386644
>what if i get a boner?
Goo No.41386663 >>41386671 >>41386675
>>41386656
Something doesnโ€™t seem right. I donโ€™t think asians have that hair color or whites even
Anonymous No.41386665
i want a bf ;(
Anonymous No.41386671 >>41386689 >>41386699
>>41386663
it's weird it's almost like he dyed it
Anonymous No.41386675 >>41386691
>>41386663
i was made in a lab. test tube baby.
Anonymous No.41386683
>>41386644
slutty underwear
Anonymous No.41386686 >>41386689
Anonymous No.41386689
>>41386686
>>41386671
They should fuck.
Goo No.41386691
>>41386675
I feel the same sometimes like someone hit the character creator randomizer too many times
Anonymous No.41386693
>>41386657
Girl drink
Anonymous No.41386696
>>41386651
I described conservatives as identitarian chauvinists and that is the best word to describe them. Itโ€™s basically the theme of Birth of a Nation. The movie is about two families, northern and southern, coming together because they viewed white as a nation in america. and they came together to suppress the black nation.
Goo No.41386699 >>41386743
>>41386671
He would be better if he hit the gym and became an ethereal warrior prince
Anonymous No.41386714 >>41386738 >>41386739
White people are the best and I'm tired of pretending like they're not
Anonymous No.41386718
Would you date a psychopath
What if he really truly loved you?
(He doesnโ€™t want you making friends or visiting family much tho)
Anonymous No.41386730
would you fuck a female bodybuilder?
Anonymous No.41386738
>>41386714
They technically are. Productivity wise. Morally speaking itโ€™s questionable, but white culture is clearly superior to many others. That we can allow other cultures in our midst suggests weโ€™re either morally or culturally misguided. Not all cultures would do this.
Goo No.41386739
>>41386714
Honestly true
Anonymous No.41386743 >>41386766
>>41386699
he does go to the gym, silly
Anonymous No.41386746 >>41386756
How do I get over my shame and shyness over wanting to hook up with guys? Never done it before so Iโ€™m kinda scared and just want to give a bj to start but idk how to get over my fear
Anonymous No.41386748 >>41386763
Why do white women stalk their exes on socials for years?
Anonymous No.41386750 >>41386758 >>41386764
Is it gayer to fuck a female bodybuilder or a boy who looks like a girl
Anonymous No.41386756
>>41386746
At least half the population wants to suck dick, there's no shame in it.
Anonymous No.41386758 >>41386780
>>41386750
>gayer to fuck a women or man
hard to tell
Anonymous No.41386763
>>41386748
wow Dan's a white woman?
Anonymous No.41386764 >>41386780
>>41386750
the boy because lf the risk of the balls touching
Goo No.41386766 >>41386778
>>41386743
Ig but he should work out arms more to get the warrior prince aesthetic
Anonymous No.41386772
i'm not gay
Anonymous No.41386775
I love balls
Anonymous No.41386776 >>41386822
Anonymous No.41386778 >>41386804
>>41386766
I like the himcess aesthetic :3
Anonymous No.41386780 >>41386814 >>41386821
>>41386758
I think it's gayer to fuck the bodybuilder because nothing about their body is fem
>>41386764
Ah ok
Anonymous No.41386782 >>41386788
i think i'm more an ezra miller than a jared leto.
Goo No.41386788 >>41386804
>>41386782
Iโ€™m lowkey just like Epstein.
Goo No.41386804 >>41386830
>>41386778
Fair enough
>>41386788
Bro impersonating me for attention. Probably a jealous fem who hates masc gays
Anonymous No.41386814 >>41386834 >>41386861
>>41386780
I'm afraid of pussy, but maybe she could top me with a mask and strap, but I don:t want to hear her voice either...
Anonymous No.41386821 >>41386834
>>41386780
> I think it's gayer to fuck the bodybuilder because nothing about their body is fem
their pussies are (gay guy who actually fucked female bodybuilders here)

female bodybuilders exist for me to go full homo, without going full homo.
Anonymous No.41386822
>>41386776
Ass
ASS
Anonymous No.41386826
bisexuals stop erasing yourselves challenge
Goo No.41386830 >>41386875
>>41386804
Iโ€™m gonna be real w you. This is my first in itt for like 5 years. I have no idea who you, literally only doing you bc you donโ€™t use a trip and itโ€™d be funny for someone to screen cap my post and try to use it in an argument against you in the future.
Anonymous No.41386834 >>41386855
>>41386814
This is tranny talk luv. Gay bottoms want real cock not just any situation where they can be submissive to a woman
>>41386821
Not doing larps today
Anonymous No.41386837 >>41386843 >>41386846 >>41386866
Why do men waking up smell like shit? Their armpits are always so ripe in the morning. Try going down on a guy in the morning and youโ€™ll regret it.
Anonymous No.41386843
>>41386837
I think i smell ok in the morning. I shower before bed and soap my hole and bolls
Anonymous No.41386844
This is exactly why I just anon post.
Anonymous No.41386846 >>41386891
>>41386837
Nah thatโ€™s the best part. Love morning musk.
Anonymous No.41386853
I want to play video gaymes with my gayboyfriend so bad =\

Preferably dark souls or paper mario or something comfy cozy like that
Anonymous No.41386855
>>41386834
Maybe I was subtly saying he's wrong about them not being feminine.
Anonymous No.41386861 >>41386871
>>41386814
depends on if they got a manly deep voice
Anonymous No.41386866
>>41386837
The house isn't kept warm enough so they have to get thick non breathing blankets that make em sweat all night
Anonymous No.41386869
there is fem masc and masc fem. there is a spectrum, not a binary.
Anonymous No.41386871
>>41386861
Reading this filled me with dread
Goo No.41386875 >>41386883 >>41386900 >>41386908
>>41386830
You wouldnโ€™t be saying โ€œsisโ€ and painting me to be effeminate unless you were following my post talking about masc4masc. You know exactly who I am. You canโ€™t trick a jew
Anonymous No.41386879
https://youtu.be/vUSzgaXE9Zk
Anonymous No.41386882 >>41386890
a real life angel
Anonymous No.41386883 >>41386957
>>41386875
Mr pancakes
Anonymous No.41386884 >>41386901 >>41386912
There is only man and everything that isn't. Reasons something isn't a man are irrelevant. All that matters is whether it is or is not a man.
Anonymous No.41386890 >>41386911
>>41386882
Post naked asian boys
Anonymous No.41386891
>>41386846
Same here, bestie
Anonymous No.41386892
All good looking men should be free use
Anonymous No.41386900 >>41386957
>>41386875
>You canโ€™t trick a jew
Its true and I really, really try. But they still always end up with my money. You should write a book to tell us how to do it. I'd buy it today if I could.
Anonymous No.41386901
>>41386884
I agree. But in a way where I actually think the opposite.
Anonymous No.41386908 >>41386957
>>41386875
Femininity is a generic homophobic stereotype. I assume everyone here would opposed to being portrayed as a flamer. Atp the ego is getting genuinely starting to annoy me, but I shouldnโ€™t be surprised a namefag would assume everyone knows or cares about how the way they posture on an imageboard based around anonymity. Again, that absolutely is a generic insult and is in no way personal to you.
Anonymous No.41386911 >>41386920
>>41386890
no thanks
look at his cute butt though
Anonymous No.41386912
>>41386884
Not very inclusive of 2 spirit people or men that need to be women because it gives them a boner
Anonymous No.41386920 >>41386924 >>41386929
>>41386911
humiliation ritual
Anonymous No.41386924
>>41386920
cute butt ritual
haribroke !!NchqoL3fR8T No.41386926 >>41386943
frotting cocks like its the battle of cerisole 1544
Anonymous No.41386929 >>41386956
>>41386920
just wait until you find out about gay sex
Anonymous No.41386943
>>41386926
the battle of harihole 2025
Anonymous No.41386956
>>41386929
gay sex looks a lot less faggy than what he is doing tbqhwy
Goo No.41386957
>>41386883
Wouldnโ€™t doubt it
>>41386900
>But they still always end up with my money
Idk but I think itโ€™s only the most clever jews survived so itโ€™s genetic atp
>>41386908
Not buying it
Anonymous No.41386960
this s my sister in law
Anonymous No.41386968
>>41385414
being clean isn't gay
Anonymous No.41386971 >>41386986
i ate too many cheeseburgers and my behind is beginning to show it, heck even my pecs got a little bit of fluff, it almost looks like i'm growing titties. i'm kind of scared, last thing i want is moobs, because i don't want people to misgender me >.<
haribroke !!NchqoL3fR8T No.41386977
Anonymous No.41386985
grrr
Goo No.41386986 >>41387030
>>41386971
Is your love for cheese burgers worth it and did you at least get a fat ass
Anonymous No.41386992 >>41387031
I love when my boyfriend eats too much and his gut swells up and he starts whining and then he demands cuddles
haribroke !!NchqoL3fR8T No.41386996 >>41387001
i meant to reply to that guy oops
Anonymous No.41387001
>>41386996
that's alright, bottoms are a little ditzy
Anonymous No.41387030
>>41386986
yea my butt got larger, it jiggles at a higher wavelength than before, it's somewhat disorienting. i believe the extra fat is good for my organs though, because i've been violating my insides with dildos a little bit too often. the internal cushioning will help reduce fatigue caused by anal sex.
Anonymous No.41387031
>>41386992
ew
Anonymous No.41387034
>>41387032
>>41387032
>>41387032