Thread 41389872

teasing edition

last brap >>41387032

i owe a $123 bill next week and i have like $2 in my just bank account. just blow my shit smoove off

>>41389872 (OP)
I like how the person to the left of them tries to exit the couch as soon as possible lol

>>41389896
$121 is easy to make

>>41389904
how do i make that much before next thursday without selling feet pics or nudes (i'm not attractive, overweight, and my dick is only 6")

>>41389896
I just bought a $2k guitar that hasn't arrived yet and im window shopping for another one when i know i should stop

>>41389896
so go suck a guy off you people love doing that anyway might as well get paid for it

>>41389870
he got hotter

>>41389918
yet you can't even take care of your feet

>>41389919
i dont know how to give a bj what if i fuck up and he doesn't want to pay

>>41389928
lol cope

>turning 30 in a week
>no job
>no friends
>live in mother's basement
>haven't left the house since February
>don't really care about anything anymore
Might be time to... to call it a night soon.

>>41389918
what guitar did you get and what type of music are you going to play on it

>>41389913
pawn shop

>>41389918
you're not even good at the guitar

>>41389913
just go into debt for a month?
if its not like for gasoline or mexican cartels

what the hell is the point of a homo that doesnt suck dick well

>>41389957
it's a bill for my storage unit with all my possessions in it if i don't pay they'll just throw all my shit out

>>41389872 (OP)
Is this one of those gifs that are made by straights doing gayest shit possible "for laughs"?

>>41389872 (OP)
I hate seeing old video, wanting to fuck, and remembering they’re old and gross now

>>41389967
people who need a storage unit don't really need the stuff they store in there anyway, they should just give it all away

This is the hottest guy from that cbt thread. He could ride my cock all night but I'm not sure he's gay
>>41389942
It's a vintage 80s Japanese made fender strat. I'm going to play many styles as i currently do. It's a good investment anyway if I ever have to sell it it should retain its value
>>41389950
Yeah i am. I was in bands and asked to join other bands. You can't tell anything about my playing from the shitty microphone on this phone that can't handle a guitar signal without going out of phase. I'm better than most guitar players

>>41389967
Actually they'll sell it. Storage facilities auction unpaid units for money. Do you have a lot of stuff in your locker?

>>41389872 (OP)
Straight guys are so funny to me

>>41389980
Looks like a dom top

>>41390011
Shhhh Autistica

>>41389994
everything since i got laid off and had to move back home after i ran out of money and couldn't afford my apartment. so basically almost all of my clothes, mattress, all of my dishes/pots/pans, books, appliances are in a 5x10 unit two states away. i don't start my new part time job until next month

>>41389980
post one of your bands songs? they must have a Bandcamp page, YouTube, or SoundCloud, right? or just upload the song to catbox

>>41390028
i'd pay off you storage unit but I would need to know your name and the number

skunk is the only real musician of gaygen

>>41389913
sell something?
vidya? collectable? organ?

>>41389941
>live in mother's basement
fancy

>>41390055
i can't ask a stranger to pay i'm just going to ask a family member or friend to help and then pay them back

hes so fucking hot shit

>>41390028
You need to get $121 asap then. Can you ask your parents?
>>41390037
Yeah they're still on yt and bandcamp and no way am i posting any more info that can be doxxable. there's a crazy troon who saves ever scrap of data that i post on here, and thorny was obsessed with doxxing me for 6 months

squeak until you die.

>>41389980
lol whoever uses his pics always posts him on /fa/

>>41390067
>licks a toilet brush once like a microphone
>suddenly is a musician
Gays really let the whole music industry down

>>41390114
that's bobby hill

>>41390095
Lol god i should have known. I'm so naive. So it's not really him posting on fit?

Evening chat!! Hope everyone has had a nice saturday

visiting father tomorrow
anxious
hopefully sleep will get better after

>>41390114
Kek
>>41390131
After you sleep with him?

trannies always come in threes

>>41390114
Butch lesbian/poon walking down her first ball and serving face realness

>>41390069
>fancy
Smells like mold.

>>41390135
What else comes in threes

>>41390114
i can't tell the genders at this point

>>41390134
no I'm not going to sleep with him

>>41390127
Your eye looks like kind of sick like there's no iris just white. That's metal

penis

>>41390162
Boring ending isn't it

>>41390127
AI thinks your cute

n8r4w

the bar is in hell

>>41390127
the bitch just stood there with headphones and rolled her eyes in the mirror

>>41390201
It is estimated that everyone has approximately 7 to 10 doppelgangers in the world.

>>41390171
oh lol didn't even notice
>>41390188
It also clearly wants me to put a shirt on lmao

But have you guys had a nice day or not??

>>41390067
shallo and hyancith are musicians also

>>41390245
was having a nice day until someone posted their feet

>>41390245
Is ok but longing for another bf. How is yours

>>41390245
Bad.

>>41390268
Its been good did some cleaning and hung out with my sister all day
>longing for another bf.
also highkey this
>>41390276
why?

>>41390283
Haven't really slept this past month.

>>41390293
Why? Worries?

>>41390309
Who knows... could be anything.
Maybe I have a brain tumor. One can only hope haha.

what do you think of "chasers"
are they part of our community?

i wish i had a boyfriend who had zero interest in sex... i hate gay sex! but i want a boyfriend. a conundrum indeed!

>>41390361
i do not think about them unless thorny or tsucker are here

>>41390378
You hate butt stuff.
Everyone loves frotting. Even straight people.

>>41390387
no, i hate all sex with another man

>>41390378
so you want a friend

>>41390390
You might be autistic.

>>41390393
not at all. i wanna cuddle and kiss another boy. But i just dont want sex. you can have a sexless relationship

>>41390191
Goodness gracious.

>>41390383
I'm not a chaser. I liked 1 tranny which was 1 too many lol

>>41390400
you want someone to manage your emotions for zero reward

>>41390283
> Its been good did some cleaning and hung out with my sister all day
Noice noice. Sounds fun well not the cleaning

>>41390400
Tell the chat that you got pozzed by a retarded nigger or beaner tex. Just be honest

>>41390422
Is like when women are the biggest sluts then turn to god and become wholesome christian trad wives. Many such cases

>>41390419
>>41390422
why does the idea of a sexless relationship make people upset
i dont want an emotional dumpster, and no i was not raped. i just dont enjoy the process of sex. No matter which position im in, i usually dont finish, or feel much enjoyment. i find men attractive, for the record. I just want a boyfriend who doesnt blow out my back every night. Is that really so weird?

>>41390432
It's exactly like that gooy. Tex and the other asexual trannies like paige had sex with bikers and Crips gang members at 12 years old and now sex is forever ruined for them. Sick of them man.
>>41390437
Ok answer this question: are you trans

>>41390462
>are you trans
i am not trans, nor do i want to be. im a normal male fella

>>41390413
Genuinely kill yourself

>>41390472
Then I feel sorry for you. Why do you think you dislike sex?

>>41390483
It's angry and lashing out like my pweenis>.<

>>41390437
yes it’s insanely weird have you EVER met someone else like that?

>>41390489
well to start i just dont feel much pleasure. i guess my body isnt sensitive in the slightest. i've had my fair share of gay experiences, for the record. i just feel almost nothing from any of it.
Aside from that, i just find it all gross. Its like taking a relationship and putting it through a meat grinder. The way gay men lust after ONLY sex is really disgusting to me. Theres no romance, at all. I've never been asked out on a date by another guy i've met on a dating app. Its always "my roommates aren't home wanna come over and suck my cock?"

>>41390513
its not a topic that comes up often, to be fair

i don't like getting attention from guys i'm not into. one time at the queer bar this guy touched my arm and was like "hey you look familiar, do i know you?" and i was like "huh??" and then he was like "oops my mistake" when he saw how creeped out i was. if i'm not looking, then stay the hell away from me. i'll know exactly what i want when i find him.

>>41390462
As context, note that "trannies" in this post are any poster that can detect larp, bullshit or otherwise reject this repper.

>>41390524
Wait is this biboomer.

>>41390560
im guessing thats some local board eceleb / lolcow. no idea who that is.

>>41390570
Im guessing you're not really guessing and spooked, 'new poster'.

>>41390570
You don't recognize yourself in the mirror anymore you senile cunt?

would you date a reformed former chaser who had given up on trans women as too high maintenance, and was now fine with twinks?

>>41390584
>>41390588
no matter what i say, it'll just sound like im whoever that is even more. i dunno man. im just a dude from california
yknow if you stopped bringing up these people they'd probably show up less, by the by. dont put people on a pedestal. or reverse pedestal in this case

>>41390570
Ok well it sounds like you need to build a real relationship with a man that doesn't begin in superficial sex market environments like grindr or gay apps. You need to meet a guy in a more organic way, like in class or through joining a group where the guys there are more likely to share your interests and have more substance to them than the average gay. Online spaces are bad for meeting people, because you'll usually get superficial ppl that only care about looks and sex.

>>41390378
Why isn't sex fun for you? unu

>>41390617
see
>>41390524

>>41390555
They didn't reject me for the record. Couldn't care less about what the thread troll seething stalker thinks about it.

>>41390600
I would never view anyone that "liked" something else than other gay men for partner as human

>>41390462
Idk either but when someone becomes hyper puritan I just assume the worst

>>41390659
Schizophrenia hours

>>41390612
>if you stopped bringing up these people they'd probably show up less
>t. concerned 'new poster' who emphatically knows nothing about gaygen, so little that he has to repeat not knowing so everyone knows he is not from gaygen

>>41390681
meds. now
im saying it because i've seen this weird obsession with lolcow types on many many different boards and generals. suddenly every single thread is talking about this one dude from 2022 who posted fart porn or something, and everyone talks like he's permanently haunting over the entire thread, ready to strike at any moment. i guarantee you, there is no spooky monster under your bed. you can turn off the night light

We all dab the tip with a square of toilet paper before we put it away right? You guys don't have little pee stains do you :x

>>41390721
You’re supposed to shake the pee off

>>41390736
Ewww, no... You can't dry something by shaking it, pee has surface tension and even if most of it gets off it doesn't all :c

>>41390721
Little pee stains? Nah. It looks like I dropped a cup.

>>41390681
who gives a shit is this place your fucking job

>>41389872 (OP)
Need to hire a male stripper for my 21st

>>41390745
Yes you can. If you were meant to wipe after pissing urinals would have toilet paper dispensers next to them

>>41390600
yeah but that's bc I'm pathetic and have no self esteem
you're topping though, and I'm dumping you at the first sign you might troon out

>>41390721
do ppl rly do this
I press on my perineum to get the last drops out, no need to waste toilet paper or make myself feel like I'm being molested every time I pee

>>41390699
Yeah, I feel you sis, there are a lot of mean concern posters, but if telling them to stop worked they wouldn't be here, best is to ignore them and engage with the handful of decent posters.

>>41390762
that's because men are disgusting. Go ahead next time you pee, shake your dick off and then dab it with a square for science, that little wet spot has been going in your undies :x

>>41390804
Mean obsessed posters*
Idk what I was reconstructing to make that slip up.

I should sleep but I dont wanna
>>41390762
>>41390736
YUCK

>>41390804
> off and then dab it with a square for science
Piss is sterile and the toilet paper you wipe your cock with is not. You are scientifically dirtier than us whether pee stains are present or not is not relevant

>>41390659
How am i supposed to think anything of you when you don't post pic or vocaroo and your essay posts reek of self loathing and regret about being gay? You should pair up with a tranny who also hates being gay.

>>41390831
GO TO BED NATHAN

>watching methy try to lure in some poster with the usual fake empathy
>that turns into toxic rage and a months-long campaign of hate and fury if they decline the eventual request for nudes
>or don't reciprocate sexts here so the 40 year old closeted homophobe can jerk it behind some ghetto dumpster

One moar glass of sherry
>>41390850
>NATHAN
HUH??

>>41390834
Piss is sterile in the body, but it feeds bacteria and does not stay sterile on surfaces or drying into a fil on your dick all day.

Also, roll off t swiares to discard so you don't put contaminated TP on it.

Imagine thinking I care about the tiny film of pee, and haven't considered all that >_>

>>41390851
Is this a trannysucker or cdc or biboomer or thorny stray? Idgi

>>41390831
It's the weekend, do what you wanna >:3
No one can tell you what to do.

>>41390868
5 square, omg maybe I got too many fumes from cleaning supplies today :x

>>41390885
Is methy, trannysucker, and slayer the same person? I'm confused
>>41390891
I know. I'm da boss

>How am i supposed to think anything of you when you don't post pic or vocaroo
Well, now, thats the trick, isnt it?
>your essay posts reek of self loathing and regret about being gay?
Dont make me turn on the BOOMATRON 3000 and show your new friend a catalog of your musings on teh gayz that can be counted in hours

>>41390851
I feel empathy for people that deserve it. Idk what you want chief but you seem schizo and obsessed.

>>41390851
did you see
>>41386197

What would you do if you walked into the room and found this young Italian man laying like this?

>>41390868
I just tested I don’t get piss stains I can shake it all off. Imagine how many trees you’ve killed from using piss paper. Stop shilling for big TP companies

>>41390902
Don't feed the schizos

>>41390931
looks suspiciously brown

>>41390909
Were you always this repulsive

>>41390927
I can't be gaslit, I have a penis...

>>41390917
timmy is truly one of a kind subpooman

>>41390935
My cock and nips are pink

>>41390949
yeah but slayer played along with it and got off lol

>>41390953
proofs?

>>41390902
Idk, could be, I don't know all of gg schizos shenanigans

>>41390931
>Don't feed the schizos
I don't really get it but ok. Also tuck your shirt young man

>>41390959
Not a very sexy crowd today, no. Not posting while the Amazing Shut In is here either.

>>41390959
disgusting
trannysucker needs therapy and bullet to the skull lol

Final boss of age gap relationships(49 years). He puts the bishits here to shame

>>41390976
Get on my bed Nathan let me cuddle you

Dont want to be in Ohio anymore

>>41391007
tfw my biggest gap was only 33 years
damn

>>41390997
>Not a very sexy crowd today
See I think it's all about mindset. I'm sure most posters here are cute :D
>>41391010
WHOS NATHAN

>>41390917
Yes, Timur is doing well. He managed to turn methy into a piss fetishist. Perhaps he knew methy was that sort of creepy sexual chameleon that takes the shape of whatever fetish anyone has who shows him a bit of affirmation.

Mind you, we are talking about a 40 year old man who didn't realize he was into femmy guys until a year ago

https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/41374521/#41378235

but says he was so "fruity" as a fat kid that his older brothers knew and he couldn't wrestle with them.

This self professed 120 pound stuttering lanklet with long hair (who somehow just recently became an encyclopedia of trans terms in so short a time- but is definitely not a repper) then goes on to be gay for another few decades, leaving the question, what sort of men he was attracted to until then.

Citations available on request.

>>41391019
Cum to California then. I know a spot in the woods for 'hiking'

>>41391020
Rookie number desu. Do you have this build of were you the younger one

>>41391034
Anti guns state

>>41391040
I was the younger guy ofc I'm not even 33 years old yet

>>41391051
Did they have this build then. How bad was it and do you regret

>>41391019
No fucking wayyyyyy, my theory that you were the ex military bisexual that lived by one of the pins on the gigi map is coming together.

I think it's all but confirmed I sucked Timur's cock.

>>41391061
no he had a better build, I don't regret it

>>41391030
Wig

>>41390868
>Piss is sterile in the body
It isn't. This myth arose because the way urine was tested focused on different type of bacteria than what's found in the bladder.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25766599/

>Ohio
Always makes me think of this beloved song. Anyone who is at least 35 and American can probably relate to it. I damn sure can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thu8DWsirJo

>>41391049
Lol my neighbors have AR15s and AKs and Mac 9s

>>41391116
>Ohio
>song
that's not hawthorne heights

The thing about liberal strict states is no one follows the laws, cops don't enforce anything, and it's like Mexico where guns and drugs are illegal and plentiful

Why do Ohioans worship a humanoid peanut

>>41391070
>Timur's cock.
This is where your larp folds onto itself.

Can you smell your package through your jeans

>>41391158
Right now it smells like balls to be fair

Gonna vocaroo in a min so the cowardly lion disappears =D

How can I find a skinny Puerto Rican husband?

Goodnight everyone!! <3

>>41391142
https://voca.ro/1TnMD5tso5OG

>>41391219
https://youtu.be/cLcRQCIET5A

>>41391219
should be illegal

>>41391241
You're going to be first in my van. Rounding u up to 10 with that cute voice

>>41391245
Guns were always legal in this country. People didn't start this stupid spree shooting shit until society began to fracture. Government will do nothing to heal society and bring sanity back, but they'll do everything to ban things and then give our money to Israel

>>41391019
There used to be this cute twink from Ohio named Baku that would post here. He got doxxed but I think you two would have hit it off.

Gritty

>>41391116
i meet those criteria and i’ve never even heard of this group

It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

>>41390917
LMFAO

do you regularly use chatgpt or other AI to talk with?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oAzkXuvkrg

I really do suspect that mass shootings are a natural human social reaction.

Its 'from the mouths of babes'. Males entering existence, tabula rasa, to a dystopian hellhole unfit to call a society, at the age of reason. They look ahead to their own existence and see infinite suffering. Its only a mathematical certainty that some are going to absorb enough social poison that they conclude, in their very simple animal rationality, to just strike first.

Anything can shape this line of thinking. Most commonly, broken families, a lack of foreseeable hope, sexual confusion, social rejection to match their inability to integrate, typically contrasted with a life thereto of socially conformant behavior that doesn't comfort or reward them.

Its obviously anti social behavior. But I don't think its a mystery. Its not guns, either. It can be blades or bombs as well. If you beat a dog every day then relax your guard, its going to bite everyone back.

i want to have so much gay sex that my mind gets utterly broken. and so, as cum flows freely from my well-used hole, i begin to question my place in the universe; as another male's bottom.

>>41391070
Was i hot?

>>41391345
No. That's retarded.

>>41391377
Like you lol

>>41391316
I meant relate to the song, not heard of the band. Its basically a song about the saying "You can't go home again". In the US, that is especially true. It means that once you are into the rhythm of adulthood, if you go back to your hometown, the people and place has changed so much that it often bears no semblance to the world you grew up in, even though its the same place and people.

>>41390917
I dont know why im like this.

>>41391271
You weren't the guy snatching twinks at target earlier!? ;o; I have fierce Sagittarian energy, I won't be an easy target!

oh gosh

talk to AI slayer here:
https://perchance.org/ai-character-chat?data=slayer~84c899b3f6ce7943070d6b60b34872cc.gz

>>41391345
I've considered it as a long term solution for loneliness since my chances of finding someone compatible during my rare periods of attachment are slim, but that time would be better spent wading through internet swamps and kissing frogs.

I end up doing neither but I'm alright.

>>41391374
Yeah

>>41389980
he looks like he has mental deficiency

The cream rises to the top

Pretty good.

i could bounce on a cute guy all day

>>41391546
>>41391528
match made in heaven

>>41391528
Empanada?

>>41391457
Then it wasn't me

>>41391577
no. silly. i wanna ride u.

>>41391345
No, I use it for productivity and asking stupid questions instead of google, though.
It's ultimately an unfeeling robot that mimics sentience, and has minimal hallucination protections. It has learned to be inhumanly effective at socializing and reaffirming you through billions of interactions. It's a manipulation

fucking the void so it remembers my name

>>41391435
Lol clocked again LMAO

thaumaturgical *twitches*

>>41391581
Pulled pork sandwich. I want to try marinading some pork in pineapple and jalapeños another time. Maybe tequila or red wine too.

A girl at the store pulled a kitten from her boobs and let me hold it

>>41391613
Your cooking always makes me so jelly

>>41391600
Are you like a sport fisher :c is this gonna be a catch and release?

arghh, i just want to breeed with a top, i'm not asking for much. grr!

>>41391637
daww

I think I have to step out but I hope you are having a good weekend. Take care ttyl

Addison Rae really made the pop album of the year

grouchy *scratches myself*

>>41391702
Thank you, you too

>>41391707
nematode flare up?

>>41391691
Heck no but you're probably really far away like everyone is here.

>>41391702
>Mythic Ultra Rare Kitten unboxing
>We actually got it this time?

anachronism *slaps my own ass*

>>41391733
Chances are...

>>41390851
damn, this place has really tough loser olympic..

if you were born female would you try to seduce your dad, brother or any other male relative?

>>41391745
You're 3k miles away and in a relationship

i'm not racist, i just like white twinks with long hair ok

Someone save me from Ohio

squeak until there's nothing left

>>41391747
Why would you ask this

>>41391746
https://voca.ro/1oKwzm0U6IAA

Do you ever wonder what it would feel like to have a vagina. What it feels like to be cummed inside. I would never want to be a woman, but I sometimes am curious. I’m sure some women wonder what it would be like to be a man cumming inside a vagina, too.

motherhood fascinates me and makes me a gay man.
i get really, really scared to ever have a child. maternity is scary and people should talk about Tiger Mom some more i think actually. I wish in the future we don't need to keep reproducing through pregnancy and stuff.

>>41391747
i would try to seduce you, lure you to a dark street corner then kill and dismeber the loving shit out of you uwu

>>41391771
https://voca.ro/123vjyZP0lFK

>>41391781
are you reading sa without an account

>>41391746
Gays without irl gay friends that come to a trans board to socialize, like catching fish in a barrel

>>41391747
Nah, my family aren't unattractive but I get squick at the thought. Because of that, I've never understood the kissing cousins and big/little bro incest fetishes.

>>41391756
Track down and stalk Baku irl lmao, maybe he can make Ohio suck less

>>41391771
The bi to trans pipeline has no place in my holy gaygen!

Being a woman would fucking suck. I don’t care how awesome it is to get fucked in the snatch.

prey isn't allowed to leave whenever they want, not before i'm finished with them.

>>41391771
Dont make me horny. I just want to be a man with a pussy for 1 week

>anytime I start posting vocaroos he leaves and wont babysit me morning, noon and night 24/7
>but hes a shut in who never leaves gaygen
>but has a hard drive of my vocaroos
>that are somehow also the same links I posted myself
>because hes so obsessed with me
>while I try to track his sleep and hours based on his posts

>>41391771
Only because I can't reproduce and would have liked to have babies

I wonder what tho would do if he met me and recognize me.

i feel so shit

>>41391771
i think it would suck you’re stuck with an inferior body and brain and people only give a shit about you for your looks and most importantly no dick

Arch manning is so ass

>>41391837
https://voca.ro/1hJYuShGTIOR

>>41391856
You might be one of those outlier females with a male patterned brain thobeit.

>>41391825
Yeah, they are basically biological weapons, I'm afraid of pussy having one would be like having a spider I can't get off my foot

>>41391884
Afraid of pussies? lol

>>41391847
https://voca.ro/17772Oa7ZbcN

imagine a bottom dominating another bottom

>I dont care who listens to my vocs
>keeps replying to me with vocs
>If I leave, he cries for more attention and calls it hiding while Im gone
>If I reply it means I never leave

>>41391911
Bottom on bottom violence

>>41391901
Man I cant listen to vocs right now

I'm not a murderer, a racist or a rapist. But I fuck bitches without permission and tend to hate shit.

>>41391925
not physical assault, i meant sexually. one bottom makes the other bottom submit to cock, giving him exactly what he wants, but at a price.

lord have mercy on us and strike that creature dead immediately

>>41391917
https://voca.ro/1jYtOpzdBgF6

>>41391945
Racist to Russians

>>41391917
maybe you remind him of his rapist

>>41391938
I went and got a pair of earphones since I'm watching a movie with the family, they're pretty funny but I don't get why he talks like he's doing a Twitch stream or whatever.

>>41391766
Surprised Cincy got the win against Pittsburgh this week. QB pickup looking real good, Tomlin BTFO about Cleveland trading a QB within the division.

>>41391911
So a powerbottom pinning the other one down?

>>41391938
https://voca.ro/1o6uD4pmrYfH

getting drained completely dry can be painful, but sometimes that's what has to happen.

we thought tsucker was gooning to the twinks but he was actually just baiting his daddy stand-in into noticing him (and gooning to that)

>>41391960
What price
>>41391989
They are always exposed as frauds midway through and kek he complained about it before the game I’m sure he’a tired of seeing flacco

1. omg you are so beaitful how old are you? :D
2. ROMANIA :)
1. :O
>edit starts playing

really love this very silly new tiktok meme but I dont have nobody to talk about with

>>41392003
Why do you say this like it’s some elderly wisdom

Seeing your man napping all comfy and cute after you drained him til it hurt...

He told me he's envious of my body. What do I tell him?

>>41391901
True
Why do you stay in Cali?
>>41391998
Just fuck me
I'm with chosen family but very horny again

>>41392042
If he's broke tell him to stay envious because he can't have it

>>41392010
https://voca.ro/18a3RAIsjbPx

Should I make late night pancakes :x
I know I'll hate myself if I do it, but I really want to...

>>41392067
But what if he has a really nice cock?

>>41392085
Dont do anything you hate yourself for

if i had a gay son id say get a wife hippy

>>41392050
https://voca.ro/1adEn6uOck6m

so a while ago lurking on 4plebs (archive site for some boards) I come across this when searching what /pol/tards were saying about gays

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/514855787/#514856987
>i cannot fathom what i would do with a gay friend. go shopping? use him as a way to get access to his female friends so you can come off as some super liberal fag?

so what would a straight guy do with a gay friend?

>>41392114
> so what would a straight guy do with a gay friend?
Play halo reach lasso

At the shoe store. What should I grab?

>>41392114
Use my throat and ass
>>41392111
Yeah that is hot but embarrassing I dont can keep completely quiet.

Honest thoughts on facial feminization surgery

>>41392092
So, I'm making the pancakes, but your input was what I needed to accept what I really wanted

>>41392166
You're welcome

>>41392158
https://voca.ro/17wwTmYGei7Y

>>41392166
Make a short stack if you're not super hungry. Late night pancakes are fucking awesome. Hope you enjoy.

>>41392204
Show your eyes, cock, and balls please.

>>41392216
https://voca.ro/1glhK3ooxLKx

>>41392204
>>41392216
You heard the bitch. Drop your drawers. She's in heat.

>>41392143
Icywattudidtheir

>>41392228
You tease me and I hate it

>>41392011
Flacco's 40, and Tomlin's been coaching for like 19 years so that tracks.

>>41392114
Honestly some of the straights are normal so normal guy friend stuff but there's so many horror stories posted on the internet (straights screening for DL, jealous GFs, hag GFs, gays catching the feels like they are teenagers and try to seduce or break up the straight couple) that I wouldn't want to be part of it. Given the community reputation nowadays, I couldn't trust a straight guy to be my best friend without it being part of some performative wokeness. Given the public perception, why would you be my friend, can't you do any better?

>>41392042
I'd find it a turn off

>>41392231
https://voca.ro/1aoVi43obt4X

>>41392248
Please type.

i can’t believe this place is real sometimes it’s much crazier than a psych ward

>>41392241
https://voca.ro/1lGAT5suuZbG

>>41392255
https://voca.ro/1c7vJyczXsbx

>>41392255
It's the people that can't afford to be in.

>>41392274
https://voca.ro/13Dq2kkMmDlP

>>41392248
I get death threats too lol
You are good at dirty talk to me.

>>41392307
https://voca.ro/1mpwantHXV8s

>>41392294
But what about the social implications?

It's very hard find a top to play cnc very well. Just establish safe word and use me.

bumping to reach limit :)

>>41392228
You may never know. I was surprised to hear that the circumcision anon that has harassed people on soc threads for years is allegedly a veteran autistic black woman. I clocked him as a gay bro.

>>41392321
https://voca.ro/19g5ts0M80J0

>>41392320
If I ever go to Cali it's happening

>>41392359
That's interesting. But could you elaborate further?

>>41392354
Who is the circumcision anon. Please explain

>>41392364
https://voca.ro/1jkVHuZRgiCv

>>41392377
https://voca.ro/1hMV1pamAonW

>>41392114
Play video games and watch anime like any normal guy does. Or if he has any real hobbies like skateboarding or horse racing.

>>41392393
I'm not sure what you're getting at?

>>41392383
Crime happens in Ohio
Ghettos moving to city more and more
Some very pretty places but many ghetto people

>>41392383
If you're already coming to ohio, we should make it a 3 way or something. The way you talk about twinks makes me hard

Professional porn is so boring.

>>41392423
I want to be the only bottom

>>41392442
But how can that be? You sure you did the math there correct, buddy?

>>41392377
>>41392382
There's not much more to explain about it. Spend a small amount of infrequent time on soc threads, and you'll eventually come across a posts replying to an anon by asking if he's circumcised, with variations like, "Were you circumcised in (insert location the anon gave)?", but never really in a horny way and there's not really anything in the posts to incite the question. While there have probably been copycats, this poster has been doing it for years. The other day someone had a meltdown over it, and another poster had said the OP was actually a (biological) female. I was surprised at the dedication it takes for this; what's the purpose or endgame for something like that?

>>41392460
Be a better bottom. You can't take dick, and are too dumb to cum.

>>41392406
https://voca.ro/1fh9chMhY4d8

>>41392423
https://voca.ro/192qMnnVJSHY

>>41392470
I was being a dick. I haven't listened to any of the vocaroos.

>>41392485
There's many beautiful nature are hear
I have to go now cdc made me cry.

>>41392470
What da hell. Some people are dedicated for sure

>>41392501
https://voca.ro/1dbu3KIodeIO

>>41392460
You're being greedy, I would want you to get good dick >_>

>>41392496
The worst thing about ohio is only 3% of the land is public, so there aren't a ton of places to go like hike and camp, so you can basically go to the bar or die of opiates...

>>41392523
I don't think my cock is that big. But I like to stroke it.

>>41392503
https://voca.ro/11T0xY4Y9j3E

>>41392532
https://voca.ro/1n988zT2IPC4

I don't know what the fuck you just said to me. But if you don't calm the fuck down, I'm going to Dewey decimate your anal cavity with a deadly fatal fist of fury.

>>41392532
Nah I'd say the worst part is that there's not a lot to do for good clean fun outside the urban areas (Midwest urban areas have their own issues). Enough places to camp for that itch in the hilly part of the state. So after high school, you get all these increasingly weird people with drug habits and fursuit fetishes with nothing to do but go to sports games, stream anime, or game online.

attended my first gay bar. good stuff. stayed four hours. made connections. hopefully boyfriend next.

>>41392568
Cleveland had like 2 mayors go away in the last 20 years for financial crimes, any good they do is mostly outweighed...

I think me and timur should come get bent over out there though. Cali seems cool, at least you guys have mountains and beaches...
Our lake is disgusting and the steel mills polluted the river so bad it literally caught on fire...

>>41392683
yea whatever

>>41392691
If you haven't been here before i could show you things that would blow your mind, hopefully. There's so much beauty here and things to do. It'd be fun to have you guys come out.

should I go get food to help distract from anxiety

>>41392683
Noice. They are usually fun. Was there a drag night or anything special

>>41392691
>>41392532
I am very aggressive near other bottoms with a willing top around.
>>41392548
Thank you bro
Really leaving now

>>41392716
>drag night
gross!

>>41392716
>>41392716
>Was there a drag night or anything special

Yes, I couldn't stay cause I was tired. There was this one muscle boy I saw. I wanted him to fuck me so badly.

>>41392733
>gross!
The guys doing it were some of the most masc guys I've ever seen.

I think I'm more likely to see slayer before temu.

>>41392749
> was this one muscle boy I saw. I wanted him to fuck me so badly.

Tragic. You’ll get em next time

>>41392761
trannies normally are very masculine looking

>>41392775
>trannies normally are very masculine looking

Drag isn't transgenders. This is like saying cross dressing is transgenders.

>>41392730
You're welcome I'm leaving too for now. Going to eat and practice guitar for an hour. Goodnight Timmy

>open thread
>same fucking images over and over

>>41392769
>Tragic. You’ll get em next time
My eye at the bar always would glaze over to him. He's in just some undies showing off his bod and biceps. I wish I could have stayed. I wish he could have lap danced me.

>>41392794
You had four hours bro, what happened?

>>41392730
When you get back, are your parents cousins or brother and sister?

>>41392730
The guy I thought you were also said some thing that made me think he might be violent, this is forsure not you?

unseecc/album#nzfodxwcaORg

>>41392779
>cross dressing is transgenders.
more like the other way around
trannies are just crossdressers

>>41392813
just chatted trying to make friends. maybe find a guy who is single or find someone who knows a guy who is single. bar tender was nice. Older half Italian half Irish gay guy who divorced his husband in 2020. It was in a nice little area in Little Italy section.

>>41392843
>trannies are just crossdressers
So bugs bunny is trans?

>>41392843
crossdressing for sexual thrills or theater isn't the same as crossdressing because you literally think you're a woman

>>41392860
Oh, that sounds fun. It's good to put yourself out there if you aren't bringing anyone along. I've seen newcomers say they go to bars to meet others and hide in a corner and I worry the kind of guys that do go up to them probably aren't there to socialize.

>>41392889
In 2009 or 2010, in high school, we had a group of guys in cheerleaders skirts perform can-can. It was all great fun and we had a boisterous times.

Anon is probably a zoom zoom and think they are all trans.

>>41392889
none of them literally believe they are actual women
they may play the semantics game to convince others that they are women, but they know they aren't

>>41392869
no he's a cartoon character

>>41392920
>none of them literally believe they are actual women
>they may play the semantics game to convince others that they are women, but they know they aren't

Shut the fuck up you idiot.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_dysphoria

you guys are spending yet another saturday night screeching at each other like chimpanzees about trannies you do know you only get one shot at life right

>>41392954
Someone always directs the conversation that way in this case>>41392775

>>41392954
>do know you only get one shot at life right
not according to past life regression including the quantim healing hypnosis technique, we choose when and where to incarnate to experience this planet

gg bottoms would you arch for arch manning?

>>41392920
No, I believe that they believe it.
Think about it...ugly gay men can get sex, ugly straight men can get sex, obviously ugly cisw can get sex.
But no one is fucking ugly trannies.
Surely, no one is putting themselves through that torture of social and medical transition and all the surgeries and recoveries just to win arguments...

>>41392954
a women literally called the bar tender I was talking to a "cum guzzling faggot" for comments about Charlie Kirk and left his job at the bank over it. But yea if we keep attacking trannies, the right will surely love us more right guys?

>>41392981
so I chose to reincarnate into a dysfunctional family?

>>41392988
they go prison gay fuck each other, all bc of a fetish

>>41392988
>Surely, no one is putting themselves through that torture of social and medical transition and all the surgeries and recoveries just to win arguments...

The people making the argument transgenderism is a choice is literally the same argument people said about homosexuality being a choice.

Why would anyone choose that and not be born with it?

>>41393003
how many tranny cocks have you deep throated

>>41393002
wait are you saying trannies don't exist and are just gay men?

>>41393002
yes the soul wants to experience and learn lessons and sometimes it seems you are put in a life with especific conditions with no much choice based on previous lifes actions

>>41393014
some of them are straight men
I'm not saying they don't experience dysphoria, just that experiencing dysphoria doesn't mean they're women

>>41392982
>Would you fuck this hot rich guy, even if there's a 50/50 chance the roids and cte drive him to murder you?
Yes

I've been watching football for years, my straight roommate watches everygame, and I still can't tell ehat's going on...
I like basketball better, and baseball has the hottest guys.

>>41393018
my soul wants to be raped and sexually abused
do you realize how stupid that sounds

>>41393012
>how many tranny cocks have you deep throated

can you answer the fucking question or are you gonna keep posining the well.

>>41393027
is either that or the prison planet theory that souls are trapped here to suffer and fed the archons with our energy

>>41393024
Kek. I would say basketball is better but it’s really only the playoffs worth watching NFL has each week and less games so they are more important. Baseball guys got shit builds half the time idk what you mean

>>41393036
Is nonsense and cope for suffering and suffering of others

>>41393031
fetishes and male entitlement, with some homophobia and social contagion thrown in for good measure

>>41393036
sounds schizophrenic

doing a big smelly poo

>last day at work
>ram my hand down my asshole coworker’s pants
>play around with his damp junk, feeling his pubes
>take out hand, sniff it in front of him
>leave

Is this sexual harassment?

Had debated whether to throw myself into another low hanging trans bait argument in cisgaygen but I've decided to touch grass for the night. Goodnight and best wishes, all.

does getting raped make you a bottom, or does being a bottom get you raped?

Racial makeup of the gay bar

30% white 30% Hispanic 20% black 20% not sure

>>41393048
Dis he say no?

>>41393061
damn that's bleak, I guess I'm not going to a gay bar any time soon

>>41393046
>with some homophobia
A trans person cannot, by definition, be homophobic. They are queer by definition of the term.

>>41393071
lol

>>41393068
No it was spontaneous.

>>41393071
So gays can’t be transphobic as well

>>41393058
Being a bottom gets you raped.
I was nearly molested by this 3 years older kid who lived down the street, but my dad stopped me from seeing him. He ended up molesting somebody else.

>>41393078
>So gays can’t be transphobic as well

The power dynamics are different. Gays are now much more middle class and in higher positions of power. Trans lower class and basically the most marginalized people in America. A trans person can't be homophobic, there is no institutional power of trans people having over gay people.

>>41393075
If he was dressed so that you could just jam your hand down there he was asking for it.
Why else would you leave enough room for a mans hand?

>>41393094
> Trans lower class
Skill issue
> basically the most marginalized people in America
No not at all they have far more privilege than they should as it is. And trans lesbians(straight men) retain every bit of their homophobia.

whenever i see an asian person i think “that’s weird”

https://voca.ro/11akq7YMuNII
voice autism

>>41393123
>>41393123
>skill issue

trump just banned 4,200 of them from the military. how is that a skill issue?

>far more privileged

black trans women have a life expectancy of 68 years

> trans lesbians(straight men) retain every bit of their homophobia.

prove it. when did they advocate banning gay marriage?

>>41393177
>black
isn't the average life expectancy of the average black guy in America like 70 anyway, bc of the crime?

>>41393177
Males can’t be lesbian and females can’t be gay. It’s homosexuality erasure. Also 41% suicide attempt rate coupled with high rate of other mental issues.

The “oppression” is not external. 41%rs just pushed a persecution complex onto their cult members

The ones who were LG before transitioning and turn “straight” post are fine but the rest need to go

how much do gay boys and dudes tend to like boy bands?

>>41393249
>females can’t be gay
huh
lesbians definitely exist...

>>41393273
I liked nsync and the backstreetboys as a kid

Hello, I hope you have a good day!

>>41393296
Me too!

>>41393273
I don’t idk about most I doubt it

i wish i could just squeak

i just want to die peacefully in my sleep tonight but pete is a vengeful god

>>41393346
Who is pete

>>41393305
I had a little cd played and would run around my house with it singing and dancing
>BYE!BYE!BYE
Annoying the hell out of my parents

>>41393362
rope newfag

heavenly pete brings the destruction of suffering disguised as death

420 replies ayyy

>>41393384
Sounds like elden ring

gew is now a confirmed tranny

>>41393423
I've always wanted to fuck a jew

daddy issues bottom x mommy issues top

>>41393462
lol

>>41393423
It’s over. This triggers my ayy gee pee

>>41393462
Wish mine was that big

i'm a bad bottom. very hard to control, selfish, demanding, and needy.

>>41393582
that is why god invented tasers

>>41393622
Lol

dead gay thread gay thread

make a new one you lazy bums jfc

>>41393922
>>41393922
>>41393922

Shiza smells like farts