Thread 41417471

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QOTT is cheating unforgivable?
>>41414327 (previous furniture)

goony

>>41417471 (OP)
Nice art. What do you mean unforgiveable? I would never take back a cheater but I don't think the entire world needs to tar and feather them personally.

QOTT:
Yes

>>41417471 (OP)
do i seriously have to shave my cock and balls and ass every single time i have sex?? i really cant be bothered why wont people just accept that im an adult and i have pubic hair like oml

>>41417480
Night anon, sleep tight

>>41417487
stop fucking pussies

>>41417471 (OP)
https://voca.ro/1byU2DPZ2SuN

>>41417471 (OP)
yes 100%

>>41417487
I don't care about your cock and balls, just keep it hygenic. Do need that ass to have a tapered fade minimum tho

Qott: Yes

>>41417500
actually true the ass hairs need some style on em

>>41417471 (OP)
>QOTT is cheating unforgivable?
i mean it depends right? like having a full blown affair is way different from making out with someone at the club one night and then coming home crying bc you regret it.
i've seen weirdoes on reddit consider having a crush on someone and still talking to them to be cheating. but then in every relationship i've ever been in, talking about crushes with your partner has been normal. idk it's all so relative and depends on how much you wanna own your partner.

>>41417493
i dont fuck anything im a bottom

i dont make love
I fuck
hard

>>41417505
Mhmm, shave a little target so I know where to put the handprint. No broccoli cuts though. Tired of zoomer trans women and their broccooi cut ass hair

>>41417509
yeah i mean find braver tops
>like me

>>41417509
well suck on ma nuts then

>>41417480
gn!

>>41417509
Lol

>>41417481
>Nice art.
It made me think of trans women
>What do you mean unforgivable?
Your answers cover the bases I had in mind, I think — although I am not sure now that I think about because you said “take back” so I am wondering if that is what you mean by forgiving.
>it depends
I mean, is whatever you yourself consider to be cheating unforgivable?

>>41417510
same kal

>>41417507
sorry for got to (You) you here >>41417525
>>41417510
You stay in your room when there are people over lol

>>41417507
birb

I Am A European Woman And It Feels So Good
>>41417471 (OP)
qott: all things can be forgiven
that said i run a tight ship. if your eye is wandering onto another girl i will politely suggest it leave with her
>>41417487
you don't have to do anything you don't want to it's your body. you're in control of who you fuck. i don't shave anything I'm a mature woman if you would prefer me not to look like one I find that strange

>>41417533
true

i make love when I want to. i fuck hard when I want to. right now I want to be unpleasant in my room for a couple more years

>>41417538
you in the EU anymore tho

>>41417546
the land is old it does not care about "economics"

Honestly Greeland is basically its own thing as far as geography goes

>>41417552
i can respect that

>>41417554
yeah they got those fucked up sharks too

>>41417557
They does?

>>41417552
vampire-coded

>>41417560
yeah these derpy looking mf's

>>41417557
>fucked up sharks
now this I cannot abide they are excellent sharks
EXCELLENT do you hear

im a vampire but not like the twilight or vampire diaries vampires, more like the girl from itadaki seieki

>>41417570
if it wasn't so cold there I would swim down into the depths so I could punch one of them

payday 2 and jerk off all day

>>41417568
He looks like a rusty buoy, how lovable. Thank you

>>41417568
>derpy looking
>>41417575
>punch one
I am as mad as I have been all day
>>41417573
t. thinblood

>>41417582
not like that hard but just hard enough to let it know I think it's an idiot

>>41417471 (OP)
>is cheating unforgivable?
yes
cheaters should be hanged by the neck until dead

>>41417588
Boo this is just a disguised self harm post

>>41417588
Sarah real

bronya what time is it in "europe"?

>>41417585
You've gotten soft. Like the greenland shark, sharkie.

>>41417585
that shark might be 500 years old
>>41417593
oof

>>41417593
it's not really that disguised
>>41417599
u_u
_/\_

>>41417602
i bet no one has ever punched it, though

>>41417618
preach queen

any chasers gonna be posting lewds tonight?

do i start reading dracula or finish lolita first

>>41417619
that would be good if true
>>41417624
finish Nabokov first

>>41417624
finish lolita

>>41417471 (OP)
>qott
no ill forgive u its ok. if you want to do it again thats ok too..

>>41417632
are you a cuck perchance?

>>41417623
Tempt me babe

>>41417532
ok yeah honestly i think for me the main problem would be like, dishonesty instead of just the act of doing sex things with another person? and that i would find pretty hard to forgive yeah
>>41417533
its a pheasant from my parents' yard
i went to check out their place while they were away on vacation, and it was full of the things. they didn't really appreciate my prescence

>>41417626
>>41417628
thats probably the right choice. it feels bad to have it unfinished
>>41417635
perchance

i now only have 195 followers

>>41417639
hit my line then (do not mind the dallas)

>>41417634
you had better be cute otherwise I don’t know how I could forgive you

>>41417638
cool. what are the pheasants doing there? I feel like they are a very medieval-coded bird and you don't hear about em much these days

>>41417637
Ah well. Too sleepy. Goodnight thread

>>41417623
>chaser btw

>>41417644
what for?
>>41417650
i saw a pheasant :) it was crazy

>>41417663

idk lol

>>41417663
that is a cool pheasant too. pretty sure people eat them but they dont look very good to me

>>41417670
im confused. i didnt even know that guy was called dallas
>>41417677
i couldnt eat a pheasant with such nice plumage. i let him be

ppl who are mean to me should be dragged into the streets and shot

>>41417683
what about people who are mean to me

>>41417683
they should be forced to walk off a cliff as they are beaten with clubs!

>>41417493
start fucking mine

>>41417650
they do pretty well around humans! they just kinda hang out where there's enough food to eat
they're originally from the caucasus and have been introduced to europe and north america because they're dumb as bricks which makes them good game birds. like legit that's why they've been introduced to the west, ppl wanted them here because they wanted to shoot them. and now they're just hanging out.

>>41417687
heyyy heyyyyyy i watched the first ep of cadfael last night i rlly liked it im gonna watch more c:
v cozy show, reminds me of the stuff i used to watch on pbs with my parents as a kid
>>41417691
well put

>>41417693
can potentially be arranged. wya

>>41417679
yeah it do be looking pretty dripped out, fair enough

>>41417695
damn. why are humans like this

pleasant pheasant
profit prophet
bridal bridle
metal medal
martial marshal

>>41417755
pl and ph are different sounds

how you feeling today stu?

>>41417772
im feeling good :) i want to go to the store to buy everything i need to make spaghetti all'assassina

hi stu hope you’re doing good

>>41417783
i am

>>41417787
YAYYYY :3

Why are you sissies so fucking ugly? Stop being such a fat ugly sissy.

i am stu's biggest simp
if stu is happy then i am happy

>>41417768
they just need to alliterate

pretty quiet in here, should I start posting old /fit/ memes?
Pic related

Pathetic that some cheers here unironically simp for sissies.

Just rape them bro who cares why are you simping lmao

>>41417798
>old
this is from 4 years ago

>>41417798
sorry i was busy removing all of my male followers

>>41417808
have you tried monkey biscuits nils?

>>41417813
i have not, gorillas have different digestive systems from humans. but this is something i would try for the fun of it maybe

>>41417793
yay :)
>>41417796
i love you
>>41417797
is it really alliteration if the sounds are different tho?

hey stu im gonna jerk off soon

>>41417840
have fun

>>41417832
i dont know actually, i thought so but come to think of it i do not know

sometime in the future i will make a million word long epic poem about something awesome like killing people with a sword. it will be called the nilsiad and it will feature me killing people with a sword

>>41417856
what should i jerk it to? no ntr please

>>41417867
you HAVE to jerk it to femboys bro

>>41417867
Big hairy men

>>41417872
im ok with that
>>41417875
i am not ok with this

>>41417867
Nickado avocado sex tape

what percentage of chasers are bi

>>41417895
me
trannies are the top of the hierarchy for me tho

>>41417866
will the nilsiad be based on true events
>>41417867
furry chastity_cage
now go

>>41417905
based bi chad

>>41417895
70 straight 30 gay for me, not a chaser though I am a pure soul

>>41417867
I have no jerked off in like a week and I have been taking my zinc. It's gonna be catastophic

>>41417909
it might be but id have to kill a bunch of people first which i have not done yet
>>41417895
sexuality is fake!!!!!!!!!!!! everyone is actually bisexual

>>41417909
>furry chastity_cage
i might be into that, where should i look? found a website called yiff-party that has fox mcleod in a bridal dress and chastity cage

>>41417922
hell yeah
>>41417926
sorry i only like men, i have no attraction to women

>>41417798
damn monkey boy got guns

>>41417938
what if there was a woman who was really really masculine and handsome.. boom i just obliterated ur sexuality and you have to give me a million trillion dollars now

will you take a million trillion dollars in monkey biscuits?

>>41417942
id be like ewww a girl

>>41417946
that'd be really inconvenient thatd add up to a really big amount of biscuits but maybe i can just dump them in the ocean and make an island for myself where i can live handsomely and in a free manner, id plant my flag and itd be called nilstopia mostlikely
>>41417947
what the flip... misogoni or however you spell that damned word

misogoni sounds like a delicious pasta dish

>>41417955
one time my bf was like “im glad my swimmers work, cause 1. yours are definitely dead and 2. even if they weren’t, they’d be like “ewwww an egg” and that shit has stuck in my brain ever since

can i get an f in the chat if you're feeling submissive and breedable tonight?

>>41417953
hello .XX.X.XXx. did you get a new job yet?

>>41417926
maybe make it based on real life but you also kill a bunch of people
>>41417932
i was just thinking rule34

hey nils can you start hunting me with a sword until i either get a job or you find and disembowl me

>>41417984
raaaghh!! get a job or i kill youuu!!!

>>41417975
im looking at gay delta rune r34 now

hey pichu, have you seen/played any cool romhacks lately?

cg was a lot more fun last night

>>41418031
sorry ive been jerkin it to furry porn

>>41418031
sorry i’ve been watching brad mondo bleach fails

>>41418031
real that shit was great

>>41418048
what was the standout for you?

>>41418034
that's fair

>>41418047
unacceptable

cg begins when bronya wakes up

blobby still hasn't come online since getting hospitalized

>>41418056
morbid

>>41418055
forearms

>>41418070
need forearm daddy back

just wanna feel my balls slap against another's balls. maybe cg is not the right place for me

>>41418083
this is chicks with dicks anon, dudes with tits is down the hall

>>41418083
sex is such a mystery i think, never been quite so tactile for me. for me it feels a little surreal. i wonder how others perceive sex in the moment. sensations like this are maybe more using a visual to convey the action. or maybe the sense is actually whats desirable. i wonder

>>41418077
Someone post forearm pics immediately. Preferably if ur a bit sweaty

Duke, poz me poz me

>>41418117
It's a combo of surreal and extremely tactile, tho

>>41418163
kind of hmmmm, i always felt like it was more of a general mood rather than the actual sensation of skin

>>41417471 (OP)
cheaters r scum

why is the thread so dead whenever I'm disgustingly horny

need the type of guy to randomly throw an arm around me from behind and stick the other up my shirt while I'm cooking so i can be like stooooppp as if I'm not incredibly into it

the guy i like sent me a goth gf x golden retriever bf meme
i have such a crush on him

>>41418392
tranner or chaser?

>>41418405
tranner

Hello. She's still mad at me

Relationships are too much work. I think I'm calling it quits after she dumps me

>>41418438
yeah ppl are way too complex and hard to deal with

>>41418445
Sucks doesn't it

i'm once again asking how i can turn myself asexual if anyone has any ideas i can try

>>41418509
Just suck the dick

>>41418535
if i do that then i'm preying on men and i don't want to do that and i don't want to be intimate and i don't want to think about other people sexually and i don't want to even know that sex exists i want to stop wanting because i feel like even wanting another person inherently changes how you act towards them and creates an inequity and pressure that inherently oppresses that person. it's evil

>>41418509
>>41418544
You could KYS

>>41418544
i love preying on men

>>41418558
that's my last resort. i'm not suicidal but if i can't find any other way i might look into it
>>41418564
you are a demon

>>41418567
yes i’m a demon

i bought crushed tomatoes

>>41418581
I'll crush your little cherry tomatoes

i hate my life
i hate life itself

>>41418626
do u know how to bake korvapuusti?

>>41418621
i predicted this comment ten minutes before you said it

>>41418637
no i wish
my grandma used to always be baking sweets for us whenever we were visiting her
i miss her

>>41417471 (OP)
>QOTT is cheating unforgivable?
Maybe if they reimbursed me for my therapy costs and are living in misery

>>41418641
I planned my comment 20 minutes before you wrote yours

Why are many of you so sad all the time?

>>41418642
my mum used to make really good finnish pulla but she's really old and sick now. i havent been able to find anything similar, everything else is much too sweet. i think ill need a finnish wife

Seeing your trans gf cooking in the kitchen so you come up behind her and wrap your arms around her and grind your dick against her ass and she says "stoooooooooopppp" but you notice her poor knife technique and that it looks like she wasn't going to season the meat before browning it so you let her go and micromanage the entire cooking process and when the food is done you make her admit it tastes better than if she'd cooked it her way

>>41418653
Normal, well adjusted people don't come to 4chan

>>41418654
im sorry to hear that
my mom is sick too
it sucks
i need to learn to make pulla, have my mom teach me ig
my mom can make cakes too, like a berries and cream style cake that's rly good
i wish life had been kinder to her
i hate the world

>>41418683
That's not true. It's not a secret club anymore. I need a proper answer to my question

Gmornyyy

>>41418687
being trans is a curse that brings misery to everyone around it

>>41418653
not me :D
im gonna be home soon :D

>>41418695
But I know trannies that aren't depressed and miserable.

anyone got pics of rick?

ive noticed that some trannies just experience constant anguish

>>41418699
give it time

>>41418711
u gotta swallow the happy pill! stop being so negative all the timee, just smile

>>41418687
It never was a secret club?

i finally found the source of the faint rotten egg scent that has been hitting me whenever i open my refrigerator
there was an old cucumber in the bottom of the veggie bin
forgotten for months, alone
liquefying in its wrapper
i threw it out
the curse is lifted

>>41418723
How about you take care of my old stinky cucumber

>>41418723
sometimes i feel like an old forgotton cucumber liquefying in its wrapper

>>41418733
me too anon
maybe in the next life we'll do a better job of things

>>41418736
i have hope for this current life marie. we are both still young

>>41418743
i'm not young enough
not anymore
i've slipped too far through the cracks
no one has a use for me
my potential is no longer worth the investment

>>41418648
you win anon *presents balls for squeezing*

>>41418669
cute

sigh
balls is going in the filter

>>41418669
i need this badly

I'm gonna troon out because they're the only people who are allowed to be blackpilled

>>41418760
lmao sorry
why are you filtering things tho are you upset by sexual stuff

>>41418766
i am filtering all sources of psychic damage that i can

>>41418769
you should filter me entirely then lol

>>41418773
i did for a time Dx

can i filter everyone except stu?

>>41418779
36 year old chaser btw

>>41418779
with a bit of regex-fu it's certainly possible

i really want him

Locking my tranner in a cage and only letting her out when I need someone to write some regex

>>41418752
How old are you marie

>>41418786
26.6

>>41418791
Girl stfu

>>41418793
what
im a grad school dropout with a 2 year gap in my resume
i had a contract job for 6 months and now im unemployed again
im never digging myself out of the hole

>>41418801
You'll be fine

>>41418801
lol im in the exact same boat. dropped the fuck out of grad and research math classes. i just tutor math and cs now and work on my bullshit side projects

~mornyy

>>41418801
I'm not going to post my life story, but you can absolutely dig yourself out of that kind of hole

>>41418801
You could be doing literally anything you want by 35. There is such an insane amount of time left. You're 8.6 years into being a real human bean

>>41418813
yup sounds like me
i was driving for uber eats
my parents annoyingly decided that the projects i was working on weren't good enough ("how is this going to make money" "i think you should be doing something with AI") so when i wasn't driving for uber my dad was having me do unpaid work for him setting up the website for his dumb business idea
wouldn't even let me use my own github account, i guess he was afraid i would pull a mark zuckerberg and steal his genius idea or some shit, so he made me use a different github so i didn't even get fucking github activity out of that bullshit
god it pisses me off whenever i think about it
now come december there's gonna be a family gathering and i'll have to listen to my father lecture me some more about how the stuff i work on in my free time is worthless and my brother who i tutored through school telling me i'm a lazy loser and bragging about his big money startup job
istg im going to jump into the frozen river if that happens
i hate people i hate living i hate myself i hate literally everything

I haven't been able to sleep this past week. I don't wanna take mirtazapine though

Finna filter this bitch

>>41418776
why lol
>>41418779
i dont think thats allowed

>>41418847
do it pussy u wont

yea i'll shut up though
i had that one kicking around in my head for a while -_-

>>41418877
too much sex talk

>>41418886
i see

>>41418895
but i unfiltered u cuz i like u! dont be sad :<

>>41418895
I filtered you because you don't talk about sex enough

Filtering everyone so it's just me talking to myself

>discordia: they're just pics/vids, it doesn't count
>>41416569

according to scientist, this is what the average human will look like in one thousand years

filtering ALL trannies so its just me and my bros hanging out. recommend this to all chasers

>>41418914
Big bug eyes to see chasergen better

>>41418914
At least it's.... you know...

p sure the average human will look like this in 1000 years

>>41418914
Men will make a bitch who looks like a praying mantis into a sex symbol before women will date someone under 5'9

>>41418916
Ideal chasergen honestly

sauce is going
>>41418898
yay :) i like you too
>>41418901
there must be a way i can make everyone happy

are we food posting?

>>41418941
>>41418951
Smakelijk eten

>>41418951
Top 'o the mornin to ye clown. Thas a rouight good bowl 'e food if I do say so moiself!

>>41418951
Nice

told myself i'd make makaronilaatiko today
guess i should get started on that

Girl y'all tranussy creamier than northern european cuisine

>>41418971
Dawg you mean dat bussy got mo stank than fermented fish?

>>41418935
>"Not even the carrion eaters are interested in your radiated corpse."

>>41418979
geez my cooking isn't that bad

filtering bussy and stank
rly should have thought of those sooner desu

>>41418653
I'm here because I'm socially stunted and that makes me sad and then I try to make connections through here which inevitably fail which makes me more sad

>>41418935
I'd be a skeleton with you Marie

>>41418956
c:
>>41418957
it is! im actually so excited to have this purple sweet potato u hardly ever see them
>>41418962
it was c:

>>41419009
Excuse me, I said tranussy. I've been told that the b word can cause dysphoria.

>>41419012
what if our bones touched... >////<
>>41419016
right im just gonna filter anything ending with ussy

>>41419019
What about f*ssy?

>>41418956
ty :)
>>41419019
youre gonna regret this when you miss out on stinulating conversation about claude debussy

>>41419032
They call me Clog Debussy

also dry bones is the best mario character look at him i love him so much

>>41419032
tru...
ugggg this is a difficult one maybe i'll put some exceptions for hussy and debussy

>>41419029
oh yea that too... god damn you people and your vile words

>>41419038
dry luigi would be my fav but nintendo are cowards

>>41419049
idk what that is but it reminded me of this guy
that was like peak horror on flipnote hatena...

watching this documentary about John Dillinger. man it seemed easier for criminals back then. you could commit crimes, then just move to a different state, make up a fake name and start a new life.
it was also because of guys like him that the FBI was created, so they could have law agents that could chase people across the country.
cant do that anymore, birth certificates became a thing starting around the 30s, and nowadays everyone has one and an ID

I want to talk dirty to the trooner I've been messaging because I can tell they want it, but I also don't want to come across as a gross coomer and scare him off.

Where is the balance between giving them the dirty talk you know they want and not making it seem like you view them as just a fetish object?

>>41419118
not birth certificate, I meant social security number.
before that births weren't always tracked, maybe some churches would keep records of it in some towns, but nothing official and countrywide.

>>41419139
I think your first step should be to not call them "him"

>>41419139
You are a gross coomer that's just using her as a fetish object though

>>41419181
not true they seem really cool

im worried im boring them and want to give them the excitement they want

>>41419139
>scare him off
>him
anon..

hi hi how's everyone doing today

>>41417471 (OP)
>QOTT is cheating unforgivable?
Always and forever unforgivable.

>>41419196
>not true
>they
>them
>them
>they
Mhm

>>41418056
ok it's time for cg now
>>41418063
rent free

>>41419202
normal I guess. I'm still just waking up. coffee and a cig

I want her cookie

>>41419234
weird it's like past midday here
how do you like your coffee?

>>41419238
still 10 am here.
its nice and warm. milk and sugar

>>41419181
Agp= restructuring your entire life around your sexual fetish

>>41419019
>cool skeleton couple shopping in public but they don't realize everyone is annoyed by the sounds of their bones rattling together
Ideal

if you zoom down to the top of the great pyramid in Egypt on Google satellite maps, there's a bunch of electronic looking equipment on the top of it. wtf

Im agp

>>41419237
are you telling me that you want someone or am i being stupid

>>41419241
nice! i hope you have a lovely day

i like making coffee with proper grains and a press and all that stuff, but i rarely get the time in the morning before work cause i can't get out of bed aha
usually just instant for me :(

>>41419202
A bit mixed because I'm not sure if my counselling chat went okay or not
I'm also tired as hell
How about you?

>>41419196
>theyposting
Yeah ngmi. They (in the plural sense) can see through your choice of words, you're not the first closeted bisexual guy to try and fuck her

i don't understand agp really

like i can understand if it's something a person enjoys to do it every now and then, but can a sex thing go that far? i don't think so..

To be fair there are he and they trans women sometimes
Probably not the case when he's also saying "trooner"

>>41419290
No need to understand pseudoscience

>>41419290
it's just a word for girls who have fun

If she's agp she'll wear all sorts of fucked up lingerie for you
If she's not you have to beg her to stop wearing boxers

dont buy lingerie donate to russian army :)

>>41419301
>>41419311

i feel like a trans woman could experience agp even, but would that make that the soul reason for doing it?

idk maybe it's cause my sex drive is super low but i just can't see making a decision like that based on a fetish i think it's not a real reason or a real thing

>>41419331
If agp were real then most cis women would have it too by the definition provided, it's all just nonsense but people love their fucking labels

>>41419315
you'll have to pry my Naruto boxers off my cold dead ass
>>41419331
yeah it's like. very much not real. it's just some shit a guy made up to try and explain why trans women wouldn't top him. nobody believes in it outside of this website it's just a board culture concept rather than a real description of trans people

oh my god it's a fucking. immigration metaphor. pokemon legends z-a is about immigration. god save us all

>>41419352
it's just a pokemon game chuddy

>>41419348
>>41419349

ngl im quite happy you agree with me
i read stuff on here a lot and see people talking about it and i think "im sure its not real or a big deal" so at least im not the only one :)

>>41419365
It used to be way worse back in the day, people talked about it all the time because reading studies is hard and believing anon posts that already affirm what you think is easy

I'm so tired of watching people go through the yearly cycle of "buy new pokemon game and complain that it's shovelware with less development budget than some Roblox gamemodes"

>>41419364
you're so right bro. nothing means anything. subtext does not exist god thank you man why didn't I see this easier I could have saved so much time
>>41419365
nah yeah that's the memory opinion the people here are just deeply deeply disturbed

trying to understand this dogs behavior. my neighbors dog likes to sneak up on me when I'm not looking and startle me, then run off. not sure if he just thinks its fun or if its like predator instincts. because I can be looking at him over in his yard, but he will wait til I'm turned around doing something to sneak up. on time it was like he was playing peekaboo and made me laugh. he ran up and hid behind my tree and would jump out then go back behind to hide. then other times its like his body language is saying he wants me to come to his house. like I cant explain but he will run up to me and start running towards his home with this look like "come on"

>>41419392
i've noticed.. but for some reason it's more fun to talk to people here

i feel like people are weird in a different more off putting way in other normie spaces

>>41419392
wdym how is the game about immigration? ur a lil fucken chudcel

>>41419397
you should go with him and see what's he's showing you

makaronilaatiko is baking now :3
i hate u all

>>41419416
I want to, but like I don't want to just go on their property lol

>>41417471 (OP)
cheating on a cis woman with a tranny is forgiveable

cheating on a tranny is unforgiveable

>>41419397
He's trying to lure you in to the basement

>>41419425
are you not friends with them?

do it sneaky style, maybe i've watched too many crime things but what if they had a dead body or something..

>>41419392
> you're so right bro. nothing means anything. subtext does not exist
You finally get it

>>41419431
holy based. i didnt think they actually made based men still

im gonna mess up i know i am

If I want severely executivley dysfunctional I would rival napoleon, hitler, and iskandar

>>41419459
You got this

>>41419423
>makaronilaatiko is baking now :3
:)
>i hate u all
:(

>>41419441
yeah I know them, but usually I only go over for a reason. would be weird to be like "I was following your dog" lol

>>41419459
looks yummy
im rooting for u!
>>41419474
sry im just cranky

>>41419470
>>41419480
its not burning like its supposed to tho

>>41419459
finally putting spaghetti sauce on your noodles. I'm proud of you for not eating them plain like some ancient Roman

>>41419483
I'll make your little noodle burn

>>41419483
cooking is all about burning food the right amount. not too much, not too little.

hey pichu, should i play pokemon snap?

>>41419118
Why ... why do you seem to regret that fact ?

>>41419488
i usually use sauce!! tho last night i did eat linguine with just butter
>>41419494
i didnt predict it this time lol
>>41419496
tell that to the spaghetti! im not doing anything wrong!

>>41419510
>tell that to the spaghetti! im not doing anything wrong!
Hey stu could you do a vocaroo saying this with an exaggerated italian accent.

>>41419533
i cant but that is a good idea lol

>>41419538
:(

>>41419541
people would hear me doing voices by myself, id be embarrassed

Not coming to eat the spaghetti dinner my tranner made before she calls me to the table using an amusing italian accent.

>>41419500
Shes not here
Shes posting doomer threads about herself

Yo pichu, should I smoke this crack?

>>41419571
Just tell them you're insane and they won't mind

think I found a ai run channel on YouTube. ai generated videos and voice that make no sense. and the author replies to every comment like chatgtpts writing style.
are we at the point where bots are making their own channels their self?

wish YouTube would do something about ai garbage, tired of scrolling through it all to find something real

>>41419613
This has been going on for over a year. I know of several channels like that. It's gay as shit. Dead internet theory shawty

>>41419613
Some Dutch cunt tried doing this years back already so it's been a thing for a while

>>41419613
>are we at the point where bots are making their own channels their self?
We've been there for a while now.
>wish YouTube would do something about ai garbage, tired of scrolling through it all to find something real
We're at the point that ai/bots makes channels and content that is watched by ai/bots, commented by ai/bots and the comments are answered by ai/bots.

I'm supposed to be topped by a cute trans girl tomorrow. Any tips? I have done anal stuff with prostate massagers and dildos but only really felt pleasure a handfull of times with them and IDK what im doing wrong. Also am I dumb but how am I supposed to use poppers. like how frequent and how big of a inhale.

makaronilaatiko is almost ready
i hope it tastes good
i fried some red peppers with the beef for a little extra surprise

>>41419648
I'm sorry sir but this is anti bottom chaser zone

>>41419607
Lemme get some of dat

finished my food :) i didnt get it to burn as much as i wanted but i think the taste is good

>>41419724
Smakelijk eten for real this time

>>41419625
grim. then those bots are going to analyze other bot videos that influence the algorithm and make even more shit that's further from reality

>>41419724
i knew u could do it good job looks yummy

>>41419737
ty :)
>>41419786
yayy ty <3 it is yummy

>>41419648
basically just communicate a whole bunch is the only really important tip! find something that feels good for you both
re: poppers the answer is just. as much as you want as big as you want. have you used them at all before? grasp the bottle with your fingers with your thumb pointing upwards, then use the thumb to close one nostril while you inhale through the other. im a big bitch so I do maybe 7s inhale w 7s of holding my breatb afterwards in each nostril, but start small (maybe 2 or 3s) and increment. the effects last only a minute or so so feel free to reup as often as you like but like. don't be worrying about it it's just an extra thing it's not a big deal

Also you will smell like a pool

I hate it when trannies bring trans shit into the incest fantasy. I don't want to get fucked by a "mommy with a dick" I want to get fucked by my mom.

>>41419837
you will most certainly smell like a pool yeah. esp if you spill it which you should avoid cause it fucks up your clothes and skin but it basically always happens. i kinda like the pool smell though its very clean and comforting at the same time to me

>>41419838
right yeah i get that. it's hard to communicate that kind of thing but I've definitely run into similar frustrations with chasers. it's tough

makaronilaatiko is done
my food always looks a bit like vomit desu...

has anyone else watched a joi and not followed all the instructions

u lil fucken chud u couldn’t answer the question abt the pokemon game huh bitch

>>41419860
Looks good!

>>41419861
I'm a rebel

>>41419860
Looks bad!

>>41418951
Yes!

>>41419868
thx c:
>>41419877
the duality of man

>>41419830
do you do poppers a lot. i thought you didnt have sex
>>41419872
do you yearn to be punished for your misbehavior as i do

howcome men are nicer to me than women
does that mean im hot

>>41419891
>do you yearn to be punished for your misbehavior as i do
No I just don't like being told what to do because of the autism

>>41419907
Are we tho?

>>41419913
i dont like being told what to do unless its something i want to do

>>41419916
i think so
i try hard to make friends w women but most of them dont like me
i dont rly try to make friends with men but many of them like me

>>41419830
Damn, I didn't know you were a whore like that lol

>>41419866
huhhh what question....

>>41419924
>unless its something i want to do
That doesn't even work for me, it's quite retarded

>>41419891
i keep them by the terlet

ive also noticed a strange phenomenon where i tend to have an easier time making friends with super hot women than with average ones

>>41419931
do not people not know I fuck just because I'm an incel that doesn't mean I don't fuck

>>41419949
I feel like people just retain zero info here

gorny

>>41419939
die pissbaby chud

>>41419958
gmgm!

>>41419958
gourney

>>41419949
Did you sniff poppers before you wrote that comment lol? Wtf are you saying?

>>41419973
You're just kinda dumb Rach

>>41419960
I'm not a chud I'm a wokecel....
>>41419957
same to be fair
>>41419973
god I forgot how fucking stupid you are

>>41419940
go eat some ice cream, now!
>>41419945
you should try eating more fiber instead

>>41419958
garni

>>41420000
i get a strong and healthy intake of fiber!!!!! and my microbiome is first rate!!!! i also keep an eye on my hydration level and pelvic floor muscles!!!!!!!! don't ever question my commitment to pooping again!!!!!!

Albania gave an ai a political position last month. truly they are in the future.

i ate the makaronilaatiko it was good
there's plenty leftover for tomorrow
i have been playing this fun game trying to see if i can survive on 50 euros per week by only eating once a day
ive spent about 30 on groceries so far this week, will prob have to go buy some more the day after tomorrow when the macaroni pie is done
altho actually i have a lot of potatoes so maybe i can stretch it further

im trying so hard to stop being treatler but god I want a burrito. i want a burrito so bad I think I'm gonna die. mnnngh im going crazy I crave it I need it. i can't stop imagining the taste of it in my mouth. picrel is me looking at a burrito

>>41420044
>that length
seems more like a kebabrulla or smth

>>41420047
it appears slightly stretched due to general relativity

>>41420062
ur so hungry its warping spacetime...

hugging strawberry, kissing strawberry, protecting strawberry...

>>41419996
Oh, you're angy lol

>>41420071
in the future we'll have near-lightspeed food delivery so you can press a button and have eaten a burrito half an hour ago

>>41420075
Why are you always the dumbest motherfucker here

>>41420075
no I'm hangry :< the place I like that used to do haggis burritos closed down.... it was so good and cheap too......

>>41420010
i forgot youre into poop stuff

>>41420080
in the far future yes. in the near future we will first eat nutrient paste that contains the amount of calories, proteins, nutrients that the human body requires.

living with anxiety is so raped

Haggis burrito

>>41420106
ooohhhhhh I can't wait I love paste
>>41420099
it's very important to me the gut is the seat of the soul
>>41420113
what does this mean

food idea: combine a croquembouche and croque monsieur somehow

>>41417855

Would you?

>>41420111
throwing up in my work bathroom because i was 10 minutes late

>>41420133
Lookit dem dsldem 'pin batty boy face

>>41420133
They need to see an orthodontist and a dermatologist and a hair stylist. Just fixing that recessed jaw would do huge work for them

>>41420138
Shidding and farting on the floor of the office in the fetal position because I was 10 minutes late

>>41420133
Would

>>41420170
literally me dude

>>41420128
i see the vision. sounds pretty good

>>41420090
Ugh gross

>>41420204
You have gay sex

eating my haggis in my kilt at loch lomond after a game of golf

>>41420218
FUCK YOU im not a stereotype it's just really good in burritos. also I'm happy you said loch Lomond instead of loch Ness that's objectively the more famous one Americans always talk about loch Ness

28+ tranners <3

>>41420213
If you ask me all sex is gay sex

Loch lomond more like I've got a severe loch of tranny grickle in my mouth today

Finally jorked it to some trannies after almost two weeks! WHEW!

>>41420248
you're so fucking right
>>41420280
oh thank god I was getting worried about you

>>41420243
i know loch lomond from the song i havent heard

>>41420213
No I don't bro. I have sex with females. You're the one that gets your hairy ass filled with strange Grindr dick lol

black men <3

>>41419830
Thank you for the advice tho sadly looks like nothings happening now since she got mad I didn't wanna do spontaneous outdoor sex for my first time :(
for poppers i've done them before and liked them but the new ones I got I didn't know if I was doing them wrong or if there really is that big of a difference between ones even from the same manufacturer.

about to extract rna yay

>>41420372
More like rnyay

Rach the type of nigga to get a lifetime sentence if the cops ever found his computer

>>41420307
i like it it's pretty I used to sing it a lot as a lullaby when I was a babysitter
>>41420311
I wish I did that. should I do that. I've been thinking of just doing that lately to see if it cures me
>>41420367
that's a bummer... ppl like that are kinda unreasonable altho mb it was just partially a hosting issue? to me that's what it actually is a lot of the time when ppl suggest outdoor meets
not really related but there's a really rich culture and history behind fuckin in public it's really worth reading into if you're curious. here it's called the "cottaging industry". it's kinda sad how Grindr just killed all that stuff instantly. sorry nobody asked it just popped into my head
there's definitely a pretty big difference between brands. there's a couple different molecules with similar effects sold under the name, so people are pretty particular. I like liquid gold!

vaxx status?

>>41420000
>go eat some ice cream, now!
I think I'll have to with that get

>>41420413
I'm baxxed!!!!! i think it was a long time ago. my ex just got a flu shot I'm wondering if I should do it in future apparently it's like a tenner and I always get as sick as a dog in winter. idk I'll see how it goes for her

>>41420413
i was about to vaccinate my kids against measles but then i discovered the trap thread on b and got redpilled

i guess I'm in a yapping mood today I want to yap

>>41420412
you would like it

this is us . we're a boatload of binacle

>>41420413
I just got my covid booster and now this specific post is all blurry and I can't read it anymore. What's happening?

>>41420439
it's honestly not my style it's all about like the king or whatever. but I like songs about water

>>41420426
It's over.
>>41420428
We're so back.
>>41420441
It's too late for you. I give you two more weeks.

>>41420440
NOT my trainer btw that crime against fashion was not perpetrated by my cute and well manicured hands

My mom refused to get vaxxed but then she died from covid. Did she secretly get the vaccine? I know it has to have been was the vaxx that killed her.

>>41420434
That's so unlike you

>>41420447
do you like bridge over troubled water

I slept with the guy who gave me my last COVID booster and his husband. is that a known side effect or. in hindsight I can't believe that actually happened I love my life

>>41420468
I do but I don't fw Simon & Garfunkel. I like the Aretha Franklin version tho

>>41420469
you need to stop saying contradictory things its upsetting me >:(

What's happening forum, can we get a quick myocarditis mic-check?

>>41420480
do I contradict myself? very well then, i contradict myself. for i am large. i contain multitudes

>>41420400
wait literally true
but first i have to use evil carconegenic and corrsosive chemicals

>>41420485
im all clear :D https://voca.ro/152pliSVgRxn

>>41420486
i thought you said you were a virgin

Do y'all like that Madonna song about being a virgin?

>>41420513
i like the one about being a gold digger

>>41420500
ok so basically I was a virgin by double technicality where I thought I hadn't bottomed since transition. so my guymen would still be intact given you get a reset when you troon out. HOWEVER apparently that's not even true and my most recent ex claims to have topped me so I recently lost my virginity wirelessly. now I'm just a used up hag

>>41420530
fakecel

>>41420513
why would I listen to any Madonna other than trve peam https://youtu.be/bZAMiK6ROZA

I for one like ACTUAL incel trannies not some fakecel ones.

>>41420513
No it's like a virgin

I don't want to shower but I also don't want to brew up a fungal infection
This blows

>>41420534
>>41420556
no you see I can still be an incel bcs i don't shower regularly that's the only criteria

>>41420566
The council has decided not to grant you the rank of incel.

>>41420561
oh god forbid we build affordable and luxurious housing for fungi

a cute boymoder is like the ideal test of masculinity and heterosexuality for males. some of them literally look like girls when naked but don’t know how to act like it at all and just wear baggy clothes it’s not even a meme. this should get you rock hard

>>41420570
but... I need this... I don't have anything else..... what am I if I'm not an incel.... im just chopped.... im just bogged....

Does it still count as being a virgin if you never came?

do I act like a girl
>>41420578
i think we're ALL virgins love is love

>>41420574
what does this mean

>>41420578
No
>>41420587
No

Any other schizophrenic chasers here?
Do will the girls date a schizophrenic?

asking the sacred oracle of delphi if i’m male brained or fem brained

>>41420627
hi rick no thx

Babe I didn't cheat on you, we just soaked for a few hours

I’m still a virgin, because I never loved any of my victims.

>>41420640
I'm not Rick
And this isn't a situation where Rick is saying "I'm not Rick"

>>41420627
Rick?

>>41420647
Classic Rick!

>>41420645
its ok... i could... jump on the bed for you if you want

Is Rick in the room with us right now?

i bought the Cholula that makes u shit yourself instantly by accident cause I wasn't paying attention.... this sucks... now I have to eat all of it....
>>41420647
oh if you're not Rick then of course it's nbd everyone's got some stuff they're dealing with we can find a way to make it work

it doesnt count as a body if you do it while you're dressed up as a girl

>>41420667
eat what...

What should I bring to friendsgiving? I wanted to try my hand at a Turkey but turkey has been banned. I can deffo make a pumpkin pie but what else to show off my cooking mama skills?

>>41420684
Murder?

>>41420691
Thanksgiving was last week buddy

Need an american tranner gf so I would get to experience thanksgiving

Need an American chaser bf so I can have 2 thanksgivings

>>41420690
the cholula you pervert...
>>41420691
maybe its weird but i feel like if i really wanted to show off i would do like the salad or something. i feel like if you reallllly kill it on a salad people will be impressed cause it offsets everything else really well
>>41420699
rightttt i lowkey really wanna do it even tho its like evil or whatever. i guess i could just throw a friendsgiving if i wanted to there's no rules

i love gilgamesh so much... i wish gilgamesh could be my husband in real life. but he's gay and also from ancient uruk

>>41420574
me but i dont look like a girl when naked

you people post too much i missed 2 threads due to work what the hell has happened this is important to me
what is bronya doing

>>41420744
im eating hot chip and watching fate/stay night :D i love my stupid tranny life

>>41420744
oh and good work today! im proud of you

>>41420647
ok maybe i would as long as you’re not him

>>41420750
what kind of hot chip? i've only got pretzels in they suck so bad

>>41420770
Murder?

>>41420713
>Salad
I'm not gunna lie it's not really a salad crowd. Its a bunch of channer guys. We ride motorcycles. Steak and cheap beer crowd.

sex probably isnt very good anyway. i would like if someone was mean to me tho

>>41420781
>>41420786
i don't give a fuck if it's the hell's angels after you eat a shit ton of roast poultry potatoes and mac and cheese you're gonna want a nice crisp refreshing salad. put some fucking bacon on it or whatever if thats what you have to do
>>41420781
its actually just normal chip but im dipping it in some salsa verde. i think salsa verde might be my favourite food in the world i love tomatillos so much idk why

>>41420799
What about both at the same time?

i would like if someone was mean to me during sex and after too and before too

>>41420631
wondering these things is always fembrained

Calling my tranner a dork and a doodoohead while railing her. It's her kink.

>>41420817
Okay jerkface let's fuck

Oh yeah you love that don't you you dummy!

nnngh yeah who's my pretty little chud.... who's a mommy's stupid little chud... you like that don't you you like it when i defile your pure little flower...

>>41420815
maybe
>>41420835
ok fuckface lets jerk

Yeah take that big dick, buttface. You like that don't you, dummy? Who's ass is this, spaz,? C'mon, say it for me.

>>41420808
Well really salads are Johns thing. and by that I mean he made a bagged salad with hot cheetos in it once. I wanna make something tasty and impressive!! I was thinking toad in the hole or something along those lines.

>>41420854
>maybe
Make up your mind, dumb bitch

>>41420853
You can't grosspost this. I want you to say this to me while you finger my ass and jerk me off at the same time

>>41420889
fuck you!!! i dont have sex with chuds
>>41420869
LMAO toad in the hole is delicious but its kinda hard to have it be. particularly beautiful. its a food of convenience not exactly one of glamour
do you eat that at thanksgiving? i like it a lot its super good u have to get a proper breakfast sausage tho i wonder if that would be hard in america
what about a beef wellington? you can get the ingredients cheaper than you would think if you know where to shop

You called me a bottom chaser so many times that it lost its power over me. It's your fault I want to get fucked in the ass.

>>41420906
another successful victim

>>41420903
I'm not really a chud. I just want to be fingeted and jerked

i wish i had someone to abuse me

>>41420884
ok yes i would like that :,(

>>41420925
oh yea thats no problem that sounds totally cute
>>41420927
me too but we keep it moving the only relationship is a healthy relationship

>>41420713
>rightttt i lowkey really wanna do it even tho its like evil or whatever.
lmao

Telling my tranner I will abuse her but never actually doing it and instead showering her with love and affection

>>41420927
Shut up stupid bitch. We're holding hands.

>>41420938
i mean right??? isnt that why people still do friendsgiving??? but i think ppl would look at me weird and i already end up celebrating most of the jewish holidays which are pretty similar right

>>41420927
Abusing you by not abusing you and thus causing you discomfort for unfulfilled fantasies. Take that.

>>41420946
No they do it because on real Thanksgiving they'll be with their families. It's for college kids before fall break

>>41420930
Not even putting up a fight, pathetic

>>41420953
oh i had no idea i thought it was like a woke rebranding like freedom fries or israeli couscous

>>41420958
im too desperate...

>>41420935
but i need it
>>41420940
>>41420941
>>41420948
why are you guys like this? :(

>>41420983
Marina would never do that though, that's an absurd depiction.

>>41420983
I wish winemom would do this to me

>>41420983
ew a transbian picture in my chasergen

>>41420927
Agp sissy

>>41420983
me on the left w/ me on the right

>>41420978
It looks good on you

>>41420983
omg i need that :(

>>41420995
i havent played the game i just downloaded theses pics from here
>>41421002
>>41421003
>>41421006
im straight i just dont have any pics of a guy doing something similar to a girl saved but desu i think im just bottom. if a girl is willing to top me and dom me i think i would let her at least just to try it out. but i prefer guys
>>41421007
how is that posible

>>41421034
be your own boyfriend

>>41421034
Reusing arm pics too smdh.

>>41421034
Agp sissy who wants to be abused

i want a guy with a tasteful number of pillows on his bed

>>41421060
agp post

>>41421060
Too bad. I hate that shit. And there's only one blanket and it's thin

>>41421067
Hsts

>>41421060
I have 2 and a bodypillow with a normal pillowcase

Getting in bed with bronya and getting suffocated to death by her weighted blanked because she's fat so she needs a really heavy weighted blanket

>>41421077
Fuck you
>>41421072
Dropped and fingered
>>41421081
You're a damn coward and you know it

>>41420903
>toad in the hole isnt glamorous
A nice fluffy crispy result takes some know how. Its meaty and carby and delicious and greasy. We're in our mid to late twenties so as channer failures anything above frozen food is already impressive.
Beef wellington is an idea. Scotch egg sounds yummy too. I need to feed the men.

I have two 60 by 80cm pillows in my king size bed

>>41420640
>>41420627
its so funny when other posters just are trying to have a conversation and get accused of being me. LMAO and I really that much of a villain here?

i feel like i walk through the world always a little bit scared, especially of other people

>>41421110
scotch egg also more of a picnic food here i dont think i have a very good understanding of thanksgiving at all. they're fun to make tho ive done it like once but i usually just buy premade ones. theres loads of different types you could do like a black pudding one a chorizo one etc etc. really gorgeous perfect egg in the middle with a jammy yolk sure you'll seem like samin fucking nosrat

>>41421132
which is perf for this time of year!!

>>41421132
That's probably because you do.

what to do when a tranner starts saying crazy depressing shit about themselves? Why cant you all be happy like barbie?

>>41421022
thank you ><

>>41421132
I'll keep you safe

>>41421146
Lol

>>41421153
>hairy smelly stu cotch that smells like estrogen and girl stank

>>41421146
>>41421147
need to find a dad to date to make me feel safe

>>41421132
me too. but i learned to balance it out with loving other ppl more than im scared of them. mb its cheesy but it helped me. i hope u feel safe

>>41421132
It's so weird to me that people live like this because I can't relate at all.

>>41421132
They call that an anxiety disorder

>>41421167
hate this, self harm is fucking disgusting and I hate it. stop doing this to yourself, GOD DAMN IT

Why would you be scared of people? They're all a bunch of pussies, just waiting to be fucked.

>>41421132
maybe because theres a bunch of fent addicts in cali. not sure why you feel scared in your schizo house though

im a pussy just waiting to be fucked :(

>>41421167
Maybe but probably also some therapy stuff. Trans women keeping calling me daddy without asking and it's gotten kind of funny

>>41421153
Don't get too excited now, not without me at least

why no one pay attention to me

I can't pay attention, I'm broke.

being a straight tgirl with mommy issues instead of daddy issues is so weird i don’t feel represented at all. i do want male fingers in my mouth though

You’re pretty good.

>>41421216
Weirdo

>>41421196
>>41421215
I know, I'll begin my transition. I won't actually take titty skittles but I'll put on my pretend hat and be a hot woman with huge princess peach titties
Hello boys, want my 30 y.o. cooch? I'm a muscle mommy <3

stop being broke then, ill give u some of my patreon moneys

>>41421216
this is me as well let me tell you a secret just pretend it's daddy issues they can't tell the difference and it's way more marketable

>>41421215
Ayyyy we got a comedian here!

>>41421221
see look lmfao everyone hates u for no reason

>>41421216
Good taste

>>41421183
i live in the middle of nowhere, its just rich old people out here

>>41421174
its not anxiety if i KNOW everyone despises me

>>41421170
hopefully i can work through it too!

>>41421176
thats why i need the dad, he would love me sm that i would never have any bad thoughts or urges

>>41421188
i'll look into therapy, it might be helpful '.'

>>41421216
real real real, my mom def fucked me up more than my dad but its easier to talk about daddy issues, especially wwhen my issue w him is that he didn't save me from my mom when i was a kid, then its got like degrees of separation

>>41421228
that’s what i’ve been doing. but do u think they’d find out the healthy relationship i have with my father and thus that im larping and leave me or is that just kinda funny

>>41420829
is this true?

all YAY i got good numbers for my RNA

anyone else pretend to be trans women here to catfish and prank chasers? yeah.. heh, me neither.

>>41421239
don't worry about it the natural state of the mind is enlightenment you probably know way better about that stuff than me

>>41421239
>i'll look into therapy, it might be helpful '.'
DBT

>>41421189
sorry..

my dad tries his best and def loves me i just kinda get the sense he’s been experiencing ennui his whole life. my mom is a pathological liar though and i think nowadays i get my bpd from her

>>41421242
why does he have to find out i dont understand are you bringing chasers back to your parents???
just kidding LMFAO
i mean idk i guess it depends how deep into it you get

25 year old chasers <3

>>41421239
>i'll look into therapy, it might be helpful '.'
Lol. Yeah I'm aware of your stuff just doing the cheap psa that a relationship will not fix your problems.

>>41421259
I'm sure you just typoed and pressed the wrong key and you actually love 35 year old chasers instead so love you too babe <3

>>41421251
doing dbt after cbt on my tranner

>>41421144
I will make beef wellington and a pumpkin pie in your honor nona. I'll do a trial run this weekend and if I remember I'll post em here for you.

Chasers who havge ages <3

>>41421259
We don't make those anymore. They're just reppers now

>>41421239
Fucking a father figure will only fuck you up even more. You think you want it but guess what? Fathers are flawed men and their emotions get the best of them sometimes too. What you're essentially looking for a god-like figure within masculinity and only YOU can approve and be happy about yourself

self harm isn't sexy, I don't like when women are weak and hate themselves. i dont know why this is a meme

>>41421255
You call that a proper apology?

>>41421277
Rare moment of lucidity

>>41421271
WOAAAAA thats the most exciting thing someone's ever said to me on here im gonna be stoked for it all weekend now!!! i hope it isn't too much work im cheering you on they'll b perfect!!!!
ive never made pumpkin pie maybe ill look up a recipe

>>41421256
Having ennui doesn't excuse things though

see i’m not a real freak because i only like a little age gap; 5-10 years max

My parental issues gave me the ability to kill small animals without pity or remorse.
Never understood the mommy/daddy issue faggy stuff

>>41421280
im sorry :( idk how to apologize properly

>>41421283
I'm actually very based and sane-pilled. how else do you think I run a hentai patreon successfully? I went to school for marketing after all.

>>41421272
>tfw you're a being outside of time and space

guess who cut his hair again...

>>41421267
no i mean my chaser! he is 25

>>41421289
do u keep them for eating?

>>41421283
Don't encourage him

>>41421289
oh… interesting ….

>>41421299
):<

>>41421306
why not? because I'm awesome?

>>41421297
you're wildly out of my league i would be too intimidated to even start a conversation let alone date

>>41421294
Jeffrey Epstein was successful. So you're saying he was sane?

>>41421289
All I got was vague melancholy for life and attachment issues.

>>41421288
I felt like a real freak with a 9-year gap

>>41421250
I’ve not heard that expression b4 where is it from? Also I don’t know anything

>>41421251
I cannot do more Marsha linehan worksheets, besides it’s no longer indicated if you’ve tried it b4 and it didn’t help sadly

>>41421261
fair fair, it’s just a deeply appealing answer ya know

>>41421277
I’m working v hard on not doing and I’ve gotten way better about not doing it but it’s really hard bc I really kinda obsess over hurting myself/being hurt or killing myself

>>41421290
Guess I have to teach you everything

I shower every other day, and I showered this morning. But I want to her off tonight. Guess I'll just be stinky tomorrow. Single chaser btw ;)

>>41421314
are we in the same league, smooches?
>>41421322
classic logical fallacy and strawman comparison. No one person is completely good or completely evil and even that morality is subjective within their respective realms.
that's like saying, bill gates made windows so everyone that made operating systems is evil.

>>41421336
god i have no idea where i got it from originally this stuff just bounces around in my head forever. its definitely a daoist idea that like. the mind is automatically and naturally enlightened - enlightenment is inevitable and impossible to resist - the natural way of the body is perfected etc etc

>>41421324
craziest i did was a 13 year age gap, but that was only a little talking stage

>>41421346
Actually no. You were implying you must be sane because you're successful. I refuted your argument. Submit!

>>41421338
im sorry :( how should i apologize?

>>41421336
trust me, old men are single for a reason. If a man is single past the age of 30, something is seriously fucked up with him or he failed in life regarding a major pillar.

I'm saying this as a man who's 30, at my current state, I wouldn't date myself. maybe if I made like 300k a year I would? but I don't make anything close to that.
ur young and hot, get a good man and hitch your wagon to a kind hearted man, even if you aren't attracted to him

>>41421341
>I want to her off tonight
Interesting phrasing for putting on all your sissy gear but I love that for you

(You)s are like crack to Rick. Thank you retards for giving him (You)s. I bet you also give money to drug addicts too. Nice job

>>41421357
in order to have some modem of success one can't be that insane to their own detriment. so I operate at a level of sanity that's deemed appropriate enough to function.
NOW YOU SUBMIT, wrench!

>>41421368
real. just ignore her

>>41421368
don't (you) block me bro
you just bein' a hater rn fool

>>41421359
Any proper apology starts by getting on your knees

>>41421368
>>41421384
pissing chuds off like you brings me more joy than getting (you's) knowing that I annoy you just a little bit makes me laugh out loud actually. I love seeing my haters hate

>>41421302
no. i just kill em
>>41421310
meap
>>41421323
Sry

>>41421399
i’m not a chud. kys please insane creep

>>41421391
sometimes i think i cant get laid because im too committed to doing bits. because if a guy said this to me i would perfectly perform an elaborate 17 step traditional japanese bow of apology. i think i saw nichijou at a formative age and now im bitchless forever

>>41421406
you type like one
>male brain fail