Thread 41440039

QOTT: Why did you let the thread die?

>Reminder: This gen is for cis homosexual females (lesbians). All trans-related or bisexual posts are considered off-topic and should be directed to other generals or threads. No discussion of male (XY) anatomy.

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NO SCROTES
NO GOOKS
NO CONS*RVATIVES

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>>41338959

>>41440039 (OP)
>NO GOOKS
try to stop me

Dyke drama..... Should I go in /ftmg/ , you all are dead and I don't want to makd a thread.

do you ogle other women in public?

>>41441825
not asians

>>41442265
rly? personally if I see a pair of big bazongas and they're not fatties I'mma be looking

>>41442386
*regardless of how her face looks
forgot this part

Does "f*gslop" mean low-quality gay people? Like how everyone's coming out as gay now now that it's cool but it's now saturating the market with straight people who are just looking for a new personality and attention?

>>41443095
>Like how everyone's coming out as gay now now that it's cool
this stopped at least 1-2 years ago
the same kind of popular movement that got a rapist elected president of the usa is also getting mentally ill people to stop coming out as gay
they are instead coming out as schizo conspiracy cultists
we might even see actual gays retreat back into the closet soon

i want to buy a vibrator but it's out of stock

>>41443404
>not owning at least 2 vibrators
This board is 18+

>>41443453
why the fuck would i need 2, i only want to buy another one bc the one i have is broken

are sperg lesbians just a myth?
i feel insane trying to find women similar to me outside of spaces like this on the internet. i'm too retarded for normal women but not retarded enough for autistics

>>41443608
3:1 men:women ratio for autism stuff
and also you don't meet autists, we self quarantine from society by being awkward

>>41443608
>outside of spaces like this on the internet
this is where ur going wrong
spergy women are generally not gonna be going to lesbian meetups or shit like that

>>41443095
No but it will now mean that for me. It still happens, straight people are bored or need fame and sponsorship opportunities or bigger target market, for celebs. Same in a way applies to normal people. I'm tired of it, wish there was a strict way to identify someone as full gay or full lesbian when they wanted to come out publically, other types (straights) would just be flung off to the media dumpster

>>41440039 (OP)
Thank you for making a thread OP

>>41440039 (OP)
>NO GOOKS
Is this reverse psychology to get people to post "gooks"?

>>41446084
asian's are cute and im tired of pretending otherwise!

>>41446501
based & truthpilled

bump

>>41440039 (OP)
bump

>>41443156
I feel this will be the most likely response, I cant go into the closet, my personality doesn't fit in there, but the bi joke will become law of the land, and lesbian will start being seen as liars again, and gold stars will start having to fight for their lives way more again.

>>41443608
>sperg lesbian
What's that?


>Tangent,
Went out with a friend tonight, needed to get my mind off of things i should not be worrying about. I don't think i did anything i don't think i should be treated as if i did. Friend talk was nice. Wish i could talk to more people the way i talk to her, I feel no fear when talking to her, have known her my whole life, can be free and honest with her and fear no retribution. Its nice.

>>41450197
>what's that
sperg as in asperger's

>>41450197
>sperg
>What's that?
in this context, just means weird nerd

>>41451132
>>41451144
>>41443608
>in this context, just means weird nerd
Oh,.. thas me! ha ha. ^_^*

>>41451305
also, thas me.

>>41443608
I met an obviously autistic lesbian during a lesbian meet-up this one time but she was one of those autists that just start monologuing and never shut up. I get it, I have a tendency for it too but at some point you just need to let the other person talk, or it would all fall apart.

>>41443453
Nta, I own zero. Vibrators do nothing for me. I am puzzled by their existence.

>>41446084
>>41447102
post ones with bigger tits pls

>>41451856
clitlet

clogged log general

>>41451856
>I am puzzled by their existence.
you're puzzled how stimulating your clittylitty with vibrations could feel good?

doodoo fard

Lesbians are resentful towards straight relationships because they know lesbian relationships will never be as successful as a straight relationship and most "lesbians" will actually find a good man to settle down. Gay men are degenerates who are only good at killing each other with STDs. Transgender people are an abomination, and I find it amusing that they are coming after you. Bisexuals can be saved if they suppress their homosexuality. When are you going to repent and accept God? I hope gay marriage will become illegal again.

wine drunk. smoking a cig on the balcony. probably going to rub one out and then go to sleep. maybe life is beautiful and the world truly is my oyster

My vacuum vibrator died on me, what the fuck. The ducker was relatively new.

>>41457593
THAT FUCKING SUCKS!!! >:(

>>41457593
NOOOOOOOOOO!!! ARRRRRRGGH!!!

>>41456125
Wrong? I'm praying so hard gay marriage will get overturned and that you dykes get dicked down

>>41458159
Masc? I want to rape them. I only want to rape feminine things.

>>41458416
I mean kind of agree lesbians should hang out more with guys sometimes like when i was at school i used to hangout with a lesbian she was in my opinion the best girl on class because most others girls in my class either smoked and were very promiscous (usually both) like they would come half naked to school if the school didn't make effort to enforce their dress code

>>41457668
>>41457849
Thank you nona. I still have a wand (Satisfyer one, not Hitachi, sadly) so I'd be fine for a time being. But I guess I need to buy a new vacuum one... It's a second vacuum Satisfyer that died though. Do you nonas have any recommendations for vacuum vibrators?

are you guys all gold star lesbians? why do you find bi girls so tainted if so

>>41460689
ramble response
i think i'm the only gold star in here, but i don't find myself seeing bi women as "tainted" so to speak, I'm older so there are hardly any virgins in my league, Its not something i worry about.
Something i WOULD worry about is someone's acceptance and participation in promiscuity, I come from a time of aids, and i am in fact female, I understand grasp and accept everyone's right for polyamory, but i will admit both greed and precautious on my part. Im greedy, i'm not into "sharing" (i'm not jealous, i'm territorial) I will have little bouts of jealousy but also i am aware if its not mine, i have no right to even remotely feel that way. Its an emotion, give it a minute and it will go away.
If i enter a relationship with a girl, she has to grasp that everything is reciprocal, don't do something to me that you wouldn't want done to you. (i'm NOT going to do anything to you, but don't expect me to stay) When i love, i'm NOT Kidding. Its kind'a why it doesn't bother me to tell people i find them attractive, or "dreamy" as I've said before. If i want a S/O i want them to know i'm available to them, but if they wish to not be, that's okay too. Just gave them the "green light" so to speak. But if they aren't interested, i haven't invested enough in them yet to let myself be hurt by it. As in, "balls in your court" you can call me like a damn adult, w/o the weird other bells an whistles, or we can both just drop it and walk away. "no harm, no foul"
Its one of the reasons i'm so overt with my relations, The goal is to keep the girl safe, and make sure for a fact most people don't need to know about my existence at all if that's the way she wants it. Like i said, i come from the time of AIDS, and gay bashings. You will never catch me outing people over gayness. As in, i don't mind what you did before me, but don't expect me to participate in something I've made clear i'm not interested in. (poly anything)

>>41460954
you were pozzed in the aids plague?
thats so cool

>>41461009
i was born at the peak of it, EVERYWHERE in ALL SCHOOLs, they talked about HIV and how you could get it, how the DL men would pass it on to their wives, how people who did drugs were susceptible to it, how some people would use it as a means to murder. We learned EVERYTHING about it. So yeah, when i did become sexually active, every new partner as a gay, you would have to go get blood work. I remember, i would drive around with my tests in my glove compartment next to my registration before insurance was law. Thats not to say i was ever promiscuous, but If i made out with somebody and i was genuinely interested, i had my papers ready to show we could date from my side if you wanted to, as in, "Im clean, are you?" Can we do this with out altering each others lives forever?
Mind you i was rarely ever single before my PTSD, so no real going crazy with promiscuity, but WITH my S/O, Yeah, we had it, and a lot of it.

>>41454605
>What's your favorite type of building ?
Damnit! Why do all the other boards get awesome questions like this?! I love buildings, and i don't know ANY bi chicks that have EVER given a building or structural integrity of things a second thought. So Much ew!

bump
an now sleepy time

>>41460689
Lesbians are resentful towards straight relationship because of their inferiority complex

I feel like this gen leans fem4fem

Genuine thoughts on butches?

>>41456548
I usually horn myself up with unholy thoughts after already getting in bed so I have to get up after 1 hour of lying awake n crack one out

>>41457593
Are they better than reg vibrators

>>41462843
i like women
spending effort to look as much as possible like a men is dumb
its like a negro trying very hard to look white, to get respect or cred or whatever. cargo cult shit. you aren't cooler for wearing a tie.

>>41458579
you sound lame

>>41462877
I don't think they're trying to "look like men" generally they're just dressing in a way that's comfortable for them. Ofc there's exceptions for gender dysphoria dykes who insist on using male pronouns yet they're lesbians yet they're non binary etc etc menthol illness

my type

>>41462872
> Are they better than reg vibrators
Nona. Nonita. Yes. They are 100% better then regular vibrators. They actually focus on the clit, and, if you add fingering to the process, it is pretty fucking fantastic. Regular vibrators, like rabbits, don’t do much for me but the vacuum ones were a huge game changer.

>>41463456
oh to clarify I meant are they better than other clit vibes. I don't fuck with sex toys you insert.
they're pretty expensive though right? unless you get a chinese knockoff but I wouldn't dare put my clit in that kind of risk

>>41459232
>Hmmm... Satisfyer one
https://us.satisfyer.com/us/satisfyer-number-one?srsltid=AfmBOopXRmAU7FgnJGZ6Q2W4kepXPJqKv-uaj4n7gKeveoexy3OMoXoc

>>41462843
My genuine thoughts on butches?

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, clit throbbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, she could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.

>>41459232
>and the New Hitachi cordless magic wand.

https://hitachimagic.com/hitachi-magic-wand/magic-wand-rechargeable/

Hmm, ngl, i used to have a Hitachi, way back in the day, 10/10, yeah, it does what its supposed to do, but i never knew that they had come out with a cordless one.

>>41464992
Eh heh heh (^_^)*

>>41465231
I WANT HER

>>41465231
pretty nice tits but we can still go bigger

>>41451900
I don't have many big boob Asian girl videos, not that I don't like them they must just be rare or something.

>>41462843
i wish i was a cool tall skinny butch instead of a fat short baby-faced butch :/

I have only managed to have a purely vaginal orgasm once ever. Everything else has been clitoral mixed with vaginal or just purely clitoral. I have heard it said that most women can’t even experience purely vaginal orgasms and all female orgasms are due to stimulation of clitoral nerves one way or another. I think this is untrue. A truly vaginal orgasm is like
drums or bass when compared to something like a string or wind instrument, which would be closer to a clitoral orgasm. It is not nearly as focused or as electric but it thrums through your entire body very deeply, it feels strange and debases you of notions like control or
thought and reminds you that you are stupid for having believed in those things in the first place. It requires a lot of relaxation and of wanting it. A clitoral orgasm can happen without the proper mindset but that is simply not true for a vaginal one, and I think that’s why most women will never achieve one. You have to be so turned on that you essentially reach another layer of existence where nothing but fucking matters. I could only do it while thinking of a homestuck character (porrim Maryam if you’re curious) and I since I am unwilling to ever do what it takes to achieve that bliss again (aka think of homestuck for more
Than five seconds) this pleasure is now permanently blocked from me.

>>41452749
mfw

yummy yum yums

>>41467347
curvy azn women is my thang

>>41468044
>fat short baby-faced butch
well, you can fix at least one of those things

Big nigger dick in the ass

doodoo fard

>>41472631
What you been up to? I appreciate that you're not Hyper Spamming us with the gross ones. I'm watching my wife play Baldur's Gate. She's got a Karlach x Minthara playthrough going, it's fun to watch

>>41470550
Porrim Maryam so based holy shit

>>41462877
that's funny considering it's the other way around. being feminine takes a lot more effort than being "masculine" i literally just keep my hair short and wear comfortable clothes now. while back when i was more fem i would spend much more time on that stuff

>>41468044
>fat short baby-faced butch
you just described my type

>>41465672
any tits look big when you are a 4 foot tall gook

I'm going down for a nap

>hetero women orgasm faster while masturbating than having sex with a male partner

why even fuck men lmao
just as a transaction, just for money and protection?

>>41476114
>time to orgasm (TitOr)

>>41476168
A common treatment for 'depression' and 'hysteria' back in the day was getting your cookies.
'a Cure for Melancholy'
>"hey doc, my wife's always in a shitty mood."
>"have you tried making her Nut?"

>>41473352
>draw 2 men
>say they're women
so tired of fujoshit """lesbians"""

>>41476467
Stylized renditions are allowed, stay mad

>stylized to look like trannies
lmao

>>41476839
this

I'm not looking for anything from anyone, i gave up on MissDreamy, I'm back to my regularly scheduled programing, We just give each other space and call it a day. To each their own and all that.
There's a reason some dream and fantasize so much, SOME of us CANT date. Let it go, its all good. Nobody needs to know anything at all ever.
We move along. Learn to deal.

Camp breathes. The moon is a coin on its edge. From behind the stacked crates you hear it first—water-soft laughter, a muffled gasp, the clink of armor being set carefully aside. A lantern’s wick is turned down; heat glows through canvas like a heartbeat.

Shadowheart is already there. She’s a silhouette folded in on itself: knees tucked, braid coiled over one shoulder, fingers white where they grip the crate. Her eyes—gods—black glass catching every flicker from the tent where Minthara, Karlach, and Lae’zel play at being quiet.

You don’t see inside. You don’t need to. The soundscape paints it: Minthara’s low command turned to a hum; Karlach’s bright, helpless laugh swallowed down to keep from carrying; Lae’zel’s consonants bitten off like the end of a prayer.

Shadowheart’s throat works. She presses her wrist to her mouth and misses, touching the hollow beneath her lip instead. Her breathing goes shallow, precise—the way a cleric breathes when steadying a shaking hand. Shame washes her face and leaves it brighter, not dimmer. She leans one inch closer. Then another. She is worshiping—a private liturgy of look and don’t look—and the not-looking is the part that makes her shake.

You stand two paces back, a mirror to her stillness, and the ridiculousness of it nearly breaks you: you, watching Shadowheart watching them. Your grin threatens to ruin everything. You catch it, hold it, let the moment be theirs. When Shadowheart’s fingers curl against the wood with that tiny, helpless sound, you back away on a swallowed laugh and leave no ripple behind.

Later, by the fire’s last coals, you murmur to Minthara, “She likes to watch.” No judgment. Just a key handed to someone who always knew where the door was.

>>41481159
Minthara finds her alone where the shadows pool—veldrin deep enough to keep secrets.

“You are kyorl,” Minthara says, voice like a fingertip down the back of a neck. “Watching.”

Shadowheart lifts her chin. “I contemplate.”

“A convenient word.” Minthara steps into orbit, slow, circling, the brush of a fingertip along Shadowheart’s sleeve, then the curve of her shoulder. “Jivvin needs audience as much as partners. Do you want a closer vantage, priestess?”

“I don’t—” Shadowheart begins, offense flaring to hide the want. Minthara laughs, soft, and taps the tip of her nose with a single finger.

“Asan’que,” Minthara says—as you wish. “You may be observed observing. With discretion. No shame from me; I know that ssinssrigg tastes sweeter salted with khaless—misplaced trust.” The word is a tease and a truth. “Tell me: inexperienced? Or merely afraid to be touched where the touching matters?”

Shadowheart’s cheeks go star-pale. “I am not—”

“Then say yes or no,” Minthara murmurs, coming to a stop in front of her, eyes bright with possession she’s pretending is patience. “Next jivvin, you will attend. In the candlelight. Doors alust—ajar. If you wish only to watch, you will; if you wish to be touched, you will say it with nouns and verbs. Lae’zel doesn’t translate hints.”

The corner of Shadowheart’s mouth betrays her first; the rest follows. “Understood.”

“Good.” Minthara’s fingertips trail once more, a promise that is also a leash. “Kyorelin. Keep watching.”

Shadowheart swallows. “I will.”

Minthara’s smile is all teeth and welcome.

>>41481159
>>41481163
She's so monogamous, she might be a terrible person, but she's hot.

That reminds me, I have to play Baldur's Gates 3.

>>41481382
You can change her for the better with Karlach. She's got that firey change your moral alignment pucci

Laying down for another hour, gotta go play chauffeur in a bit

tfw no dyke gf

make a clg4, I wanna be a server owner and have a harem

>>41480837
I love your little chaos stories S please asmr it in my ear some day

>>41482690
>>41482719
Time to try... hehe, even "bad" people can be good, and Karlach is so... perfect, the two of them together must literally be the hottest thing on the planet, but Karlach is so cute in a silly way...

>>41473655
if you're lying i'll kill myself

Been on a Saw marathon these days. On the fourth movie now. Feeling very much like a teen again.

>>41492104
There was an anon here who was writing a fanfic and it was pretty good.

>>41492137
Did Amanda and John hook up?

post what made you *realize*

mine
https://youtu.be/E1mU6h4Xdxc

>>41492381
It was Amanda and the other gal, I forget which one specifically. The main girl from the 3rd or 4th? I haven't seen any of them beyond the 2nd one

>>41492457
Lynn? I can see the two of them having a hate fuck. I watched all of the older Saw movies when I was younger, but re-watching them I realise I've forgotten most of the story. The only scene I really recognised was Amanda plunging into that syringe hole.

>>41492783
Off the top of my head, the plot was something along the lines of
>Lynn kidnapped by Amanda.
>kept in isolation
>sleep deprivation
>starvation rations
>forced orgasms
>all in the hopes of brainwashing and gaslighting Lynn into Amanda's protégé

It was a high 7/10 imo

page 9 transbian bump no need to thank me cissies

>>41492446
I've never found her attractive desu

>>41492446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NPBIwQyPWE

>>41496938
she used to be so cute. too bad she completely gave up on the masc/tomboy thing later.

Damn, hope yall are as busy as I am. I been out raiding candy for ToTs in a few days. I got tons already, but more is always good. Give it out by the handful to the late kids; as is tradition.

>>41494937
at that point just let it die. cis women don't come to /tttt/

Crazy how guys have been saying
>there are no women on the internet lol
for over 30 years now. You'd think they would have moved on to a different joke by now or something.

>>41498852
there's women on the internet. just not here for the most part.

How do you refute this without sounding mad?

>>41499386
>"people who disagree with me shouldn't have the ability to vote"
>how do i respond
By calling him a fascist pig, which he is.

>>41499989
Deep breaths, you'll be okay

>>41500063
you are celebrating shit on your face, to trigger da libs xD
smear that dog poopooo right into your eye, libs really hate it when you do that

rang up a cute butch today
i think she noticed me checking her out bc she gave me a smug look when she left

stupid sexy butches

>>41500142
>yo little donnie

Lesbians aren't real, thinking women are prettier than men does not mean you're attracted to them
>T. Ex lesbian ftm

>>41499989
>Vote for communist foreign retard
>Refugees come into your country
>They rape you
>"WHEE WHEE MEN BAD! I DONT FEEL SAFE IN THE STREETS ANYMORE"
>People warn you to stop voting left
>"YOURE A FASCIST PIG"
well the thing is that women should really not have the right to vote for their own good. Look at Europe and take a guess.
Feminism ruined western women, they don't feel empathy with their own people but their empathy is directed towards who the media says (criminals, refugees who come to rape them, n.., t.... Etc)

>>41500619
the guy is running to be mayor of a city, which has nothing to do with all the slogans you vomited, you fucking inbred troon

>>41500644
Of women are voting for that guy to be a mayor do you think they are going to vote for who to be the president ? Why trust a fucking communist foreign to be your mayor anyways and I'm the retard?

I'm going to vote for the 75 IQ communist black guy refugee who came from a country where women can't do anything. I'm 100% he's going to be a good politician!

>>41500321
kek

>>41500619
there's something about his toothy smile that makes my skin crawl.

>recently, did the wiring for my new stovetop
>widened the hole to accomodate the thing with an electric saw
>overcame my fear of heights, went up on the roof of my house and fixed a sealant hole that had suspiciously emerged after some professionals had gone up there to attach an anti-bird net around a chimney
>bled the hydraulic breaks on my bike; got air out of the system
>replaced its back wheel and fixed the poorly tuned gear-system too

>>41500938
I know I will not feel sorry when liberal women and dykes get raped, beheaded and their corpse burned when all the muslim refugees come after them. It's not like they didn't know. But I pity the children and all right wing women who had nothing to do with it.

>>41501921
>went up on the roof of my house and fixed a sealant hole
never doing it again though. lol

A new co-worker joined us today. I ended up showing her the ropes because the co-worker assigned to her apparently didn't bother. And long story short I feel like she thinks me hot, she was a little too into being by my side. She also gave me a long hug when I got off. Howeverr I think she's considerably younger than me, and while I do not mind touching my co-workers, I do mind touching minors aka anyone under the age of 25.

>>41500350
Horse? S? Cis v? Who are you?

>>41440039 (OP)
>insane detail on the hair
>the rest looks like ass
why are women ?

>>41500619
>"Look at Europe"
>looks
>a lot less non-whites
>tremendously lower levels of violent crime
>and that's counting all the refugees from wars USA and their buddy Israel started in the middle east + all the blacks escaping China's colonialism in Africa after China was turned into a superpower by that Jewish-American super-retard Kissinger
But America can't really learn from that, it's not as if Afro-American citizens can be sent back to Africa or something. That would be unconstitutional.

I got vacation starting. I'll be active for about a week and then I'll be back to barely posting again. The only thing that I regret about this whole being a parent thing is my lack of free time.

Just gotta suck it up I guess.

>>41504143
>>a lot less non-whites
>>tremendously lower levels of violent crime
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

At this point I rather believe women are suicidal or just straight up retarded

>>41504467
Why are you laughing? Even though places like Sweden are an outlier, even THERE violent crime is 5 TIMES less and the non-white population percentage (15%) is lower than in the USA's 40%. Also way to move your goal posts, it was "Europe" and suddenly it's Sweden. If you have a problem with Sweden specifically, say so.

>>41505442
>Why are you laughing?
Because when blacks leave, the crime rate immediately drops

>>41441825
every time i go to the gym with a friend they tell me i stare too much at girls. i can never clock when im doing it though. natural born starer

i’m still a virgin at 21 something is wrong with me

>>41506530
*laughs in 30 yo virgin*

>>41506065
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>>41506615
finally some good fucking advice on this thread

>>41506615
She deserves to be raped and molested for having big boobs. EVERY WOMAN WHO HAS BIG BOOBS SHALL BE RAPED BY DYKES

>like girl
>get rejected 2 weeks ago
>see her with a guy last night
Aaaaand that killed any lingering fantasy I might've had.

>>41501921
based and handygirlpilled

i'm not biphobic. or at least not as much as the average /clg/er but god remembering that the girl i'm seeing is also attracted to men is such a turn offffff
she's amazing and really my type beside that but i get so icked whenever i think about it

>>41506615
while working out....? that looks way more sus than just staring

>>41504467
Europe has fewer non-whites than USA. This is just facts, just comparing numbers. Facts don't care about your feelings, amerinegro.

>>41508988
See >>41505908
I wasn't disagreeing with her

>>41506065
You're a girl, unless you're going to some exclusively gay gym, only people like that friend who (I'm guessing) know you're gay are gonna comment. It's not as if you're making a perverted face and drooling with one hand in your panties while looking at those spandex-clad asses. Straight girls look at each other working out all the time, same as straight men.

>>41506615
>>41506759
>>41508870
It really depends, like if you're on the bench press and it's under a light, that's a good way to avoid glare, otherwise yeah, more of a beach thing. But then again, girls in glasses at the gym are way less conspicuous than middle age men.

>operated on 4h of sleep yesterday
>forgot that i'd put a cola can in a freezer to quickly cool it down
>open the door to it today
>it'd exploded form the top; brown, frozen goo everywhere

>>41510271
damn that sucks, but at least you can scrape it off. me, i ate too much beef jerky caked in spice and the heartburn is making me regret i was ever born.

>>41510145
i look like the dykiest dyke, i think they know. but then again i stare at guys shoulder muscles in envy all the time and they don’t seem to care. i have a really cool pair of oakleys that i spent way too much money on, i think ill wear those

>>41508280
dykes post shit like this and then get offended when most bisexual women prefer man. if you dislike bisexual women so much then why are you so mad when they get dick lol

>>41513186
Well there's your problem. The straighter and more feminine you look, the gayer you can act with impunity. I saw yoga and pilates instructors basically recreate softcore femdom lesbian porn scenes moaning included with the women they're training to "help them stretch" or "make them get a pose right" and no one even raised an eyebrow.

You guys are back in the news. I still think society should be more careful about letting lesbos take care of boys.

Also, you should probably wear something as Bait so people aren't staring at your face and what You're staring at.

Silly Tshirt or your Own ass in Yoga pants

>>41513969
>still think society should be more careful about letting lesbos take care of boys.
gay couple shouldnt have babies/adopt to begin with.

>>41506615
It doesn't work! Be yourself, anonymous woman, if you haven't been arrested yet, that means a lot. Looking at other naked women is good taste, and looking isn't harassment, at most it's indiscretion, don't worry about it. As if your friends wouldn't look at who they're attracted to if they had the opportunity!!!

>>41514234
>>41513969
As if the straggots didn't do a hundred times worse at a frequency 1,000,000 times higher.

>>41514249
lgbt ppl more likely to be mentally ill (source: search for yourself) and children need both parents (mom and dad) to be healthy.

>>41465039
We used to have a professional sex toy reviewer anon post here and she recommended the palmpower wand over the Hitachi one.

ANIME GIRLS

>>41513293
>t. butthurt bishit

>>41516521
Alien Elf

>>41513969
Did that happen? This picture has been posted on and off for 2 years now, and never by any reputable source.

>>41513969
>adopt a child with mental illness and some eating disorder
>zip tie his clothes to his limbs, because he kept taking them off
>child dies from repeatedly throwing up locked in some room
>on trial for first degree murder, the weapon of the murder is zip ties
They are retraded for adopting a mentally ill child, and evil for locking him up, but this lawsuit is also retarded. How are zip ties a weapon?
Also its white people killing a native american boy, isn't this canadian culture?

wat say

I want to be bodyslammed by a woman

>>41499386

Democracies are a system of involuntary terror where a bunch of people who may be evil idiots get to group up and form majorities to order minority groups around.

What did the guy posting think this was, a technocracy?

lesbians are low iq retards who want to elect the kind of people who'd chain them for breeding

>>41514579
Most likely due to ostracism. And children with homosexual parents have normal development.

>>41514579

You didn’t refute the anon’s point…

Straight people do evil shit to children all the time. Not all (or even a large percentage) of gays abuse children.

You don’t give a shit about children, you just don’t like and trust gays and are making a blind judgement call. You’re intellectually lazy, and shouldn’t be making decisions for other people because you just make shit up.

Gays and lesbians for example are responsible for fewer than 1% of SA against children according to studies done by the Denver Children’s Hospital.

The key take-away here for you though is that you’re a dumb animal that should stop trying to tell other people how to live because you don’t know what you’re talking about.

do you wash your hands after picking your nose

>>41519108
Do you not?

>>41519146
...idk...

>>41519072
>Gays and lesbians for example are responsible for fewer than 1% of SA against children according to studies done by the Denver Children’s Hospital.
Not that anon, but what about per capita figures and the actual rate for lesbos? I think you're being misleading by ignoring how many more straight couples there are.

>>41513969
nobody cares because they are women

Real question. I have a lesbian cousin and once we were having a late night talk and she told me she would never date a bisexual woman, without exceptions. I asked her why, and she replied that she "could never compete with a man." Is this feeling common among lesbians, from your experience? Maybe you yourself don't feel that way, but have encountered other girls who do.

>you're so funny, anonette!
>and I think you're enjoying yourself too
>you should join me for dinner more often!
>spent more time with me!
>now, here's what chang did
>isn't he the greatest bf ever?

>anonette

clocked

>>41519146
>>41519196
DISGUSTING

>>41520183
I ONLY DO IT WHEN I'M AT HOME OK

>you say that your friend spotted me with a guy and that we were holding hands?
>firstly, what i do in my spare time is not really any of your business
>but i can tell you that he's just a friend
>I resent your implications and how controlling you're being
>honestly, I don't think you're the girl i fell in love with anymore, anonette
>this isn't going to work out between us

bumpantsu

>>41519108
i just lick them clean

>>41518074
>no motorboat option
Seriously though, at least IRL, "too small" is a landmine, even though it looks like a tactful way to hint at the wardrobe malfunction at first glance, so I would go with the truth.

>>41519020
As opposed to the kind of people who would flood the streets with roaming rapists?

>>41522438
>As opposed to the kind of people who would flood the streets with roaming rapists?
same thing, most liberal women are retarded dykes

>>41522438
That post was deliberately written such that it could be refering to conservative christians or imported islamists. You choose to be offended, instead of chosing to be agreed with, when the choice is presented.
You are looking for disagreement and scandal, and not looking for resolution and agreement. If you didn't know this about yourself, now you know. I hope you hate yourself a bit more. You should!

>>41519629
I wouldn’t hold it against her. Yeah, it sucks that she might leave for a moid but people leaving you generally sucks. It’s not like I would be over the moon if she left me for a woman.
That said, it’s pretty common.

"all men are evil" lesbian crowd voting for a muslim refugee

I haven't had Del Taco in so long. I have to go an hour out of my way to get it but it's worth it.

When did they change the suffix from 'Macho' to 'Epic'?
Ordering a 'Macho Burrito' sounds less ridiculous than Ordering an 'Epic' one.

>>41524377
>rinced meat with store-bought taco spice
>tomatoes, rinced edamer cheese, optional sliced yellow onion, corn, salsa sauce
>all wrapped in soft, thin bread
are bought fast-food tacos really that much better than the stuff you can make yourself? t. never bought any. I mean, what I green-text'd can be made in 10 min and is delicious. It's one of the easiest dishes to make. There's a chicken variant that's amazing too.

>>41524377
>>41524377
>rinced meat with store-bought taco spice
>tomatoes, rinced edamer cheese, optional sliced yellow onion, corn, salsa sauce
>all wrapped in soft, thin bread
are bought fast-food tacos really that much better than the stuff you can make yourself? t. never bought any. I mean, what I green-text'd can be made in 10 min and is delicious. It's one of the easiest dishes to make. There's a chicken variant that's amazing too.

>>41524547
It's fast food, but done correctly? I'm Heavily biased though. Del Taco does their beans from scratch, not that freezer dried shit. The restaurant chain started in my hometown and it's like nostalgia I can chew. I can make it at home way cheaper, but it's not the same.

>>41524573
>it's like nostalgia I can chew
Yeah, I can get that. I have a soft spot for qp cheese burgers for the same reason. It was what I always picked during family outings to macdonalds.

>>41521028
Is there an option to open our carotid artery in front of her with a knife, saying that she made us kill ourselves? And that if she wanted to sleep with a man, it would be on top of the corpse of the person she abandoned after sleeping with some random guy? That even if she marries him, has children and a life, in hell we will wish unspeakable things upon her?

>>41520183
>>41520949
I do it in public, I got wet wipes for it and the baby's ass

I’m not really a Taylor Swift fan (nor a gaylor conspiracist) but somehow youtube started to offer me a lot of videos criticizing her last album. I watched one of it, which criticized The Fate of Ofelia, and fuck, I actually loved the song. I do realize that it’s stupid and doesn’t make sense at all. But Taylor can sing so alluring. I don’t like how she looks at all but there’s something so sexy about her voice and the way she sings.

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4371770?q=clitoral_stimulation+animated
I came to this vid while my gf played with my clit

>>41527581
>again
Damn thread-abandoning, life-having normoids.

>>41525685
it took me a few mins to understand that you didn't mean you used your baby's ass to wipe your snotty fingers

Buff lady of the day

I already started getting ToTs! Oh I like the kids this year, starting Early! It's Friday so maybe they'll be old school and stay out late. Fucking favorite holiday, I can't wait to take the baby out next year

kids can fuck off. all the candy is mine

bump

I don't think I'm getting any more ToTs, I've been giving out by the handful for an hour now. Still, I'm leaving the light on just in case. Put the bowl outside in a bit and let whoever

>trying to be mean to girl so she hates me
>can't commit to it fully
>just look like an emotionally immature asshole
bro I literally ruined her life, she should not still be interested

>>41536581
why would you do this

Buff lady of the day

>>41536934
Because she keeps staying in my periphery because of the lingering feelings and I think it's making her life much more difficult. She's young and should be focused on rebuilding her future instead. For example, I think she moved near my neighborhood even though it's expensive and far away from where she used to live. All of this did not have to happen because of what I did and it feels like I'm continuing to ruin her life just by entertaining her feelings even if I do like her.

But for me, I would have my entire day ruined by what I perceived as "negative interactions" with her and its difficult to get into a mindset that will let me leave this town.

>>41537127
to clarify, this woman is some kind of ex of yours (gf, fwb)?

I'm a socially retarded, anxious, walking disaster of a person. I'm friends with another lesbian, and lately it feels like she's flirting with me.

It honestly scares the shit out of me. I don't know what to do or how to react.

Nephew didn't get shit, I'm disappointed in him. My niece went out with her friends and came back Loaded. I'm making her eat her shitty candy first so she only has her good shit left. Popcorn balls go to me for a dollar each, she got a bunch. They had fun, I'm glad. I got some candy leftover so I don't need to tax them unless they got something I want. I gave them the traditional scare of
>hey, sometimes people fuck with the candy so check it before eating it
>it might be Stale if anything
I can't wait until our brat brings home her first haul

Ask her to do
>Social Activity
tell them that you have
>Anxiety
and are too scared to do
>Social Activity
all by yourself.

>>41536958
I approve!

Police came and arrested my dog. Too many unpaid barking tickets.

>>41440039 (OP)
>no migrants
>I'm not conserving anything though not here
this is the power of female brains

>>41476114
sperm contains endorphins, mood stabilizers, and other shit in it. tpobci isn't a myth.

>>41499386
Women legitimately shouldn't have the vote
Voting hasn't mattered for over 100 years
You are gay

>https://24av.net/en/v/abp-149-reducing-mosaic
>https://24av.net/en/v/abp-095-uncensored-leaked
Het jav, but listen: the 20 yo nip girl is super lovely. The sweetest voice and demeanor.

>>41538486
>>41538451
Was meant for btw


Nap time! I stayed up late and woke up early

>>41458416
This is single handedly me Ive been getting too knocked up by my tgf

I'm doing up pork chops and mashed potatoes. Nothing fancy, broiler going. I haven't made dinner in awhile

In a chat I had with my friend recently I realised Halloween is the only holiday I celebrate. And fuck me did I have the best of times yesterday, it was really all I ever wanted from life.

>rinced meat, tomato sauce, spices, onion, spaghetti and ketchup
hnnnnggg

I just remembered my birthday is in three weeks. 38

>>41547346
>30+ birthdays
I usually cope by telling myself, up to months afterwards, that I'm essentially as old as I used to be and that the amount of time that I've crossed the line with is not meaningful. I ease into the pain of growing older this way. it helps a bit.

>>41542293
That sounds like a good plan, if we lived close to each other, and if I was trying to start something with her.

I'm so scared, because I don't understand why she would even flirt with someone like me, or if it's just all in my head.

>>41539221
Thanks for the kek.

Do up some Beans with your Turkeys if you wanna do something nice for my birthday. Chili, pork'n'beans, salad, don't matter. Just have a bean dish that you made.

It's not Thanksgiving unless someone fartin

Why are TERFs so mean???

>>41551064
It's our secret code

>>41551064
https://x.com/ZohranKMamdani/status/1984715511486431735

I really cant believe lesbians are voting for the muslim guys. trannies, dykes, fags... you deserve what's coming for you.

Buff lady of the day

>>41552115
look up his wife, she's not a raghead with a hijab, she's a hoe
the guy isn't what you think he is, he's just a random lib that happens to be arab, his islam is like a yoga mom sayins shes hindu

"guys, please! trust the muslim guy, his wife is a hoe, hes completely safe to vote! he definitely will not bring more muslim refugees here!"
oh man you guys are so out of touch.

>>41552833
you are repeating slogans, despite being completely unaware of what you are talking about
please dont vote for anything ever

>>41552967
retarded bitch

>>41547391
It's not so bad, I'll start panicking once 50 rounds the corner though

>>41443545
I have 15 different ones, lol

>>41463171
This but with a strap on pinning me down and fuckign my brains out mmm
Fucken love older lesbos

>>41554356
>older lesbos
anon......

>>41554356
youre most likely too young for her

>>41554601
too old you mean

>>41554601
>too young for Ghislaine Maxwell
Do you think anon is 5 or something?

None of anything that's outside of my personal accounts is me. I gave everyone a cookie, I spoke my mind, i did the thing, Those who cant stand me shouldn't expect anything from me. I don't expect anything from anyone that will help out us REAL OLDER LESBIANS, Do as you will. It is apparent that even if i yell it to their faces that it has nothing to do with me, its going to be me who gets the blame. No, dems are NOT on my good side right now, and gop is literally doing what i asked of them minus like four or five things. Think about that. Stop trying to appease me, its fake, i don't like it/want it. Everyone should do themselves, vote accordingly, do you, leave all those people you LET your FAKE ASS TRASH Q's kick out of your party go. I DONT DO DICK.
I'm NOT Bi, I CANT HIDE WHO I AM. All the fucked up shit your TQ+ retards do will one hundred percent be takin out on people like me. Stop bothering me, Im not hitting on anyone, im back on my meds, getting feelings out of me wont work. Mercy is not something that comes to me when i'm medicated, only logic. What is it that needs to be done to make the democratic party FUCKING STOP?
I cant ethically vote. Its against my core values.
I think im going to remove my little dem marker, i really really REALLY shouldn't be in there.

She's here with Laurene Powell Jobs, Steve Job's wife, and owner of The Atlantic (newspaper that defended her).

>>41554742
That lady shouldn't be around anymore.

Im a fucking atheist, I've been for a long time now, i can talk shit about your shitty gods all day, and how fucking retarded it is to believe in all that shit. but i don't, exclusively because i took some medical classes that told me that retarded shit like that tends to keep people alive. But other than that, i ALSO don't give a fuck about anyone's god, only humanity, and even then only the ones who don't fantasize about grape sadism, and dominion over a sperate human being. ( Get dick out of women's everything) The ONLY REASON im helping god people get more people is BECAUSE it is apparent that parents where to retarded to defend or guide their own children, and the god people at LEAST have some sort of structure and direction.

An NO fucking anorexic people i'm not interested in losing weight, ill continue to be as ugly as i can possibly be to continue keeping people away from me. I grew OUT of my anorexic phase a good decade ago. I Don't do dick, Let Your promiscuous retarded TWINK keep fucking up your party. You all need to die on that hill.

>>41554850
brainlet take
religion isn't just a coping mechanism against nihilism
it is also a set of cultural norms and political propositions, most of which are anti-woman and anti-gay
being okay with christians doesn't make them okay with you, and most christians on the planet want to force you into a lifestyle you'd hate
the only reason they aren't doing that is because the secular state gets in the way (the state, a social organism of its own, has its own reasons to do this, but w/e)

>>41554913
Yeah, big time, YET, somewhere in there it says to love your wife, and killing people is wrong. some basic ass human being shit. And thats ALL religions. The only one that directly asks you to merk people is sharia, other than that, the goal is to get all these retarded kids back on track to reality and sensibility

>>41554637
>>41554639
im regard...

>>41552584

>musclegirl
:)

>musclegirl, yellow
:O

>>41554742
God I wish both of them would have abused me

I got carried away, I'm writing a stupid fanfic where Minthara is an origin path, where she's cucking all the guys and collects all the women to herself. Harem-Court style. She's going back to Menzoberranzan with a Squad to wreck shop and take over, but we'll never make it down there because she's busy having fun topside. Like an evil Drizzt Do'urden, but where she's only doing 'good' because people pay her proper respect and pay handsomely.

Tweaking the order of events a bit where we abducted her during the events of the Grove in the beginning instead of meeting her again later in Act 2. Competence kink, Minthara gathers the women to her side not out of thirst, but out of need for their abilities.

Queen bitch by accident, but she'll never complain.

>>41555950
they would've drugged you and sold you to these grandpas

>>41440039 (OP)
>pic
clocky hands

>>41555684
>>41557382

i've never had sex with a woman/not even kissed anyone (i'm 18) and i'm seeing a 20 year old woman who i'm pretty sure has at least some experience. how do i not make a fool of myself ????

>>41561420
Talk to each other?

>>41561420
at 18 it's not really that weird, esp if you're gay

Buff lady of the day

>>41559764
Get jumpscared!

Who radicalized you /clg/?

>>41559764
"please lesbians stop talking about the type of women i dont like" holy cow how come i like women but i hate lesbians so much

>>41563869
leftists in my country siding with criminals while our population is dying and being tortured by them SURPRISE! leftism is all about performance and lies
soon we will be mexico if nothing be done

>>41443608
im a sperg lesbians trying to get with a sperg lesbian i met. we only go to sperg places (anime cons, art school)

>>41563869
trans women, the more i see them talk online the more i hate them. what the fuck is a theyfab? why do they hate dana terrace? can these bitches shut up before they make more people hate them?

>>41559764
can't we all just get along?

>>41563869
retarded pickmes on /clg/ adopting chuddy toxic masculinity as their only character trait and trying to bait with it radicalized me into thinking we should make all right wingers into glue, leather and fertilizer

>>41472535
>>41563983
Based & yellowpilled

>>41564000
>retarded pickmes on /clg/ adopting chuddy toxic masculinity as their only character trait and trying to bait with it
Who would do such a thing?
>radicalized me into thinking we should make all right wingers into glue, leather and fertilizer
Damn girl you're crazy...

>>41530779
>>41535664
Were there any interesting trends this year? Like a popular property or specific costume?

>>41561772
She's pretty, but she could be more. She has potential, especially if she does steroid cycles; after all, as they say, only trees grow naturally...

>>41566262
>being a lesbian
>wanting your object of attraction to look like a man
Pick one.

Please talk me out of buying EUV.

>>41566591
shes into trannies, no wonder she wants every woman too look like one

>>41566591
Literally, the cult of the ideal body, and the muscular body, especially with feminine characteristics, is completely appealing. And they remain feminine; just because someone uses steroids doesn't mean they lose their femininity. Some embrace it by doing cycles, and the results are spectacular for some. May the ideal body always become increasingly difficult and unattainable, to the point where only a few Nataliyas, Toneys, Andreas, and Corys exist.

>>41566591
>>41566678
(formerly cis) :v has posted roidmonsters for years but I think it's more about wanting to be them rather than finding them hot considering she is ftm

>>41563869
Lesbian should be radicalized

>>41566678
You have no taste! It has nothing to do with trans women, huh! It's about how incredible muscle development is and how someone can become a freak with effort and patience. In bodybuilding, you need two excellent genetics: steroid absorption and resistance to them. To reach the women's open, you have to be willing to die for the title, and that dedication is beautiful; and honestly, with women's bodybuilding, dying for a title is an incredible dedication. To reach 95kg of muscle, like Kovaleva, requires much more than just dedication! And look, she came in seventh place at the 2025 Ms. Olympia.

>>41566815
There's certainly a lot of admiration, but also lust, for toned and muscular female bodies, just as women can be, to a point that only a few women can reach. Even with all the steroids in the world, doesn't that fill you with emotion? There's an emotion that only a woman could evoke in me, and I see it in women's bodybuilding (even in bikini competitions). If I see a woman with 100kg of muscle, or preparing for a competition, completely dehydrated, I might have a heart attack! And that's a good thing.

>>41567021
Just come out as bisexual

>>41567074
I'm not attracted to men, I feel nothing but a desire for identification when it comes to male bodybuilding (for example, I wanted Arnold's physique at his peak), only to women, no matter how atypical a woman is, I want to bend them over and fuck their pussies.

Again the argument "is it gay to like women?", now "is it straight to like women?", the world, the world! Everywhere, in the curtains, under the walls!

>>41567115
Have you ever sucked a trans woman cock?

>>41557382
Hehe, I pushed her into a pit.

>>41567196
No! And how did the topic shift from muscular cis women to trans women's cocks?!

>>41567213
She was rocking your tits, huh? How many tries before you gave up and gave her the ol shove-a-reeno?
https://youtu.be/Q6n3UpSBohg?si=dQxXKnZdrD43Udua

>>41564000
i'm almost certain you're a transbian. go nack to youe own thread.

Something very funny will happen

>>41567074
fellas, is it gay to like women?

>>41566945
can someone help me decode this

>>41561277
she is purple for an amazing reason

Buff lady of the day

>>41568904
Dude creeps me out. Not to mention electing a muzzie when it hasn't even been 50 years post 9/11 is straight up retarded. Scratch that, electing a muzzie is retarded full stop.

>>41563869
reality. i used to be a tumblr leftist but had to find a job and quickly realized how fucking stupid their ideology is. when you see someone being passionately pro-left, there only three options
>paid shill
>terminally online no-lifer
>mental patient

>>41572060
For sure

>>41570857
She's really beautiful, and her back is attractive!

New thread?

>>41572232
the whole bird is rotten

>>41572665
>308 posts

>>41572121
>>41572170
lmao she looks so autistic

>>41573698
I like to ask a bit before the bump limit so we have an extra 8+ hours for someone to maybe see my post and make a new thread.

>>41573803
I know! it's funny to see just how different she looks in photos of her that she takes vs photos others take of her.

>>41573835
it's kinda cute desu