Thread 41447768

q4t: how do you feel about dating someone shorter than you? is it a big issue for you or not so much?
q4c: would you have an issue dating a girl taller than you? what about in heels?

PREV: >>41443565

It’s not Sunday. Its Thursday.

>>41447768 (OP)
5'10.5 is my minimum ideally and 5'9 is absolute minimum

>>41447790
i couldn't think of a word that rhymed with sunday

>>41447768 (OP)
no I don’t care I like tall women I’m so lonely

>>41447768 (OP)
I like tall girls independent of them being cis or trans

>>41447768 (OP)
>would you have an issue dating a girl taller than you?
I would love it
>what about in heels?
I would marry her

>>41447768 (OP)
There aren't many women taller than me but I'd be down. Tall women are hot, I talked to one who was 6'3'' for a while

>>41447811
too bad bpd is sleepy. hoping bronya, null, and steve are up for it though

it is my birthday and i am drunk
t. chaser

>>41447833
YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS A BIRTHDAY BOY
happy birthday anon i hope you have many happy returns!!!!!!!!!! this is the start of the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>41447833
Happy Birthday Michael

>>41447840
im resisting to urge to drunk msg the cutie i met on this board rn

>>41447833
Happy birthday, anon

>>41447857
listen to me michael do not fall into that instant satisfaction. it is not worth it. you gotta think long term these girls are fickle you gotta be at your peak strategic form to be messaging them. the michael experience right now is not giving strategy its not giving technique

I've fully accepted that I like jackin' it to furry hentai

>>41447857
Yeah I'd do that

i am a tall burly man who has had too many rum and cokes and i really hope no androgynous anons take advantage of me in my vulnerable state
>>41447867
lol im not michael

>>41447768 (OP)
I hate this fucking thread
Obviously I would like a woman taller than me I want a fucking mommy gf or whatever. Shame everyone here I completely insane and just want attention

>>41447873
ive been bating to murrtube for a while now, its pretty hot

he hates me again and it’s all my fault for wanting to be treated with respect

>>41447876
this is what im talking about you're not at peak form you gotta get it together michael you're showing us all up

>>41447886
What did you do?

>>41447886
Nah you good dawg, didn't do nothin wrong

>>41447886
shut up and stop baiting us to tell you that you deserve respect. just be normal with guys and treat him nicely, that's it
>>41447885
I've been drawing a lot more let's just say... unconventional hentai. I love the fart clouds that come outta the ass too. ill look em up

>>41447768 (OP)
>"how do you feel about dating someone shorter than you?"
Probably wont happen sinse Im 5'7 ,Im neutral I guess
Would be nise for them to be taller but its like ,?why would I give up someone I really mesh with and like kuz theyre a meh height

>>41447904
>probably not sinse Im 5'7
What? That's not tall though, do you live in Asia or something?

>>41447904
Short men have it the hardest

>>41447902
draw me some doll stuff

i like doll joints

All roads lead back to rome

>>41447895
asked a question

>>41447913
Shut up

>>41447902
do you know iwantdiespoopyboi? i want to get some of their art framed for my room but im worried its attention seeking to be like. YEAH I HAVE FART PORN ON MY WALL IM EDGY but the art is just so beautiful

>>41447919
i cant draw anymore ive been drawing for 5 hours and my hand hurts. I'm drawing a poll request for my patreon supporters

>>41447933
bronya I have a request

>>41447946
i love you baby for me anything

>>41447915
short men make me the hardest uwu

>>41447927
Lol

>>41447950
its a bit weird though

>>41447926
What did you ask?

>>41447933
I didn't know but I saw them, good stuff, but a bit gay yeah? I'm really into some freaky shit. there's a hot alt porn girl named rachel that takes NASTY huge shits and it's gross as fuck but a bit hot at the same time. She has a massive bubble butt and giggles like a cartoon character and lets out a big steamy shit.

I can't help but be sickened but turned on at the same time.

>>41447951
Lmao

>>41447960
anon u are replying to a post about getting fart porn printed and framed like be so serious

>>41447938
that's cool, you make good money off that?

>>41447973
true
do you have any lewds I can jerk to tonight

>>41447768 (OP)
>q4c
Theoretically no, after thinking about it. Although even Winemom in heels earlier was the same height apparently, not taller, so I doubt it ever happens
I do really want a 6'0"+ gf though. Size difference is fun too, but cuddling another large person is really nice

>>41447979
i do not <3 you will have to be satisfied with my selfies. but thanks so much for asking!

>>41447957
>>41447972
>>41447951
And people wonder why I’m angry all the time
I’m not even fucking short 170cm yet everyone makes me feel inadequate

>>41447988
You're oversensitive. I was just laughing at the wordplay of a tranny saying she gets the hardest. That's funny stuff right there

>>41447976
eh somewhat, I make about 3k a month which pays for rent and basic shit. I recently took a leave of absence at my job to draw more and see if I can grow it more. Dross drawings makes 22k a month drawing trap and trans porn. I dont think I could get to that level but all I can do is try.
I might have to open up to drawing some extreme fetish shit to make that kinda coin though

>>41447988
idk how tall that is in freedom units but if you aren’t short then i wasn’t talking to you

>>41447984
that one you posted earlier got my attention

>>41447996
5’7” anon

>>41448000
okay that’s hot

>>41447768 (OP)
more than like 2" shorter than me and they'd probably have to be some kind of femboy, any other height my only standard is that they should be able to hold both of my wrists together with one hand hard enough that I can't do anything about it

>>41447997
as it should!

>>41447994
Shut up that isn’t funny

>>41447768 (OP)
>would you have an issue dating a girl taller than you
Done it before

>>41448009
can you post more in that outfit <3

>>41447996
manlet height

>>41448012
I'm 6'3" but I wish a girl was taller than me

>>41448011
It's kinda even funnier now

>>41448005
You are just playing with me

feels so good being a 6'2" chad

>>41447995
>Dross drawings makes 22k a month drawing trap and trans porn
shit thats crazy, their stuff is alright but thats nutso money

still, i think everyone's dream is self-employment. hope you get there!

>>41448017
>>41448015
It’s not even short

>>41448025
thanks friend

>>41448027
sorry i can't hear you from up here at 6'2"

>>41448018
im only an inch taller than you but it would be fun to tease you about it

>>41448027
That's not why I'm laughing I already told you

God bless the tyranny of height

It's kind of a nice harmony that half the chasers are 6'2"+ and half of them are <5'7". Does the mystical 5'11" chaser exist?

>>41448031
Until I kick you in the balls with all my force
>>41448035
That isn’t even fair
But I wouldn’t mind that not one bit

>>41448039
It's a devilish OP

>>41448042
Should we get your stool for the kick?

>>41448039
>>41448048
It’s not fair
I am in hell
Looking at heaven

>>41448041
Right here babe

>>41448041
my bf is 5’11 but he says he’s 6’

>>41448057
Fuck you and your joke of a life
One day you will feel one one millionth of the hardship I face and you will kill yourself
You have the weakest mind ever

>>41448041
>yfw the straight gene is linked to the 5'11 height gene

thinking of entering my himbo phase

>>41448076
>thinking
You already failed, bossman

>>41448067
>"I have no mouth and I must scream" computer speech over being 5'7"

God bless the tranny of height

>>41448072
Wait a second...

>>41448041
I'm 5'11

>>41448096
LMAO 10/10

>>41448041
nkls

>>41448087
AM says one one billionth
I’m less hateful than him by like a million times

>>41447833
happy birthday

>>41448096
Lmao

>>41448096
It’s so fucking over
>>41448115
Female agp
Disgusting

>>41448115
thats witelly me tho

>>41448115
gossh, tiny women...

>>41448115
yeah this is why i love being tall

you just height-mog everyone especially little people

>>41447768 (OP)
Fuck you op
Why would you make this about height

suffah heightlets

i like being 5'9

>>41448126
I partially feel vain and shallow about it but 100% agree. The privilege is real, I love being a bastard at concerts

>>41448135
I’m going Insane

>>41448013
fug i tried to post a video but i cant... you know how the jannies are... im sorry :c

im ugly and tall and gross goodnight i love you

I feel so conflicted and I need help.
>Seeing guy for around a month and a half or so
>We're out on a smaller date tonight just grabbing Firehouse subs
>Tweaker comes in, starts asking everyone if they have any money
>Sigh and roll my eyes
>Go back to his car and eat our subs
>Can tell somethings bothering him
>Ask what's wrong
>He tells me that he's a recovering drug addict. Used meth and heroin but that he's been clean for 7 years.
>Simply say "Oh. Well, I'm glad you're clean! It takes a lot to beat that."
>He thanks me.
It's been a few hours, and I feel like I want to call it off. I know he's clean, but I feel like once you've used that stuff, you've crossed a line that there's no coming back from.

>>41448149
Nah I have some very good friend who got into crack then got off it. You can absolutely turn a new leaf on that shit.

>>41448149
hm

>>41448143
no more auxbattle for you?

>>41448148
Goodnight my beautiful sweet perfect angel. Sleep tight

Spot the tranny

>>41447768 (OP)
Why can't I find a chaser that actually knows how to act like a normal person? Like at this point idc if you're chasing, just don't tell me. Why can't I have a normal conversation about Kant over a nice dinner date with some guy who knows how to dress and clean himself up?

captcha:YYAWW - yeah, y'all always was women

>>41448143
FUG. do you have discord? depends if youre OK with the implications of course :)

>>41448149
This has to be bait.

gosh...

>>41448149
If he's 7 years clean he's in a different era of his life entirely by now
Heroin and meth aren't somehow beyond thr pale compared to softer drugs. Prescription painkillers/ADHD meds are extremely similar and just as abusable, but carry 10% of the stigma

>>41448169
>Why can't I have a normal conversation about Kant over a nice dinner date with some guy who knows how to dress and clean himself up?
damn you sound like a catch

>>41448149
what you should actually do is kill yourself

>>41448149
heroin is a hell of a drug and you never fully recover from it, you can have a better life though. its just a hard thing to forget.
I never done it but I heard its the best feeling in the world and then everything else in life pales in comparison for the rest of your life

>>41448167
She's cute, would.

>>41448148
Good night you are beautiful shut up I love you

>>41448169
Personally I prefer Hegel

>>41448177
I've never felt more autistic in my life for being unable to tell if this is sarcasm or not.

>>41448149
I always thing it's interesting how you can see former users just from how them look. I'm not sure what I'm seeing, but I can tell.

>>41448149
to me if someone's recovering i would totally be willing to like try and make it work
>>41448170
i dunno i dont really do that stuff im not like a camgirl like that

>>41448149
Also Bronya it's funny how this >>41448176 sort of came up earlier, pls weigh in

i love carti, shlat

>>41448169
It's because you pronounced Kant properly and chasers aren't into that

bronya dragged braith into auxgen, is nothing sacred anymore

>>41448189
I haven't really gotten to him yet, I'm still (slowly) working my way through Critique of Pure Reason right now. I do like what I've heard so far about Hegel, however. Some of my real favorite stuff is like German and American Romantics.

I guess no more auxbattle for today. That was fun though. It was nice playing with yall

>>41448195
its okay NP! you're pretty hot

>>41448190
hahaha im being serious i love people who can hold conversations about these kinds of subjects

>>41448201
i mean to me it's just the same ideas from sontag's illness as metaphor like the same way as an illness an addiction carries stigma based on the associations with that drug. like tina is super frowned up because it's associated with gay people during the GRID genocide or crack is considered something u can't come back from because of that CIA operation

>>41448218
discordia took her ball and went home

>>41448174
How is it bait? Or how does it even sound like bait?
>>41448180
Why?
>>41448191
He shows no signs of former use.

>>41448225
>Why?
For dehumanizing your fellow man.

>>41448210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTmFKmwa8bk

>>41448220
wahh thank you! im flattered! you're so sweet i really appreciate it thank you for being so understanding
>>41448218
i want to play it more its so fun
>>41448224
what happened is it my fault was i mean...

has anybody seen rick?

>>41448233
probably a combination of me and you

>>41448214
lol type null had to be braith. its whatever though

tgf who keep trying to take off my pants under the table at kfc

>>41448230
right like its just this to me any time someone sees a human as not a person im imstantly like.... ?????
>>41448237
i was totally nice

I'm bored, I could be roped into something dumb

Has anybody seen Frisson?

>>41448222
>Sontag's Illness as Metaphor
See I don't know anything, so learning this book exists is already a big step. That is an interesting framing though, might read since it's only 87 pages

>>41448240
MEEEEE ASF
but i just like ENM
>>41448243
can i tell you about my new cryptocurrency im launching. it's super grassroots its like totally bullish

>>41448243
Tranny or chaser

>>41448230
Look I struggle with empathy in general due to being autistic. I have never, ever been tempted to use hard drugs once tho. Most I've done is had an edible. So I don't understand how others get into it.

>>41448243
same but also a little drunk so multiply that by 2 for me

if the dumb tranny you are talking to couldn’t sleep could she message you in the middle of the night?

>>41448247
i was thinking i have a copy right here i can just give it to you through the monitor. i wish that worked
yea idk im obsessed with GRID its my special interest. men usually. don't really like that. at all. but its so huge and i feel like its so important and affects so much of everything today idk

>>41448254
>I struggle with empathy
We know

>>41448254
Autism isn't an excuse for dehumanization, dipshit. I'm autistic too, where do you think you are? You don't need to feel your heart break for every person to treat them with the basic amount of dignity and respect all beings deserve.

>wipe
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>get a hemorrhoid
>still poopy

>>41448260
mine is too autistic to msg me on their own

>>41448254
its okay its hard to understand that other poeple have lives that are completely unintelligible to you right. it takes a long time to get used to im still working on it too

>>41448222
Yeah and that's why they called it marijuana. Gives it the spooky Mexican name

>>41448270
blessed

>>41448266
But he used hard drugs that permanently effect your mental state and physical body.

>>41448221
Then, I'm flattered. I don't only want to talk philosophy obviously, that's just my major and main passion (so it's what I can go on and on about). Maybe I'm too picky but everyone I run into either can hold a conversation or knows a lot about certain topics, but almost never both. So either I have to settle for small talk that's at least normal and not cringe... or have someone info dump on me without letting me get a word in.

>>41448268
husband/wife material
>>41448270
meee asf
>>41448273
oh my god i dont even know about this need to research. i wonder if i should make a point of calling it hashish. i guess thats a little performative

>>41448250
pls not here in kfc...

>>41448169
I think your problem is the overlap for someone being autistic enough to know who that is and grooms themselves is low

>>41448268
Check again maybe

>>41448260
Yeah please do, I might not respond though
>>41448250
Sure, if it's not better than Cryptoland I'm not interested though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFoAF6lY6iI

I looked in the mirror and I looked like the stereotypical femboy meme wtf man. also why do I have a fupa

>>41448270
would you get mad or not >:(
>>41448274
why blessed???

help

>>41448290
fuck i give up
>>41448291
the fupa is where u store the divine feminine until ur venus tummy comes in its super sacred cherish it

>>41448254
Doing stuff like pills or molly is very socially acceptable in some circles, and from there it's not a very long pipeline once you realize it's all basically the same shit, and meet the wrong people
The problem from there is that heroin/meth are very available once you know the wrong people, and if you are using drugs to fill an emotional void or cope, the physical/mental addiction just automatically wins out over 99% of brains

>>41448291
You are 80 pounds. You dont have any fat areas

>>41448288
You're not wrong. And all my hot professors are married.

>>41448303
id take a picture but I hate how it looks its weird I just want a flat tummy

>>41448298
blessed because she's not needy and messaging you all the time or needing you to spend huge blocks of time with her

i am deeply and passionately addicted to hongthai

>>41448274
>>41448285
>>41448298
yeah I don't really mind I can kind of tell its just the she is, its cute in a way

>>41448254
>So I don't understand how others get into it.
Social contagion and a highly addictive personality. Everyone is made different and lives different lives. That shouldn’t be hard to understand. It is the most autistic, pragmatic, and objective way I can describe this

>>41448301
He told me how his dealer straight up wouldn't sell to him anymore, and after 3 days of being cold turkey, vomiting, shaking cold but being hot at the same time, he acknowledged he needed help and went to rehab. He was also homeless. He's now a software engineer.

>>41448308
yeah i kind of worry that im that person in the dynamic, but im the big tall chad so i figure she must like the attention

>>41448290
why do it if you don’t want to respond?
>>41448308
why wouldn’t you want to spend time with people you like? that’s stupid

the hair after dyeing is always so insanely good im walking around tossing it everywhere i feel like cher
>>41448321
to me this is all like. very attractive. that takes an insane amount of hard work and dedication like thats amazing

People really killing themselves over this cs2 update
Thats rough buddy

>>41448334
Gamers deserve everything they get.

>>41448334
yeah i saw the memes. gaben is doing gods work

>>41448323
>why do it if you don’t want to respond?
What? I'm just saying if it's the middle of the night I might be asleep. Just because you can't sleep doesn't mean I can't.

>>41448323
It's fine if it's in person or living together situation but online it's a drag. I don't have hours a day to devote to vc or text with someone especially if they need you right there for them when they're done with work for the day

>>41448268
its like there's a brown crayon in your ass and it will always make a line

>>41448327
He also showed me a pic of himself a few days in rehab. He was extremely skinny. If I had to guess, 100 pounds or less, and he's 6'2". He looks unrecognizable now.

im agp

>>41448334
retards spending hundred on skins lol

>>41448345
that rules!

>>41448307
Women have curves disco.... learn to love urs...

>>41448339
you wouldn’t get mad if i woke you up? or sad you missed my message?
>>41448342
why would not want me to talk to you after work if we like each other? this doesn’t make any sense

>>41448321
I haven't lived it, but from being around people who were addicted, it really is like an external mind virus that takes control of them until they somehow rid themselves of it. My uncle was similar, he was homeless when I was like 10, and is married with kids/is a financebro now. It seems like something you can be redeemed from. And i agree with Bronya that it probably took a lot of hard work and willpower

>>41448349
Does that mean you dont like men

To avoid myself sex pest posting I will send myself off

>>41448291
Don't you have a vagina?

i shaved all my pubes and i feel human again

>>41448377
i adore men. maybe im hsts with agp tendencies...

>>41448260
Yes, I miss having an essay in my DMs in the morning about something she did or found or whatever, current lack of that in my life. Makes me smile every time

i am so sexy i love myself

>>41448396
that's so sweet anon

>>41448398
would you fuck me. i'd fuck me

>>41448398
same

i realized recently it was cruel to deny myself to the world

>>41448394
Good girl

>>41448412
I would + we are like 2 hours apart

>>41448419
woa...

>>41448396
is this sarcasm? it feels like sarcasm

>>41448418
>w<

>>41448422
Not in a sexual way of course just like scratching each others backs yes? I'll sit on your face then you can suck my dick or something

>>41448413
right.... its a lifestyle
>>41448418
i never get replies like this and it eats me up inside. am i not good. i want to be good

>>41448406
It is a very sweet feeling
>>41448425
0%

>>41448432
yea totally just like normal bro stuff

>>41448260
A tran used to message me first thing in the morning her time which was 3 in the morning my time and it accidentally conditioned me to wake up at that hour expecting dopamine hits
Watch out how you wield your power

>>41448360
Nah I wouldn't. I might be a little bummed that I missed a chance to comfort you, but that's assuming I missed it and it wouldn't be that big of a deal.

>>41448434
would you ever do it back? i feel like guys don’t ever do stuff like that

>>41448433
I thought you didn't like men

>>41448446
despite my best efforts i am unfortunately mostly straight. im straight but sometimes i get drunk in the club and accidentally date a woman for three years

>>41448388
not yet

>>41448443
i do this to mine lol

>>41448443
im sorry for being evil and making boys like me :(
>>41448444
i want to believe this but i feel like it actually makes you resent me over time

how are men so perfect? I will never get to call one mine.

>>41448445
I do it back when I know we have that type of yapping synergy and it will be appreciated. Part of why I like receiving those messages is because I know she's thinking of me and also wants to involve me in whatever she's doing, and reciprocity there feels really nice imo

i'm gonna start an auxbattle lobby

>>41448459
Not at all. If I like you I probably want to talk constantly. I'm a big yapper, if anything I'd probably have picked you because of all the talking

>>41448268
If that ever happens I just get in the shower, spread my cheeks and let the water clean me out.

You can message me at night but don't get schizophrenic and think im cheating on you if im sleeping through them

I message this girl every morning and night+we talk through out the day
she has never messaged me first in the morning or said goodnight on her own
am I retarded for still doing it

>>41448475
why are you sleeping. so you can dream about other girls? you're disgusting

>>41448343
Laughed at this while hitting a vape and started making sounds like a pepper grinder

>>41448452
you're not actually getting srs are you

>>41448486
bro

The icky was, in fact, too sticky. My grinder is all gummed up now

>>41448492
FUCK WHERES MY VAPE

>>41448260
Mine used to wake me up in the middle of the night over her night terrors

>>41448469
you’re not bpdmoder or discordia though. those are the only people with privilege to make auxbattles

I'm washing my grinder Batman

>>41448486
i feel this, i just tell myself its because she's so autistic (she is)

>>41448509
damn thats above and beyond. good for you

>>41448506
i would like to do gartic phone or something like that too

i have sweats but lost the draw string so they sit too low and i have a crop top and I just did an everything shower so my hair is ultra curly and i got my moms acne genes so i get redness on my face that looks like blush which is not normally for my complexion its all very unlucky. unless I wear makeup i look like a femboy twink

>>41448516
we are ALL autistic i cant stress enough that this thread is tard4tardgen. dont think about why that is because i dont care i want to ride that neurodivergent peenor

>>41448494
why would I not

Realizing that she did actually like me I just psyopped myself

>>41448469
Might join if you do

>>41448524
hot...

>>41448468
yes!!! i want to share cause i want you to be there and i want you to share cause you want me to be there or just sending each other things that remind us of one another
>>41448470
so i should yap at him no matter what and hope i find one that yaps back?
>>41448475
it’s just paranoia! i don’t have a diagnosis yet >:(

>>41448532
because your dating pool will shrink by 10 fold

>>41448524
if you want advice on colour correcting redness on the face hit me up! obviously a lot of it will not be applicable to ur skin tone but all the techniques are good. my face is super red naturally so ive been studying it for years

Busting it down inside of Bronya's retarded asshole

>>41447768 (OP)
>how do you feel about dating someone shorter than you?
it's the only option
no one taller than me exists
>is it a big issue for you or not so much?
no it's not an issue at all
>would you have an issue dating a girl taller than you?
not at all but i am taller than all women, so
>what about in heels?
i dont understand the question
is she only taller than me in heels?
idk, idc it's all fine

>>41448524
ugh i should get sweatpants. I wish I felt more comfortable wearing crops, but I have a little belly that used to be bigger so there's stretch marks

>>41448537
It happens man, just make sure you learn nothing and do it again, alright?
>>41448544
You should always be yourself, yeah, unironically.

i would play gartic phone
>>41448540
gay
>>41448545
i dont want gay men or straight women in my dating pool mate

>>41448545
we're not fighting about srs today go chew rocks
>>41448550
SARAHHHHH IM SO HAPPY UR BACK how are u feeling today
>>41448554
i wear the crop and show off the stretch marks all the time they're hot idc. they point towards your thingy like thats ero its like a womb tattoo

>>41448550
How tall are you sarah

>>41448547
Foundation by itself does the trick. plus I put on blush anyway

>>41448544
Agreed, anything else feels kind of cold to me desu but maybe I'm just codependent lel

>>41448486
i message first because i like him but i pull back occasionally to make sure he would talk to me if i stopped and so far he does so we’re gonna get married
>>41448505
boys HATE this ;~;

>>41448554
whats the meta with sweatpants over leggings. ive always been a leggings girlie but im wondering if i should convert
>>41448566
god ur lucky... im glad its easy the suffering of trying to cover that up is hell.. count ur blessings

https://garticphone.com/en/?c=01e26bedd0

join up losers

>>41448548
no my hole is totally normal the retardation is localised to the breasts and.. you know what

>>41448554
i shold buy more i love them they are so lazy to wear

>>41448572
>i pull back occasionally
im tempted to do this but im worried we would just stop talking

i need a freaking beer

>>41448593
what kind of beer do u like

>>41448587
Babe I already told you, I can't afford the retard removal procedures on a Burger King assitant manager salary

>>41448593
https://voca.ro/19QmBS8ruWLE

>>41448586
ew braith

>>41448563
6'3"
>>41448560
im still sick but im in the bamboo now

>>41448571
my therapist says i definitely am and i think the way you do so
>>41448590
just wait until you get to work to say good morning and see if he messages you before that. i am assuming you are messaging him the second you wake up

if I was a femboysexual I would fuck me ngl

>>41448452
You said yesterday you were born female with a chromosome issue. So you do have a penis?

>>41448604
assistant manager... that's so hot... you're like totally rich....
>>41448609
Wat does bamboo smell like
>>41448611
least agp cordy post LMFAO

>>41448607
cool, fuck you too

>>41448593
Sobe need drinky

>>41448572
I didn't mind actuality

>>41448614
I am a cis female with a genetic disorder that gave me male chromosomes. yes I have a penis

>>41448593
4.7 ounces of rum for me

Chasers i require you to complete a task for my pleasure

>>41448609
sarah you are a foot taller than me. thats so cool. how's the weather up there?

>>41448632
Okay

>>41448610
Well, at least the codependency feels really good when it works

>>41448628
how do i convince you to be proud of being a tranny

>>41448600
whatever's available i on;y have taste when wine or whiskey is concerned
>>41448605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyLnRB04QF8
>>41448620
literally
>>41448629
rum is the only thing i've ever gotten seriously hungover on. the day i left for alaska too. no good!

>>41448632
Okay but can it be done from my recliner while I drink and play Skate 4 and pull up chasergen every 3 minutes

>>41448607
Yeah I knew type null was braith. Shes willing to hide her trip but not her style of typing. Funny

>>41448641
>>41448647
The browser i use is the zen browser. I require you to find a plugin for it that will disable the bar that pops up when i move my mouse to the top of th eiwndow. During the process you can either touch or not touch your penis. the chaser who completes this task will receive nothing

>>41448645
oooo what whisky do you like! for some reason i feel like u like the canadian stuff for me i refuse to drink anything but grouse my mother and grandmother and great-grandmother had the same policy so im just keeping up the tradition

>>41448647
Also this is a fucking fed nobody actually plays skate 4 cmon now. don't you have some palestinians to bomb

>>41448624
he said this and then brought it up horrible when we had a fight
>>41448643
it doomed to fail tho. one of us will fail to meet the others needs and then we spiral from there

>>41448657
I've come to the conclusion our future career paths diverge here and I'm forced to part ways with the firm. Thank you for your time and consideration.

I could probably attention farm as a femboy on nuke instead of trannymoding and getting clocked everytime

>>41448666
i mostly like rye & scotch. inherited dad's taste

>>41448681
Go to hell

>>41448684
makes sense, you're the most based tripfag obviously you'd be the femboy

>>41448686
LMAO i guess thats just how it works with liquor huh thats so funny
>>41448684
i wish u liked being a tranny

>>41448698
ew agamp freak

>>41448687
FUCK YOU I'LL SEE YOU THERE

>>41448700
wear something cute. and douche <3

Fuck you leatherman

is 6'2" perfect male height?

>>41448699
put all that stuff aside for a moment like not everything is about sex. don't you want to like who you are... don't you want to be proud of how hard you worked to transition...

I’m the boss of this thread

>>41448628
If you have a penis, you were born male

>>41448615
smells pretty good
like a very clean tree
>>41448637
not too bad
my height used to bother me a lot pre-transition
but now it just feels good to tower over bottoms

>>41448560
Does the feeling of being exposed ever go away?
>>41448577
Never really heard of this. Sounds like it'd be too hot for me.
>>41448609
Bitch, I'm taller than you

>>41448676
Gaymers don't play Skate 4
I'm not a gamer I'm a Skate enthusiast
The game sucks ass if you play it like a video game to play a story and unlock things but it's fucking sick as a medium-skillgrind skate sim
No kooky tricklining, just ethical lines

>>41448709
They're okay multitools

>>41448712
it's in the perfect range yes. 5'10.5 - 6'5

>>41448709
Oh yeah? I'm gonna kick your ass

>>41448720
Heh

why do i have so many FUCKING BOOKS

>>41448678
Honestly haven't had the spiral from this position yet, just the fizzle, but I fear its consequences

>>41448721
retard

>>41447768 (OP)
My boyfriend is actually shorter than me (some 5 to 6cm difference) and I actually don’t mind it at all honestly! It is kind of nice

>>41448712
It is the maximum height you can be before being more tall makes life more sucky, so yes

any taller and you start bumping your head in places and look too gangly to most people

>>41448723
crazy build

>>41448723
it goes away faster than you can imagine. they're just normal like nobody even really notices them. they look totally cute they're and you have a great figure its a crime not to show it off. i honestly think having them out is like exposure therapy to like. just not caring about them
also leggings are the best they're so comfy.... i love them

>>41448712
No it's actually 5'9, 5'9 is real man height
The hottest woman I've ever seen in my life told me this and she assured me she wasn't just jerking me around

>>41448736
I'll take them off your hands if you don't want them

>>41448732
damn all the way up to 6'5. them dudes massive

my bf should be tall enough to where he has to look down at me and can't take me seriously

>>41448740
idk you’re probably human then

>>41448752
you will not do that

>>41448726
i dont know any of these words can u pat my head and call me a good girl so i dont have to feel bad about it

>>41448745
incel chuds would say u eventually settled down with a loser after taking a gorillion tall chad cocks

>>41448746
yeah I feel like I am in the range where I don't have that issue much. unless I'm in asia then Im hitting shit all the time

>>41448746
You have to musclemaxx past 6'2" but when done correctly the results are far from gangly

*bonks u on ur stinky tranny head*

>>41448755
i think u should mb date someone who takes you seriously :c even you
>>41448762
i think ill take a gorillion tall chad cocks. desu i dont rly care about height tho but you know that
>>41448770
YEEEEEEEEEOWCH

>>41448750
damn i better get leg shortening surgery

>>41448769
sounds hard, its hard enough at 6'2 to musclemax my upper body

got massive tree trunk legs tho

>>41448760
Just think of "ethical lines" as what the twink in full beat offers you in the club bathrooms

>>41448723
Look at this r/chonker

>>41448753
well it's 11 inches taller than me wearing my platform uggs and 14 inches taller than me normally which is the most I can compromise. 15 inch difference is too much

>>41448777
checked. you know i offer a number of surgical procedures at very reasonable prices
>>41448782
oh no baby i know that queen those lines are NOT ethical

>>41448758
Worth a try

>>41448780
opposite problem for me, got long af legs that still look a bit DYEL when i can squat 160kg

>>41448789
She assures me there's minimal fent and child labor in the production process

>>41448787
that's what im saying, 6'2 is the optimal max, after that every extra inch is working against you

>>41448723
no you're just lying on the internet like everyone else

>>41448780
Yeah it just becomes a bitch to build anything at these heights. Thankfully only 2 inches taller but I definitely looked like slenderman before gains

That tall and skinny attention whoring trans girl yesterday was so fucking hot.
Why do they all have to live on a different continent from me.
Fuck my stupid chaser manlet life

>>41448786
you people ar eso weird thats an insane figure i wish i had those hips
>>41448797
uh huh sure she says a lot of things

I just get away with being tall and having good proportions, I barely work out

>>41448789
FUCK! now i have to do it.

>>41448787
damn u smol

>>41448794
skill issue, just spend your youth being fat before getting hot

>>41448803
the margin for error is nonexistent. you either have the perfect diet and regimen or you stall on most of your upper body lifts

>>41448762
He has been my first and so far only boyfriend actually, he is perfect I love him so much and wouldn’t want to change anything. I really don’t get this height discourse tbdesu..

>>41448811
I was pretty chubby as a kid until I started growing and then became skeletor mode for a while before I started working out

>>41448793
whoever inherits them when i die in two years is gonna be one lucky duck

>>41448807
not really

>>41448820
Skeleton brother

>>41448804
what continent is she at then?

I have absolutely cursed fucking proportions
Giga lollipop ass head, makes me look 5'4 at best while being average height
Plus absurdly beefy ectomorph calves
Built like a shitbrickhouse slightly overgrown dwarf

>>41448747
Thanks...?
>>41448749
Thanks, bronya <3 you're motivating me to maybe wear this top to uni next week, if the weather permits. I do love leggings, I just usually wear mine on their own or under a dress if anything.
>>41448801
Bitch, I am literally 6'7 stfu
>>41448824
<3

>>41448829
not anymore, I've ascended now. went from 69 to 91kg

>>41448834
nuh uh

>>41448834
oh yea i love them under a dress i don't shave anything so its good for situations where im like. not looking to make a whole thing of it you know what i mean
totally go for it! worst case scenario its a weird vibe i believe in you. it only gets so much easier. i love being fat idk it rules

>>41448832
Wait this may be body dysmorphia again
Crazy hot trannies keep saying I'm attractive so I don't really know what to believe

I love going afk in cs games over the most minute offenses. really grinds their gears

>>41448838
Same, 72 to 87. Feels good

>>41448845
OBVIOUSLY yes im BEGGING you please just listen to us

Do you think it's sustainable to get drunk every night of your life in perpetuity

>>41448838
ive still got like 15 lbs on you

1 rep max on the big 3 + overhead?

>>41448854
no

>>41448854
person who typed this btw

>>41448854
i can tell you for a fact: no

>>41448849
only struggle is having to eat an absolute FUCKTON to maintain and build more muscle

>>41448854
No

Easier to get stoned every night if you aren't schizophrenic

There's a pool at my apartment and a bunch of hangout/grill spots and community events and clubhouse and a gym in the building. If I was a girl I would be fine living here forever

>>41448865
let me cook for you... sumo bf...

>>41448865
It's pretty nice sometimes though when you just eat an entire pizza because you can now

>>41448854
not at all
>>41448870
can confirm

>>41448865
the hardest part for me is hitting the protein macro

.8 grams per lb of body weight per day is kind of ridiculous at my size

>>41447913
No ,Canada

>>41447915
Hold on
I meant that its kinda unlikely that any given man Id be interested would be under my height ,sinse Im 5'7

>>41448861
He do be saying perpetuity
>>41448864
I have some things to think about
Here's to hoping getting medicated soon makes me forced-responsible enough to stop, plus solves the constant anxiety that drives the need in the first place

>>41448873
but you are a girl

>>41448886
im a girl but not a girl

>>41448858
I do oly lifting so not my main focus but:
OHP (I do train this a bit): 80kg
Squat (obviously train this all the time, like 3 x week sometimes): 160kg
Deadlift: 195kg all time like 2 years ago, maxed out last night randomly with no prep or training and got 172.5kg
Bench: no idea, maybe 100kg. most I've ever done is 110kg like 3 years ago. never train it now
You?

>>41448849
>>41448838
Currently on like week 6 of copying these bulking success stories from skelly status, wish me luck brothers. Noob gains + eating 4000 calories of cheeseburgers is making good headway so far

>>41448870
Not schizophrenic
Just autistic hyperprocessing which converts thc into panic attacks

>>41448899
so annoying of me but have you tried propanolol? really helped me with panic attacks

>>41448874
yes pls need to be fattened up for the slaughter

>>41448877
that is very based, true

>>41448882
don't be afraid to just use whey or whatver protein powder you can handle best to supplement there. literally nothing wrong with it, despite what some influencers might say

>>41448903
nta anon but what is that. i have panic attacks

It sounds retarded but when I panic I just tell myself not to and it works

>>41448913
LMFAO i think that rules
>>41448912
its referred to as a beta blocker i dont really know much about it but apparently basically everyone in the UK is on it. it helps reduce the physical symptoms of anxiety but it wont help w the mental ones. its just nice to have around so ur not relying on like. alcohol or benzos or whatever cause its nice and gentle and safe

>>41448908
mental note if i ever get a bf to post a pic together with "looks like meat's back on the menu boys

>>41448842
I do love having curves, I can't lie. It's just hard not holding yourself to the paradigmatic standard of people like Audrey Hepburn and stuff sometimes, y'know?

Also am I retarded or is having to do the captcha like 4 times to post normal now?

its so simple I just use a femboy pfp and say im a femboy and they talk about raping me instead of putting me in a death camp

i wanted to post a video but catbox is down & i'm too lazy to use you tube

>>41448920
i don’t do any drugs except estrogen how do i get it

>>41448913
after enough times of seeing the panic turn out to be nothing, I just tell myself "wait 20 minutes" and that always work, never had a freak out on weed since

>>41448903
The intake is soon, I'll ask about beta-blockers
They're supposed to be highly attuned to neurodivergent psychiatric needs so we'll see
The stock ssri+benzo route sucked ass for me years ago but I gotta try something again

Also it's funny how giga-progressive their psychiatric website is
"We are not afraid to talk to you about how tragic the state of the world is right now" head asses

>>41448928
don't do that cos then I'll have to sperg out and reenact that whole scene complete with voice impressions aftewards

>>41448894
alright you're strong

im recovering from a serious leg injury, but i was never at that level except for bench

>>41448935
The good part about drugs is you know it will end

>>41448913
this works for coughing when smoking weed too but everyone gets really mad when you tell them that

>>41448854
absolutely
if you're prepared to have a very short life

>>41448932
Can you describe the video in detail
Or in a vocaroo
Also tell Nils he's gay

>>41448933
listen you didn't hear it from me but say if you were looking for PCTs, you might want to look for a zone with those. maybe with the russian url ending
>>41448945
LMFAO

>>41448954
To be perfectly honest this shit may very well not be worth living but I'm trying to give it a go

>>41448941
LMAO its dei gone mad. i love that stuff i think its sweet

i think i might record my lolcow rant

>>41448951
except acid, that shit goes on forever

and mescaline

and datura, but nobody actually does that

>>41448970
GO AwAYYY

>>41448955
https://voca.ro/13GG5DVc00aV

Its DEI that forced me to become attracted to trannies

>>41448883
I’m your height anon
Plus I feel better now

>>41448831
She was from north america

>>41448967
I only freaked out a little on acid when I went outside and saw a bunch of ants

>>41448956
i too stupid to know what anything you said means

>>41448988
thank you obamer :D

>>41448996
i dont wanna get in trouble....

>>41448988
Same and real
Also I'm specifically searching for lgbt positive psych-care because I need them to not think I'm a retarded faggot for specifically loving and having relationships with trans women even though I am

i'm doing shrooms & some other stuff in two weeks :D

>>41448949
ah damn, yeah injuries can really derail it all. Had a few over the years as well. Hope it heals up bro. Thanks though, I feel like my instagram algorithm is specifically designed to make me feel small and weak so that's nice to hear :)

>>41448943
Wtf ?kan this aktually work

>>41448989
I was just talking about the odds
5'7 is still a fine height dont worry

>>41449006
shrooms are the best

if there's any psych that should be completely legal that's the one, pretty low impact and in low doses very chill

but if you fast and eat a lot, holy fuck

wwhenever i drink i get the urge to go on a drive. people like to joke about this so i would like to clarify that i amtotally 100% serious. i wish drinking & driving was ok it would be so nice

>>41448988
Same, I'm a chaser because of woke

Nothing ever happens.

Society hates me because Im a straight 5'9 man

>>41449028
i love you! but im only a small part of society

>>41449022
pencil & notepad emoji FAST & EAT A LOT

>>41449024
Yeah I get what you mean. I like running when I'm drunk, speed feels good

>>41449024
there are parts of my state where that's still pretty accepted, some bars still do to-go cups unironically

my lolcow rant
https://voca.ro/14PyZjz3CWln

>>41449028
Society hates me because I'm a bisexual 5'9 man
For real though mfers straight and gay alike are weird as hell about bisexual men
But the only person who was weird about me coming out was my lesbian sister

>>41449034
be careful now, shrooms wear off pretty fast but it can feel like forever
>>41449014
funny enough i just officially finished my recovery today

>>41448756
Spooky thought but maybe

>>41448854
It works for my dad

>>41449027
Have you tried cultivating and having sex with your childhood friend

>>41449036
i have multiple huge scars from falling over when running dead sober once i had better not try doing so drunk
>>41449037
ya i'm in montana now & lived most my life in wisconsin so i've been in about the drunk driviest states there are but i just thuink it's probably morally wrong & i don'twanna crash my big expensive used subaru forester
>>41449049
i've heardlole

>>41449043
i dont get the weird stuff about bi it sucks i thought it was only a here thing but idk

>>41449041
I have no idea who those people are

>>41448821
I hope I'm in the will, and also you don't die so soon

>>41449041
fix that fucking mic braith

>>41449041
>rant
>03:30
go harder

>>41449041
I genuinely loved KingCobraJFS and wished him the best in all his endeavors

RIP Cobes

>>41449058
I mean its just the same as a mixed kid but for the gays
Not gay enough for the gays and not straight enough for the straights

>>41449041
the neololcows are insane, people are so cruel to them it's even worse than the old ones. like how are turbonormies so much worse than fucking kiwifarms people wtf

>>41449041
Idk those people but it has gotten insane how hard people fixate on particular people online nowadays. People really want some kind of acceptable target at all times

>>41448985
Google tells me "stack system" is some golf shit, I was expecting coding shit
Keeping your kills on your wall is kinda metal
I killed a pigeon with an airsoft gun when I was 12 and I hated myself for it
Tell nils that it's okay that he's gay we still love him

>>41449057
oh its totally morally wrong to drink drive

seriously tho don't take too much

>>41449085
im a cumcow

my rant
https://voca.ro/16RJnLgZFlF8

I never really listened to people’s vocaroos

>>41449079
This is why I've always just hung out with autistic people online

>>41449095
rfk

>>41449041
>>41449088

>>41449100
not even mine oniichan?

>>41449041
i totally agree with this btw it drives me insane how normal it is i feel crazy. i dont understand that desire to be cruel to someone for no reason

>>41449095
audibly sighed when it wasnt sexy trannyvoice but this is cool too

>>41449056
he has a wife and kids now
he was a really hot half mexican half white dude, we used to hang out all the time

>>41449058
Everyone thinks we necessarily cheat or must be poly or are faking either the gay or straight attraction, it's all very tiring
Aren't you bi too?
It's probably different for women

>>41449107
No. Not even yours.

>>41449079
yea right. many such cases. i guess being a tranny exempts me from that at least it seems rough :c

hey bronya what type of phone should i get?

>>41449121
this is a pro csam argument btw you should reflect weirdo

>>41449117
yea im bisexual. but yes it is different for even cis women there's stuff about how like. women's sexuality is just more fluid. not sure its basically normal to like do lesbian stuff if you're straight as a girl
>>41449124
anything chinese! if you have access to it. i would just get xiaomi's latest poco phone but i think its a budget type thing

>>41449125
CSAM is different, children are harmed in creation so its always bad, not even the same thing

Oops, I made a post that rings true to my system of morality and now I have intense full body shivering and teeth chattering that I can't control
Autists know

>>41449113
What about cultivation

lmao

https://www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-house/the-white-house/

>>41449112
https://voca.ro/1jlQQRjZILAF
sorry..

>>41449130
like I said, reflect, what you said is pro that. think about what you said

>>41449131
i feel it

>>41449132
I am cultivating mass

>>41449137
adults uploading themselves to the internet because they want attention? yeah I don't see the moral equivalence to that of children being abused and exploited, sorry

>>41449089
oh lole nooo not golf. hifi system, like a receiver & equalizer & radio tuner & tape deck & cd player. & turntable. lole i'm not a golfer. or a coder really
i'm not huge on trophies myself but i guess you gotta do something with the skulls since you can't eat them lole. i felt really bad after killing my first few deer too even though i've been around hunting forever & we use the meat & skins & stuff
>>41449090
ya lole i won't!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kSAVRSyOWbc
Me (my roommate is Bronya)

>>41449148
use what single brain cell ur running off of to critically think for 5 seconds maybe you'll get it

>>41449154
no embed = no click
retard

https://voca.ro/1kGcSWMecRR2

response to that retard

>>41449136
whats your discord i think i want to marry you. if that's too much just send another vocaroo

>>41449148
This is how she "argues", just the most insane interpretations of your words with zero charity

>>41449138
I wish you were a real person and not an AI algorithm based on eastern systems of Confuscian connectivity transposed to the west, we would be really good friends irl

>>41449160
Spell it out for me like I'm retarded. How is enjoying a Cobra food hack video the same thing as some sicko jorking it to kids?

im gonna fuck the mom from ponyo

>>41449165
it's insane how much of a subhuman fuckwit you have to be when fucking braith has a better analysis than you

https://voca.ro/1nZ4pPm9vnyN
my rant

>>41449174
you said they consent, despite being mentally ill. Mentally ill people cannot consent. Children can not consent. Whether or not the child or mentally ill adult says they consent it means nothing because they can not consent.
pretty fucking simple mate

chat if this post gets 1 reply i'll post a lovesong on vocaroo! lets go smash that reply button this segment has been brought to you by The Beast

wanna put my legs up on a guys shoulders while getting railed so he can feel them get all shaky when he's hitting the spot

>>41449154
i would cum like crazy

>>41449178
hop off my dick discordia

>>41449171
don't you fucking dare ever call me confucian again i swear to god i will skewer each of your chakras from top to bottom with my naginata

>>41449189
hey

>>41449177
can i watch and maybe slap my cage a little
>>41449187
I LOVE LOVEEEE
>>41449189
one day my day will come... i deservfe this

>>41449191
no

>>41449186
Consent to what? Uploading a video on youtube? The problem is the harassment, which I've already disavowed. Should Frankie McDonald have his youtube channel taken away because he "can't consent" to running it?
Fuck off

looks like i need another beer yuuuuup

>>41449208
chat clip this

good evening chasers

>>41449211
Jus took another shot let's all big chilling tonight

>>41449210
>They can post their sex tape that's fine they consented to doing that but pedos shouldn't watch it
kys

niggas really be thinking they're on the side of the retarded when really they just hate them and want to remove them from the internet

>>41449142
im listening to adolescent’s orquesta - confianza. wat are they saying

>>41449168
sorry im already taken...
https://voca.ro/1lYrVulAFXD6

>>41449187
A tranny broke up with me and I crashed out and wrote 12 love songs in a month
My life is kinda hilarious I should auction the rights

my health class in middle school had a very noticeable cock shaped wooden thing in the corner of the room that made me think we were gonna put condoms on it but then it never happened. i considered stealing it but i didnt want to get caught lol
>>41449206
no thats my job actually, you fuck the mom

>>41449231
You're being ridiculous. Frankie McDonald talks about the weather. Cobra made food hacks.

>>41449220
you only get one shot. one opportunity. this is your moment. moms spaghetti

>>41449235
i'm sorry your voice really awakens something in me. i hope you and your bf or whoever are very happy

>>41449240
oh jeez idk thats a lot of pressure
you gotta be stealing more i think

>>41449248
i had already grown out of my stealing phase. i would try to open peoples backpacks while they were wearing them and take stuff out of it lol. one time i stole someones headphones like that

>>41449185
Eugenics is a good thing

>>41449220
heck yes

the new cupcakke is incredible btw. but you knew that
>>41449258
thats incredible i love that

>>41449262
retardmaxxing

>>41449262
literally [REHABILITATE] yourself
you are autistic you would be first on the chopping block get a grip

ew bronya you nasty fucking disease collecting rat wtf actually sickening

>>41449262
based and aryanpilled
(you’re probably brown)

i should have stolen more probably. i remember that devious licks trend that had kids like committing felonies so ig stealing isnt that hard

>>41449268
>>41449271
There are people reproducing with severely negative genetic diseases that should be eradicated from the genepool

>>41449262
this is true

>>41449262
https://voca.ro/1kEinAYeJwWO

>>41449285
devious lick is just a normal thing to say here omg is it a thing
>>41449286
i think that's disgusting im sorry!
>>41449277
this is what im saying like you need to take a minute to think about like why you feel that disgust response

>>41449286
i dont really care thats not what you said, retard

>>41449290
I see the programming got triggered

Well planned eugenic policies aren't something there are actual good arguments against.

>>41449300
That's what eugenics is. It means to improve the general population's genepool.

i've recorded some heat on vocaroo but i'm too emotive and autistic to upload it here

>>41449258
>>41449285
are you me? i used to steal all the time when i was a kid. i was told that’s a kid thing but im not sure

>>41448723
You're 6'7" with this build?!

>>41449298
ur disgusting bro
>>41449305
thats not what eugenics is fucking inbred swine subhuman cattle retard thats like saying icreceam is baskin robbins oreo cookies n creme you fucking fuckwit kys

>>41449312
im not :c and i hope u can understand that one day

>>41449298
is that like a normal term in the uk? a few years ago it was a tiktok trend where kids would steal shit from their schools and that was the whole thing. just theft lol
>>41449308
ig kids have underdeveloped brains so they dont fully understand the morality or consequences

>>41449312
Genetic diseases are dysgenic. Removing them from the general population would be eugenic.

Learn some basic etymology.

>>41449277
Lmao you were the first person I thought of when she mentioned people in here having morally loaded boomer takes on STIs

>>41449234
idk I’ve never heard that song before

i love kombucha i am very slightly less likeyl to kill myself thanks to kombucha

>>41449323
LMFAO i wasn't even thinking of her but yea it figures

>>41449326
are you sure

>>41449320
yea its like a standard thing. probably comes from cockey rhyming slang but idk what it is. i would describe something as a particularly devious lick or something

>>41449185
I recorded a vocaroo response to this but got nervous and deletted
My inhibitions go way too hard, I'm even half-druk and still guarded

Anyway I was saying I came out to my mom as bi and her first response was "you gotta be careful because I don't want you going hog-wild and sexing a bunch of men and dying of aids now," which is stupid 1 becaue pRep is a thing and 2 because obviously I'm autistic as shit and not the casual hookup type
Also I got american sex-ed and they told us not to trampoline the condom if you fuck up the first attempt and reverse it, but beyond that I feel like you don't need a condom-application demonstration, it's pretty self explanatory

>>41449322
kys
>>41449323
nasty bitch

>>41449334
lmao british ppl are still doing devious licks, that stopped being cool years ago, LOSER

>>41448433
You're just my type physically, too bad you're in fuck far Scotland

>>41449186
>Mentally ill people cannot consent
Depression is a mental illness

>>41449332
I can’t be 100% sure, but I’m at least 99.9% sure

>>41449320
It was so fucking funny that stealing shit was a "trend"
Same with Kia Boys stealing cars except for the part where like 50 kids died in fiery car accidents

>>41449327
why do people like kombucha so much
it tastes okay but it just makes me shit

>>41449345
THANK YOU

if these people had their way half this thread would still be in sanitariums

>>41449350
iy's yummy plus it's good to shit it gets the shit out of you

>>41449337
dont worry you'll overcome those inhibitions with time without even realising i believe in you
that sucks so much that that was the response. i got a cold sore when i was a gayboy just from the weather and people would literally ask me if i had aids. the stigma is insane. and its not even just prep we have pep and vaccines and a bunch of really incredible treatments for HIV these days like it is safe to fuck i promise
idk i worry about the securing the condom at the bottom ppl are always talking about "what if it slips" and i feel like that would help soothe a lot of those fears

child rape is okay if the child is non-white

>>41449345
and 13 is legal in japan you fucking child rapist

>>41449343
IM SORRY IM CRINGEE
>>41449344
soon ill be in fuck far chengdu :D pls look forward to it. i wonder how u say that in chinese.

https://voca.ro/1c2AwYVFLjM5
first time i ever try singing or guitar in 4 years

>>41449360
You are literally a lolicon I have 0 idea where you are pulling this out of other than your own perversion

do u want to know something depressing

>>41449369
also i am very drunk gonna do more idc what you people say about me i am free

>>41449376
the whole island is getting depressed into the ocean cause of ur ASS

>>41449376
Sure, what's one more

>>41449348
its always the stupidest shit lol. i believe in the right for kids to kill themselves doing retarded shit tho
>>41449353
idk i think a sanitarium could do me some good

>>41449376
Yes I want to know you intimately no homo

>>41449369
it's beautiful

>>41448723
>>41449311
snu snu

>>41449401
thanks that's very sweet everything bad right now but i'm going to get better what is very depressing bronya

oof one too many dabs while the booze is waning and now i feel funky

im not long for this world tranners

>>41449347
PORQUE SUFRIRRRRR
PORQUE ILORADRRRRR
LAS CONSECUENCIAS DE ENTREGAR EL CORAZON
A ALGUIEN QUE NO TE AMAAAA
i heard this song in a shitty liquor store so i saved it on my phone. now, im drinking coronas to this and imagining myself in a corny mexican soap opera

>>41449390
oh i dont know if i can offer that im kind of scared but ill do my best i guess. ummmmm let me think. i get nervous when i go to restaurants about sitting at a table that can accomodate more people than the group im with bcs what if a large party comes and its hard to seat them. i like to sit at the smallest possible table that fits everyone
>>41449383
the reason ppl will just accuse people of random shit in here with no basis is bcs thats a normal part of the tranny experience and they've just learned that behaviour
>>41449381
nngh its so fat and juicy...

i hope stu is feeling well today

>>41449368
>>41449376
What's very depressing is you not moving to the US

>>41449407
i believe in you!

>>41449419
stu has a tummy ache :(

>>41449381
hello moskal'ka

>>41449423
why the hell would i go to that shithole. i mean ill be around philly from time to time regardless of if i get the visa or not if thats any use
>>41449427
do u want me to ryona it out of you

>>41449427
what do you need me to do my queen?

>>41449427
can i rub your tummy while nibbling on your ear

>>41449413
it’s a song about unrequited love it seems
is it a ballad?
I only ever listen to luis miguel love ballads, I love his voice

Rippen off chunks from the rotisserie chicken and eating it with sriracha an not counting the calories
Sorry not sorry, it's just My Life

i miss my old internet friends a lot i think i miss sending them songs

>>41449465
send me a song

i think we'll all be okay in the end

https://youtube.com/watch?v=136RqZEqmeA
this is a good song to cry to when they don’t love you back

>>41449463
i think i love you

>>41449465
Real af
I miss more than that though
It was all so confusing I wish they just communicated it

>>41449435
yes...
>>41449438
i need dr pepper and kisses, thats the only thing that will cure me
>>41449442
will that help?

i learned from reddit how to fix my stupid headphone cable that was going &&&&&& all over itself for no reason. but they were really annoying and also posted comments like "just get bluetooth headphones" like ????
i guess that happens here too

This is a good song for drinking a spanish beer on a patio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs6Y4kZ8qtw

>>41449435
just cause I live here
And relative to China??

>>41449482
ok omw eating my spunch like popeye

>>41449479
what do you mean by that
>>41449467
i will post something here sooni think how are you anon

>>41449489
will you talk like popeye too

>>41449353
most sanatoriums were for tuberculosis and honestly one of those would be really comfy i believe

Well alright, if the pearl-clutchers would really rather be instituted than post online I guess all I can say is at least you are consistent.

buy me 9 dreams and nightmares keys

>>41449491
>what do you mean by that
I connected to a person through music initially but it went much deeper than that
I just miss them it's not a big deal

im bored

>>41449518
who gives a fuck?

Caught myself in a window reflection
I actually look buff and strong and like I could overpower any tranny
This is wild to me, I'm used to looking like a gay fucking nerd, I need my mental to catch up with my physical

Why is her name stu though.... what is it short for.... stupid retard??

>>41449449
nvm. i just found out that it’s venezuelan salsa music. going to befriend maduro rn

https://voca.ro/13Xumd1bNm3F
gangsstetr style freestyle can someone teach me music theory and how to sing i'd like to express myself

>>41449529
It's pretty cool to see your physical form and be like "whoa"
The early phases are the best because like every week there's some new plane on your abdomen or more veins or something

>>41449433
https://voca.ro/13KlVS8e67YZ
fuck u hohol!!

i wanna sing but idk if my roommates are outside and i dont wanna check bc im dressed like a fag and i dont wanna change

>>41449544
Not lean yet but I'm seeing my abs starting to come through the flab and it's pretty crazy
Turns out gymcel'ing was the answer all along

why is it 30 days wahhh wahhh

>>41449529
I think when I finally started to get genuinely large/strong is when something clicked in my head and I decided I deserved to bang trannies

>>41449529
>I could overpower any tranny
come at me bitch ill lay you out
>>41449531
yeah :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO6abj9yRUc
i truly implore you young people to listen to this song. it will help you with your maladies

>>41449546
can you please post singing i'm in a mood and need someone else to do it with me

>I GIVE MY MONEY
>NOT FOR UBER, BUT FOR FOODDDD
>SLOP EATERRR

i'm tired

>>41449581
i'll post older ones i have ig