Thread 41448521

David Sylvian edition
QOTT: who's your vintage crush?
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i made it second, nona, delete this

I ACTUALLY THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO PASS WHEN I STARTED HRT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHQHAHWHAHAHAHA

>>41448521 (OP)
>QOTT
Hitler.

>>41448675
ty for deleting i was getting emotional and starting to tear up n shit

>>41448685
are you the same one who said you wrote in hitler on the other mmg?

>>41448707
if i say yes will u get mad at me..

>>41448716
it's ok i wrote in Jeb Bush in the last 3 elections

>>41448716
even if i do, i won’t realize it’s you when you post something unrelated to hitler. i do think edgy hitler jokes with no point are lame at best, though

nba player orchi

>>41448887
maybe he's getting two extra nuts implanted

>>41448680
giwtwm

>>41448887
might as well just be a varicocele

>>41448937
I'm glad you like it, I love ropefuel like this

odds yes evens no

>>41449109
implications?

is it bad if i don't get my levels tested for years

>>41449325
yes

i don’t like cutting when i’m high

i cant put down the cup

>>41449333
is it bad enough i should get over my fear of getting my levels tested

never mind fuck i wish i could cum again

>>41448521 (OP)
christine jorgensen

>>41449559
its either cum or good levels can have both

>>41449559
its either cum or good levels cant have both

could someone with a body that lacks any feminine quality to it pass if they had a passing face and voice?

>>41449586
clothes can hide a lot so yes and standards on this board are absurdly high anyway there are lots of cis girls who are definitely not cishons but have fridge bodies or broader shoulders or whatever even brock lesnars daughter passes as female gotta remember that

>>41449597
maybe ffs could save me then

>>41448521 (OP)
>david sylvian enjoyer
>manmoder
op do i know you

i feel like they wont even give me oxys to go after orchi i feel kinda scammed

>>41449634
opiods are overrated, they almost killed my mom its not worth it lol

>>41449641
they make me feel good tho

>>41449613
We absolutely do know her.

>>41449580
i know

>>41449670
i meant in real life lol

>>41449691
Nvm, thought you meant from the sub.

>>41449559
idc about cumming but i want a female orgasm

>>41449691
idk possibly

is cumming hands-free from anal as wonderful as people say it is, it seems impossible frankly

>>41449865
i pretty much pissed myself when i got it down so yeah

>>41449926
what's your secret >.<

>>41449926
yeah what do i do, i gotta figure it out before HRT ruins my ability to get boners

>>41449932
just let go when it hits it and wiggle it around for a bit
you should feel like you’re gonna piss yourself to some degree but don’t be scared
just get in your guts

my life is bad

>>41448521 (OP)
>>41448521 (OP)
>David Sylvian edition
any thread that begins with Sylvian can't be all bad.

ngmi

I hate men

that guy really made a movie just so he could see hunter schafer naked didn't he. and the movie isn't even good
I hate men

>>41448980
how do a boymoder get a man to hold her like that

>>41451093
a man will never want to have this pov with me as the girl

i hate feeling my mitts around my wifes ribcage. it makes me feel like an ogre both because it makes me feel like i have gigantic hands and because my rib cage is 3x ballooned in size compared to hers.

it's awesome how i'll have to spend the rest of my life never having anything close to what i want

>>41451425
ikr fuck capitalism

>>41451431
capital owning the means of production made me taller than the vast majority of men on earth

>>41451440
if i lived in a commietopia i would be too malnourished to look as moided as i do. this is why we must eat the rich.

>>41451440
bitch get real

>>41449712
>sub
you have to go back

they've been mindraped by the CIA
God is talking to you, Heaven's soldier
destroy everything in Babylon

nah i’ll just eat my pb & j

how many & what kind of research chem do i need to take to make myself feel comfortable with never passing or receiving affection

bp & jo

>>41452531
boob pics & jerk off

laughing at bonepill guys before looking into ways to become wheelchair bound without affecting anything else in my body

if I wasn't so deeply repulsed by men I would try doing sex work

what are the dating prospects for manmoders?

feels like they must be pretty bad. i know i’m voluntarily removing myself from the dating pool, being a manmoder is too much stupid baggage

just signed up to write another short radio play for november :D

>>41452595
for realmoders? gay men (which is what i like anyway)

reminder: if you don't transition you'll be making mediocre shounen manga about how much you hate being a man

>>41451093
i want so fucking badly to be her : (

>>41452998
i would be dead

>>41452595
i look like danzig

>>41452998
>I can't get rid of my discomfort. I can't even have sex well. In fact, I feel a disconnect between the me that has sex and the normal me (or the me that masturbates). Actually, not even the me that masturbates feels like me.
I LOVE DISSOCIATIVE MASTURBATION THAT FEELS LIKE IM RAPING MYSELF AND LEAVES ME FEELING EMPTY LETS FUCKING GO

tortured artist repping is the only cool and sustainable kind tbdesu. all you have to do is romanticize your repression ^-^

why are reppers like this?

nona, most of us can’t read japanese

>>41453177
idk what any of that says but reppers are like that because repping destroys your mind and eats at your soul

>>41453177
cooming makes you feel less bad & lets you self insert

i wish i were agp instead of a cis man

>>41453205
tkmz isn't a repper he's chillin bro
some men really are just like this

>>41453153
very sustainable and healthy when you're drawing stuff like this

iwnbaw

>>41453229
>some men really are just like this
the reppers are those men

>>41452998
why won't she just take her HRT...? retard...

>>41453232
nightmare tier

>>41453232
I literally wanted to get rid of my dick as I finish that manga, I love you Oshimi <3

my facial features are completely masculine

my brow ridge is bigger than yours

>>41453608
mine casts shadows on my eyes and people still use she/her to me :/

>>41453692
did you actually come out....

>>41453764
no duh

>>41453692
grrr fakemoder

>>41453789
fakemoder. even the people that know i’m on e never use she/her or my tranny name, and that’s only single digits anyway. they’ve even asked me why i tried on women’s jeans or why i wear a shirt in the pool

>>41453793
>>41453804
>i look masculine
>errrrm fakemoder

i really like penis for some reason but not my own

>>41453920
how masculine can you look if people are using she/her for you

>>41453928
actually IDK i get mansplained all the time too but when I look in the mirror I just see a guy with long hair

my dad talking to me about sleepaway camp and how it's about someone "thinking they're something they're not"

>>41453998
sleepway camp is very transmisogynistic but like all the violence angela commits is warranted, she was pushed to it

>>41453983
maybe you just have an inaccurate image of yourself?

>>41454026
or maybe everyone is just hugboxing me

>>41454054
you're so fucking annoying i do not like you anymore

>>41454064
I'll have better self esteem when I get a girlfriend i promise :(

>>41454081
that doesn't happen and if anything just makes it worse

>>41454101
how so

>>41448521 (OP)
I got casted to act as Viola/Cesarino in Twelveth Night... is over?

>>41454054
do you hear yourself? people don’t give enough of a shit to mass hugbox you. you look like a woman

ngl being a transbian is deeply humiliating but at least I don't like men LOL

>>41454133
>cast as a woman
fakemoder

>>41454124
people like you will always be trapped in an endless cycle of comparison and will never be satisfied even if you get what you want

>>41454141
I don't but thanks for saying that :/

>>41454144
youre still a manmoding tranny sooooo

>>41454176
are you the 3ds nigga

>>41454186
ITT? unlikely

>>41454176
>she thinks i’m hug boxing her too
stop being goob from meet the robinsons

>>41454186
>get called a fakemoder
>few posts later get called a truemoder
which one is it
>>41454168
not really. when I'm around other women misery just vanishes out of my body

>>41454159
Violet woman acting as a man that a girl falls in love with her.
The director told me "You look manly enough to be Cesarino, I don't know if you could pull off Violet but that's at the end".

I think I need to cope as enby and get over it

>which one is it
goomba fallacy

this general is evil.
full of passoids convincing never passers they're fakemoders

friendly reminder that if you can get a cispassing voice people will just think you’re a really ugly and unfortunate woman
>.t voicecoper

this gen is suipushers

trve

>>41454221
oh, that comment sucks. but a manmoder is a woman acting as a man

unfriendly reminder that it's ma'an

>>41454324
ywnbam

>>41454321
>a manmoder is a woman acting as a man
lol

i wish i had sex before i started hrt it's extremely over for me

>>41454256
i’ll have you know i’m a truemoder telling people they’re fakemoders

i can only dissociate during sex and still i chase it

>>41454345
i don't believe you

>>41454403
believe everyone who saw me and agrees

>>41454456
i didn't

>>41448521 (OP)
sylvian really went from clocky twinkhon to absolutely chopped man willingly, i just don't understand

>>41454460
why not?

>>41454484
i didnt see you

>>41454501
so trust the people that did, they’re in agreement, and i’m not posting more unsees

>>41454515
you're telling me to have faith?

>>41454256
can you convince me im a fakemoder please...

>>41454536
you're a fakemoder
now can we be sexed up abusive lesbians

>>41454547
it was that easy to get a gf?????

>>41454535
ya gotta have faith
https://youtu.be/6Cs3Pvmmv0E?si=Dh0xjRc7_CeRa29z

>>41454549
no i was lying i will never date anyone from this site

>>41454558
this is my final reason

>>41454535
yeah, and then play a rad solo on an upright bass
https://youtu.be/YmygntmeeyY?si=dYRrlqu9iU6Ndpxe

>>41454562
threatening to kill yourself is pretty hot ngl, give da cord

your god is dead and you faith is dead, cultist

>>41454575
if you think threatening to an hero is hot, you’d be hard 24/7 with me

there it is

>>41454584
the conversation was about having faith that the everyone on the gen that saw me calling me a truemoder means they should just believe it when i say i’m a truemoder, stop being a reddit atheist

>>41454584
your* faith is death*

>>41454622
it was a joke >_<
>>41454653
auntie shut the fuck up, how's your girlfriend btw

>>41453205
he seems like a cool guy. imagine cracking open a cold one with him and having a friendly discussion about ejaculation while fondling his sweaty balls

>>41448521 (OP)
>QOTT
loonix

>>41454584
My goddess is not dead. SHE IS THE STRONGEST THERE IS. LOONIX WILL SAVE EVERYONE OUT OF MANMODE. PRAISED BE HER.

>>41454668
i’ve always wanted a middle aged man to take advantage of me while his wife’s gone

violent t4t sex with loonixmoder

>>41454793
oh are you two actually back

>>41454793
i look exactly like right

>>41454784
Uhm.... n-n-no I c-cant have s-s-sex with a g-g-goddess >_<

if i could sacrifice my life to make every manmoder pass, i’d do it in a heartbeat. instead all my eventual suicide will do is make my loved ones sad and potentially be part of the 41% if anyone finds out i’m a secret tranny :/

i feel like fuck tomorrow
time rapes me in my asshole
i waste time on the toilet
i'll never get it back, though

>>41454888
post ass before killing yourself doe

>>41454888
trve i cant die now cause theyll find titties on my body

>>41454874
fakemoder

going to kms by driving into a lake
i hope when they dredge me out my body is bloated and deformed enough they cant tell i have tits

>>41454321
I mean... after not being able to get hard without viagra with my last partner. I think I am no longer a man but neither a woman.

Enbycoping is the only way to stop self harming (less). People think I am an ftm so... There won't be that much diference between the two.

>>41454955
bye

>>41454901
people do not like my ass

>>41454949
be so fr

>>41454965
>after not being able to get hard without viagra with my last partner
thats a partner issue, i can do better

>>41454965
>I am an ftm
another one

>>41454965
girl you gotta jork your shit every now and then if you want it to work. use it or lose it

>>41454984
does cispoon count

which would you rather see, pre-suicide manmoder ass, or estrogenized manmoder dick?

>>41455044
dick

i wish my genitals were estrogenized at all

>>41455084
right, what does that even mean? its still just a regular dick

my genitals became noticeably estrogenized within the first few months but it keeps getting weirder years in
>balls shrunk and tucked themselves up
>from shower to grower with loss in total size
>lethal force arcing money shot to long-release dribble
>dark pigmentation and extra growth along entire perineal raphe

>>41455103
when does this happen
my shit looks prehrt even tho my levels are fine

>>41455089
mouthfeel or something, idk man, i just saw people talking about it last week and find the phrase funny

>>41455113
I think it's really just genetics and/or some powers bullshit about sex hormone receptor responsiveness... puberty on T perma-moided me and I'm naturally built in ways that E can never reverse, but I also got hit hard by the sexually dimorphic aspects of HRT

f e m i n i n e p e n i s
m a s c u l i n e v a g i n a

>>41455129
how big are your boobs though?

>>41455146
like D cups, maybe bigger, idk they're decent proportionally even with my extremely masculine ribcage

>>41455129
lol i should just kill myself
one year and no noticeable changes

>>41455153
give it 5+ years with good levels, and if your boobs aren't growing try prog or some oral and/or sublingual for a bit

>>41455152
ayo this powers bs might have some legs

>>41454984
I AM NOT AN FTM, just people think that I am one. Literally got to the point that someone asked me why I never use the urinals and I couldn't answer...

Such a failure of a man I am being incapable to act as a man.

>>41454989
I TRY, I LITERALLY HAVE TO JERK OFF 1 HOUR TO GET TO CUM.
>>41454980
I never felt horny around her, I love to kiss her and pass time together but I will never be a man for her (and never will, that dyke got a new boyfriend months after dumping me).
>>41455103
My balls hurt daily, it got to the point that I am literally on line for an orchi not for being tranny but for cronical ball pain, lol.
>>41455152
I got B cups after a year... I think prog will save me a bit

>>41455177
f a k e m o d e r

>>41455177
dyke now hmm

my balls shrunk and my dick got even smaller on e but I was never big. think I went from like 5 inches to 3.5 lol
>>41454989
I get no desire to do it anymore I have to actively remind and force myself and masturbating just makes me sad desu ;~;

>>41455177
>that dyke got a new boyfriend
learn what words mean, nona

>>41455129
it's literally just genes, honscience cope doesn't mean anything. there's hons on horrible doses that get d cups. if your mom had big tits at your age and bmi then you'll probably get them too. if not, well...

i went from 8 inches to 8 inches
i wish estrogen worked

>>41455245
6 years ago i thought hrt could actually change my face lmaoooooo

>>41455245
haha whats ur phone number

>>41455266
everyone fucking lies and says it does so lol
just be omniscient and not a gullible moron i guess

>>41455282
us im afraid

>>41455282
ew

>>41455285
my fault for getting oneshot by transition timelines

called “mr. anon” multiple times on the phone award

why are you sitting down on a bench you lazy fatfuck
a homeless child could be sleeping there
think of the children
plus, it's fucking disgusting
i jerked off on that bench while smoking meth last night
do you love the smell of my sweaty balls or something?

methy!

suck my dick, faggot
you don't know me

okay, sorry other meth smoking manmoder

i'm a homosexual. i also have a small penis.

>>41454208
i thought this was a ftm edit for a minute

>>41455663
lmao yeah i’ve mixed up binders many times

>>41455661
i am attracted to women and have a fairly large penis

>>41455681
you and me both buddy

>>41455661
me too

>>41455681
>>41455686
boooo
fuck outta here with that shit

>>41455681
same bestie

>>41455716
>>41455686
high fives all around
especially high since i’m getting high B)

bump

thank you, loyal bumpmoder

>>41455937
kys

>>41455946
one day i will, probably

>>41455979
can we makeout before you do....

7 days until ffs!

instacart is sending me coded nazi messages…

>>41456009
:3

>>41455987
i’m an ugly truemoder though. and selfishly, unless you’re a fakemoder, i probably won’t be attracted to you either :/

>>41448521 (OP)
l-l-l-lamborghini gay guy
they say that im a gay guy

i hate being a moided out moder

me 2

what if I have if you like Pina coladas stuck in my head for 6 hours and I do that instead of sleeping

>>41456120
just gulp down a few pina coladas and put your ass to sleep fast
or hop on grindr and get some penis colossus

>>41456120
erm actually it’s called escape

my momma said don't be that, the lil moda that don't pass
gangbangs that loose ass
always trying to figure where the meat at
knock-knock put your bangs on the doormat
bitch moda, what you call that?
we on gock patrol, moda fuck your role, got that gat on me
moda look, its right here, doggirl bark you could cum right there
real gangsta modas dont have no fear
real modas never laser their beards

elizabeth debicki is 6'2

i’m 5’2

i'm 52

I just malefailed for the first time at work tonight???? what the hell is going on?? Have I been a fakemoder this whole time?!

>>41456160
you inspired me to drink again today

>>41456614
you may now move on to /bmg/. godspeed nona o7

>>41456621
have fun!

this is bmg

watching a pokemon guy explain that he got sexually assaulted

>>41456751
i am a truemoder!!

im starving but its ok because I dont deserve food

>>41456805
:/

>>41456751
NO

>>41456751
bricked moids general

>>41456837
real and true

i look like afucking MAN

140 calories in cock 0 jack daniels what the fuck is wrong with people
where's the humanity

>>41456924
nona, eating the cock is supposed to be metaphorical!

>>41456924
my cock is at least 300 calories

>>41456955
that's not what it said on the packages
>>41456975
how is that even possible

>>41456994
>eating the store bought cock

i would eat a manmoder
not right now tho

incite riots
loot cars
light fires

as long as you kill me, go for it

im a fat man with no hips yet i keep inhecting. and then i ask what sick hell is this??? but noone responds

i wish i was a man more than i wish i was a woman but i am a man, also im gay

i’m 4’7

5’7
150
17.5
32.5
30
37

ok anthy

>>41457390
retard

sorry your measurements are shockingly similar to another fakemoders

could a cishet man ever love someone with no hips

>>41457434
idiot
>>41457439
NO

>>41457434
those are trvemoder measurements
t. trvemoder

>>41457494
thank you. should i get ffs though

>>41457494
what should i write down as your name for my list of moder measurements.

>>41457558
jeffriana

not you >>41457562 my bad >>41457462 what should i write down?

>>41457576
jackmerius tacktheritrix

>>41457576
shojld j get ffs YES OR NO

>>41457576
Jimette

>>41457614
yes we all need it. jesus christ man stop being a pussy.
>>41457605
mogs me

>>41457614
are you the 3ds nigga

>>41457634
Fuck you
>>41457638
free my nigga DS

>>41457634
several mabmoders already had it

>>41457651
if you ask politely my wife might fuck me later

>>41457666
>wife
ew i hate you. im better than you but i look ugly so i feel lesser

>>41457683
>im better than you
most people are thats nothing to brag about tbhon.

>>41457698
im worse than you however

>>41457726
now thats impressive! however of you no longer want that honor it isn't hard to become better than me.

she say that she a transbian, girl me too

need a pooner to teach me how to be a woman and also be my boyfriend

i need to get in a fist fight

>>41458225
wya babe

pdx ;)

>>41458225
can you just beat me to death and i don’t fight back

methy literally just hit me and went for my gun
lesson learned

>>41458327
i'm sure you did something to deserve that

>>41458327
put him down like a dog
>>41458319
no i want the fight i want to hit be hit

ooohhh ive gotta go make some popcorn

yay i cant wait for another multithread meltdown with vagaries and DM screenshots

any chud girls out here?

nah im a baramoder

>>41458449
CHUD came out before City Hunter so it could be an intentional reference

post ffs fakemoding

>>41458468
yeah someone said another background character had some other horror movie reference on their shirt so it was probably an animator who liked horror

iwnbaw

>>41458782
same plus I'm dying alone

>>41458782
i will never be on either side of this

>>41458807
same

i'm gonna make it
you guys won't tho

I'm gonna make it I'm just gonna do it on my own like always

still bleeding lol

>>41458345
he seemed to want me to

methysisters what is that thing

>>41459015
should be no surprise after seeing the screen caps of chats last year

i'm officially a methy stan
God bless that little freak

>>41459193
yeah
well

I guess I thought we understood each other and that he'd know better by now, especially after everything I did for him, but I'm really just a very naive person

>>41459291
let’s drink

>>41459335
way ahead of you!

I'm thinking sprite and soju tonight

>>41459422
larry...

>>41459435
they do look pretty similar, don't they?

>>41459471
did the cops catch up with you yet?

>>41459422
real?
https://www.kgw.com/article/news/local/demonstrations-in-downtown-portland-are-underway/283-d48cc706-ad27-4ac3-8540-51cafddcdcdc

>>41459476
i love how as soon as the cops are on the phone you stop screaming and swearing at me so you can pretend my suicide atrempt is a murder attempt

>>41459498
you are a dangerous psychopath and it is illegal to record an in-person conversation in oregon without both parties' consent

I sincerely hope both that you get help and that I never have to deal with anything like you again

also I actually stopped swearing and yelling after you fucking rushed me and hit me in the side of the head before lunging for my fucking gun and saying some shit I didn't hear while I was still reeling, which it still won't stop bleeding btw, and that was well before I called the cops because you kept saying psycho shit after I told you to get out plus I only started yelling in the first place because you started accusing me of being mad at you even after you asked the first time and I said I wasn't

tbdesu this is really lame too it's not even as funny as the daria drama
I thought we were just gonna have a nice night together
I'm pressing charges
this sucks

i can't believe i'm witnessing this
i might have to intervene

Inshallah ICE disappears both of you

manmoder4manmoder

iwnbaw

>>41459665
me on the right

>>41459665
want these pjs

>>41459591
what could you do with a dumpster fire?

shouldn't have burnt that garlic

>>41459687
push it down the hill and hope it hits someone

>>41459471
wow

ik shouldnt have mixed downers with alk oh well

iwnbaw part 2

most people in here are too mentally ill to be in a relationship

>>41459813
maybe I couldn't be in a relationship but I could be in a unstable situationship where some dude fucks me every now and then and I fall hopelessly in love with him even though he just sees me as an easy lay

>>41459839
I am attracted to men :D

love that for you girl, thanks for clarifying!

>>41459813
yeah

>>41459813
yeah

d

i

all these yous gave me a rush

>>41459979
bitch be quite!
anotehr one
anotehr one for
yOu

is it fun to? to do? is it been fun so far? i wonder

let this be a reminder to you all

imagine im dead and not just sleeping
why do of heterocoded pictures not make me feel anyrhing
why would i rather be a twink whk looks like a woman than a woman
what’s wrong with me
i aant to be a woman
i want to be a lesbian who dates men
i want to be a gay man with big muscles and i smother everybody

you learn to fuck the devil in his mouth and eat the shit out of his bitch
godspeed methy

trauma sucks

im taking a poop

hiruzen was inept

what was your day like today everyone?
i got followed for a bit today by some guy while walking home (⊙_⊙;)
is this a malefail or do i just look like an easy to rob tranny faggot? many hard to answer questions.

>>41460404
today I accepted that I'm going to be alone forever

im a gay man. im a gay man and i want to look like a woman and that’s okay. however i ruined my life by not transitioning into a gay man who looks like a woman and now im a gay man who looks like a straight man who wants to be a woman instead of what i actually am

i looked more feminine at 3 months hrt than i do now
crazy how e just stops working

>>41460404
scary stuff, remember to carry pepper spray nona, stay safe out there >.<

>>41460447
stop dribking coffee, ensure your b ccomplex, choline, zinc, and magnesium levels are high enough

i cant stop staring at men’s waist-ass curve area

when i was younger i said i would troon if i got trips and i got trips and i didnt transition

>>41460501
>>41460517
>>41460526

im going to turn my anxiety about not passing into being loudly anti-muslim

>>41452595
permanent celibacy

>>41452595
pain

can't wait to see the methschizo mugshots transition timeline

i wish i was a woman

I wish things were different

i wish for peace

i wish i were a woman

I'm just a cis man on HRT

my iliac crests are smaller than my ribcage so it’s like im not on hrt at all

>>41452991
>for realmoders? gay men (which is what i like anyway)
damn

>>41455290
i'll make the trip, but only if you're black