Thread 41450190

A Thread For Men Attracted To Trans Women
QOTT do you understand what you just read?
>>41447768 (previous confusion)

>>41450190 (OP)
I understand. all trips but me must leave bc they are all either transbians or gay men attracted to other men

when I think about cuddling a chubby trans girl I get an erection and that makes me feel guilty because it's supposed to be wholesome

>>41450204
im a straight man attracted to other men so i can stay

what is there to feel guilty about?

>>41450206
FUG i didnt move it to the new thread properly

>>41450208
i dont think theres anything 2 feel guilty abt there ur valid

>>41450114
youre supprised that a bunch of trannies listen to whiny depressive folk punk?

>>41450170
hip dips are cute your curves have curves

>>41450225
i literally have the nose full of folk punk i hate it os much its so fucking cringe tome im sorry i know its a me problem i need to kill that cringe instinct but its just. so. cringe.... and its EVERYWHERE

>>41450204
Grim

>>41450225
I guess more surprised the anon capitalized their spelling

>>41450204
i have been posting tfg i cant lie

the only faketrans person here is discordia

>>41450231
that's so cute..... thank you ;; i appreciate that

>>41450238
my keyboard actually has a button that does that foR ME IF I PRESS IT

>>41450246
be careful if u press it on accident its bad

>>41450246
stop yelling please

>>41450248
ITS ALRIGHT I JUSt have to press it again and then its ok

>>41450249
sorry

>>41450255
oh thank god i was so worried

bedtime for bonzos. goodnight

>>41450255
especially when it is late at night (in America)

How do I find a trans woman to date and play video games with

>>41450260
goodnight! sleep well
>>41450264
move to chengdu

>>41450260
have a good rest
>>41450264
get to know a girl here, could work

>>41450260
Goodnight

>>41450264
vro is in the ocean asking how to find water

>>41450240
really? be real

>>41450264
which games

>>41450190 (OP)
this sign won't stop me because I can't read

Cordy is kind of adorable with how shy she is irl hiding from humans

>>41450279
im wearing femboy coded clothes rn i cant be seen like this

>>41450275
i'm not lying, she's not even on hrt. she's just a femfag

>>41450278
You are welcome here (this is my thread and I am the law)

>>41450287
nah shes on hrt now she's just a boymoder

>>41450287
she said she was on implants

>>41450291
oh no, officer, i'm a naughty transbian... but i want to stay here soooooo bad... maybe we could come to.. some kind of arrangement..? <3

>>41450241
Welcome and you're plenty attractive you're exactly my type pale curvy soft you look like a sweet warm mum

>>41450277
Not you, you seem mean spirited

>>41450287
still more of a woman than you could ever dream to be

>>41450299
LMAO thats so sweet! i don't really know if im that type of person at all but i do my best

>>41450298
you are a straight girl, I’ve seen your bloodwork

>>41450301
kys faggot

>>41450306
don't out me... you're blowing my cover

LF tranny to play path of exile 2 with

>>41450286
I hope you’re not wearing those blue shoes that my tsundere girlfriend hates

>>41450310
id rly rly like this but u would have 2 teach me it im not so good at that kind of game. i liked the like necromancer job bcs the attacks were like big pizza slices so it was easy to farm

making and sending bronya a cum tribute and there is nothing she can do to stop me

>>41450309
and that’s all I’m blowing, miss!

>>41450321
can i at least tell people we fucked i need the clout
>>41450320
i probably wouldn't rly do anything anyway im very sleepy so im lazy

>>41450302
You look like an agp femboy using filters. I look exactly like my mother in face and body or a real mid cis foid. YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN, you are quite literally a fetishist and the only people that you will ever attract are pedophiles <3

Ah to be young again

>>41450330
i feel bad for your mother she looks like a man

>>41450315
it's pretty fun to just play and make the build as you go imo. reddit will tell you that you need to follow some build guide but that takes the fun out of it for me. only thing is that you need to make sure that your damage is scaling properly, but ur smart so im sure you can figure that out

>>41450335
only good post ive ever seen you make desu

>>41450327
No you may certainly not

>>41450336
i see i see.... i just worry about not being able to respec and stuff later i dont want to do it wrong and have ppl yell at me ;;
it just seems like such a fun game i like number go up
>>41450339
can't blame a girl for trying

>>41450335
I feel bad for you... being a sheltered weaboo faggot with literally no friends... maybe want to fix that diva <3

>>41450330
the seethe is crazy

>>41450341
you can respec in poe2 a lot easier than in poe1
but lots of number go up in this game
many such cases of big number going up

i like the idea of without context being like fuck you and btw ur mom is chopped LMFAO
reminds me of keris macphersfuck. do americans know about keris marcphersfuck hope you're gettin it right up the duff enjoyin ma leftovers ya dirty wee slut

>>41450336
I never understood the point of using build guides in non competitive games. They can't be that complicated

i was gonna record something new but then decided i'll do old instead
https://voca.ro/12EIs7gVlwIB

i'm trying to learn to not be afraid of singing out loud at home after my ex moved away (she didn't like me making noise)

>>41450348
Everything I said is true

>>41450351
thats what its all about...

>>41450345
a guy is flirting with me on cs so you'll have to wait for me to dedicate time to roasting you

>>41450305
Dw about it I'll just have to make you into a mother

And you've already been calling yourself mommy which is a great start

>>41450354
you have clearly never played genshin impact ¬w¬
>>41450356
im proud of you for working on healing that

>>41450356
>she didn't like me making noise
uhh wtf

Fucking faggots, i hope you kys, you bunch of faggots

>>41450363
LMFAO i guess thats true

>>41450361
Just to call me fat? You aren't roasting or reading shit you fucking child. Waste of my fucking time

>>41450374
ok

>>41450369
good morning panty

chaser here. any tranner want to listen to 00s emo and make out under blacklight for 6 hours

>>41450385
YES

>>41450385
YES

>>41450368
yea i mean sometimes relationships are just bad and you don't realize it until after they're over

>>41450385
YES

>>41450341
I absolutely don’t blame you
>>41450368
that was scary right

>>41450385
no

>>41450399
not beating the gay allegations

>>41450399
good on ya, sheila

>>41450387
>>41450389
>>41450392
hey ...,

>>41450402
He's faketrans don't mind him

>>41450406
hey ... whats up

>>41450406
Hey baby... how're you doing?

Oh no her polycule member didnt like when she made noise. Truly an abusive and horrible relationship.

yo cool thing microsoft did they machine translated video game names for a page
go to https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/topic/enhanced-games-for-microsoft-edge-game-assist-433b33b1-a599-40a1-901a-f0138e969d14 but replace the en-us with some other country code (like sv-se or de-de or whatever) and you can have fun for like several minutes before you get bored i for sure did

Chaser here. Any tranner want to listen to me ramble about warhammer lore and make out on the couch for 6 hours?

>>41450415
>Hey baby... how're you doing?

im the only truetrans fella here

>>41450421
YES

>>41450421
send rambling vocaroo

>>41450415
So me pilled, I'm overjoyed

>>41450419
incredible

Wanna date? Looking for some action?

>>41450421
wait how are u gonna ramble and make out at the same time. im trying to ask for more details before i fall in love with someone
for the sake of my poor exasperated friends

>>41450417
this site has a reply function it will be easier for me to see your message if you use it
i said nothing about abusive and horrible, for the record. but it does kinda make you not like a person in the long term if they prevent you from taking part in your hobbies? like are you really defending that just to get at me lmao

>>41450415
this picture is literally all the argument that will ever be necessary
I don’t think anyone who has ever posted hee has ever been uglier than Braith

>>41450436
rel

>>41450423
I think this may be true
>>41450431
nta but it is really fun to make out and talk and back and forth like that just enjoying each other

>enter the thread
>it's the same nightmarish trips as always
>and their simps
Serious question just in case any chasers are lurking, is there a space where men who date trans women can talk to other men who date trans women about it? Like a subreddit or something or a discord server?

>>41450444
right... i really want that i think it would heal me

>>41450436
Oh no, a loser on the internet called a pretransition photo of me ugly... oh nooo whatever shall I do

the stalwart, unwavering, and intelligent tranny has spoken

>>41450447
ok post "post transition" then lol

you guys can we please hang out on discord or reddit

>>41450431
>sticking your tongue down Bronya's throat for six hours just to get a reprieve from her yapping

>>41450453
what ur fav math function?

>>41450445
possibly faust's cg server but idk if it's good anymore

>>41450452
Don't really feel like it, you're an obsessed faggot that drools all over my cock every night. Thanks for tributing my pics tho

>>41450446
it is very healing you would benefit for sure

>>41450450
what did i say
>>41450455
(muffled diamanda galas lyrics)
>>41450457
i love the sign function is that weird. i feel like i should say something with a pretty graph. i like the applications of functions more than the shape it makes in desmos i dont really graph stuff often. thats not true i do it a lot when i get stuck but

>>41450460
the server sucks atp unfortunately it's very cliquey and everyone's always just shitting on each other. no one is dating
>>41450445
I wish I knew where to find guys

>>41450453
yeah come join me on r/atheism
>m'lady

>>41450474
but im not an atheist i believe in a single god-organism we're all organs of :c

>>41450447
>pretransition
so did it get any better or what

Goodnight everyone, I'm going to lay down and read yaoi.

>>41450477
when are we gonna get the full lore on the bronya religious belief system?

I have two big scary meetings today and instead of preparing in any way at all I am playing Cyberpunk. My plan for the first one is to disarm them by turning up to it in comfy loungey clothes with a blanket wrapped around me, that always wigs suits which I believe will give me the upper hand. The second I will get through with lots of coffee and a pre-meeting pep talk in my mirror.

>>41450486
ive gone through it a bunch of times! i can do the spiel if you'd like
>>41450487
i think ur powerful and correct. im with you

>>41450462
o..k?

>>41450473
what kind of guys do you like

>>41450470
>sign function

>>41450470
>sign function
nice choice, the sign function is used a lot in statistics and probably a lotta other areas too. I gotta go with the normal distribution for my fav function. e^{-x^2} to keep it simple

>>41450493
Like I can lean in and go all pant-suit-wearer energy but this is about winning hearts and minds. I think they perhaps think me a cruel evil corpo lady so I will instead bamboozle them with my softness.

>>41450487
but are you enjoying Cyberpunk tho

>>41450495
guys that live in germany to begin with (i can't do ldr) and idk any irl dating spaces

If you can't pass bald you don't pass as a woman btw.

tranners please do not shave your heads

>>41450445
firstly respecting the kiryu.
second, chaser here, but I barely ever follow this thread because it's very active and I'm not really clued in/interested in following the chatter.
tranner gf when

>>41450496
lick my pussy like you mean it faggot
>>41450498
I WAS TOTALLY THINKING OF THE NORMAL DISTRIBUTION i have a lot of love for it. we obviously use it everywhere in machine learning... its a good choice a real workhorse the kinda function you know you can come home to after a long day right
>>41450499
the power one can exude purely by containing multitudes is always breathtaking to me

if someone tried to shave my head I would decapitate them with my teeth I love my hair desu

>>41450500
It is excellent, possibly the most fun I've had with a video game in over a decade. These days it is rare for a game to suck me in entirely and Cyberpunk has managed it. It reminds me of how playing games like Mass Effect or Oblivion or Deus Ex used to feel, just entirely immersed.

It is not helping my productivity though!

>>41450509
you and braith both have this weird sexual rage. shows just how much of a man you are

i don't love you like i did yesterday

>>41450506
dont even just the mention makes me instantly consider where the trimmer is. i would be so cute bald
im also losing a bunchhhh of hair so i genuinely might b bald soon apparenylt its just part of the weight loss jabs >w< oopsies
but thats nbd ill just wear wigs i already have one

>>41450503
Muss wohl mein Glück sein, wollte mich schon wieder aus dem thread verpissen

>>41450506
I remember when you told me this specifically haha, I was perhaps hours away from doing so

>>41450504
Why don't you pass out on this dick

>>41450515
are you on ozempic. lol

>>41450511
have you been playing it this whole time since last we talked?

>>41450517
ich hab mein glück von dem Board jetzt schon mehrfach mit deutschen typen probiert und wurde jedes Mal geghostet nach ein paar Tagen >.>

>>41450506
i feel like I'm due for another identity change

>>41450520
im on mounjaro! the price here got tripled because of TRUMP i hate that dude so i might switch to wegovy. idk it works for me i eat less so i lose weight. i wish i didnt want to do that tho i like being fat. im complicated

>>41450519
Butterflies

>>41450514
can ppl stop vagueposting like this it freaks me out

BALD PICHU WHEN???

>>41450503
deutsche Mädel cool
>>41450518
it’d be like burning the Mona Lisa

>>41450533
NTA lmfao I think it's hilarious, they should keep it up

>>41450533
no, it might be about you

i hate hate hate pointing out ppl not speaking english bcs its so weird and othering but im so fucking happy i got to see "geghostet" before i died german is so fucking beautiful i need to lurk that german thread on >>>/int/ more

>>41450514
will you love me tomorrow?

>>41450527
just change your clothes please your hair is too precious

>>41450540
>>41450541
it’s not ok can u stop it

I wish I had a gymrepfag overly masculine as compensation femboysexual fag roommate to rape me. But alas

>>41450528
What's it like? It's dropping in price in a big way in Canada come January when the generic versions become viable. I would like to control hunger

>>41450528
how much is it there now? i checked the finnish prices and found it was like 500€ for a month so off label ozempic for 100€ a month it is

>>41450528
The only weight you should be losing is from all the sex we'd be having

Lmao so the holy time fatya was protecting his eating disorder into me

>>41450547
imagine showing someone from the victorian era this sentence

me personally im actually just slipping back into my eating disorder its way cheaper than weight loss drugs

>>41450522
I've spent the last few days binge playing or cooking or in my bath. Its been wonderful. I do need to lock back in to work stuff but its been nice to steal a few days to switch off.

It's become suddenly very cold here and so I'm feeling a bit hibernatey. Its nice to finally live somewhere where that is a possibility.
>>41450538
<3
>>41450509
Ty. Gotta keep em guessing!

>>41450548
whenever people ask me i don't know what to say other than "it's an eating disorder that you inject weekly". it will fuck up your relationship with food, the side effects are crazy, and it's expensive. but it works! so people will use it. me included. depressing
>>41450550
it's between £200-300 for a month depending on dosage. im a lot closer to the top end of that then the bottom. hurts. i want to be saving for chengdu baby gotta get to chengdu what are you doing if you're not in chengdu
>>41450557
what
>>41450556
ummm ackshually the weight loss potential of sex is much lower than you might imagine

>>41450525
ich suche entweder "German" und es erscheint nichts, oder kommentiere "german tranner gf when" und verlasse den Thread wieder lmao hab eine nette Person hier kennengelernt. nicht mal genug Leute die mich hätten ghosten können weil ich ein neuer chaser bin (das kannst du ja dann übernehmen weil Kreislauf des Leidens oder sowas)

>>41450550
>>41450565
generic versions in Canada are projected to cost $40 to $50 cad a month

that's about £25

>>41450565
NTA my cis ex was from chengdu, she used to say it's the gay capital of china. I'm glad you've come to terms with just being a gay man :)

>>41450575
god i hope that happens here too idk how all that works
>>41450577
i really do not know how many times i have to explain this. i love being a gay man that's a big part of my identity. i am moving to chengdu specifically for this reason

>>41450580
patent is expiring for semaglutide so any company can make it here now with the aim of cutting prices 60-70 percent

>>41450561
I have been watching people play VTM Bloodlines 2 and wondering if I should play it
VTM vampires are so bitchy however it puts me off
before anyone (You)s me, yes obviously Bloodlines 2 obviously does not deserve the name Bloodlines

Do any chasers dislike discordia. I feel like as long as you aren't a fag she'll be a desperate toy for you. I even got her to send a joi for me

>>41450584
oh thats so beautiful ill hang in there on the mounjaro then it'll be breezy

>>41450586
I like her but only as a friend

>>41450565
I'm not convinced, you should be regularly bouncing your fat ass on my dick for science, ill let you do all the work and we'll see how much of a workout it is

>>41450595
I'm not ur friend
>>41450586
Shut up I never did that

>>41450596
hmmm... ok if its for the purpose of health and fitness ill do my best

>>41450597
why not

>>41450586
I just kinda ignore the catty/drama/rage-y ones

>>41450568
diese seite ist tatsächlich ein kreislauf des Leidens aber irgendwie kann ich nicht aufhören sie zu benutzen

>>41450391
no i know
it's easy to look back now and think "maybe i shouldn't get unexpectedly punched in the back of the head when we're walking to the car"
but at the time that was somehow normal

>>41450602
Yeah the purpose of health and fitness dick in your mouth lol

>>41450634
wtf even scarier

>>41450630
>>41450568
willst du nen discord throwaway Posten oder irgendwas anderes und wir gucken mal wo wir weiterschreiben

>>41450636
LMAO

>>41450615
I just like seeing her go from feisty with other trans girls to docile and obedient with men

>>41450641
Kys I'm not any of the things you said

i went for a walk, whos proud of me?

>>41450650
im proud!!!

>>41450645
Be a good girl and shut your mouth. this was an A and B interaction and you were not part of it.

>>41450650
Me!

>>41450653
>>41450657
yayy :)
now i need to eat something bc i havent had breakfast yet. i usually eat a bowl of schoko müsli but its pretty low calorie bc its mostly oats and i feel like getting fat. i should switch to cinnamon toast crunch. do they have that here?

>>41450672
i think you can get it but its like a specialty item. trying to think of Fattening Breakfast Cereals but i think the ones there are all pretty healthy... not sure

>>41450638
>>41450630
bin mittlerweile irgendwie so privacy fokussiert, ich würd sogar am liebsten nen throwaway zum throwaway haben. aber hier, kannst mich unter anonforest adden

my neck hurts

>>41450682
What happened

>>41450676
ive definitely seen kit kat cereal in the store and idk what that is but surely its not healthy

>>41450697
oh my god that sounds so scary. get it

>>41450672
Idk where here is but I've heard cracklin oat bran is pretty calorie dense and real tasty

Twizzlers Cereal

>>41450680
wir haben schon gesprochen, ich bin die berlinerin >.> sorry

>>41450689
i don’t know :(

>>41450715
bitten?

>>41450585
I've heard that 2 is not great but I know nothing of VTM at all so this is very much second hand! Do you think I'd enjoy the first one?
>>41450705
Whats a twizzler?
Yesterday I had a lady in a bakery tell me she likes to eat Maltesers with milk like its cereal

>>41450700
ok i will buy it and eat a whole box at once o7
>>41450704
ive never heard of that
>>41450705
i dont even think they have twizzlers here but i would definitely eat twizzlers cereal. god i love twizzlers

>>41450723
excellent...

the milk is chunky im gonna kill myself
>>41450721
twizzlers are red licorice candy i love them :) also hi its you! :)
>>41450725
i will get fatter

>>41450723
230 calories 3/4 a cup and they're basically just like cookies in milk for breakfast

im a little sleepy but i want to stay and talk to chasers more...

>>41450737
Aww the feelings mutual

>>41450715
Schloppy toppy?

>>41450742
:D

>>41450709
do you like the techno scene there or not your thing?

>>41450721
I think you would enjoy both
the new one isn’t a horrible game; it’s just not a sequel in any sense to the first one
the first one is outstanding
Twizzlers are kind of like licorice without any licorice

>>41450709
haha. irgendwie wird man diesen dating pool doch über 4chan chasergen erweitern können ey... gibt's doch nicht

>>41450737
get some rest

>>41450568
can someone please vocaroo how you would pronounce "german tranner gf when" in the middle of a german sentence
I'm picturing "dschermann tränner geh eff wänn"

>>41450766
im the strongest npnp

>>41450734
oh what if i just ate cookies and milk for breakfast?
>>41450737
are you already on chengdu time or smth

>>41450774
yeah im adapting my sleep cycle pre-emptively

>>41450751
i don't go clubbing at all

cant wait for stu to post her new fat ass

>>41450778
we need to all work hard to fatten her up it takes a village

what even is chengdu

>>41450780
kind of like Chicago but in China

>>41450779
churning butter rn

>>41449857
Am I being a bad chaser if I said tranny voice makes my dick ache sometimes

>>41450780
it's heaven on earth. its paradise. and im going to make it there no matter what it takes

>>41450784
cottagecore af

>>41450780
chengdon't worry about it

>>41450277
>>41450301
>>41450307
Kino interaction here

>>41450774
Doing that with a whole package of chips ahoy or oreos goes so hard

>>41450785
the voca you are referring to is not tranny voice thats lifelong chainsmoker voice
>>41450784
oh thats what im talking about

>>41450778
last time i gained weight i was taking pio and my ass didnt get any bigger so dont get ur hopes up

>>41450785
i also dont know how long it will last so if you want me to say something in it this is your chance. don't waste it!!!

>>41450793
lmao

im gonna be ugly forever and i cant change anything

>>41450814
you’re not even ugly rn much less forever

>>41450814
ach would you not pack it in for one day

>>41450816
not true
>>41450820
what does this mean

>>41450820
"Babe im trying to jerk it would you please stop crying already"

>>41450755
Wait wdym without any licorice? Have you ever had licorice allsorts because I'm imagining its maybe like the pink and blue bobbly ones?
I will check VTMB out after I finish Cyberpunk! Though that may be a while
>>41450733
I think I would like twizzlers as licorice is one of my favourites. Also hiiiiii hello! Ty for reminding me that I have milk I need to use up. I will make a big hot chocolate.

>>41450797
When their voice sounds feminine but they still sound like a bit of a fruitcake like someone like weedletwineedle THROBBING

>>41450822
see >>41450823

>>41450827
my voice doesn't sound feminine </3 its over for me

>>41450802
Can you read like a mommy copy pasta lol

Behind all the manipulation, gaslighting and cheating im actually a really decent guy

>>41450833
a what

>>41450826
i want hot chocolate now can i have some
>>41450828
starte crying louder

>>41450840
punts u

>>41450822
it is very true
>>41450826
no nothing like allsorts Twizzlers are long red “vines” of tacky, kinda rubbery, sweet candy
I’m not sure whether there is a version over there

stu milk...

>>41450853
that is a terrible thing to say

>>41450859
im sorry but i want to drink it straight from the source

>>41450861
i dont make milk

Look babe it sucks that god made you a fag but do you really have to cry about this every night?

>>41450836
Like mommy asmr idk lol

>>41450878
i dont know how to do that...

>>41450869
yes i do :(

Do they ever get over the tranny thing or is this gonna be a constant thing that makes her sad

>>41450880
How bout something sultry

>>41450902
something sultry??? i don't know what to do....

hey bronya how much for a custom joi?
i can pay usdc

>>41450915
i only accept WePay

Coming home from a long shift at work to your tranny crying on the couch and having to accept that your shift isn't over yet.

>>41450914
Hornypost like you do but over voice

>>41450946
do i hornypost??

>>41450947
Yes
>>41449625

>>41450954
A mossad operative appears to have breached my fourchan account

>>41450928
It's always so tiring. I'd rather not have a tranny GF at all most times
-knower

im struggling like crazy in the genshin endgame content... but i cant complain about it or ill just get made fun of for playing genshin... the struggle is eternal...

>>41450959
>>41450737
Talk about how much you enjoy talking to chaser-kun on here or something, you're the yapper I know you could come up with something and I'd be happy with whatever it was

>>41450985
omg yeah even the new imaginarium was harder, and stygian? suffering and like soooo shilled they can't keep getting away with it T°T

i would like to hear some chaser on chaser fanfic in the form of a vocaroo

>>41450996
https://voca.ro/1koYqmq49nDM
i did my best but gave up... im sorry..

>>41451009
rightttt like the shilling is hi3 levels its sooooo not cute. its crazy how the lunar reactions are just gated behind gacha. i guess when we get the new traveller shit that'll fix that? idk

i should go to the store and buy cereal

>>41451023
can i come with u i want to look at the bread

>>41451026
ok :) itll be fun

>>41451027
yayyyy

just generally being very beautiful in my room for whatever reason

>>41451016
Daww bashful sleepy bronya is too sweet, she needs to be tucked into bed

>>41451044
im not sweet... im big and scary.... >:c

>>41450846
Hmmmm. That sound kind of like strawberry laces perhaps. not my thing i fear
Have you ever had dutch Liquorice?

>>41450840
Also yes you can have some but you would need to bring more milk. Fresh please, not the chunky stuff.

>>41451046
scary how precious she is and how big her ass is haha gnight

>>41451088
hehehe gngn. i have to take all this makeup off thank god for cleansing oil

if you like me also like to wear a comical amount of makeup but hate removing it when you crawl home at the end of the night i canNOT recommend the kose softymo speedy cleansing oil enough that shit will slough off a full beat in 30 seconds flat regardless of if you baked and set it with hairspray. i know that firsthand as a fact. its cheap and effective. but keep an eye on ur skin bcs its mostly mineral oil and some ppl dont handle that well. okay thats my advertising contract for the day fulfilled i can go sleep

now i've been left on read for 9 hours godDAMN dude this shit is annoying! ah! i'm just annoyed like if you didn't want me to come you can just say that?

>>41451086
i dont want to think about that milk anymore :( i couldnt eat breakfast because of it

i feel like probably the polar opposite of bronya but she seems pretty nice

>>41451115
Thats so sad. I hope you have something tasty later to make up for it.

>>41451123
i had a snickers ice cream

Feeling crummy and would like kisses.

>>41451143
if you're a man i'd love to give you kisses!

tranner gf that gives me kisses please

>>41451166
mwah!!!!

>>41451158
Sorry I am not a man.

Gmorny chat...

>>41451166
smooches incoming <3

Does the tranner I'm messaging secretly not like me or is she just too autistic to message me on her own?

>>41451191
That 100% means a girl doesn't actually like you and you should just leave her be and delete her to not bother her.
t. every guy interpreting that situation ever

I don't know if I'd consider myself a chaser. I like women and that includes trans women.

I feel like I pull femmes easily but I feel like they equate confidence with BDE when I'm average at best.

I just want a verse girly gurl who loves her stupid, fat cock as much as she loves me.

>>41451196
Yeah but she's like REALLY autistic

Probably gonna confront her about this today

>>41451174
>>41451180
<3

one day. i will have straight gaysex.

>>41451216
If this is me I am sorry and yeah it is tism.

>>41451235
its ok, I just wish you'd take more of an interest in me

I guess ultimately its on me as the man to take the lead tho

>>41451231
i want this so bad u don't get it. twinky boyfriend who tops me after we wrestle and we're both moaning and getting all sweaty and drooly and shit <3

one day my cute tranner gf will lay on me and use me as her pillow, while I'm filling her. we will remain in this position for an extended period and love each other. the end.

>>41451239
I mean I can't be sure that it is me you're thinking of. Did we have vague plans to meet up some point over winter, at a city half way between us?

Reading this, I'd assume you were the one with autism. If you're interested in someone, why would you wait? They might feel the same, interested but waiting to see how you feel/react.

Take a shot, but also don't blurt out some form of, "do you like me?". Put her in a good mood, flirt a bit and if she responds in kind, then tell her how you feel.

>>41451252
filling as in just ur dick is in me while we're just hanging out? sounds cute :3

>>41451252
how would this work i dont have a vgina i have a pnis how would your pnis reach my... area

Hello it's rape time. *hem hem* rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape. RAPE

um, yes dawgy was asking for me. I'm right here, snuffle muffin <3

>>41451264
You probably smells like dried cum. Would

>>41451206
more hairy and masculine than me, I'm sure you'll get a hot thin tranner, actually. guys like you usually get the hottest t-girls for some reason. I really dont get it but good on ya bro

why is he here again?

>>41451264
until one of us (probably me) gets too pent up and needs to do more about it
>>41451272
we'll figure something out... worst case you'd have to turn around, I can kiss your neck and keep my hands busy with something else.

>>41451309
I honestly don't fucking understand it. I've hated being hairy my entire life but it feels like (some) femmes are super into it. I mean, some are the complete opposite and don't even like beards.

I think it plays into a more traditional masc identity/Dadbod vibes and some femmes love (the idea of) getting pounded out by some jacked, hairy beast.

anyone else get older and want to marry a fictional character more and more? I wish rapunzel was a furry

>>41451256
could be but I feel like that's a lot of people who meet on this board

doubt its you though because I think she's sleeping right now though

>>41451327
maybe? I'm not super hairy and honestly the women that I've shown pictures too have been disappointed. I think mature women and HSTS, and fem gays LOVE hairy men. I've been trying to find ways to increase my hairyness and I dont see how to.
I think I may be low T, do you have a high sex drive, confident, high T perhaps?

>>41451327
>getting pounded out by some jacked, hairy beast.
My eyes rolled back reading this. NEED

>>41451342
super jealous, I wish I was a handome hairy beast stud but instead I'm a round-headed, low T beta buck

>>41451339
>HSTS
phew. finally pays off being a fucking ape

>>41451346
yeah, cis women love chest hair. They don't normally talk about it but I've heard countless of stories of women running their hands through chest hair on a guy. Women love a furry man like wolverine

>>41451353
running your fingers through a man's belly and chest hair while cuddling after he's finished inside you is fucking heavenly

>find ways to increase my hairy ness
Think I've had nightmare similar to this.
>High sex drive, confident
I have terrible self-image and esteem issues but I can fake being confident and sure of myself in most social situations.

Was briefly dating/hooking up with a femme in GR and my confidence was absolutely through the roof. Honestly, being able to focus on making someone else happy and putting them first, it was the happiest I'd been in a while.

so you can just enter anything as a name?

and then I take it the code is actually what verifies it's really you

>>41451376
I meant to say "hairiness". you sound like a good man. I've never actually had sex with anyone gay or trans before. only one older cis woman, other than that. I'm actually a permavirgin.
I mean, you look good. if I were a girl brimming with estrogen, I'd suck you off. no homo

>>41451378
how new are u?

im a dumb idiot baby

>>41451390
You should use that as your nick

two gay men talking about ”femmes” and sucking each other off

>>41451396
lol yeah, that'd be cute actually.
I always imagine stu as "dumb idiot baby"

>>41451327
personally i prefer a guy with very little hair. a little light stubble is ok and some mild body hair but i prefer a twinkier prettier look in a man

>>41451399
I'm not gay, just very sexually open since I'm essentially prison gay as an older uglier man with little to no options for human intimacy.
>>41451402
Im glad you mention twinkier, I want to go for the full bear masculine look
I would be absolutely depressed if I were a fem twink

>>41451402
me too. i don’t like twinky men, just not too much hair. but it doesn’t matter as long as his face is nice

>>41451402
so there's hope for us bodyharlets yet

I'm big and tall (not fat) but ive got no body hair genes

>>41451409
yeah yeah yeah, who cares. There is no god and morality is subjective. I don't care about people's religious and political dogma to control others

>>41451387
well I SHOULD fit the stereotype of someone who'd be very well versed with 4chan, but alas I'm not. when there are breaking news on certain topics, I'll pay a visit, or lately /fit/ has been funny to just observe the wars between different dieting ideologies.
now I'm just demanding my tranner gf gaddammit.
/soc/ seems like such a cancerous cesspool, I'd rather just avoid it for the most part

>>41451390
lmfao case in point

and for the code, you need to pay?

>>41451422
you might have luck finding someone here, I know 3 people in long term relationships from the people here. Prepare for mental illness though and "babysitting" your girls mental freakouts. I want to date a tranner but I'm afraid of de-escalating her emotional outbursts. oh and yeah, nobody here wants to date me either for being a lolcow, kek

q4c: are you repping being gay or repping being a tranny?
q4t: which of the above would you rather have?

>>41451434
I like you when you dont act weird rick. I think i could get along with u

>>41451467
q4t: probably gay repper honestly.

>>41450895
Watch out, sometimes they try to get over it by detransing

>>41451470
who are you?

is rick doing a bit?

I HATE MY JOB I HATE MY JOB I HATE MY FUCKING JOB I HATE IT

>>41451519
what's your job?

just talked to random pansexual and he told me i look really beautiful and that im a real showstopper and now i feel happy and validated

>>41451503
Just a nobody

>>41451503
I'm rey skywalker

>>41451413
yea, but idk. maybe it's bc i'm still in my early 20s but i just don't really love the super adult muscly hairy look. i've been with guys that look like that and it always scares me a little, they're just super big.
>>41451416
yeth

>>41451509
yeah because you know me, I'm an online comedian that makes tons of money for my popular online podcast, being a schizo
>>41451530
don't do that shit please, just tell me who you are.
>>41451535
pfft, if rey skywalker was trans every chaser and their brother would be up her snatch

>they're just super big
And I just wanna cuddle with something small and cute.

i hope he posts ass again

>>41451519
what is it? also yeah, work fucking sucks. Not because of the work but mostly dealing with normies asking about my weekend
"you really want to know how my weekend was? It was sad and depressing, I jacked off to trannys on shemaletube and ate a whole papa john's pizza by myself"

they say teddy chaser is kill????

Hubba bubba rickhole

>>41451569
who?

>>41451561
i'm not that small but i am cute, but i guess i'm small in my physique comparatively. but i'm not ready for that yet i think. i just feel really *young* and all those guys felt *old* like they had the weight of the world on their shoulders. i still feel like a girl in a lot of ways and i guess i still want a boy, not a man.

people here are such bad judges of character that i sometimes feel the need to warn new people about the worst schizos but then i remember that it probably doesn’t matter and they’ll find out on their own

rick doesn't make sense to me. sometimes hes a crazy schizo that's annoying. On other days he seems chill.

>>41451524
I don't wanna get boringly specific, but IT Support and Administration, but everything we use is some derelict, highly-specified piece of shit, and no one tells me fucking anything it drives me insane
>>41451570
It's a corporate nightmare, working for a huge business is basically like working for some hyperintelligent AI God that manipulates 1000's of people to mock and toy with them

>>41451559
We've never interacted off site. You wouldnt know who I am. Im just an anon

>>41451582
Warning people seems to often just have the opposite effect so it's not really worth it

>>41451589
I remember my first job out of college was for a large insurance company. They told us to live and breathe the company culture, they wore company culture like it was a badge of honor. They brainwashed their employees to be loyal and when layoffs happened, they didn't give a shit at all.
>>41451582
>>41451597
and what exactly would you be warning them about? Last I recall, I didn't do anything evil. I just lied about a few things and apologized for it. I didn't dox anyone, I didn't manipulate anyone, I didn't try to be anyone that I'm not.

if you call me a sexpest? well, I hate to break it to you, but a lot of chasers, here are sexpests. They just hide behind the anon tag while I it least am proud enough to hold a trip

>>41451572
I love you more than anything, time to rape you in front of Teddy

>>41451597
yeah ig but i hate seeing younger girls falling for the same tricks i used to. i unironically think autism + tranny naivety is such a recipe for disaster especially considering that so many of the men here are insane sex pests or some other kind of predators

>>41451593
okay, well, if you're going to be mysterious and paranoid, I'm getting a bit frustrated.
I've talked to countless people from this site on discord and NEVER once mentioned their names after talking to frisson, I learned my lesson.
I have a strong moral compass on privacy and would NEVER dox anyone I talk to and I know where they live and their names and such.

I know that sounds a bit weird and scary but I'm saying it to prove a point. I COULD do all these evil things and choose not to. I'd it least like to hope that means something to someone.

>>41451624
nta but i don't have autism and it still happened to me. i think being a young trans woman newly passing/pretty and getting attention you aren't used to but always wanted lets you get into some really shitty circumstances, esp because you haven't been taught by family how to see warning signs. i got groomed by a guy here and it fucked up my brain forever. i got raped multiple times because i didn't know how to stand up for myself. i wish i'd had someone who knew more to be with me there when i was younger to protect me from all the bullshit that saddles me now

>>41451624
sorry you got burned by evil chasers, we're not all bad

he's a ticking time bomb

>>41451572
RIP to a real one

>>41451639
I mean, you guys are clearly baiting me but it's a bit obvious with the baseless declarative statements.
I know deep down I'm a good person and I'm starting to not give a fuck what haters like you think anymore

>>41451624
Here we say "who doesn't want to hear it, must feel it"
You can't really help anons

>>41451617
It's amazing how much pride people feel over working for a big company, idgaf how I got here you know what I mean? Like these people work extra hours for free just to impress their bosses.
I feel more pride when someone here (You)'s my post, I really couldn't give a shit about the company

>>41451636
you’re exactly the type i’m talking about

>>41451634
i’m rly sorry that happened to you :(

>>41451654
where would that be? that’s a good saying lol

please dont get him angry

>>41451655
that's why I wish we operated more from the standpoint of "mini businesses" as individuals. Being an employee really is just being a slave with extra steps. You HAVE to show up at a certain time, you HAVE to submit to your boss and everyone. You have very little negotiating power as an employee if you're broke because they know you need a paycheck.
I wish socialism would work but it won't, people in control of it will always corrupt and steal. Also, those drawn to power are more psychopathic in nature and will harm the public for their own selfish gain.
The only true form a perfect economy is when AGI reaches full potential and it dictates what resources go where and not LLM's ai, I'm talking TRUE AGI

>>41451667
I fail to see how I'm bad or evil. I'm a loving person who has a lot to offer
>>41451675
who?

>>41451667
>i’m rly sorry that happened to you :(
i mean, it's not okay, but it is what it is. now i just hope that i can be that person for others. help keep them safe

>>41451629
Ive literally only interacted with you on here and I dont trip, so any name i say is gonna mean nothing to you. Idk what you want me to say lol.

people talking about bad chasers when i'd fall in love over a stray compliment bro i am the bad chaser, like i am bad at chasing im unfucked unloved

>>41451667
The Netherlands; "Wie niet horen wil moet voelen"
It would help if people just ignored him instead of letting him revel in this drama and becoming a character, which in turn makes people more interested. Seen it happen so many times on this board

>>41451687
>>41451687
how old are you? are you around my age? you've never posted pictures?

>>41451704
Mid 20s. No ive never posted pictures (and never will)

>>41451698
lol cute language :) n yea i agree

will he melt down again today?

i'm having yogurt and apple flavored granola for breakfast :D just watered my plants, sitting down to do my remote work for the day

>>41451718
with other trips or just me?
it's fun to interact with people anyways
>>41451731
no, I got stuff to do today

>>41451723
Dutch can be cute until you try talking dirty. Dutch swearing is the best though
>>41451741
Is this the tall husky voiced lady from yesterday?

>>41451690
Real. I posted nudes here once and I got like 3 compliments and I genuinely got a mental health boost from it shit's fucked.

>>41451764
yeah

what's crazy is I genuinely fail to see why people hate me so much here. I actually think it's people gaslighting me or it's fellow chasers trying to cut out competition and make themselves look better or elevated.

here he goes making everything about himself again

>>41451805
is that one of the reasons?

>>41451814
nah i just find it funny

>>41451821
okay, so I have it noted
people claim I'm schizo
people claim I lie
people claim I'm a sexpest

those are most of the reasons I'm not regarded well here?
I just want to be clear or if this is just pure gaslighting and trolls fucking with me

>>41451783
I had to bail yesterday but I still read your post
I hope the move went okay for you, I still have to unpack a few boxes after like 2 months
And I wanted to ask if you had any recommendations for easy to take care of plants. I would love more green in the house but I am terrible at remembering to water and finding good sunny spots. I just have a pancake plant atm as a housewarming gift

>>41451830
those things r all true

>>41451830
Keep your word dude stay gone

>>41451837
have you see my official medical records? If you have, you can see I was never diagnosed with schizophrenia.

you're claiming stuff that just isn't true and that's why it's so confusing.
>sexpest
I guess, there's a lot of hot girls here and they make me horny. I need a relationship bad because of this among other things

>>41451841
if you're a chaser, you have an incentive for more chasers to leave.

Brb going to home depot for some new lifting gloves

>>41451836
bamboo is a good starter if you want something that isn't a succulent. i have a couple of lilies which i got as new housewarming gifts that are good, i water them once a week and that's it. luckily i have a TON of light in my apartment so lighting isn't really an issue for me but it all depends on your plant. if it's one that needs a lot of light, just try to put it near a south facing window if you can. all my windows in my room are south facing so i'm very lucky that way.

on my end i'm fully unpacked, my main problem atm is i just don't have enough wall decor and i'm still making new friends. just reconnected with a girl i knew in college which is really great, she's just as funny as i remember her being and her job is really interesting. i used to go to a lot of estate sales to find paintings for cheap but i don't know where to find ones in my current city, which sucks. what do you still have to unbox?

dont listen to the haters rick

>>41451893
thanks mommy

>>41451899
dont let anyone hold you back
keep abducting those trannies

>>41451908
... and you ruined it

Hi

>>41451921
>>41451912
Kys roach

i have never been on /b/ but knowing that rick and rach both came from there makes me never want to visit that board

There's tranny voice (screechy, grating, hurts to listen to), and then there's tranny voice (calming, soothing, hottest thing I've ever heard)

>>41451937
>uses 4chan
>claims to have never visited /b/
and they call me a liar

>>41451921
so what's the deal with the person on the left? I see their face posted sometimes. what's the lore?

>>41451944
any examples of the right? i feel like all the trannies on this board are the left

he really did come from /b/ didnt he
thats so fucking funny

>>41451928
https://voca.ro/16vhQhpmRDMy

>>41451893
>>41451899
>>41451908
lol

>>41451947
Its a trip. Roach makes weird ai videos of her

>>41451947
That's Braith, the faggot that fights with everyone in CG and tells people to kill themselves daily

>>41451937
yeah but there are some absolute snacks in those threads plus fishboy and his bf are cool

what do you think is in rick's freezer?

>>41451960
It's Braith and his mommy

>>41451973
severed twink and tranny heads and body parts
frozen gocks?

>>41451921
>>41451965
>>41451976
Bro you're almost 30

>>41451985
i’m pretty sure the btards are all older than they actually claim

>>41451996
How old do you think I am lol? You've seen my body, does it look old lol?

>>41452006
It looks like you could be in your early to mid 30s, yeah

>>41452006
nah babe you look like a bubble butt 22 year old. im collecting your butt pics again

>>41452006
Get on hrt

this dude is never gonna respond to my plant recs with all the weird drama happening now :[

>>41452006
yea

>>41451945
do you post in the cock rate threads?

>>41451866
Thank you for the tips. I've been avoiding going to the shops for now because the christmas setups already started. My main window faces mostly south so that won't be a problem then

Nice that you were able to reconnect with your friend. I always wonder what my old friends are up to now

I'm trying to go to thrift shops to find more decorative stuff as well yeah, I'm used to the house being full so it doesn't quite feel like home yet
I just need to unpack some things that I barely use. I have to find a good place for them but I think I need to buy more cupboards first

>>41452023
yeah sometimes, people say it's really fat but short. I mostly get 7/10's 8/10's

>>41451973
a 24 pack of natty ice and this>>41451982

it's going to be a cold and lonesome winter without a gf to cuddle with

>>41452046
this is my reality everyday. I've never had a long-term gf. the last time I even hugged a woman was 4 years ago

I went into the quote retweets of this to fantasize about doing this with one of the tranners that expressed a need for this to be done to them.

>>41451522
Rosewood is so cute

I feel like I'd be much tolerant if the trip was a cute, black buck to hold and make mine. Instead, it belongs to some gay guy. Unfortunate.

do I have a chance with big soph?

>>41452031
thrifting just isn't fun when you go alone. i always loved going with a friend/bf, it was just my absolute favorite. i felt so close to the other person in that time. why not reconnect with your friends! just shoot them a text or ask to hang out or something, if they live in your city. why not go to shops bc of christmas setups?

>>41452034
do you rate the other cocks before posting yours?

>>41452073
no, i only like small cocks anyways that are hairless

The most common form of grooming that happens on /cg/ isn't done by older chasers but by all of these tripfags and namefags who are in their late twenties or older. All of these people, rach, Sarah, pichu, twinkchan, are living lives that you should avoid at all costs. If you're their age and getting upset at drama involving young people online, sometimes on a near daily basis, your social development is fucked. And it's fucked in a way that might not make sense to someone who's only like 19 or 22 years old. They're all very immature. It's easy to contrast someone like rach with someone like Sarah and say Sarah's the good one, but no one in Sarah's age cohort would think she's normal if you explained her online behavior to them. Same with twinkchan, same with pichu. The worst part is all of these older tripfags try to give advice to younger people like they're living lives anyone should want to emulate and not lives you should try to avoid at all costs.

>>41451970
>fishboy
Actual angel tier to me next to maybe Tris, or Lexi

lol rick's cock got posted in the /b/ thread

>>41452090
I miss when I used to cut myself and cover my face in the blood like this before punching my eyes black

>>41452090
What's wrong with sarah

>>41452097
You good nigga?

>>41452090
Hang on does this mean Pichus back?

>>41452090
Yeah that's most people here in general
Trauma and autism socially stunts

>>41452089
its quite rude to post your cock in a cock rate thread without rating at least 3 other cocks

ricks currently messaging fat dude-like bnwo sissies on /b/ and getting his cock pics posted as humilation or something

i do not give a fuck about tripfag drama omgggggggggggg i just want a place to chat with guys and have fun :/ i have a fully formed life it's all good i just want to hang out and chat while i wfh

>>41452112
he's got the flat cage and black dildo too

>>41452090
actually a very based take. I would never take advice from myself.
anyone 30+ posting here is truly just a failed human

Another thread ruined by Pichu
we are so tired of you

>>41452112
lmao, I got totally owned. Im glad I blacked out my face before I sent that.

I hate webp's man

pichu did nothing wrong

>>41452138
Were you messaging blacked sissies again rick?

>>41452139
YES, why does everything on google save as a webp?!?!?! I want to save as a JPG and PNG
FUCK FUCK FUCK
worst fucking invention in computing ever

any cool romhacks recently pichu?

>>41452140
She started drama in this thread over nothing
She starts drama every day and hates straight trannies

>>41452118
i want to make my own version of cg where you have to submit proof of employment and verify that you don't live with your parents

>>41452149
yeah, I dont give a fuck, if she a thick baddie, im gonna rail that twink ass.
she said she doesn't do meetups though so Im bailing
>>41452152
im playing kirby air ride in anticpiaton for the new kirby airriders, I want PICHU to play wit me

>>41452071
I usually just go thrifting with my parents but it does seem like a fun date idea
I don't think I have any contact info from my old friends. This was all back either in the msn days or on my deleted facebook
I'm not a fan of the early holidays. The leaves sea still green here so it's not christmas season in my mind

>>41452118
You came to the wrong place lmfao

why wont pichu slob on my thick knob? I want to see her velvety full pink lips over my shaft, sloppy with her spit running down my balls. I want to grab her cute smart head containing that HIGH IQ brain and just slam her head down on my cock so release my genetic material into her warm cute pichu throat
oh wait, why am i saying this lol

i think it might be time to finally filter him

https://youtu.be/kvtl05sF7dk?si=Plfk7I6aFyg_mAgz&t=40

>>41452177
noooo don't do it, I wont horny post again

>>41452163
oh wow, you can't look them up on FB? you guys never had each others' phone numbers? i feel like it's worth the effort to try.

thrifting is by far one of my favorite activities to do with a new friend or as a date. you get to do an activity, learn more about each other, you meet someone weird, it's a hoot. definitely a personal favorite

I'm a born again man, I will never horny post again

>>41452090
none of you upset me, the extent of my advice amounts to “clean your room and get a job bucko”
the advice I’ll give you is to choke on my fat hog

tying to balance water and caffeine with this slightly achy stomach before the gym is challenging

should have drank cocktails without caffeine last night

>>41452158
You seriously got your shit leaked by a blacked sissy?

>>41452064
i dont want that bc all the things i say are true so it wouldnt make sense for that to happen to me

>>41452188
I'll see if I can come across them anywhere
I hope the rest of your day will be great, it was nice chatting with you for a bit

>>41452172
This is what you cause by being here Pichu. This is why we're tired of you enabling the worst posters.

probably going to the bank and going out tonight
so i can enjoy the last couple weekends before it gets really freezing out here

like this weekend and halloween, then its basicaly holiday season and winter

>>41452233
thanks! i'm gonna take it chill today i think. just focus on life and then go home and see my folks this weekend. i hope the rest of your day is good also

has anybody seen rick?

>>41452206
No one who has the kind of meltdown you had at trayn rand knows how to live the life people want to live. You are not capable of regulating yourself the way someone your age should be. You can only pretend to be normal in an environment where other people your age are scared to go outside or look under their bed for bnwo porn every night. You're probably dangerous to younger posters that someone like rick because it's not immediately clear how unstable you are.

>>41452280
my meltdown over trayn rand just involved me posting food at her cuz she kept bringing me up after posting her broken ass white girl spaghetti
I didn’t really take her all that serious, she was just an annoying chronic liar
anyways, have you seen my glasses?

man if that really was my tranner in the thread earlier im gonna be kind of embarrassed

Trayn Rand was big into bnwo

>>41452312
Which one?

thinking about how sea levels were lower int he past. and humans like settling near water. a lot of human history is probably under water that we don't know about it. people have found some underwater ruins off coasts already.

please I can't see you without my glasses

>>41452336
and seashells in the mountains

>>41452306
all this over a plate of spaghetti. damn

>>41452319
Don't wanna out myself jic, gonna wait and see what she says today

>>41452354
makes sense, good luck anon

>>41452342
grandma, what big teeth you have

Push day at the gym. Hope I'll finally be strong enough one day to push the gay thoughts away. Na'mean?

>>41452066
i thought this was ai edited at firt lmao

>>41452350
I honestly just ignored her until she kept saying my name and kept saying her broken ass spaghetti mogged mine o algo asi. I wasn't startin' nothin', just minding my own business, but she was obsessed with me and kept constantly begging for my attention
reminds me of discordia, both seem like lesbos
>>41452360
all the better to eat you with, my dear :3

>>41452343
whats the cause of that? places that were once under the sea rising up as mountains form?
my state was under the ocean one million years ago but were flat and in the middle of America far from oceans now. got a lot of fossilized ocean life in the limestone below us

>>41452066
God she is so cute. When she posted that it surprised me and made the night awesome.

>>41452373
idk.
polar shifts or tilts or giant glaciers, earthquakes, giant asteroids or wherever we are.
maybe there is bigger seasonal cycles than we know, and probably wont see.

cause to me its strange that civilization only seems to be less than 15,000 years old.
thats not a long time. thats like if you lived 150 times. its a short time.

>>41452246
she’s not the only one who enables them tho
basically all those old weirdo tripfags are completely unhinged and don’t add any value to this place but actively make it worse

I think the weirdest posters are those younger than 30 who pretend like this is a website for them
it ain't, go the fuck away lil zoomie

grandma, what a big gock you have

>>41452446
It's sad how zoomers don't know what a subculture is anymore

goodmorning

>>41452446
reminds me when discordia or whoever it was saying all the 30+ people should leave. those are the people who made this general! people like 25-35 ish

i would prefer if this place was 20-30
no people younger or older than that
or maybe just get rid of some of the worst trips

i;m good at posting here cause i'm spiritually a millennial

zoomshits saw on their shit-tok shitstragrams shitreddits how this is a cool and edgy place to post and decided to shit it up, zoomshit fucking shits

>>41452446
Bronya the enlightened 24 year old anarchist nepo baby, this is her site, take it or leave it chvddy

>>41452588
she's studying to get her organs harvested in china, it's ok

>>41452569
hi, sobe
how are you?

>>41452066
does she still post here?

>>41452650
If I had to peg the average age of a 4chan user it would be around 30-35

hi guys, waiting to start work today yay

i'm a zoomer and i've been posting here since 2020. i never tripped but i was a faceposter at one point and then aged out of it. it's crazy how much this gen and the board at large has changed in the short time i've been here, it's a husk of what it was

>>41452676
Yeah this board is just uniquely zoomy. Catalog is insane. Still not gonna be displaced by zoomers who >>41452521 (ty anon)

>>41452634
i'm sleepy. leaving for wisconsin in a few hours. need to just pack my toiletries & stuff. how are you?

>>41452676
the actual average is around 23 i believe

It is time to walk
I will go to the park and buy a Monster and blast energetic music instead of depressing music
Today I am not mentally ill, just unemployed

basedteens > /tttt/zoomshits

>>41452725
Thats the spirit! Ive been sipping on white gummy bear reign recently. Its super tasty. What music are you blasting?

>>41452650
Me at 28
>>>41449311
Yes. It can be annoying at times, but I've come to embrace it over the last few years. Plus I get to intimidate the phobes.
>>41452725
>Am I retarded or an I just unemployed?
Hell yeah, monsters are based. What kind do you like? I usually go for the zero-sugar orange ones in the morning or the lo-carb.

>>41452725
Live your best life

>>41452738
https://youtu.be/m8pWAnhlocU
>>41452740
>What kind do you like?
Went through all the ultra flavors, some good ones but zero sugar original is what I go back to now
For like a month I was buying one on a walk every day, bad habit to pick up unless you want kidney stones
>>41452761
Inshallah

dubs and i put on my cage and sodomize myself today

>>41452783
Yeah, I started drinking them more since the semester started up again. Never had kidney stones but I'm already noticing some zits that show up now, so I definitely need to cut back a bit and drink more water. I just love caffeine.
>>41452791
Singles and you do it anyway.

>>41452791
Good idea I'll roll for that too
Chaser btw

rolling

>>41452791
rolling

limp biscuit

you guys are crap at rolling

>>41452812
their bass player died a few days ago

>>41452793
it doesnt work like that

>>41452824
If does if I fucking say it does.

>>41452791
Rolling

>>41452820
That explains why they were on the radio again

trips and I send her an autistic "i miss you" dm

dubs and i dont jerk off for 3 days

singles and I ghost him

Dubs and stu has to jerk off immediately

>>41452851
Are you so desperate to be dommed you're letting 4chan do it?

trips and I finally respond back to him

marie is dressed ok

>>41452876
Jeffrey Dahmer moding today

>>41452710
a lot of things changed
i visit this board very rarely

rolling

>>41452871
i might be but its definitely not pathetic at all

>>41451563
Meef spotted

satanic trips and I finally take over the world today

>>41452892
Pathetic in a cute way at least

>>41452906
thank god that didnt work

>>41452843
Rip bro let's all move on

>>41452913
you should be thanking science and mathematics instead..........

>>41452908
thats good then :)
dubs and i wear a plug for the rest of the day

>>41452922
thank fauci that didnt work

Dubs and stu never posts anything horny ever again

Making babies with trannies <3

>>41452883
i don't think jeffrey dahmer dressed like that...

singles and obama has to post his kenyan birth certificate

>>41452944
I wonder who could he responsible for these digits........

i fucking hate u obummer

>>41452936
lmao fuk u
>>41452944
obummer escapes justice again...

my sotmach really hurts :(

>>41452959
raw garlic ASAP

>>41452971
i'm just gonna have pepto bismol and make rice

>>41452974
pepto bismol is evil

I'm Amos Burton (in my head)
And Twinkchan is Naomi Nagata (in my head)
She's my moral compass, she's like a sister to me, but don't get me wrong I'd do her if she'd let me.

>>41452959
Females love to have upset tummies. Headaches, too.

Blog post incoming:
I go to the gym. Not exactly out but use grindr. Faceless pic but kinda obviously me in person. Someone at my gym has tried to message me. Twice. I didn't even notice until today. No pic, no idea who it is but it looks like we both frequent at the same time.

So, do I bail and just never go back?

>>41452983
would you be cool with me having a son and a psychotic terrorist ex boyfriend???

>>41452996
Fucking zoomer coded post. Just keep going. Worst thing that happens, someone approaches you and you reject them.

>>41452979
why?
>>41452995
i genuinely have stomach problems tho, i'm gonna have to get an endoscopy done next month

>>41452904
She looks like if Data from star trek was a hot tranner

>>41453012
Lmao right? What is he even scared of

>>41453024
No I believe it's real. Women be having real but hard to diagnose medical problems fr

>>41453051
:< i need someone to make me soup and give me hugs when my stomach hurts

>>41453007
I am the father who stepped up
Also that's not canon btw Marco Inaros isn't real, there was some protomolecule on the ship it was a dream

>>41452959
Too bad they kinda fucked up on Marcos. Just made him too over the top imo

>>41452650
lol

>>41452725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-p0dy95T0Q

I am such a worthless autistic piece of shit man

Good afternoon everybody, what goes on?

>tranny is attracted to tall men
>"yaaaaaaasssssss beeeeetttch get ur tall zaddyyyy! Everyone has a preference!"
>I'm attracted to tall trannies
>"Kill yourself fag. Stop fetishizing us!"
What did they mean by this?

SHE SAID YE CAN WE GET MARRIED AT THE MAAAALLLLLLLL

>>41453110
Cute autism or unfunny autism?

>>41453161
Kinda too far Rach

>>41453142
what

>>41453142
Nobody has ever said this. The tall trannies love me

>>41453176
real life and here are much different

>>41453142
i like being wanted for my height desu

>>41453188
I'm talking about real life, bozo. Who takes what people say here seriously?

>>41453171
But mef was the one that said it was fascinating when the girl was stabbed.

>>41453201
Mef is a freak, it's not supposed to be a competition to be as rancid as possible. A woman died, it's not a conversational dunk

>>41453194
I'm not them, I was saying the same thing agreeing. hard to get tone across on text

>>41453217
I told her to imagine if that was her, how scared she would be in that situation. I was trying to see if there was any empathy in there. This video can help her imagine

>>41453240
u are 29 years old what are u doing with ur life

Why so many trannies are bpd?

>>41453234
My b, homie. Turn in your bozo badge and gun.

>>41453247
Because they're women

>>41453201
The fact you're making ai videos of it means you're fascinated too

>>41453246
Working from home today, browsing 4chan a little. Maybe go out to eat or get drinks later we'll see.

>>41453247
i think bpd is thrown around too lightly in this community and used by some ppl to justify shitty behavior and some babytrans gals think it's a fembrained disorder

>>41453164
probably cute to some but I feel horrible if I bother people because I didn't read something right

>>41453240
is he gonna show her a cool bottle opening trick??

rach looking weird makes u forget that hes literally just some guy who hates women and minorities

>>41453247
Idk about bpd but a lot of them are basically just communal abuse survivors. I think that'd make anybody go a bit batty

>>41453273
No I just get amusement from riling up trannies lol

>>41453279
That's cute. You have awwwwtism

>>41453291
This is exactly what people mean. A woman died and you pretend to care about racial violence but it's just fodder for you to be an internet freak some more. You're messed up bro

>>41453247
go through puberty twice, hormonal shifts, trauma, + more

>>41453289
and he believes that mtfs are male fetishists but nobody seems to care about that

>>41453282
Make pretend it's not a bottle opener lol

>>41453276
>"working"
If I would be your employer, I would fire you.

>>41453289
>>41453302
When trannies call out chuds, it upsets the chasers here. Women often avoid doing the right thing if it means losing access to mates.

>>41453300
That event truly upset me, and I was horrified by some people's reaction to it, Mef in particular. I'm using the event as a learning tool for Mef to have more empathy for innocent people.

>>41453300
guys like him love that video bc it lets them get angry at black people but they also just like to see her die bc they hate women. thats why a bunch of rws were talking about her having a blm flag or smth, because they like that a woman they hate died
>>41453302
yeah hes kinda just the average sissy actually lol
>>41453319
im not a woman so i can say it lol

>>41453315
You ain't even an employee let alone an employer lol

>>41453327
>guys like him love that video bc it lets them get angry at black people but they also just like to see her die bc they hate women.
Maybe the biggest trvthnvke of all time