Thread 41508322

hatsune miku edition

Previous thread: >>41502198

QoTT: What's your fav miku song?

i spent a lot of time listening to human, english covers of miku songs instead of the originals, so probably just world is mine. i do want to give a shoutout to the american rock song that uses her and an experienced vocaloid producer for a banger https://youtu.be/HMFNXgu7L3Q?si=BqFH0fE7qTqgQwlO

I like many, but if I had to pick I guess Tengoku e ikou
Now
>coworker asks me if I am gay
>ask him why he is asking that
>says he could hear my music coming out of my earbuds while on the van, calls it "gay pop"
>get nervous, say I'm ace and start lore dumping
>today he doesn't even talk to me
I think he's repping. Also I think chad heard him and he was kinda avoiding me too.

once you worked in retail you’ll never stop wanting to beat managers to death with your bare hands

ok the magic wand is great desu it feels better and less dysphoric

>>41508467
i need to get a new one

>>41508322 (OP)
dont listen much to vocaliid music desu
rn i have been getting more into placebo i dont get how people are offended when you call them an emo band but they are pretty good

>>41508386
NEVER talk about your gender or sexuality in explicit liberal ways

>>41508500
"Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as My Chemical Romance (plus the pretentiousness). Real emo sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake emo is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL EMO are Pg 99, Rites of Spring, Cap n Jazz (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta. Some examples of FAKE EMO are American Football, My Chemical Romance and Mineral EMO BELONGS TO HARDCORE NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE

>>41508535
my favorite emo band is the all american rejects

>>41508535
the hardcore variant is called screamo and post 2000s screamo is basically post hardcore like thursday or saosin

I fucjed up my doses and skipped this weeks agsin help
My transition is a medical failure
My levels are utterly wack I can feel it

>>41508596
mocking me but my levels are really good lately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIApVV8soQ0
best screamo ep of all time btw

>>41508625
I’m serious l fucked up for months now
I prolly masculinised a lot

>>41508567
man, emo purists would hate this take lol. i think they don’t even say screamo, they say skramz now for some reason

>>41508704
youre probably fine desu just be more careful from now on

>>41508716
ik but i think there are great bands and songs in all of the variants so i dont get the elitism

abysmal dogshit

>>41508510
Well yeah but I kinda prefer that than being clocked as an hrt repper, and in a little while I'll never see them again so I don't really mind.

>>41508322 (OP)
>What's your fav miku song?
https://youtu.be/GCrs2K5ZEUs?si=HH8X9T3ga5PjxNDb

everyone hates my beloved emo songs :(

visible bra is all the rage nowadays. you should wear torn tshirts

>>41508680
>>41509090
>>41509117
>>41509184
there is no miku, nor even vocaloids

i don't feel pretty today :(

my heart hurts

i dont feel anything today

if i had started just a little bit younger i would pass but im a retard

>>41509281
I am retarded and pasted the wrong link
Sorry
https://youtu.be/sV2H712ldOI?si=aO4O0oq6zFHWbEl8
This is what I meant to paste

>>41509438
this sucks

>>41509463
:(

i cant believe trying to hang myself had permanent effects on my face

>>41509438
dont listen to >>41509463, its actually fire

>>41509281
well i already have my answer in my first reply, that link was in response to someone else posting a different type of song. here, have my actual answers
https://youtu.be/EuJ6UR_pD5s?si=cmRkmgZpPevaQxPK
https://youtu.be/10u0VZHDiq0?si=DcGzeI-IC1Vno6uq
https://youtu.be/HMFNXgu7L3Q?si=XX4tjgWFVtHkyHjc

two paths lie before you

hrt masc twink
hrt post ffs manmoder bogged twink

>>41508738
I’m incredibly anxious
I don’t care about troon shit other than further masculinization being verboten
That’s my number one fear and reason to even do this hrt shit
Literally don’t care about anything else
So I feel incredibly bad overall

>>41509525
first two are the same (mid choice)
the last link is great tho

I wish I had gd and was a female tranny even if my body was at first masculine
I wish I realised my wishes younger
But that’s a cope
I’m literally fake because I did t have gd as a kid or adolescent or young adult
It’s hon shit or worse sissy mef shit
I’m a man on hrt for porn or no reason or something worse.
At least msybe my body won’t look worse now

im so ugly

>>41508322 (OP)
https://youtu.be/Ljr2wMSBHqU?si=gM00U_rNNNAyG5Rr

everything hurts
everything is fall apart
lol

getting ffs will be a huge mistake becade my masculine body already overpowers my face

>>41509532
what if I don't like to be masculine BUT I don't look feminine at all?

>>41509574
well they’re the real miku song and the english human cover that i listened to more in middle school (and still have a soft spot for)
definitely a basic choice, but i honestly never delved too deep into vocaloid itself. but i actually just realized a vocaloid song i listened to even more actually is miku, i swore it was one of the others
https://youtu.be/p2Irc9NPCtk?si=X7ImnPDZbBPFEp_W

>>41509702
nevermind, i definitely need ffs but at the same time maybe i should embrace my natural face

im going to ffs manmode it’s the only way

ffs honmode instead

the only issue is that my body is horrifically masculine so i might look really really awful

anyone wanna fall asleep on call with me?

>>41509748
honk shoo

i wonder if i should get ffs with a masc body

aron & dragonite :3

E-DATING PRICES:

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10m= FREE
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2h = FREE
5h = FREE
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DMs
gm/gn text= FREE
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regular texting w/ pet names = FREE

STATUSES
24h = FREE
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MATCHING PFPs
30m= FREE
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i should have stayed a normal gay man

how much will you pay me for matching. pfp for a full day?

>>41509845
bit expensive

>>41509855
with love
>>41509883
:(

>>41509813
that's cute but you're a boymoder

>>41509919
at least arguable now that i’ve malefailed once, but no matter how much i bump bmg it is so inactive

>roll out of bed after 3 hours of broken sleep
>rush to get important work stuff done
>the internet is on fire again

>>41508322 (OP)
I'm a fake weeb I don't listen to miku or any other vocaloids so have this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAIDqt2aUek

>>41509930
just checked, on top of being the OP, 20/58 replies on bmg are me :/

>>41509989
this is bmg

after telling boymoders to go back to bmg, it’d be hypocritical of me to stay here instead of going there myself if i’m a boymoder

counterpoint who gaf

>get ffs
>still live as a man
>get weird looking frumpy boyfriend
>???
>die

OR

>detransition/mastectomy
>still live as a man
>get a hot gay boyfriend who likes my masculinity and makes me feel pretty
>???
die

which way

>>41510108
stop repping

>>41510115
3 years hrt though

>>41510108
an old fashioned frumpy boyfriend sounds really nice

>>41510079
stfu and go to >>41488204

>>41510146
mm that’s great, but can you please tell me how to live my life

>>41510154
nah

>be visibly trans
>no ba or vfs or voice training
>can't decide which genitals I want
>get nb srs
>still live as a man
>can't decide if I want boys or girls
>get a bf and a gf at the same time
>live happily ever after
chat is this realistic

>>41510181
stop repping

if only i could have a reasonable discussion about ffs manmoding vs man face manmoding with my peers but social media has ruined their capacity for attention. im so pissed

>>41510108
never detran

>>41510181
no ffs too

>>41510188
I'm not repping I have boobs and a body that is clearly estrogenized and feels better than before

"manmoding" is just wet repping

>>41510192
are you really so sure you won’t be able to girlmode after ffs? do you think you’d “make it” with another surgery or two (say a ba)?

>>41510154
wahhh wahhh

>>41510229
so creepy repping is not getting on hrt?

ba is such a psyop, 999 times out of a thousand it's not the most important surgery you could be getting for passing, unless you have the time and money for multiple surgeries anyway you should plan your priorities better

>>41510229
"manmoding" is just boymoding for people that think they are old and ugly

>>41510282
>think

>>41508500
>placebo is emo
wtf are we doing

>>41510282
I am old and ugly and I started HRT at 30

>>41510273
how many help passing better and aren’t experimental with massive downsides (e.g. clavicle reduction)? obviously ffs is more helpful, but something like srs doesn’t do much to help passing outside of sex unless you have a massive, untuckable hog that doesn’t atrophy

>>41510282
manmoders arent real and if you dont pass its a moral failure on your part

>>41510349
did someone hurt you?

>>41510233
i don’t know if i’ll start malefailing and whatnot but im definitely never going to be stealth so i’ll manmode in my day to day life either way

>>41510365
no

>>41510340
you gotta take the risk of the experimental/unconventional ones like bfs, clavicle shortening, rib sculpting, or never pass. that's how I feel anyway :(

im going to get the ffs

alright which one of you is this

>>41510457
mogs me

if you have the means i definitely recommend it, i feel like being comfortable with yourself is more important than “fitting in with society” as a traditionally masculine man. you’re on hrt for that reason, aren’t you?

>>41510457
Looks awfully like Charlie Kirk with long hair

>>41510457
i need him

>>41510466
i will only be comfortable with myself if i fit into society

>>41510473
they cloned him before assassinating him, but they fucked up a little and gave the clone the tranny gene

>>41510466
i only started hrt to not kill myself i wish i could be a normal man to be quite desu
>>41510488
also this

>>41510473
youre faceblind

my hair is so shitty again and i dont have money to buy everything i need to take good care of it bc i have the worst kind of hair ever

>>41510529
nobody cares

>>41510529
stop air drying

>>41510544
i tried that. i still got frizzy hair. i need to go to a good salon and spend 4 hours there asking for help

i feel ugly and can't find my crochet needle what a dog shit day
>>41510529
same

the return of kiria!!

click
click
click

>>41510696
mogs me

>look at the mirror
>an ugly man stares back at me
actually insane people here constantly calling me a fakemoder

>>41510776
youre a very pretty man actually

>>41510529
same

>>41510776
same people call me a fakemoder when I'm a twinkhon AT BEST

>>41510806
kill yourself

>>41510776
you're a very ugly WOMAN actually

>>41510820
twinkhons are boymoders at worst, go to bmg

>>41510842
I can only reach twinkhon status if I lightingfraud and anglefraud and you squint really hard, irl im just a man

yeah, sure

boymoder police

>>41510918
yes?

>>41510926
acab

acab includes the boymoder police

all cops are boymoders

i feel so so so ugly today but it's also one day before my injection so idk

>>41508449
THEY DESERVE IT
RAPE THEM WITH SHOTGUNS
FUCK THEM ALL

real question how and why tf would you get back with someone who called you ugly multiple times and said you dress like a sissy

>>41511037
i wish i had someone to insult me

people are never worth it

>>41511048
shut up

>>41511059
not like that

>>41511084
beggars choosers

idc about getting old, but I do care about looking old

>>41511138
i wasn't begging i was wishing learn the difference

I'm embarrassed by how feminine my lower body is

hunter schafer is our queen

>>41511234
same it's improper for a man of my stature and demeanor

>>41511254
I'm 6'2

>>41511267
I'm 5'8

i look like a really cute pale twink with rosy cheeks and im generally ‘feminine’ but not in a way that’s womanly. in other words im in a pooner’s ideal body and as a young repressor who internally larped as ftm instead of coming out and being a woman this aesthetic end point is actually what i was alwayds destined to reach. now once i get ffs i will be a gigapassoid ftm with a penis

>>41511273
>:L

>>41511287
don't worry i am bricked beyond disbelief

>>41511273
Are you making fun of me

I'm always making fun of everyone

>>41511231
bitterhon

how do I lose my tummy fat :(((

>>41511336
??? what

>>41511441
impossible

>>41511441
there's nothing more to it than eating at an caloric deficit and you'll lose weight over time. don't try to starve yourself or you'll break down and gain it all back

>>41511441
zero sugar, one meal per day

i want to “throw” up

>>41511808
what did she mean by this

>>41511816
SHUT THE FUCK UP WHORE FAGGOT BITCH

i only fuck w thick hoes
and i only fuck w bricked hoes
bricked hoes (ooh yuh) let's go (ooh yuh)

there's this 50 year old wiggathat looks like tucker carlson on my dick right now bro, he's bouncing on that thang watch it go bro damnnnn

>>41511882
fuck yeah dude that rocks

>>41511882
the image of someone using mmg while fucking…

I know what my problem is
my shoulders are too fat
there's too much muscle
how do I lose muscle

>>41511941
the image of mmg users fucking...

>>41512121
i know my problem, it’s this big ass ribcage!!

got a new dog collar :3

>>41508680 fuck yes kidcrash one of the best screamo bands ever

fave miku song is this, probably my favourite song period https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sKs7INaEoA&list=RD7sKs7INaEoA&start_radio=1

>>41512216
some of you people have wives

>>41512342
some of us have kids

should I cut because i don't have a girlfriend

>>41512259
what kinda dog do u have

first pic is 18 months hrt
wagmi

>>41512398
i don't have one

>>41512419
oh.. kill yourself

>>41512431
rude asf

>>41512342
not me anymore

>>41512431
Can my bitch ass get a hello?

>>41512440
m

>>41512402
top pic mogs me

>>41512464
Haii :33 hru

>>41512483
im good qt hbu
lets link up when i stop being a bum ass? im low on funds rn

>>41512440
sorry chuddy :/

>>41512538
happy to get ur alright gang, i'm doing pretty good myself. lmk when & where to pull cuh. been missing u frfr

NOW I SEE THE TIMES THEY CHANGE
LEAVING DOESN'T SEEM SO STRANGE

she'll never come back

>>41512587
ill let u know when im in antwerp next year haha

>>41512792
ait send me a text +32 4 87 338 455

>>41512580
:|

o_o

O_o;

Ꙩ＿Ꙩ

--_--

◕︿◕

masturbate to suicide videos
deathophile
where's my cartoon monkey
pill time
joe biden black and white picture
day 1 of not being evil
pokemon music slowed and played backwards
the nato phonetic alfabet isn't phonetic and wasn't created by nato
hit the e-meth harder than my sugardaddy
threaten to commit suicide again
travel to the future
masturbate to my suicide video
i am your cartoon monkey
what is a lolcow
it's pilltime
pill me, daddy

skibidi christine weston chandler discord reaction emoji pill press from my sugardaddy because i threatened to commit suicide while masturbating to cartoon monkey after pill time while laughing

methy please stop posting like this

you didn't reply to my biden black and white picture edited with pirated mutorrent ancient greek crackednology created by white people because everyone secretly hates me including you and my dad

>>41513051
what is a lolcow
if you are an autistic man don't tell me your race i want to guess it from the taste of your penis
stop masturbating
stop washing your penis
let it crust, sigma male
the lone wolf doesn't need friends
epilled in the epstien ballroom
daddy has the jizzies
send me gift cards

The term "lolcow" is internet slang used to describe a person who is seen as ridiculous or controversial, whose embarrassing or negative behavior is deliberately made public and then mocked or harassed for the entertainment of others.

The term is a portmanteau of "lol" (laughing out loud) and "cow" (suggesting a source that is repeatedly "milked" for content). Essentially, a lolcow is an individual who becomes an involuntary or semi-voluntary source of amusement and drama for online communities.

I'm a better lolcow than you

>>41513091
stop being racist against white people it's pill time in ohio, feminazi. i refuse to honor your xe/it pronouns. may i touch and honor your shenis, mommy. irix changed my life after the new benchmarks on xfs were published by phoronix. corporate unix lost the battle but won the war. my theyfab talks like an animegirl should i steal and sniff her panties while she sleeps. the cartoon monkey makes my girlpenis feel funny daddy

>>41512772
it's probably for the best

can wokegpt write me boymoder erotica

>>41513128
show us your penis so we can laugh at you and make fun of you behind your back and draw pictures of you as a suicidal cartoon monkey. EDIT -i: i'm so rotgoblinmodingpilled rn + gooning + race postrealist (metaironically (edited))

new woke video from pfizer pharmaceuticals. goon as the jewish space lasers penetrate your sacred female spaces
https://youtu.be/UhIGCLgo0V4

>>41513135
>stop being racist against white people
do you want me to stop breathing too? drinking water? sleeping?

the ballad of talib

do you think ai can work a job for me?

>>41513185
everyone needs to get more racist against white people

it's time for fat depressed white girl (he/him (male)) winter

post tummy

>>41513269
you should whip out your girl cock while drinking on public transport

way too many people roleplay as cops in gta online

>>41513291
And then post it like that train anon posted her shoe on the train

I love being white while not being insecure about it and not hating or looking down on people who aren't

what an odd thing to say

whose tummy are you looking for

>>41513354
on 4chan? maybe

>>41513229
some of my coworkers sure seem to think so

>>41513370
the fat depressed white girl from >>41513269 i assume

why would anyone ever "get a job" when you can just kill yourself instead?

https://youtu.be/NM2A1hXg39w
i am so lesbian right now

>>41513458
i’m always saying this

>>41513428
it's ok

i have AIDS (Acquired Intellectual Disability Syndrome)

the alien blowjob scene is the only good part about alien romulus

going to school so i can get this job so i can do it for 20 years to be eligible for a pension that won't actually be enough to retire on so i'll just work fewer hours for an additional 20 years and then die

>>41513884
that's just how this life is, little buddy

>>41513884
how old are you that you’re gonna die in 40 years?

ill go sleep

>>41513905
>reading comprehension

>>41513914
20+20=40

>>41513923
that's very good, anon! however, see >>41513914

I'm going to die in a few years when my immigration status expires

>>41513928
is there an implied extra several years after the 20 years spent working fewer hours? are you going to school for so long that 40 years is gross underestimate. i don’t see what i’m missing

>>41513939
retard

>>41513905
27 but does it even matter whether i have 40 or 50 left? the point is i'm gonna be working until basically the moment i die

>>41513947
no, i don’t think so :)

>>41513907
gn my love

>>41514062
gn babe

>>41514215
yea....

I don't care anymore I'm falling for the classic hon advice and plucking my eyebrows

>>41514215
yea

>>41514282
i just shave mine

>>41514282
i looked psycho without my eyebrows plucked lmao
just take the honpill

i'm rockin the bushy unibrow that almost connects to my hairline

how is your hairline that low?

>>41514537
it's not
my eyebrows are that big

ron swandaughter

i'm an Ottomanmoder

i hate men

dubs and I'll voice train

>>41514686
do it faggot

>>41514686
just voice train anyway

Can i still be a transphobic chudd on hrt?

>>41514692
>>41514697
it's too late, maybe tomorrow

>>41514712
seems to happen. i don’t recommend it

manmoding is not a sentence to eternal loneliness

it isnt?

i just want to swear a short skirt and a looooong jacket

it is when yall act like you do

>>41514805
yeah it is that's why I'm fucking out

>>41514809
like this?

>>41514835
longer

im not trans i have peter pan syndrome

I can't talk about agp without feeling like a 50 year old man with a sissy fetish, a wife of 25 years and two children

>>41514898
this? ugly asf

>>41515010
longer

>>41515018
I can't stand gay people

>>41515018
like so?

>>41515060
longer

I'm not trans I'm just an alcoholic with an endocrine disorder (soon to be deceased)

I'm a theyfab with a penis

>>41515112
giwtwm

you WILL pay for my srs

i'm a hemab with a penis (small (gay))

>>41515133
go back in time and unhit her

imagine being worth anything to anyone

>>41515150
wtf is that pic?
nsfw version?

ngl I love the sentence "large millennial wife", it's so chic albeit a bit reddit

>>41515164
me and the bad bitch i pulled by being dead

>>41515195
do you ever get sick of hearing yourself talk

>>41515198
is there any porn out there of you two??

>>41515209
not really

>>41515219
it's time you start

im ugly as shit and a disgusting fucked up evil man i will never connect with anybody because there’s nothing beneath my facade of humanity and i cant ever flirt well

>>41515225
rude what did I do :(

is this jacket good for manmoders

>>41515252
shorter

>>41515195
same that stuck with me

you're welcome

kms

>>41515225
sand in ur vagina?

>>41515150
me on the left

im so weird and gah and WEIRD and dry and gay and weird and WEIRD AND WEIRD AND WEIRD IM SK GAY AND WEIRD

>>41515304
yeah

>>41515266
funniest nigga itt

>>41515266
i need a warm jacket for winter

1. i get trolled online
2. i get trolled innperson
3. It’s a coordinated effort and youre all laughing inba discord call RIGHT NOW

>>41515367
it happened to me too

we are wanna join? am i allowed to post the invite code

i'm getting gyno surgery so i can manmode better for eternity

they'll just grow back

>>41515373
really? so why did you decide to prank me. contact me with the word ‘green’ NOW to prove validity

>>41515402
i didn't prank you. follow the flow charge you posted

>>41515402
green

have you all fucking lost your minds

ok im sorry for acting crazy

>>41515389
yeah you are

i don't have a girlfriend

>>41515452
same worstie

>>41515441
i'm the only sane man on earth

>>41515452
you dont need one

>>41515457
i literally do shut up

i cope by hugging my teddy bear

>>41515443
*slap* *slap*
what a woman needs

i *can* secure a boyfriend, unfortunately im not only an ugly manmoder im almost completely fuckingvinsane and asexual and frankly i hate others

AHHH injection site bleeding help

>>41515497
you will die

i need a bf
does anyone know a guy willing to match pfps with me

>>41515497
learn to z-track, n00b
you'll be ok just apply pressure with a clean cloth or paper towel or something for a little bit

>>41515501
I AM DYING

>>41515507
you look like a woman, zero sympathy from me

>>41515515
can you just leave me alone i'm not who you think i am

>>41515525
you are anon

>>41515525
i think nothing fakemoder

you're all mentally fucked in the head

>>41515539
i'm a middle aged man

>>41515540
yes but what does that have to do with the conversation

>>41515525
who do i think you are?

>>41515454
it's so hatd and it hurts so bad

>>41515550
KILL yourself
please.

>>41515544
mogs me as such

>>41515550
kill yourself please

>>41515540
yes, and?

>>41515551
yeah same I'm tapping out on everything I just don't have any more of this shit in me
it is what it is

>>41515505
can you teach me how to z-track

dude i actually prefer being a linely asexual schizoid neet to any other lifestyle j just wish i was phenotypically female at ths same time

digits and i drink
also singles and i drink
if i type the captcha wrong and don't even post i drink

laughing about how I completely ruined my relationship with my family just to have conetits and slightly softer skin

some of you are gonna die in a room with me.

>>41515552
>>41515556
i am hated...

>>41515592
methy right before the event

>>41515592
at least I won't be alone then

>>41515587
this! all when you could have done the same damage to your relatiomahips earlier if you werent a coward and probably passed and then gain acceptance again as the family becomes accustomed to you but that never happens as a hon

>>41515612
why own me like this

am i low IQ (please be honest)

my family will accept my as a hon

>>41515612
I was never going to be a youngshit

i WAS going to be a youngshit

i was agp at a very young age

>>41515631
i could have been but my parents probably wouldnt have let me so i made the correct call repping but if i had threatened suicide or jumped from a short building or od’d on tylenol or something alarming bjt not actually dangerous maybe they would have relented and i would be a woman right now but i didnt want it bad enough

I was never going to be a youngshit but I at least could've started at 19/20 if I wasn't a retard who femboy coped for 3 years

you ever feel like you're never gonna make it?

I told my parents when I was 3-4
but then I repressed idk what happened
then I knew something was wrong and could have asked for help at 14 but I was too afraid and ignorant

if you started hrt before 30 you shouldn't be allowed to post here

>>41515695
WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH

>>41515695
i look like a fucking man

literally makes no difference when you start once you're 20, unless you're an actual ancientshit
>inb4 but the iliac crest may have not completely fused yet at 20!1!1!
cope

I WANT TO BE A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN IS THAT REALLY SO WEIRD I WANT STRAIGHTVMEN TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME I WANT A GAY BOYFRIEND TO TOP IN SECRET I WANT TO BE BASED I COULD HAVE BEEN BASED AND FRANKLY I SHOULD BE FUCKING DEAD

fakemoders, whatever happened there

>>41515719
>>41515725
you are children

>comes out at 12
desists
>comes out at 18
desists
>comes out at 21
manmodes
>never malefails even once

I made a dude cum twice tonight, but I didn't cum. I'm gonna please myself now but I feel so bad.

>>41515742
you are retarded

>>41515752
dude, that’s gay

>>41515752
you're about to make a dude cum for your third time tonight

>>41515742
you’re fucking stupid

>>41515752
this will never be me

>>41515763
come back when you're old enough buddy >>41488204

>>41515791
>yeah so yoh might be an adult human male with a fully masculinized bodies but you belong with the teenagers and literal women on bmg

>>41515791
doodoo head

>>41515799
but did you try bangs

im being mocked 24/7

>>41515799
post unsee

>>41515762
amazing. I'm gonna put this on my CV
>>41515759
Idek how it's possible I was hard for two hours straight but didn't cum... Whenever I was close the fucking fact that I'm a manmoder entered my mind and I just couldn't let go. Fuck.

>>41515809
i thought it would be funny

>>41515808
yes my doctor said ‘patient uses bangs to cover recessed hairline’

>>41515821
you're the one that does that

>>41515849
no I'm not retard

>>41515742
then why does my doctor say i have the liver enzyme levels of a 60 year old late stage alcoholic?

>>41514805
it feels like it :/

>>41515821
name one time

>gets ghosted again
i hate my life, furthermore i hate all men

they get posted in a discord not the thread

>>41515874
that's even worse

>>41515412
>flow charge

>>41515821
>YOU CAN'T REPOST THE PICTURE I UPLOADED ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE... YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY?!?!

>>41515874
do you at least goon to them and not just laugh at me

>>41515871
maybe he's just sleeping :)

>>41515887
i don't care about the pictures, i goon to your reaction

>>41515886
you can do whatever you want but it doesn't mean you're not a retard

>>41515629
my family will not. my most liberal family member made fun of her best friend’s trans sister for being trans :/

>>41515890
not possible so sadly im going to spend the next several hours agonizing over it until i convince myself i hate him and then i’ll be fine

>>41515881
it's worse than you could imagine

>>41515835
genuinely evil and wicked if true

>>41515923
they can't be calling me anything worse than my parents are already thinking about me

>>41515874
they definitely also get posted in the thread. maybe it’s good i’m not in the manmoder discord though

i need to be bouncing on dick rn

>41515928
kill yourself

>41515954
beyond tired of you

i'm just kidding i don't know what they post in the mmg discord

>>41515954
they won because they portrayed you as the basedjak

no one has posted the mmgcord since august what are we doing

someone in it should post the mmg discord link

>>41515978
gatekeeping

>>41515965
i'm getting a job soon :/

I can get the invite at anytime because I'm the inner circle :D

>>41516011
doubtttt

900 replies and i post my mock (man cock)

>>41516026
rude

>>41516030
1 of my posts counts as 900

>>41516061
it’s actually a great honor. we should all strive to be unemployed

is anyone gonna even gonna save my peen if i post it in unsee

>>41516077
only if you want me to

>>41516061
i hope you never get a job t bh

>>41516077
dubs, i guess they will. not sure where they’ll post it, since this is a blue board. i guess the mythical mmg discord, or an unsee of their own

>>41516080
sorry for being mean to you i was manic :\

should i use manic panic hair dye again?

goodnight may the spiders get you

then i won’t

>>41516125
you won’t what? post your pp?

>>41516108
not my problem anymore

>>41516149
yup

>>41516163
that’s okay. we’re probably not hitting 900 replies anyway.

>>41516169
im not that person i was gonna post it regardless

>>41516154
why not

>>41516224
stop it babe

>>41516224
you know why

>>41516201
doesn’t sound very “regardless” to me

>>41516237
no i don't

more like retardless
oh wait

I can't cope with being retardless I need my retard back

>>41516345
i've moved on to less retarded things

>>41516351
well, are you okay?

>>41516360
NO D:

when i was retarded i spoke like a retard, i thought like a retard, i reasoned like a retard.

tfw a cute guy will never call you his cute little retard

>>41516365
neither am i :/ i guess that’s why we’re here

:/

:\

>>41516429
ky s

>>41516433
:|

don’t kys

>>41516449
help me find a hoodie to buy and i wont kms

holy shit im actually going to rope

>>41516556
youre either meant to or youre not

I’m having weird results while manmoding. I got she/hered at the shoe store and dispensary but not at the hair salon.

how do you get she/her’d at the dispensary? they look at your id?

>>41516556
easy to pass as asian because the women have neither tits nor hips

>>41516626
I don't give a fuck she's extremely pretty

>>41516629
ok thats your jungle fever

>>41516556
cis female

i need to detransition

>>41516634
clearly just bitter and hateful, she’s pretty and you have to understand that

>>41516625
They scanned it without looking. The security guard called me young lady.

>>41516642
he gets mogged by cis asian females who get oftentimes mogged by cis white females

>>41516643
lucky! when i go to the dispensary the only other comments i get are just weird, like a guy saying i looked like i knew some youtuber (who i did know :/) and someone saying some shit about waifus because i wore an anime band tee

>>41516644
>clearly just bitter and hateful, she’s pretty and you have to understand that

>>41516667
do you ever think weed is what gave you autism

>>41516685
no, because i was accused of being autistic well before i touched weed for the first time

>>41516684
you just got low standards
if he ever has sex and has to expose the body any man will feel very gay for proceeding with it
not to mention the face is like a mile away and the mouth looks wide as fuck

>>41516667
What do you usually get?

sir/he/him/bro/dude/man
no more buddies or friends just pure 100% male
even with my visible tits
you have no idea how over it can ultimately become

>>41516693
>clearly just bitter and hateful, she’s pretty and you have to understand that

>>41516694
just edibles. actual weed makes me cough like a morherfucker, plus i don’t want to damage my lungs, and smoking inside is not a very good idea

>>41516721
I usually get the drink add in stuff, edibles are more fem anyway.

>>41516556
it's a straight up cis woman

we need age verification in mmg so we can finally filter all the fakemoders below 30

>>41516836
i've been saying this

>>41516836
implement that and youll lose the hand that does

so long and thanks for all the fish

>>41516769
>>41516693
>one user says she doesn’t pass
>one says she’s not even trans
tttt in a nutshell

>>41516836
uncmoders rise

unc 4 unc

>>41516836
show ‘em a picture of a floppy disk. if they call it a save symbol send them to bmg

what would you want your last sight to be?

gay porn

Dyed the tips of my hair red today.

dying today

ibsmoding

>>41516933
fuck yeah

>>41516933
grow up

2025, i have been ghosted

>>41516883
uncutmoders

>>41517010
2025 i am forgotten

I just wanna not feel disgusting for like 5 minutes please

being the last to learn you never mattered to anyone really sucks

being the first however

>>41517010
i didnt ghost you im just nervous and i dont know what to say

>>41517146
kys

>>41517146
how often do you do this shit

>>41517153
sorry

>>41517172
kys

looked at the mirror too long and started thinking i look like 30 years older than i am

my face looks different every time I look in a mirror. but every time it still looks like a man

im actually a zen princess and none of the actions of riff raff can perturb my serenity

i really liked the way my hair looked but then i feel like the actual face looks even worse than i’ve ever noticed. mostly my eyes and mouth

>>41517176
what
>>41517165
like once a month

>>41517204
i would love your ugly traits like we were in a wholesome children’s book but you dont want me, why?

>>41517216
i don’t know you, how could i want you?

>>41517222
fair enough

imagine i get ffs and im uglier and i still dont malefail. what would i even do. i would probably become a raging terf (still on hrt)

>>41517248
I'm getting ffs tomorrow I'll let you know how it feels

i should cry

>>41517261
how much does it cost

>>41517261
that’s so great i hope it goes well and you pass after (seething with jealousy)

i wish i could cry

>>41517268
I'm paying 20k out of pocket and also becoming homeless
>>41517270
I won't but I appreciate the kindness nona I wish the best for you as well

>>41517275
damn you keep that much in your pockets??

i would do ANYTHING for a thousand out of a man’s pocket

>>41517280
I have big man pockets because I'm an ugly man who wears baggy clothes

>>41517216
need to focus on myself rn

>>41517295
put on your skinny jeans

When did you know it was over?

>>41517309
they would just accentuate my lack of curves. I'm a stick with a fat stomach

>>41517314
its over becausenpeople keep calling me a boymoder to make me feel better

just be confident

>never get called a botmoder
>best compliment i ever got was ‘dick sucking lips’
>got ghosted
>doctors are making it tough for me to get ffs
>i have mild brain damage
it can always be more over is what im saying, like you can always be a normal gay man to everybody else in the world and never EVER be a woman

>>41517338
im not gay though

who ghosted you nona?

>>41517358
kys

>>41517358
I WILL BEAT YOU INTO A PULP FOR ASKING ME A SINGLE QUESTION

>>41517362
damn nigga was it your fucking fiancee or something

>>41517369
fuck you

>>41517372
me when someone asks me a question

>anon is kind of cute he looks so interesting i hope he’s gay
>DIDNT YOU KNOW HE HAS TITTIE AND WANTS TO BE A WOMAN HAHA HE’D A FREAK YOU SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM HIM HAHAHA

>>41517375
me when i'm
me when i
how about
you when you shut the hell up

it’s all so ugly

>>41517380
you when you kys because you are an aspd ape with brain damage

>>41517388
i was just kidding man chill out

>KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS
>whoa hey man i was just kidding what the heck

>>41517391
i didnt say that though

>>41517395
maybe you should have

>>41517385
m

>>41517391
relax okay?

>>41517399
do you hate me

>>41517402
do you hate me?

>>41517407
well yes, you spent 3 years identifying and mocking me and i dont even post THAT much

i hate you for the same reason

>>41517402
>>41517407
i hate you but i can’t live without you

I don't know you

you don't know anyone here anybody could be anyone

at this hour?

>>41517410
meds

>>41517429
at 7 in the evening?

i take meds at 6pm its 2:27am

its 10:30 am

>>41517449
kys

>>41517468
nigga

it's 2:34 am actually. anyways I was just looking at myself in the mirror and my small hips literally make me upset because immcute in every other way. like it's literally infuriating and ffs wont save me and they will always look sort of oddly out of place especially the more feminine i look from hrt and surgery. i should give up

>>41517468
why are you being so mean :(

>>41517480
I'm sorry!

I'm not actually sorry lol >_<

>>41517385
i look like this and say this

>>41517427
this is how i feel. other than chuddy and methy fighting i have no idea who the anons are and idk how others do (or pretend to

>>41517478
actually it is 9:00

>>41517569
I'm me, and you're you

>>41517576
but then…who’s flying the plane!?

Am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here, and that he's the sheriff, and that we're frozen out here, and that we're in there, and I just remembered, we're out here. What I wanna know is, where's the caveman?

would you kill me if i said i was born after 9/11?

nah i’d fuck you

>>41517680
death

>>41517680
but nona, we just met

>>41517687
even better
you’re not trying to date are you?

i'm a tall, racist, abusive, racist, rapey homophobe trapped in the body of a short, weak, brown little gay

>>41517737
hot

she’s loose again

male bones with feminine fat is horrific

>>41517737
aren't we all

>>41517784
it's much better than male bones and male fat

im a frutiger aero im a bug in the dirt

>>41518126
>>41518126