Thread 41579974

I identify as an attack helicopter. I am just as valid as men who identify as women.

>>41579978
would you like to feel my blades?

>>41579974 (OP)
ok, you're an attack helicopter and i respect your identity as such. now what?

>>41580006
wanna go for a ride?

>>41580009
no i'm scared >_<

>>41580009
oh you know it baby

>>41580018
I have padded velour comfort straps on my seatbelts
bitches love it

>>41579974 (OP)
so do you like drink jet fuel or something? that's pretty cool i guess

>>41579974 (OP)
maybe im too woke but if someone surgically implanted a rotor in their spine, rockets in their forearms and a tail control in their feet and could fly around and launch rockets, it would make sense for them to identify as an attack helicopter?

>>41580293
A sense of identity is innate, external factors like appearance don't affect it. I assume

>>41580293
yeah that makes sense to me desu

>>41580293
I mean yeah, I feel like there is a movie like that

>>41579974 (OP)
I'm a transmed, I expect you to make some effort. Polish your rotor. Drink fuel and antifreeze.

>>41579974 (OP)
your rotary blades spin so fast...

>>41580300
>A sense of identity is innate
that makes sense, but imo the sense of identity can be measured by actions. then if you wanted to be an attack helicopter and are undergoing the medical procedures to become one externally, it makes sense to me that the FAA should be willing to issue an identification in advance and maybe have something to say about the missiles

>>41580300
I think what sex your brain thinks it is supposed to be hardcoded, I gender dysphoria is damn near impossible to get rid of and suicidally intense which is different from most "I want to be X" feelings.

Man I wish I was a true helicopter instead of a fake helicopter

>>41579974 (OP)
YWNBAAH. Disassemble yourself.

>>41579974 (OP)
Hey pretty lady, azimuth/bearing/elevation?

>>41579974 (OP)
rel. good non old meme

>>41579974 (OP)
Shadilay my dude. The libtards won't be able to handle this one!

>>41582308
>>41579974 (OP)
I posted memes about attack helicopter and supported trump 10 years ago, now I'm a full fledged tranny.

>>41579974 (OP)
>brrrrrrrrrrrr
get the fuck out the way chud.
bitch ass heli
>t. A-10 Warthog Tranny

>>41583861
how did this little joke rustle so many people for a decade?

>>41583861
Trannies threatening to kill minorities?
Must be a day ending in Y.

>>41583888
something /pol/tards threaten doing everyday, but only trannies follow through

>>41583910
meanwhile 90% of all mass shooting in america are carried out by chuds and trans people are responsible for a single-digit number of shootings

>>41582378
You will never be a real woman.

>>41582378
There are so many like this. I stalk their social media’s and they all have old Ben Shapiro libtard rekt memes on their profiles from years ago

>>41584024
evendoe it’s all niggers and spices that do that

>>41584059
most chuds online are niggers and spics doe
remember the black nationalist basedjak groyper school shooter

>>41584049
>old Ben Shapiro libtard rekt memes
thats me
>>41584036
i know

>>41584574
You'll be MY woman, dont worry.

>>41579974 (OP)
bratty copter needs fuel injection

>>41584036
NTA but well no.
Clearly I'm too complex for you to handle.

>>41579974 (OP)
Another epic kek my fren

>>41579974 (OP)
commanche or apache?

>>41584805
both, im bigender

>>41585161
thats fucking fake woke bullshit, you made that up. there's only two kinds of attack helicopters, commanche or apache, the rest is mental illness

>>41584036
duh only cis women are real

>>41580293
>I'm too woke
>transmedicalist opinion

>>41579974 (OP)
this is why 4e theories are superior, since it's clearly impossible to embody or enact being an attack helicopter

>>41585454
fuck off bigot

>>41584741
Now this is unironically epic for the win.

>>41585454
I don't appreciate your accusatory tone.

>>41580293
Based.
>>41580300
This is true but making some effort to take the form of an attack helicopter might help convince others you're serious. Or at least really, really committed to the bit.
Either way I think you deserve an attack helicopter gender marker on all your IDs if you go through with this.
>>41580377
Like many things I don't think anyone who hasn't lived with dysphoria understands the real nature of the experience.

>>41585699
dysphoria is fake

>>41583841
>overweight gorillahon A-10 barges in
>tells gorgeous passoid Apache wing to leave this to the experts
>proceeds to fuck up and shoot friendly LAVs providing support
>peaces out
>leaves Apaches with an even bigger mess to sort out and less time on station left to do it

>>41579974 (OP)
Do you have a machine gun in one of your doors?

>>41585522
>transmedicalist opinion
if you don't want to medically transition, you are cisgender, simple as

>>41586947
I had that removed in a gender affirming surgery. I have violence! I prefer doing sight-seeing flights for disabled veterans.

>>41585556
A Hind D? Psycho Mantis?

According to my language, there are three genders.
Male, female, and object.

>>41590228
women are objects

>>41590060
>medically transition