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>>41575496

How are you doing today?

squeak >.<

Why they do that

schlorp >_<

My bf is stressed, i don't know how to help.
My old kitty needs dental work (expensive).
But I made good soup and have new guns, and my bf and me are very in love, so things are OK.

>>41582593
^u^

>>41582601
Maybe they know we like it and just want to make us happy, hehe

>My old kitty needs dental work (expensive)
>have new guns
americans budgeting

Last night was a good night

>>41582613
the next time you are taking your dogs knot, let your bf cum down your throat. that will make him feel better zigger

yay he won ^^

>>41582632
I don't have a dog and I don't swallow cum

>>41582631
punchable face

>>41582613
I'm sorry you're having difficulties, Anon. Sometimes all I want to do is help someone but I'm bad at reading people and don't know if what I'm doing is helping or not. And sorry about your kitty's toothache. :<

That is a good looking soup though!

>>41582626
Money is saved for the cats.

>>41582652
masad bless america!

>>41582655
stray dogs whatever. your bf can just hold your nose shut till you need air. then you'll swallow or pass out and it will go down anyways

zzzzzzzzigger

>>41582672
>zigger
Stop flirting with me shiza I'm taken

>>41582620
Cuuuute
Is your kitty?

>>41582684
Yes she is 1

>>41582690
Aww she's precious <3

>>41582699
H-hot... but I hope he doesn't ride like that. That would be rather unsafe!

>>41582699
god he's so hot.

>>4158269l5/10, would be 8/10 with body hair

>>41582601
they're just being sillay

>>41582699
can we just see the goods already or

>>41582753
complex

>>41582753
>i, an ugly guy, only date other ugly guys
>this will force hot gays to marry women somehow (???)

>>41582753
Who?
And why they dont go after timur, he ugly

>>41582759
Haha yesss

>>41582783
no afab goblins will steal this seed.

>>41582794
I'm leaving forever with the bullying
And fuck cezary he's a ho

>>41582660
You know, sis, being a hater makes you fat

Is the ikea skadis worth it?

>>41582745
2015

>>41582620
>>41582759
Silly indeed
>>41582625
Maybe I think they pur for the same reason

ugly pooner thread

>>41582738
no he isnt, he strotzt nur so von menthol

I’m roiding up soon I think I reached my natty potential

gaydens are fag hag trying to steal the seed of gaymen

shiza hungers for black coq

>>41582901
it is very hungary

I have no friends, but I wanted to share this. I bought a rice cooker recently and I love it. I am white, so using a rice cooker used to be foreign to me, but I've found it is super handy in the kitchen. I like cooking rice & steaming vegetables at the same time; I saute some meat on the stove, and then I put it together and have a complete meal. I love my Zojirushi. I just wanted to share that. Please let me know if you also love rice cookers or if you have any cool cooking tips.

>>41582928
i make a chicken rice dinner with just a saucepan, very little cleaning

>>41582928
post hole

>>41582928
i dont love rice and cooked vegs
it tastes like pig slop
might prefer grilled cockroaches unironically
tho sometimes rice is nice
with green round sweet beans whatsthename
and white sausce and chicken wings

>>41582868
Nice slop

>>41582928
now make a large batch of black garlic in your rice cooker :)

>>41582928
I'm Cuban so I use this exact rice cooker all the fucking time. I had golden mushroom chicken with rice yesterday and it was so good

>>41582967
this
hühnerfrikassee

Have you ever been raped before?

>>41582968
enjoy

>>41582983
>a 16 year old eagerly has sex with a 26 year old

>>41582991
Seethe babe

>>41582983
No and never raped because rape is bad and stuff

>>41582991
zohran is a fucking cuck he couldn’t even have the balls to throw fags from skyscrapers implanted into his sack

What if I was held by him

>>41582991
We must import 2 billion muslims for diversity

>>41582983
go back to pleddit

racists mad af over zohran.

>>41583023
You are clearly a rapist and a pedophile and I don't need any evidence to convince ppl here of that

>>41583001
You rape poor palestinuans every day when you willingly pay taxes that fund missle production

I voted for shara ishvalda :/

>>41583011
duh its abt what his policies will allow

>>41583023
thorny-san may i have @

The only reason I don't anyone here is a rapist is because that would imply they have sex

>>41582983
48 is my highest number.
So is that a yes I have or no i havent?

>>41583032
the one time he tried to hit on some teenies he threw up and they laughed at him

>>41583036
Idc they support terrorism anyways

>>41583053
lololol

I wrote Cezary Bartek on my ballot form

>>41583046
i actually dont remember saving it... dunno probably very drunk, just yandex it

>>41583062
sigh, idk how to do that but its fine w/e

>>41583046
https://x.com/HazelHoffmanxxx/status/1548804596830806017

>>41583052
It's ok, Zohran will start beheading your filthy schizo kike kind soon anyway #IStandwithGassy #ZohranWon

>>41583051
Ahahhahaha wtf? What kind of first date anxious tranny school girl did this pedocraut tried to pull off lol?

>>41583068
Doubtful. you act like the kind of people who are military/police would support sandnigger agenda in the first place

POV: you wake up in New York City tomorrow morning

If a foreign body took my ancestors' land, made me a second class citizen, forced me into an open air jail, and then habitually bombed and starved me and my family, I'd probably wish for the destruction of that foreign body every day for the rest of my life

>>41582859
Yes, they know we like to hear their little motors going ^-^
Maybe probably

>>41583094
Idgi are you talking about Zohran and NYC or Israel and Palestine?

>>41583094
literally anyone with nuts would

Zohran was in a gay bar at 1 am literally two days ago so that makes him more of an active member of the gay community than you nasty keyboard bitches

>>41583113
I&P

Communists are cringe

shiza is the zohran mamadani of poland

>>41583081
you are talking to tsucker, hateranon

>>41583141
politics is cringe, what's your point

>>41582983
No, I've never had any sexual contact of any kind

>>41583134
eye and penis?

Mama, a DAN behind you :purple_heart:

Zohran just sounds like the name of a Power Rangers villain

>>41583065
damn shame he cut the hair

some good things about getting fat

Shiza and I used to e-date but I dumped her and that why she hates me. It’s years ago but she still has a grudge. I pity her

nigger

>>41583237
Incredible calves

Rolling for topping or bottoming tonight
1= top
2=bottom

>>41583237
You get to eat fried chicken like shiza

>>41583141
socialism is not communism. you guys trying to paint zohran as a communist are the same retards that thought transsexuals and transvestites were the same thing.

>>41583273
>transsexuals and transvestites were the same thing
No one cares about the imaginary nuance of freaks man. A biological man wearing women's clothing is a transvestite.

>>41583289
is indigo blue or purple?

>>41582928
Rice cookers are only good if they have fuzzy logic and delay start so you can have rice ready when you get off work.

Steamed is the worst way to prepare literally any vegetable, so IDC about that feature.

Otherwise these basic ones just take longer to make rice than cooking it in a pot, have more parts to clean, and take up counter space.

>>41583314
and this is why conservatives got swept last night.

We'll see how much Zohran accomplishes when Democrats are going to obstruct and undercut him at every turn and quickly decry him when he fails to make progress as fast as people like. The Dems love their billionaire donors too much to actually respond to what their base wants

>>41583053
rape = forced penetration

males can definitely be forcibly penetrated. don't ask me how i know.

>>41583273
socialism is just less optimistic communism lel

>biological man
Oh now suddenly she's a biologist. Who cares. A doll's a doll

>>41583332
They lost because Trump is a fraud playing a shell game where he pretends to fix America while starting wars and delivering billions of dollars to Israel.

>>41583273
>transsexuals and transvestites are the same thing
fixed that for you

>>41583320
Blurple :-)

You have to be patient with her, she suffers from a mental disability (being Polish)

>>41583344
>Uses female pronouns as an insult
>DEWD BUT IM A WOMANS
kys

>>41583357
Female pronouns being applied to everyone regardless of gender identity is common gay parlance. how nu r u?

>>41583273
They are intentional liars that have no actual values, you are trying to understand learned mental illness and obstinate defiance. You're better off slamming your fingers in car doors to achieve understanding.

>>41583363
Fuck off troon. We're not all flamers here.

>>41583375
pooza in the back

Do you have any plans for today?

Conservatives lost because the median voter is a tiktok-addled Love is Blind Marvelslop watcher who only knows "egg expensive" and thus the party of the president will suffer in elections because they shoulder the blame. Trump's tariff bullshit obviously made the economy worse but as long as we're trapped in trickle-down late stage capitalism, people are going to be suffering and thus blame the president

>>41583387
You're so gay sis

>>41583363
It’s only because big lgbt wants to emasculate men as much as possible and flamers are narcissist who want to be the face of gayness

>>41583414
he had the opportunity to enact real change.
he squandered it to jerk off his billionaire buddies.
simple as.
don't cry foul when you struck out.

My condolences for all the ny anons, a radical marxist sandnigger jihadist is not your friend and they are self serving

>>41583429
>big lgbt
Be careful who you speak ill of, they can hear you

>>41583429
Actually it's a shit test and you're proving that it works.

>>41583432
Anyone who thought Trump was going to do anything but cozy up with his billionaire friends pls contact me because I have a scam to sell you

>>41583473
Sent ;)

Going to the LGBTQ store, you fags need anything?

>>41583473
>Latino's for Trump

>>41583459
why is big homo depicted as trump

>>41583488
Millie Bobby Brown repellent

>>41583488
a pack of swishes

>>41583488
I would like a friend

Socialism is when we joke about killing right wingers and win elections, communism is when we actually kill right wingers and win elections. It's a nuance thing.

>>41583459
The house of cards is slowly collapsing thankfully
>>41583462
Shit test as in signaling loudly and flamboyantly that you take it where you shit?

>>41583501
what she do

>>41583514
I think socialism is cool, but communism is a retarded idea and it will never work.

>>41583516
Goo I can't tell if you're a hateful bigot or a genuine moron but it would be really funny if you're just this stupid

>>41583524
Same. Unless...

>>41583531
Why not both? Idiots are often full of hate and resentment of their betters.

Socialism is when the people decide how to distribute resources and communism is when the state decides how to distribute resources

I am the state.

>>41583523
To date, she has run over 374829 gays

noticed destiny didnt cover any of the elections last night, but instead covered mizkif lawsuit because apparently that was more important.....

>>41583552
Socialism is when we use taxes to redistribute wealth and communism is when we use guns to redistribute wealth, actually

>>41583509
Wow he has such a nice body

If men are supposed to be so big and tough and strong, why is it so easy to emasculate them?

>>41583552
that’s funny because a communist society is supposed to be stateless wish you people ever read a single word

>>41583566
Socialism is blue flavor and communism is red flavor

>>41583531
Neither obviously. There is a reason flamers hate masc4masc because they are narcissistic and think they own what homosexuality is and anything that deviates must be an act

>>41583568
I'm not sure what emasculate is

>>41583577
The reason masc4masc is silly is because it's one of those things that shouldn't need to be said and just occurs naturally by how you conduct yourself, and if you do broadcast that you're masc4masc, it's because you're insecure about not being masc

>>41583575
Communists are forced to top while socialists have the luxury of being vers

>>41583552
No just go look it up, retard

>>41583608
Debaser and I have got it handled, babe
>>41583597
Socialism is bottom-coded, obviously.

Why do y'all mfs keep talking about basedcialism

>>41583596
It does need to be said because the default perception of gay in media is flamer. If you are not looking for a flamer or effeminate then it should be stated

I don't care about politics, I just wanna die.

>>41583577
Mean while all you do all day every day is bitch about how persecuted you are for liking masculine men, and how evil effeminate gay men are, completely unprompted.

What did the femboys even do to you? Where di they hurt you?

>>41583633
You need to go to your doctor and ask for testosterone replacement therapy. It is the cure to depression big guy

>>41583627
Are you a baby gay or something because the media stereotype is quickly dispelled once you're actually in the gay community, so no, this doesn't need to be said and when it is, screaming insecurities is how it always comes across irl. You're giving me Fellow Kids energy

https://x.com/ShouldHaveCat/status/1985732810863190064?t=jLNcAGyi4kG6AQZoTqmc1Q&s=19

>>41583615
What is your problem?

>>41583646
I need to get a new job but my fiance was recently laid off so I have to hold onto this shit job to support us until he gets a new job before I start looking

i thought it was just a nightmare, but no, dick chimney really is dead:(

>>41583664
Burn in hell, dicky :)

>>41583637
I was responding to someone saying something was common gay parlance. I didn’t start the topic unprompted
>>41583640
Read above. You chime in now but not to the person I first responded to. Why don’t any of you argue in good faith

>>41583561
i hope they were all femboys

>>41583639
You know, this unironically sounds like a solid idea

>>41583658
Oh let me be more explicit, what makes you the authority on calling people idiots for intentionally misunderstanding left politics, and what makes you think effort posting will persuade intentional liars better than just calling them retards?

And what makes you think condescending to me will be a cute look on you?

>>41583618
Because democratic socialists won hard in elections last night and democrats won seats that they never should have in places like Georgia. It's looking like a blue wave if next year goes the same way.

>>41583671
>I was responding to...
80% of your output is shitting on fems, this isn't the first time you've been around this block, it's practically all you talk about

Hi how are you?
I hope you have a good Wednesday

>>41583237
I want to fuck you and grope your big juggly ass

>>41583674
T is the fountain of youth for a man. You'll be getting hard and shooting loads on young twinks faces again without a care.

>>41583686
Wow he's so handsome

>>41583702
>You'll be getting hard and shooting loads on young twinks faces
Testosterone makes you a pdf file?!

>>41583671
I don't know the difference between a good faith or bad faith argument, I'm an atheist so faith doesn't matter anyway, but I'm telling you that using she/her for everyone is extremely common when talking in circles of other gay people. Rugby players, flamers, bears. It's extremely common. You'd know this if you hung out with gay people that you didn't meet exclusively through grindr

>>41583678
Being a condescending bitch is a very cute look on here, what are you talking about

>>41583375
i hope he bottoms and likes small dick on the verge of micropeneery

I don't see what the big deal is and I'm pol af. A liberal city elected another liberal mayor again. Hes not that different than DeBlasio from what I can tell.

straightbois posts are a lot better if you read all of them as dripping with sarcasm

>>41583552
Bernie is a jew but at least he admitted the h1b scam is fucking over Americans where as the currynigger is openly nepotistic and anti American/pro shitskin import

>>41583715
Young twinks want you to take charge of them and use them for your pleasure. Get in the game peanut

is it weird to have a 18 yo bf as a 25 yo man

>>41583738
I dunno anon, I'd rather be with another man, than having to babysit a manchild

i want a young twink to take charge of me and use me for their pleasure

Do you have friends? Do you have a best friend?

>>41583548
Yeah, I think you'd know what it's like. Anyway, aren't you supposed to be busy lifting your scaby folds and dyeing your hair again, dilating pooner?

>>41583749
No

Testosterone replacements and supplements are proof the male is a beta that needs it. Its literally HRT and autoandrophilia. Anyone who takes it knows they are not a man.

>>41583738
thats gonna be me and marina forreal

>non-threatening socdem gets elected mayor of new york
losers in iowa for some reason:

>>41583749
Yes

im still so sad that we never elected bernie... trump wouldve never happened and we would be in agartha by now

>>41583695
Not it’s not you have no defensible position so pretending I’m obsessed with the topic is your copout.
>>41583716
>but I'm telling you that using she/her for everyone is extremely common
I never said otherwise my first response is why they pushed so hard to associate that with gay culture. I claimed there’s a bad motive for why it happens. You claiming that it does in fact happen does adds nothing.

>>41583731
Democrats won in Georgia. It's not just new york, Republicans are losing seats that they expected to win.

i just think healthcare shouldn't bankrupt americans or be contingient on employment.

>>41583754
I'm sorry. Me neither.

>>41583758
Hahaha (*´ω｀*)

>>41583761
You're very fortunate, Anon.

>>41583738
left bottoms

>>41583773
>pushed so hard
Are you actually a conspiracist or are you memeing, I can't tell. I guess you never answered my question of whether or not you're a moron so consider this a followup to that question

>>41583798
Obviously, look how the top thing teases his bottom penis

And I'm just gonna say it: Republicans are niggers.

the thing that pisses me off is trump is going to pull funding from nyc, fucking kike bitch. so socialism is gonna get fucked over again by disgusting capitalist pigs

>>41583825
New york deserves it for turning into blue maga

>>41583814
So true
>>41583825
>Trump is going to make people vote blue even harder

>>41583782
Oh. Well I don't see why it matters. It just means they are swing states. Georgia has been pretty liberal for a while. Both parties always say they expect to win this or that and still lose. They can't exactly say 'we're doomed' before an election. I mean, I don't think people really expected Trump to win either time.

>>41583877
Cope

>>41582554 (OP)
Is this gayface?

>>41583870
>Trump is going to make people vote blue even harder
Thats probably true. Both his policies and his administration show a lack of competence both politically and economically. I get what he thinks he will accomplish but he is pretty clumsy. He reminds me of Obama who had basic good ideas but he was sort of naive politically and couldn't get help from his own people to make his ideas happen.

I think the DNC needs another Obama but I don't think they will get it with Newsome, although I really do think he could win and handily. Maybe thats what they expect to get with Zohran. They could definitely run him, but I don't know if the DNC really likes him or not. I don't know much about him tbph but he seems to have a lot of people in a hissy. I don't know why. He doesn't seem that much different than most progressives, and as far as I can tell, progressives are running the DNC. I mean, it makes sense.

>>41583891
not on it's own but it looks like he's wearing makeup. that plus the hairstyle screams flamer

>>41583881
>>41583915
Alright then. I thought you were doing discussion. I guess you're just bloviating. Good luck and all.

>>>/pol/

It's the day after a major election in the US, stop being such a baby and accept that there are more politics today

>>41583932
Politics is on topic because Republicans want to outlaw gay marriage

I'll only stop posting politics if I'm allowed to post hunks

When you accidentally open your front camera, hehe

>>41583954
I think its just media hype. I don't think much has changed. It wasn't even a real election year. Maybe mid-terms will have some consequence but I don't know. Mid terms usually don't work out for the party in power. And obviously this administration isn't going that well. Hung up in showing off for foreign policy again. Nothing is really getting done domestically. I guess the immigration thing is going on but that will obviously change in the next administration. Its not like they are really building any better policies. It will all be undone in three years or so anyways.

>>41583954
>major election
>poo york stinky and virginia
Ya nah

>>41584012
Do you mind? Can't you see we are trying to be miserable here thank you very much? Go be cheerful someplace else, you.

>>41584012
Delta if you were ten feet tall how would you rail me on your giant dick

>>41583984
>poo york stinky
Screaming

I hope mandanni opens a force fem tax payer funded clinic. Sooo hot to imagine being forced to turn fem bc of sharia law. I hope some muslima helps me do my makeup. Wat a dream for an AGP. Im so thankful - i tjought for a second there id have to confront my bigotry as a cis white male.

>>41584045
but it might kill you

>>41584054
Does he have an extra set of abs? :o

>>41584063
I can take it Delta, I promise.

>>41584067
post hole

>firework is 15 years old
christ

>>41584080
:/

>>41583984
we called it jew york shitty back in my day

>>41584105
Damn and I still remember that song like a child, mostly because I heard it when I was 11 or 12, damn I'm so fucking old and decrepit

>>41584105
i'm pretty sure fireworks were invented way sooner, deltoid

crazy how i didn't get any hotter from 18 onwards like i was supposed to

>>41584166
7+1

>>41584105
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag

>>41584166
heh

>>41584174
I think you're rather fuckable and worth keeping at all costs

>>41584201
yep
not drifting through the wind or anything
just sort of ...there

cryptid sighting

>>41584241
>just sort of ...there
filled with cum

>>41584248
Poon bitch Project

>>41584214
thanks

>>41584265
haven't jacked it in a while so maybe

go deltoid go

So New York is a shit city with tons of crime, homelessness and violence and now they wanna make it even worse by electing incompetent politicians? What a clown show !

Milking deltas prostate while he cries about being a top... his sobs turn to moans as he starts to cum and I spank his round ass and call him a good boy

>>41584302
Wanna go on a a date?

>>41584306
Need a hand?
>>41584347
>shit city with tons of crime, homelessness and violence
Seems like there wasn't much competence to begin with lul

>>41584355
no ty

>>41584376
maybe

feels bad to have people let you know the only reason they hang is because they dont have anyone better

>>41584448
>That's cool. Oh, I just remembered! I got something for ya...

>>41584448
lmao that's such a mean thing to say

Might suck my first cock soon. Im scared because although im excited, I Grew up incredibly religious and for thr past decade ive been feeling shameful.
I really want to do it, and he's very nice and I find him attractive. Im just scared. I don't know what to expect from the future. I dont know what to expect from how ill change. Will I change? Will i feel disgusted? I used to feel nasty bouncing on dildos but I dont anymore. I just. Aaaaaaaaahhhhh
Im 27 and still also worried about how my family will think. I dont even live with them. Why why why why why why. Yes i want it. I want it so fucking bad.

idk many shapes with a single vertex

>>41584448
what did they actually say (you might be overreacting)

>>41584492
true. Really makes you think
>>41584486
Some guy of grindr or what?

>>41584542
>Some guy of grindr or what?
No a guy ive known for a while and we have flirted a lot. We are just going to see each other irl soon again. I really regret not doing it the first time.
Without giving too much info, we are in some hobby groups together and we hold regular get together in local areas.

I just pussied out last year and im scared of it happening again. I want to get over this old religious regret. Why cant I just be me

>>41584558
Get that dick girl. I also grew up really religious but I only struggled with it in my early teens then I just got over it.

Why are boomers so awkward on Grindr? They dont understand that no answer is an answer

Why are boomers permitted to live?

>>41584681
I find it kinda endearing

Why are boomer so hot in a gross way...

>>41584525
need to suck some tits and play with myself

>>41584681
That’s almost everyone on grindr. People won’t read profiles and send a butthole pic as an introduction with no words attached

did you vote yesterday?

>>41584774
I voted like a month ago

The truth is if Deltykins was a Duke's second son, you'd all go "wow, so content, so pious." Autism is his superpower.

>>41584783
> I voted like a month ago
same. i live in PA and mail in vote is sweet

>>41584786
i'd think he was even lamer, and he's impressively lame now

>>41584774
I early voted and double voted yesterday

Okay, but would you...?

can u retards stop banging on about politics, it's alienating to everyone who isn't a retard

>>41584774
>siwa
NO
is it JoJo siwa??????

>>41584887
yeah, if he's face down

>>41584906
No it's Silwa. But I like to imagine their related.

>>41584887
I know it stinks good

>>41584906
Can you aaaaaa, put your fuckin' trip on???? Blu???!

>>41583738
how do i find a boy that looks like the one on the right

>>41584906
That bunny should get ravaged by a wolf I think
>is it JoJo siwa??????
It's all I can think of when people say his name.

>>41584918
Kindergarten

>>41584912
oh whoops lol I should've been wearing glasses

>>41584914
trip?

>>41584923
maybe I should draw a handsome wolf bf
I like the idea of having a bf who is like a predator in the nature sense, and who sees me as his prey. it's a good dynamic

Delta why won't you hold me like this

fuck, marry or kill?

>>41585141
Kill myself

>>41585141
kill, kill, kill,

>>41585141
All three molested inside and out. I want to feel the silky smoothness of their insides.

Guy who messaged me yesterday is ignoring me now

>>41585141
Kill, kill, concubine

>>41585202
maybe he got some already?

Saw two guys inspecting each others pubes in a locker room and I just walked straight out

>>41585239
coward

>>41585279
>>41585279
>>41585279
gay homo queer gay men gay

no