Thread 41589163

q4t: If the trolly was headed towards 5 chasers would you pull the lever and kill one tranny?
q4c: if the trolly was headed towards 5 trannies would you pull the lever and kill one chaser.
Previous: >>41585764

18-19 year old trannies <3

>>41589163 (OP)
saving the girls

>>41589163 (OP)
qott. No. not a statement against chasers in any way i have just come to the conclusion over my life that it is my moral obligation to protect trannies over anything else. sorry to those 5 chasers

>>41589163 (OP)
>q4c: no shit
Make it 20 chasers to save one tranner and maybe I'll scratch my head

>>41589163 (OP)
2/5 of the trannies are going to kill themselves anyways and 2/3 of the remainder are transbians so really what you're talking about is killing a chaser to save 1 straight tranny and idk that i could do that

>>41589163 (OP)
>If the trolly was headed towards 5 chasers would you pull the lever and kill one tranny?
>if the trolly was headed towards 5 trannies would you pull the lever and kill one chaser.
The classic answer i give to this question is that it is immoral to find oneself in this situation
you need to have stood idly by while people were tied to the track and the only correct course of action is to find some way to prevent all deaths
however, i realize that this is an unsatisfying answer to most, so: yes, i would pull the lever

>>41589163 (OP)
It really depends on the chaser and tranners. Like the chaser could be panty sniffer, or maybe the tranners are all mtfg trips.

>>41589214
this is a good point i would let the train go in whichever direction causes it to hit panty sniffer

>>41589163 (OP)
Yes
Also, can I choose which chaser dies?

>>41589224
yes but it cant be you

>>41589229
Fuck

>>41589223
multi track drifting just to be safe

Need a chaser to fuck with my head by tying me to the tracks and then right before I get hit bu the trolley he saves me and im sobbing and he's telling me I should be grateful and then I thank him and then he gives me a reason to cry by punching me in the tummy and mating pressing me....

Can you be ‘real friends’ with someone you are not willing to materially support?
>give them a place to stay
>cover their bills
>take care of them if they get sick
That sort of stuff
Can you be ‘real friends’ only on the basis of sharing interests, relating to each other
>this would include listening to them when they need psychological support

>>41589163 (OP)
make the train go to where the 5 people are and finish off the other person myself, quick and efficient, I only care about the numbers

>go out to local lgbt club night
>every passer is agp/poly/both
>settle for a midtwink
on loop forever

>>41589163 (OP)
>q4c
not even trying these days, I see

>>41589253
living the dream anon. the poly agp passers will cannibalize each other

>>41589163 (OP)
I took Philosophy in university and they made us buy a 300$ textbook that was about 50% trolley problems/answers .___.

>>41589253
the passers can get away with expressing those things openly. the midtwinks cannot. i'll leave you to work out the rest

>>41589272
this is just bronya isn’t it

>>41589282
i have no idea who that is <3

radical slacktivist airhead

>>41589299
me

>>41589253
straight, monogamous trans women who pass would not be caught dead in that scene

>>41589253
>man looks in dumpster
>complains it contains trash

>>41589272
>>41589307
much to think about

>>41589264
This would be worth it it every scenario came with a trolley doodle

>>41589306
I know it’s so easy to recognize by the mask-slipping-crying-wojack stench.

>>41589323
are u mad at me

>>41589320
the thing to think about is the girl you’re looking for there is not the kind of girl looking for you precisely because you are the type of guy to looking there

>>41589264
damn they had answers?? link????

>>41589327
No, I agree with the part of you that (for now) pretends you that posting here is just for a laugh (and might someday truly accept it)

>>41589345
i post here very seriously im in a committed relationship with this thread

>>41589163 (OP)
>q4t:
How is this even a question?

won’t catch me at no motherfucking club, much less some rainbow colored one

>>41589367
I wanna see you on the dance floor twerking

>>41589367
yes yes we get it you're god's most homophobic boymoder

>>41589249
Guys could you please help me with this question?

>>41589253
What kinda music were they playing?

>>41589387
friendship is a subjective value that differs from person to person. i would provide material support to someone i considered my friend. it's impossible to speak about it in any more detail

>>41589392
Me and who?? I don't quite have that guys complexion though

>>41589387
Yes, and a real friend would not expect you to give you those things

>>41589397
don't worry babe i got some real short shorts a big tub of shoe polish let's work some magic <3

>>41589373
I don’t condone degeneracy and hedonism, regardless of sexual orientation. Grow up

>>41589402
i worship degeneracy and hedonism i think it's my divine calling

>>41589387
Friends aren't replacement parents.

>>41589387
Yes. Obviously, there's a limit to how much you as a person can stretch yourself as a provider for your friends which varies from person to person, you shouldn't expect it from everyone, but you should be grateful to those who extend a hand

>>41589393
Techno

>>41589404
yeah ok keep pwning the chvds by drinking your warm piss o algo

>>41589401
If we do that it will mean I can never run for political office afterwards

>>41589412
Least the music was good then

I'm so dry and it's not even winter yet

>>41589415
im not pwning anyone i'm just living in alignment with my values. maybe you'll get it once you're a little further into your transition?

If you can't do this then you are fake trans and gtfo

Bye bronya
Bye dawgy your ass would never fit through that
Bye Andrewa
Bye Braith

>>41589416
ummmm... then i guess we could try dark onions sauce?
>>41589434
I could do this easily. Send me the location. Wait my big irish head might gimp me does that still count

Probably a stupid question but got home from work really late and when I went to go take my E, I accidentally swallowed my pills instead of taking them sublingually, I just wasn't thinking about it, are my levels gonna be fucked up?

>>41589425
nice, I’m glad your values are all about drinking your own piss. It really shows how much you value yourself

>>41589434
I prefer women who can’t do this
Just saying

>>41589434
My thigh wouldn't even fit through that

The girls are fighting

>>41589419
its hard out here. lets do our best
>>41589444
ok i need you to listen to me very closely. your values might be very slightly different for, what, one day? you are going to be transitioning for, presumably, the rest of your life. i promise it will be okay. just relax as long as u are getting e in your body its gonna be chill hrt isn't serious its just about having fun and being yourself

>>41589396
Thank you for responding but this does not answer
>>41589398
>>41589410
Are you a man or a woman and are you over 30? The reason I ask is because I have a theory that younger people expect material support as part of “real” friendship, and I also wonder whether women are more likely to think so
>>41589412
>Yes
Yes, you can be a real friend without providing material support? (Clarifying because you also said “you shouldn’t expect it from everyone”)

>>41589453
it’s not a fair fight since I’m a man, I’ve got too much personal responsibility and self respect and sheeit

>>41589464
Man, yes.

>>41589446
i do value myself. very much so, in fact. that's not value that can be dulled by someone seeing my body naked. value like that seems a little fragile i hope it's not too much work constantly preserving it. im lucky i would much rather be a plate that is used to eat off for generations than good porcelain collecting dust behind glass. i guess it's just a cultural thing

>>41589446
don’t bother, she’s an empty shell
to use a phrase I know you will enjoy: all bark, no bite

>>41589443
Are you new? U sound cute

I think being a straight monogamous chaser with a passing trans gf that wants to keep her dick is too much of a pipe dream

I think i'll just be straight and cope with porn

>>41589482
it’s bronya

>>41589477
nuh uh there's a fistful of pills rattling around the bottom rn. im gonna grab a panini once i hit town and do some shopping i want more rings and bangles
>>41589482
I'm new to some, old to others. why do you ask?

>>41589486
there's girls like that out there! im a tranner looking for something exactly like that. but my standards are equally high. you gotta make sure you're bringing plenty to the table for a girl like that! good luck!

>>41589471
that’s cool, you view yourself as a plate for others to use as they please
you’ve got some real value as an inanimate piece of dishware
personally after the piss thing I just see you as a toilet bowl, maybe a urinal if I wanna be nice

No need to fight over me…

I have the urge to talk about weird autistic topics and it would be nice to have someone that does the same and gets it

>>41589495
you can see me as whatever you like, babe! i know exactly who i am and what i'm doing. do you? it feels totally great other people's opinions on it become like basically not even any of my business it rules

>>41589486
>a passing trans gf that wants to keep her dick
I think this will become increasingly the case as time goes on and transphobia among both straight trans women and straight men decreases
So the questions is, how soon are you aging out of dating girls in their 20s?

>>41589500
babe i cannot overstate the extent to which you are in the right aisle. welcome to your own personal heaven

>>41589495
>immediately notices the self-objectification
Twinkchan this is why I admire and love you

>>41589500
We all just want someone who cares and sees us no matter how autistic the topic is

>>41589501
yeah, you have no self awareness, just a zombie on a dozen anti psychotic meds. I’m very jealous, you're gonna go far with that piss drinking

>>41589508
>>41589512
Okay but I've been thinking about building sheet materials

>>41589503
thats actually like totally true girls like me are the next wave i was surprised by how backwards this place is. but i guess it maybe means more competition if you're looking at dating that way?

>>41589517
Im unfamiliar tell me more

>>41589503
What's the appropriate answer to this if I'm almost 31, idk

>>41589517
ok you're gonna need to prep me with some ground knowledge are you thinking about (building sheet) (materials) or (building) (sheet materials). because i do not know what either building sheets or sheet materials are

tgf who wears boxers under a skirt

>>41589519
I have noticed trannies police one another very strictly on the issue of bottom dysphoria
>SRS or faketrans choose only one

>>41589464
As in, some people simply don't have that tether of material support to provide you with, and that can change over time and with how close you are, so you shouldn't expect to always be bailed out

>>41589523
to be honest i think that's something you have to decide for yourself. how much younger would you be comfortable dating rn
>>41589527
i used to do this before i quit wearing underwear. but long skirts im not a pervert
trannies in general i feel i never see wearing long skirts they're totally cute whats wrong with a maxi

>>41589509
beneath that fake nonchalant persona is a deeply insecure person desperate for any attention and any feeling

>>41589530
yeah that's the deal here. i dont give a fuck if someone thinks im faketrans and i think most real world trannies have never even heard that word. just the culture here

>>41589535
do you think so?

>>41589542
no, I just call it how I smell it

>>41589555
i don't feel particularly insecure! there's times when i do, for sure. if i want attention i can open grindr and sit on the main screen for a couple seconds and get it. but im pretty satisfied by what i get from talking with friends alone. i don't know. maybe all of that is cope and it'll collapse suddenly at one point. would be pretty funny

anyone seen rick lately?

>>41589542
twinkchan does this often. don’t blame him. he’s a manmoding manchild millennial stuck in Mexico with a shitty laptop and a shit paying job. he holds grudges over petty stuff because of his difficult situation

when i drink piss i drink it ice cold because im not a fucking barbarian

>>41589579
don't talk about her like that boymoding is hard from what i can understand and it stresses me out that people just get stuck in it with no clear view of a way out it makes sense that that experience would make you weird about trannies. also how do you know her laptop is shitty go fuck yourself she could have top of the line and you would have no idea. besides as long as it pulls up fourchan its all good right

>>41589523
If you believe “half your age plus eight” then you’re youngest partner at 44 would be 30, so 13 years from now for you.
Now we have to estimate how many years from now it will take for transphobia among straight trans women and straight men such that demand for SRS significantly decline for passers: let’s just say best case scenario 5 years and worst case 10 years. Using our age appropriateness rule above, you can date women in their 20s for this entire window.
But let’s also assume that younger passers are more likely to not want SRS than older ones. Your odds significantly decrease as you move toward the end of that window, unless you disregard the age appropriateness rule — and that probably depends on how wealthy you are you approach your 40s.
The other option is to become less transphobic yourself, right now, and fate a nonpasser. I think they are less likely to want SRS (although that theory will probably get me in trouble).

>>41589531
But would you say, all things being equal, a “true friend” is someone who would bail you out?

>>41589535
being a tranny in your 20s amirite

>>41589598
i feel like your so-called math is not really factoring in that these are the same women who are getting older at the same rate as that anon is. and this weird "women in their 20s" thing is like some weird baggage you're putting on the whole equation

i will say as an alleged passer i would not want to date a guy who wouldn't date me if i didn't pass. but there's not really any way to select for this

>>41589535
Right, look how irritated she gets when I don't acknowledge her, she wanted to know what I thought of her so bad. Like why does she care what I think. I'm nobody to her.

millenials should be allowed to date younger trannies because youngshits didn't exist when they were coming of age

also age gaps are queer culture

>>41589613
you're not nobody to me... you're a really important person in my life i really value the bond we've built up :c that's why i care so much about what you think of me

>>41589587
Post the video

>>41589617
you don't know a damn thing about queer culture and you shouldn't presume to speak about it, breeder

Has anybody seen Frisson?

have you all never heard of urine therapy?

>>41589609
Parallel aging is taken into account by the half plus eight rule and by selected “20-something passers” as the dateable demographic (most likely to both pass and not want SRS at any given time (i.e., the youngest).
My assumption is that wanting SRS is largely a matter of latent transphobia and demand will decline as trans women are more comfortable being trans women (as opposed to not quite cis women) and straight men are more able to understand that trans women are women (but not cis women).

>>41589598
thanks for your analysis, anon. Tbh though probably should have said idc really if they want SRS though, I was more just talking about age appropriateness. sorry

>>41589627
getting gangbanged in a sex swing

>>41589621
ok one second

>>41589617
I believe that even friendships between people of the Millennial generation and older and Generation Z and younger are going to become increasingly difficult because of changing concepts of friendship based on economic forces.
That said, the same forces will probably make age-gap dating, if not long term relationships, more common (if not more socially acceptable).

>>41589631
holy cope brother

>>41589425
Bronya. If you get any criticism for your piss drinking, remember this. Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.

>>41589634
>idc really if they want SRS though
But you specified “wants to keep her dick”?
Anyhow, if that doesn’t matter to you then you’re just stuck with the same miserable dating pool all chasers are stuck with.
And of course ai acknowledge it is even worse for trannies.
I don’t mean miserable in the sense of the people being bad (that is absurdly over exaggerated here) but rather just because the pools are really very small.

>>41589658
outstanding post, anon

>>41589651
where’s the cope cuz

>>41589666
>satanic trips
is she your type?

>>41589631
I wouldn't say largely. i would say an environment that's less transphobic will definitely have more people who are just comfortable being a girl with a dick, as evidenced by (desire for) SRS being less common in women who engage in t4t in general. i dont know i think you have to think about how women en masse will react to changing social environments and how long it takes people to work through their own latent transphobia

>>41589660
im literally always saying this. altho i think everyone here is the disturbed so what does that make me

my favourite twitter feed is looking at james lindsay's account because every single post is him saying some really cringe thing and getting ratioed, mostly for being such an irrationally pro-israel commentator

>>41589675
>altho i think everyone here is the disturbed so what does that make me
An artist.

Just sitting in my cuck chair waiting for the Sarah video to drop

>>41589627
Too bad she doesn't come around that much, I could really have some fun riling that babydoll up with a video lol

>>41589690
damn right baby

i went on a late night walk to the store instead of ordering food can i get praise for that

>>41589691
its a cuck couch at this point what should we all do while we wait. i could make some snacks

>>41589702
Good job.

>>41589702
woawww good job cordyceps! ehh doesn't really roll off the tongue

>>41589702
proud of u my nigga

>>41589702
All joking aside this is a positive thing. Proud of you
>>41589705
Can you make some tacos?

>>41589621
https://files.catbox.moe/oz2k4m.mp4

>>41589707
>>41589711
>>41589712
thank you!!!

>>41589712
FUCK NO TIME
>>41589713
damn i would need new underwear if i wore any

>>41589716
so cold.... what a bpd bitch she switched up on me so fast... even so that just makes her even cuter

>>41589617
I want it the other way around where I have a hag mommy gf

>>41589721
what about a cusper. wait how old are you im not a cradle robber. and have you had all your shots

>>41589669
i dont really have a type
all women are beautiful だよ

>>41589727
e-even me? >///<

can you girls fucking behave you're gonna scare off the moids

>>41589713
Oh my. Love the new piss trend

>>41589729
good art makes you feel
you are good art

>>41589732
all 2 of them

>>41589732
Let them run. I'm faster

>>41589732
Drink piss or I’ll leave

never drank my own piss but i swallow my own cum every time a jork it

>>41589745
how's it taste

>>41589740
>>41589741
>>41589744
this is why you only get slutty chaser pics when i'm here to fish them up for you

>>41589748
i have a very clean diet so it's quite neutral

>>41589736
can u pat my head and call me good art again

>>41589672
With transphobia, I believe the correct term is “internalized” rather than “internal” — that is it “comes from the outside.” I say this because the alternatively, we would be talking about an innate feeling of being a man, with is contrary to the experience of trans women.
The corner case masochistic emasculation fetish, but I think overall MEF enjoyers are not considered trans women. (Our very own Meffy is probably a poorly coping tranny, however.)
The upshot is that internalized transphobia will less as society becomes less transphobic. I believe straight men will lead the way on this by increasingly being open to date trans women as they are increasingly passing (a likely consequence of earlier transitions, itself also helped along by decreasing social transphobia).
I also think cis women will be the most resistant to the decline in transphobia, which (combined with other trends) will also hasten straight men becoming more accepting of trans women as dateable. (I won’t be so hasty as to say marriageable, but one would expect a similar if not as robust increase there, too, especially if desire for child rearing continues to decline.)
You make a great point about the lower demand for SRS among bisexual and lesbian trannies.

>>41589732
a moid asked for this!
>>41589745
ive done that but only by accident

>>41589752
noted

>>41589757
okay you'll scare off all the non-creepy moids

>>41589751
What do you want?

>>41589660
>>41589675
That doesn’t work out to something being disturbing for that reason qualifying as art

>>41589732
It's okay I'm about to sleep anyways

>>41589757
how does this happen by accident?
>>41589759
it's a pretty decent closed-loop protein system

>>41589745
>mefmoder

>>41589762
to be understood but not perceived

I came back from an involuntary nap and there’s piss drinking

>>41589773
no i'm a chaser

>>41589751
? I am a chaser who sometimes post pic
But thank you

>>41589755
>>41589766
i don't think it's art because it's disturbing. i think it's art because my parents are rich and im telling you it is. that seems to be how it works in general

>>41589779
sorry ai just saw you say you have a clean diet so def not mefmoder

>>41589776
Isn’t it great

>>41589785
LEAVE HER ALONEEEEE
>>41589761
the creepy ones are the ones who would be scared off by some good old fashioned urine therapy

>>41589774
Oh, I can't do that sorry

>>41589784
this is one of the most British things ai have ever seen posted here

A girl to cuddle with, snuggle even

>>41589774
Your desire for the second part allows me to fulfill your desire for the first part

>>41589755
oop included you in a reply without typing out my response
- i think many people who are very clearly "real" trans women engage in MEF
- i think straight men will be the very last to accept trans women, with cis women being the first, from my own experience
- i think transphobia is internalised and accumulated much more intensely in those who will later become trans women, even in accepting societies; they misidentify and fail to examine a hatred that is directed inwards

tried by myself tonight without anyone or anything, goodnight.

>>41589800
help help i'm being perceived

>>41589753
ur a good art *pat pat*
>>41589734
im glad you like it <3
>>41589761
fair.
>>41589772
girl was giving me a handjob while I was laying on a beanbag and i think my hips were elevated and when i came it arced through the air and hit me in the face right on the corner of the mouth and partially in my eye
i didn't like "eat" it but i did have to taste it
horrendous btw idk how bottoms do it

>>41589772
waste not want not that's what i always say
>>41589793
dont you ever say that about even a joke i make go fuck yourself

>>41589804
im proud of you. good night
>>41589812
yahooo :D

>>41589787
More of a brapper kind of chaser

>>41589824
brapper you say. understood. your wish is my command (monkey's paw curls)

>>41589745
I used to do this all the time when I was a teenager...

>>41589752
Mine was a little sweet.

>>41589598
strong believer of what's legal is legal, and people know when they like each other.

>>41589816
thanks and i gotchu. 1 sec.
>>41589835


>>41589824
you got it

>>41589856
i don't really think you have to be a believer of "what's legal is legal" thats like a tautology i think you mean "what's legal is right" which is an insane thing to say. whats ur stance on apartheid

>>41589858
thank you i dont know what i would do without you. its sure coming up a lot lately huh. chasers gotta be more careful what they wish for

ok i made u another one. this circuit either increments or decrements a value based on the flip of a coin. but cause its a QUANTUM coin u basically do both at the same time. isnt that cool now we can walk a value for a set number of steps and get a normally distributed result

>>41589893
a quantum coin... how many dr pepper does it buy

>>41589893
explain in meathead terms pls

>>41589895
|0>+|1>
--------
sqrt(2)

>>41589898
i dont want squirt i want dr pepper

>>41589864
apartheid is illegal THOUGH

>>41589864
You're right, what I mean is people know when they like each other, and 20 year olds aren't kids.
Even if it was illegal to do it with 25 year olds, I'd be like "it's not actually wrong though". I wouldn't end a friendship over it, or report anyone to the police, because the law is clearly in error at that point.

>>41589803
It’s true that trans women engage in MEF — I cited Meffy as an example, as I believe it’s a matter of internalized transphobia. But remember, we’re talking about prospective changes a decrease in transphobia might cause.
Straight men have the most to gain, other than trans women, from becoming less transphobic: and increase in potential partners overall and, specifically regarding straight trans women, potentially partners who straightforwardly value their masculinity. When it comes to becoming less transphobic, straight men have nothing to lose but their chains!
By contrast, cis women (especially white, college-educated ones) stand to lose the most from becoming less transphobic: more competition for privileged access to many social goods (measured in differential outcomes) such as education, healthcare, employment, and social prestige. There is a reason that TERFism is the most socially acceptable form of transphobia. If you ever experience hanging around cis women as a stealthoid, I think your experience would drastically change.
I think transphobia is internalized to a far lesser degree in societies that are less transphobic than in ones that are transphobic, again because transphobia is logically “internalized” rather than innate.

hey stu did u know that dr pepper comes out of my cock when u rub it?

>>41589909
rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub

>>41589893
>but cause its a QUANTUM coin u basically do both at the same time.
please stop contributing to this misconception
>>41589904
>i dont want squirt
classic chastity cuck line

met someone the other day who said they don't like music?? wtf. I cannot comprehend that

>>41589925
thought I didn't like music for years. I mostly just didn't like radio music.

>>41589911
uuuh yeah its coming
open your mouth babe

>>41589930
Hmmm, I guess i can kind of get that if youre talking about like top 40 shlock? What kind of music do you like now?

>>41589907
Yeah there is nothing intrinsically wrong with a 20-something and someone older than that dating.
People make the mistake of interpreting everything as power differential because they have learned just enough to be dumb in a way that feels smart.
However, there are plenty of reasons why a 20-something and anyone older than that may be a dumb idea.
>>41589925
I’ve heard that, too. Do you think that person means they don’t like enough to learn about it to the level of being able to hold up their end in a conversation?

>>41589925
I met someone who didnt like food. he just eats for sustenance. Irl people are much weirder than 4channers and that’s why I like this site

Have you ever gone from being the favorite guy of an incredibly attractive tranner to her basically not caring about you anymore? I feel like a toy that's been thrown away.

>>41589925
>>41589939
Both of them probably post here

>>41589897
ok so a coinflip can be either heads or tails right? we can just write that as 0 for tails and 1 for heads for convenience. what we do is we toss a coin up in the air and catch it in a closed box before it hits the ground. now the coin could be either heads or tails, but there's no way to know until you open the box. so what side is the coin on before the box is opened? current physics says its in a "superposition" where it's kind of heads and kind of tails, which "collapses" into a single state when you open the box. i get that's kinda hard to imagine but stay with me here. so the diagram above is basically a blueprint of a machine which will either add one or subtract one from a number based on whether the coin is heads or tails. if we build the machine to work off the coin in the box and flip it again and repeat, we can make a machine that evaluates the result of doing that for all the possible coin flips for however long you run it in one go! isnt that cool!
thats how quantum computers are (sort of) faster; they don't have to work out the result for heads and then the result for tails, they just use a coin that's sort of heads and sort of tails and work out both at once!
>>41589923
you're right im sorry its just easier to explain...
>>41589904
oh in that case you're gonna have to wait another 10-50 or so years for the field to advance we only have squirt rn im sorry

>Sarah squirming as her cockhead swells
>Sarah’s back arching
>Sarah powerfully spurting a thick arc of cum
>Into Sarah’s own moaning mouth
it’s pretty fucking hot bros

>>41589923
thats not what i meant...
>>41589933
yayy :) dr pepper

>>41589940
sucks, right. pump and dump guys are the same for us. its rough out here

>>41589940
how long did u interact with her? was it only on discord?

>>41589811
TOO LATE

>>41589947
It does indeed suck my dear Bronxhë

>>41589937
I think they actually really meant that they just don't like listening to music. Crazy.

>>41589944
me think me get it thank. Bronya

>>41589949
About 13 months
>was it only on discord
IRL too. We have each other's full address, phone numbers, everything.

>>41589958
aww :(( im sorry anon. getting dumped is really painful

>>41589958
that sucks anon. Let me know if she needs a rebound man

hey bronya can you give me a math problem to solve

>>41589935
Hmm. Lots of things.
Prog rock, jazz fusion, Touhou remixes, sometimes drum and bass or classic metal. Sonic soundtracks. I'm starting to realise I might really like 90's dance music, but need to hear more of it.

i was a hot guy's favorite toy for a little bit i miss it

>>41589943
no. he was an old person

>>41589969
Those things are not mutually exclusive

>>41589905
it is now!
>>41589907
i don't know ive met a lot of damn stupid 20 year olds. as the other anon predicts my only issue is the power differential. ive just watched a long conveyor belt of trans girls who are young and naïve and don't know it yet get taken advantage of by guys who should know better stretching as far as the eye can see for my whole life. and there's no getting through to those girls so all i can do is try and get through to the men. but they aren't proving any more reasonable :/
i think there's a lot of very stupid men in their 30s and a lot of women in their 20s who are sharp as a tack. but as i've always said my problem is not with dating one woman younger than you even if people will side eye you like crazy, i think love is love. my issue is with the type of guy who ONLY dates women much younger than him, because that man is, in no uncertain terms, a predator and a pedo, in the sense of being attracted to younger features and traits

>>41589953
here's hoping we both find one who sticks around. ill raise a glass of raki to that

>>41589959
Thank you. Yes

>>41589966
Nice, glad you came round. 90's dance music could be a lot of stuff - a lot of genres evolving during that time. I've been listening to this set a lot lately which is mostly 90s trance/ hard house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er7GjSb5mHU

>>41589965
what field? how's your linalg?

>>41589956
i hope it kinda makes sense im not so good at explaining stuff but its so cool to me

>>41589987
ok give me a linear algebra question
it's been a while

>>41589966
>Touhou remixes
Yup. Built for chaser cock

>>41589990
nah in all seriousness you actually explained it really well, thanks

>>41589944
what good is math if it cant buy dr pepper

>>41589975
>my issue is with the type of guy who ONLY dates women much younger than him, because that man is, in no uncertain terms, a predator and a pedo
NTA but I think it's more like a man who only does that has a lot of flaws that make him unable to attract women his own age so he goes looking for a power imbalance because that's the only way he's able to score

>>41589993
the shitty soundcloud playlist stays ON during sex

>>41589944
you're just like Schrodinger with his fucking cat
>>41589945
the girl just laughed and she still tell people about it and laughs
but she dated me for 9 years so ig it wasn't THAT embarrassing
>>41589946
ik i just wanted to make fun of u cuz im drunk
i need to be, or i'll shit myself during takeoff im so scared of flying u guise

>>41589975
just about everyone is attracted to “younger features and traits”
they are only a pedo if it’s so much younger that the person with those traits is a child
also if naive people are presumptively to vulnerable to date then it is wrong to date any tranny whatsoever

>>41589975
I would keep it at "people know when they like each other". None of this systematizing people try to do with numbers can account for the fact that individuals are all different.
We're teetering on the brink of people being treated like sinners, because of perfectly mature and consensual relationships, which to me seems absurd.
Branding someone a pedo for being attracted to 20 year olds is also teetering very close to the kind of persecution that you maybe don't want to encourage. Are you protecting people at that point, or are you rabble rousing?

>>41590008
I don't think all tranners are naive

>>41590005
as per my narration, your self-facial is hot
but if it was me there rather than her not a drop would have reached you
captcha 2WANK

>>41590003
>BABE YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO ME
>I HAVE TO GO TO THE PARK BENCH AT NIGHT AND SMOKE WHILE LISTENING TO MY SHITTY DIVORCED DAD ROCK PLAYLIST

>>41590002
to me a man looking for a power imbalance is straightforwardly a predator
>>41590005
what are you scared of a little copenhagen interpretation. scared to get a little indeterministic. don't worry i'll take good care of you. now get in the box

>>41590014
I don’t fault them for it, it’s just a requirement to be a tranner

>>41590005
its ok you can make fun of me as much as you want...
have a safe flight :)

>>41589940
this but it's what im made for
broh i was BUILT to be a thrown away toy broh
>>41589975
laws don't protect people, people protect laws
broh

i should quit nicotine

>>41590024
Yeah.

>>41590010
>rabble-rousing?
and/or virtue-signaling
it’s especially sus coming from people like bronya who self-market as libertines

>>41590017
>to me a man looking for a power imbalance is straightforwardly a predator
Yes but not always a pedo

i have to get my hair cut tomorrow. very worried. also their stupid automated system booked me as a men's haircut

>>41590021
>i was BUILT to be a thrown away toy
I would not use you as intended

>>41590028
what if they’re looking for a power imbalance as a kink from people with same kink (without either party larping)?

>>41589992
how's this?
>>41590000
quads of truth. emailing this post to my lecturer

>>41590042
this shit makes my humanities brain recoil in horror

>>41590030
>their stupid automated system booked me as a men's haircut
never heard of shit like this. unless you gettin them whack ass SuperCuts haircuts

>>41590046
dw it’s just pictures

>>41590040
What does that even mean?
>hurrrr I'm a 30 year old man who can't get bitches so I'm looking for an 18 year old who will be impressed by the fact that I've got a job at McDonald's and will let me treat her like shit ummm that's my kink btw

>>41590010
again, that's why im not putting specific restrictions on any one relationship. im talking about men with patterns of behaviour
>>41590008
there are many tranners who are not naïve. if you believe otherwise you have only spent time interacting with early transitioners and can be discarded along with your opinion.
i think the beauty standard is deeply pedophilic, yes. i dont think anyone would argue with that. you are still engaging in pedophilic attraction if you don't work through that and date women your own age like the rest of society

>>41590048
no i called them and scheduled but then it sent me a text on an automated YES/NO text thingy asking me to confirm a mens haircut appointment. idk its not like i pass irl i just kinda doomed over it lol

>>41590051
40 something rich businesswoman who gets off to manipulating fuckboys looking for down on their luck 20 something with mommydom fantasies

>>41590021
trvke! that's why the BUT ITS LEGALL cope pisses me off

>>41590061
Do not exist outside of your gay little anime porn

>>41590028
sure yea it should have been an or not an and

>>41590061
I wish this existed outside of my gay little anime porn. Life would be much better

>>41590046
dont worry i promise your field would do the exact same to me. please keep working hard i dont know what we would do without you! ill keep working hard too!

>>41590061
if i was a little more evil maybe i would do this. i think i'll just do it to the 30yos looking for an easy tranny cash cow instead. no thats an economic power differential. damn being woke sucks

next year is the year of the linux desktop fyi

>>41590056
>only spent time
no not even close just vacuous pontificating per usual
and yes all your posts are evidence of boundless naïveté, idc whether you ID as novice or journeyman? journeytran! transitioner
>the rest of society
all of society finds youth more attractive than age overall welcome to erf

>OHHH NOOOOOO DONT FERTILIZE MY 40 YEAR OLD WOMB WITH YOUR 20 YEAR OLD SEMEN NOOOOOO
Pure cinema

She was only 2 years younger than me

>>41590072
do it exists (more so than ever before), terminally online will never know however

>>41590084
frankly speaking these posts alone should be grounds for your hard drives to be checked

Anyone feel like posting some nudes/lewds?

>>41590088
there are probably billions of hours of porn of this by this point

>>41590015
she's generally not one to waste any herself
even when we use lotion as lube she was always sure to clean my cock with her mouth when i was done with her
>>41590019
i know.
thank you
>>41590032
and how would you use me, then?
>>41590063
laws are a codification of morality
it's hard to get right because everyone has a different ethical system but he SHOULD be correct, in a realized ideal system

>>41590090
good morning saars

>>41590095
NO we will argue about age gaps like always and you will LIKE IT

>>41590095
i got this, is this anything?

can't wait until i lose enough weight that i can get back on antipsychotics without ggetting too fat :D

need a relationship where its immoral for me to date someone so old

>>41590101
BRO DONT JUMPSCARE ME LIKE THAT. fuck man

>>41590091
bronya: hedonist free spirit but also fascist prude
it’s rough being this empty of a genuine personality

>>41590097
i dunno i dont think clinging to the morality of a body of power over developing your own like an adult is ever an option

>>41590099
I'm just a chill guy, I don't like arguing

>>41590101
Could be. Drink some more sake and post more and we find out

>>41590111
>>41590091
ngl i'm taking bronya's side on this

Speaking of power imbalances. Most of the time a cis man x tranner relationship will already include that by default. So a huge age gap will only reinforce that.

>>41590095
https://litter.catbox.moe/lvb2s5ls5g6zjw9b.mov

>>41590111
you confuse my liberation for naïvité. even on anarchist communes you have to deal with predators. that's why im not a libertarian, in american terminology

>>41590097
>even when we use lotion
we would never need lotion
>how would you use me
often and sustainably
>>41590101
ffffuck yes

I’m going to solve this age gap shit in 5 seconds.
Based: Old Woman X Young Man
Cringe: Old Man X Young Woman

>>41590116
right like. there will always be countless points of power imbalance in a relationship. the question is how do we mitigate and or overcome them, i guess

>>41590121
what nationality are you ive still not watched any of your clips with sound on

>>41590130
She's Albanian

>>41590121
I didn’t call you a libertarian; my point is that you have not consistent or coherent sense of self and instead regurgitate from a menu of slogans you have consumed to suit whatever mood or tone you guess the people around you are in

>>41590127
i mean i agree on the grounds of based and cringe i dont really think those are ethical concepts though
>>41590130
I'm Albanian but i live in NYC, in Queens

>>41590110
BOO
>>41590113
that's because you think of the system of which you are a part as separate from you
if there is an aspect of it that is unacceptable to you, then change it. law is decided by a consensus of which you are a part
>>41590123
>sustainably
thank goodness, i was worried about the ecological impact

>>41590119
my pretty skinnyfat little stu gaining weight <3

>>41590138
it's all pretty coherent to me! would you like me to explain it in smaller words next time?

>>41590142
dont look at me i vote for the scottish appropriate-age relationship party (SAAR) every election

>>41590114
im on an airplane broh
um gonna drink more but i ain't gonna be taking any more lewds

>>41590042
im not too good at this
you think i could use mathematical induction for this?

>>41590140
>Albanian
oh my god i dont think we can be friends any more

>>41590155
i think you're getting it

>>41590152
idk bong politics so for all i know this isn't even a joke

>>41590161
yet another on the long list of hardships my people have endured
>>41590165
its absolutely real they've done a lot of really good work on housing

>>41590142
>ecological impact
babe the impact will be positively ECOLOGICAL
prepare your globe for warming

>>41590168
it's ok at least i can send you all my albanian memes

>>41590175
thats what im talking about total albanian reunification

>>41590148
your words couldn’t be more minuscule by any measure

>>41590095
max effort pic for you of me not moving or sitting up straight to take it

>>41590161
don’t believe it she has a pronounced American accent (many such British cases)

>>41590119
cute tummy stu

>>41590181
makes me v happy thx

>>41590179
thats rough. maybe take a couple courses at a community college
>>41590180
BASED
god i should revert
no i shouldnt im a daoist
>>41590185
well thats from my upbringing in queens do you not listen or
>>41590181
(barking)
also where are those boxers from holy shit

currently shuffling between the discographies of CMAT, britney spears, and chelsea wolfe. i need to lie down. why do i do this
although britney's everytime would make a great chelsea wolfe track and cmat could body flatlands

>>41590146
will you still love me when im 400lbs
>>41590186
ty :)
>>41590181
i want to live with a man. i want to have one of these around me at all times

>>41590200
okay

>>41590161
Serbian dog

>>41590207
okay

>>41590187
>>41590188
:)

>>41590190
cheap boxers from Kmart (we still have it in australia). think they're pure polyester so probably pumping microplastics straight into my balls.

>>41590212
that's hot

>>41590211
cool

>>41590181
it's pretty funny how every time a guy posts a pic the hottest part of the pic is something he wasn't even trying to take a pic of

>>41590224
cool

>>41590212
do u want some macroplastics too

>>41590205
it could happen today, i already told you you have a cute tummy, i got 2 (You)'s from your post

>>41590225
how do you know what I was trying to capture with that picture? Perhaps my mind works on a more elevated level than you think

>>41590190
>community college
It would take multiple life-threatening concussions to reduce me to your level

>>41590240
im feeling about ready to offer you those free of charge

>>41590244
with your jackboots no doubt

>>41590233
cool

>>41590239
oh yeah then tell me what i was referring to?

>>41590250
yes yes it is fascist of me to not let you groom children

>>41590235
have you fondled your balls recently or just belly?

>>41590254
adults are not children, il dooshe

>>41590235
I think I might be good on that front sorry

>>41590253
think we need to keep some sense of mystery here

>>41590262
whats the word that usually comes before "age of majority" again

>>41590239
i dont think its going to happen anytime soon but its nice to imagine
>>41590256
im constantly scratching my balls if that counts
>>41590264
:(

>>41590272
oh ok so you totally know and don't need me to tell you i see i see

>>41590273
the?

>>41590287
i was thinking of "legal". but you did a really good job and im proud of you for trying even when u werent sure

>>41590286
good to see we are on the same wavelength ;)

>>41590278
I was thinking more along the lines of self abuse

>>41590163
ok so far ive only got a recurrence relation for D_n, i will eat some potatoes and come back to it

stu is lowkey goated ngl

>>41590310
you're further along than u think im cheering u on
>>41590326
ive been saying this

>>41590008
If all tranners are naive then how was she able to manipulate and use me only to discard me when she got bored?

>>41590296
yayy :)
>>41590306
oh! then yes i have
>>41590326
hooray!!! :D

>>41590326
many saying this

>>41590296
Isn’t it only 16 in Scotland??

>>41590346
yup! the guys here never talk about 16-18 trannies though, for some reason. i guess maybe we have these conversations more because the age is lower here?

>>41590336
you are even more naive
many such chasers
>>41590338
do you know what self abuse is?

keysmashing is out, replying with an arbitrary number of samples from a normal distribution is in

>>41590363
picrel: clearly not normal distributed
FUCK
i forgot to initialise my qubits sorry my bad

>>41590355
im confused. are we still talking about my balls

>>41590375
also damn this shit isnt using my system fonts god jupyterlab is such fagware

>>41590384
it's also not subpixel antialiased disappointing desu

>>41590396
oh god i cant unsee it suddenly this is unreadable

>>41590352
Scottish chasers …

>jupyterlab
what a goddamn casual

>>41590376
we are always talking about your balls even when you think we’re talking about pancakes (mm syrup)

>>41589163 (OP)
>q4t
no. sisters > chasers

>>41590406
they're pre-cancelled purely by virtue of not already dating me
>>41590407
its called DATA SCIENCE APPLICATIONS and its STATE OF THE ART

>>41590410
that's what im talking about

>>41590411
they’re after the youngshits most likely

>>41590411
>STATE OF THE ART
>jupyter
learn to use a computer before you go to 4th channel dot gov

>>41590421
you know some people consider me a youngshit
>>41590422
dont ragebait me...

>>41590410
Scilla, what’s your opinion?
>>41589249

>>41590409
i dont understand. i dont understand anything

has anyone here tried pio i've decided i want to thiccmaxx

show this bitch a text editor and she'll shit her pants

Is chasing wrong? I don’t wanna be cancelled by some tranny with a grudge when we fuck and ghost

>>41590434
would you want a teacher and how strict?

can /cg/ tell me how strategically significant the Battle of Povrovsk is?

morny. i hope everyone is having a nice day

IF CHASING’S WRONG
I DON’T WANNA BE RIGHT

>>41590434
good. trannies who don’t understand anything are the best. dumb dumb trannies are good girls. smart smart trannies are nasty and independent Linux users who spam bbc on imageboards

>mentions black male genitalia out of nowhere
Why are chuds like this?

>mentions Linux out of nowhere
Why are Windows users like this?

>>41590443
nah bro it's fine

>>41590445
no

>>41590430
>>41589249
well it depends if you can materially afford to help friends in such a way, I think if you're friend is in trouble and you won't even let them couchsurf it's not a "real friendship". If you're only in for the interest sharing maybe giving occasional life advice or talk on life it's more of like situational friendship, you're not obligated with anything to anyone

>>41590438
i didn't but be safe with it, don't exceed<365 days and <10g lifetime pio exposure

>>41590451
not a bad day at all
im drunk af on this plane
sadly im a horny drunk so im embarrassing myself a li'l bit but that's future me's problem

>>41590487
planes are cool but i havent been on one in a while. its so interesting to see everything from above
have fun being drunk. embarrassing yourself is always fine every now and then i think

>>41590444
what would you be teaching me...
>>41590453
youre the one talking about bbc tho

>>41590441
this is true I am basically always very excited. but that's not what jupyterlab is ....

>>41590497
yeah i think so too
also i dont have a window seat
but im in first class so i get this view

>>41590464
they're literally obsessed like it's clearly they want this free and open source hole

>>41590515
mmm fuck yeah look at that fucking brötchen god I'm gonna cum just looking at it

>>41590515
that looks very tasty! enjoy. now i want to travel on a plane in first class

>>41590519
trip on rach

Masturbated to a guy jacking off and calling me the various diminutive forms of Konstantin in Russian and came harder than I have in years which could mean anything

>>41590512
yeah no shit that's my whole point
why i oughtta...
>>41590528
i would not take a 12-hour flight in peasant class
>>41590523
imagine how i feel im tasting it

>>41590530
i wish he has a job I don't maybe I really am mogged

>>41590515
is first class bread still weird and cold

>>41590538
yea for a flight that long i would not either lmao i would die. i need all the comforts i can get

>>41590538
i gotta go get me some brötchen and some nice butter while I'm out I need this

these entenmanns donuts are addicting what kind of donut even are they

>>41590550
how can you eat so much food and still be anorexic

hey bronya i think i got it

>>41590505
about pancake syrup

>>41590558
then D_n = 683 with n = 10, a = 2, b = -1

argued with bronya until she had to go jerk off

>>41590556
growing young lad

>>41590550
idk whats in those but i could eat like ten
>>41590562
im ready to learn! i didnt think there was much to know aboyt pancake syrup

>>41590571
no I had to go jerk off because I have therapy at 12.30 so I have to shower and if I jerk off pre shower I maximise the number of days before I jerk off and get sweaty again. OBVIOUSLY

>>41590576
so pretty I love you

>>41590581
do u get really sweaty when u jerk off. hows the smell

>>41590586
must really go at it

>>41590580
remember my first lesson, what are we ALWAYS talking about?

>>41590558
SO close. i was looking for picrel. but your evaluation is right!

>>41590549
>brötchen
a better trip for you than sonia

>>41590585
thank you i try to love myself too

>>41590586
depends how hard I goon this one was quick so I didn't really sweat

>>41590598
What's wrong with Sonia....

>>41590596
oh im such a stupid dumb moron :(

>>41590543
no it's soft and warm just like
ahh forget it
im not THAT drunk
(yet?)
>>41590544
same
at 6'3" i would not be able to stand after spending that long with my kneecaps pressed into my fucking pelvis

>>41590608
no you aren't!!!! it's really impressive to even get that close it's just a minor error

>>41590613
lmao poor you that sounds awful. sitting for so long is terrible it makes me feel weird

>>41590613
Don’t forget to have some water : )

>>41590591
ive been there
>>41590592
umm... pancake syrup? is that it?
>>41590604
thats disappointing
>>41590613
like fresh bread :) i want to fly first class it sounds cool

gorny

>>41590638
morning miss

>>41590632
this bloody mary has ice!
and tomato juice which has water in it!
and vodka which has water in it!
>>41590637
it really is

>>41590638
good morning!!

whats the best?
>night shower
>morning shower
for me it has to be night, imagine going to bed dirty, that shit is disgusting

>>41590654
both. but night is more relaxing

can i get a (You) from my favourite tranny? <3

>>41590556
ur a retard

>>41590664
shes busy

>>41590664
ugh fine.

>>41590664
(You) have to tell us who that is first

why are the trannies talking about math here

>>41590637
sorry sorry I'll do better next time

>>41590664
no but you can have one from me instead! i love you!

>>41590649
>>41590652
how are you TWO doing

>>41590685
I've started running remedial classes ever since I figured out how low the average education level was and they've been going really well!

>>41590685
It's hurting my chaser brain

>>41590692
i AM doing well today!
wby??

>>41590692
well, how are you and all the flora and fauna (or is one of those you)

>>41590672
>>41590673
>>41590683
>>41590689
one of you is my fav tranny!
(it is not discordia btw)

i got on a higher dose of e so my tits would grow and i hadn't really noticed anything but i just saw in the mirror my areolas are fucking huge all of a sudden does that mean my tits are gonna get bigger or am i just gonna be stuck with massive nipples

>>41590702
>ignoring the fungi
Rude tbdesu

>>41590703
yours is stu
mine is Sarah

>>41590700
rotates you 90° about the real axis

>>41590700
it's hurting my tranny brain as well

>>41590700
its also hurting my tranny brain dw

>>41590703
it's stu and you have good taste

>>41590701
>>41590702
i'm doing good!!! going to museum of natural history today :D & buying booze. the flora is doing crap cause it's ugly plants season here

>>41590713
lol thought the same thing

>>41590704
i don't know I'm not a doctor I'm a crossdresser on an online fetish thread keep taking your pills and leave me alone

>>41590619
my monitor must have been upside down when i was solving it
but it was fun nonetheless. i love you

>>41590723
we're twinning
!!

>>41590722
im happy to hear that!! those museums are super interesting i hope you have fun c:

>>41590704
the answer btw isyesthat indicates growth

>>41590727
twins!!!!

>>41590730
thankyou :D

>>41590686
work up a real sweat for me ok?
>>41590703
streets are saying its stu...

>>41590726
of course of course
as long as you had fun that's all that matters :D I love you too

>>41590703
e everyone else says it's ellie so that must be true
>>41590708
oh my...

>>41590741
i will I promise I'll do my best

I crossdress and drive into black neighborhoods wearing fake rubber Amazon tits and a wig and suck off as many black guys as i can to apologize for slavery

>>41590752
stunning and brave

fat girls are so hot my body gets me so agp. something about a haunch you can really bite into

>>41590752
Hey rach

are fat men hot

>>41589163 (OP)
>q4c: if the trolly was headed towards 5 trannies would you pull the lever and kill one chaser.
Easily bros before hoes, unless all those girls swear a blood pact to enter my harem as brides. They will have to be used daily for impregnation rituals otherwise back on the rails with you. Then it actually becomes a dilemma

I'm very autistic or some shit, brutal
>>41590770
chubby is ideal, not meme chubby, but somethng to grab onto you know?

AHAHAHA GET FUCKED IQCELS

>>41590777
I like them because they are way more masculine than the average man, they are also fucking strong for some reason. Only downside is the padding swallows up a couple of inches of dick but when he goes in deep it gets bone pressed anyway.

>>41590813
certified transbian

>>41590833
and that was with my roommate snoring in the background. realistically my iq is 200+

>>41590838
be sure to write this in your resume so that you certainly get employed

thoughts?

>>41590850
This is way too wordy which betrays how mad the person that made it is

>>41590850
this is so fucking confusing under an analysis of it not being a shit post. Like this is transpositive gooner incel theomonarchofascist misogyny

>>41590861
and I know I used big words but my ONE HUNDRED FORTY IQ mandates such. sorry neophytes

>>41590854
Entrancing

>>41590866
do keep looking at his ass please

>>41590873
Okay but I have to leave in 10 minutes

>>41590807
i totally get it I know exactly what you mean

>>41590777
YES

>>41590862
ur just like milchick in that one severance episode

>>41590877
you shall still look at his ass while outside. sorry but there is no other way

>>41590850
>meme by cybersmith

>>41590885
what is that? some low iq show? sorry I only watch rig and mortis

>>41590804
I would swear it... i get that you wouldn't want me but I provide a variety of soft skills that would be useful in harem management!!! let me convince you I promise! plus even if i can't compete with the bodies the other girls have i guarantee satisfaction if you'll just hear me out! even a femcel has her tricks

you won't believe who's just been cast as Zelda in the upcoming movie

My throat hurts

>>41590886
I guess the other traffic will get out of the way

>>41590887
he's my friend don't say that about him he would never make something like this

>>41590901
im sorry you probably got it from me
>>41590902
indeed. hes the most important thing rn

>>41590908
Evil

>>41590887
dark trollface smiling

>>41590917
im so unbelievably evil i even have a black castle on top of an evil mountain where it always rains

>>41590904
i think he would. and i think he would credit himself. and add links to his twitter and tumblr accounts. and the year. and specify that the meme was made in the year of our lord

I wish I had a black castle on top of an evil mountain where it always rains.

>>41590935
i have some free rooms still. you can join my evil army and be evil with me

>>41590932
no he wouldn't!!!!!!! i mean yeah he would do the rest of that stuff but he wouldn't make it!!!!!!

dracula bf with a dark castle in transylvania

>>41590930
Are you married to a handsome vampire?

>>41590940
Druids can't be evil, those are the rules. I can't join your army or be evil with you.

I can't wait another fucking week man PLEASE

>>41590944
based...
>>41590946
obviously. my husband is a 623 yo very very evil vampire that likes cats a lot. he likes to gift me black roses
>>41590952
that is fair. i could make an exception and gift you a room in my very evil castle so you can enjoy it too

>>41590966
Does the castle have a dungeon? How many bone boys do you have in your skeleton pit? How haunted is your castle? Are any of the available rooms available on the top floor so that I can hear the perpetual pitter patter of rainfall splatter against the roof? How high up the evil mountain is the castle and does the elevation have any effect on oxygen supply in the air? Can there be a new rule where castle rats are no longer vermin but instead respected members of the castle hierarchy? Who's job is it to stop good aligned adventuring parties from looting the place?

IM BORED

food in my belleh so cheating but idc

>>41590953
Who’d you cut from the team, and who did you add?

>>41591037
do you realize that your body shape will never become feminine if you'll stay at this weight?

>>41591041
cut Victor. added Katon-Ur
>>41591042
sybau lowiqcel

>>41590990
there is a dungeon under the castle but i dont go there because its scary and full of spiders.
i have one bone boy his name is Pierre. hes pretty chill and he loves chocolate so i let him have a lot.
theres three ghosts that live here but sometimes they bring along their friends. the one that i find the most pleasant is Rosaline but dont tell the others because they will be angry and ill be in trouble anon.
youre in luck because there is a room atop one of the towers, its a bit chilly but you can have it if you dont mind. theres a little cat that often hangs around there.
the mountain is very evil so its very tall too but theres no need to worry about the oxigen thanks to cool vampire magic.
i do not like rats so no. no place for rats here. i have a lot of cats so it would not be ideal.
adventurers do not come here because this place has such an evil aura that they get too scared. no need to worry about them
>>41591016
lol
>>41591037
please do try to gain some weight. being so thin sucks in many ways and im sure you know that

>>41591047
>sybau lowiqcel
you will never have hips!

omg you all need to sybau about telling me to gain weight

>>41591054
you will never have a brain

>>41591047
I cut Sonar because I hate MoistCritical and added Water Boy because I like goofy losers.

>>41591055
im just saying because it will hurt your body a lot especially in the long run. i know it well unfortunately

ouggghhhhh i was so sleepy
now im awake
trying not to get sad immediately

>>41591069
good morning!

>>41591060
jfc girl YOURE ON E NOW
NO NEED TO STARVE ANYMORE
WOMEN HAVE 25-30% of body fat ON AVERAGE
YOU NEED HIPS OR YOULL BE AN UNATTRACTIVE SKELETON FOREVER

>>41591073
gmgm :D

Realistically having a not fully passing voice could be could. Like I could be a voice actor for trans girl characters for DEI devs who want actual representation. And they of course will not want a fully passing voice. they want a rumbly hon or a clocky girl.

I am the ghost who haunts my castle
Good morning

Like Catalyst from Apex

>>41591083
morny

i wish i was a ghost
that would be so chill

>>41591088
that seal is so me

>>41591087
greetings Princess Berri how is the day treating you
>>41591088
it is pretty chill

>>41591101
good! these last few days ive been feeling rather happy and its always a good thing when it happens. hope ur feeling nice too

>>41591098
she's catching a vibe :))
>>41591101
how do i become a ghost with a castle

what if i want to be a seal with a castle is that ok too

>>41591088
Powerful video

>>41591086
>Catalyst
just sounds like pitched up pissya
https://youtu.be/UuZQPGnAJi4

>>41591114
hm good point that would b pretty cool
maybe a castle that's partially sunken

>>41591051
The rats have agreed to stay within the dungeon except for days after big feasts so long as you acknowledge their importance to the castle ecosystem and don't send the cats down below. I already talked with Pierre and Rosaline and it barely took much chocolate at all to bribe them into agreeing with me and the rats on this matter.

>>41591107
Well I’m very glad to hear it may the sun shine down warmly on you all day
>>41591108
step one have an ancient ancestral estate

>>41591120
No it doesn’t

>>41591116
:D its kinda a sequel to this one desu if u think about it

>>41591121
omg that would be ideal...
>>41591122
i see. it seems i have no choice but to accept. i mean no harm to the rats as long as they respect their part of the deal
cute drawing! i appreciate when you draw the silly stuff i say
>>41591123
thanks!

>>41591136
https://voca.ro/11Ls6wpduMKh

>>41591055
crazy post from someone who has posted about the weight of every single person who posted a pic where she could see it. good luck with that weight gain babe! maybe you could try onions?

>>41591069
good morning!!!!!!!! face the day at full power and defeat it in one punch!

Thinking about the 40 year old woke mra who John 50d on reddit and still mraposts all the time

>>41591154
It does a little bit, but you hear Bronya is forcing a Yankee accent

>>41591170
lol

If you don’t know how to twerk you’re not trutrans

Fortnite Builds make me want to die, how the fuck are you going to build the Space Needle in 4 milliseconds after I shoot you once?!

>>41591141
Oh, and one final thing. I was wondering if we could have big feasts every day. At least three big feasts per day, sometimes more. I spent some years with halflings and I'm really accustomed to it now.

>>41591190
a reasonable request. feasts are a nice pastime after all

>>41591206
Awesome! Great. It was the rats idea, I'm glad they thought of it. They're already putting in the work to make this evil castle more cozy, such valued members of the abode. Why do the bats keep screeching? Are they trying to say something or do they just like making noise for the fun of it?

im so sorry stu
i overcooked the chicken
now it is so dry

Now that I think about it what she did would probably be considered rape on account of her being amab and all. Nobody would believe me though

>>41591162
:D gmgm!
im reading emscripten documentation again
all roads lead to emscripten documentation

>>41591215
thats so sad :(

>>41591233
i need punishment

>>41591248
fine. last digit is how many days you go without jerking off. 15 days if dubs

>>41591255
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rach is coming out of xir shell >>41588303

>>41591268
how pathetic this >>41589030 sounds lol

I desperately need to take a shit

>>41591288
Your throne awaits, mistress
*opens my mouth*

>>41591259
bad luck. shouldnt have overcooked that chicken!

Cissoid roasties claiming to struggle with severe mental illness: my husband

>>41591294
Sorry dude I’m a man

>>41591211
maybe i have to rethink my opinion of the rats... they seem nice.
the bats like to joke around a lot theyre probably laughing among themselves. pay no mind to them

>>41591302
Even better

>>41591296
i'll set a reminder on my phone for when im allowed to cum

>>41591320
Thanks

>>41591306
Might get so comfy around here the evil aura diminishes enough that some brave adventurers could end up splorin. If that happens the rats can turn them into new bone boy friends for Pierre. Win win!

>>41591309
You’re brave

>>41591343
youre welcome. make good use of it
>>41591345
that would be ideal. im sure our little skeleton could enjoy having some friends! i have to consider buying more chocolate for them...

>>41591360
Buy? You don't have a permanent portal to the elemental plane of chocolate yet? Hmm. Fair enough, I just thought I was dealing with professionals but it's okay everyone starts out at low level I get it.

gmornyy~~

>>41591380
i fear i dont have such knowledge yet...
would you be so kind to teach me. it would be very useful to know how to open said portal

what does pio actually do? does it actually help fat redistribution, or does it just make you gain weight?

>>41591396
I fear such help veers a little too close to helping your evil plans. I've got to remain neutral. Maybe if you offset the balance by committing a bunch of good acts I could justify it.

>>41591320
omg lol

>>41591404
mhh i am not sure... as the very evil queen of the very evil castle i have to avoid certain things... i fear that if i start doing good deeds my army will stop obeying me
>>41591408
shrimpcat!

>>41591220
there's no escaping it. that's me with conker it's hell

anti israel guys are so unattractive