Thread 41592668

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Previous full thread: >>41440039

Other previous thread that died of inactivity at 15 posts: >>41582674

I am disappointed in you /clg/ for leaving us without a thread for most of the last 3 days.

>>41592668 (OP)
>>41592705
OP you forgot to write "no gooks" and now there's gooks.
Please delete the thread and repost it with the appropriate signage.

My gay situation
>finally DM her
>see reposts basically about how she doesn't care
>chasing her straight best friend the entire time I'm waiting for a reply
>see her with a guy in public
>lied in her rejection to me
Now
>stopped stalking her friends and family's socials
>check her account maybe once a day
>starting to find other women attractive
I'm slowly losing feelings. What's crazy is I found I'm attracted to mature women now. I guess more my age instead of cute, shorter girls.

Bro I have not had a gf anytime I've posted here either.

>>41594634
Why are you even attracted to a bislut?

>>41592668 (OP)
>>41592705
As you can see by the previous thread we are constantly targeted by three letter glowies who want to turn every discussion on /clg/ into /pol/.

>>41596011
turn it into something else then

ANAL SEX

>>41594634
Lose all interest, she doesn't deserve anything from you. She's rejecting you for a GUY? If it were another woman, it might make sense, but a man? What the hell, it's irrational. That's right, anon! Mature and older women know how to treat you better! A younger woman just wants to party, an older woman wants a relationship or to mess up your life.

>>41594130
Yellow fever posting is one of the oldest /clg/ traditions going back over 12 years, you cannot take it from us.

>>41596379
I was going to make a post yesterday about having not seen you in over a month but we had no thread.

>>41595773
I thought she was different. And I liked her before she was with a guy. Balls on her for pursuing a religious woman on the cusp of losing her fertility tho. I know she's new to dating woman so she doesn't know a bi woman will always leave you for a guy. Always.

>>41597155
I'm more for women my age. 35+ isn't attractive to me (yet). These career driven women though. I knew something was up when I felt funny watching this female detective interrogate.
https://youtu.be/vzGJuS8S-Kk?si=31zoG3trZfgB--_4

>>41597520
How old are you anon?

>>41592668 (OP)
Wish i was born with those gigalong legs
>>41597275
Whoa boobies

>>41597653
Is anybody born with legs that long?

>>41597804
Idk how else do you get like that gigastacy proportions, i was doomer to be short with stubby ass legs

>>41597974
>Idk how else do you get like that gigastacy proportions
I was meaning it literally.
>i was doomer to be short with stubby ass legs
How short are you anon?

>>41598089
5'2 midgette, I can manage to cope with high waisted everything but im conscious i still look kinda bad

>>41598131
>5'2 midgette
You're taller than me anon
>I can manage to cope with high waisted everything but im conscious i still look kinda bad
Just wear heels at all times, that's what Chinese gigastacy is doing in most of these videos.
Besides short girls are considered more attractive than tall girls anyway.

>>41597520
Muahaha! The question is "yet"! And you have good taste! The woman is devilishly beautiful! All women are beautiful, feeling funny is the pinnacle of romance, all those fantasies of women your age being kind and excellent and perhaps with good jobs that can help supplement and even exceed your income! Know that this bisexual girl who left you was a blessing, you deserve much more; and what a sexy investigator, I think most would commit one or two thefts to be investigated by her! As always, good taste!

>>41598207
>Besides short girls are considered more attractive than tall girls anyway.
Not in the way im aiming for, tall girls are cool attractive, short girls can only ever be cute attractive

>>41597557
Early 30's.

>>41598401
Date a midget. You'll be cool to them mang.

Seriously though, it's just an unfortunate side of genetics. You can't avoid it. For me, I'm built a bit more masculine (tall, wide shoulders) than most girls so I leaned into what I was insecure about and try to flex it as a strength. But I still keep in touch with my femineity, in that, I'm not dressing as a teenage boy but more traditionally masculine. A style that I think is unique to me and my surroundings. So, how would you flex being a cute shorty without going balls deep into being feminine?

>manage to score with this tipsy girl after ages
>it reeks
>couldnt tell her and I just left in anguish

just why

clogged log general

doodoo fard

>>41598089
>>41597804
>>41592668 (OP)
A lot of it is angle and clothing choice. The stockings + heels and the long bell-bottoms make legs look longer.
They still have great legs, but it's well within the 1:1.03 body to leg ratio most women have

Did you ever consider visiting a sex worker to do something about ur gay urges? Ciswomen only pls, no offence to transwomen.

>>41600215
>trying not to offend muh trannies
This post is so adorably reddit.
No, I have never seriously considered buying a whore because I don't want any STDs on my person, although the prospect of no-strings sex on demand is very enticing.

bump

>>41592668 (OP)


lesbians like the same stuff that we like.

who knew?

>>41594130
Gooks are cute. Makes me think you're doing reverse psychology here, cunt.

>>41600215
no sex workers aren't an option for me because I use to know a few of them behind the scene and non of them were good people.

>>41602128
I've heard racism is quite a recurring phenomenon with sex workers. Is this true?

>>41600215
I will not participate in the exploitation of women.
We all know 95% of what you are paying them goes straight to the pimp and I am not paying a man squat.
And we all know why reddit creeps are pro-prostitution. It just amazes me that it's on the agenda of the progressive to "normalise" prostitution.

>>41602191
Aren't pimps black?

>>41602208
Depends on the neighbourhood

>>41602162
yes, but it comes from the elitism I think, They are always going to think that they are better then the person their interacting with. One time this one girl fucked a chemist and when she got back she was going on and on about how she knew more about chemistry because she made her own drugs in her basement. Its like they fuck someone and they think they absorb their life experience, its very cringe.

>>41597520
No. Please save yourself some heartbreak. When a woman you're after tells you she's new to dating women or that she's bi, take it as a no. They are straight and confused, they won't stay with you forever. It's hard but you'll learn it quickly that only lesbians understand and love other lesbian women.

>>41602191
Some women like being exploited, though. You Karens only exist to ruin the fun.

>>41602249
Wow. I now understand why pimps slap these whores.

>>41602260
Yeah, they tried that argument here.
They recommended jobless women to go into prostitution, at the threat of losing unemployment pay.
Of course they sued and thankfully they won.

>>41602208
https://youtu.be/xdSaCovQRpQ?si=mx329Hze7yToLCyL
Common enough to be a Stereotype but not enough to be the Rule, you know?

>>41602260
>some slaves like being slaves, though
>listen to them sing while picking my cotton :)

I wonder if kek visited that Japanese lesbian brothel like she said she would

>>41600732
>No, I have never seriously considered buying a whore because I don't want any STDs on my person
Sex workers statistically have way lower std rates, though that may only apply in countries where it's legal and regulated.

I made a poll, please vote.
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWW5WPlnA

>>41603891
Harvesting IP addresses?

>>41604335
i want her to shit on my face

>>41604309
>>41604335
this is gook

>>41604602
Okay?…

>>41604643
This is a white woman's thread.
Gooks, keep walking.

>>41604602
gooks are top of the hierarchy in cuteness

>>41604664
We're all brown here, sis. Even you.

>>41592705
does anyone have that webm of two asian girls who wear matching otufits every day

do you prefer long or short hair on women?

this gook spamming, for months if not years on end is very moid coded ngl

>>41605225
The best women are the ones written by men.

>>41605249
scrote opinion

>>41604335
Imagine if she blackmailed you somehow into having a relationship with her. Her absolutely insisting and not taking no for an answer and never letting you go. haha wouldn't that be terrible?

Imagine if she kidnapped and blackmailed you into not posting gooks on /clg/.

>>41605492
>white womyn
gross

>>41605225
>for months if not years on end
see >>41597275
>Yellow fever posting is one of the oldest /clg/ traditions going back over 12 years

>>41605225
>weebs and kpopshits
>on MY anime imageboard?

>>41605527
Alina isn't white, she's a slav.

>>41605631
>4chan
>anime website
not for at least 10, maybe 15 years

>>41605109
For me, it's long hair

>>41605655
it's diversified but it's still 80% nerds

>>41605636
what
slavs are white

most gooks look like children: zero curves, tiny facial features. it's unsettling.

>>41605820
I don't think that is true actually.

>>41392091
I meant to post it sooner anon but I forgot

>>41605975
based oldfag gif

>>41606190
Considering it's 27 minutes long even a newfag would feel like an oldfag after watching the whole thing, it's probably the longest proper gif ever.

>>41606190
Why do they all look high?

>>41605358
Name one (1) good woman character that was written by a woman.

>>41605820
That's just because you're a face-blind, autistic person. You could even go as far as calling you a racist. Asian women are annoyed when white women accuse white men of being pedophiles when they date Asian women. It's became something of a phenomenon.

>>41606620
Read Pride and Prejudice or Sense and Sensibility. Exactly the kind of mild conservative female characters (written by a woman) that you want, because you are a malebrained fag.

>>41606689
That shit sounds gay. Pick something else. Fucking now.

>>41606689
>malebrained
Without males, we would still be living in mud huts, sweaty!

>>41606721
>uhhhmmm sweety, without masters, you'd have nowhere to sleep, because there'd be nobody to build slave pens!

>>41606738
Modern houses are highly specialized for comfy living, sweaty! It was a man that collected all the raw materials, turned the raw materials into construction materials, and then built the houses, sweaty!

>>41606782
I am sure that each and every one of those tasks required a scrotum, and there is no alternative reality in which it was done by someone lacking a scrotum. You famously need to hit nails with your cock for them to make the wood stick together.

>>41603975
You can't see voters IP address but it does tell you their country.
>1 voter from Hong Kong
Perhaps I shouldn't have used "gooks" because that voter may have thought it was specifically referring to Koreans which was not the point of the poll

>>41606801
90% of construction workers are men, sweaty!

>>41606849
"things are as they are, which means they couldn't have been different if they were different"

t. tranny intellectuals

>>41606836
Didn't we had 3 Muhammads here…

>>41606865
2 UK and 1 Sweden, that makes 3.

>>41606863
Women in survival shows commonly shit the bed, sweaty! Humans would've been eaten by animals a very long time ago!

>>41606932
"house pets underperform in the wild"
t. a man in panties posting in the women's thread

>>41606940
Men thrive, though, sweaty! Women have to get bailed out!

Maybe stop arguing with m*id?

>>41606984
Yeah, curse his Facts & Logic!

>>41607018
There is no facts nor logic in pointing out the consequences of women being repressed, and then citing those consequences as reason to justify the oppression.

>when i attacked you, you fought back, and hit me! it is because of this that i attaced you, therefore i was defending myself actually!

>don't let your eyes stray, anonette!
>remember: i claimed your white behind when we conquered your country
>you belong to me
>now, come here

This is the cis lesbian general thread not the shit up the thread arguing with m*ids for 200 posts general thread

>>41607029
You have fallen victim to standpoint theory. Anyway, men had to get blown up in trenches (happening today in Ukraine) and mine in claustrophobic holes for coal. So men didn't get a smooth ride neither.

Bipedo is such a shit writer it's unreal

>>41607093
that's mean. how can i improve?

>>41607093
I think Bipedo, while flawed, is enjoyable overall.

>>41607073
Women get blown in Ukraine too, in their kitchen and in the trenches.
Women do this despite the 10000 year domestication process engenically selecting them to be children, because some of us dodged it and are actually brave, intelligent and ambitious, freedom loving and patriots. And this return to norm will only accelerate now that conservitards can't enslave us.

Get fucked, scrote. No more (You)s.

>>41607120
>And this return to norm will only accelerate now that conservitards can't enslave us
This has scientific basis? All animals have established roles based on sex. Humans are just animals. Though, I'm not making an appeal to nature fallacy here. Nature isn't good by default.

>>41607103
By farting outta you're are white cunt

>>41607093
>>41607064
>>41607308
I thought there was an interesting, hot, implied juxtaposition between a slave relationship and a romantic one. Initially, the asian qt is somewhat harshly possesive, but perhaps after looking into your eyes, she quickly turns affectionate. It was anger born out of jealousy. The rest could be interpreted as playful banter between lovers.
>>41607107
>while flawed
That sounds more insulting that what the other girl said.

>>41606836
who's the bulgy cis les?

>>41607318
Bro, no one is perfect. Even Da Vinci was a hack.

>>41607103
I am the anon you were responding to.
I don't know how you would improve as I'm not a writer but when you write those scenarios people often respond to you with "no one talks like this" or something similar because the dialogue you write is very awkward and unnatural.
Maybe it's an ESL thing as I've known Germans who despite having great English structure their sentences in a somewhat unnatural fashion.

>>41605109
Short is cuter, long is cooler, short can only be cool with very specific hairstyles like those chinese lesbian that look like twinks and ive tried flirting with twinks thinking they were lesbians like, twice

>>41605109
Long hair looks more elegant.

>>41607093
Bipedo is a better writer than you! Bipedo could write circles around your fatass!

>>41607064
That would make a great fanfic! Y/n and her tyrannical Asian wife.

>>41607711
What about fat niggers?

Do you think there are Chinese lesbian internet forums where they have users with White fever that talk a lot about wanting a White gf?

>>41607763
That's a nice guandao.

>>41607745
It would also make a great story, using racial stereotypes or not, "Y/n and her wife, a dominant, sexually active, and chubby black woman, who puts her in her place as a submissive white woman." Raceplay, but in this case, black big cunt, and in this case, the only one I'm in favor of.

>>41607763
White people are universally hated, I'm afraid.

>>41607788
I like raceplay. Especially when it's a blonde white woman being submissive to a black woman. I personally don't understand why that's a fetish of mine, since it's so specific, but it's very hot.

>>41599735
Are you a photographer or something?

>>41607777
Do you know a lot about swords anon?

>>41607791
You lie...

>>41607969
>Do you know a lot about swords anon
No, the guandao is the thing (polearm) in the back. A weapon made famous by an ancient Chinese novel, with "guandao" being translated into "blade of Guan (Yu)," with Guan Yu being a warrior that ends up getting his head chopped off for being rude.

>>41608039
Lmao what a dork

>>41607969
Is she a mixed race of black and Asian? Very pretty; never seen someone who looks like her. Also elegantly skilled.

>>41607828
These are the best, really! White, blonde women should serve their powerful Black mistresses, it's completely normal, Anonnete, even being specific, it's completely exciting... And the best part is that there's quite a lot of content in fanfiction/art... it's paradise to live in this century! Beautiful! Never let anyone tell you that you're fetishizing Black women, it's loving to the point of being devoted to one, how is that not the pinnacle of anti-racism?

>>41605636
Are you sporting a fine stache by any chance? Charlie Chaplin-like?

I recommend the anime Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshitantan. It's very ententaining and has retarded girls. 10/10.

>>41608027
Ah I see.

>>41608039
Really didn't expect that

>>41608096
She doesn't look Asian to me
https://www.tiktok.com/@quartaydenaya

>>41608603
The eye liner and eye shadow made it look like she had those Asian type of eyes in that WEBM.

We need to ban trannies!

If you have a PENIS, you must LEAVE US!

>>41608913
Are the trannies in the room with us right now

>>41608987
There's clearly trannies here.

Where is our tomboy girlfriend given to us by the state?

>>41609326
I DON'T KNOW, MAN!!!!!!

>>41605225
U're mom is moid coded

>>41609404
Even more suspicious, given the CIA and FBI's history, you're hiding them, keeping all the hot tomboys for yourself! Give some to us!!!

>>41609712
Perfection! The fingering, the sucking, it's simply peak fiction. Thank you for the uncensored version, Anonnete!

bedtime ilu

>>41607326
Google princess kalina and go to images.

Good morning! Cornmeal for breakfast, footie pj's and watching old cartoons. Seeing everyone be lazy and watching TV on Saturday mornings make me feel so cozy. I found a bunch of Baby Huey tapes and we're watching. Casper, Ruby the Witch, Popeye the Sailor, Baby Huey, Richie Rich.
Harveytoons, old studio

I wonder who owns them now? Probably Disney

>>41612833
NBC Universal owns DreamWorks owns Classic Media owns Harvey owns the Harveytoons characters and TV rights.
Paramount owns the cinema rights, but not the characters (so unless they re-release old films, basically nothing).

>>41607469
I think short hair can look really chic/elegant too, even more so depending on the woman's features and how it's styled

>>41613247
the kind of shit i would do on purpose desu

Buff lady of the day

>>41613406
I'm onto you, gooklord.

>>41613637
LMAO
I love that you did this l but I'm probably the one who posts the least azns in this general. can't help that they love white models

>>41604602
Repsect our thread culture or fuck off, tourist.

>>41604664
tourists should fuck off

this thread could use so more kpop posting but I'm still in bed and dont feel like getting up yet

>>41605527
Girls like this are never lesbian lol