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creaming edition

qott: what's your favorite ice cream flavor

>>41609565 (OP)
pistachio

>>41609565 (OP)
cherry or cookie dough, both ideally with chocolate chip

>>41609565 (OP)
cum flavored

only fakemoders answer qott

>>41609586
(You) will never be a realmoder (like me)

>>41609565 (OP)
passion fruit :3

I want to see methy taking a photo of himself with his tongue out, his eyes crossed and a clown nose. unwashed hair

chocolate

>>41609565 (OP)
tbhon i want to play with a manmoders gock and flop it all around

>>41609625
nasty ass bitch

walk into a room eyes on me cause im weird as shitt hea i callol oo oo oo ye eye eg huh i gooo poopa and dumm dummy wris forzen through in da ovan lean up in my tummy huh uh uh uh uh eywa eyw ey eye ye yea eys aye su love me love me ya uh uh agahub ayehah

>>41609577
i loved pistachio ice cream before it turned into a trend here in my country :(

>>41609663
hipster

>>41609663
how’d that happen

>>41609632
why would you say that tbhon?

>>41609565 (OP)
MY BBY BOY <3

>>41609663
que mentira ninguém gosta de pistache negocio nojento parece vomito

I WANT A MANMODER GOCK RIGHT

N O W
O
W

you're asking for it so now I'm not gonna post it

im so fat i moght be a decent twinkhon after ffs and losing weight but right now i just look disgusting

>>41609667
i mean not really but like seeing it everywhere and EVERYTHING having a pistachio flavour you kinda get bored of it lol companies are too lazy
>>41609670
idk how it started, but somehow last year basically everything started to get a pistachio option. idk if it started bc of some influencer or whatever
>>41609692
para é gostoso kk não é doce, aquele gosto meio amanteigado e aveludado

>>41609721
post your dumb manmoder gock

>>41609711
seriously?

posting my dumb manmoder titties

>>41609754
why not?

gonna see Macca w my boomer parents on the 11th
also why does Paul look like an estrogen man

>>41609766
i’m down to play on it on cam with you but i’m playing housewife rn let me just finish up

>>41609809
add me on skype

>>41609809
>i’m down to play on it on cam with you but i’m playing housewife
housewife? wtf i want a top manmoder gock to play with!

>>41609822
ok
>>41609830
i am vers

>>41609833
>i am vers
just post ur gock already

>>41609852
add disc faggywaggy369

>>41609881
>add disc faggywaggy369
i am not doing that

>>41609881
>add disc faggywaggy369
no

faggywaggy369 post your gock right now

i cant cry any more

>>41609881
you already have me added on your real discord. just post your gock there and be done with it

>>41609991
what's his real discord

faggywaggy369 skull emoji

>cut my hair to look less fruity
>look more fruity
FUCK

i look retarded

>>41610072
but how do you feel

>>41610086
like a fujoshi

>>41610096
true

>>41610096
we stay winning

>>41610096
giwtwm

why is manmoder general more fembrained than the other threads

i saw a picture of my face from a horribly unflattering angle and i went to dry fire my .380 against my chin to feel better

>>41610569
you say that but i lived as a gender conforming straight man for most of my life and did two tours of duty in Afghanistan

>>41610569
we're real women

>>41610569
substantiate your claim
my malebrain autism alone carries this place's masculinity

>>41610580
you didn't go to afghanistan

>>41609565 (OP)
>qott
in terms of common flavors, either cookies & cream or cookie dough. in terms of more specific ones, i love ben & jerry’s half baked, and cookie monster (which is a combo of cookie dough and oreo pieces, with the ice cream dyed blue)

because it's fembrained to do your best to conform to what society expects of you and not offend anyone and please everyone at the expense of your own happiness by manmoding as an obvious tranny who doesn't pass

>>41609749
oh is it related to the broader “dubai chocolate” trend?

i miss being in the psychedelic mind palace of repression

>>41610591
ok i lied, i was in Syria.

hi mmg! it’s playanon! if i were to download the audios of my radio plays, edit out identifying information (the production they’re for, the names of everyone working on it, and the titles, which i realized were trivially easy to google) to avoid doxxing myself on the mongolian basket weaving website, and uploaded them somewhere, would you guys be interested and listen, or would you just say “fuck off fag”?
obviously, i use this site too, i wouldn’t be offended, i just don’t want to bother doing that and shitting up the thread if no one wants to hear it

>>41610620
you're still lying

>>41610634
alright fine, i was in the Pacific Theatre, are you happy?

>>41610633
i would listen

>>41610643
antifa is terrorism you POS

>>41610643
hello can you shoot me

>>41610648
the Japanese weren't fascists they were MONARCHISTS, there's a difference

>>41610619
real. I miss being heavily dissociated sometimes. 24/7 full frontal immersion in reality is such a mindfuck after repping for like a decade. no wonder so many trannies are insane

>>41610666
>24/7 full frontal immersion in reality is such a mindfuck after repping for like a decade. no wonder so many trannies are insane
very fucking real

I am still trying, and often failing, to figure out how to just exist without self-destructing and burning all my bridges from the sheer fucking horror and painful absurdity of it all

>>41610645
>1 yes
>0 nos
okie dokie, when i get the time i’ll see about it <3

i want to be a woman

>>41610734
okay love you

>>41610688
>I am still trying, and often failing, to figure out how to just exist without self-destructing and burning all my bridges from the sheer fucking horror and painful absurdity of it all
you're literally me haha my condolences. I have a nasty habit of self sabotaging and letting bridges burn because I hate being perceived and have learned avoidant behavior as a survival instinct. it really is horrifying being fully awake and realizing just how fucking fragile and retarded everything is, much less your own tragedy of a life

i have a long face
neigh

i wish i was a girl i wish i was a girl i wish i was a girl i wish i was a girl i wish i was a girl i wish i was a girl i wish i was a girl i wish i was a girl i wish i was a girl i wish i was a girl i wish i was a girl i wish i was a girl i wish i was a girl i wish i was a girl i wish i was a girl strawberry with pieces of fruit in there i wish i was a girl i wish i was a girl i wish i was a girl i wish i was a girl i wish i was a girl i wish i was a girl i wish i was a girl i wish i was a girl

it hurts

>>41610929
wow just like me fr

i straightened my hair :3

i look like a MAN :3

>>41611061
I do this every time I get done washing it and it looks nice :3
not that long yet tho :c I want it down to my ass

>>41611090
me me me i wrote this post

need a manmoder gf so i can sound her urethra with my little needle dick

>>41611152
um i don't think that's possible

I'm going to shave my legs again and apply some red nail polish

>>41611163
i would find a way

>>41611163
you haven't spent enough time on the internet

>>41611196
show me the video

>>41611178
I'm going to redo mine in black sometime this weekend

good morning men, i'm going to kill myself if i can't get a gay lover to hang out and do cute couple things with

>>41611347
fags are easy

>>41611349
yeah it's easy having sex but i wanna spend my life with someone

i made myself into an ugly fat man with breasts

maybe i should detransition

i'm going to transition harder

I will attempt to maintain my current level of transition

im being mocked but i will get ffs mmw

Dumb manmoder with B cups
How do I explain these to my Christian mother

>>41611499
with a gun

i wish i was cute and not ugly, hard to cope

>>41611401
you meant gyno* and same :'(

>>41610742
getting it sorted now o7
it’s a silly process of screen recording the site, uploading to youtube, then converting to mp3. feels like there’s gotta be an easier way to do this, but i’m kinda stupid and it works

>>41611541
i might fall asleep before you get done and have to listen in the morning

>>41611561
https://files.catbox.moe/9ow495.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/zshc2r.mp3

my transition failed

>>41611814
rope time??

how does one acquire surgery if you possess no skills or resources and dont live in a country with "insurance" or other such things

>>41612112
ffs does nothing anyway

let me live nigga im tryna get bogged

the worst part is that i wasnt even groomed by anyone in particular i just got instaraped by cool and real people i wanted to be but i could never ever ever hope to be like them
i still let this fact ruin my life instead ot just sucking it up and accepting that nothing will ever work out for me instead of just killing myself

i'm not even trans, i just take e because the trannies on the internet are cool & i wanna mimic them

>>41612198
you can come and be my slave in my basement in romania, offer always available

>>41612217
i wouldnt be good at that

>>41612212
omg same only im nothing like them and unablem to be and am ugly and fat and do nothing to change!

>>41612212
trannies dont even have good lives theyre just outwardly more social and show their lives off compared to good men and even good women but because we have no real experiences and no friends we wouldnt be able to know so we think being a tranny is the only way to genuinity and passion, companionship, wealth and happiness

im an agp husband

24 year old man thinking about moving in the same way teenagers think about running away from home

>>41612272
move to my basement homie
i will put you in a gimp suit and in a box

>>41612280
im going to continue rotting in my awful home town because i cant do anything else

the fact that i never graduated from cat scratches is proof i only ever did it for attention
but i guess i forgot about the "telling people" part of attentionwhoring, except if 4chan counts

i only ever cut or burned myself a couple times
the real driver for me was obliterating my mind with drugs

this is how i imagine you to look like

throwback to being 11 watching miss london and deciding to transition only to wait a literal decade to transition as a masculine man

i feel empty inside because i wake up and remember i failed and nothinv’s funny anymore. im a man forever no matter what

burritos today with heura "meat" never tried that before

>>41613187
it tends to contain rapeseed oil

>>41612768
mogs me

>>41613209
seed oils are demonized desu

matt walsh is a repper

>>41613323
im a repper

>>41613323
>when he hits you with that manmoder stare

>>41613336
literally me

brian molko

brianna molko

ffs will make my life worse

>>41613449
howgx

there are people right now hugging their girlfriends oh my god i need to kill myself

>>41613517
some of them right now are busting inside

>>41611632
it was a good play ma'am

>>41613522
penetration is gross

>>41613556
female brained

>>41613467
man with breasts becomes man with breasts and feminine face on a male skull

buying a shitty wig so i can look like im bald even doe my hair is fine

i'm like if a caveman had breasts

im so pathetic and male

frustrating how no one believes im weak and im pathetically weak

im pathetically strong

yeah i'm a woman

W HINY
O LD
M AN
A
N

really wish i could stop having a sexuality at all it only brings me pain and misery

i can get sexual for you babe

i can get asexual for you

ima trisexual cos i would try any kind of sex hahaha

i was supposed to be lithe pale and bookish eastern euro woman like my mom but instead im a man with a hunchback

>>41614411
lets see your mom

>>41614411
you are only supposed to be what you are
everything is decided at birth

>>41614548
masc eastern euro woman (not a slav)

my face is so red

>>41614716
plump

im a viking i could be crushing skulls at sea and then go home and plow my wife during a cold winter night

>>41614722
what
i dont think its because im fat, im pretty sure its rosacea and years of acne

rosacea is nightmaremode

>>41614768
yeah its awful. if i wasnt such a moron i could actually put in the effort to see dermatologists and try different products but im too stupid for any of this so my entire face just looks blood-shot all the time
my nose is literally perpetually red. im surprised i was never called rudolf as a kid, probably because i had acne to boot so my entire face was red too

>>41614789
i actually tried going to a derma and she was just like
>ya that sucks lol
and walked out. i've heard people have had success with lazer fwiw

>>41614917
i look way more masculine

I –and I say this with not a single hint playfulness, hate men

sometimes I feel so stupid knowing I thought I would make it when I started. I wish someone would just walk up behind me and put a bullet in my head so I can be rid of this life.

>>41614826
ive wanted to go to a dermatologist for about two years but i keep not going to my appointments or it piggybacks into other more pressing matters. sucks because the wait period for the ones here are a year, im too poor to go private
>i've heard people have had success with lazer fwiw
I assume you mean laser other than hair removal, I should probably try that since I still have acne scars
speaking of laser last time I tried doing hair removal she didn't want to do me because my rosacea flared up and that was a year ago. I could have been 4 years on the way by now

should i take hrt and laser my face today

>>41615043
no

she just like me fr

>>41614965
i love men but i know i dont deserve to so im not able to actually show my love to them because it makes me feel wrong

today i will eat a whole box of little debbie christmas tree cakes and wonder why i'm getting fatter

when will you post
the
G
O
C
K
?

ive never posted pictures of myself online

>>41615740
not even if I put my face up to your gock?

>>41615795
can you fuck off

>>41615085
why not :(
i was just about to do it

im a fat twinkhon with an aggressive man face

>>41615868
>fat
>twink

>>41615868
also im super weird, super weird

>>41615884
there’s no other apt description, i guess i could be a chubby bag-on-head-during-sex “femboy”

sports bra doesn't hide my tits anymore
they wont stop growing

>>41615830
not until I finish

>>41612212
mimic them more by girlmoding

I don't wanna even wait till I'll be able to afford FFS.

>>41612212
i really wish i was cool and smart like them
>>41616064
no thats scary

>>41616080
i can do it at a discount no refunds

>>41616064
no, i'm tall and ugly

>>41613532
but nona…there were two plays

if i wasnt such an aggressive passive and boring person i would have been introduced to real people and made friends and acquaintances with ensouled humans

am i injecting too fast if i take 5 minutes to inject with a 31g needle
kinda hurts

>>41616450
retard

>>41616468
please explain why i am a retard

>>41616478
no way you spend 5 minutes to inject 0.2ml

>>41616495
it's less than .2 ml but is that too fast or too slow

>>41616511
stop trolling
its too slow it takes 5 seconds to inject. no wonder it hurts if you keep the needle in that long

>>41616521
>its too slow it takes 5 seconds to inject. no wonder it hurts if you keep the needle in that long
no i mean 5 minutes to wipe the vial and site, draw, and then inject

>>41616549
thats fine. you could do it in a minute but theres no need to rush if you dont want to
where and why does it hurt?

>>41616569
subq belly and it hurt when i put it in did i hit a muscle or something

>>41616599
i dont do belly so i cant say, sorry

>>41616599
there’s a couple spots that hurt on the tummy how far was it from the belly button?

i tried doing buccal once and i got so nauseous i almost threw up

my sister in law is giving birth, it’s time to be called an uncle a billion times :)

>>41610607
probably. but that dubai chocolate itself didnt become that famous here in brazil, but yeah its all part of the same hype

>>41616698
maybe like 2 or 3 inches up and to the side?
still stings but hopefully it'll feel better in an hour or so
i also now have to do home laser and bleh i hate doing that so much

i am such a stupid coward i let loud sounds scare me away from real change
why do both laser clinics and ipl have to be so loud i cant handle it

>>41616851
i'm not scared of the noise i'm scared of the people
i wouldn't be diying everything if i wasn't afraid of that

>>41616851
is laser that loud? i did my second session two days ago and i didnt notice that. it does hurt a bit but its totally bearable imo

>>41616863
maybe my clinic's machine is cheaper, it was a decent bit louder than a lawnmower i think

if i were a cis woman or if it were normal for moids to go get laser and electro i wouldn't really have a problem with it being loud

>>41617014
honestly. just go. i know its still a stereotypical feminine thing to do, but there are tons of men doing it. no one really cares. the laser is pretty fast. unless you're doing many large areas you wont spend more than 20min in that room and the person doing the laser sees 1854164161 persons per day

>>41613517
I wish I were hugging my gf right now

>>41615043
do it

>>41617181
i'd do electro on my face and laser for my body

>>41617209
i did
belly still hurts from injecting and laser feels like i'm doing it wrong

>>41612768
mogs me

anybody wanna start a cult

>>41617195
kys

injected today

>>41617895
meh, maybe later

>>41617946
wait is this how you inject i thought you inject on the mound you make not like the side skin

>>41618125
yeah that confused me too

>>41618125
>>41618138
no thats a joke lmao the boymoder is doing it "wrong"

this is me

estrogen is making me fat

>>41618191
this is me

mogs me

is doing .1mls of valerate every 4 days a good idea
i keep devolving into a repper state of mind every time i'm a day before my shot

>>41618377
https://estrannai.se/#i0__c,4,4,1-c,5,5,1

>>41618377
i do .15 every 5 days

>>41618453
>doesn't have the option for subq valerate
have been i fucking it up from the very beginning?
>>41618551
i'll try that next week i think

>>41618191
>>41618245
mogs me

>>41618615
no i'm 99.9% sure there's not supposed to be any difference between im and subq for valerate or enanthate

ffs would make me go from a mockery of a troon to a guymoder

what's for dinner moders

>>41618842
i just shoveled a huge bowl of pasta w marinara into my fat faggot gullet

>>41618848
i'm gonna do that soon too
with sausage

>>41618842
leftover jack in the box and ramen

>qott
Greek yoghurt! its healthy

>>41618867
I will never be a woman and your picture reminded me of that despite being corny and fetishistic

>>41618842
cheese, wine, bread with olive oil, and an apple

Why do other trannies on the internet get pissed off when they find out I developed my small tits through phytoestrogen herbs and over the counter estrogen creams

>>41612212
I'm not even trans, I just take e because I see it as a form of body modification & thats badass
also, trannies are hot and I wanna be one

>>41618942
>why do people get mad when i tell them i grew tits with a placebo and estrogen cream
no idea bro can't think of any reason at all

>>41618943
based and AGAMP

>>41618942
that's weird, you should probably tell more people about it and just convince them

once i get ffs i will be able to be androgynous without being disgustingly offensive

it should be illegal to be AFAB

>>41618842
probably leftovers from “chinese food” (sweet and sour chicken without the sauce & french fries) from thursday

>>41618842
pickles and mozzarella

:/

>>41619032
lol literal unc

>>41619032
chopped

>>41619032
lmao should've convince her to abort

>>41609565 (OP)
I dint really understand these threads. I'm currently manmoding but I'd never want to openly engage Inthis sórt of discussion. you're girls, right? maybe you're all bad at it, or struggling, or can't for personal reasons? so why call yourself this. surely it just makes you feel worse

>>41619113
>you're girls, right?
no, I'm a man

>>41618956
If I placeboed myself into gynocomastia then the human mind truly is amazing

>>41618959
I really don’t feel a need to get other people to do it or anything. I’ve thought about eventually getting prescribed the real deal and getting full blown results, I just don’t understand why people get the Sims exclamation point over their heads and the angry NPC face when I mention herbs or OTC. I don’t know which part upsets people, the type of stuff I used or the fact that I did it without a doctor

Or if I post a picture in a timelines thread it’s automatically “No you lie”

>>41619127
you seem really dumb, keep it up!

>>41619113
:( i dont know. i'm scared.

>>41619113
i'm also a man + i've been moding so long that i'm completely immunized to social dysphoria. calling myself a man or being a called a man or referred to in any other masculine way never makes me feel bad.

>>41619118
im a girl sorta

>>41619127
>i cured my headache by eating dirt and taking a tylenol
this is what you're saying. that's why people are calling you a liar. you're retarded.

>>41619118
weird you're on estrogen then

>>41619140
I'm proud of you for trying. but maybe this thread isn't going to help you be less scared.

>>41619154
weird that you care

>>41619154
trvke alert

>>41619147
that doesn't really sound like you're trans then. or you're masking severely and you'll die at 60 from stress.

>NOOO YOU CAN'T BE WEIRD JUST BE NORMAL
kys

>>41619171
i'm stuck in the worst red state with no support system or job. i don't know what to do lol.

>>41619113
I’m actually a man
But not like other men, a different kind of man with one foot in the masculine world and one in the feminine
I think of it as a spiritual kind of thing
But society isn’t ready for that so when I go out dressed up to events I use a feminine name and consciously adopt lady-like mannerisms while using the men’s room and I man mode at work and wear hoodies and am one of the dudes
If I could wear cute clothes and use my normal voice 24/7 and not weird everyone else out Lily Tino style I would
But that’s a pretty big ask and not really fair of me to expect
Both my masculinity and my femininity are divine

>>41619195
you're white

>>41619184
trans is just a socially convenient catch-all term for a wide variety of experiences/disorders that are fundamentally different but get grouped together because they present with a few similar symptoms. it's fucking meaningless. i don't identify as anything, i just do what feels right to me.

>>41619200
kys about it

>>41619207
struck a nerve

>>41619211
you don't know what that means

>>41619139
>>41619153
These itty bitties didn’t come out of nowhere, babes
This is it right here, I don’t understand why you’re getting pissed off. How would it harm you if someone got tiny boobs without a doctor

>>41619211
kys about it

Relapse :)

>>41619214
>>41619218
mad

>>41619217
go away

>>41619234
what would I be mad about? you're just using the saying in a wrong way

>>41619235
Make me ;P

>>41619234
loosen your binder

>>41619206
>disorders
>symptoms
>seeing transness as an abnormality
no wonder you losers think this manmoding shit is real lmao

>>41619266
teach me how to girlmode

>>41619266
>inb4 why are you here
to feel better about myself

>>41619266
how about i put it this way: i like taking HRT and i don't want to socially transition and it's fine if you think that's weird. sybau

>>41619294
nta + I don't really care about you at all

honmoding today

>>41619048
>>41619064
chunked :( and also op
>>41619101
why would i do that? they wanted the kid. feel bad for my sister-in-law though, it was apparently a really rough labor

botposts in the gen brother
https://basedjakwiki.org/Project_F.A.E.
adjust link to compensate for word filter

>>41619279
just being on hrt for more than 2 years was what worked for me

>>41619113
i’m a woman but i can’t girlmode while relying on my transphobic family, and in this mode i don’t malefail enough to consider myself a boymoder. i do call everyone else here a woman too. i’m just woke like that. it’s mostly just commiserating with people in my situation of presenting male and not malefailing

>>41619347
liar

>>41619448
manmoders, post unsees of yourself with and without a toothpick in your mouth to see how it changes things

>>41619448
lol

I'm starting to get a little nervous about breast growth. I'm to the point now after being on HRT for ~3 months that I think I should start wearing a sports bra daily at the very least to contain my nipples otherwise T-shirts are gonna be out of the question come spring and summer.


>>41611359
Goddamn I must have done the impossible in finding an actual keeper on Grindr of all places.

>>41619453
I've got two cats laying on my chest right now so maybe when they decide to move. Just don't have the heart to wake the little gremlins up.

fascism is bad

>>41619517
post the cats

>>41619492
Welcome to the world of wearing hoodies and vests all the time

>>41619492
can i see them

>>41619492
babytrans general

alright chat what is the plan from here. its been like a year of hrt and im not actively dissociating anymore, my body looks very different and I can occasionally pass in pictures (im a twinkhon). i am still really depressed and somewhat suicidal although im also not a porn addict anymore. i dont really pass day-to-day when i want to regardless of what i try (i think my hair is very short) and feel like realistically i cant until ffs. i suppose things are better but i really dont like my existence at all to be honest and im 22 now

>>41619679
fuck off fakeshit

>>41619698
fakeshit for which one of the things i said...

>>41619628
wearing a hoodie right now :)
i’m not sure i’d be able to handle hoodies in summer though, i sweat like crazy

>>41619709
twinkhons are boymoders, not manmoders. manmoders would be gigahons if we attempted to girlmode

>>41619724
i am a real actual gigahon irl

hey guys I've been on hrt for 1/1000000 of a millisecond and nothing changed so it's over for me, I'm a permamanmoder

This is the best site ever

>>41619736
this but actually

>>41619679
just be yourself

>>41619736
i look like this and i say this

>>41619709
>I can occasionally pass in pictures
there is no lighting or angles that can take the man out of the moder

you don't malefail because you're evil

>>41619778
i havent malefailed like ever in my entire life this is true af. closest things were with my hood up and fully clothed or from behind for less than a second

>>41619712
Welcome to the world of being the weird sweaty guy who won’t take off his hoodie! :D but for real though get one of those compression tank tops and loose graphic tees and Hawaiian shirts and fleece vests for times you have to be outside around people you know. I hope your work has air conditioning

dubs and I'll buy a 70$ book that I literally just pirated

dubs and i leak the screenshots

if i do enough speed i think i cud feel like a real womyn

>>41619814
of?

>>41619837
i didn't get dubs

>>41619793
loose graphic tees are thankfully already 90% of what i wear, my actual shirt size is a medium but i almost exclusively buy larges, sometimes XLs

>>41619736
I look like this but don't say this

>>41619815
how much to hit your wife again

imagine if they were actually married...

if you're both the same sex it's unironically worse to yell at your partner than hit them

>>41619926
how

>>41619935
how tf is same sex DV real like hit him back nigga just beat his ass

>>41619960
few will understand this

>>41619960
you don't beat someone you love

>>41619975
but i beat your mom all the time?

mmg try not to downplay dv for 10 seconds challenge impossible failed immediately

>>41619975
even if they hit you first

manmoder mma tournament

>>41620059
i’d get my ass kicked like i did by my brother

>>41620065
that's why you want to be a girl

>>41619960
i'm a delicate little baby

>>41620073
i don’t think he was that bad with me back when i first wanted to be a girl

when you mfers say you can't handle a lil fight, all i hear is you were raised without a father

violence is bad

dubs and ill spend over 800$ in books

>>41620101
no shit why do you think i'm here

>>41620119
stop buying things you can download

>>41620113
i would argue that small amounts of violence act like a pressure valve that prevents an explosion of worse violence down the line

>>41620101
nah my dad didn’t die til i was 18, and even when my parents divorced it was relatively amicable and i was with him once a week and every other weekend starting at like 12. hell, my brother’s only 5 months older than me and fights with no problem

>>41620133
that's terrible

>>41620129
I'm a real reader (tm) and 90% of these i can't just download

if you and ya bitch can't just chill like 90% of the time she's not the one
you need to be on the same level

>>41620147
i bet i can find some of them

>>41620154
yeah maybe it’s just naïveté from only being in 2 relationships and neither being super long, but seeing how many problems people have in relationships seems so crazy

>>41620177
(You) can't. I already look it up on anna's, zlib, irc channels and several invite only sites

>>41620215
name one

>>41620213
yeah i feel like it's incredibly common for people to jump into relationships for very superficial reasons and then subsequently realize they don't click at all
it's never a good ground to build from

man moder relationship expert

nigga just because i'm a manmoder doesn't mean i don't get pussy

>>41620273
just say “you should break up”, you’ll be right 80% of the time

if two manmoders fuck is that lesbian sex or gay male sex?

>>41620310
passing is a hopeless endeavour but e made me way more attractive as a guy idk what to tell u breh

>>41620373
if it's a fakemoder and a realmoder it's hetero

>>41620401
i mean two realmoders

>>41620399
can you please go away you are so fucking annoying

boy's fishing trip could fix me

a cheeseburger could fix me

>>41620470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C94QcTuNqyc

finally got to see & hold my newborn niece!
>>41620285
i don’t even pursue people as a manmoder. not that i was especially successful beforehand

>>41620509
congrats uncle anon!

>>41620509
congrats auntie

it's crazy that /ck/ of all places is such a heavily moderated rulefag board

>>41619492
I don't suggest buying a bra, idk who came up with this meme but sport bras don't help with hiding at all + it's going to be obvious you're wearing a bra when its outline is going to press through your shirt or sweater
I personally wear a binder. it doesn't completely eliminate breast tissue but it kind of flattens my breasts, you need to buy a new one every 5 or so months because they stretch out. make sure to buy the right size. I bought a size M binder which is slightly maybe too small for me but it stretched out later. I didn't want to buy size L because that would make me feel like a hon
I prefer the long binders that look like shirts, just in case anyone notices that you're wearing one under it doesn't look weird

>>41620564
real i go there expecting a 3 day

>>41620573
wow your binder really is too tight

don't hit

but IF your partner hits you DO hit them back

>>41620772
why?

>>41620844
makes it mutual combat so you get away with dv
like a boss

>>41620844
i'm assuming you don't enjoy being hit

im literally just an ugly autistic male lolcow wtf

*laughs and blushes with great embarrassment*

>>41620494
i’m going to burger king in a little bit probably :)

it's so sad that Israel and the American right will never get Nuremberg'd
day of the rope for genocidal right-wingers would fix me

>>41621024
wanna stalk and kill rightoids with me nona....?

>>41620539
>>41620543
duality of mmg

>>41621058
no but thanks for the offer officer

>>41621073
i'm literally already en route to your location?

>>41621024
>>41621058
can’t be talking like this even on 4chan. i got a week long ban w couple years ago for saying “we should satirically in minecraft these guys”

>>41621087
someone should satirically in minecraft shoot me in the fucking head

>>41621087
i said Nuremberg which implies that it should be done legally with due process by a legitimate government or transnational organization like the UN, which is totally what i actually believe because i am a moderate Republican who believes in law and order.

>>41621162
i’m a moderate republican who believes in small government so the government better not get in trannies’ business about taking hrt and using public bathrooms and changing their names and gender markers

>>41621200
you're a bootlicker for fascists

>>41610569
Trooning out takes balls

>>41611401
Lose weight fatty

the american moderate is incomprehensible

>>41621214
i’m continuing the moderate republican bit, c’mon

>>41621489
autistic people can't understand sarcasm, you might as well be talking to a wall

FUCK

SHIT

she her

i ruined my life. i cried under a tree earlier plus im fat plus i look like the men i used to crush on in old movies instead of the women i identified with and sometimes i think the jews did this to me (by that i just mean mass media the jews are fine people) and that in a world without screens i would be a happy gay man but i would probably just be super bitter at the woman who married my village oneitis and become evil

i haven’t cried in a decade

>>41621960
maybe you'll pass with bangs

>>41621979
youre rhe passoid and im the gigahon

stop being fat its so easy to not be fat

>>41622006
i'm a middle aged man
are you cute :3

maybe i’ll pass with bangs

>>41622045
wash your hair stinky

>>41622053
i washed it like 9 hours ago :(

>midface ratio in the low 0.90s
this isnt funny anymore

>>41622056
*holds your hand*

>>41622067
*holds your penis*

>>41622070
where did you find that

>>41622067
what’s next, we gonna kiss? ‘,:)

>>41622017
no i look horrific

[s]pistachio[/s] vanilla

i need to conduct a magik war against my own soul for being a fucking QUEER

>>41622087
we scissor

transitioning to black but right now i'm whitemoding

>>41622130
doesn’t that only work for srs manmoders?

>>41622179
my god srs manmoder. transitioning to pooner. we have gone too far with this shit