Thread 41611415

qott: how important is it to you that a partner can make you laugh?

public service announcement: discordia has figured out how to folder pics from unsees without the watermark. please proceed with the assumption that all images you post via any platform will be foldered and reposted :(

previously discovered fragment: >>41607938

discordia is such an ugly hon in both soul and appearance

>>41611421
5 cents only? damn this inflation

>>41611415 (OP)
me on left, and who on right?

>>41611428
sorry i harakiri for make you pay more
sorry

>>41611415 (OP)
qott it’s very important i guess. i don’t want to cry around them

>>41611426
okay very good point. what should I watch?

>>41611434
if only it were me :(

>>41611415 (OP)
qott - very important funny men are hot

>>41611440
is too funny. cry laugh. its over.

Oh, Tranner-kun, it's so horrible and tragic!
My dog died and I caught COVID!
How traumatizing!
We have to fuck right now, Tranner-kun, I have to ram it in you and fuck you until my balls are completely drained.
That's the only way we can fix these horrid events, Tranner-kun

>>41611441
umm idk i didn't think that far ahead

dogs can get covid?

>>41611458
u-understood!! ill do my best! if its the only solution ill give it everything i can!!!

watching a video on how the economy of the Imperium of Man from W40K works. man what the fuck is wrong with me fuck my stupid chud life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z139CmMd2mk

>>41611461
any recommendations? Old reliables?
anyone else feel free to chip in, its been about 2 weeks so gotta make this a bit of an occasion I think

>>41611475
tomcat's "zecchou contract!"

>>41611490
ty bronya, but im mostly straight so i dont think yaoi is gonna do it for me

>>41611506
oh right straight people usually dont like yaoi. uhhhhh. is gay porn out too

>>41611469
Let the seas boil, let the stars fall.Though it takes the last drop of my blood, I will see the galaxy freed once more.And if I cannot save it from your failure, Father, then let the galaxy BURN

>>41611512
yeah I've given it a go before and not my jam

when did i become such a degenerate

hi everyone

>>41611415 (OP)
>qott:
yes, i want my man to be funny and charming :)
>discordia has figured out how to folder pics from unsees without the watermark
i didnt know that was possible but thats creepy

>>41611517
hmmm. i see. umm. surely i have something for you in back here somewhere. uhh. wait please dont leave hang on ill find something. oh here we go! whitekitten's fall of equestria!

>>41611521
hi!!!
>>41611519
the moment we met. you're welcome

>>41611514
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

>>41611521
hey

>>41611528
hello!!!! how are you!!!!

>>41611530
hi hi i hope you are good

>>41611533
im good!! my machine is behaving strangely but i will tame it as always. im locked in on this today i want to simply complete it so i can go back to neeting hehe
even tho i need to study for my final exam...

>>41611539
im fine tonight hope you are well thanks

>>41611525
>My Little Pony smut
...Bronya

>>41611415 (OP)
>how important is it to you that a partner can make you laugh?
i used to not consider it important, but ever since i dated this repper who managed to make me laugh all day every day no matter how down i was feeling, i consider it essential, and im scared that im stuck with boys cause im never gonna find a woman who's that funny, but 99% of men aren't hot. t: tranner

>>41611540
sorry it is misbehaving but the colors are turning out very nice so far

>>41611528
thanks “sonia”; i love you

>>41611545
WHITEKITTEN TRANSCENDS FANDOM!! i dont really come across a lot of straight stuff... im sorry...
>>41611548
thank you ive always really liked the default matplotlib colour scheme its beautiful to me
>>41611553
i love you too!

gay ass stats hw

>>41611567
its comforting to know we are both victims of normal-distributed histograms in the club tonight

>>41611562
its all good I appreciate your efforts nonetheless

>>41611567
sry bout dat lil bro

Throbbing against trans bulge

>>41611544
i am okay, a little sad because the family of cats in my alley have started to move on. they were kittens when i first got here last summer, they lived on the other side of the fence because the neighbors fed them and i started helping out whenever i saw them in the parking lot. i keep cat food in my car and would set it out for them on a paper towel, they’d all hear me and wait to gather round while the mother watched from a distance. anyways, i haven’t been seeing them much lately which has me worried due to some recent rain. my last spotting was of one of the black cats a bit further from their usual haven so i think they’re off searching for new territory. i had the strangest today though because there was a new black kitten mewing outside my window today. very concerning because it is by itself and is on the busy side of the apartments. and when i went to retrieve food there was another new cat which was old and fearless. just very odd to have these sudden newcomers right after the old cats left, with a mewing baby i have to concern myself over. it is all somewhat troubling

>>41611569
this shit does not follow a normal distribution

>>41611579
uniform sorry i’m really tired * i was gonna go to bed while talking to HIM on the phone . but then i remembered i had to finish this.. sad

>>41611562
wait until you add a third category to the legend the results are surprising

feeling like a faggggggg

>>41611579
i think ive been looking at so many normal distributions i cant see data distributed any other way

>>41611590
im scared to. i cant handle that. im keeping it at two
>>41611592
greatest album ever made it is to me as late registration is to choids. but late registration is also incredible

>>41611578
>it is all somewhat troubling
this is just my general motto for life

>>41611592
That’s why I listen to Skillet instead so I feel like a monster

>>41611576
;; i cant waver from being productive don't wave temptations before me like this avalokiteśvara avalokiteśvara avalokiteśvara avalokiteśvara avalokiteśvara avalokiteśvara

>>41611598
yeezus is my goated kanye album

>>41611598
wise
>>41611599
there can always be a reason to worry

>>41611595
here u go a real normal distribution also i switched to 4chan on my laptop for this screenshot yes yes russy so kind

>>41611601
alexa play animal I have become on repeat

>>41611614
lel

>>41611607
you're wrong but that's okay
>>41611611
phew.. thank u

>>41611622
interesting to see someone not just claiming MBDTF isn't his best album desu

>>41611628
i like mbdtf! late registration is one of the greatest records ever made

anyone else itt ancient enough to have experienced this era of music? on a bit of a nostalgia trip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4MiC67seUY

>>41611638
for me it was saosin, they remind me of questing in northrend

>>41611661
hehehe theres some songs i still cant hear without being instantly teleported to running around thanalan in ffxiv. its funny how the brain forms these crazy strong association

>>41611661
damn I had forgotten about those guys, thanks for the reminder!

im making eggs and some sausage

i play into the chubby chaser rumors because they are true lowkey

>>41611661
Got any bands in a similar vein I might have forgotten about?

>>41611664
yes!!! it is so neat and can be very coY
>>41611668
mhm i was more into ska though d e s u ><

>>41611686
uhm maybe circa survive, at the drive in, fall of troy. i also liked sunny day real estate

>>41611682
yum. at least it’s not orcslop like meat jelly

the new rebecca black is pretty fucking good. but you knew that

>>41611689
fair enough. there was one ska band I used to like but I cannot remember their name at all.

>>41611705
oh man I loved at the drive in and sunny day real estate. midwest emo in general really was so good

discordia please do not folder this
https://unseecc/album#ZCZzbCQceOxK

>>41611729
its too late. she's already posted it all over every board. everyone will know your shame

i had sex with a cis woman for the first time today. i think i might be asexual, sex kind of sucks

>>41611737
thats okay! you dont have to be having sex if u dont want to!

>>41611718
nice i mostly listened to arrogant sons of bitches
>>41611737
you need to be in love for sex to feel fun

i wanna go on grindr and suck some cock but im scared of getting an sti

>>41611743
never heard of these guys, will queue some of their stuff

>>41611729
damn dude that thing is massive

>>41611729
holy FUCK

>>41611729
Shit is nothing to me man

>>41611706
whats wrong with meat jelly :(
i have some leftovers of it in my fridge :(
its for dinner :(
also finished egg and sausage now eating banana

>>41611763
hehehe you cant pop up just cause you saw an unsee... all you /b/ gooners are the same
isn't it late for you? don't stay up and mess up your sleep cycle! n-not like i care if you mess it up, b-baka!!

i am so horny i might just have sex with a grindr guy. it’s been 3 years.

>>41611737
I had trouble fucking women at first to, the sensation was really foreign and hard to process.

Bought a pocket pussy to normalize the sensation so I could cum. Eventually I could nut in about half a hour to a hour.

It’s more fun to play with them and get jerked off than it is to actually fuck them for me though.

if i take a shower i can go out and get a croissant. if i dont take a shower i can stay inside and do nothing

>>41611773
I’m drinking fake water rn in place of my normal doctor besper

Hopefully get to sleep soon. And fix my sleep schedule.

i would do horrible horrible things for a tall man to actually love me

>>41611790
how bad is it? are you a little late or are we talking full desync. im the latter so no judgement
>>41611783
take a shower!!! croissants are good

>>41611791
shit bait

>>41611796
who said it’s bait lol

>>41611802
lol. thats what i thought

>>41611793
i just pictured myself going to the bakery and i looked really dumb so im not going

>>41611804
i would genuinely actually do horrible things for a tall man to be in love with me.

>>41611790
good night drink real water

>>41611805
you can sit here and look dumb or u can look dumb with a croissant. dont pmo

>>41611773
Sonny I’m sorry for being mean earlier I wasn’t disgusted by you, fat people just remind me of when I was a kid. After I got out of the food abusive environment I grew up in I literally couldn’t put the twinkies down.

I got huge tits and a gut.

Thankfully my growth spurt saved me but being morbidly obese scarred me for life.

>>41611807
you weren't confused by the idea that your post would be bait but instead defensive at the suggestion, suggesting you know exactly what you're baiting on. pack it in already

>>41611815
oh don't worry about it ive heard stories like that a million times im very used to people projecting their own issues with their bodies onto mine. it just doesn't register for me atp i know im fat and i love it

help parts of body seem to be fading into an ephermal mist much like my soul
https://unseecc/album#9cUeTdDfaFp7

>>41611793
Totally fucked I’m staying up till like 7 or 8 I managed 4 yesterday.

It might sound weird but imagining a waifu to fantasize about while I’m sleeping really helps get to sleep.

When I was in high school I’d get really good naps imagining my MILF math teacher on my dih.

>>41611826
I bet that made a good clip for someone.

I saw a clip like that of black anon earlier today and it inspired me.

>>41611828
i think im in love with you

>>41611837
can you tell me what its like to feel love then? i've forgotten

>>41611829
sure whatever works! sleep is a daily battle it sucks. wish i could just do it automatically

>>41611842
it's like the feeling of a fox curling up in the den it burrowed

>>41611844
I’m built for cuddling. When I had a boyfriend it was so easy to fall asleep.

Even though it was hot as fuck we’d take our blankets off and just cuddle cus it was so warm.

Kind of weird waking up to another person in the morning. And I’m a roller make a complete mess of shit when I go to sleep but when I woke up I was in the same position I was when I went to sleep.

>>41611855
thats so sweet.... idk i like cuddling a lot but there's a part of me that quite likes having the bed to myself these days. just means i gotta get rich so i can buy an XXXL ultra nebraskan king size mattress if i move in with someone again

>>41611847
we can put on fursuits and make ourselves a den bronya, I'm open to the idea

>>41611861
Kind of crazy to think about but I never cuddled or literally slept in a bed with any of the women I had sex with.

The most I ever did is let some chick vape while she was on my lap watching YouTube on her phone.

>>41611876
thats perfect i have some spots ive been eyeing up for a while

>>41611880
literally my dream. gotta keep losing weight so i can get there...

>>41611861
Best experience ever is going on a date getting home setting the mood with darkness and something like a movie songs etc. maybe a bath who knows. Then fucking nutting cuddling and sleep (without clothes or just underwear.)

>befriend niggers on college
>doll up for them
>get them addicted to breeding my needy boypussy
>gallons of fertile black cum wasted on a girl(boy)
White race = saved

>>41611888
Vape girl was the one who took my virginity. She gave me hella heckees on my neck after she stopped vaping lol. Made me hold her phone up so she could listen to it while licking and sucking on my neck.

>>41611904
i like her she sounds like a diva

>>41611794
big things happening in this thread: we're closer to a chaser x chaser gen than you girls know. best get your acts together

>>41611913
im so excited... im gonna fujo out...

>>41611895
Chaser btw!

>>41611895
What a deranged thing to say

>>41611828
oh wow another fit chaser poasting. mirin brudda

>>41611809
ok im sorry..

>>41611924
just ignore it the /b/ influx dragged in a bunch of weird anons with it. we can't really complain cause the biggest freak in here rn is homegrown but just let them tire themselves out and they'll get bored

>>41611907
Def very assertive, but we got along really really well. Shame I ended things.

Sex just felt really really weird and I was having troubling processing the sensations I was feeling for the first time in my life.

I am all out of green tea dammit

>>41611928
thats what i thought. post croissant pics when u get it. im eating fistfuls of panettone while i work

>>41611925
thanks man. are you the big dawg who was sewing up his tank top the other day?

>>41611937
does that mean i have to take my shower right now?

>>41611949
yes!!!! all the good croissants will be gone if u wait

>>41611931
I’ll give it a try lol

>>41611949
I loveeeee showers, I sit on the floor curl up and just let the water hit me.

I wanna share a good shower with someone someday. My peaceful little place.

>>41611952
ok ill go

>>41611955
last time i did that i fell asleep so i no longer do that

>>41611957
i dont have enough clean clothes :( ill do it tomorrow

>>41611960
used to have a roommate who would do that and flood the bathroom and hall

>>41611939
yessir thats me

woke up today and forgot i had srs

>>41611969
HOW DO YOU FORGET YOU HAVE SRS

>>41611955
taking showers with someone you love is one of my fav things. when i was in highschool with my first girlfriend we would shower together like every day. it was so fun undressing beforehand and just getting giddy about it.

>>41611975
woke up

Highschool trannies <3

>>41611968
hell yeah. need to start hitting my arms harder so i can get them as juicy as yours

>>41611966
Kek
>>41611960
At this point I don’t even give a fuck about my water bill. My current place has a good water heater so it could handle it for a long long time. But I’ve thugged it out through the cold water before.

I use my anus as a coin purse, I have about 6 bucks in my ass right now

>>41611980
dude yeah i've been on an arm vision quest since i decided they were lagging a bit ago. i start every workout with 2-4 sets to failure of biceps like before anything else. feel like its been going a long way, would recommend.

>>41611976
I wasted my entire high school love life chasing some bitch that did not want me. Unequivocally my biggest L.

But that taught me a lot of shit as a aspie to the point I can function pretty much as a normie if I try hard enough.

So many better options around me, this one girl sent me a pic of her in the fucking bath tub and somehow I fumbled it had a arguement and never talked again.

So goddamn stupid. I’m a fucking retard.

>>41611893
Why would you sleep with underwear on. Do people who don't sleep naked really exist?

>>41611966
i ALMOST did that
>>41611984
no its not the water bill, thats fine, its just i want my deposit back when im gonna move out LOL

>>41612001
I sleep with pjs, I feel like you'd make your bedsheets dirty faster sleeping naked and also get skin blemishes

should i drink tonight?

>>41611998
i chased plenty of leads in highschool to dead ends. i think i just got lucky enough to be a pretty handsome twink, so even though i had 0 game i had a cute mixed girl tell me she wanted to rape me, and then we dated for a little bit. the girl i took showers with all the time though i just became good friends with and then asked out. idk what the point of my saying this is. dont fret about missing out on highschool experiences, thats incel shit desu. just look forward.

>>41612009
no try meth instead

>>41612001
i sleep in jeans sometimes
sometimes just in undewear
sometimes i change into pjs
i dont really care

>>41611997
thanks brother might have to try that. definitely my most neglected area cos I mostly train olympic lifts with a bit of bodybuilding so i don't look like shit

>>41612011
fuck now i need vyvanse

I sleep in a full set of authentic medevil knights armor

>>41611989
Is that how it works in video games?
>>41612001
My dick got cold without my boxers and my bf wanted to be the big spoon so nothing to warm it between. (Had to take the covers off because it’s hella warm cuddling someone.)

Pretty cute I’m 6’2 so he could only cuddle so much of me at once. And my heavy ass made his arm numb.

He was a femboy so it does sort of relate to this thread btw.

>>41612017
medvedev

>>41611807
what is tall to you

>>41612001
i sleep in undies and a shirt and pijama pants if its cold

>>41612013
oly lifting is so fucking sick man, you mog me free. i just do powerbuilding cause i want to make my body look a certain way but chasing numbers on lifts is fun. would love to learn to snatch and clean and jerk but i don't think i'd be any good at it.

>>41612017
this but pjs on top of armor

>>41612010
Nah dawg I never saw the big NOs she was giving me for three whole years. God it’s embarrassing even thinking about.

It makes super paranoid and needy now because I’m always thinking I’m secretly gonna get ditched.

>>41612018
>I’m 6’2
Larp

>>41611791
do horrible things include on demand blowjobs

im 6'7

>>41612027
BIG SOPH is 6'2

>>41612027
You’re right I’m just six foot without my shoes on, but I add two inchs to seem more impressive.

>>41612009
we need more information are you a recovering or active alcoholic. what do u have going on tomorrow. do you think im pretty. would you like to maybe go get some ice cream or something and then sit in a park together. would 2pm work.

>>41612009
drink my piss instead bitch

>>41612009
YES TWIN
its your turn today

>>41612023
yeah bro its so technical that its simultaneously very fun and frustrating. think you have to have a touch of the 'tism to be into it cos it takes so much work haha. Plus you need to spend a lot of time on mobility. Powerbuilding is where its at though, I think once my knees start to not be able to take the oly training I'll switch to it. Hitting a new PB on a lift gotta be a top 5 best feeling

>>41612031
I remember going into my last physical when I was 18 and they said I was 5 12 like they were negging me or some shit lmao.

>>41612032
idk
nothing really
yeah you're cute
it's a little cold for ice cream, no? how about lattes on the boardwalk?
sure, 2pm sounds good

>>41612053
ok in that case u should definitely drink. also in my country it is cold year round so we eat ice cream year round. bitch

>>41611808
Real water isn’t sweet I need something that tricks me into thinking I’m drinking a soda

>>41612060
its not cold on that fucking island lol you're WEAK

>>41612037
yeah that move is not uncommon. my knees got super obliterated on some dumb shit years ago but i rehabbed them back to usability. idk if i could ever oly lift though, you gotta carry the torch for the both of us. PR's are undefeated for sure, makes it all worth it.

>>41612060
what did i do?

>>41612064
its further north than moscow....

>>41612071
wat do u mean...

>>41612076
Brit?

>>41612076
Isn't she from Królewiec or something though?

>>41612086
for now. im scottish

I farted and all my coins fell out my ass like when sonic dies

>>41612076
thats NOT how weather works
you are WEAK
>>41612089
VLADIVOSTOK

>>41612089
i have no idea where that is <3 but i can find moscow on a map

>>41612096
its basically how it works

>>41612099
we have it both colder in the winter and hotter in the summer you are WEAK

>>41611427
Any pics of them?

>>41612096
>Vladivostok
Oh so that's why you look half mongolian or chinese

>>41612109
she looks like speed

>>41612107
ITS BASICALLY THE SAME

>>41612109
More of a femboy really since they're not on hormones

>>41612111
i dont have chinese or mongolian in me... AND I DONT LOOK LIKE IT!
>>41612116
ITS FUCKIJN NOT U CUNT YOUR LOWEST IS -4

>>41612119
this is extremely edited, do people even try anymore

>>41612120
yeah you're lapping up that 23C summer weather dont come lecture me on cold

>>41612122
its even better she fed it through AI. also thank god someone else immediately recognised how edited it is ive been feeling insane that everyone isnt immediately calling it out

>>41612119
Oh shame they don’t seem into me they cute

>>41612126
>>41612126
HUH SO WHAT U CUNT THATS ONLY LIKE FOR A MONTH
YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT A STRUGGLE IS
YOU HAVE NOT BEEN WALKING OUT SNOW UP TO UR KNEES
YOU ARE WEAK
WEAK
WESTERNER

>>41612122
Do you have the original ?

>>41612132
it used to be like that.. i miss it a little now it barely snows at all

>>41612138
aw im sorry i miss it too there is no snow here :(

>>41612137
nah she never posts pics and they're always INSANELY edited cause she started hrt about 30 seconds ago this is basically the only one we have. you cant even confidently determine her race or gender from tis

>>41612141
lets go take a vacation in iceland. they gotta have now there right its in the name

>>41612130
/tttt/ is like 80% 40 yewr old gooners, they dont care, the bar is about as low as reddits
>>41612137
why would I have the orginal?

>>41612154
then what's the point of me being model-tier in both looks and fashion... pearls before swine...

>>41612144
Kinda sus they have no black person nose. Doesn’t seem mixed enough for that to be natural?

>>41612149
they have hot springs like the hapanesas sugoiii
as long as its in the schengen area and we DONT go into faggot bars its ok with me

>>41612161
Power no offence but can I ask why you are being so normal and civil today? Lol

>>41611828
Fuck I missed this! What was it?

>>41612161
i don't get into all that ethnoguessr shit even normally and when an AI has done god knows what to it it's beyond even guessing
>>41612164
cmonnnn not even just for one drink? we can make you a disguise so nobody will know its you

>this thread
DDS IS REAL!!!

>>41612166
he seems cool tho
>>41612171
no means no

>>41612170
coinslot

bronya is a power user tranny

>>41612179
What does this mean? Butt? T or C?

Arguing with the gay thread about two femboys from a group of ugly little fucks.

Is this guy cute? (The one getting molested)

>>41612181
you know it. no other woman like me on earth. i wonder if there's someone out there who's my match or not
>>41612182
butt, c..? i guess neither i dont think nikocado has made any comments on trannies i know of

>>41612159
post pic

>>41612192
Okay I feel you are not being serious with me rn Bronya. I don't like missing my unsees :(

>>41612191
Idk for gay guys he probably is cute, imo he's really ugly but i'm not into men

>>41612191
not really i wouldnt say so, he'd be cute as a normal dude tho

>>41612178
okay....

>>41612197
if you haven't been around long enough to know what i look like you should be lurking a little more before you make demands like that, sweetie
>>41612191
i think all femboys are very... valid lol

>>41612199
coomer... you're basically admitting its the only part of the thread you care about...

>>41612166
Veronika was nice to me and I was like “oh shit maybe they aren’t huge assholes like I thought”
>>41612171
Most Africans have a big flared nose like a T. I saw a comparison between white people and blacks skulls and there’s also a huge O in the skull compared to a white person’s.

Once you get a mixed enough black person that nose feature gets bred away.

>>41612213
not the skull measuring...

This isn’t bad and I find it funny he’s grimacing like he knows how ugly everyone is.

>>41612210
Not the only part, can't a girl just be a lil horny

>>41612221
better be more punctual next time!

>>41612201
Yeah I just find it weird that gay gen specifically is saying they’re ugly? Seem like average twinks…

Then they post fucking skeletor or roid man and go nuts jerking off to them lmao.

>>41612224
;(

>>41612210
Cooming is the worst part of threads. Either I’m not into it because I don’t know anything about the person or I’m jealous.

At least when I’m watching porn I can pretend.

Morny

>>41612265
take the yumepill

>>41612274
grny!!

Sweaty chaser balls

>>41612281
“Babe I’m breaking up with you to be with my 2d waifu”

>>41612265
Jealous? Don't tell us you're thinking of trooning out power?

>>41612291
WHERE

They said this one was cuter than the other 2

>>41612291
Had some earlier but then I had a shower

>>41612293
its the future. love&deepspace will keep my heart warm through the incoming months of celibacy ;w;

1 - >>41612219
2 - >>41612300
3 - >>41612219

that's how i would rank them, but they're all kind of ugly

>>41612308
I meant
3 - >>41612191

>>41612294
? I’m saying that when I watch porn I’m pretending the- never mind

>>41612308
I would swap 2 for 3 but valid list

>>41611638
https://youtu.be/KDzt6yI3Dw8
I jumped into ""metalcore"" a few years later at the height of the cringe era
This was my favorite album when I was 16

>>41612316
I was gonna say the girl loves me, but that sounded cringe.

>>41612325
Hell yeah bitta crab-core haha

power is actually cool when he isn't acting weird or spamming blacks. keep being cool pls power i like u like this

30 yo trannies with dick sucking lips <3

>>41612333
Thank you I’ll try lol

Btw since I used a billy elvish meme I sent this to my brother and he called me and we both laughed non stop for five minutes.

I really need to replay through terraria

>>41612344
What constitutes the dick sucking lips?

I really want to pound a tranner but their mental illness makes me very wary, I don't want to bring a backstabbing brainwormed freak home

>>41612353
lips with some meat on em

>>41612354
it is very hard to be a tranner so please try and be understanding. we are all doing our best. and you don't get the juice if you can't handle the squeeze!

>>41612352
I love terraria beat the moon lord but only once. Best gameplay is moving from hard mode and beating the mecha bosses.

Used to use hamachi to play with my older brother.

>>41612354
The mental illness becomes worse when you’re mean and managable when you’re nice.

The key is avoiding bpdemons. Managing their mood is impossible and you just have to accept they’ll explode on you no matter what you do.

Clicker training my tranny to suck my dick <3

tranny gf who will pop my little white cherries

im so sleepy i think i didnt think enough and im sitll hungoer and so hungy hungy huggy wuggy

>>41612364
Hehehe explode on you

>>41612367
not how clicker training works idiot...

>>41612364
>Managing their mood is impossible
BPD is triggered by stress though

>>41612364
what about npdemons

>>41612371
Honestly I’m about to listen to some asmr and try to sleep. Night Veronica, night everybody else.

>>41612353
Good shape and a bit plush

>>41612383
goodnight! sleep well!

>>41612383
nighty night sleep tight dont let the bed bugs bite and sweet dream

I don't have dick sucking lips they're thin and weird and shaped kinda like a beak

>>41612364
I am no good at recognizing bpd though. I also have to be honest: I would not be able to be public about our relationship since I'm from a very conservative area and my family would legit cut contact with me. I imagine the secrecy might make their brainworms spin and cause me a headache. But then again the odds of me even meeting a passoid are slim so it's just daydreaming at this point.

I think I have the dick sucking lips

i dont even have lips i have one lip and the upper one is just missing. thank god for lip liner

>>41612434
Lip lift might help...

>>41612434
Post a pic
Here are mine as an example (obv chaser): https://litter.catbox.moe/0mfgs1ocp8mxxmzg.jpg

>>41612411
could be cute

>>41611415 (OP)
>QOTT
very important, im very anxious and on edge need someone who can make me feel safe and relaxed

>>41612420
i've been told i do b4 but i don't think so. My top lip is kinda thin and I have a long philtrum hoping ffs/lip lift will fix that tho


hello chasergen

Time to do it all again today with four hours extra because my retarded ass woke up at 3am and can't sleep more
It goes on
Eatin beans

>>41612411
>>41612527
example
>>41606261

>>41612499
Shit like this makes me feel better about being tall

>>41612547
Tall girls are so sexy

Thread is a little slow today

>>41612643
I realized I don't have what it takes to be a chaser, I'm going back to my plan Cis

>>41612643
hi what are you up to

Haven't sung in like a month or something I'm so cooked. My voice is going back to basically 0 use.
https://vocaroo.com/18MInKJYBOiR

>>41612651
Another soul lost to the cissoid propaganda. See you on the other side anon
>>41612656
Nothing much gonna wash my hair and then eat something probably, wbu

>>41612533
We miss you. When are you gonna take new pics for us?

>>41612657
Cute but what the hell are you even saying

>>41612715
Its anime language

>>41612643
sorry i was talking to my mom

q4c would you date a bpdemon? If not, why do you hate bpdemons so much that you don't see any humanity or hope in them at all?

i hate being on bipolar medication, i miss how elated i used to feel

>>41612657
Hi Discordia

Easier song with a warmup before. I sound a little less fucking horrid here. Very nostalgic song i remember it from like a decade ago
https://voca.ro/1h2fAsVRNXn9

>>41612809
Sorry for horrific sibilants Icba to edit the audio to remove them

>>41612773
I would but only if they can show they're working on themselves. Been burned too many times by going about the wrong way

>>41612809
what does that song remind you of? what makes it nostalgic?

Sucks when vidya makes me motion sick. I have to stop playing and the nausea lasts long after.

>>41612876
what you playing?

>>41612869
Its from an anime i watched as a kid

>>41612882
Nothing now, I was just playing The Bloodline and flying around made me sick.

gooned for two hours and didn't cum. i tried everything. i tried EVERYTHING. and now I just have to go back to working on my coursework ten times more sexually frustrated than I was beforehand. i hate my stupid chud tranny life

>>41612903
Another successful no not November for bronyas

>>41612903
I have a deadline for tomorrow and haven't even gotten started. Let's do our best.

>>41612908
i blame all of you non gooners in the thread your chaste energy leached onto me

>>41612903
u gonna share what you were gooning to?
ive been going off my imagination for a few weeks now, takes me a half hour to nut but it feels better imo

>>41612773
no, I would not, I don’t have the patience

I still haven't failed No Nut November, haven't failed No Nut October either, No Nut September too. Each time I try, I change my mind 5 seconds later

>>41612773
Done that. Never again

>>41612921
>I don't have the patience
But relationships, bpdemon or not, are about patience.
I think if you don't have the patience to deal with everything in the world for your partner, your relationships will never last more than 3-6 months

>>41612934
Extremely bpd response

>>41612940
:c

Big Prostate Disease

>>41612946
didn’t you just get out of a relationship

>>41612909
let's do our best. maybe it's fucked up to say but hearing your predicament made me feel better about my own...
>>41612920
literally anything and everything. every major gay porn studio, all the furry artists I'm a fan of, bara, trap doujins, SFM porn, that shitty jank Skyrim porn with everything clipping through everything else, my own nudes, fic, Wikipedia, audio porn briefly before I heard my relatives start to arrive... these damn modafinils gave me coke dick

>>41612955
Damn you're a real gooner

>>41612773
im a transbian so i get to answer q4cs. thats rules. i didnt make em take it up with Sarah
ive had a lot of really bad experiences with people with bpd inside and outside of dating including two that left me struggling for housing but at the end of the day all it is is a label right. if someone was working on themself i would take them at their word

6 hours barely 300 replies holy shit newfags like pissya make this a shithole. New level of DDS to literally bring your own faggot drama into thread OP

Chasers here only want girls for pump and dump without taking any responsibility...

>>41612961
who the fuck do you think you're talking to. get the fuck out of my thread

>>41612971
>newfags
besides it's not my drama an anon asked me to put it in future new thread OPs for safety

>>41612981
nobody asked you shit you just said you would do it lmao fat fuck

>>41612984
make it make sense

>>41612971
Oh would you look who's back

>>41612973
>doesn't want cheating bpd attention whore tripfag
>this means that chasers don't want relationships
Severe lack of logic. Trannies are wonderful, just not (You)

>>41612991
I want to be better than I was

>>41612973
No true, but I am also not looking for a foster child

I cant think of what to sing i should sing something

>>41612903
That's crazy. For me hrt made it much easier and faster to cum, sucks because edging is very hard now

is there a tranny who wants to move into my studio apartment?

>>41612999
https://youtu.be/DMV401JcFx0

>>41612989
she's been posting off trip for three hours now unfortunately
>>41613006
im pretty similar! but the meds... the meds...

>>41613009
lmao
>>41613014
holy DDS

wtf is DDS?

>>41613021
not one other person on earth talks about DDS. you're not slick

>>41613025
Discordia Derangement Syndrome

Is discordia actually medically schizophrenic or is this all a joke?

>>41613033
medically schizophrenic

>>41613025
Dick draining syndrome, and I've got it bad. Chaser btw.

>>41613031
many do. you think they don't bc of your DDS making you think anyone who uses it is me

>>41613032
idk but i like ur cat pics

>>41613038
uh huh. so you're telling me there's another tone-deaf anon posting shitty karaoke in japanese in this gen >>41612657

>>41613044
I guess so pissya. and i know time is an issue for you but that's an hour and a half ago not 3 hours

>>41613041
Say cheese

>>41613025
it's demonstrated in the last three threads where bitterhons like pissya endlessly post about me despite me not even being in the threads. Culminating in him talking about me in thread OP which is supposed to be anonymous and a topic starter

>>41611415 (OP)
yay u included the warning thats so nice

>>41613047
so which one is it. is that not you? or were you posting on anon for time than i said? pick one and commit to it cordy-tan!

I'm not even annoyed at discordia anymore she's just funny

>>41613051
cheese

notice how it took 6 and a half hours to get to 300 and now once I joined it's been 50 in 15 minutes. This is DDS in full force

Not only is Discordia the best at posting bait, she's also the best at ignoring bait, as we see in her response to all the racist posting. She might be the only person capable of ignoring bait in cg.

anyway. anybody know what happened to girl in picrel? haven't heard much from her

>>41613066
Good kitty
God I love cats they're so funny

>>41612657
woah I know this song this is Shounen Shoujo by Ging Nang Boyz. the acoustic version is so good
>>41612809
and this one is alive by Raico it's naruto ending 6 i believe. classic

>>41613093
just checked it's ending 4

>>41612695
who's we? and probably not till im more time on hrt desu im not very happy w where im at appearance wise

Who up jorking their DDS till they cordia

>>41613061
that's what i thought

>>41613096
I don’t know why he’s saying we. I don’t miss you.

>>41613073
>>41613078
1 minute apart lmao

>>41613112
I wrote the bottom post. I'm a chaser. DDS is real.

>>41613096
Aren't you 19 months on hrt? Idk if it will do that much anymore for it to be a huge difference

>>41613116
its so funny because the more times they shizo accuse me of samefagging they just prove to more people that DDS is in fact real

gomorny

>>41613119
Haha smart cat, stupid human must sit in the corner and listen to what cat says

>>41613127
good mornyan!

>>41613112
look at the post immediately after you fucking sperg holy shit DDS is actually a thing

Good morning ghouls

wtf is dds

>thread is slow and chill
>Discordia arrives
>Thread becomes a shitstorm
Why does she keep spamming so much and making the gen unusable?

DDS is the degree dentists get

>>41613140
double Ds. it's a reference to my cup size

>>41613143
>thread is dead
>Discordia arrives
>DDS kicks in

>>41613144
I was going to say that

>>41613140
It's what discordia calls her weird combination of mental illnesses

>>41613124
Sad but true!

>>41613142
Tu gato es un Chad o un beta?

>>41613163
El gato es payaso

>>41613120
yeah, idk mainly my chest im hoping more will happen and ive only been on injections for a lil over a month now. Gonna weight cycle start pio after 2 yr mark and go gym when i work up confidence

Why each time discordia arrives to this thread we just spend hours talking about how shitty she is prompting even more shitty posts from her. This is like a never ending lolcow cycle that shits up this entire thread every time

>>41613193
chest is super random my exgf randomly woke up with E cups like years into trooning. never lose hope

>>41613198
DDS

>>41613198
I am convinced purgatory is just like this board

Having Ethiopian coffee this morning to celebrate the total victory of DDS over chasergen.
>>41613198
Because you can't help but take the bait. Because DDS is real.

>>41613206
It’s a good representation of purgatory from Dante’s paradisio

>>41613198
im famously /cg/'s most baitable trip i take every single thing posted at face value... its my one weakness... i just trust too easily and love too hard

>>41613215
Ironically enough you're the least bateable trip according to your earlier post

>wake up
>go for a walk
>clean my house
>work out
>eat some poop
>read a book
>now playing video games

>>41613223
interesting. potential evidence of an inverse relationship? requires further study. pull down your pants.

>>41613215
No I'm the most baitable trip
Objectively though

>>41613238
we can give each other prison tattoos when they send us to gay baby jail for derailing every thread

ugh I was gonna do the thing again but I dont care nearly enough tbdesu

>>41613234
You already know I'm free use for you

anyone want to see some cock?

>>41613251
yes yes that's very sweet please avoid introducing unnecessary variables. this shouldn't take much longer. unless...

It's so funny that Discordia goes on trip to be nice and sincere and back on trip to shitpost. She's reversing the paradigm. She's so real.

>>41613202
yeah last time i had growth it was sudden and overnight

>>41613269
hrt is magic... and like all true magic it only works when you aren't looking and usually when you don't want it to at all

>>41613260
>on trip
>on trip
what?

>>41613259
You're misunderstanding. We can bate to you. You can't bate to anything.

>>41613234
>C Deez nuts
>Well, Present them
Energy

>>41613275
so this is your lecture to stop counting the minutes and take that DAMN hrt start date out of your FUCKING bio

I wish I would wake up with Z cups one day

>>41613275
i started taking my prog again so im rly coping that it will help cause biggest thing is that i rly havent had fat redistribution at all

If my tranny wanted I'd pay for a quality boobjob for her so as long she gets big cans.

>>41613262
ok give me one minute

>>41613287
its not so serious things
>>41613280
truly i am like the jesus christ of chasergen. although i famously only produce pics and vids that are distinctly ungoonable, as is my policy. they are ART. and also often education i haven't done one like that in a while should i do a makeup tutorial one much to consider

>>41613296
how big is big cans?

>>41613281
LMAO

>>41613284
Nah, I don’t want to. And I’ll never remove “Rehabilitated Incel” from my Instagram bio either because it makes arguing with dolls significantly easier

>>41613313
your funeral... don't come crying to me when ur disappointed with ur results

I'll start prog next month and if nothing happens by 2 more years I'm just just getting implants

>>41613319
I’ll be alright, I know the Etsy witches that got Charlie Kirk killed. If they can do that they can do anything.

>>41613313
>Rehabilitated Incel

I tried to sing a song but I sang so many earlier that my voice is fully dead

>>41613262
here u go, thnx 4 the cats
posted this one before
litter catbox moe/ct4n86.mp4

>>41613305
Big enough for people to go "DAMN" when they see them.

>>41613337
It’s easy bait, and they take it every time

>>41613287
i got distracted halfway through writing my reply and it autosent. as i was SAYING. unless you have a lot of good fullbody pics of pretrans you have almost certainly had fat redistribution that you don't even notice. a lot of the time it happens as your weight naturally fluctuates over time too, apparently? besides with proper styling you can make even a straight up and down brick look like a coke bottle. trust me i have bullied a lot of transbians into just letting me dress them before we go to the club for once

>>41613304
You'll feel like Jesus christ when I make you feel like you've died and come back to life. Or I would if you were physically capable of cumming

>>41613339
Fuck you look so hot x_x

>>41613339
full on striptease, WITH bulge, and vagina bones??? randomly at 2pm on a saturday?????? mysterious stranger i think im in love with you

>>41613351
im calling the anti-bullying hotline on you

>>41613341
hmmm i dont think i want that big i just want my chest to look full to take away attention from my shoulders not giant or anything

>>41613347
i have hip dips and my hip circumference has only increased 1 cm 19 months on hrt and going from 125lbs to 165 lbs (currently weight cycling down at 150 lbs rn). and my waist only looks smaller cause my obliques atrophied from T suppression.

>>41613339
nice hands and arms >.< taking a guys jeans off is so hot

Gonna go buy eggs and coffee and have second breakfast then I'll post a gay jerking off tutorial for the lads (chaser btw)

>>41613381
yea hip dips suck. i dont think hrt really cures those. isnt all that weight cycling stuff basically honscience
>>41613382
as long as its gay

im depressed

>>41613373
If you think about it, having really good sex with you would be a form of bullying

>>41613365
Anon unlocked some primal desire in me
I don't even have any cat pics for this, it's this fucked up

>>41613397
i dont have any good menhera-kuns either... im totally flashbanged...
>>41613395
Speak on this

>>41613390
>isnt all that weight cycling stuff basically honscience
idk probably, im just doing it to cope. ppl have told me my body is good, but i just want bigger boobs and hips/butt. i feel so flat and bricky

>>41613392
why are u depressed ma-chan :c

>>41613408
I'm having the time of my life. You're constantly getting more wound up but never quite getting there. It would be very frustrating for you, on account if your condition.

>>41613392
Why?

lol of course fatya thinks weight cycling is honscience

>>41613339
you're hot.,.,.,.,

>>41613421
I think it's pretty well established as honscience on this board

>>41613338
https://voca.ro/1j2Sij7K5iU2
this is what I tried. very dead. gonna wait a few hours for voice to recover and try to sing something by etsuko yakushimaru to see how high I can hold my pitch

should i fat shame my boyfriend until he hits me?

>>41613429
lmao it's basic physiognomy. women store fat in different areas than men. gaining weight on hrt will grow fat in a more feminine pattern. if you were and obese gigalard like fatya then it will have limited effect because you already have so much lard precarved that your body will just use that instead of making anything new

i need to buy some makeup. i have a party next weekend. i need to wear something that my friends will look at me and ask me are you wearing makeup? why are you such a faggot anon

>>41613410
>unsee cc album#0ODglR0hg4n8
this was today, 19 months hrt. I am just hoping I am able to get to tanner 5 cause having weird looking developing boobs makes me so insecure. if i dont have any more growth im def gonna get a BA

>>41613444
buy literally anything for that anon

>>41613408
henlo notbronya :D
re: last night
doro wot is so good and with the soft sourdough stuff that u soak it up with uggggg i wanttttttttt
>>41613414
>>41613420
just feel like my goals are so terribly far off, sometimes i doubt whether they are achievable at all
i just want to get a real, permanent job in software
then i could get going with hair removal and transition stuff again and finally be independent
but it's been almost 3 years since i left school, years of improving my skills and working on projects and applying to jobs and sure i had a contract position for 6 months but now i feel like im back to square one and no one wants to hire me
idk
neither of my siblings had anywhere near this much difficulty landing their first jobs
sometimes i feel like it's hopeless and i'll never get to have the life i want

>>41613444
Buy some faggy eyeshadow palette

>>41613392
Me too, seasonal depression is ass

>>41613446
Holy fucking bdd lmfao what are your measurements

i think that's enough whoring on the internet for me
>>41613360
ty scilla, just keep the cat pics coming
>>41613365
idk what vagina bones are but sorry for not doing today's math problem. might look at it again soon
>>41613381
>>41613423
ty vani and anon

>>41613410
you know they say it takes the mind ten times as long to recognise a change as it takes hrt to make it. if other people are telling u it looks good do u think it might be some bdd-type shit? genuinely asking i have no idea what you look like. it's so common as to be universal among trannies the experience of being pretrans will do that to you
oh here's an unsee posted
i knew it would be bdd but i didnt realise it would be this bad. your problem is mental not physical. another successful diagnosis!
>>41613421
now those are hips that tell only lies. god i need her. i wish she didnt drink her own piss and fucking die
>>41613434
maybe focus on holding it on easy notes first

>>41613448
>>41613457
i think that would be too much fag and they would clock me as taking hrt. i was thinking of just a mascara for the eyes, foundation and a blush to give some color to my cheeks. just that.,.

>>41613452
Hi it's backshots on doro wot day anon. You're extremely intelligent, and I'm sure you'll excel at a job once you get one. It just seems like hard times out there in the tech market now. That doesn't make it feel better, but please don't let it make you question your technical abilities. Also injera actually is very mid imo. With respect to the Ethiopian and Eritrean chasergen communities, doro wot is better with rice.

>>41613472
dont worry about it! i was worried you were somewhere stuck on it and tearing your hair out LMAO im glad you're not tormenting yourself

>>41613472
where are you at i want to sit on your cock and bounce on it uyntitl you cum

>>41613466
which measurements?
>>41613477
>do u think it might be some bdd-type shit?
no i don't think it is. I'm very flat top and bottom and am broad shouldered and have a pretty masculine jaw/midface/chin

>>41613484
oh okay you can come for doro wat but don't you fucking dare start on injera

>>41613452
Computer Science and Software Development are just very saturated fields, it's hard out there for everyone in those fields so you're not alone. That's actually one of the reasons why I after I finished my Associates degree I didn't transfer to a Uni to pursue it, and instead started studying Pharma and nursing.

what should i eat for bigger boobs?

>>41613443
Yeah but you constantly burn and replace fat without any weight cycling and weight cycling doesn't change that speed. Just a tip if you're considering doing it, it's pointless.

The only thing that would speed the fat distribution up is being very active while eating proportionally more so you burn the fat and create new deposits faster

>>41613478
If you're not going for a lot of makeup try maybe BB cream/tinted moisturizer instead of full on foundation

>>41613496
I was trying to be nice. I think it's kind of gross desu

>>41613499
lots and lots of silicone!

>>41613446
lol. you look fine girl

>>41613477
Lol you make it so obvious you're seething every time with all these passive aggressive jabs. You are the definition of a bitterhon

>>41613499
I always heard ice cream is good for that

im borrrrrred

>>41613495
Waist, hips, underbust, bust, shoulders
I'm just curious because you were talking about how you had no fat distribution yet have hips at the size of your shoulders

>>41613499
Anything

>>41613503
i do have a bb cream but i thought it didnt blend well with blush and other things like bronzer and contour? i thought u needed a "stronger" foundation for that

I also just have familial obligations to work in the medical field.

>>41613502
lol you have no understanding of how fat storage works in the body shut the fuck up moron

>>41613499
Eat enough daily protein and fats (make sure they're the healthy kind)
Also eat in calorie surplus

>>41613515
height: 171cm / 5'7"
bideltoid: 45cm / 17.75"
bust: 94cm / 37"
underbust: 79cm / 31.5"
waist breadth: 29cm / 11.5"
waist circ: 71cm / 28"
hip breadth: 36cm / 14"
hip circ: 96cm / 37.5"
weight: 72.6kg / 160lbs

>how you had no fat distribution yet have hips at the size of your shoulders
they are not the size of my shoulders lol

>>41613339
You're really hot but why are your arms so veiny

i ended up not eating milanesas yesterday just a grilled chicken breast. but i did eat the french fries :3

>>41613484
thx
yea idk...
at my last job my bosses were impressed with how quickly i picked things up, and they were happy with the tool i built for them- they've been using it in sales demos and stuff
but in a way that just makes it more frustrating
i know i could cut it as a software developer but no one wants to give me a chance
>>41613498
yea it didn't help that i left school right when the cs job market cratered (2023)
god i wish i had just said no to grad school altogether and tried to find something in 2021 when i got my bachelor's
i could have avoided so much hardship
assuming that worked out...
hindsight is 2020 i guess...

>>41613530
"the healthy kind"
wtf is an unhealthy protein you people are so retarded

>>41613526
?
I'm just trying to help you because i know you're for hrt for a very short time and don't know much about it, why get mad

>>41613452
the job market is in a pretty exceptional state right now, and our field is woefully oversaturated. you are not your siblings. just remember that like in a gacha with no pity it doesn't matter how many job applications you send out to whether you get it or not. a long string of unlucky pulls is just a long string of unlucky pulls there's just as much chance it comes home on the next one as there was on the first. don't lose hope!!! it could be right around the corner! in both situations the correct answer is to just do as many pulls as u can no matter how expensive it gets. what were we talking about again
t. unemployed person trying to relate to the struggles of employment
lets go get ethiopian food next time im in binland ive been craving it

>>41613544
i think she was talking about healthy fat. like nuts, seeds, olive oil, etc

>>41613549
you are retarded and know nothing so maybe educate yourself before trying to say anything to others. tard

>>41613520
Well I don't use BB cream with bronzer or contour, I use foundation if I go heavier, but I have used it with blush it looked fine?? Just try it and see if it'll look ok for you

>>41613550
how do those gacha games work anyways do u need to pay money for the pulls? cuz that seems expensive Dx

>>41613488
lol i did the first part but got too lazy to revise on line integrals. i got my exams starting next week which i should be prepping for, not solving tranny math problems. your linear algebra question the other day was fun tho
>>41613492
that would be fun, but im in australia

>>41613554
i already talked about #him in that thread

>>41613544
I was talking about healthy fats you dummy!!

>>41613557
those are food products not fat. The only "bad" fats are trans fats.

>>41613568
>that would be fun, but im in australia
oh thats ok that would be just a 30hrs flight ^___^

>>41613542
It's a pretty shitty situation yeah. But you'll make it out you're incredibly smart and talented Marie.

>>41613520
its pretty much the other way around! the lighter the coverage on your foundation the easier it is to blend in and layer it with blush and bronzer and contour! with a bb cream you can even do a technique called underpainting where you do all your blush and contour like normal and then put the foundation over it for a softer and more natural finish
lately ive been doing a full face with no foundation or concealer as an exercise in blending and it's honestly a lot of fun it comes out rly cute and natural

>>41613508
>>41613513
im allergic
>>41613530
can you give an example? unless cheeseburger is one

Just realized I loudly proclaimed to be a chaser at the bar last night while drunk. I don't think any trans women heard me but this place is regularly visited by a lot of trans people that might hear I did that from someone else. How fucked am I?

>>41613573
then that's retarded. saying "avoid margarine" would be more useful since that's literally the only source of trans fat that isn't in foods that are obviously healthy for myriad other reasons. You are just uneducated and say "eat the good one dont eat the bad one lel" like sybau bro

>>41613504
i think you should be dragged out into the street and shot
>>41613512
i'll give you bitter, but hon? let's be real here

>>41613544
She means saturated fats i think, not proteins

>>41613592
obviously unhealthy*

i miss bronya

>>41613582
i'll get the bed ready in 29 hours for you. cant wait for you to get here

>>41613540
was in tears until i read the end. but u owe us and yourself milanesas dont forget!!!

>>41613596
nothing wrong with saturated fats. it raises HDL and LDL in pretty much the same amount and foods with saturated fat are great for weight gain. Just dont eat 5 sticks of butter in a sitting and you'll be fine. saturated fats stopped being the boogeyman decades ago

>Just dont eat 5 sticks of butter in a sitting
You can't stop me

anyway

>>41613567
in theory you can get them f2p. in practice, YES

I wish I knew anything about makeup

Imagine not liking mother Solene?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDs31-9W72o&list=RDXDs31-9W72o&start_radio=1

>>41613619
https://youtu.be/Gy6COqAVBDo

>>41613534
>they are not
Yeah maybe, I see that you have broader shoulders, idk it at least looked like it from photo but might have been angle
Honestly I'd say losing weight might help you the most, usually 1cm of waist is 1kg of weight, then regain with pio

Thinking about buying real bread and cheese for the first time in almost two years (non keto, non low-fat)

>>41613568
ohhh good luck on your exams!!!! ich drücke dir den daumen!!! study hard!!!!!

>>41613631
lol I've watched this exact tutorial
I just can't figure out eyeliner

>>41613587
if i heard that i would think it was funny and cute. it could mean any kind of chaser except tranny chaser. it doesn't seem like the type of story that would get tied back to you personally in any way. i promise u are extremely not fucked. it is insanely funny that you did that

>>41613615
you gonna finish that

>>41613607
It still produces an imbalance in favor of LDL, much more than unsaturated fats. This and the mechanisms behind it are very well documented

>>41613650
Might go for seconds

>>41613640
eyeliner was fairly easy for me. just try to stay steady in a straight line. The hardest part is making it symmetrical. if you realllly struggle then I think they have like eyeliner guides you can just hold to your face and fill in.
>>41613653
that doesn't make it "bad". and again for gaining weight foods that contain saturated fats are extremely calorically dense. Far worth the trade off.

>>41613633
>losing weight might help you the most
yeah im trying to get skinny again rn i felt better ab my body anyway when i was 125-135 lbs

>>41613664
honestly I don't think any guide will help me, they all just say 'and now do this' but idk how you're supposed to it, whenever I press the pen down it's just way above where it's supposed to be

>>41613585
>>41613563
hm good to know ty, i thought the opposite were true. well so i think i can delay my foundation purchase. still need a blush (i saw a lot of people in tutorials using blushs in stick. i think they're very interesting) and a mascara. also a setting spray. the rest i already have specially bc i dont want full face or anything like that. just a better skin and something in the eyes but not an eyeliner

>>41613674
no need to press down. what eyeliner are you using? You should use a liquid eyeliner not like a pencil.

>>41613672
You look real good, ideal size

>>41613681
you just draw? idgi what you mean "how"

>>41613619
ive been doing it for a while! if there's anything you want advice on let me know! i can even demo stuff if you like
>>41613640
oh nvm i also cannot do felt liner. well i kinda figured it out lately. but i still just use a pencil and smoke it out 99% of the time. its like the last part of makeup most people master don't fixate on it
if you want video tutorials i mostly watch them in zh to practice these days but i really like abbey young and alexandra anele!

>>41613664
It does make it bad if you're old or likely to have heart issues for other reasons but yeah, obsessing over what foods you eat this much when you're a healthy young adult is pointless

>>41613586
Just avoid fast foods, cook your own food at home, but try to use cooking oils that are extra virgin (haha lmfao) or cold pressed, don't use partially hydrogenated ones, avoid stuff like margarine and such

>>41613645
Still though I feel like I'm on thin ice because I asked a trans woman there to "be my girlfriend for five minutes" like ten minutes after meeting her (the five minute thing was because I was out of town and couldn't actually ask her out but it made me look like a giga chaser). Also you're in here and like chasers, trans people in the real world hate guys like me, even if they're strictly interested in finding a romantic relationship rather than using them as a one night stand. I don't know if any of the people I've met there read this board, let alone this thread, but if they do I'm really sorry. I'm doing my best to get a handle on my weird and creepy behavior. I really like this bar and want to come back again but I also don't want to make anyone uncomfortable. If I come back I won't try to make moves on anyone ever again. I will just be friendly and treat you as I would anyone else.

>>41613567
GACHA USES PSYCHOLOGICAL TACTICS CREATED BY MILLION DOLLAR THINK TANKS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE WITH ADDICTIVE PERSONALITIES IN ORDER TO DRAIN THEM OF THEIR CASH

>>41613616
is this your dogs weight?

>>41613681
you're taking press it down too literally I've tried different levels of gentleness
I've tried pencil and liquid
>>41613685
I think tutorials aren't much help, I've watched a bunch
it is like 'and now do this' and they just do it, I don't get it

>>41613672
!!!

I'm a 30+ chaser and I try to cockblock younger chasers by trying to build trannies' self confidence until they leave the board

just ate a delicious persimmon

>>41613697
you seems mentally impaired ngl. do you voice train? when you see people say stuff like raising your larynx do you think they are doing the same thing of "now do this"

I want to do grungy y2k makeup styles, but I'm too self conscious.

imagine that lol

>>41613710
voice training is something that can't really be described, it either clicks or it doesn't
I just can't get the tip of the pencil to touch the right spot

I wanna cook for someone so bad, not just bf, I wanna invite friends over and serve them dinner and dessert..

Kissing a tranny, hugging a tranny, cuddling a tranny, making a tranny feel safe and loved, marrying a tranny <3

>>41613722
sameeeeeeeeee

>>41613677
cream blush in any factor format rules for sure i think it's what most people use these days. but i would say be aware of stick formulations relative to other cream blushes; they're stiffer to blend because they have to include stuff to make the stick hold together!
>>41613694
wait until you hear what every other game is doing. the world's one big casino and we're all slack-jawed pulling the lever over and over
>>41613697
i kind of get what ur talking about wait let me film a rly shitty demo rq just in case it helps. shit it'll take me like 15 minutes to find a felt tip liner hang on hang on ill be fast

>>41613726
i mean you can see it right? it's not like it's spawning the ink in it's just wherever you touch it to your face.

>>41613731
What would you make?

>>41613733
Giwtwm

>>41613731
Most based top tier gf behaviour.

>>41613697
Having someone help you or having someone to do it alongside you while showing you would probably help, I'm the same way.

gacha

what does this mean and why do i relate to it?

>>41613733
i love u anon

>>41613733
I need you

>>41613739
You would just cheat on him.

>>41613754
lol

>>41613747
You had behavioral/developmental problems

uh amerifats why is FEDex so awful?? didn't deliver my parcel yesterday with no reason given and won't until monday now!? like wtf

>>41613736
>i kind of get what ur talking about wait let me film a rly shitty demo rq just in case it helps. shit it'll take me like 15 minutes to find a felt tip liner hang on hang on ill be fast
no problem
>>41613737
sure but I guess I just lack the hand-eye coordination and no amount of practice improves it

>>41613757
but i don’t think i did??

>>41613739
>>41613748
>>41613749
I love you girls so much it aches my heart.

>>41613736
I hate the zoomoid "nothing ever changes" meme more than basically anything ever. Yes I know non-gacha games also use random chance and addictive gameplay loops. No that doesn't mean they aren't better than your literal slot machine. Gen alpha will just be playing actual slot machine apps on their phone and acting like older generations are dumb for thinking it's bad because it's just like pinball or some dumb shit.

sup gang, anyone near Ohio? chaser, ohio 30 :)

>>41613747
uhm. were you in those special education classes? or did you attend special classes dedicated to “gifted” students?

>>41613766
You're a sissy crossdresser bro..

Discordia has never been punched in the face and it shows.

>>41613763
ig just don't do eyeliner than it's not that important unless you really really want a very specific look

>>41613759
Nobody uses Fedex, use UPS.

>>41613777
most manly thing I've ever read lol. Your face shows you've been punched 500 times. or do you just look like that naturally?

>>41613779
I do like that specific look but yeah
I mostly just use mascara

>>41613771
Braith lives in ohio. Rick and Braith should link up.

>>41613759
They blew up a plane yesterday so maybe it was that. They grounded part of their fleet

>>41613731
That sounds like fun, getting all your friends together and having a potluck type gig.
>>41613734
I just want to look like a 20 yo version of my mom, split dyed hair and grungey drug store makeup.

>>41613772
i have hazy memories of suddenly going to weird group with flip flops on fly swatters and then i suddenly stopped going
>>41613775
not as a little tyke!

>>41613738
I think I would make teriyaki chicken with rice and some vegetables on the side!
We would all eat together and share stories with each other and then I would serve something sweet like a cheesecake or a tiramisu:)
We could play fun board games like bohnanza or something like this all together after that

>>41613766
You definitey did. Idk if you've got autism or what but that's a developmental disorder right there, we can always tell

>>41613789
I don't know who these people are.

just fyi braith and bronya both made multiple weird comments supporting abu lulu on /b/ so take that how you will

>>41613754
I would kill myself if I did

>>41613805
nb4 labubu joke