Thread 41613162

I used tOO MUCH PESTO ;_; MY TORTELINI IS RUINED
it tastes so salty;_;

stop eating with plastic forks it’s bad for you

>>41613171
Im too lazy to wash forks ;_;

>>41613162 (OP)
You call that pesto? It's not even green...

>>41613195
Its called calbrese...

>>41613199
I never knew about pesto calbrese! thats really cool.

>>41613162 (OP)
Why the fuck did this make me laugh so hard

>>41613162 (OP)
Is this the dog fucker

>>41613671
I have no idea... but i am pretty funny, cool even tho im a fool, and people might even say im somewhat...popular *wink*

>>41613675
I hope so
Dog fucker transbians are disgusting but always so cute, i make exceptions for them
(Sicko dog fucker or lolicon trannies hmu ily)

>>41613708
seconding this nothing is cuter than a perverted tranner
>>41613162 (OP)
sorry about the pesto nona

>>41613776
I knowwww
I always degrade and tease them a lil and let them know their kinks are nasty and immoral but still shower them in affecrion and love listening to them swoon over the most disgusting stuff. Makes my heart skip a beat

>>41613708
>>41613906

>>41613978
I AM SO LONELY

>>41614020
Kino panel ill give you that. But ya need to stop with the dog fucking thing bro, its getting really weird

>>41614038
Im not a dog fucker
I dont support dog fucker girls, if someone ever fucked a real dog or watched real porn of dog fucking id cut them out of my life and disown them
But sicko low morals gooner girls are just so fucking cute.....

>>41613162 (OP)
thumbnail looked for a moment like an Ancient Greek fresco of like voluptuous aphroditic bodies until i opened the thread lol
sorry about your pasta, though.......

>>41613162 (OP)
a proper pesto has a salt content such that the dish gets better as you add pesto without limit

>>41614038
>>41614498
They are a dog fucker though, they admitted to it already but keep trying to walk it back because of the backlash

>>41614550
LMAO i see it too now wtf.
It looks fucking GOOD.. some biblical ass pesto tortalini

>>41614911
I agree. Iv had some really good pesto. This was cheap pesto that was on sale anyway

>>41614955
Well. Is she cute?

>Gay man sadness
>Gay man cant cook up food for shit
Unlucky bro but why arent you dming your discord friends about this instead of making a whole ass thread about it? No friends?

>>41615009
>No friends?

I only have online frens atm. Should i make irl frens? Im worried they might end up being a waste of time. Online friends you can just not message for months but irl people get all weird when u do that i find and suddenly theyre like WHY DID YOU ABANDON ME and im like bro... the fuck... i just wanna chill yo..

>>41615094
If an online friend ghosted me for more than 2 days id fucking scream at them and call them a bitch

>>41615240
Ok wait..
Thats super fucking hot.. are you a bottom transbian per chance...

>>41615253
Yes actually!
Im small too

>>41615094
Nah im saying something along the lines of your worthless timewasting thread could have been another slightly better worthless timewasting thread instead of what this is, and this could have been achieved by you receiving the attention you clearly need from your online friends

>>41615434
>small too

Small women are a dime a dozen unfortunately.... better luck next time Zwerg!

>>41615475
Bro.. bro.. hear me out... suck my dick? Who gives a fuck we're all gonna die the world is a hellscape and 3i atlas has abandoned us

>>41615514
>Bro.. bro.. hear me out... suck my dick? Who gives a fuck we're all gonna die the world is a hellscape and 3i atlas has abandoned us
Unlike you im not a gay man so ill pass!

>>41615547
>not a gay man

Wait wtf are you then? You sound moidish so i thought maybe we could talk like bros but i guess ur not down to earth like me....

>>41615514
>better luck next time
Wait no pls give me a chance pls ill get on my hands and knees and fucking beg please please i need this just the smallest fuckimg chance and if you dont like me you can abbandon me you dont even have to be into me i dont mind fucking christ pleaseeee

>>41615620
Damn that level of desperation is kinda hot tbqh... hmm.. tell ya what, you can join my personality cult server. But thats all i can offer for now
Good luck

>>41615639
Fuck yes! Link? :3

>>41615696
Sorry i ran out of fucks to give towards the end.
You'll have to find a link yaself

>>41613675
yep

>>41615778
Stop fucking teeeeasing me like this plssss
What do you want me to do? Ill do it! Anything

>>41615803
Sighhhh just look for the link bro im tired im busy jfc

>>41615958
What do i have to search for? Tortelinicels?
Speaking of which are you italian? Ive only ever slept with italian women before

>>41615958
Tired from fucking those dogs?

>>41615995
Yes i am Italian. Just search lesgen. You'll find some server one way or the other

>>41616014
W-Wow
Ok, ill get searching.........