Thread 41632751

Gay men and trannies, how would you react if this guy hit on you?

>>41632751 (OP)
drop trou
present hole

stavros is a god

>>41632751 (OP)
i'd cackle maniacally and just keep saying "hell yeah dude" and "that rocks" like those were the only words i know

>>41632751 (OP)
if he had the same personality and mannerisms as stavros halkias i would probably lean into it and depending on my mood try to end up sleeping with him. otherwise, im not sure, maybe id be vaguely uncomfortable or maybe itd be fine

>>41632751 (OP)
i'm shamefully into fubs so i'd go along with it

I'll fuck anything as long as it's a bottom. He could be my last resort.

>>41632793
Why the shame?

>>41632808
cause it's disgusting

>>41632794
it's confirmed Stav bottomed for at least one guy, so maybe you got a chance

>>41632751 (OP)
He's a little bit much for me, I prefer just a little less jiggle, but he has such a good personality that I'd let him hit. Like how absolutely funny would it be to get mounted by him he's leaning into the whole Greek pervert look shamelessly it'd be so funny.

>>41632751 (OP)
>fub
>funny
>not a political retard
marriage

>>41632824
pardon me?

>>41632926
the "i'm gay and my dick is small" thing originated from Stav experimenting with a dude shortly before cumtown started. he was so insecure about being ugly and broke and having a little dick he decided to try being gay. i'm assuming he was the bottom because if you're not really attracted to dudes + you're insecure about your little ass dick it makes more sense than topping

>>41632751 (OP)
Blow my rape whistle. Idk why everyone's trying to blow up stav now, he has the same psycho eyes as Hasan and desTiny

>>41632952
motherfucker NO it did not

>>41632963
you can just say you dont like that hes vaguely left wing you dont have to be all weird about it

>>41632868
>>not a political retard
dude's some sort of progressive or socdem but he hides his power level. all his friends are socialists

>>41632984
It's not my fault the soulless nature of socialism is reflected in the eyes of its worshippers

>>41632868
incredibly based

>>41633007
when you're ready to be conquered and a leftoid hits you with the "understands consent" stare

>>41632989
yeah, that instantly adds points
nobody wants to date chuds and all chud women are hypergamous

>>41632973
i'm not joking bro Stav actually did that and "i couldn't get pussy" was his actual no bullshit explanation for it

>>41632808
If he hits it from the back hard enough his belly spanks you.

Is do about 2 hours of bits from CT and them dash

>>41632973
>she doesnt know
There was also a high school femboy he was involved with later

>>41632751 (OP)
lmaooo i was literally just watching this guy's comedy special. he's so fucking hot i'd suck it desu

>>41632751 (OP)
try to parlay it into an appearance on his podcast, probably

>>41632770
>>41632793
>>41632963
gay

>>41632784
>>41632786
>>41632856
>>41632868
>>41633176
AGP

>>41633145
HSTS

>>41633078
>>41633057
There's gotta be shit you can link to to back this otherwise it's bullshit

>>41633194
clocked my aye jee pee ass

>>41633222
correction
GAY-GP

>>41633196
Someone posted it on here like 2 weeks ago but when he left Cumtown to do his own thing he paid a PR team to scrub his image
Where is Twinkchan, someone give the loredump. Your hesitance is logical but the stories are infact real. I forget how but it's related to his breakup with Rachael Sennot

I had a date with a tall FUB with a big dick and I chickened out.

>>41632751 (OP)
Aren't you that Ron Jeremy guy? What are you doing out of jail?

>>41632751 (OP)
Honestly I'd fuck stav just cause he's cool and funny and it'd make for a cool story

>>41632751 (OP)
he's a funny dude but i wouldn't fuck him in a thousand islands or however the saying goes

>>41633029
>with the "understands consent" stare
Lol. LMAO.

>>41632751 (OP)
i hate fat people. i would try to get him to leave me alone by saying the most batshit insane things to see how desperate he is and then blow him off at the end by pretending one of my friends is a complete stranger that rizzes me up in front of him :)

>>41632751 (OP)
>sorry, I am taken (it's true, I have a bf)
t. gayden

>>41633664
Why did you chicken out?

I would tell him he isn't funny, never was funny, and that cumtown was Opie and Anthony but with 3 unfunny hosts and a bunch of unfunny comedians

>>41632751 (OP)
>funny
>successful
>know to respect troons

of course I’d be interested, OP. do you think I’m stupid?

>>41637562
primordial chaser Jim Norton. an inspiration.

Him always brown nosing nick grossed me out I would smash the bug desu