what am i in for

I actually bought a copy of this book like 10 years ago. It's insanely autistic. Anytime Ulialialia or however you spell that retards name mentions a color he puts in parentheses the color code

The car was a light blue (#1293012) - You know whatever color code you would input into a computer for photoshop or whatever.

Everything revolves around numbers and describing things using metrics. It's easily the most autistic and retarded shit ever ive ever read

>>24466325 (OP)
His ideas are obviously schizo/autistic so there are no insights to be gained from reading it. It's moreso interesting to read as a case study into what can happen when an autist grows up on video games and is left to their own devices.

>>24467207
this. and there is nothing interesting that happens at all. the characters are retarded, the premise is retarded.

honestly you can read like 3 pages ANYWHERE in the book and you will probably not want to read anymore. it's the same bullshit all the way through. numbers and quantification of things that dont need to be quantified, everywhere.

If this book had been published sometime in the late 20th century it would be lauded as a postmodern masterpiece.

Imo he's an autistic weirdo genius and his book is worthy of recognition and praise

Not a single person ITT can say what it is about.

>>24466325 (OP)
Numbers and kino + sovl

>>24467782
Prove it, what is it about?

>>24467785
Ulillillia views the World as being primarily composed of 10 separate elements (Fire, Ice, Thunder, Earth, Poison, Wind, Water, Holy, Gravity, and Dark). This is important, because to him the nature of these elements dictate what is and is not possible both in the real world and in his imagined world, which is where the book takes place. The plot of the book itself centers around his imaginary friends, which are less human (despite the fact they are described as human) than they are entities that loosely embody a combination of certain simplistic concepts and characteristics that Ulillillia finds intriguing.

The plot is about an alien that assists 3 teenagers in stopping the villainous Seth King, who wants to gain power over the 10 elements to enslave the World. Half the book is just sillyslop Azumanga tier filler though.

>>24466325 (OP)
Haven't read this but have read a chunk of The Secret in the Basement.
I think his prose style is super interesting. He talks in terms of film but his descriptions are unfilmable in various ways and some of them take work to interpret.
A lot of inexpert writers funnel everything through a movie lens. I haven't seen anyone else try to make such full use of the possibilities without switching to more conventional prose description. It's not "good" as such but nobody else is doing it.

>>24467782
What game is this? Why is the keyboard covered up?

>>24467877
Thats his game, and he covers the keyboard with a dryer sheet because before he lost weight he would only eat cheese pizza, which made his hands greasy because of the oils his skin would secrete.

>>24466325 (OP)
>>24467033
That's it. That's the worst cover I've seen in my entire life.

>>24467920
Its symbolic, unique, and has sovl

>>24467033
Great, so you can build along with the book to get a good picture of what is happening instead of imagining the faces of sitcom characters or taedious scenes from ones own life that barely match what is actually happening, I did the same thing with The Bible and Gulliver's Travels, building along with them in Minecraft, and it was super. I wish more authors would do that.

>>24468175
>Great, so you can build along with the book to get a good picture of what is happening instead of imagining the faces of sitcom characters or taedious scenes from ones own life that barely match what is actually happening

So you need people to give you photoshop color codes that you'll have to look up so you know exactly how the author is describing something?

This is something you require in books so you can actively imagine things? It needs to be 100% author accurate? This is a new level of autism I wasn't aware existed. You'd hate any sort of table top rpg. You'd probably sit there the entire session very confused about what's happening if you can't use your imagination at all. Maybe stick to reading math textbooks or something.

>>24468551
>So you need people to give you photoshop color codes that you'll have to look up so you know exactly how the author is describing something?
>This is something you require in books so you can actively imagine things? It needs to be 100% author accurate? This is a new level of autism I wasn't aware existed. You'd hate any sort of table top rpg. You'd probably sit there the entire session very confused about what's happening if you can't use your imagination at all. Maybe stick to reading math textbooks or something.
Not exactly. It's nice to have because there is a lot of ambiguity in every book. If someone says something is sea blue for example I can't tell if it's supposed to be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turquoise https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquamarine_(color) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shades_of_cyan#Myrtle_green https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerulean , etc. There are too many possibilities, and I'll just settle on whatever I'm thinking about at the moment, possibly even a dark blue one that mischievously morphs into a pitch black ocean . In really dense or flowery books my mind will just give up and wander to scenes from my life that I feel sad about, or scenes from comedy movies because the more poetic meanings just turn into metaphorical assaults on my psyche, and the more and more I read them like that it just solidifies in my mind to replay the same scenes for the same text and ruining it. I don't "require" build-alongs, but it's a nice to have to get a picture of what the author had in mind, and in the Bible we can now build historical replicas of Biblical scenes and see a close-up recreation, which is just breathtaking. I don't like co-op RPGs because I always get outcasted in group settings, but I could play computer RPGs and build a picture of what would happen in the game, I have to systemize the game to make sense before I can start fleshing out what happened and not rely on imagination. Everyone does this I'm sure of it, but they just use more indefinite standards, or just have fun playing the game while holidng less information, because they aren't bothered by ambiguity as much.

>>24468551
Also for practical reasons I prefer illustrations or pictures alongside the text than metrical descriptions.

Also Nabokov read books while constructing elaborate diagrams of the scenes so I know I'm in good company. https://drawingmatter.org/notes-on-nabokov/

>>24468616
That's a whole lot of text just to admit you're a turbo-autist.

>>24467905
To be more precise, he still only eats cheeze pizza, but now he uses paper towels to absorb the grease from the pizza before he eats it. This resulted in him losing a large amount of weight, I assume, secreting less oil from his skin as well.

>>24468551
That book is his response to the death of the author

>>24466325 (OP)
Extreme cozykino that way too many people are overreading into. Just don't get filtered by the verbose colors/proportions and it's a comfy little fantasy adventure.

autistic bump

>>24468175
What brand of autism is this?

I need more books like this.

>>24466325 (OP)
People like to frame Ulillillilia as the "smart lolcow", but Chris Chan is honestly far more worthwhile as a writer (relatively speaking, of course). At least Sonichu has sovl and could be read as a sort of unintentional satire of Meinong, not to mention the fascinating autobiographical elements that constantly seep into the work. This book is just generic genreslop that is autistically focused on superficial details that don't matter in the slightest.

>>24466325 (OP)
autism

jugs

>>24473516
chug jug?

>>24471386
>People like to frame Ulillillilia as the "smart lolcow", but Chris Chan is honestly far more worthwhile as a writer.

Chris Chan thought that his body could only produce a finite amount of semen so he took to consuming his own loads (mixed with orange fanta) and then videotaped the process.

>>24473753
Aristotle believed women had less teeth than men.
You can't dismiss what he said because of his debilitating autism, and you can say the same for Chris Chan too.

>>24473779
women DO have less teeth then men you incel
or rather, they USED to have less teeth in men before the industrial revolution and massive amounts of pollution, xanestrogens, and chemicals in the water

people like ulillillilia are prisoners of their own mind, and rather than sympathizing with them (far too draining), i just want to put them out of their misery.

>>24466325 (OP)
>Knuckles resembles a human, but with differences. Knuckles is neither male nor female, though referred to as a "he". Three-quarter-inch-thick dark-violet-colored (FFA000E0) fur covers his entire body. He is only 25 1/3 inches tall, 4 inches wide and 2.5 inches deep. Knuckles gets his name from his large hands, 40% bigger than a human his size would have. A reflective, glittery greenish (FFA0FF00) haze a half millimeter across borders his pupil. Knuckles has no nose and a mouth 2/3 as big. Every other aspect of his is that of what a human would have for his size.
I want to read this now

>>24468175
>building along with the Bible in Minecraft
I kneel. Can you post screenshots?