Thread 24474759

>yeah yeah but enough about the interesting paranormal house found footage videos and the psychological horror behind it, HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS TIME I FUCKED 3 PORNSTARS, HAD AN ORGY WITH 11/10 CHICKS AND GOT MY COCK SUCK BY YOUR MOM AND SISTER? I LASTED 4 HOURS WITH MY MASSIVE COCK AND MADE THEM CUM AND SQUIRT BUT IT WAS NOTHING HEHE

God this totally ruins it for me. Good narrative but this goes on and on and on.

>>24474759 (OP)
Filtered. The psychological breakdown of Johnny was far more interesting than the House or his mother.

>>24474759 (OP)
I like Johnny more than most, but the House and Zampano's voice were far away way more interesting. It is jarring to switch between them.

explain the house? it's my turn right?

>>24475104
Don't get me wrong, the psychological brekdown of John is great, one of my favorite parts was when the shadow was creeping towards him while the book itself acted like a cover it genuinely scared the shit out of me, but 70% of John's story is how impressive his penis is and you can't deny this fact.

>>24475115
the house is the book
the leaves its pages

>>24474759 (OP)
>vro read house of leaves it's like if infinite jest was about analog horror and the backrooms
>Before examining Spooky Hallway Event #83.7b, we must first spend 18 pages analyzing the etymology and metaphysical interpretations of the word "spooky."
>THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I GOT MY ASSHOLE FINGERED BY A BIG TITTY GOTH GIRL

>>24475155
I think you took those sections the wrong way if you got bragging out of it.

>>24475360
My house doesn't have any leaves, the rooms are very clean

>>24475527
book isnt about your [blue]house[/blue]

>>24475374
hahahahaha basically the entire book but yeah it is still worth a read (on physical. fuck pdf, it loses its punch)