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Anonymous No.24505047 [Report] >>24505052 >>24505079 >>24505153 >>24505154 >>24505266 >>24505839 >>24506241 >>24506259 >>24507809
Why don't publishers print more books that can fit in your pocket?
Anonymous No.24505052 [Report] >>24505058
>>24505047 (OP)
Anonymous No.24505058 [Report]
>>24505052
pic unrel?
Anonymous No.24505071 [Report] >>24506998
op u just need to get some of those skater jeans from like 1995 that u can fit a 40oz in the pocket
Anonymous No.24505079 [Report] >>24505143
>>24505047 (OP)
The only pocket books I need are my pocket Bible and pocket Constitution.
They ward off evil spirits and hippies
Anonymous No.24505143 [Report] >>24505154
>>24505079
>pocket constitution
. . . why?
Anonymous No.24505153 [Report] >>24505161 >>24505406
>>24505047 (OP)
Name five books that are actually worth reading that can fit in your pocket as a little book.
Anonymous No.24505154 [Report] >>24505167
>>24505047 (OP)
get a kindle, retard

>>24505143
he already said, retard
Anonymous No.24505161 [Report]
>>24505153
Mao's Little Red Book
My city's map
A bilingual pocket dictionary
Anonymous No.24505167 [Report] >>24505186 >>24505262
>>24505154
Smartphones barely fit into men's pockets anymore, and you expect a man to stuff a whole Kindle into his pocket? What kind of huge-ass pockets have you got?
Anonymous No.24505186 [Report]
>>24505167
are you trolling? i can fit a kobo libra h2o in my pocket and thats 30% bigger than a kindle
Anonymous No.24505262 [Report]
>>24505167
Use your axe wound for extra storage, tranny.
Anonymous No.24505266 [Report]
>>24505047 (OP)
People’s eyes are really bad these days because of smartphones.
Anonymous No.24505406 [Report] >>24505428
>>24505153
name five books worth reading that WON'T fit in your pocket as a little book
Anonymous No.24505428 [Report] >>24505716 >>24505762
>>24505406
War and Peace
In Search of Lost Time
Atlas Shrugged
Pliny's Natural History
In the Realms of the Unreal
Anonymous No.24505716 [Report] >>24506135
>>24505428
quick, how many anagrams am i holding up behind my back?
Anonymous No.24505762 [Report] >>24507812
>>24505428
i have a pocket koran, it's bilingual and annotated. all of those books could be printed as pocket editions.
Anonymous No.24505839 [Report] >>24505854
>>24505047 (OP)
this is one thing i prefer French books, all classics are 'livres de poche'. They are cheap and small and superior to the larger english format.
Anonymous No.24505854 [Report]
>>24505839
yes. For the price and volume of a single american book we get three here. They're small, remain legible, fit in the back pocket, and they're white, so they don't darken the room they're stored in.
Anonymous No.24506135 [Report]
>>24505716
three
Anonymous No.24506241 [Report] >>24506259
>>24505047 (OP)
to make you buy more shelves
Anonymous No.24506259 [Report] >>24507032
>>24505047 (OP)
do people really read this guy?

>>24506241
or to sell you less pants with pockets.
Anonymous No.24506998 [Report]
>>24505071
I do this and it's awesome. I never need a bag, book fits comfortably in the back pocket.
Anonymous No.24507032 [Report] >>24507784
>>24506259
>We don't have a word for people who aren't virgins
we have two: spouses and whores
Anonymous No.24507784 [Report]
>>24507032
Yeah, but there should be one word for both cases
Anonymous No.24507809 [Report]
>>24505047 (OP)
>An Abundance of Katherines...
What did he mean by this /lit/?...
Anonymous No.24507812 [Report]
>>24505762
Muslims are notable for storing things on their person.