Thread 24522655

>>24522655 (OP)
I don't think I would read anything like that, it sounds boring and a punishment, I would probably end up hating even my favorite philosophers.

Anonymous 7/5/2025, 12:57:19 PM No.24523052 [Report] >>24523235

>>24522655 (OP)
Marcus Aurelius. Reflect. Think. Apply. Simple as.

Anonymous 7/5/2025, 1:01:52 PM No.24523061 [Report] >>24523152

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>>24522655 (OP)
Zhuangzhi

Anonymous 7/5/2025, 1:03:03 PM No.24523066 [Report]

>>24522672
same

Anonymous 7/5/2025, 1:03:36 PM No.24523067 [Report]

Kant

Anonymous 7/5/2025, 1:15:23 PM No.24523081 [Report]

>>24522655 (OP)
nietzsche

Anonymous 7/5/2025, 1:23:54 PM No.24523098 [Report] >>24523120 >>24523126

>>24522655 (OP)
but i can read them all

Anonymous 7/5/2025, 1:36:10 PM No.24523120 [Report] >>24524346

>>24523098
This
>>24522655 (OP)
If I imagine myself in this situation the answer becomes Mao rather quickly

Anonymous 7/5/2025, 1:40:11 PM No.24523126 [Report] >>24523129 >>24529592

>>24523098
and I did have breakfast

Anonymous 7/5/2025, 1:41:18 PM No.24523129 [Report] >>24523131 >>24523702

>>24523126
what does your breakfast have to do with my post?

Anonymous 7/5/2025, 1:42:55 PM No.24523131 [Report] >>24523134

>>24523129
I wanna eat ur ass

Anonymous 7/5/2025, 1:47:35 PM No.24523134 [Report] >>24523137

>>24523131
yeah a lot of people do silly

Anonymous 7/5/2025, 1:51:47 PM No.24523137 [Report] >>24529179

>>24523134
Suck that fat hog of urs. Oh yeah bby cakes

I'm flicking just thinking of it

Anonymous 7/5/2025, 2:01:18 PM No.24523150 [Report] >>24523162

Kojève

Anonymous 7/5/2025, 2:03:17 PM No.24523152 [Report]

>>24523061
Why not Laoze

Anonymous 7/5/2025, 2:11:24 PM No.24523159 [Report]

Seneca

Anonymous 7/5/2025, 2:12:20 PM No.24523162 [Report]

>>24523150
I've grown to be a proud young man. I lovingly tell the world

Now I tell everyone you are my prettiest flowers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s5dFa-uKVw

Anonymous 7/5/2025, 2:25:24 PM No.24523179 [Report]

>>24522655 (OP)
Gasset. His entire oeuvre

Anonymous 7/5/2025, 3:06:17 PM No.24523235 [Report] >>24523255

>>24523052
>Its okay if your wife cucks you: the philosphy

Anonymous 7/5/2025, 3:17:39 PM No.24523255 [Report]

>>24523235
philosophy isnt about agreeing with everything someone has to say chuddy.

Anonymous 7/5/2025, 4:49:10 PM No.24523406 [Report]

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>>24522655 (OP)
Mitchell Heisman

Anonymous 7/5/2025, 5:59:54 PM No.24523545 [Report] >>24525810

>>24522672
This
>>24523040
It's a hard choice but I'd still pick Plato over him if I really had to.

Anonymous 7/5/2025, 6:51:35 PM No.24523702 [Report] >>24529592

>>24523129
he's referring to the NPC test which you have failed to pass. if you get asked what would you do if you didn't have breakfast this morning the reasonable answer would be getting food. but the NPCs always answer "but I did have my breakfast", showing they are incapable of abstract thought which is something you need for solving hypotheticals such as OP.

Anonymous 7/5/2025, 11:04:48 PM No.24524308 [Report]

Bertrand Russell, because then you'll have A History of Western Philosophy, so you don't even need the original works :^)

Anonymous 7/5/2025, 11:25:54 PM No.24524346 [Report] >>24524668

>>24523120
Mao is less than dirt as a person imagine his books

communism is a plague that should be eliminated rather quickly

Anonymous 7/5/2025, 11:58:25 PM No.24524431 [Report]

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>>24522655 (OP)

Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:18:59 AM No.24524668 [Report]

>>24524346
Right. I was just imagining a realistic context in which OP's speculation
>were you only able to...
might actually apply. In that instance, it's Mao or die

Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:30:42 AM No.24524694 [Report]

>>24522655 (OP)
Nietzsche

Anonymous 7/6/2025, 3:20:46 AM No.24524959 [Report]

does jung count?

Anonymous 7/6/2025, 4:04:48 AM No.24525064 [Report]

Plato is the only one you can read without having read Plato so Plato

Anonymous 7/6/2025, 12:21:26 PM No.24525715 [Report] >>24525725

>>24522655 (OP)
Hard decision, but probably Jordan Peterson.

Anonymous 7/6/2025, 12:29:03 PM No.24525720 [Report] >>24525725

>>24522655 (OP)
Zizek funni

Anonymous 7/6/2025, 12:32:49 PM No.24525725 [Report]

>>24525715
>>24525720
Go back to 2019, time travelling redditors

Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:39:36 PM No.24525810 [Report]

>>24523545
I would pick Plato crying and cursing my situation. Aristotle is like the best antagonist one could hope for and in many ways all that you need if you want to see the full picture.

Anonymous 7/6/2025, 11:28:10 PM No.24527426 [Report] >>24529960

machiavelli >:)
but unironically

Anonymous 7/6/2025, 11:31:24 PM No.24527432 [Report]

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Anonymous 7/7/2025, 1:48:50 AM No.24527748 [Report]

>>24522655 (OP)
Plotinus.

>>24522672
>>24522684
>>24522693
Other good answers.

Anonymous 7/7/2025, 4:09:29 PM No.24529135 [Report]

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>>24522655 (OP)

Anonymous 7/7/2025, 4:29:29 PM No.24529179 [Report]

>>24523137

Can we have sex? I need to find someone with a tight fit ass

Anonymous 7/7/2025, 7:58:19 PM No.24529582 [Report]

>>24522655 (OP)
Bump

Anonymous 7/7/2025, 8:02:21 PM No.24529592 [Report]

>>24523126
>>24523702
but i didn't eat breakfast? why are you telling me i ate breakfast?
*chirp*