Read one of these publicly whilst at one of the many backpackers in Bali. Be sure to have a profound expression on your face. To compound the effect smoke a cloves cigarette and slowly stir a matcha tea.

>>24531911 (OP)
>Want to get laid?
No.

No thanks OP I am celibate and intend to stay so for the rest of my cringeworth earthly life. Having children is a massive responsibility which I intend to avoid.

>>24531911 (OP)
I girl actually gifted shantaram to me. Was that a signal? Did she want the D? I thought the book sucked

Reading in public in general is a great way to meet girls

>>24532030
know a better way? smoking in public

>>24532032
Yes this works great if you’re looking for a girl that smokes. misery loves company and smokers LOVE having someone to smoke with

>>24532046
if i want a girl with huge boobs does it help if i boob maxx myself?

>>24532046
>agonising over a harmless bit of fun

>>24532059
Who the fuck is agonising I have a pack of spirits sitting beside my wallet right now. I stated a fact, quit being butthurt at nothing.

>>24532065
don't think i can be blamed for thinking you're arguing like someone who ISN'T about to light up.
& they don't sell american spirits in the UK why are you using british english spelling?

>>24532068
Picked it up from books probably im actually in Texas

>>24532088
or from my post lol

>>24532030
>read in public
>too engrossed in book to even notice people around me

only works if you're superficial about it like a woman

>read picrel in public
>normies think I'm reading it because of the movie
>literates know I'm reading it because I'm a child
Can't win

>>24532030
>read in public
>only old men speak to me

>>24531921
>>24531944
So fvcking keyed

>>24531911 (OP)