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Anonymous No.24540963 [Report] >>24540965 >>24540966 >>24540970 >>24540980 >>24541217 >>24541335 >>24541340 >>24541393 >>24541568 >>24542831
If Jesus were to write a book today, considering the vast array of human experiences and challenges since his time, what core message do you think he would emphasize, and what kind of literary style do you imagine he would use to convey it?
Anonymous No.24540965 [Report]
>>24540963 (OP)
Love and empathy
Anonymous No.24540966 [Report]
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Anonymous No.24540970 [Report] >>24540983 >>24540986 >>24541363
>>24540963 (OP)
He was very underdeveloped spiritually, still lots of ego, clinging to illusions, failed to understand humanity, he just naively ran his mouth which ultimately got him killed for nothing.
Anonymous No.24540980 [Report]
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Anonymous No.24540983 [Report]
>>24540970
quite the opposite
Anonymous No.24540986 [Report]
>>24540970
you are wrong
Anonymous No.24540998 [Report] >>24541065 >>24541203
Maybe Jesus was the son of God—but if so, God spawned the whiniest, most insufferable nepo baby in history. A sheltered manchild with a messiah complex, storming through the desert like everyone owed him something. Didn’t work a real job, didn’t start a family, didn’t do anything except bitch about how no one “believed” in him. Every time someone questioned him, he spiraled into guilt-tripping or vague threats. Cursed a tree for not feeding him. Told people to abandon their lives to follow his cryptic riddles. Absolute failson behavior—zero accountability, max theatrics.

And when daddy’s protection ran out? Total meltdown. “You’ll all burn if you don’t love me!” Bro got himself killed and then turned it into a PR stunt. Christianity is just his coping mechanism turned global. A slave morality cult built around worshipping a spoiled divine incel who couldn’t handle rejection. You’re not saved—you’re emotionally blackmailed into kneeling before the most punchable trust-fund prophet of all time. Jesus didn’t die for your sins, he died because he couldn’t shut up—and the weak have been simping for him ever since.
Anonymous No.24541065 [Report] >>24541074
>>24540998
chatgpt slop
Anonymous No.24541074 [Report] >>24541203
>>24541065
CopeGPT is what you get when a human gives up on thinking and installs a Bible as their OS. They don’t have thoughts — they have triggers. You say something real, and they glitch out, dump a verse, and reboot into fake peace. It’s not wisdom, it’s a spiritual panic response. They can’t face death, suffering, or the void, so they slap a Jesus sticker on it and pretend it’s fine. Every contradiction, every horror, every gut-level doubt gets fed into the same broken algorithm: God good, you bad, trust plan. That’s it. That’s all they’ve got.

Every time life throws something complex, painful, or uncomfortable their way, they don’t process it — they just generate a verse. Death in the family? “God works in mysterious ways.” Global injustice? “This world is fallen.” Personal failure? “Trust in His plan.” It’s not faith, it’s a canned emotional response system — CopeGPT trained on trauma and denial, optimized to avoid thought. They don’t need answers, just the illusion of control. Doesn’t matter how broken or absurd the situation is, CopeGPT always finds a verse to wrap around it like duct tape on a sinking ship.

There’s no inner silence, no contemplation — just auto-responses. Ask a real question and they’ll hit you with Romans 3:23 like it’s a magic spell. It’s reflexive, like they’ve offloaded all responsibility for thought to the script. They don’t respond to life, they fetch data from their holy database. Pain? Verse. Doubt? Verse. Injustice? God’s plan. Their entire reality is one giant cope loop, outsourced to divine chatbot logic. They think this is wisdom, but it’s just theological autocomplete.
Anonymous No.24541203 [Report]
>>24541074
>>24540998
Anonymous No.24541212 [Report]
He would be tossing over golden tables of the corrupt churches. They hoarde wealth and concern themselves with religious law more than doing good to others.
Anonymous No.24541217 [Report] >>24541225
>>24540963 (OP)
Psychoanalysis
Anonymous No.24541225 [Report]
>>24541217
wrong
Anonymous No.24541335 [Report]
>>24540963 (OP)
This would extend to refugees, migrants, victims of human trafficking, those suffering from mental health crises, the chronically ill, and those struggling with addiction – groups often overlooked or demonized in contemporary society. He'd likely highlight systemic injustices that perpetuate poverty and inequality.
Anonymous No.24541340 [Report]
>>24540963 (OP)
Anonymous No.24541363 [Report] >>24541366
>>24540970
>dies for no apparent reason in one of the most humiliating and barbaric ways, has the power to not be killed
>does it anyways to save all of humanity
How is this ego driven?
Anonymous No.24541366 [Report]
>>24541363
wrong
Anonymous No.24541368 [Report] >>24541370
chatgpt slop thread by the resident jeet
Anonymous No.24541370 [Report]
>>24541368
you will be ignored, spamming threads with your lies
Anonymous No.24541393 [Report] >>24541403
>>24540963 (OP)
>what core message do you think he would emphasize
What he said in Matthew 22:21 and Luke 17:21
Anonymous No.24541403 [Report] >>24541433
>>24541393
Luke 17:21 is very interesting
Anonymous No.24541412 [Report]
Jesus didn’t sacrifice anything, we should worship Judas, Judas had the stomach to do the objectively evil deed that results in God’s plan being fulfilled. Any idiot can sacrifice their lives if they think they’re going to heaven, Judas sacrificed his ability to ever call himself a good person or to go to heaven. Judas burns in hell for our sins, Jesus is in God’s bosom all comfortable. How is that worthy of worhsip?
Anonymous No.24541433 [Report]
>>24541403
Never understood what it meant when I was still going to church and catechism class a kid. Jung helped me to understand it.
Anonymous No.24541568 [Report]
>>24540963 (OP)
He would be a hippy but without queers and with gender roles
Anonymous No.24542831 [Report]
>>24540963 (OP) Read ACIM: https://acim.org/acim/text/introduction/en/s/51?wid=toc&fwv=true