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Anonymous No.24597228 >>24597233 >>24597246 >>24597268 >>24597298 >>24597867 >>24600208 >>24600932 >>24600986 >>24601121 >>24602117 >>24607388
Hey /lit/, what habits do I need to pick up in order to become /elite/ like you?
Anonymous No.24597231
Do as the parrots do
Anonymous No.24597233 >>24597258 >>24597280 >>24597391 >>24598096 >>24600636 >>24604583 >>24606936
>>24597228 (OP)
It's over
Anonymous No.24597234 >>24597246 >>24597270 >>24597867
Literally, unironically, with all sincerity, read the Greeks. You do that and your foundation is built from bedrock.
Anonymous No.24597246 >>24597421
>>24597228 (OP)
To think.
As for >>24597234 advice - read greeks only and only if you plan to simultaneously study all philosophy, literature and history of humanity since the ancient time to modernity "in release order" and thoroughly. Otherwise instead of building properly connected system you'll end up with a load of semi-outdated bullshit full of later-disproven statesments without any understanding of what of this is important, what is even remotely true and what is just a wishful thinking and logical crutches.
Anonymous No.24597258
>>24597233
Wait until Shadow Ticket releases
Anonymous No.24597268 >>24603117
>>24597228 (OP)
Just lurk here for 5 years without reading any books. Nobody reads here.
Anonymous No.24597270 >>24597275 >>24597288 >>24598069 >>24599289 >>24602609
>>24597234
there is a lot of greeks anon. which one(s) to start with?
Plato is extremely boring so far.
Anonymous No.24597275
>>24597270
Homer, the tragedians, Herodotus, and then yes Plato and Aristotle. That should keep you busy for a couple years.
Anonymous No.24597280 >>24597283 >>24597316 >>24597320 >>24597374 >>24597376 >>24597377 >>24597993 >>24598076 >>24599301 >>24600580 >>24601564 >>24602344 >>24604535 >>24606115 >>24607504
>>24597233
where are all the elite readers fleeing to?
Anonymous No.24597283 >>24597286
>>24597280
Unironically trooning themselves into Senegalese maritime brothels
Anonymous No.24597286
>>24597283
unironically
Anonymous No.24597288 >>24602318
>>24597270
Pope's Homer (Homer should be the starting point anyways) and Hesiod (Works and Days) are more accessible and entertaining. Thucydides is also a must. Often overlooked is Xenophon; his Anabasis is one of my favourites from the period and also, along with Pope's Iliad, the most exciting
Anonymous No.24597298
>>24597228 (OP)
She's surely alluding to the webnovel general. I suggest consulting them about it.
Anonymous No.24597304 >>24597314
I spend 2-3 hours reading literature in foreign languages and an hour grinding flashcards each day
Anonymous No.24597314
>>24597304
indeed
Anonymous No.24597316
>>24597280
r/TrueLit
Anonymous No.24597320
>>24597280
Max Lawton’s twitter and IG
Anonymous No.24597374
>>24597280
Egypt, if they're lucky...
Anonymous No.24597376
>>24597280
nairaland
Anonymous No.24597377
>>24597280
9gag
Anonymous No.24597391 >>24597416 >>24606936
>>24597233
No shit. Quarantine trapped everyone at their home which increased traffic on every board,not just /lit/.
Anonymous No.24597416
>>24597391
I still remember when it hit and /lit/ exploded in traffic. It was moving like one of the lowiq boards.
Anonymous No.24597421 >>24600637
>>24597246
Well, recommend me some books, preferably free on project gutenberg. Or a pathway for reading, if it is easier. Like, if you wanted to educate someone to become an elite reader, what would you recommend?
Anonymous No.24597434 >>24598088 >>24600610 >>24606148
Read (summaries of) the Greeks
Watch philosophy youtube videos and pick whoever is presented to you most simply yet coherently
Skim Mishima and get really into homoeroticism
Become a gay man
Pseudpost
Jack off
Get the cream sauce
Anonymous No.24597867 >>24600286
>>24597234
No., unless you want to. nietzsche said you cant even understand thw Greeks until you’re thirty
>>24597228 (OP)
Just follow your curiosity. Culture comes purely from dillettanti. Professionals are dependents and if anything parasitic
Anonymous No.24597993
>>24597280
Barnes and Noble
Anonymous No.24598069
>>24597270
literally ngmi
just go play video games
Anonymous No.24598076
>>24597280
reddit
Anonymous No.24598088 >>24600610
>>24597434
jack off again
Anonymous No.24598096 >>24598124 >>24599293
>>24597233
Perhaps most interesting about this graph was that activity was steadily increasing before COVID hit.

Curious what the traffic was like before 2017
Anonymous No.24598099
I only read the finest shitposts crafted by the most erudite schizophrenics. A steady diet of unhinged rants littered with slurs is necessary for the development of a literary palate.
Anonymous No.24598124
>>24598096
4chan traffic as a whole had two major spikes in the last 20 years. The first was the post-Chanology flood of new users in 2008 known as the great newfag invasion of /b/. While they did mostly hit /b/, they spilled over to the rest of the site in short order, with /v/ absorbing the lion's share. 4chan's traffic more than doubled after Chanology.

There were some minor flareups any time 4chan entered the public discourse, like with gamer gate, or the fappening, but these bursts of activity paled beside the 2016 election activity. Several conservative subreddits got banned or quarantined and those users flooded into 4chan, particularly into /pol/. As with the great newfag invasion, these new people flooded into one particular board, but quickly spilled over to the rest of the site, resulting in most boards seeing a significant activity bump.

However it wasn't all genuine human activity. 4chan always had problems with bots but 2016 exacerbated it. Now we had actual political campaign groups canvassing the website and subjecting boards like /pol/ to constant spam. Activity was through the roof, but was also massively inflated by non-human spam. The anti-spam measures put into place in recent years are part of why activity is falling now, it's harder for both robots and human users to flood the site. But 4chan has also undoubtedly lost a lot of cultural relevance too, so there's expected to be some bleed off of genuine users. I still see the current trend downward as a "normalization" of the site rather than "dying".
Voluntary Fool No.24598881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91gT68xeDMM
Anonymous No.24599289
>>24597270
Heraclitus - Brooks Haxton
Oedipus- Richard c Jebb
Medea, Electra, Iphigenia - Edward Coleridge
Apology - Benjamin Jowett

These are all relatively short and should take less than a week, as well as being the core Greeks. If they don’t do it for you then just move on to something else.

This list is about the core minimum
Anonymous No.24599293
>>24598096
Wtf happened in march 2019?
Anonymous No.24599301
>>24597280
Either nowhere or twitter.
Anonymous No.24600208 >>24600235
>>24597228 (OP)
Yesterday I went to the library, got a library car, and took out a book. I read for a few hours in the park. Feelin' pretty elite,ngl
Anonymous No.24600235 >>24600924
>>24600208
well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy library car
Anonymous No.24600241
Masturbate often, but never to completion.
Anonymous No.24600286
>>24597867
>nietzsche said you cant even understand thw Greeks until you’re thirty
and you believed him lmaooooo. ngmi
Anonymous No.24600580 >>24600587
>>24597280
r/TrueLit, r/rsbookclub, Twitter mostly.
Anonymous No.24600587 >>24604596
>>24600580
>rsbookclub
Lmao those people have absolutely dogshit taste
Anonymous No.24600610
>>24597434
based

>>24598088
unfathomably based and checked
Anonymous No.24600636 >>24601736
>>24597233
Now show a graph that measures average post quality over time
Anonymous No.24600637
>>24597421
For me the basis of enjoying reading is to love stories and fiction. It feeds the imagination which might possibly lead into any other literary subject, depending on a person's tastes.
Anonymous No.24600924
>>24600235
i meant card, obviously.
Anonymous No.24600932 >>24601136
>>24597228 (OP)
read the greeks
read the bible (and convert if you haven't already)
start lifting
read more
Anonymous No.24600986 >>24601742
>>24597228 (OP)
Anonymous No.24601121
>>24597228 (OP)
is "ella dorn" one of swaglord's aliases? he wrote the same article for jared kushner's paper
Anonymous No.24601136 >>24602104
>>24600932
>read the bible (and convert if you haven't already)
You don't have to convert to Buddhism.
Anonymous No.24601564
>>24597280
The library, to make out with the transsexuals working at them
Anonymous No.24601736
>>24600636
thats just a flat line at 0 on the x-axis from 2000-present
Anonymous No.24601742 >>24601747 >>24605892 >>24609062
>>24600986
philosophy is literally the only big humanities major that didnt collapse in modern times
Anonymous No.24601747 >>24603191 >>24606749
>>24601742
As opposed to a BA in Science?
Anonymous No.24602104 >>24602120
>>24601136
No, Buddhism is false, I agree with you
Anonymous No.24602117
>>24597228 (OP)
They're elite readers, not writers.
Anonymous No.24602120 >>24602136
>>24602104
>No, Buddhism is false, I agree with you
Nice non-dualism.
Anonymous No.24602136
>>24602120
you're welcome, anon
Anonymous No.24602318 >>24605490
>>24597288
>Hesiod
what translation
Anonymous No.24602344
>>24597280
They've all gone to twitter and would rather interact with a list of follows that they curate. Cuts out as much noise as possible.

It's the superior option to /lit/.
Anonymous No.24602609 >>24602687
>>24597270

If you find Plato boring then read Nietzsche. He btfos gay platonic dialogues

tldr: debate is for fags
Anonymous No.24602687 >>24605496
>>24602609
why are nietzschefags so willing to give up their soul to this sick and resentful man and uncritically believe every word of his?
Anonymous No.24603117 >>24603136
>>24597268
>Just lurk here for 5 years without reading any books. Nobody reads here.
I both read books as well as write them.
speak for yourself, demoralization shill.
you have no power here. As the (few) oldfags who know whats up, educate the newfags? You lose sheep to add to your flock, shill.
Anonymous No.24603136
>>24603117
I am a hateful and bitter person. I like to talk that sort of shit. Now fuck off bitch.
Anonymous No.24603191 >>24604525
>>24601747
>humanities
Anonymous No.24604525 >>24605914
>>24603191
Social Sciences aren't an Art. Mathematics is an Art.
Anonymous No.24604535
>>24597280
joining their gf's weekly book club
Anonymous No.24604583 >>24604603
>>24597233
This is what happens when /pol/ termites invade your board
Nobody cares that Dostoevsky and Tolkien were heckin based Christians or that PumpIron777 on youtube recommends you read the Stoics
Anonymous No.24604596 >>24606103
>>24600587
t. MFA
Anonymous No.24604603 >>24604606
>>24604583
>entire male youth veers right wing for ten years
>"Jannies need to ban /pol/ posters!"
Anon.. it's time to let go. You are retarded.
Anonymous No.24604606
>>24604603
I'm right wing. There is a difference between being right wing and being a /pol/bot. You wouldn't get it, because you are one. You're just another type of NPC.
Anonymous No.24604613
>Hey /lit/, what habits do I need to pick up in order to become /elite/ like you?
read my diary
Anonymous No.24605490
>>24602318
I'm not an authority on this as I've only read two translations, but the A.E Stallings one was my favourite
Anonymous No.24605496
>>24602687
he got cucked by a harlot and never got over it. he is just like me
Anonymous No.24605892
>>24601742
Is "Area Studies" Philology? kek
Anonymous No.24605914
>>24604525
Anonymous No.24606103
>>24604596
Cry, bitch. Read more than 40 books for once, you halfwitted cretin. You losers love to read schlock like DΓ­az and Ishiguro.
Anonymous No.24606115 >>24606138
>>24597280
Booktok
Anonymous No.24606138 >>24606147
>>24606115
I'm unironically interested in how many posters here also use booktok (I, myself, have never used TikTok).
Anonymous No.24606147 >>24606167
>>24606138
i get (you)s on effortposts here and ive never used ticktock or reddit or anything else really
i imagine the elites are busy reading, as boring as that seems
Anonymous No.24606148 >>24609643
>>24597434
Anthony Bourdain is a spiritual Jew
Anonymous No.24606167
>>24606147
>i imagine the elites are busy reading, as boring as that seems
unironically
Anonymous No.24606749
>>24601747
>BA in science
Anonymous No.24606936 >>24607272
>>24597233
>>24597391
The charts are currently down, unfortunately, but last I checked, 4chan as a whole is at the same general level of activity as 2010 or so, it's not simply a trail-off effect post-covid
>fewer people just means better quality, bro
Nope, just means that everyone who concluded this place is lacking in quality has already left, and are continuing to leave. We've had decades to figure it out, after all. Even I just visit this site once a week now.
Anonymous No.24607272 >>24607401 >>24607455
>>24606936
yeah, the incentive to come to this place is pretty low when people are still posting threads about, for instance, which Iliad translation is best. Nothing really changes in a meaningful way here, no sense of progression
Anonymous No.24607388
>>24597228 (OP)
>elite reader
I can read standing on one leg >:D
Anonymous No.24607401
>>24607272
Thats this site and the internet in general. There was the big boom of internet culture as enthusiasts could meet and develop ideas. Now all that potential has been spent and its simply moving on inertia.
Anonymous No.24607455
>>24607272
The Iliad posting will continue until morale improves
Anonymous No.24607504
>>24597280
they give up.
Anonymous No.24609062
>>24601742
lol you mean only the last five to seven years? Because that looks like a pretty steep decline to me
Anonymous No.24609643
>>24606148
Anon he’s an outright Jew