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Anonymous No.24600897 >>24600898 >>24600906 >>24600911 >>24600919 >>24600994 >>24601110 >>24601153 >>24601154 >>24601184 >>24601214 >>24601296
losers read books, winners fuck women
Anonymous No.24600898
>>24600897 (OP)
You do neither.
Anonymous No.24600900
false dichotomy
Anonymous No.24600906 >>24600907
>>24600897 (OP)
Clean your hard drive OP
Anonymous No.24600907
>>24600906
why
Anonymous No.24600911
>>24600897 (OP)
There's a hair on my screen
Anonymous No.24600919
>>24600897 (OP)
Tried the winning thing and felt like a retarded chimp humping a retarded chimpette. At least when losing I feel human.
Anonymous No.24600976
Winners have a euphoric stroke and never have another thought
Anonymous No.24600994
>>24600897 (OP)
Every man fucks women, that’s how i know you don’t. You think fucking women is hard or rare? Look at how many Chinese and Indians there and tell me with a straight face fucking women is hard. Do you know what is hard? Reading, specifically reading retards like you. There are times where I wish I was some poor Indian, so I didn’t have to see retards like you. I’d wake up and drink my sewer water and eat my cow shit, then proceed to fuck my chubby Indian wife and have her pop out 10 kids, all while living in a shack so small I can barely stretch my legs out. Then turning 28 and dying by a train. Even if I was Chinese and eating cat feet and noodles from god knows where, fucking some Chinese woman, and getting crushed to death by a falling toilet that xi xin forgot to warn me about. That is all more preferable than having to read another post from someone like you, so many men have sex, nothing about it is special. Kill yourself and let my eyes be spared.
Anonymous No.24601110
>>24600897 (OP)
OP has sex with men, actually
Anonymous No.24601122
fucking women is gay
Anonymous No.24601153
>>24600897 (OP)
my last sexual act was with a bookstore cashier i managed to weasel into sleeping with me
i don't consider this "winner" behavior by any measure
Anonymous No.24601154
>>24600897 (OP)
the only solution is to read books while fucking women
Anonymous No.24601160
I read books and fuck books.
Anonymous No.24601184 >>24601214
>>24600897 (OP)
No one really reads books anymore though, straight men I mean.
You could probably fit every straight western man who reads non genereslop/selfhelp slop regularly into a moderately sized sports stadium, and that's if you include audiobooks.
Anonymous No.24601209 >>24601211 >>24601362
If you can’t fuck women you’re genuinely retarded and should kill yourself immediately
Anonymous No.24601211
>>24601209
anyone who puts any effort into can get laid but why bother
Anonymous No.24601214
>>24600897 (OP)
true

>>24601184
also true

14 posts in total 2 of them were good. incredible by lit standards.
Anonymous No.24601296
>>24600897 (OP)
I bought lots of books so I could send photos of my bookshelf to women to make them think I was smart. Never read a single page of a single book. Flipped through most of them to make them look kind of used. I got laid with some good looking girls despite being kind of ugly myself. But I don't think impressing them is important, it's more about not boring them and going from basic conversation to flirting to mild sexting to organising a time to meet up and do it.

I feel a bit ashamed at having had sex with such dumb girls, though. A smart girl would know I'm only sending a picture of a bookshelf to try and impress her and would call me out on it. That kind of intelligence is so sexy. As I write this I realise how dumb 99.9% of women are.
Anonymous No.24601362
>>24601209
your mother helps me out with that.