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Anonymous No.24602615 >>24602625 >>24602630 >>24602631 >>24602641 >>24602650 >>24602691 >>24602769 >>24602810 >>24602814
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Anonymous No.24602624
Love my hobby of foreign languages.
Anonymous No.24602625 >>24602626 >>24602638
>>24602615 (OP)
This is the whitest statistic I've ever seen in my fucking life
+ reading above writing ?
Anonymous No.24602626
>>24602625
Nobody likes male writers until after they’re dead
Anonymous No.24602630
>>24602615 (OP)
Every day, I read The Bell Jar in public outside a cafe (although admittedly by mid afternoon, I move over to the local bakery). Women have sex with me all the time - usually after I bring up some obscure detail about Sylvia Plath. They have said that they are very attracted to my several labubus, my baggy pants, my fluffy hair, and my iced matcha.
Anonymous No.24602631 >>24602643
>>24602615 (OP)
I do all top 7 minus woodworking and even that i have dabbled in, but I am anathema to women and men and humanity.
Anonymous No.24602632 >>24602653
traveling is not a hobby
Anonymous No.24602637 >>24602786
*most attractive hobbies for a man >6'

Non of this matters when you're a manlet.
Anonymous No.24602638
>>24602625
It's much easier to read than to write
Anonymous No.24602641
>>24602615 (OP)
How many times does this need to be posted and have it pointed out it polled only 800 women and ones of similar mindsets that have advanced degrees and are worried about appearing high status?
Anonymous No.24602643 >>24602674
>>24602631
>not playing the right instrument
Gotta go with mayonnaise, bro
Anonymous No.24602650 >>24602669 >>24602676 >>24602683 >>24603874
>>24602615 (OP)
This was collated exclusively from the responses of 55+ white suburban phemales. If it was young huns the list would rank
I DRUG DEALER
II COMPASSIONATE TECH PIMP
III INFLUENCER
IV CEO
V TRILLIONARE
VI WEREWOLF
VII HEDGE FUND FOUNDER
VIII COKE ADDICT NEUROSURGEON
IX DJ'S DJ
X TATTOO ARTIST
Anonymous No.24602653
>>24602632
it is if you are rich and don't do it for any particular purpose but for traveling
Anonymous No.24602666 >>24602958
My main hobbies are
>reading
>foreign languages
>playing instruments
>cooking
>gardening
But I’m an AGP
Anonymous No.24602669
>>24602650
unfortunately though i think this was meant to be satire to an extent it is a trojan TRVKE
Anonymous No.24602674
>>24602643
I played bari sax for a while and piano. I still maintain my piano interest.
Anonymous No.24602676
>>24602650
>this is only to attract milfs
Perfect then.
Anonymous No.24602683 >>24602686 >>24602706 >>24603066
>>24602650
don't forget
XI DRIVING A CAR WITH REALLY LOUD MUFFLER

basically every anti-social behavior in society comes down to women find it attractive. once we invent artificial wombs we can have a gay colony on mars which will be peaceful and tasteful.
Anonymous No.24602686 >>24602693
>>24602683
>even when men are shitty it is women's fault
Okay victim.
Anonymous No.24602691
>>24602615 (OP)
I'm incapable of love
Anonymous No.24602693 >>24602705
>>24602686
if women didn't like it, guys wouldn't do it
Anonymous No.24602698 >>24602704
Know how many times I've been approached on the train for reading? Zero.

Know how many times I've been approached on the train for being handsome? Eight.
Anonymous No.24602704
>>24602698
once i was standing on the train wearing these really busted running shoes, sweat pants with a rip, and hadn't had a hair cut in like 9 months, but i looked up and this latina chick was dialed in on me, i still remember it, lol i felt like look like basically a homeless guy
Anonymous No.24602705 >>24602708 >>24602714
>>24602693
So men are the ones that don't have agency and only do things for shallow social approval?
Anonymous No.24602706
>>24602683
I really don't find masculinity erotic but men that adapt to maintain just make more attractive partners romantically, because there is no woman that embraces femininity and isn't retarded. where is my eve?
Anonymous No.24602708 >>24602710
>>24602705
if by shallow social approval u mean pussy then yes pretty much
Anonymous No.24602710 >>24602715
>>24602708
Speak for yourself buddy.
Anonymous No.24602714
>>24602705
Unironically yes.
Anonymous No.24602715 >>24602717
>>24602710
oh going for the "i'm not like other guys" play? that generally doesn't work but good luck
Anonymous No.24602717
>>24602715
I'm a virgin and do not care about losing it at all.
Anonymous No.24602769
>>24602615 (OP)
These statistics feel racist.
Anonymous No.24602786
>>24602637
Good thing I don't care about consent
Anonymous No.24602810
>>24602615 (OP)
now post the real one
Anonymous No.24602814 >>24602819
>>24602615 (OP)
"performative males" have made reading an unspeakable hobby on par with gaming. if you're ever caught reading publicly people will automatically assume you're trying to weasel yourself some coochie.
Anonymous No.24602819 >>24602892
>>24602814
I can't even begin to imagine how sad your life must be, to be this marred by insecurities that you can't even read a fucking book without obsessing over what others might think of you. Just stop trying so hard to please others and just live your life.
Anonymous No.24602892 >>24602895 >>24602922
>>24602819
i do read books i just don't mention it to anybody
Anonymous No.24602895 >>24602917
>>24602892
I read books and I tell everyone that doesn't that they are missing out and should be reading and you're basically retarded if you don't.
Anonymous No.24602917 >>24602980
>>24602895
sounds like you would enjoy reading less if you couldn't lecture anyone about it
Anonymous No.24602922 >>24602939
>>24602892
Neither do I, but reading a book on a train ride isn't performative, nor is it supposed to be telling anyone that you read. If you seriously think someone reading a book in public is looking for validation instead of just using whatever downtime they have during the day to get in some reading then you're just as delusional and insecure as a fat person getting mad when they see someone jogging or ordering a salad.
Anonymous No.24602939 >>24603089
>>24602922
i'm not making the claim reading publicly is in itself performative, rather that by doing so others will place you in that category. it's fine if you don't care, but i think a certain awareness of optics is a good trait to have.
Anonymous No.24602958
>>24602666
>But I’m an AGP
Holy based
Anonymous No.24602980
>>24602917
Wrong. I love it so much I want them to do it.
Anonymous No.24603066 >>24604112
>>24602683
>XI DRIVING A CAR WITH REALLY LOUD MUFFLER
Anonymous No.24603089 >>24603826
>>24602939
>optics
Not when it is something as innocuous as reading in public. That's called neuroticism.
Anonymous No.24603174 >>24604035
Anonymous No.24603826 >>24603837
>>24603089
How would you feel if you did not have breakfast this morning?
Anonymous No.24603837 >>24603843 >>24603893
>>24603826
I would inform reddit of this great abstract query you have created to out the low IQ my gentlesir!
Anonymous No.24603843 >>24603845
>>24603837
it's a reference to a thing u clueless doof
Anonymous No.24603845
>>24603843
>reference to a thing
Oh okay.
Anonymous No.24603874 >>24603882
>>24602650
>young huns
don't think these gals know what CEO is
Anonymous No.24603882
>>24603874
chief elk organer
Anonymous No.24603893
>>24603837
holy shit it worked!
Anonymous No.24604035
>>24603174
Holy shit, Taleb is a godawful writer. How the fuck did he ever get published?
Anonymous No.24604112
>>24603066
XI YOU'RE BREAKING THE CAR