>>24603671 (OP)
Some actual answers anon, if you’re still here.
- Kafka’s Metamorphosis
- At the Mountains of Madness by HP Lovecraft
- The White People by Arthur Machen
These are shorter than novels, whimsical and engaging. They should successfully whet your whistle and condition your fat brain to reading.
- 1984 by Orwell
- American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
- Life for Sale by Mishima
Now you move up to novels. These are are easily digestible, engaging and will condition your brain even further. After this you can reading more seriously and dive into the canon.
For that, to begin with, I would recommend
- Montaigne’s Essays (read at random ones that sound interesting)
- Schopenhauer’s Parerga and Paralipomena (also essays - right about everything)
- Anna Karenina by Tolstoy (the greatest novel of all time)
You will not finish reading these three before you start to feel antsy and want to read other things too, which is fine. You can easily look up what books are considered part of the Western canon, from Greek philosophy up through Shakespeare to German philosophy and etc., and start reading whatever interests you. But this reading list should give you plenty to get started.