>>24613551 (OP)
>Mainlander
Was born in a wealthy family. Served in army and stock exchange. Took a vow of virginity at the grave of his mother.
>Schopenhauer
Was born in a wealthy family. Never worked a single day in his life. Goethe recognized his genius in his mid 20s. Fucked many women and even an art hoe. Even had two bastard children whom he never recognized and who died in infancy.
>Nietzsche
Son of a priest who memorized Bible in his early teens. Was the the youngest professor. Served in the last cavalry regiment of German Army. Fucked whores. Was friends with the most popular composer in Germany.
>Kierkegaard
Was a volcel pretty boy who rejected many women.
NOW KILL YOURSELF REDDITOR.