Thread 24617878

The character in the book drinks coffee.

Anybody else tired of this meme?

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>>24617880

Globally, approximately 12.6% of the world's population (around 1 billion people) drink coffee daily

One in 10 characters should drink coffee, and yet every book I pick up, if they are getting a drink, I just know whats coming and sure enough, its coffee every single time.

>>24617878 (OP)
>>24617886
autism in action, folks

I cannot be the only one who has noticed this?

>read Scandinavian crime novel
>They make coffee at 11 in the evening and then go to bed an hour later
Wtf

>>24617898
Post-dinner digestive espresso is still plenty common in southern europa. But the answer to the mystery is that coffee of yesteryear was notably weaker than today. In modern day people gobble up a thousand mgs of caffeine and shake and shiver and shit themselves all the way to work and have a panic attack in the parking lot before complaining to their coworkers about their chronic anxiety disorder.

>>24617898
thats called a cozy sunday over here

>>24617905
Scandinavians just have a massive caffeine tolerance. Must be because of dark and cold winters

>>24617909
Norway, in particular, drinks a shitton of coffee. I suppose it counterbalances their studious, dreamy natures.

I drink milk from your mom's tits

>>24617918
bit esoteric, no?

>>24617922
what do you mean for esoteric? Unlike americans that loves "baby formula" alomost every kid drink mom's milk

>>24617924
i feel like this warrants closer examination, will get back to you once i consulted some experts

>>24617925
TRUST THE SCIENSERINO
CHECK THE PEER REVIEW
(((EXPERTS))) SAYS

>>24617928
bit esoteric, no?

>>24617929
you know? I will fuck your mom right in the pussy so you can drink a bit of milk from her breast too, we can share her titties and watch eachother in the eyes while we furiously suck on em

>>24617931
what do you mean by this?

>>24617941
illiterate faggot

>>24617942
this one i understood, the joke was that you signed your post

>>24617886
In places where it's normal to go out for a drink, like the US, 66% drink coffee daily.

>>24617931
i would read a capably written erotica in which this incest cuckhold breastfeeding scene is the apex.

>>24617898
It's just a matter of tolerance.

>character drinks coffee often
>zero mention of a single shit throughout the entire novel
>disingenuous

>>24617976
>character shits often
>zero mention of a single wipe throughout the entire novel
>disingenuous

>>24617898
It's bad. But not worse than the chinese novels in which people brush their teeth before eating.

>>24617886
That’s closer to 1 in 8
And many people drink coffee only on weekdays
I drink coffee sometimes, but not daily
Coffee is fine
I used to drink soda when I was in high school and coffee would have been a better caffeine-delivery device

Water, straight fucking water, what’s the problem?
Orange juice, cola, milkshake, milk, lemonade,
No get fucked it’s the same old black coffee every time.

>>24617878 (OP)
My character drinks zero-sugar energy drinks

how i feel is that what it feels like to drink a coffee is how it feels like to drink a coffee the coffee is there as much as mental form or experience as there as a physical form or even as a printed word of course mormons are not going to even engage with coffee culture in galactic space farming io or something like that in when the years use a numbering system taken from final fantasy 3

>>24617886
1 in 10 people globally supposedly have a soda daily, but we don’t see that. Or tea as much, even though it’s second place before coffee and after water of course.

>>24618038
mormons buddhists and certain sects of islam understand that coffee trades earth and water and air for fire lo all elements for a paltry one and makes your hair fall out and your heart beat sideways at changeable speeds those that are addicted the black potion long for not energy as they profess but for a microdose of fear it suits some but far from everyone

>>24617886
Coffee is not equally consumed in all cultures and countries. Western countries make up a larger percentage of the global coffee drinking population. So the number could be higher than 1 out of 10.

>>24617898
people drink like 10 cups a day here, it doesn't really have any effect

>>24618957
that's fucked. why has it not turned them into bald brown teethed diarrheic neurotics ?

>>24617878 (OP)
if a character has that quick thinking vibe to them it can be okay for e. I find it even as a trope to be less disruptive that the woke character list or the girlboss trope.

>>24617878 (OP)
Coffee is good.

I like my coffee very sweet

>>24618970
bodies get used to it eventually, and from that point on they need coffee to feel normal

>>24619048
sure but ten cups of java will turn your teeth same colour as mud bro

>>24618977
>>24617878 (OP)
what the fuck are you talking about? People drink coffee. Characters are facsimiles of people. It's not a trope. What's wrong with you?

>>24618079
This is the same underlying issue that Buddhists have with alcohol: they're Chinese

>>24619055
/lit/ posters are such shut ins that they think drinking and eating things they read about online falls under memes and tropes. really makes you hmm doesn't it

>>24618957
>people drink like 10 cups a day here, it doesn't really have any effect
you're not making it strong enough. When a couple cups give you the shits you back off a bit an that's how strong. I worked in the Math Lab at college. The Dr. that ran it, showed me the signs. The approved measure of coffee per pot (large!) and the brand of coffee. I think it was a buck every two weeks for all the coffee you could drink. When people bitched I drank too much of it I bought two more cans of it an everyone was happy. Coffee was part of some sort of ritual at college. And I slept about 8 hours a *week* as a senior under-grad. Course I was in STEM. Real degrees take more effort.

>>24620038
You're wrong. Here, stronger is better, especially with those that drink a lot of it. If it's not on the edge of making you grimace from the bitterness, it's too watery and you're a cheapskate. I'm brewing my fifth mug today right now and I've never had diarrhea or any stomach issues in my life. You probably just need to fix your garbage diet, most all of the effects of coffee people talk about are meme, placebo or mythology.

>>24620061

You might be onto something, a lot of writers are abusing caffeine to write and brewing 5 pots of coffee per day while 9 out of 10 normal people don’t even drink it. This is the cause of the problem, they need to self inserting their drinking habits on thread characters, most ppl don’t drink coffee.