Thread 24618303

My new booktuber gf, her name is Matilda
https://youtu.be/XaCc3eR7DUo?si=FmByklkXPnKCSazR
And that is pretty much i know, i dont speak god damn hungarian but we communicate in cosmic spiritual level

EEEZZ SHHE DJYUUUUU-UWISH???/

>>24618303 (OP)
Buy an ad or write her a poem

Why do these cookie-cutter booktubers all have the same book shelf?

>>24618303 (OP)
So you have a dork fetish or something, buddy?

>>24618318
Maybe i will, FAG

>>24618313
Some say she the most jewish

The lonliness of the average /lit/izen will never not be funny.

>>24618303 (OP)
>i dont speak god damn hungarian
So she is a Hungarian jew. Gotcha.

>>24618329
>So you have a dork fetish or something, buddy?
I do. And a bagging a few jewish dork chicks in college was a fun thing too.

the last time i had sex was with a girl like this. she was aging worse than an avo and smelt like SSRIs and fear. she had little scrabbling claws like a rat than scrabbled agaisnt my biceps while i worked up the courage to penetrate her. i wasn't brave enough to look at what was between her legs. i was only hard for a single nanosecond before everything deflated. i felt so bad i wanted to cry. later she began to cry and told me that this was the happiest she'd ever been. i felt like drowning her and then myself.

>>24618303 (OP)
What a nice looking chick

>>24618303 (OP)
Concentration camp beauty queen type foid. She will breed weak issue.

>>24619381
Jesus man

>>24619381
>Have sex
>Get depressed
>Cry
Get help my man

>>24620506
i'm made for higher things. when i debase myself i feel my spirit screaming. you know this feeling.

does Hungarian have good literature?

>>24618303 (OP)
If she was really your "booktuber gf" you wouldn't post her here, what do you want from us? you want us to go and fill her comments like her holes? are you a cuck? do you enjoy watching how other men fill your "booktuber gf"? why would you post her here? do you not keep that which you treasure close to your heart and thus hidden from the eyes of those "unworthy"? alas, you are a faggot. I will cum tribute your Jewlooking booktuber gf, and I will think about your cuck existence whilst I cum over her ugly ugly face.

>>24618303 (OP)
Not if she was the last girl in the bar at closing time, and I was piss-ass drunk and horny

>>24618303 (OP)
looks like a school shooter

>>24618303 (OP)
Time draw upon my ancestors to learn Hungarian then.

>>24618303 (OP)
Physiognomy of a prude who when she finally thaws out is a total freak and wants to rim you all the time and also holds her ass open so you can piss in it and loves hot cum on her face

>>24621849
That's right. Hospitals are full of these perverted rats with little teeth and glasses. Their called nurses. Half of them were buttplugs and gets wet when a patient bleeds.

>>24618303 (OP)
>i dont speak god damn hungarian but we communicate in cosmic spiritual level
My husband literally left me for a woman he'd never spoken to with this rationale, just a different language

>>24618303 (OP)
She's fucking hideous. You people have no standards.