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Anonymous No.24618303 >>24618318 >>24618329 >>24619363 >>24619391 >>24619397 >>24621343 >>24621349 >>24621362 >>24621595 >>24621849 >>24622224 >>24622250
My new booktuber gf, her name is Matilda
https://youtu.be/XaCc3eR7DUo?si=FmByklkXPnKCSazR
And that is pretty much i know, i dont speak god damn hungarian but we communicate in cosmic spiritual level
Anonymous No.24618313 >>24618385
EEEZZ SHHE DJYUUUUU-UWISH???/
Anonymous No.24618318 >>24618375
>>24618303 (OP)
Buy an ad or write her a poem
Anonymous No.24618323
Why do these cookie-cutter booktubers all have the same book shelf?
Anonymous No.24618329 >>24619371
>>24618303 (OP)
So you have a dork fetish or something, buddy?
Anonymous No.24618375
>>24618318
Maybe i will, FAG
Anonymous No.24618385
>>24618313
Some say she the most jewish
Anonymous No.24618420
The lonliness of the average /lit/izen will never not be funny.
Anonymous No.24619363
>>24618303 (OP)
>i dont speak god damn hungarian
So she is a Hungarian jew. Gotcha.
Anonymous No.24619371
>>24618329
>So you have a dork fetish or something, buddy?
I do. And a bagging a few jewish dork chicks in college was a fun thing too.
Anonymous No.24619381 >>24619601 >>24620506
the last time i had sex was with a girl like this. she was aging worse than an avo and smelt like SSRIs and fear. she had little scrabbling claws like a rat than scrabbled agaisnt my biceps while i worked up the courage to penetrate her. i wasn't brave enough to look at what was between her legs. i was only hard for a single nanosecond before everything deflated. i felt so bad i wanted to cry. later she began to cry and told me that this was the happiest she'd ever been. i felt like drowning her and then myself.
Anonymous No.24619391
>>24618303 (OP)
What a nice looking chick
Anonymous No.24619397
>>24618303 (OP)
Concentration camp beauty queen type foid. She will breed weak issue.
Anonymous No.24619601
>>24619381
Jesus man
Anonymous No.24620506 >>24620917
>>24619381
>Have sex
>Get depressed
>Cry
Get help my man
Anonymous No.24620917
>>24620506
i'm made for higher things. when i debase myself i feel my spirit screaming. you know this feeling.
Anonymous No.24621299
does Hungarian have good literature?
Anonymous No.24621343
>>24618303 (OP)
If she was really your "booktuber gf" you wouldn't post her here, what do you want from us? you want us to go and fill her comments like her holes? are you a cuck? do you enjoy watching how other men fill your "booktuber gf"? why would you post her here? do you not keep that which you treasure close to your heart and thus hidden from the eyes of those "unworthy"? alas, you are a faggot. I will cum tribute your Jewlooking booktuber gf, and I will think about your cuck existence whilst I cum over her ugly ugly face.
Anonymous No.24621349
>>24618303 (OP)
Not if she was the last girl in the bar at closing time, and I was piss-ass drunk and horny
Anonymous No.24621362
>>24618303 (OP)
looks like a school shooter
Anonymous No.24621595
>>24618303 (OP)
Time draw upon my ancestors to learn Hungarian then.
Anonymous No.24621849 >>24621871
>>24618303 (OP)
Physiognomy of a prude who when she finally thaws out is a total freak and wants to rim you all the time and also holds her ass open so you can piss in it and loves hot cum on her face
Anonymous No.24621871
>>24621849
That's right. Hospitals are full of these perverted rats with little teeth and glasses. Their called nurses. Half of them were buttplugs and gets wet when a patient bleeds.
Anonymous No.24622224
>>24618303 (OP)
>i dont speak god damn hungarian but we communicate in cosmic spiritual level
My husband literally left me for a woman he'd never spoken to with this rationale, just a different language
Anonymous No.24622250
>>24618303 (OP)
She's fucking hideous. You people have no standards.