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Anonymous No.24625964 >>24625984 >>24625986 >>24626031 >>24626434 >>24626535 >>24626553 >>24626556 >>24626603 >>24626605 >>24626789 >>24626817 >>24626850 >>24627013 >>24627132 >>24627149 >>24627974 >>24628087 >>24628320 >>24628596 >>24629668 >>24629878 >>24629954
Why do zoomers hate reading so much?
Anonymous No.24625984 >>24625986 >>24626578 >>24630130
>>24625964 (OP)
i know a bevy of she-zooms and they read books of a higher quantity, and of a far higher quality, this by several orders of magnitude, than the chemical poisoned "mother-of-doggo" type millennial, for whom ASOIAF is their furthest foray into the world of "serious literature", and only that because of TV. there's some very precocious (and some very physically gifted, i believe because of the bovine steroids) young she-zooms out there. you simply haven't met them. the young he-zoomer, however, the type of boy who carries a tattered copy of Dostoevsky for peacock purposes — he is a wretched thing.
Anonymous No.24625986
>>24625984
Kek.
>>24625964 (OP)
Retarded thread OP.
Anonymous No.24626031 >>24627378 >>24627525 >>24627811 >>24628592 >>24629617
>>24625964 (OP)
Wtf are you on about? Every single zoomer I know, myself included, are well read to the point where it almost borders on a collective 'tism.
The only reason you think they aren't is because the vocal minority of zoomers that doomscroll and post they fruity ahh dances on they fruity ahh social media sites are the only ones that make their presence known, thus making it your only point of reference.
Much like the aforementioned perma-online zoom zooms you take surface level observations and process them in your mind as absolute fact that you shamelessly choose to propagate without prior research or drive for deeper understanding on the matter.
What I'm trying to say, in short, is: You should rope yourself at your earliest convenience, though seeing as you have the luxury to post here it would be safe to assume you don't have a lot going on right now, so you might as well get to it unc.
Anonymous No.24626434
>>24625964 (OP)
Too busy browsing Tik Tok
Anonymous No.24626535
>>24625964 (OP)
Because most of them tend to be mixed race.
Anonymous No.24626553 >>24626888
>>24625964 (OP)
Video games > books
Social media > books
Anonymous No.24626556 >>24626604
>>24625964 (OP)
Half the board is zoomers.
Anonymous No.24626578 >>24627803
>>24625984
I thought I'd met the one when I talked to an art hoe about books. I even gifted her a copy of Ada or Ardor. Her pussy smelled and she was massively fucking stupid, disgustingly so, "I don't wanna knock her up anymore" tiers of retardation escaped her lips at every breath, she only liked goodreads romance slop and believed that she lived in one. I even had to beat her stupid zoomer boyfriend to a pulp after she talked shit about me to him on purpose, knowing the result. She actually tried cheating on him with me once, begging for dick while being visibly wet through her tight jeans. Never again.
Anonymous No.24626596
An ambient domination by millennials in the past ought really to have kept reddit or zoomer s quieter than it did. In the past tik tok had more to do with diplomacy with china than anything else.

This domination was interfered with trump co which are basically riding on the coattails of millennials in the past. In the first trump administration this could not be said out loud hence an explanation for maybe a majority of a domination strategy for republicans. however this strategy is clearly headed in the direction of foolhardiness because imitating millennials will lead people in that direction as zoomer had often learned to the detriment of any involved in that type of verging on gen x shenanigans type of behavior or stuff.
Anonymous No.24626603
>>24625964 (OP)
I was writing an email at work to my professor friend about philosophy and this zoomer girl said "MANNNN that's a lot of words! What are you doing writing a book?!" It was two paragraphs.
Anonymous No.24626604 >>24628246
>>24626556
So what youre saying is one half the board has to die. Very interesting.
Anonymous No.24626605
>>24625964 (OP)
they've been bombarded with moving images and sounds since they crib. li niggas cooked.
Anonymous No.24626789
>>24625964 (OP)
They learn from 2x video essays and 15 second flashing lights clips. A superior information gathering method.
Anonymous No.24626817 >>24626840
>>24625964 (OP)
Browse zoomer social media and you will see they have strong interests in the classics and philosophy
Browse boomerllennial social media and theyre seething over jk rowling
Tells you all you need to know
Anonymous No.24626840 >>24626848
>>24626817
>browse zoomer social media and you will see they're all insecure and posturing
>browser boomerllennial social media and they're all retarded posers
wow
Anonymous No.24626848
>>24626840
He just no true scotman'd two generations. That's illegal.
Anonymous No.24626850
>>24625964 (OP)
The answer is contained within your question.
>Zoomers.
Zoomers gonna zoom. They've been conditioned through social media and late-stage capitalism to disregard anything other than immediate gratification and sensory stimulation. Even writing a paragraph is agony for them. Reading a whole book? Forget about it.
This has been intentionally promoted by the oligarchs to keep the masses dumb and easily manipulable.
Anonymous No.24626874 >>24626878 >>24626886 >>24626889 >>24628535
Why do zoomers trigger millennials so badly? Just trying to cope with the fact that theyre old and irrelevant?
Anonymous No.24626878
>>24626874
Read that post again and you'll have your answer.
Anonymous No.24626886
>>24626874
literally the exact opposite in my experience.
anyway sorry you guys were born under shitty times. i already got a house and a wife before it all went to shit so i don't care what happens anymore. it's your problem now
Anonymous No.24626888 >>24627535
>>24626553
They certainly are more addictive, but definitely not more rewarding, or even more fun and entertaining. Most people who are addicted to social media and video games actually seem to hate it.
Anonymous No.24626889 >>24626918 >>24626928
>>24626874
Because they're cowardly/overly concerned with their personal health and wellbeing; they're sexually deviant even compared to the generations that went before them, open relationships are the norm, they think you have to openly declare that you 'want to be exclusive', and they would also think that you were weird for doing so; they make internet irl, for example blanking people randomly simply because they aren't in the mood to talk, just like ignoring a post online; their politics are either retarded leftism or retarded MAGA; and they DON'T FUCKING READ because their brains are ruined by nonstop tech, yet they SHIT UP THIS BOARD with their illiterate opinions on literature and philosophy.
Anonymous No.24626918 >>24626920 >>24626940
>>24626889
Yes we know millennials are like that, but why does that make them resent zoomers?
Anonymous No.24626920
>>24626918
>he just doesn't know to him its new and funny
Anonymous No.24626928 >>24626948
>>24626889
>they DON'T FUCKING READ because their brains are ruined by nonstop tech, yet they SHIT UP THIS BOARD
Calm down Gramps you're going to give yourself an apoplexy.
Anonymous No.24626940 >>24626962
>>24626918
leftist millennials are pretty retarded indeed, but the difference is they made themselves retarded by overexposing themselves to social media and political brain rot in adulthood. The zoomer was born in the brainrot, molded by it. They don't know any other reality.
Anonymous No.24626948
>>24626928
He's probably sundowning lol
Anonymous No.24626962 >>24626968
>>24626940
Where do you think you are right now to be throwing around these overexposing themselves to social media and political brain rot claims like that?
Anonymous No.24626968 >>24626977
>>24626962
the reason zoomers like 4chan so much is that it's their first taste of reality.
Anonymous No.24626977 >>24626980
>>24626968
This isn't reality you fucking idiot. Just by the sheer number of the currently running psyops at best it's a clockwork orange fever dream.
Anonymous No.24626980 >>24627002
>>24626977
but there's always an anon fighting back. it seeps through the cracks. to the zoomer mind these moments are a drug it's never tasted before.
Anonymous No.24627002
>>24626980
I somehow very much doubt, but it does sound epic.
Anonymous No.24627013 >>24627016
>>24625964 (OP)
I’m curious what the generational differences between millennial and zoomer adults are, because from what I’ve seen, zoomers read more.
Anonymous No.24627016
>>24627013
What's your sample size? Are you familiar with Twitch and Kick and the cultures that surround streaming?
Anonymous No.24627132 >>24627523
>>24625964 (OP)
They're retarded and hopeless. We stopped hiring zoomers. Gen Alpha will destroy them.
Anonymous No.24627149
>>24625964 (OP)
>the new generation is disrespectful, lazy, and retarded
>then again they seem more idealistic than [previous generation], less cynical
Same thing every 20 years. Source: am oldfag
Anonymous No.24627179 >>24627185 >>24627186
they're all useless lol it's not an exaggeration and it's so much worse than you think. i'm a swe and these kids can barely focus on tasks and go 20 mins without checking a phone. when our 4.0 ivy league hires come in barely able to use shell scripting you know you're dealing with serious IQ deficits lmao
Honestly I don't care what happens to them. It sucks that they're basically fucked from the start but they make me look like a god in comparison so it's all good
I don't know any zoomer who reads and know a couple of millennials my age who do and it's the usual high fantasy tripe. all those substack microcelebrities are zoomers though and they seem pretty smart
Anonymous No.24627185 >>24627223
>>24627179
>they make me look like a god in comparison
Anonymous No.24627186 >>24627205
>>24627179
>i'm a swe
Sex work educator?
Anonymous No.24627205
>>24627186
saimin seishiidou....
Anonymous No.24627223 >>24627506
>>24627185
Zoomer thots get impossibly wet at the gaze from a 3X year old man with predator eyes and an untamed, unfeminized aura.
Anonymous No.24627378 >>24627454 >>24627526
>>24626031
You sound like a flaming little faggot
Anonymous No.24627454
>>24627378
you sound brown
Anonymous No.24627506 >>24627532
>>24627223
>unfeminized aura
Is that just a retarded way of saying women don't touch you?
>3X year old man
>untamed
>t.
Anonymous No.24627523 >>24627530 >>24627544
>>24627132
>Gen Alpha will destroy them.
The generation that is quite literally illiterate?
Brother, I unironically feel guilty at the thought that I will have no competition. Being a zoomer entrepeneur is perhaps the comfiest and most secure buyers market you can opt into right now.
Anonymous No.24627525 >>24627533 >>24627827 >>24627974
>>24626031
I've never met anyone under 30 who has read a book.
Anonymous No.24627526
>>24627378
Ah, ad hominem, nice one gramps. I'll make sure to send flowers to the retirement home where you'll be beaten by the very same melanin enriched women you came to worship so much over the years.
Anonymous No.24627528
It's all just cap written by uncs that don't even touch grass. Wtf do they know?
Anonymous No.24627530
>>24627523
>entrepreneur
girm
Anonymous No.24627532
>>24627506
I don't know who I hate more between this docile hog or the little sissy broccoli faggot that gets spammed
Anonymous No.24627533 >>24627565
>>24627525
If you've ever even met anyone under 30, period, is questionable. But even if you did, the ones that read aren't the sociable outgoing types that you'd "meet" as an older guy.
Anonymous No.24627535
>>24626888
>Most people who are addicted to social media and video games actually seem to hate it.
literally me
took some time to realize it, but i've been free for 2 years
feels so good to be free from dopamine addiction
Anonymous No.24627544 >>24627554
>>24627523
somewhat related but i've talked to a lot of these early 20s rich asians doing gay ass tech startups and they're all uninteresting and don't get any pussy lol
it's so easy to pull in SF as a broke guy if you actually read and have real hobbies
Anonymous No.24627554
>>24627544
It says more about you that you think starting a business, by default, involves AI/tech slop. I would fault you for your views, if I didn't feel bad for you on account of the fact that you live in a shithole.
>SF
be honest, how many STDs have you collected from whores that will literally have sex with homeless people if they feel like it.
Anonymous No.24627565 >>24627589 >>24627592
>>24627533
not true. these types are always there for A4 movie releases. you can easily strike up a conversation while their skinny faggot scalps look downwards all awkward and try mustering the strength to stammer some performative insight that'll impress the girl at their side who won't stop looking at you.
it's pretty sad. you try to focus on your shit but these judgements are inescapable.
Anonymous No.24627589
>>24627565
nice larp, unc. Kinda weird you have to resort to that at your age, but you do you.
Anonymous No.24627592 >>24627599 >>24627604 >>24627620 >>24627628 >>24627669
>>24627565
funny how I do this and have sex while all the gym-going meatheads are promptly ignored.
Anonymous No.24627599 >>24627618
>>24627592
...and then everyone clapped.
Anonymous No.24627604 >>24627618
>>24627592
>studies include purple hat therapy of the soft, performative males coping over chad mcmuscles.
Anonymous No.24627618 >>24627633 >>24627695 >>24630044
>>24627599
>>24627604
women don't like muscle lol
Anonymous No.24627620
>>24627592
women like natty, all the steroid pumping chuds are gay anyways
Anonymous No.24627628
>>24627592
uh oh this basic phenomenon (which you'd know if you actually interacted with women) made the /fit/cels seethe
Anonymous No.24627633 >>24627643
>>24627618
You must be at least 18 to post here
Anonymous No.24627643 >>24627650 >>24627654 >>24627687
>>24627633
keep bloating into a monster while skinny pretty twinks remain desirable for literally all women on the planet
your bench press isn't gonna make you fuckable
Anonymous No.24627650 >>24627664
>>24627643
women like twinks with muscle though
Anonymous No.24627654
>>24627643
>"pretty"
You lost the argument by the use of this word.
Anonymous No.24627664 >>24627674
>>24627650
So they like faggots, very interesting. Hmmm.
Anonymous No.24627669
>>24627592
>hey ladies
>Yeah, I read, so much so, that I take breaks to sip from my tea mug, holding it with two hands.
>yup, I'm pretty studious, I'm not like those sporty types, heh, I bet all they read are the labels on their creatine supplements, haha, unlike me though, I read smart people books, lol
>anyway, did I mention that I don't exercise
>Yuppp, you may not be able to tell, but I'm severely out of shape
>I'm genuinely out of breath when walking up the starts, I know, I know, those panties must be drenched by now
>anyways if you're ever down for a-
>wait, no!
>where are you going? No, don't talk to those jocks, they will never be able to berate you with Quotes from "Meditations" by Marcus Aurelius.
>NONONO, all they will talk about is lame, everyday life stuff, not vexing, thought provoking excerpts from Hemingway
>Ugh, fine, those femoids don't know what they're missing out on
kek
Anonymous No.24627674
>>24627664
they either like faggots or extraordinarily threatening men and they only want to actually breed with one of the two, yes
Anonymous No.24627687 >>24627697
>>24627643
>skinny pretty twinks
>t.
holiest of copes. Sacred even.
Anonymous No.24627690 >>24627701 >>24627703 >>24627709
yet another zoomoid neurosis: the idea that weightlifting is virtuous or healthy, probably the most prevalent one these days. some of these kids are literally so retarded that they think "once I get fit, people will like me" lmfao. i jog for 30 mins every other day and never had trouble with women or making friends, ever. another psyop to enslave them i suppose. keep guzzling your shakes
Anonymous No.24627695 >>24627716
>>24627618
Women don't understand men's body composition and think off-season professional bodybuilders have "dad bods."
Anonymous No.24627697
>>24627687
this thing is more attractive to women than your average roidmonkey
Anonymous No.24627701 >>24627709
>>24627690
Getting physically fit is probably a good idea, but it's all about moderation.
Anonymous No.24627703 >>24627741
>>24627690
serious 400lb deadlifting roid chugging tards are all gay all the time
weightlifting is good for you though. lift some iron 3 times a week. help your cardiovascular system stay in shape. boost your metabolism. stop at 100lbs and maintain it.
Anonymous No.24627706
Imagine doing things for the approval of women. There is nothing more ridiculous than that. I want to be around men - hard men. The hardest of the hard. I only care about what those super hard men think.
Anonymous No.24627709 >>24627718
>>24627690
Going on lolcow and seeing the universal hate gymgoers get in comparison with the thirst skinnyfags get would destroy them. Weightlifting is exclusively for intimidating and generating respect from other men, which is also important.

>>24627701
This is the measured response.
Anonymous No.24627716
>>24627695
The best pussy I've had was with a zoomette who was so in love with my body she said I was the daddy she never had.
Anonymous No.24627718
>>24627709
If you want fear and respect why wouldn't you just learn to fight like a normal person? Roid tits aren't impressing anyone.
Anonymous No.24627741
>>24627703
>400lb deadlifting roid chugging
If you're abusing steroids and only deadlifting 400lbs there's something seriously wrong with you.
Anonymous No.24627781 >>24627789 >>24627796 >>24627802 >>24627806 >>24627818 >>24627829 >>24629584
Friendly reminder that the people telling you not to lift weights and get stronger typed out their posts with picrel. Turning a book page is a herculean effort for these people.
The absolute fucking state.
Anonymous No.24627789
>>24627781
this kills the /lit/ tranny
Anonymous No.24627796
>>24627781
those are nice looking hands Desu
Anonymous No.24627797
why is it seemingly impossible for muttlennials on 4chan to understand that a majority of zoomers are in their mid 20s and many pushing 30? they seemingly believe we are all 16 years old.
Anonymous No.24627802
>>24627781
those are beautiful hands. what am i supposed to hate about them?
Anonymous No.24627803
>>24626578
>I even had to beat her stupid zoomer boyfriend to a pulp after she talked shit about me to him on purpose, knowing the result.
First of all I do not believe a word of your post. And secondly, you let a "disgusting" and "stupid" woman manipulate you even in a daydream. How pathetic can you be?
Can you be more pathetic?
Anonymous No.24627806
>>24627781
They look fucking weird.
Anonymous No.24627811
>>24626031
How old are you?
Anonymous No.24627818
>>24627781
So much work went into those nails. Couldn't be me.
Anonymous No.24627827 >>24627834 >>24627843
>>24627525
you being a neet basement dwelling loser with zero human contact in 10 years besides meeting your younger cousins once a year at christmas does not count as "meeting someone under 30", anon.
Anonymous No.24627829 >>24627852
>>24627781
I would kill to have those jerk me off.
Anonymous No.24627834 >>24627849
>>24627827
Do you resent us neet chads because you can never be us or what? Why are you so catty about a blessed existence?
Anonymous No.24627843 >>24627854 >>24627858
>>24627827
>younger cousins
Interesting that you imagine this, because I actually have no cousins that are younger than me. I've spent a significant time working in a university environment and can tell you with the utmost sincerity that zoomer 20 somethings do not fucking read.
Anonymous No.24627849 >>24627863
>>24627834
i resent you pretending to be autistic or disabled in order to be a parasite leech on society, yes. you are not a chad for being fat with no prospects spending all your time masturbating to drawn japanese child porn, no.
Anonymous No.24627852 >>24627880
>>24627829
I'm right here, anon, depending on what you're reading.
Anonymous No.24627854 >>24627855
>>24627843
sounds a lot like what my uncle said years ago as a university professor when he worked with millennial students. almost like most uni students dont read because they dont have the time nor energy to read for leisure. hmm. curious that.
Anonymous No.24627855 >>24627864
>>24627854
>they don't have the time
Bullshit I know the zoomer shits have like 1000+ hours spent on minecraft and other useless shit
Anonymous No.24627858
>>24627843
How long has he been working? How much more did the twentysomethings of ten years ago read?
Anonymous No.24627863 >>24627871
>>24627849
>parasite leech on society
Society is fucked and doesn't function as intended why the fuck would you expect anyone to piss away their time to carry out the tradition of sucking every bit of value from the poor to prop up the very few who are carried by the wealth accumulated by their ancestors? Fuck you. Be mad. As for the rest of it, I disagree. I think gooning to loli with the tears of drowning wagies for lube is an extremely chad behavior.
Anonymous No.24627864 >>24627886
>>24627855
just like how millennial students wasted time on tumblr and going to stomp clap hey concerts rather than read. like, come on anon. we could do this all day. i dont know why youre pretending like theres really any difference between us. we are both generations that have been ultra screwed by the boomers and the (((free market))). im 27 and still live at home despite working full time as a nurse and never spending a penny on anything. people seek out more simple consumable pleasures than really engaging their mental energy towards a good book
Anonymous No.24627871 >>24627875 >>24627882
>>24627863
because you live in a non-shit country like norway where workers have rights and are wealthy while still contributing to society and its cohesion. complaining about society without participating is retarded and im entirely disinterested in listening to what you have to say about anything.
Anonymous No.24627875
>>24627871
because you could live in*
Anonymous No.24627880 >>24628198
>>24627852
Does Liber Null work for you?
Anonymous No.24627882 >>24627919
>>24627871
>just move
Oh yeah, I'll just get my fairy god mother on the horn and get the paperwork started. What a delusional take. If you're not open to hearing anyone out I don't see why the fuck you'd expect anyone else to hear you out. Cope and seethe.
Anonymous No.24627886 >>24627899 >>24627921 >>24627958
>>24627864
I got so much Tumblr pussy stanning for Bright Eyes, you would never comprehend it, zoomie.
Anonymous No.24627899
>>24627886
is that "Tumblr pussy" in the room with us right now?
Anonymous No.24627919 >>24627928
>>24627882
the point is, is that your god awful shithole of a country of Muttmerica HAS the chance to actually change if your population just gave a fuck, which you clearly dont, making you part of the problem. so dont come here complaining about literally anything related to politics when you dont even put in the minimum amount of effort to making a difference.
Anonymous No.24627921
>>24627886
axe wounds are not vaginas, anon.
Anonymous No.24627928 >>24627954
>>24627919
This is fucking retarded. 42 out of 43 US presidents are direct descendants of King John Of England (Europe). That doesn't even get into Medici's and the Rothschilds and the banking fucking nightmare where capital is worth more than labor by a long mile. Nor does it get into the chokehold religious zealots have on the population. What the fuck do you think an individual can dream of achieving in a system explicitly designed to extract and discard individual effort/talent?
Anonymous No.24627954 >>24627962
>>24627928
Is there a bigger civilization killer than the English+Jewish team combo?
Anonymous No.24627958
>>24627886
Weight =/= quantity.
Just because you plapped a 300 pound they/them twilight fanfic author with bright dyed hair doesn't make it count as "so much pussy", hers was just enlarged, but I understand why the millennial mind might not be able to wrap it's mind around this. It's like telling the hitler youth that they've been fed propaganda, only for them to seethe in disbelief.
Anonymous No.24627962 >>24628000
>>24627954
I think the Soviets teching into commie shit is up there. No one does sweeping mass murder like a communist.
Anonymous No.24627974
>>24625964 (OP)
I know a lot of zoomers who read, because its almost like a rebellion against their peers
>>24627525
I am an Ed assistant and even the special needs kids have read a book at some point. They just tend to hate high brow literature because its difficult to read and they associate it with the school being moralistic
>The theme is do not lie to the teachers, honey
>Don't be toxic
Anonymous No.24627984 >>24628034 >>24628046 >>24629943
I am the Uncle Tom, the Clayton Bigsby, the Uncle Ruckus of zoomers. Which is to say, a self-hating zoomer, one who agrees with other generations’ criticisms of us in lots of cases.
I agree with a lot of the criticisms. I’m not just saying this to ingratiate myself with “unc”, or the “boomers”, and get myself a pat on the head. It’s the sincere worldview of mine I acquired simply from growing up as one of the older zoomers and being largely surrounded by zoomers up through college. I genuinely both feel bad for and variously get angry at many parts of the zoomer generation.

Not ALL of us - some are good, but when we’re any combination of vapid, arrogant, annoying, lazy, and/or talentless, we’re often VERY much so.
I hate most of the slang, the social media addiction (the TikTokification, Snapchatification, Instagramization of practically one’s entire life and consciousness), the shallow attitude towards life. Dismissing people as “unc”, “incel”, “chud”, or even “goofy ahh”, or whatever the fuck they say. Talking about songs being a “bop”, referring to sex as “clapping those cheeks”, or (of pot), “Yo, let’s go smoke a J.”
The worst of the politics of Gen Z also seems especially centered around being an asshole much of the time, hating, mocking, irritating or arguing with others, whether it’s as a socially progressive ultra-leftist criticizing anyone right of Mao, or even anyone who holds to any significant conspiracy theories against establishment narratives, as “OMG what a fucking incel chud weirdo; PLEASE don’t shoot up a school, weirdo”; or whether it’s the most deranged /pol/ types. Fucking wojak and Chad memes being popularized:

But again, in another sense, I also pity some of our generation, as some of us were practically licked before we even started. Some of the younger ones of this generation especially being raised as iPad babies, or at least getting an iPhone very young, often from their parents as a gift, let’s say in middle school. Vaped weed and nicotine being relatively easy to get, at least in the U.S. among many parts of the country, and potentially fucking up the dopaminergic system of the little kids or teens getting hooked on them. The fucking toxic shit in the food (especially ultraprocessed foods), air, water and whatnot, cumulatively passing down to new generations, affecting people in the womb, falling sperm counts, xenoestrogens, endocrine disrupters, even possibly subtle brain damage, the whole works.

That’s my fucking zoomer rant. Some are great and wonderful people though and I wish them the best. I have smart and hardworking younger cousins, for example, whom I love and think and hope will be successful. There’s always exceptions. I guess this post is probably “cringe” though, according to zoomers.
Anonymous No.24628000 >>24628004
>>24627962
youre quite the match considering you are a NEET parasite leeching off society much like they did.
Anonymous No.24628004 >>24628083
>>24628000
True, me choosing to opt out is like murdering millions of people with mass starvation and firing squads. I am that impactful. Thanks for noticing.
Anonymous No.24628034 >>24628189
>>24627984
my bad, unc
Anonymous No.24628046 >>24628194 >>24628194
>>24627984
>t. sperg who can't comprehend that zoomer lingo is 99% ironic and for the sake of comedy for people who have more than two brain cells
Nah, hb thinks he spittin facts, but he really be spittin out millennial cum after giving that diabolical neck ahh guy :skullemoji:
Anonymous No.24628083 >>24628121
>>24628004
heres the proper opt out rather than this pussy halfway point that steals my tax money for no reason even though you are able bodied.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide
Anonymous No.24628087
>>24625964 (OP)
Medium is the message. OGs learned from books, goyest generation from radio, boomers from tv, zoomers from short jewtube and tiktok clips. Next is AI, which is the father of lies.
Anonymous No.24628121
>>24628083
>muh taxes
Chortle on my balls. The money supply is an excel spreadsheet in the bank if you're mad about income and expense not adding up take it up with hedgies stretching derivatives to a retarded degree with their fuckery. I am glad this is making you seethe. I am going to live for a thousand more years just out of spite alone and each new check I'll goon to your assblast. Once a month I'll have a gigacoom. Fuck you.
Anonymous No.24628189
>>24628034
Bruh, don’t feel bad. If you’re even able to read and respond to a post like that, if you have the attention span to not just disregard it as “OMG you just wrote a whole book, bruh”, I’m not pissed at you and you’re literally already above the baseline of many zoomers for it.
Anonymous No.24628194 >>24628278 >>24628386
>>24628046
>>24628046
No, dude, I’m talking about real life, other kids from high school to college I was “friends” with for a while (really, we were mostly just degenerates using each other to escape the threat of aloneness, loneliness, having to be alone with our own consciousnesses and be at peace with ourselves, or perhaps even develop some hobbies or skills in that free time, instead deciding to latch onto some “friends” to always hang out with but mostly just as an excuse to smoke weed or get drunk then get tasty takeout food). Like actually using:
>cap
>no cap
>that’s lit
>this shit is fire
>clapping them cheeks
>sliding into them walls
>smoking a J
>smoking an L
>that zaza
>dap me up bro
>this song’s a bop
>you’re acting like a fucking incel bro, are you an incel?
>bet
>sus
>that’s gonna be a yikes from me, dawg
>bugging
>tweaking
>bussin
>cook (“Let bro cook”, “Damn, he cooked on that one”, etc.)
>dank
>:skullemoji:
ETC.

Whether in real life, real spoken word, or in text messages, and entirely unironically and sincerely.
I KNOW that online there’s a culture of some people very self-consciously, self-aware-ly, ironically and jokingly using such slang, that’s not what I’m talking about, I get it.
I mean the actual brainfried zoomers and younguns talking like this for real and YES, OK, CALL ME A FUCKING UNC INCEL CHUD whether the fuck. But I intrinsically find it offputting and irritating. Not simply for the words themselves, the slang used, but just the whole WORLDVIEW and MINDSET behind it. Of social-media-addiction, being enamored with it, normalization of mental illness and being a failure at life, shallow casual disrespect of various traditions and institutions (however much depth there might be behind them, and I even say this as someone who doesn’t belong to any one single mainstream traditional religion, for instance), and obsession with sex and drugs, or, as a counterpart to the section of zoomers that normalizes failure at life/mental illness, obsession with “making fat stacks” of cash, “hustling”, super-materialistic vapid obsession with outward status and success.
Does any of this make sense?
Dude, when it boils down to it, it’s not really even so much hatred or anger. Maybe I feel that as a superficial response, and I play it up to be entertaining on 4chan. But, behind it, the even deeper underlying feelings are sadness, pity. The feeling of something that’s been lost. The feeling of a whole generation of people put into some insane social experiment, some hyper-curated, hyper-technological, unnatural, bizarre and artificial environment created by things today from smartphones, the internet, social media and Big Tech platforms to, say, even vaped weed and nicotine like I mentioned.
Like, the better part of me knows, I’m not angry at you, I don’t hate you. It’s not helpful to just hate vast swathes of humanity. It’s more sadness.
Anonymous No.24628198
>>24627880
It works a treat. I've heard schizo sperm has some remarkable properties.
Anonymous No.24628246 >>24628251 >>24628767
>>24626604
Yeah. The millennial half
Anonymous No.24628251
>>24628246
Back to sharty.
Anonymous No.24628278 >>24628291
>>24628194
The human spirit is moribund, and for those born into this terrible system, whose development has been permanently arrested from bloom by the internet, awareness of this only comes in the regret of later years. I'm just as cynical, but I'm not sure there's anything you can do about those who refuse to at least recognise their own conditioning. There's a terrible anti-intellectual growth that dismisses any criticism of the state of things as unfashionable and anachronistic—there's a tribalistic joy in denouncing all things old and past.

Well, the internet is going to become substantially more locked down in the following years, so something may yet change. For the better? In some ways, if you're optimistic.
Anonymous No.24628291 >>24628318
>>24628278
Why yes I love V for Vendetta can't wait to live in it.
Anonymous No.24628318 >>24628321
>>24628291
They better play the 1812 overture and speak in ridiculous alliterative sequences. Then I can accept any fate.
Anonymous No.24628320
>>24625964 (OP)
Because they were tricked into believing that fantasy slop is popular and accessible. They've been told to feel intimidated by much simpler and easier works of literary fiction that they might actually enjoy, so they dive straight into some two million word fantasy epic written for turbo-autists and decide that they just don't like reading when it turns out to be more effort than it's worth.
Anonymous No.24628321
>>24628318
kek
Anonymous No.24628386
>>24628194
Retards exist in every generation aspie-anon.
There were millennials that said shit like "amazeballs" and "I haz chesszeburger" unironically and somehow we managed not to systematically genocide them.
You give too much of a shit. The vast majority of any given demographic will always be biblically accurate retards, that has always been the case and barring fundamental changes to the way humans function, that will always be the case. Even just the fact that you're aware enough to recognize the changes in how we communicate enough to write an entire script for a JewTube video where half of it is stock footage and the other half is articles and graphs with a ground news sponsorship in the middle of it, shows that you're at least not part of those aforementioned retards.
So just grab your nitrus tank, grab your Sydney Sweeney bathwater flavored vape, strap into your lovense fleshlight and enjoy the show.
Anonymous No.24628535 >>24628563 >>24628567 >>24628581
>>24626874
It's just perpetuating the age-old tradition of "older generation shits on the younger one" we had it worse than (You) in that regard btw.
Anonymous No.24628563
>>24628535
>millennials aren't eating cereal because it's too much work
wtf
Anonymous No.24628567
>>24628535
Maybe if you stopped with all the needless killing and bloodshed, they wouldn't have written all those articles. I still remember when me and my parents were watching the news and they showed footage of millennials violently murdering a big mac. I literally cried all day that day.
All the articles we ever get are about how we don't get laid, because we're not animals like you.
Anonymous No.24628581
>>24628535
Why does it look like a mind map that would be hung up in a detective's office in a 1940's noir film?
Anonymous No.24628591
I think it's because of shorter attention spans and instant gratification from social media and constant use of electronics.
Anonymous No.24628592
>>24626031
Post haircut
Anonymous No.24628596
>>24625964 (OP)
Public education is a sham and all that's required is rote regurgitation of the materials - overassigned - which never allow for one to have the time to explore one's interests, and never do anything in depth to satisfy a happenstance intellectual passion. Zoomer's are their Gen X parents children-- it's bullshit and not for the overwhelming mass of them.
Anonymous No.24628767
>>24628246
Go play Elden Ring and leave the reading to intelligent people
Anonymous No.24629470 >>24629517 >>24629872
>Go read your linear entertainment.
In all seriousness though books are an obsolete medium kept alive by having the lowest minimum entry for "creatives". That coupled with being thousands of years old what hasn't been done or said already? I guess it has the ability to tell a intimate story by really getting in the head of a protagonist that no other medium offers however getting "in tune" with a writers prose and having an interesting new character with an interesting head space... plus having to keep of the skill of reading or god forbid reading non-fiction which amounts to the author sperging their bullshit. Its not all that hard to see why it offers little to gen z who can get a better experience or more efficient information from something else.
Anonymous No.24629517
>>24629470
Based Jimmy. How I craved to live in a big, comfy house in Southern California from the mid-2000s to early 2010s.
Anonymous No.24629584
>>24627781
reviewbrah?
Anonymous No.24629617
>>24626031
Based, childless millennials visibly seething at this post.
Anonymous No.24629668
>>24625964 (OP)
It isn't just a zoomer problem. A good 50% of all generations haven't opened a book since highschool, if they even bothered with the assigned reading. Reading is a slow and uncomfortable process that requires you to be alone in a quiet place for an extended period of time. Most public places are not quiet, and I've found that old people are much more dependent on the white noise and proximity to others.
Anonymous No.24629872 >>24630105
>>24629470
>his imagination is linear
Oh no no no no no no, AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA why would you out yourself like that.
Anonymous No.24629878
>>24625964 (OP)
I'm a Zoomer and I don't hate reading. I just finished Crime and Punishment, currently reading Beowulf and doing a second read-through of the Divine Comedy (Ciardi translation); in addition, I'm working my way through Aristotle's Rhetoric.
Anonymous No.24629943
>>24627984
I'm probably a bit younger than you and was fortunate enough not to get a smartphone until I was eighteen. After spending some time with my fellow zoomers, I find that a lot of the slang and irony and tik tok shit is sort of an outer layer for them, like a shield they put up so they can pretend to communicate without really having to say anything real (a lot of the social media addiction stuff is the same as television in my view, which every generation since the boomers have used as a sedative to numb their souls to internal feeling). It can be really annoying, but there's an inner layer that sometimes bleeds through the armor and they'll sometimes let their shield down, and behind it is a generation of confused young men who are looking for genuine connections to others and trying to make sense of a world polluted by irony, consumerism, frivolous memes and internet culture, where we're simultaneously connected to other people at all times but simultaneously completely isolated from them.
I grieve deeply for my generation, a generation for whom it was over before it began, born into the aftermath of the shattered Utopian dreams and technology of the 20th century.
Anonymous No.24629954
>>24625964 (OP)
I don't feel strongly about zooms but I wish people would stop posting this ugly broccolihead
Anonymous No.24630044 >>24630049
>>24627618
Yes they do, theyre just being nice to you when they say they dont
Anonymous No.24630049 >>24630054
>>24630044
Why is gymcel even a thing then?
Anonymous No.24630054
>>24630049
Because theres no single hack to women. They still like muscles though.
Anonymous No.24630105 >>24630134
>>24629872
>enjoys reading in the form tantamount to a self masturbatory meditation session guided by someone else
If I wanted to do that I’d day dream in the shower where I’m the greatest writer/orator/storyteller/visualizer and I’m never wrong or join a dnd session. You need to stop coping with the fact you fell for “le I read books” therefore I’m smarter than most midwit cope and expand your limited thinking fag
Anonymous No.24630130
>>24625984
It’s always the pedophiles desperate to make themselves known in these threads

>zoomers in the thread desperate to seem intelligent
We’ve seen the Gen z stare you mong, your days are numbered
Anonymous No.24630134 >>24630247
>>24630105
>I am the greatest writer
>the post
Well, at least you tried.
Anonymous No.24630247 >>24630262
>>24630134
>one of the greatest writers ever
>certainly the most influential
>wrote plays
Keep coping bookfag by not addressing the argument. Your preferred method of entertainment is reading someone else’s work while your retreat in your mind filling in the gaps with daydreaming assuring yourself that no other experience can match it or is better my toddler can do that. at least daydreamers don’t need a book to do it though. You should watch the part of good will hunting associated with my last image it’s literally like you right now.
Anonymous No.24630262 >>24630384
>>24630247
You're not either one though, but you're acting like you're comparable because you refuse to read. That's retarded.
Anonymous No.24630384 >>24630412
>>24630262
>life is the imitation of art
>anon thinks the best experience is reading words on paper and using his imagination a mere imitation
not either one what? how is my ability to write relevant to the core of the argument i was using it as an example of a self masturbatory activity which is what reading books in akin too. You left out the dnd session part which is objectively a more non-linear imaginative activity that gen z would rather do. if you are past the age of 25 you should just quit dude your reading comp sucks and you can't write your thoughts for shit. truly you are a retard. And i do read from time time shit just sucks if you aren't a small brained tard
Anonymous No.24630412
>>24630384
>not either one what?
You're neither Shakespeare nor Robin Williams you're a retard on the internet grasping at straws
> how is my ability to write relevant to the core of the argument
>one of the greatest writers ever
>certainly the most influential
>wrote plays
Would you like me to bust out your favorite crayon flavor and drawn you a map?
> was using it as an example of a self masturbatory activity
You think reading books is akin to your posts? I don't think so.
>You left out the dnd session part which is objectively a more non-linear imaginative activity
The one with clearly defined rules skills and attributes? For sure man.
> if you are past the age of 25 you should just quit dude your reading comp sucks
I disagree, I think you're just a fucking retard failing for validation on the internet. Comes through loud and clear from where I am sitting.
>And i do read from time time shit just sucks if you aren't a small brained tard
Okay, why cry about it tho? Get a better brain, idiot. Now post another historic figure to bolster your barely coherent thoughts. It's working.
Anonymous No.24630418 >>24630421
Every post, given time, degenerates into mundane bickerings, doesn't it anons. Very entropic.
Anonymous No.24630421 >>24630427
>>24630418
>entropy is when predictable pattern
Good job dumb fuck.
Anonymous No.24630427 >>24630446
>>24630421
I didn't know .. im still very young. I love you
Anonymous No.24630446
>>24630427
u r acute