Thread 24629290

why it's written like this?

cause its fuckin cool

>>24629290 (OP)
someone post it

THE AUTHOR APPROPRIATED TESTAMONIC-PROPHETIC TONES TO TWINGE THE NIPPLES OF LAPSED CHRISTIANS AND MANIPULATE THEM INTO IMPLANTING SANCTITY TO THE OTHERWISE SHAMBOLIC IMAGININGS OF A HEBEPHILIC BARN-DWELLER. BROTHERS, DO NOT FALL BAIT TO THE WILY RUSE.

>>24629290 (OP)
Because psychedelic fever dreams set in the old west is a unique concept that deserves exploration

the ghosts of king james and william shakespeare possessed the body of cormack maccarthy and made him write a tale of violence and weeping and woe transposing the bloodshed of the torah and the drama of the stage to the creosote plains of mexico. a tale that resounds like a final verdict that the truth about man is that man preys upon man and isn't there a terrible beauty to it for what is blood but a sacrament. the language for all its ancestral grandness has the flavour of the cowboy vernacular for such contaminations are par for the course in phenomena mediumistic.

they speak a tale into being and it is the sum of all tales and it is an elegy and a bloodbath and an initiation. they speak it into existence for there is no existing without the telling and the teller himself and the arroyo and the chorizo and the earth entire. for in the glossolalia of the telling the mormon and the mennonite and the hacienda come into being and have their being. they speak that in the future men may read their tale and say they "read it" (reddit). and the most important thing that can be said about the tale is that it is really fucking metal.

>>24629290 (OP)
an attempted counter to the GOAT's heavy use of punctuation

And they are posting, the board bouncing under the thread… and the people grinning hideously over their canted keyboards.
Towering over them all is the Chud and he is naked posting, his small penis lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the
>ladies,
huge and pale and hairless,
like an enormous infant. He never has sex, he says. He says he'll never leave this place. He bows to the mods and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his
throat and he is a great favorite, the Chud... His fingers are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never have sex.
He posts in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is an incel, an incel. He says that he will never leave.

>>24629599
lmao, funny azz image

>>24629741
>>24629798
>>24629290 (OP)
>>24629753
>People can't read this
Maybe goosebumps is more your speed

>>24629290 (OP)
is there a good audiobook version?

>>24631650
Yes, on youtube

>>24631643
Certainly would be less pretentious, and horror season's only a couple months away anyway.

>>24631714
if you're not trolling can you give me a link? I tried reading the book once but got filtered due to being ESL

>>24631752
Here you go anon. I've also consumed the book in audio version, the guy reading it is very good and it really helps with understanding which character is speaking

Part 1
https://youtu.be/sE12km0BvRQ?si=fWzOqOUK_OROQezi

Part 2
https://youtu.be/q0Y7cHA2FSQ?si=llZpzBHNmPcrEYZa

why dey man say Judge nah fit stop dance

>>24631777
thanks, I'll try to extract the transcript with chatgpt this afternoon, as I prefer reading over audio

>>24631844
>Says he is esl and has problems reading english
>Asks for audiobook so he can listen to it
>I prefer reading over audio
are you retarded

>>24631865
he is joking. he is a jester. he is a great favorite

>>24631865
i hope he is just being a cheeky trickstergod, but I think he meant that he likes to read along while at the same time listening to the audiobook. in his own esl way.

>>24629290 (OP)
By my troth and Toth's tomb, what means this? This scroll, this tome of towering torment and tantalising triviality. A vast, vex valley of verbiage where sense is sent ah-strolling and syntax takes a holiday on the moon at twilights brim, out to lunch for eternity. And why must Hermes prod me thusly? Was it a prank? A jest of the jokeular Joyce, the Dubliner's delight, the swordsmith of the Liffey? Gawae, djit.

>>24631865
meant that chatgpt can probably produce a more legible text version of the book via the transcript than the author version, with proper punctuation and such which helps me with reading. thank you in any case

It's funny.

>>24629599
lol

>>24629290 (OP)
>why it's written like this?
making his own shortcomings, laziness in this case, societys problem, typical nigger behavior

literature for chuds

>>24629290 (OP)
It's men going into the wilderness and finding an unseemly aspect of God and taking a liking to it. Hell isn't "other people" as a cock-eyed frog put it-- other people are the Abyss that sounds out your own fallenness. Keeping things moving along keeps it hypnotic.

The black reared his head at the sight of the lubricious form of the judge's pale phallus serpentine it wandered gazing out into the world as an infant unborn and yet undesired brought into the world cold and pale and unbreathing. Its pillaric form shone brightly in the void the pillar stood mute upon the black promontory a monolith wrought in obscene geometry. The Judge took to a foul chimeric cacophany of grunting as his member penetrated serene the fistula of the niggers anus dark and unmoving in that sea of serpentine parades the Judge set to stirring up the very soul and the thrice uncottered dreams of the buck were fetched as if a pulque upon the sunborn indigo infant of the world yet unawakened in this land or any other. His breaking came forth as if unbidden into that old night the shadows long and gristled as each thrust was delivered ungouged and unrequited it's eldritch desire can be found buried deep within the hearts of men. As some titan cherubim this pale form let out a cry in the tongues not of man or beast but like to an infernal register unheard in this world since that brought forth tears from the eyes of the watchers and were rendered as stars that danced like naked pygmies upon the bastion of Babylon.The watchers members taken also in hand at their opportunity to arrive unbidden into the bastion of that forsaken womb to bring forth not a child of god but a buck rendered broken upon the firmament which would render the dreams of that infernal race delivered asunder unto the world, writhing and unformed but yet natural in the land that conjured it.

>>24629741
>>24629798
I don't understand. This is very good.

The Searchers is the better chug murdering book.

Because McCarthy is a Chad who realized that erroneous punctuation rules and "syntax" get in the way of an author telling a good story.

>>24634396
I like it too, I just thought it was notable