Thread 24633537

74 posts 102 images /lit/

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 2:30:27 AM No.24633537 >>24633590 >>24633717 >>24633734 >>24633745 >>24634574 >>24635458 >>24635489 >>24635555 >>24635746 >>24635753 >>24635757 >>24635762 >>24637063 >>24637078 >>24637132 >>24637908

ITT: Based /lit/ haircuts

Charles-Dickens-2968627624.jpg md5: 76176797... 🔍

Time to pick favorites. Which writers sport the best cut ? Balds unwelcome

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 2:38:52 AM No.24633549 >>24633734 >>24635839

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Like it or not

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 2:42:13 AM No.24633556 >>24638453

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Decimates the competition

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 2:45:31 AM No.24633564 >>24635430

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It doesn't get better than this cut

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 2:46:32 AM No.24633568 >>24635435

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Could make some improvement but isn't bald so

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 2:52:21 AM No.24633580

schelling.jpg md5: 2cfd81ea... 🔍

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 2:56:45 AM No.24633590

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>>24633537 (OP)
Travel writer Hans Staden

Pic related- the Tupinamba Indians cut a Norwood 7 looking style into their hair because it was the style worn by their mythical forefather, Meire Humane

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 2:57:07 AM No.24633592

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We are in love's land to-day;
Where shall we go?
Love, shall we start or stay,
Or sail or row?
There's many a wind and way,
And never a May but May;
We are in love's hand to-day;
Where shall we go?

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 4:15:08 AM No.24633704

Alexander_Pope_by_Michael_Dahl.jpg md5: 10979194... 🔍

Eloisa to Abelard

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 4:20:48 AM No.24633715

Vonnegut.jpg md5: a142606b... 🔍

volume

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 4:22:11 AM No.24633717 >>24635435 >>24638453

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>>24633537 (OP)
Melville

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 4:24:36 AM No.24633723

All of these suck honestly only zoomer twinks have good hair.

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 4:29:15 AM No.24633731 >>24633734 >>24638453

Arthur_Schopenhauer_by_J_Schäfer,_1859b.jpg md5: 54035e65... 🔍

>Bald people can't have cool ha-

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 4:30:24 AM No.24633734 >>24633736 >>24635504

>>24633537 (OP)
>>24633549
>>24633731
Type of aura balding men used to have

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 4:32:44 AM No.24633736 >>24633762 >>24635255 >>24637124

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>>24633734

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 4:39:04 AM No.24633745 >>24634554 >>24635255 >>24635435

Ernst_Jünger_vers_1920_(cropped).jpg md5: 23de6742... 🔍

>>24633537 (OP)
I literally just got this a few days ago and it looks great, highly recommended. Just don't be a Prussia Pro turbosperg, and crop it so it's only his head

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 4:51:33 AM No.24633762

>>24633736
This shit don't count negroe

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 5:14:17 AM No.24633798 >>24634554

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Pound

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 5:37:48 AM No.24633848 >>24634554 >>24635435

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Anonymous 8/13/2025, 2:55:03 PM No.24634554

>>24633745
>>24633798
>>24633848
Pristine gentlemen

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 3:10:03 PM No.24634574 >>24635255

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>>24633537 (OP)

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 8:49:13 PM No.24635255

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>>24633736
>>24633745
>>24634574
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Anonymous 8/13/2025, 9:04:00 PM No.24635294 >>24635717

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Anonymous 8/13/2025, 9:49:17 PM No.24635385 >>24635435

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Anonymous 8/13/2025, 10:14:26 PM No.24635430 >>24635436 >>24635721 >>24635721 >>24635793 >>24638453

1e4eff_f23b0e6b2d364585a7b0a2bab3e665ca.jpg md5: 1ca87643... 🔍

>mfw not a single mention of Beckett's fade

>>24633564
why did he have a patch of grey hair in the middle? didn't seem to be balding so i can't imagine what else it could be

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 10:15:40 PM No.24635435 >>24635439

>>24633568
>>24633717
>>24633745
>>24633848
>>24635385
These answers are correct.

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 10:15:52 PM No.24635436 >>24635793

>>24635430
my GOAT was SO fucking suave GOD I would have suck him so dry he'd have mummified and his body been preserved ten thousand years !!! i'm not even gay !!

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 10:16:42 PM No.24635437 >>24635441 >>24635723

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Anonymous 8/13/2025, 10:16:53 PM No.24635439

>>24635435
who tf made you captain of camp cocksuck, cunt

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 10:17:22 PM No.24635441

>>24635437
KEK

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 10:18:03 PM No.24635443

william empson.jpg md5: 3edd9d28... 🔍

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 10:20:17 PM No.24635453 >>24636993

MV5BYjRiZjMyOGUtOGJjZi00Y2E3LWFmOTEtYzllNmEyM2U1ODM0XkEyXkFqcGc@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_.jpg md5: 183ab6c7... 🔍

wavygaard FTW

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 10:22:06 PM No.24635458

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>>24633537 (OP)
The Gandhi deluxe haircut

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 10:31:56 PM No.24635489

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>>24633537 (OP)

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 10:33:07 PM No.24635491

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Anonymous 8/13/2025, 10:35:39 PM No.24635497

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Anonymous 8/13/2025, 10:38:35 PM No.24635504

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>>24633734
Aeschylus the trendsetter

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 10:42:22 PM No.24635516

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Anonymous 8/13/2025, 10:57:47 PM No.24635555

>>24633537 (OP)
Chud Dickens

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 11:57:02 PM No.24635717

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>>24635294
I think *sniff* you are *sniff* mistaken *tugs shirt* friend.

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 11:59:01 PM No.24635721 >>24635793

>>24635430
Holy fuck what a mistake! Those eyes ! blue eyes permanently engrained in my soul. And the hair. Masterful aging
>>24635430
Also I'm sure it's a fucked up image or low quality

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 12:00:02 AM No.24635723

>>24635437
Underrated mane

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 12:14:01 AM No.24635746

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>>24633537 (OP)
Young Whitehead.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 12:16:49 AM No.24635753

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>>24633537 (OP)
>Balds unwel-ACK

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 12:18:04 AM No.24635757

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>>24633537 (OP)

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 12:20:41 AM No.24635762

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>>24633537 (OP)
Gene Wolfe had some pretty good hair.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 12:35:13 AM No.24635793 >>24635828 >>24635851

>>24635430
>>24635436
>>24635721
Beckettbros... check out this interview he did
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hYwScABAciA

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 12:46:00 AM No.24635824

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Anonymous 8/14/2025, 12:46:54 AM No.24635828

>>24635793
He didn't speak because he was too deep in thought about BBC.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 12:53:02 AM No.24635839 >>24635851

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>>24633549
Also worth mentioning shakespeare before he got old and fat

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 12:58:31 AM No.24635851

>>24635839
Nevermind that shit.
>>24635793
Becketts lustful aura beacons me

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 3:14:41 AM No.24636061

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It's shocking that no one posted the best /lit/ hair yet.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 3:22:08 AM No.24636076

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My favourite neckbeard

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 3:25:01 AM No.24636080 >>24636083 >>24636237 >>24637130

This thread just made me realise I will never make it, not because of any of my talent or lack thereof, but because I am ugly.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 3:27:02 AM No.24636083 >>24636087

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>>24636080
you still in middle school mentality? gold is gold.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 3:29:00 AM No.24636087 >>24636090 >>24636208

>>24636083
Not one posted here is below chad lite facially, most are chads, plus white.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 3:30:45 AM No.24636090

>>24636087
so you dont have any square jawed chads in your literary pantheon? gay

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 4:48:00 AM No.24636208

>>24636087
Wilde, Wolfe and Tolstoy are normies

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 5:07:31 AM No.24636237

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>>24636080
lol

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 3:19:28 PM No.24636993 >>24637091

byron.jpg md5: 177c809f... 🔍

>>24635453
The wavy hair looks good on Kierkegaard because blonde + blue eyes + perfect germanic skull makes him look a chad.
Wavy hair + dark features looks like picrel if you're lucky (byron's isn't even natural wave) and like a Jew most of the time... it's fucking OVER.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 4:00:57 PM No.24637063 >>24637074

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