Thread 24636175

>>24636175 (OP)
Obviously. Then once all the execs see how good-looking I am, they'll throw money at an extensive marketing campaign featuring full-body portraits with me looking like a sexy but serious artist, and it will adorn the walls at every Barnes & Noble in the country.

may they burn in midwit hell

>>24636175 (OP)
God no. I'm going to sit quietly and drink a beer.

>>24636175 (OP)
pewdiepie published a book?

Is this the thread where we pretend not to be jealous? Because I am jealous. I wish it were me publishing a book and celebrating with my friends.

I will probably finish my 100k story tonight actually. Maybe I'll celebrate with whiskey and nightreign

>>24636214
anglosphere literati be like

>>24636214
You have friends?

>>24636246
yeah we retweet each other all the time

>>24636175 (OP)
yeah looks like fun

>>24636175 (OP)
They all have big boobs. What's the book about?

>>24636175 (OP)
How empty is your life that you care about who any of these people are?

>>24636268
small boobs

>>24636262
OOMFs are not real friends

>>24636175 (OP)
chick on the right looks like she goes to the same plastic surgeon as michel jackson

>>24636214
>friends
he has sex with these women op

>>24636175 (OP)
>yet leaving out the friend's name and so withholding more book attention
ouch

>>24636175 (OP)
The guy mogs them all no homo

I thought about it as a lot of my friends like the novel I'm writing and are eager to see it published, but I hate talking about writing to people who don't read or write as people kinda assume I'm just autistic, so I probably would just go out for a few drinks instead.

>>24637439
Oooh look at Mister Fancy, with his "friends"

>>24636219
>hating fatties is racist
Damn I didn’t know /fit/ could also be based.

No but maybe I'll post a thread suggesting something completely irrelevant. I may be self loathing but this dungeon is my heaven.

>>24637191
Marina is the hottest woman alive.

>>24636175 (OP)
Mine will be either published posthumously or be thrown in the trash by whoever finds my body

>>24638589
right is hotter

so how'd his book do?

>>24636175 (OP)
If you ever get invited to someone's book, podcast, newsletter, or other media "launch party," always go, even if the product itself is gay. These parties are *the* best places to meet attractive, /lit/-adjacent women.

>>24636175 (OP)
1...POWER GAP>3...MASSIVE POWER GAP>2

>>24640982
>These parties are *the* best places to meet attractive, /lit/-adjacent women

>>24636219
>book written by a black person
>it's about race

Are they capable of anything else? Is there anything else to the negroid's existence that isn't about their race?

>>24641072
What about 4, queer?

>>24641654
If they are, they certainly aren't getting published; publishers prioritise "marginalised voices writing about marginalisation," because it sells, for some reason.

>>24641654
No, and that's because white people, for centuries, have obsessed over socially fabricating and institutionalizing racial differences to the point where, if you are black, it's because white people have been telling you your whole life you are, and if you are also of the disposition of those who speak, with an authentic voice, you are forced by this situation to start by speaking about the inconsistencies of the racial dogma that has coded your entire life.

And now all the idiot, comfortable white people have stopped learning to read so they don't know what is going on, and now they are the dumb niggers, and they are mad but don't know why so they type stuff like

>Why do people even talk about race?

>>24642183
*mic drop*

>>24642183
Excellent meaningless word salad. Could easily get published.

>>24641159
One in the middle looks adjacent to pretty much everything.

>>24636175 (OP)
I know I'm self-sabotaging, but I didn't want one. I don't want to do readings/signings either. All seems too masturbatory. Didn't even put my picture in the back cover, though that seems to be going out of style anyway lately.