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Anonymous No.24640528 >>24640533 >>24640548 >>24640568 >>24640795 >>24641065
was at a uni book sale today and overheard two volunteer girls talking:
>"I'm trying to find that book The Old Man and the Sea. I think it was by Ernest someone..."
>"Hemingway?"
>"No, I don't think so. Ernest Cline, I think."
>"Oh, ok."
Anonymous No.24640533 >>24640549
>>24640528 (OP)
cool story bro
I ignore women No.24640548
>>24640528 (OP)
women ruin my day every day
Anonymous No.24640549
>>24640533
Thanks.
Anonymous No.24640568 >>24640771
>>24640528 (OP)
Based women for actually being interested in reading books and not just knowing random trivia about authors theyโ€™ve never read
Anonymous No.24640771
>>24640568
Nuclear cope
Anonymous No.24640795 >>24641304
>>24640528 (OP)
They were loudly being wrong on purpose to attract an alpha male to fuck them both senseless.
Anonymous No.24641065 >>24641087 >>24641232
>>24640528 (OP)
>Go to my local library sale
>Everyone is really quiet, browsing and filling their bags
>Enter turbo milf
>"WOW! The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes! How interesting?"
>People are visibly upset
>She says something derogatory under her breath.
Anonymous No.24641087
>>24641065
>Enter turbo milf
Did you fuck her?
Anonymous No.24641232
>>24641065
Was this written by an AI?
Anonymous No.24641251
>at the drive thru bookstore
>pretty book girl
>ask if they have My First Book
>oh no sorry we don't
>oh alright thanks anyway
>sorry we couldn't help have a nice day!
>no problem you have a good idea!
I ignore women No.24641304
>>24640795
I think you mean "fuck sense into them"