Thread 24643585

You are tasked with writing the next installment in the Harry Potter series.
It will be a proper book 8 and canonical (unlike Cursed Child).

How are you gonna do it?
Where will you take the story?

Florida bathhouse after dark

Harry’s son is sorted into Slytherin where he falls in with a crowd of kids descended from the Death Eaters… and, combined with the natural urge for teenage rebellion, is drawn deeper and deeper into the underground of the wizarding world until, when he’s 16 or so, he attempts to take Voldemort’s place and begin again his work to take over the Muggle world. Harry has to come out of retirement (so to speak) for one last auror gig… taking out his own son.

>Lord Voldemort somehow...returned
>we gotta kill him again but it'll only take one installment this time and it'll be a total deus ex machina that kills him
>I am JJ Abrams and have no fucking clue how storytelling works

All of their daughters go to a Japanese magic school and do cute things together.
I liked the early Harry Potter books the most, when they were still doing classes, buying magic wands and drinking butter beer together.

>>24643585 (OP)
>>24643585 (OP)
After the death his wife and being broke and destitute, old man Lucius malfoy gets a hold of the time travel doohickey from Azkaban and uses it to go back and save Harry’s parents thus leading to a Voldemort takeover and a war with the muggles.

When he returns to the future Draco doesn’t exist because Lucius’ wife was taken by Voldemort as a consort after he goes power mad. Lucius then enlists the help of James and Lily to steal back the time travel device from Voldemort’s vault under gringotts which is now his headquarters so that he can go back and let Voldemort kill them to reinstate the proper future he knew.

James and lily dont want to do it but the dark future version of Harry falls under Voldemort’s thrall via Imperius spell and becomes his most trusted lieutenant. Lucius uses a pensieve potion to show them that Harry was the one who defeated Voldemort in the future that was and they agree.

They enlist the rest of the marauders, using their map to plan and execute a heist -planning it in the shrieking shack. During the heist Dark Harry kills Sirius and Voldemort begins torturing the potters with cruciatus but malfoy slips away with the device using the invisibility cloak and goes back in time.

There the book ends. For the rest is history.

Screen cap so you remember I wrote it here before warner steals.

>>24643585 (OP)
Easy, Ron dies, and Harry and Hermione get awkwardly together.
Ginny gets fat and her relationship with Harry is lame, Hermione is single, hot, and cool. Both Harry and Hermione begin to think that they should have been together from the beginning, if it wasn't for that stupid retarded Ron. What the hell was Hermione thinking? That tormenting thought keeps Hermione awake at night while she drinks a bottle of wine a day. Will Harry feel the same for her? No Harry will never leave Ginny, but fate puts Hermione and Harry together again in a new dangerous adventure...

Harry meets John Constantine. Incomprehensible British slang and cigarette smoke soon intensify.

>>24643585 (OP)
Just follow the same formula as the previous seven books.
>Voldemort's back!
>again
>Piss off, Harry. He's not back. You're a cunt and you're full of shyte.
>A mystery is a foot: ______ has disappeared and _______ was "stupified," and nazi allegory like concentration camps or some shit.
>Who could be behind it all?
>oh, it's Voldemort again.
>pew pew pew wand lasers
>Voldemort escapes
>again
>Holy fuggen shyte, Harry. I'm sorry for ever doubting you. Voldemort is back and he's twice the wizard Hitler he was before. I think he even has a pussy mustache now and an armband.
>again
>the end.

>>24643959
>Someone from the good guys team dies
You missed that one

very simple, arry's wizard cop adventures around the world.

but really, if i were jk rowling i would have stuck to fantasy but done something different than potter.
Maybe something more like game of thrones, something more adult

>>24643585 (OP)
Everyone transitions.

HARRY POTTER OCCULT DETECTIVE.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occult_detective_fiction

>>24643969
Rowling should write harem fantasy. It would be hilarious to see the screeching.

>>24643585 (OP)
His story is over, and they jumped the shark with fagtastic beasts. A more mature neo-noir type story exploring the wizard underworld, ghosts/poltergeists, vampires, animagus assassins, time turners (done right), the goblin mafia etc. More use of prohibited enchanted muggle technology, dark magic rituals, hexes, jinxes and curses used more intelligently, magic drugs etc. Using polyjuice to frame someone or destroy their reputation, using liquid luck to pull off some impossible crime, and so on. You could have a lot of fun. Shame JK Rowling is an out of touch retard.

>>24643585 (OP)
Middle aged balding depressed Harry, who’s son was killed offscreen between movies, teams up with strong black woman of power to defeat racist blonde haired Voldemort fanboy. The movie will include many new magic spells that will be used only once and then never again even when certain situations could be easily avoided using any of them.

>>24643585 (OP)
modern britain has lost its charm as a setting for something like harry potter.

Dude, I only read the first book and watched the first 2 or 3 movies 10+ years ago.
I would probably just read up on the lore and use the new book to add to the magic system and world building and introduce a new area using a shonen battle anime plot template.

The year is 2030.
Harry Potter is divorced and living day to day outside of politics.
His childhood friend and Minister Hermione Granger has secretly put together a plan to destroy the Statute of Secrecy, believing that only radical action will make equality between Magical and Muggle possible.
Harry Potter and the Woman Moment is about Harry being forced to come out of retirement and take the lead in a struggle to prevent both worlds from destroying each other. On the other side of the conflict, policewoman Pajeeta Custard must work together with the retired Auror to prevent disaster.

A Muggle collaborates with a Wizard to take over the world. Unlike Voldemort, they try to subtly take over things, changing laws gradually, rearranging how the schooling system works, slowly phasing out the old guard at the ministry by hiring wizards willing to break the secret, etc....
The "heroes" won't stop them. The process will be so gradual, that by the time Harry is 70, he will be wondering why everything changed, but it's too late to do anything now. After all, he lived a comfy life, right?

>>24643933
>and drinking butter beer together.
that happened after book 4 iirc

>>24643969
>, something more adult
Just keep the theme where she makes the books more "mature" as they went on and have Harry become the Punisher incarnate by book 10 or so. By book 20, it's just going to be a 1000 page guro rape orgy.

>>24644713
>1000 page guro rape orgy.
I will now read Harry Potter

>>24644715
Yes, but it's still filled with retarded british slang.

Harry Potter buys Manchester United, leading them to renewed, everlasting glory.

>>24644722
more farfetched than magic

>>24644510
Didn't Mel Gibson made that movie some years ago?

>>24644512
It was already lost when JKR wrote the book 30 years ago. That's way she had to made up a whole magical world to escape that british hellhole, and the brits took that cope like a holy drug to keep themselves out of their already crumbling reality.

>>24644722
It's NEVER going to end. Ever. Harry's suffering is trivial shit compared to what I go through.

>>24645393
still not as many murders as the US btw

>>24643585 (OP)
I actually have a pretty cool idea but it wouldn't really fit with the boarding school format the series has.

>>24643585 (OP)
The story stays focused on Harry. He is around 40.
It's basically a detective novel set in the HP universe. He and another auror are investigating a series of obviously magical murders happening across Britain trying to understand how they all connect to one another. He would uncover some great secret, perhaps about his own family. True source of his grandfather's wealth or such.
It would include some other tropes like Harry becoming increasingly obsessed with the case, neglecting his family. I would try to mimic the atmosphere of season 1 of true detective, but set in Britain of course. Lean into the Celtic folklore, druid rituals, etc.
It would involve some body horror as well, maybe someone experimenting with creating a homunculus. I always found it boring that the greatest tool in Voldemort's arsenal is a death spell.

>>24643585 (OP)
the entire series is about Harry and Voldemort, the latter is dead and bringing him back in any form will be plain hackery so it'd be impossible for the book to be good even if I was the best writer on earth

>>24646381
Voldy's ideology isn't something they defeated in the end, so someone can just get inspired by him and take up his mantle, there are many excuses to make a new book...The thing is, does she have what it takes to make it interesting?

>>24643585 (OP)
>>24646827
She can't. She's been shunned our from his own creation. It doesn't belong to her anymore, it belongs to the corporation. Legal corporation, film corporation, media corporation, politics corporation, social corporation.
A new Harry Potter product requires certain non-negotiable features that can't be avoided and can't be meet by her anymore. Like doing funny and warm press and media presentations with the cast of the Film franchise, wich at this point are in opposite ideological camps with her.
Before doing anything at all about Harry Potter, JKR must sit on a big table with an army of lawyers where she must concede and negotiate every single shit out there in the political and media buzz world. She will have to put a trans in the team, give clear "messages" about certain topics, behave and say certain things on interviews, etc etc etc.
She won't do that, and she don't need it. Before that happen, we will know about a legal war between her and the corporate world. Finishing those eight books was HELL for her, there's no way she will go back to that same hell but ramped up to eleven this time.

>>24646877
>Like doing funny and warm press and media presentations with the cast of the Film franchise, wich at this point are in opposite ideological camps with her.
They could always make her do that with the cast form the new series, if it's successful.

>>24646348
Sounds good to me. Make it a Harry Poirot or Sherlock Potter series for all I care.

>>24643585 (OP)
like this but with Harry Potter as the teacher (add in some "I saved the world, you know?" and "I was the boy who lived"), he also has erectile dysfunction and is getting divorced: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiEq9GbDcxI

>>24643585 (OP)
Harry, who is now a wizard cop, has to revisit Hogwarts to investigate some bullshit magic mystery thing. Along the way, he meets a Gryffindor kid who is amazed to meet the legendary Harry Potter. Kid is a bullied mudblood and Harry realizes that defeating Voldemort didn't fix wizard racism, it just established that you're only allowed to be a certain amount of racist.

Whatever the bullshit mystery is turns out to have been brewing in the school since Harry's first year, and her reconnects with Ron and Hermione as part of the investigation. Hermione is a professor or something.

Eventually, he starts to realize that the inherent flaws of being a wizard cop and the wizard society in general. He, Ron, and Hermione have to balance appearing to do their jobs while secretly working to undermine the power structures of the wizarding world.

>>24643585 (OP)
The Apocalypse arrives to the Harry Potter world: monsters pour fourth from portals that open across the world. Wizards go around slaying monsters and protecting muggles until the muggles become strong enough to fight back on their own.

A big portal opens up in Scotland, spilling out untold numbers of demon. Wizards are unable to contain the demons. The risk is deemed too great and Harry sees the portal get hit by Trident nuke.

Everyone blames the wizard for it. If they hadn't hidden magic from the general public, then they could've been better prepared.

Harry has to navigate this new post-apocalyptic world while being hated for being a wizard.

>>24643585 (OP)
Ron realizes that he's into cucking, and talks Hermione into trying it. Due to her prissy self-regard and thinly veiled racism, Hermione becomes addicted to nigger cock and how degrading it is. The intense release she feels from letting go of her responsible persona to be a whore leads her to deeper and deeper depravities and she begins using illicit wizard drugs during the freak-offs, with Ron encouraging her all the way.

In parallel with this storyline, Harry's work as an Auror has him pursuing a gang of dealers, gradually working his way up the network to the source of the product. Finally, he busts a spellcrack den which the drugs are being distributed from and finds a heavily-pregnant, bimbofied, naked Hermione, permanently turned stupid from the sorcerous energy from the drugs literally zapping her brain cells. Filled with revulsion, Harry turns his shaking wand on her, willing himself to put her out of her misery, when he hears the voice of Ron, who's been watching her through a crystal ball the whole time: "No! She wanted this! We both wanted this!"

Surrounded by physical, moral and spiritual filth, contemplating how their promising lives came to this, Harry puts the wand under his own chin. The novel ends there, without resolution.

>>24649426
I like it, I like it a lot.

>>24643585 (OP)
Bump, good thread. I swear I was thinking the same prompt like 2 days ago after re reading the cursed child dogshit and came here to see a thread already here

>>24649840
So what would you change?

Books 1-3 Harry Potter takes a several years long sabbatical from being a auror to get training from the SAS, MI5, and Scotland Yard (the Uk prime minister is in contact with the wizard prime minister so this could all easily be arranged). A subplot is he has an affair with a qt muggle policewoman.

Books 4-6 potter returns to the aurors and brings all his new skills with him and proceeds to radically reform the aurors into a Tier one special operations and investigation force. There is a great deal of politicking and intrigue as potter and his allies go up against aurors against the reforms. The continuing subplot is harry divorcing Ginny and marrying qt police girl.

Books 7-8 harry and his tier one aurors attack Israel, but Qt police girl was mossad this whole time. She steals his magic powers by cutting his hair in his sleep. Harry’s eyes are put out and he is chained to the wailing wall. With the last of his strength he pulls the wall down on top of himself, qt policegirl, and the Knesset.

>>24649899
M..Miss R..Rowling?.. Big fan! An honor to have you in this humble place for subverting literature!

>>24649899
>harry and his tier one aurors attack Israel, but Qt police girl was mossad this whole time. She steals his magic powers by cutting his hair in his sleep. Harry’s eyes are put out and he is chained to the wailing wall. With the last of his strength he pulls the wall down on top of himself, qt policegirl, and the Knesset.
This doesn't seem like it would take up two full books.

>>24647832
The first three books did feel a bit Sherlock-y

Potter confronts the absurd in his daily life after divorcing his wife, culminating in a downward spiral of alcohol misuse and the struggle faced by the promise of meaningless redemption.

Unable to put his life in perspective and realising the blatant absurdity of magic - that it confers no inner meaning itself - he is forced to reconcile with the murder of his parents, friends, and loved ones in his slowly more progressive acts of self-destruction.

The final chapter is him sitting in the pub, in diagon alley that Hagrid took him into in book 1, watching as a child walks through. Through the veil of age, misery, and despair he questions the child who, hopeful, sees the same bright future harry once saw.

He breaks down staring at a moving image of his ex wife and child

>>24651134
What about Hermione?

>>24651143
Dead from cancer 10 years hence.

A chapter occurs in which Harry reconnects with Ron, in which, unable to correctly express his unjustified feelings of abandonment, realises that the past has occurred and that he has no meaningful future. The chapter ends with Harry asking Ron what it all meant, and realising that Ron has moved on with his life and that the last meaningful connection in his life is gone.

It is at this point that Harry begins to experience feelings of suicidal rage, and begins to fixate on the death of Cedric. Harry's lack of resolution to Cedric's death resurfaces as the central driver to his inner psychological descent into a mania all others around him are blind to.

He visits the grave of Hermione, who is a metaphor for the unfulfilled promise of their youth whilst drunk - defacing it with the outlawed symbol of the death eaters.

A muggle couple see him do this and call the police, at which he stares at them and then flees.

>>24643585 (OP)
I make it a buddy cop comedy about Harry's early days as an auror, he gets partnered up with a veteran who has seen it all. Not Mad-Eye but someone who's been around as long. Then they just do their jobs and Harry fucks Ginny a few times.

>>24643585 (OP)
>>How are you gonna do it?
>Where will you take the story?
I would have Harry start hallucinating Cedric-not as a comforting ghost, but as a reminder of everything he failed to prevent. The cracks in his mind start small, just flickers, until they’re impossible to ignore.

Then, at a holiday party meant to be safe, joyous, everything explodes. A bomb. Chaos. And Jenny and his kids—gone. Presumed kidnapped.

Harry snaps. The calm, principled hero is gone. He’s no longer himself. He goes off the wall, ruthless, obsessive, chasing every lead, ignoring laws, ignoring morality if it gets him closer.

And that’s when he finds Astracorp. A Muggle company making magic mainstream, corporatizing it, weaponizing it. Suddenly, the threat isn’t just Voldemort’s old shadow-it’s big money, big tech, and ancient magic.

>>24651517
This is the beginning of the plot to American Assassin

Original content on this board as per fucking usuak

>>24650663
I skipped over the part where the Auror's go head to head with and decimate the IDF and go on to brutally occupy Tel Aviv. The betrayal happens at the end of book 7 as Harry and his aurors are preparing for one last battle against the remnants of the IDF. Book 8 is Harry's torment at the hands of Mossad. The subplot is his surviving aurors evading patrols, unsuccessfully attempting to rescue Harry, and ultimately avenging him by turning the land that was once Israel into a British wizard ethnostate.

>>24651134
>>24651175
Too depressing but overall not a bad story

>>24652021
Alternate ending would be him looking into the mirror of desire, smashing pieces off and using them to slash his wrists.

As he sits dying, he sees his mother in the mirror smiling at him briefly, before she disappears. His final thoughts are of the cupboard under the stairs, and as he passes out he believes he can hear Petunia bangin to wake him up.

>>24652084
Wait, what happens with Hagrid? He would never let Harry alone and miserable.

>>24652098
Blames Harry, like everybody who recognises him, for the events of the prior books.

People who see him out in public passing by make snake noises under their breath. His house gets vandalised and he lives under the suspicion of muggles and non muggles alike

HARRY POTTER PARANORMAL TRANSGENDER EXTERMINATOR
kind of like ghostbusters before it went woke

>>24652084
>>24652123
It's too much. There has to be a spark of hope. But then you make it ambiguous whether it's vain hope or not. Make people interpret is as they want. It's good for doomers because vain hope is even worse than no hope and it's good for bloomers who want to see a light at the end of the tunnel.

>>24643585 (OP)
> make the series a prequel with those founders of hogwarts.
> make the story be about young adults becoming parents and mentors as it mirrors how Harry’s story is a child learning to become an adult and have independence and is the natural follow up in the journey of life.
> have the two males be archetypes of classical heroism, masculinity and Greek tragedy along with the two women characters being classical femininity and motherhood archetypes.
> set in the 9th British isles and they act like it. They are medieval and have medieval views on religion, roles and politics.
> make muggles a legit threat to give reason for Salazar hating them but at the same time have a good argument for why they aren’t an absolute evil for Godric to value them as equals.
> lean into the myths and cryptids of Celtic and Anglo Saxon lore (loch ness, banshees, keplies, etc) which are logical reasons as to why muggles hate magic.
> make each feel independent from the other. Hufflepuff isn’t just Godric’s Hermione and Godric isn’t just Salazar’s Ron as an example. They work together but each have their own stories and philosophies.
>in order to add something new have hogwarts be made halfway through the story. First half is showing British locations during the 9th century with magic to make so isn’t just set permanently at hogwarts and feel like a repeat of sorts along with the characters building up their legend for why people would flock to them.
> unlike the main series have more standalone villains before it leads to the conflict with Salazar. Say a vampire cult here, a muggle king there. Each serving a purpose of why muggles hate wizards and why the founders build their views differently. Say Godric is an extreme racist towards goblins or something because of a goblin antagonist.
> besides just hogwarts, to still tie back into the original series have them ether make magic used in the original, visit future locations of interest (say London has a wizard underground society that later becomes the ministry) have many of the characters ancestors be friends or students of them.
> finally make show the love they had to teach the students. Each founder displays a love to teach and take care of the next generation all in their own way. Still make them flawed but show they are mentors and people generations would want to follow.

I’m just talking off the dome but that’s my two bits.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4DHllroiqM summin lie dat

>>24652139
There's about as much hope to this idea as we need to talk about Kevin.

Him killing himself wouldn't work because his character persona centres on his inability to resolve and move beyond the events surrounding Voldemort, and his parents. He is stuck, and suicide would represent an effective conclusion that he can never be driven towards because whilst unbalanced he is not fundamentally unwell - he just lives in a world inherently devoid of meaning as individuals around him depend on the use of magic to fill their lives.

Which would mean scrapping the bit about history being rewritten and people blaming him. Perhaps part of his struggle is that he is consigned to live in the past, forgotten, as the world moves forward in all its dumb unceasing glory, which as each day passes moves further away from him.

If it does end with him in diagon alley, it must be him realising his age. Literally the only purpose of his existence would be to explore the development of other characters from their stories, as he looks in on their lives and sees in them his own shattered sense of self.

>>24646348
That sounds good, ties enough into the world with Harry but still being its own story. I also like going into myths as the original series covered that but to a friendlier angel.

>>24649116
Not bad, I always thought Rowling was planning on doing something like this with how inept the ministry is made out to be in the later books. Maybe that was just her writing but there was a green text that talked about this years back saying that what they thought it was going to be.

>>24643585 (OP)
Make a series about Eunon Blackwood, the evil hufflepuff with plant telepathy

>>24646348
I would like this but as it's own series set in universe, which is the real star. One book just seems like a random addendum. Harry's story should end with killing voldemort, he should die a hero. Come up with new protagonists and antagonists for a more mature series. Harry potter meets True detective is a perfect concept.

>>24652201
A completely new protagonist would work as well, but I think that majority of fans would be upset and would demand to see Harry.
If your protagonist is a new a character, you are either forced to make the book/s some time in the past before even Dumbledore's era or sometime in the future when Harry is dead/retired/moved on otherwise you have to include Harry in the story. It's difficult to see how Harry would not practically demand to investigate these murders

>>24653153
>The majority of fans would be upset about the expansion of their universe
Imagine being so cucked. Potter fans are literally NPCs.

>>24653155
That is so, but someone has to buy the books. And the story works either way

>>24643585 (OP)
I take the most popular fanfic with the same premise from recent years and shamelessly steal it

>Set in the far future
>Harry Potter, because he has accidentally become The Master of Death at the end of the last novel, can't die
>He's 100 years old
>He can't kill himself either, because it would mean the Elder Wand is masterless again
>Meanwhile, wizard 'progressives' want to merge the Muggle and Wizard worlds together again, with a reverse Voldemort
>Who wants Muggles to have the Elder Wand (but so that he can rule them)
>Harry Potter's grandson must find a way to solve all of this and decide whether it's worth segregating the two worlds again
>His grandson has to also find a way to kill him

>>24643609
That would be kinda cool. I feel like the idea of killing one's own children for the greater good is pretty unexplored in literature considering how simple it is.

>>24643585 (OP)
Harry is coping with a bitter divorce and being a weekend dad, while villain mcbadguy is digging up evil old mojo and putting pressure on the auror office. somehow it all ties back to hogwarts, because that's what all the readers are there for

>>24643585 (OP)
Doesn't Harry become essentially a wizard cop?

Just make a murder mystery or some globetrotting adventure. Explore a different side of the wizarding world. Imagine Harry tracking down magical beast smugglers, >>24644318 essentially what this guy said.

Make a new cast, throw in some occult conspiracy, it'll sell.

>everyone doing the "muh divorce" angle
Sad, tired, cliche. Many such cases!

>>24651553
>turning the land that was once Israel into a British wizard ethnostate.
You mean turning it into a British wizard ethnostate again?

>>24655051
Yes

shes really scraping the bottom of the barrel to ask that /here/, isnt she?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBDTTOJvS1Y
im listening to this for now a week on loop almost

he might meet Shia Lebouf (Mutt Williams (Henry Jones III))

>>24643585 (OP)
Cursed Child book version
or
Cursed Child, movie version, with original cast and director Alfonso Cuarón

>>24655051
I mean, as long as the Palestinians get fucked out of it the battle's at least half won.

>>24655684
Cursed Child play version 1 play abridgment without disgusting crap

>>24643946
Very Jewish

>>24654926
>everyone
3/80, whoaa

is there any money or fame to be made in writing potter fanfiction these days?

>>24657018
Yes, but you have a LOT of competition

>>24643935
More of a Malfoy book than a Harry Potter book but would be kino

>>24643609
there are a million of these on ao3.

>>24643842
>>24643609
boring as shit, make a new villian instead of lord moldywart

>>24657018
see
https://www.amazon.com/Harry-Potter-Cursed-Child-Parts/dp/1338216678?sr=8-1

>>24653221
Seth has you covered, as always
https://youtu.be/Pd0-vcuyJYQ?si=XD-fggbQMUD-RdL_

>>24658489
I attached my captcha but it didn't post

>>24643585 (OP)
Take it out of Hogwarts, it's entirely about Harry working as an auror and it's a noir detective story. Harry and Ginny are the only characters from the original series who play a major role in it and the villain has nothing to do with Voldemort or death eaters or slytherin or grindlewald or whatever. There's a magical serial killer in Plymouth and Harry has to hunt him down, but he learns that his progress is being impeded by a corrupt Ministry of Magic official who turns out to be the guy's father. In the final confrontation all is revealed and the official is standing between Harry and the killer, but the killer is barely even human so he kills the official and then Harry sadly disarms him and ships him off to magic jail. It ends with Harry smoking a cigar in the rain and saying something very noir, and then in the movie adaptation it'll cut to slow jazz music and the end credits.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

Does it have to be a sequel? Just make a prequel series about James, Lily, Snape, and the others during their Hogwarts years with at least half the effort of the original series and it'll print money.

hary get iwand

>>24643585 (OP)
>How are you gonna do it?
>Where will you take the story?

Snape Dad theory. Go into the cuckholding situation. Show the counterintelligence on Voldemorrt and networks in the leadup to the original novels. More Sirius as a main character. Find a way to include Muggle World occultism intruding into Wizardshit.

>>24644318
>His story is over, and they jumped the shark with fagtastic beasts. A more mature neo-noir type story exploring the wizard underworld, ghosts/poltergeists, vampires, animagus assassins, time turners (done right), the goblin mafia etc. More use of prohibited enchanted muggle technology, dark magic rituals, hexes, jinxes and curses used more intelligently, magic drugs etc. Using polyjuice to frame someone or destroy their reputation, using liquid luck to pull off some impossible crime, and so on. You could have a lot of fun. Shame JK Rowling is an out of touch retard.


Cold War. Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. Wildcard Paperclip Germans playing both sides. Moonraker it, steampunk flying machines, foo fighters ect.