Thread 24643940

Maybe this will get him to finish Winds and Dream out of pure spite. Anything to help, at this point.

>>24643940 (OP)
i hope theres a video somewhere

>fat old fuck to replace fat old fuck

fantasy slop eaters aren't bright huh

>>24643957
sanderson isn't even 50

>>24644049
I know Sanderson is shit but I don't think it is a good idea to compare a lazy retard like GRRM to Michelangelo

>>24643940 (OP)
Fat retard deserves ever bit of derision anyone gives him. Jordan only didn't finish because of cancer fatfuck has no fucking excuse.

>>24644125
as far as mid tier fantasy slop goes, gurm is, in fact, the michelangelo of it

branderson is but a dust-mite to grrim. no lyricism, myth-theme-character fractality, no weight of dialogue, and most hideous of all — no wit ! when george dies all prior decryings will rally and weep and cry 'we never knew what we had in you'. in truth the best outcome for all is to leave asoiaf unfinished. this was the world does not die in contrived conclusion. it will live on in the minds of hundreds of millions of believers. our imaginations will forever outstrip the capabilities of even the most potent craftor. george gave birth to something than himself. but this aside, the fact remains: george is simply too old, too tired, to bear the weight of writing at the power and width of dance of the dragons, which was his finest book.

>>24643940 (OP)
branderson is but a dust-mite to grrim. no lyricism, no myth-theme-character fractality, no weight of dialogue, and most hideous of all — no wit ! when george dies all prior decryers will rally and weep and cry 'we never knew what we had in you'. in truth the best outcome for all is to leave asoiaf unfinished. this way the world does not die in contrived conclusion. it will live on in the minds of hundreds of millions of believers. human imaginations will forever outstrip the capabilities of even the most potent creator. george gave birth to something than himself. but this aside, the fact remains: george is simply too old, too tired, too old to bear the weight of writing at the power and width of dance of the dragons: which was his finest book.

>>24644376
highest midget

>>24643943
it'll give him just more justification to not finish it.
it doesn't matter if 99% of your fans are caring and understanding, if 1% are assholes then they are all you think about and they become what you see your fans as.
Social media has made this worse especially with boomers or retards without the ability to properly process the internet.

>>24643940 (OP)
>>24643943
>>24644405
You guys are making two mistakes
1. Thinking that George hasn't already contemplated the notion. He has.

2. Thinking that the lack of work has anything to do with you. Nothing you can say will make him work faster. Nothing you can say will make him work slower either. Your feelings about the lack of work is not even in the equation. Because when someone is stuck in a cycle of procrastination, the only thing that can motivate them is dire need. Which George no longer has, because he's comfortable in his life.

All you accomplish by pulling stunts like this, is make yourself look like an asshole. Which you are.

>>24643940 (OP)
if i'm not mistaken this lazy fuck never even got around to explaining the differences in tax policies of the many rulers

>>24643940 (OP)
Y’know it’s rude but it’s also what people have been saying for years. George even had a spergout about this in a blog post a couple of months back (before this incident).
He can be sad or angry all he wants though, he’s the architect of the disappointment. Constant broken promises, constant sideshow projects, it’s been 10 years since he said it would be out. It’s been a lifetime since the first book. People who were young reading it had families and are looking to retire. And still you string people along as if shit is happening. “Tie me down if it’s not done by this con” he said six years ago. He had all of covid being literally locked down.

Nobody is preventing him finishing the books, nobody made him make all those fake promises/outright lies.

>>24644405
>I strung you along for decades but since you’re mad about that now I won’t do it
Haha ok.

>>24644125
GRRM has genuinely brought the genre to its highest heights. This board is full of (a) contrarians, (b) /tv/ and /pol/ posters who think bashing grrm and drooling over tolkien is le trad and based, and (c) fags who don't actually read the books being talked about.

Based. That is what's going to happen whether George wants it or not, his estate/publishers aren't going to give a fuck they'll get Brando to shit it out in two weeks and make millions.

>>24644538
yeah pretty much.
George is a boomer so therefore feels like he owes nothing to anyone which is fine but he also seems to think that people should respect and revere him in turn.

>>24644394
If Sanderson then who?
>>24644420
> Which George no longer has, because he's comfortable in his life
This is a positive side of bullying - to put him out comfort zone and make him deliver.

>>24644580
It won’t happen but Abercrombie can at least write violence. Xander is a fucking mormon there was never a chance he could finish ASOIAF. People just said it as a meme because he did WoT.

>>24643957
Give it somebody young and the first chapter will have Jon's rebirth as a troon.

>>24644580
>If Sanderson then who?
no-one. let it live forever undone.

>>24644049
If Michelangelo was fat and old and kept procrastinating, it would be a good idea.
Alternatively, the Sagrada Familia happened.

>>24644601
GRRM is far from the first artist to suffer from paralysis of expectations and too many projects.
Yeah it sucks and he should've fixed it years ago but idk why this place acts like he's some devil figure for it.

>>24644601
DAE tink GRRIM is the GAUDI of DARK PHANTASY no cappy ?

>>24644607
Because he should GET OFF HIS ASS and GET THE JOB DONE. We have the example of guys like Dickens or Faulkner, absolute machines who could churn out great works. It's entirely fair to judge a writer when they sit on a work for almost 20 years and don't produce it, because we know from history that writers and poets can and have done better in the past.

>>24644546
>GRRM has genuinely brought the genre to its highest heights

>>24643940 (OP)
GRRM should make a lateral move and write in his will that Rothfuss has to finish GoT.

Robert Anthony Salvatore should finish ASOIAF

>>24644607
Because he isn't even trying

>>24644612
>>24644639
Yeah I realise he could do better and he isn't. He could read pic related, tell HBO and any conventions to fuck off because he's busy, and actually pump out his last books.
But he's decided not to. He wants to chase two rabbits at once and catch neither. I don't like it but at the end of the day it's his life, why waste my mental energy on somebody else's poor decisions?

>>24644639
At least he's not grifting promising pages of the new book while abusing the everliving fuck of non-profit accounting to steal hundreds of thousands of dollars tax-free.

>>24644596
And black, don't forget black too.

>>24643940 (OP)
>Final Battle will be a Naruto v Sasuke tier anime battle between Jon Snow-Awakened Azor Ahai vs Night King

>>24644546
Nobody mentioned Tolkien you schizo

>>24643940 (OP)
are those morons of the highest order? there's literally nothing in common between Sanderson and GRRM other than they're both american, fat and fantasy writers. Their works are vastly different, as two works of fantasy can be. Sanderson is part of some judeo-christian schizo cult which is ultra-puritan while ASOIAF is full of blood, rape, sex, gore, nudity, profanity etc and several of its themes are surrounded and based on those

>>24643943
nothing will
it's time for people to accept that

>>24643944
There has to be, right? I tried looking, but no luck.

>>24644546
This is a Bakker board friendo.

>>24644674
>while ASOIAF is full of blood, rape, sex, gore, nudity, profanity etc
and wet poop. don't forget wet poop.

>>24646790
>and wet poop. don't forget wet poop.
https://vocaroo.com/1c8JjTuXYO6s

>>24643940 (OP)
Please con attendees let this become a trend like the time everybody flooded Charlie Kirk at Q&As with questions about the USS Liberty because the continuous non-answer and refusal to acknowledge the obvious will be hilarious.

>>24646820
>https://vocaroo.com/1c8JjTuXYO6s
now THIS is prose. man's a genius.

>>24644663
Not in this thread you disingenuous faggot, but it's in tons of threads which you'd know if you spent more than 5 minutes on this board.

>>24646856
deep breaths, chuddy

>>24646856
this board has a grrm general and about 3 grrm threads going at all times. you schizo. how many tolkien threads are up right now?

>>24646820
This scene always reminds me of a really hot ASOIAF slob fanfic I read ages ago. Main girls fattening up were Dany, Cersei, Margery, and Sansa. At one point Dany's about 400 pounds and she shits her bed and then waddles over to a huge chamber pot and fills it almost to the brim with poop.

>>24646866
>t. average grrm fan

>>24646866
You should find it and post it

>>24646876
Here you go, Anon, knock yourself out:

https://mega.nz/folder/zMtjgYzQ#Qvu6AwsQlX_kiW3K_O_9iA

>>24646885
Mother have mercy

>>24646885
>Any guilt she had once had about forgoing
a proper bathroom were kneaded out of her by facts and figures of how much bottles of her royal excretions could be sold for; superstitions had it the queen’s leavings were much like those of her dragons, and would ensure good harvests if mixed into fertilizer
kek

>>24646874
>Oh yeah I love George RR Martin
>What's your favourite book from him?
>He writes books?

>>24644125
Sanderson IS the best man for the job. Who else has experience finishing a sprawling fantasy series? Sanderson does. Bonus points for not making every old fan hate the new books.

Look at what the TV writers did. Look at what movie writers do (Star Wars). That's the average outcome you're dealing with.

Sanderson is a good teacher. He understands writing on a level other than just a writer. That's probably why Wheel of Time wasn't a complete disaster. He might be able to do it for asoiaf too.

I might've glazed him here, but he's basically the only one that has experience doing something like this.

>>24646864
Fuck yourself you disingenuous nigger. You know perfectly well what I'm talking about.

There are actually people on /lit/ who read and enjoy a Song of Ice and Fire? Didn't this board have standards once?

>>24647396
Funny how newfags like you actually know nothing about the boards they are posting on. /lit/ has had ASOIAF generals long before the tv show became a big hit, it was a massively popular book series on here prior to 2010. Then the more popular the tv show got, the less accepted it became on /lit/ to talk positively about the books.

>>24644049
This is the level of delusion you fucking morons operate on. Chat gpt could turn out something better than the fat cunt ever could.

>>24646856
That's because Tolkien actually wrote fantasy literature while the obese pig has only shat out utter diarrhoea to be lapped up by soon to extinguished strains of sub-humanity.

If you think otherwise it is because you are wrong and incapable of discerning shit from shinola.

>>24647409
>it was a massively popular book series on here prior to 2010
>prior to 2010
way to out yourself redditfag

>>24643940 (OP)
I think it's weird that anyone would desire Sanderson to finish books that they like. His churn out rate relative to quality is fine enough, but actually wanting him to work on your favourite series is insane.

>>24644394
>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up, she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew.

>>24648169
They just want the books finished and Sanderson finishes his books, it's that simple

The one great contribution of bluesky is the Star of David effect where they voluntarily identify themselves as a faggot.

>>24644394
the first three books are decent fantasy but 4 and 5 are shit and the ending of the tv show proves that gurm is incapable of tying everything together

>>24644546
"fantasy" began and ended with tolkien. gurm is a worm that can't even finish his cock and cunt smut

>>24644580
Daniel Abraham. He finished the last project George procrastinated 22 years on (Hunter's Run)

>>24648254
It's funny how even the smart libs have stayed away from BlueSky. It's not really the "left-wing" Twitter, it's just the Twitter for morons.

>>24644546
Every Malazan book is better than Storm of Swords, and I like Storm of Swords.

>>24644580
>This is a positive side of bullying - to put him out comfort zone and make him deliver.
Won't work. He'll just cut you guys off. Less social media posts. Less conventions attended. He'll stick to his supportive circle where he doesn't have to think about you.

>>24648860
That's fine.
He won't finish anyways. Better to inflict whatever suffering we can on him, and it's clear hearing about how he won't live much longer bothers him if you follow his notablog posts.

>>24644665
Sex with Emilia's feet

>>24648858
>Start reading Malazan because /sffg/ gassed it up
>"I hate mondays", said the thief
>"You're such a thief", said the wizard
>"At least I'm not barbarian", said the thief
>"Get it?! We're D&D classes! This book is D&D!", said the rogue
Yeah, so I dropped that shit after the first couple chapters.

>>24648861
And that's why you're assholes.

>>24648864
You're thinking of Wheel of Time.

>>24648870
Wheel of time doesn't do that. They make up a bunch of unique terms, so as to build their own world. The one term that sound similar to D&D stuff is "trolloc". Everything else is unique. Like what the fuck is an "Aes-Sedai"? The book could have just called them sorcerers or wizards, but instead, the author put in a *modicum* of effort to be original, and came up with a unique term.

>>24648880
>Like what the fuck is an "Aes-Sedai"? The book could have just called them sorcerers or wizards, but instead, the author put in a *modicum* of effort to be original, and came up with a unique term.
Forgive me, I forgot that "Aes-Sedai" was so much more unique than Tiste Edur or T'lan Imass.

>>24648868
Guilty as charged.
He deserves it. He is fine with the money and fame his saga got him, just not the infamy that comes with not finishing it.

>>24648896
ok, sure, Malazan has some unique terms too. But that doesn't detract from the point that everyone is announced by their class name. Wheel of Time doesn't do that. I think Mat is referred to as a rogue a few times. That's about it.

>>24648917
Retard.

>>24648945
I can't argue with your image, but I never noticed it while reading. I don't think it's as egregious as you are suggesting it to be.

>>24643940 (OP)
the balls on that autist

>>24648962
George might not live long enough to finish the books, but at least he's lived long enough for us to seem him get humiliated in public by brown troons.

>>24648992
Why do they ALL look like that, fuck. Is there a single sci-fi and fantasy autist who still has all their hair?

>>24648996
I'm a fantasy nerd with gorgeous hair. Don't lump us thick hair fantasy chads in with bald scifi nerds.

>>24647844
>>24647853
What the fuck are you even doing in this thread if you hate his writing so much?

>>24648974
>>24648992
kek

>>24644546
He exposed a bunch of midwit normies to it who to this day don't even understand his characters or world. Bro is the equivalent of Attack on Titan but for fantasy books, if anything he irreversibly fucked the genre.

>>24647138
It's kinda funny how everyone forgot the seething hatred Sanderson built among some WoT fans after he adapted it because his own fan base shouted them down.

>>24648996
I have a Conanesque mane of long black hair, just as thick and soft and shiny as when I was a teenager. I wouldn't be caught dead at a convention with a bunch of smelly bald beardbabies though

I just hope when George dies it’s not a peaceful death like going in his sleep. I hope he gets a series of strokes that leaves him bedridden for a few years before he goes to hell. He deserves to suffer for being such a FAT FAGGOT

>>24644546
Tolkien cultists are really something. Just look at them seething in replies and itt

Fucking based. I’m suprised it doesn’t happen more

>>24644655
>The night king was Jon's nakama, once

>>24650043
>equivalent of Attack on Titan but for fantasy books
Geez, it really is isn't it? Edgy trash that is able to string along retards long enough until the ending is complete shit and people only retroactively realize it was shit all along.
I wouldn't be surprised is the show ending was the intended ending for the books and it being received so badly is why he hasn't finished them.

>>24644049
George?

>>24648880
>picking Scrabble tiles out of a bag at random is "making an effort"

>>24649071
Your seething makes it all worthwhile.

>>24650336
Gurm has clearly infected you with his Tolkien obsession.
Is Tolkien in the room with you right now?

I quite liked wheel of time, don't get the issue others seem to have with it, some of the middle books are great fun. others are a boring slog.

I did read game of thrones but couldn't stomach reading any more of the soiaf books despite all the recommendations.

>>24650677
>don't get the issue others seem to have with it
>some of the middle books (...) are a boring slog

>>24650854
No I like the middle books, it's the books nearer the end that got boring.
crossroads was a slog

>>24647138
>the devout mormon with poor prose who never writes sex scenes should finish the work of a raging atheist with beautiful prose who overwhelmingly writes about sex and how religions is le bad and manipulative

I just don't get people who think because Sanderson finished WoT, he has to finish all dead author's book series. Even after the mixed feedback on his work on WoT. And Sanderson isn't the young guy in his 30's that he was when he took on WoT, he's pretty deep into writing the Cosmere now. It's no longer his purview to finish someone else's work; nor is George his hero like Robert Jordan was. Have one of gurm's proteges like Ty Franck or Daniel Abraham write it instead.

>>24651081
People are retarded. No big surprise.

>>24652663
>>24651081
Because it's a joke to sharpen the urgency.
No one expects Sandersonn to work on it, it's just convenient shorthand for people to remember another bearded epic fantasy writer who dropped off his perch before he could finish his work.

>>24644599
wouldn't it be hilarious

>>24644674
>there's literally nothing in common between Sanderson and GRRM other than they're both american, fat and fantasy writers.
It's mostly because Sanderson finished Wheel of Time.

>>24653357
Exactly.
The retards (autistic) are the people who can't grasp this.

>>24653785
>thinks the non-autistic aren't retarded by default
Why are you even here?

>>24654011
I appreciate autists but sometimes they must be put down.

>>24648992
lol

>>24648992
Gamers winning again.

>>24643940 (OP)
I want to see this happen so bad, it'd be hilarious to see Sanderson's reddit marvel writing applied to GRRM's (still reddit) hecking grimdarkerino relativist setting.

>>24643940 (OP)
I watched a video where brandon sanderson salted a cheeseburger in between each bite so I'm not holding out hope that he'll make it longer than GRRM

>>24649071
Martin is an archetypal epigone of Baby Boomer vice, and a-logging his literary and screenwriting Ponzi Scheme lolcowery is a better payoff than he'll conceive or execute on his flagship IP. The hubris of wHaT's aRaGoN's tAx pOlIcY? said everything.

>>24644049
>Mr. Michelangelo, you left 2/7ths of the ceiling totally blank and we've been waiting 15 years for you to make any progress at all, you're fired and we're hiring someone else to finish.

>>24644546
>its highest heights
An unfinished mess that has been left hanging for 15 years with no sign of progress?

>>24643940 (OP)
>look up this fag
>his latest book's cover is ai generated

>>24655190
>I watched a video where brandon sanderson salted a cheeseburger in between each bite so I'm not holding out hope that he'll make it longer than GRRM
I'm in NYC and know a good dozen women who are on Ozempic and only one is noticeably fat. The others are all either optimal weight or no more than 10lbs over and they use it for maintenance. And these are only the ones I've asked and have answered honestly (when you look like you might be judgemental (i.e. male, right-wing) but pretend to be non-judgmental (i.e. women, left-wing faggots), women are strangely eager to admit almost anything. Just don't fuck up that microsecond when the tell you first 'secret'. They will detect the tiniest flicker of disapproval in your eyes moreso than any AI. For that moment you genuinely have to BELIEVE you're not judging them or they'll know and shut down).

Point being why the FUCK doesn't a rich fat fuck get on Ozempic

>>24655837
kek, gottem

>>24655239
Flat 10%. Plus draft.

>My Mormonism? Well I agree with literally every lib position so it's something I struggle with. How can I please God when I'm also very enthusiastic about fag marriage and don't really care about any of the traditions? It's complicated.

Cultural Mormons are worse than the real ones.

>>24644049
>Mr. Michelangelo, stop eating all that fucking pizza and go fight the Foot Clan or at least finish writing that smut about April O'Neil.

>>24643940 (OP)
>gigachad instead of a gigastacey
>>24648962
>balls
it was a woman
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_iuYR6OUAqY

>>24644394
Oh my god bro, this has to be fake.

>>24647138
sanderson isn't just going to finish it, he's going to extended it, probably triple its length, pump out thousands of pages of slop for television executives, earn hundreds of millions of dollars doing it, and you WILL consume it

>>24656584
>Berserk
one of us

>>24657279
We're talking about the guy who has yet to get an adaptation of any of his works off the ground?

>>24644607
because normally competent people get over after a while. it’s been 10 and he’s a million years old.

>>24644394
This but unironically

>>24646856
Calm the fuck down unless you want a smack in the head.

>>24657281
Gooble gobble

>>24644082
he is very unhealthy. i watched his 2020 lectures and some from this year and he has become much more unhealthy. i guess he is rich enough to be treated for everything that goes wrong, but by rights, he wouldn't make 60 if he wasn't rich.

>>24646856
The fatass criticized Tolkien. The fatass is a sellout and a fraud. He is a beggar compared to Tolkien. Tolkien wrote something meaningful that actually inspired people. The slovenly fatass wrote slop garbage.

>>24643940 (OP)
Everyone focusing on the fan being a (justifiably) angry bitch and not on George being an asshole the entire panel.
Way too many people simp for a fat bearded tub of lard who can't write worth shit.