Thread 24644372

The Life of a Showgirl ed.
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>>24644372 (OP)
*taps sign*

Any trans itt?

>>24644372 (OP)
I was browsing the News app on my phone yesterday and came across an article on... Vogue? Vanity Fair? Something. Anyway, an article on the reveal of that album cover, and the article had a written description of it, and it made me realize probably my greatest weakness as a writer is my lack of ability to describe attire and appearance. I wouldn't even know where to begin if I were paid to write a short sentence describing that image, yet whoever wrote the article did a good job once I saw the image afterwards, and it made me quite envious.

I just need a bit of luck. You know like being at right place at the right time.

Give me an image to write a dumb story about bros.

There is no love here
and there is no pain

>>24644372 (OP)
Her name was Taylor
She was a show girl
But that was 40 years ago
Before AI stole the show

Music and fashion were always her passion
(She was addicted to Coke ah)
But now she's stumbled down.

Don't look up the Japanese word for crab.

>>24644372 (OP)
I would derive more pleasure from beating Taylor Swift to death than having sex with her

>>24644404
>I would derive more pleasure from beating Taylor Swift to death than having sex with her

Smoking weed.

>>24644408
Sexsklavenmeister's leather whip cracked once and echoed around the chamber. An orb of sweat formed upon my upper lip. I caught it with my tongue. Something rose beneath my filthy underclothes.
"At attention, Untermenschen!" Her voice was girl-ike and deeply carnal.
"Ja, Sexsklavenmeister!" I ran to the bars of our cell and shook with joy.
Her vast and burning eyes met mine. Her vitriol; my rapture.
"Vat is your name?"
"Eh.. Shlomo. Shlomo Goldmann, Sexsklavenmeister!"
Her eyes ran up and down my soiled body like a grater. "You are disgusting. Inside and out."
"Ja! Ja!" I rapidly stuffed my throbbing organ into my waistband.
She unlocked the cage and led me to the blood-stained pillory.
"Drop trousers."
I dropped them.
The whip threw and coiled and caught; the flash of pain was incredible. If God speaks in suffering then this must be heaven. I wasn't even Jewish.

>>24644425
Very based anon. I liked this line
>Her eyes ran up and down my soiled body like a grater.
Great description of the flagellation too, the electric pain of it. I enjoyed the detail of the bloodied pillory also

I'm going to kill yourself.

>>24644438
Why?

>>24644436
"Danke, Sexsklavenmeister!" I ejaculated.

>>24644446
You hate me.

>>24644450
*drinks*

>>24644451
Don't kill yourself because someone hates you. Live on out of spite if you must. Throwing your life away because someone hates you is just fulfilling their twisted fantasy.

>>24644461
Do you want to be boyfriend (slave)

>>24644463
Only if you are a 40+ year old women who resembles my aunt.

When was the last time you had sex, /lit/?

>>24644468
Did she ever femdom you

the irony of whites deeming something "satanic"

>>24644492
“I am the spirit that negates.
And rightly so, for all that comes to be
Deserves to perish wretchedly;
'Twere better nothing would begin.
Thus everything that that your terms, sin,
Destruction, evil represent—
That is my proper element.”

>>24644397
His name was Travis
Not on the diamond
He snatched pigskin from the air, red foam fingers everywhere...

>>24644403
You're gonna make me do it

>>24644412
This

>>24644490
No .. it's so fucked up.

>>24644492
Quiet, brown

>>24644522
boil in shit enslaved freak

today is sunday bros .. no race war please .. you can continue on monday.

AND THE HEAT GOES ON
AND THE HEAT GOES ON
AND THE HEAT GOES ON
AND THE HEAT GOES ON

>>24644380
> probably my greatest weakness as a writer is my lack of ability to describe attire and appearance
Go check out attires , expand your vocabulary and try writing essays where you describe things, spaces and people.

>>24644458
> is just fulfilling their twisted fantasy
How does one make another kill themselves?

>>24644458
Dying in peace is ten billion times more blessèd than living in spite. Westoids will never understand this.

>>24644570
> will never understand this.
Make me understand.

>>24644372 (OP)
This is more a /mu/ thing but I was thinking about it when that boomer Rick keeps harping on the fragmentation of the music biz. Gaylord is the biggest selling star in music but name recognition is fuckall compared to a medium band from the 70s-90s. There can’t be a new Michael Jackson, some kind of inescapable cultural touchstone. The Swiftie fanatics live on an isolated island.

Books have the same problem but the peak is even lower. Best selling shit currently includes romantasy titles nobody knows jack shit about outside their gooner fanbase. The “big names” tend to have started in a different era. Everyone still knows Stephen King because of previous decades of sales and adaptations. Even more niche names like a John Grisham or Tom Clancy has name recognition modern best sellers (even in airport sloppa) can’t compete with.

I think it’s partly why we keep recycling shit from about the 70s-early 00s. Movies, music, books. Same looks, ideas, even games. Stuck on repeat, sequels, legacy/spiritual sequels.
There’s a whole book trend that does only this. Julia (aka female pov 1984), James (black pov Twain), what if Shakespeare but woman pov has at least 4 books, greek myths but woman or gay have entire series. It’s like we’re waiting for a world war to shake culture out of complacency.

Taylor is top three most powerful women in history. Up there with Merkel, Van der Leyden, Thatcher, the British Queens, Catherine the Great, etc. Whoever chose her for this threads image, you have done a terrible deed.

>>24644572
tis a faustian bargain, trading spiritual death for hollow life. there are thousands of living fates worse than death. trading your qi for the poison of hate is a waking nightmare. death is beautiful, more natural than netflix, and simply the sister of birth.

>>24644372 (OP)
A teacher at my uni commented we shouldn't try to make ChatGPT write our work because he can tell their essays apart from man-made ones from the AI's use of more complicated language than real engineering students.
I'm panicking because regularly use more complicated language than my peers (I'm a little of a pompous faggot) and now I'm scared of being false flagged as AI.
I have no idea how to prevent this from happening other than making my work a nigh-unreadable post-modernist mess.
Do you guys have any advice?

>>24644643
Continue writing as you do, you fucking idiot. The difference is immediately obvious, unless you happen to write like Tumblr posts, fan-fiction, with artless em dash and rhetorical questions. Anyone with a soul can detect the presence or absence of another.

>>24644590
I think another part is simply the insane levels of output we've reached. Every field of entertainment and art has been turned inside and out for the tiniest bit of novelty, and with the advent of the internet it's all available to us at all times. It's impossible for something to make an impact in the same way it did just a few decades ago because the pace of consumption means there's no time for deeper engagement, nor for much of a meaningful community to grow around something.

>>24644668
I used to like using em dashes until ChatGPT took them from me. I choose to believe I used them like Joseph Conrad, or Nietzsche translations—like this.
I never used the rule of threes as a crutch, though. So no big loss there.

>>24644380
> article on... Vogue? Vanity Fair? Something. Anyway,

Stop this immediately

>>24644372 (OP)
I feel like my life has no meaning, and I'm struggling to find motivation to keep going.
I have ambition, but everything I try fails.
I spent 24 hours making a YouTube video, only to get 50 views.
I spent months writing a novel, only for it to be read by web-crawlers.
I released a free game, only to get 2-3 downloads.
I send 100 job applications a year and only get Chat GPT-written rejection letters, never an interview, probably didn't even get read by a human.
I have no friends, and my siblings and parents are ashamed of me because I'm a loser.
I keep telling myself if I keep going, I will eventually succeed at something, but years go by at nothing has changed.

Either way, writing this out makes me feel a bit better.

I love you all. Yes, anon. Even you.

>>24644735
You've already done what most people only qualify as dreams. A novel, a game. How many make broken promises to themselves, broken wishes about creating such. Is the act of creation not its own justification? In this world of hypersaturation, where outward, publicly mandated success is nothing more than a PR company's contrivance, do not expect a resounding reception. We must reconcile ourselves with creation for the act of creation, and ensure the art is sincere.

>>24644592
>Taylor is top three most powerful women in history
Mmm, no. She's one of the wealthiest, hands down and easiest, and she's one of the most popular, but none of it has translated to having power, just luxuriating in the trappings of power.

>>24644756
t.swift commands entire legions of teenage girls, she is their absolute potentate, far more than human, and if she tweeted that they should kill their fathers with kitchen knives, millions of middle aged men would die in a single night. it is a form of worship. these celebrities have become people's religious and mythological idols and avatars. until you meet one of her fanatics you will not understand how much power her fabricated image wields over them. it's completely fucked.

I wouldnt want to be famous person. I dont want to pretend like I care about random people nor my life be dissected.

>>24644761
But she won't. She is carefully monitored, managed, and controled; everything she has can be swiftly taken away if the need arises. She is only as relevant as a complex chain of unseen hands makes her.

Art is dead, anyway. All the classical, capital forms of western art are exhausted. Only consumer slop and refigurations remain.

>>24644590
Stuck culture. Movies come out today that could've been made in 2007, they're still making LOTR things, Harry Potter things, we'll have another 20 year of superhero movies. We still use iPhones. The Wedding Singer takes place in 1985 and came out in 1998. Imagine a blockbuster nostalgia movie released now set in 2012...

>>24644761
Really? Did you ever notice that her "power" didn't end up doing shit for election results this past fall?

Just nutted. Time to pass tf out.

>>24644590
Stuck culture. Movies come out today that could've been made in 2007, they're still making LOTR things, Harry Potter things, we'll have another 20 year of superhero movies. We still use iPhones. The Wedding Singer takes place in 1985 and came out in 1998. Imagine a blockbuster nostalgia movie released now set in 2012...

>>24644770
99% of famous figures are controlled. trump by putin's presidential manipulations in 2016 and the twenty videos of him fucking little girls kept by some sheik and rabbi in the saudi and israel. but i hear your point.

i won't argue with your art doomerism but i respectfully ask you to listen and read outside the public view. there's oceans of beautiful, sincere artists out there. there's just endless amounts of chaff. but playing into the conception that good art equates to successful art is exactly what perpetuates the spiral.

>>24644743
I don't think those are accomplishments, at this point everyone can do them.

>>24644743
>>24644735
What he's saying is. Do what you do for love of doing it, not for validation. The latter is a whimsical mistress.

>>24644761
there’s something very fifteen-year-old about that whole line of thought - it feels profound to say ‘celebrities are our gods now’ but it collapses if you look closer. & calling every celebrity a carbon-copy industry puppet is just lazy. not every celebrity functions in the same way; it’s just a neat-sounding reduction that makes the complexity of culture look simpler than it is.

I had dinner at a friend's place last night. There were seven people there. We had drinks, eat and played tabletop games till late.
I woke up this morning and I realized that I don't really care about tabletop games and we didn't strike any meaningful conversation.
Yesterday I spent a pleasant summer night with a comfortable chair, an air conditioning unit and a cold beer.

>>24644814
Well which was it

>>24644811
Well I'm not saying every celebrity or even Taylor Swift is Milli Vanilli. But their sway is widely over exaggerated.

>>24644811
well, that's because i'm fifteen. i have a pill container where i keep my lexapro, leraxopram, vyvanse, and assorted benzodiazepams; there is a rendition of lana del ray as a catholic saint inscribed upon the front.

>>24644823
that’s a long way from the ‘legions with kitchen knives’ picture you started with.

>>24644824
hey twin

a silent devotion I know you know what I mean

>>24644848
I wasn't that guy, sorry for not specifying.

hey guys .. any books for [THIS FEELING I AM FEELING + SOME BORING SHIT ABOUT MY LIFE] ? + [VISUAL BAIT]

this niggas have no interest in reading.

when the gigajanny cometh .. blood will most certainly flood the streets and storm drains of Litberg.

>>24644865
STOP FUCKING POSTING SONG LYRICS YOU UNORIGINAL VAPID PIECE OF SHIT

>>24644372 (OP)
Of her artistic endeavors it can only be said that she was a fucking hack, exactly like her grandson.

Rest in Peace, Grandma, and I hope you are in catholic heaven with all your still born children. I did not mourn you, not because I had any strong feelings toward you, but the opposite. We spent, at most, three weeks of our lives together. You simply were not in my life enough for me to feel deeply about it. Sorry for that.

>>24644886
was just checking if you were still here

>>24644893
if i die and my shitty grandson comes out with an obit like this on /lit/ of all places i swear to god

>>24644907
/lit/ probably won't exist by the time you are a grandparent. You will probably not have grandchildren, for that matter.
The point is valid though.

>>24644913
statistically i will but thanks for this weirdly literal reply to my little jibe

>>24644928
You are welcome.

>>24644931
long shot but is this the 41 year old autistic anon who posts here a lot?

While I hope my writing helps even one person or makes even one dollar, I think it's a good enough goal to write anything at all and shoot your shot at getting it in print/ebook.

>>24644944
No.

tfw anons using the meaning of words to argue over the meaning of words to decide on the meaning of words and wonder why they only manage to drive themself senile

>>24644944
Yes.

>>24644372 (OP)
i just assumed this was an AI image but she's actually whoring out for the album
based

throw the ball at the metal ring, improve at throwing the ball at the metal ring. Only the mind gets in the way

>>24644380
>shown up by ai level drivel producers
GRIM

hey pig

>>24645028
>trying to needle one of the most innocuous posters in this thread

i use based in its prototypical form. before the chud-capture.

here's my thinkpiece on ts:
if taylor swift had big knockers her female audience (ie her entire audience) would be twenty times smaller.

>>24645056
lil b

>>24645060
pure fucking facts. she's beautiful without being sexually overtly sexually threatening to her acolytes.

WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING REAL WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING TRUE

>>24644886
>>24645103
yet this guy gets away with it every thread.

>>24645108
>>24644886
I mean if it's his thoughts it's his thoughts, that's what the thread is for

>>24645108
I wish they both would jump off of a fucking cliff.

Someone asked me what I'd been reading and I said a lot, that at the moment I'm reading Pynchon's Bleeding Edge, and then they asked me what it was about and I had no clue how to describe it. "Uh, fraud and conspiracies in pre-9/11 New York?" I need to get better about talking about literature. "It's about pervasive paranoia, shadowy cabals, deadly secrets, surreptitious conspiracies, the lust for power, ennui in the modern age, and trying to find meaning in our chaotic, schizophrenic, deterritorialized postmodern age." But you can't actually say that at a family function.

>>24645115
why u so mad tho?

Is there a quick and easy way to 'de-tan' myself? I spent too much time in the sun and don't like this skin tone.

>>24645211
How do you feel about injectables?

>>24645273
Anything in the service of aesthetics. Looking good is feeling good.

>>24645278
>Looking good is feeling good.
This dogma is stupid, in reality it is the opposite: feeling good is looking good.

We should go back to dragging women into caves and forcefully impregnating them.

>>24645286
NTA but no matter how awful i feel, if i look at myself in the mirror i feel better. when i get stupid bouts of anxiety at work, i can dip and look at myself in the bathroom mirror for two minutes. there i am. healthy. tall. better looking than i remember. it's like two pints of stella to the soul. doesn’t solve anything, obviously - but it helps.

>>24645286
BASED.

>>24645307
when did we do that? pretty sure humans have always mated - like every other animal.

>>24645307
Anon, c'mon, can you not?

>>24645326
can't take him anywhere

>>24645322
>like every other animal.
Consent is a human invention.

more like Anything in the service of satan
they filled the seas with poison, the food with poison, the blood with poison, the minds, and then they act surprised when they find out everything is poisoned

>>24645332
so is gravity

>>24644372 (OP)
Not to be a bugbear but what happened between Auron McIntyre and BAP?

>>24645148
But wasn't that enough? Just say that and maybe talk about what the main character is like, and then launch into "catch the game last night?"

>>24645388
>But wasn't that enough?
Of course. My desire is more I wish I was better at making it sound both more interesting and substantial, to better delineate literary fiction. Not to appear smarter or whatever, but to non-readers, explaining fantasy books is a lot easier and comprehensible than literary fiction, and I just wanna be able to satisfactorily capture what makes the latter so important and meaningful than simply, "oh, uh, they're about life I guess...?"

vodka is such an unfriendly drink

>>24645471
angel piss blyat

>>24645474
figures the russians would like it they’re built like tractors

>>24645471
>vodka is such an unfriendly drink
Beer and wine are nice, coffee and Cacao stimulating , CBD oil relaxing and THC oil divine.
>picrel
Hegel was right.

>>24645481
thc oil is demon blood blyat

>>24645471
drinking beer atm

>>24645286
This anon is correct (you should have been wearing sun screen) but since you're okay with injections, glutathione drips are probably available at a cosmetics/lifestyle clinic near you. You can get tablets easily but the drip is going to have faster results

>>24645517
Meant to link >>24645278
>>24645211

>>24645481
obligatory that's not Hegel but Fichte post

>>24645517
getting 90% of all girls to wear sunscreen everyday (and block all their vitamin d absorption) has been such a devastating blow by the cosmetics industry

>>24645523
Thanks for fulfilling our bligations anon
Obligatory reminder Schopenhauer was pretty sure Fichte either didn't or couldn't read Kant

>>24645481
thoughts on cocaine

>>24645517
>>24645519
I thought sunscreen was just for sunburns and shit. It can actually slow down or even prevent the process of tanning when outside in the sun!? That's a gamechanger. In that case, if I start using it, wouldn't i just naturally de-tan overtime despite going out in the sun, or will that just keep me in a stasis -- ie while the sunscreen will prevent me from getting any more tanned, the sun will prevent me from de-tanning while I'm under its guise

>>24645527
>90%
Maybe on their face by accident, but very few follow through
Vitamin D absorption isn't really a problem if you have a diet that compensates, barring some select genetics groups

>>24645492
switching to spirits cos beer is so many calories

>>24645540
you simply cannot get enough vitamin d from foods

Last night, I was about to get taken on a horrible ride by death anxiety, but I pulled myself out of it by shutting the fear down altogether in one swift mental move, and the night/month was saved.
I could feel the terror growing and about to take control. It's very hard to describe, but it's a sensation so intense it drowns out every other feeling and leaves me feeling beyond afraid and depressed. First time it happened it was hell, and it lasted for months. Second time for weeks. The time before this, a couple of hours...
Nothing is solved and nothing changes: I still will die one day, but I successfully put that feeling of intense dread somewhere in my mind where it can't reach me, like shutting it inside a box.
I know this is nothing to write home about, but it surprised me a lot and I'm thinking I can do this with every other feeling in my head if I try hard enough. Acknowledge the idea and accept it, then separate the idea from the sensation, and shut the sensation off before it becomes overpowering.
The other thing I want to try this on is lust, but unlike death anxiety, I like lust. Im afraid of letting go of it, I don't know what life would be like without it.

Am I really still getting the occasional pimple on my face at 30 years old? c'mon

>>24645555
Schopenhauer said sexual passion is the kernel of the will to live.

>>24644412
In what order

>>24645534
Most sunscreens are blocking the majority of uva and uvb exposure anyways (which is what gives you deep skin damage) and will prevent tanning if you're using a high SPF
That's why low SPF exists because people wanted to tan and were willing to accept some deep skin damage twenty years out in exchange for a tan now
Your tan should decrease if you're using a sun block the same way it would decrease if you're not getting sun exposure, so long as you use it as advised (spf is how much longer you can stay in sun without burning/tanning-- eg, if you would burn or tan in 5 minutes, SPF 30 will allow you approximately 150 minutes, though you're going to have to reapply it to really get that protection because your skin still sheds and sweats and rubs against stuff, removing the protection generally within 120 mins or faster if swimming and towelling is involved)
>>24645545
You can but most people don't like sardines and mackerel and mushrooms grown with light exposure enough to do it. There's also genetic factors which allow for low levels of vitamin D without any cell differentiation or calcium absorption problems, but there are genetic factors also where even if you get full exposure to the sun you are more likely to suffer vitamin d related problems.
Tl:Dr uniform vit d levels a dumb, and you are probs not Persian enough to have problems

>>24645564
even the foods highest in vitamin d like cod liver oil might give you a few hundred to a thousand IUs vs. around 10,000 to 20,000 from ten minutes in the sun. it's not comparable, it's not even close.

>>24645564
Hmm, interesting, thank you, I might have to give this a try. I go for daily walks and I don't drive so I take the bus, and the nearest bus, the one I take all the time, is like a 15 minute walk away, and then you add the walking around in the city or wherever once I get to where I'm going, and all of this stuff starts to add up to tanning more than I'd like. I went out last night and looking at the pictures other people took featuring me, I don't care for it, I'd look so much better with a lighter skin tone is why I'm having an issue.

On the flip, missing out on the vitamin D intake would suck, and it does sound like a lot of work to apply sunscreen every time I wanna leave the house, especially because it's not the kind of thing I've ever done for any situation.

Anyway, thanks for the advice and information.

>>24645581
>vs. around 10,000 to 20,000 from ten minutes in the sun
Except that is decided by genetic factors. Further, most of the people with genetic problems with vit d absorption will have low levels even with sun exposure and medical grade supplements
Functionally, enough vit D is when you don't have cell differentiation or calcium absorption problems, which doesn't necessarily correspond to blood vit d levels.

I saw this baby in my neighborhood. I knew right then that she'll be my future wife.

>>24645541
for me it's ok, I usually walk a lot during the day, around 15,000 steps per day at least

>>24645601
Generally, depending on your latitude, 11am-4pm in summer is going to have dangerous UV levels and you should be wearing sun screen during those hours. You can get more than enough exposure as >>24645581 points out from 10 minutes where you skin is exposed to sunlight before 11am during that season
It's really unlikely you'll get problems from lack of vitamin D compared to the cancer risks of even moderate UV levels during those hours

FREUD: Hallo, everyone, hallo. Today I ask one simple question. I ask it with complete respect and sincerity. I trust you will be forthcoming with your honesty when you answer. There will be no judgement.

*Puffs pipe*

Have you, now, or ever in the past, held sexual fantasies toward your mother ?

>>24645602
>will have low levels even with sun exposure
not really, unless you're talking about rare diseases. white people need less sun than people with darker skin, but you still need the sun.
plus any food that has a large amount of vitamin d will have a correspondingly high amount of vitamin a which negates it.

>>24645617
should go without saying - our ancestors spent all day in the sun.

>>24645621
Uhh.. no.

>>24645621
i used to jackoff while wearing my mom's underwear. i was fourteen.

>>24645617
I'll add that is having your skin fully exposed on your arms and legs. Your clothes are generally about SPF 30+ for a everything above a light cotton top, so you're blocking UV exposure with those
>>24645627
It's not even rare diseases, it's entire genetic clades, and not limited to skin tone (eg a Palestinian Arab woman in full coverage clothing will have higher vit D blood levels than an Iranian woman)
>vitamin a which negates it
You mean in rat studies where the rats have a genetic disease? Yeah sure, but it's highly unlikely any given human has that

>>24645630
>Animals don't find shade or cover themselves in high SPF mud
K sure

tfw from kazakhstan

>>24645621
Yes. It's more and more common. Or perhaps people are shrimply becoming more honest.

>>24645643
if you look at the ‘blue zones’ around the world where people generally live the longest, they’re all warm, tropical climates where people spend a lot of time outdoors.

>>24645641
you need to balance your fat soluble vitamins
>entire genetic clades
in a way that makes the sun useless?

>>24645617
I'm not worried about physiological health problems from the lack of vitamin D, but rather the lack of mental health benefits I've noticed from it, from being in the sun for a little bit on a daily basis. Reduces my anxiety and depression, primarily.

>>24645659
If you're looking at blue zones, you're also looking at factors like religious beliefs and lifestyles which can conceal or mitigate other risks (eg Loma Linda in California's Adventist population doesn't have the same cancer risks because of Adventists believing there should be a complete tobacco ban)
>>24645668
>in a way that makes the sun useless?
Not useless, but also not necessarily enough to avoid cell differentiation and calcium absorption problems.
>balance
Yes, but the problem with that is there's a meme that vit d blood levels are indicative of either of those problems when it's not evidenced by those problems actually presenting. That's why you'll see caveats of "probably normal seasonal variation" above latitudes where there is midnight sun, because if there were direct causation with vit D blood levels, there would be more cases of rickets than there are

>>24645708
That's not just vit D, it's a wider variety of hormonal responses. You can get enough vit D synthesis from early morning uvb, before reaching dangerous levels of uvb from midday sun, and likewise early morning sun exposure shows better regulation of other steroids and hormone levels seems to also be correlated.

>>24645610
I was downtown yesterday and saw a model-tier cunny eating ice cream with mesmerizing piecing teal eyes and wearing a skirt revealing her youthful supple legs. She was a jawdropping beauty, and I have no doubt thousands and thousands of men will fall in love with her by the time she's out of college. She was looking right back at me in the eyes too when I came back around :3

>>24645720
Me and the barely there sunflower dress with no bra girl in the supermarket three months back

>>24644594
>you should kill yourself if someone hates you because uhhh qi and crystals and chakras and shieet

>>24645720
It was just a baby. I felt no sexual attraction to her. I meant that when she turns 18 that she'll be my wife.

>>24645726
Oh what I would have given to be her father... I also felt the primordial urge of my ancestors and beastly origins of, if we were in a previous era in a particular culture where such things were acceptable, I would have ended her family on the spot and taken her with me. But alas, she'll probably become a model and famous on social media.

>>24645720
>>24645726
>>24645741
Fucking disgusting.

>>24645745
haha trolled

>>24645745
Sorry nobody finds you hot braless

>>24645709
>believing there should be a complete tobacco ban
yeah finland is the same but somehow doesn't compare to blue zone health.

& ignoring it because severe diseases are rare is bad logic. low levels may not always cause rickets (an extreme deficiency outcome), but subclinical deficiencies like weakened bones, immune issues, poor mood(!) can still occur - as i think >>24645708 intuitively points out.
heard of seasonal affective disorder?

>>24645750
>>24645768
now i'm no 'feminista' but i will say this - all that WAS a bit disgusting. mf no one wants to hear that. why are you telling me.

>>24645787
It felt on-topic to the post I replied to. And it was on my mind.

>>24645790
alright but you're among strangers. at a certain point you might consider why are you telling me all this

>>24645775
Finland is inbred af, like people go there to study inbreeding. It's also got some specific genetic diseases which limit vit d absorption, or increase calcium absorption, or diseases which play with a lot of other factors which would make the data hard to extrapolate to other populations
Assuming that those differences from early morning sun exposure are only vit d mediated is flawed because there are other hormonal responses it generates too, which also affect bone density and mood and immunity. Anons problem could be a variety of hormones besides vit d, if it is hormonal at all

Bad vibes on this board today.

>>24645796
Post tits if you prefer we think about yours

>>24645817
Why?

>>24645808
still, funny how all the long-lived blue zone populations share abundant sun exposure despite wildly different genetics.
>bone density and mood and immunity
i think vitamin d’s role in these areas is real and well-documented

Whenever I talk to girls, I let loose.

>>24645820
alright sure i am trans but it’s cool that you’re an ally and stuff

>>24645838
Are you sexy?

ok I’m there now

>>24645829
It's well documented that vit D levels in blood have a range where it doesn't correlate to actual disease in a way that makes it useful as a independent measure of dysfunction. The level of certainty you have in them isn't backed by science to the extent you're making out, which is why there are so many broad caveats.
I know it's nice to think there is something concrete you can do, and for most people it will be relatively harmless to think so, but the improvements you're touting aren't really present when studied. There is a reason doctors are cautioned it's not a sufficient result to assume a disease state, and broadly giving it to populations can cause problems. For example, one of the most common genetic disorders, Charcot Marie Tooth disease, could have a low level of vit d but if you give the patient with high calcium levels and low vit d levels more vit d, then the calcium spike that causes leads to permanent neurological damage.

>>24645838
>Still not posting tits
Gtfo

>>24645838
fuck you for having tits I just got A cups from it

>>24645868
CMT is apparently a rare genetic edge case. rare genetic outliers don’t negate well-documented trends in the majority of people.

>>24645875
>>24645889
that was supposed to be a joke fellas i'm a big strong man

I'm like that crying autistic girl, but I'm not a girl.

THE ENTIRE FIRST FUCKING PAGE IS GENERALS FULL OF TRANNIES DELUDING THEMSELVES INTO THINKING THEY'RE WRITING "WEBNOVELS"

>>24645897
It's the most common neurological genetic disease with approx 1 in 2,500 affected. It's extremely dangerous to give blanket advice which affects 1 in 2,500 people with neurological damage.

>>24645907
1 in 2,500 is .04% which makes sun exposure safe for 99.96% of people.

>>24645906
this lil nigga doesn't know how to hide threads

>>24645915
Except sun exposure's cancer risk rates meaning in some populations your advice could lead to 1 in every 2 deaths and an immense disease burden

there's just too much information on the internet and it makes my head explode

>>24645926
humanity will only be saved if internet is destroyed

Just sort of fucked off rn

>>24645926
You're supposed to ignore it. In audio engineering, they call it noise reduction.

>>24645918
I shouldn't have to hide 3/4 of the front page once a day you faggot tranny.

>>24645920
no population with habitual outdoor living anywhere approaches that. lying in the sun is a natural behaviour that feels good - and like all such, is profoundly healthy.

also that's twice now you've started your argument with 'except...'
you might want to fix that millennial verbal tic.

just found out the bright red shampoo that cures my dandruff is made from baby blood. books for this feel ?

>>24645934
>>24645934
this lil nigga is completely retarded and blind-deaf fr kekek

>>24645942
Midday sun is definitely associated with increased skin cancer rates. The disease burden is so great that countries like Australia have road laws to limit sun exposure by drivers, where if you increase the disease burden for the country by hanging your arm out a window, you get fined like you're costing doctors' time because you are.
The majority of sun exposure people are getting that is healthy does not involve midday sun exposure, and where there is midday sun exposure, cancer rates go up to such a level that smoking is almost incidental
>notes on style
Probably a less dangerous hobby for you

>>24645951
Not human babies ?

>>24645951
The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas

>>24645962
>The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
so based but i've read it. love ursala to bits, overwrough prose and all. shame about that kid though. but.. dandruff is a real plague.. net profit of happiness, all in all, i'm thinking ..

>>24645958
comparing hanging your arm out a window to centuries of habitual outdoor living is apples vs. nuclear apples. everything works perfectly in nature.

>>24645794
Get in line, boy, I've been waiting here for hours... .. shit, can't find my parentheses now...

>>24645659
Blue zones are bullshit

>>24645972
Your idea of natural midday sun exposure isn't evidenced though, even in the animal kingdom. Most the populations you're talking about still avoid it, and where they don't, get cancer rates that go with it. Generally, historically, the healthiest people are the wealthiest and for the majority of the human race, the way to show wealth historically was to show signs you did not work outside in the midday sun

>>24645972
>everything works perfectly in nature
Sometimes "nature working perfectly" means you get cancer and die

>>24644372 (OP)
Have any Swiftieanons kept up with her last few albums? I listened to Midnights once and was supremely disappointed with what seemed to be a second watered-down retread of Folklore, but at least the idea there was noble. Skipped TTPD in part because she seems to be leaning far, far away from being 35 with grace. There was at least the plausible guise of irony but this looks like a disaster of refusal to take the Joni Mitchell route and instead driving full tilt into a delusion of still being 22, enlisting Sabrina Carpenter to stall her oncoming relevancy crisis, I‘m guessing zoomer beats and apparently dragging poor Hamlet interpretations into the mud with it. Sad.

>>24645990
right yeah brian johnson has all the answers

>>24645991
your body doesn’t intentionally create cancer to harm itself; cancer is a side effect of modern lifestyles that deviate from what our bodies evolved to handle

My grandma loves Bill Clinton's novel.

Nine Inch Nails is the best band of all time

>>24646000
You are assigning intention where none exists. And cancer was first described by Hippocrates

>>24646018
right, but evolution shaped us to handle sun, fresh air, natural diets. cancer rates only spiked when we started living unnaturally. if hippocrates observed it occasionally, he didn’t see the epidemic-level cancer we have today. a symptom of modern living, not a flaw of our bodies

>>24645997
That really doesn't follow what I said, not least because he claims to be using himself as a research subject, which suggests no answer has arrived
>>24646000
Cancer has been documented for far longer than you think

>>24646045
Evolution shaped us to be adaptable. Variety and adaptability are evolutionary strengths, while reliance on specific environments and narrow diets are evolutionary death traps

>>24646045
Go live homeless on the beach eating raw crabs like nature intended then you absolute fucking moron

>>24646063
shockingly most of human history didn’t involve small apartments, fluorescent lights, or supermarket aisles though i'm sure they're all exceedingly good for you

>>24645992
TTPD was good. I liked the vibe of a lot of the songs felt kind space western. Definitely better than midnight.

I somehow cured part of my depression today by being at work super hungover.

>>24646059
>adaptability
has it's limits - our frames can cope to an extent, but chronic disease and cancer are proof that modern lifestyles exceed what we’re designed for. primitive tribes didn't know autism, ebola or aids until medical evangelists gave them vaccines

>>24646048
for 95% of human history, humans weren’t wealthy, and the vast majority were outdoors all day. agriculture came around just yesterday in terms of human history.

almost everybody nowadays has cancer cells. it's just the way your cells adapt to an unnatural lifestyle
>Cancer has been
in rare cases, n’est-ce pas?

>>24646099
Our struggles turn inward when outward strife is absent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7i_qI_gEko

What's the meaning of these lyrics?
>Beethoven, give me something to do
>Beethoven, I'll get all sloppy for you
>Beethoven, I'll do anything you want
>Beethoven, Beethoven
>Beethoven, give me something to do
>Beethoven, put me to use
>Beethoven, I want you, only you will do

>>24644372 (OP)
This is the first and only time that this woman has ever looked appealing to me in any manner whatsoever. I've often thought in the past that she was ugly and a bit uncanny looking to be perfectly honest.

>>24646100
Anon, ebola and AIDs are bushmeat diseases which existed long before we had means to transport them. Chronic diseases can sometimes be tied to modern lifestyles, but if you go back to when we were still in Africa, your ebola risk was the same or higher.
>>24646107
>has cancer cells
Anon, apoptosis, your lymphatic system and other cancer regulation in humans has not significantly evolved in anyway. What we have now is treatments for cancers which used run their course far more devastatingly commonly. The unnatural use of radiotherapy and chemotherapy, along with basic vaccines for things like small pox and tetanus and polio etc, are what allow you to have a life expectancy usually only seen by the extraordinarily well fed and cuddled in previous generations.

>>24646146
Lol coddled*

>>24646146
> Anon, (x2)
another millennial pause … a bad habit.

so your point is that humans evolved perfectly for unhealthy, indoor, processed-lifestyle living, and only medicine keeps us alive?
TYPE

>>24646146
>Anon, (x2)
another millennial pause, ... bad habit.

so your point is that humans evolved perfectly for unhealthy, indoor, processed-lifestyle living, and only medicine keeps us alive?

>>24646181
No, that would be a gross misconstruction of my point and if you can't see how, then you have no ability to be intellectually honest with yourself

>>24646186
then clarify your point, because what you literally said reads exactly like that

>>24645211
It's over you are a big now shoulda thought about it before

if eating the same monoculture food every day and toiling in the sun all day is good for you then all these underdeveloped parts of south asia must just have super healthy people, but whenever i see pictures of illiterate subsistence farmers from south asia, they don't look particularly healthy, not to mention half of them have rickets.

>>24646191
>humans evolved perfectly for unhealthy, indoor, processed-lifestyle living, and only medicine keeps us alive
Okay anon, where did I say any of that? Because I didn't, and the fact you read it that way means you had a motivation to read it that way. None of that was my point, and I cannot tell you why you felt the need to misconstrue it as such because the reasoning for why you thought that was what someone was saying to you comes from within you.

>>24646191
So this is what zoomcuck illiteracy looks like.

>>24646191
You're being retarded on purpose, stop it

Nine inch nails is the worst band ever. Bunch of skinny puppy rip-off

>>24646210
Skinny Puppy sucks. NIN just sounds better than most other industrial bands

>>24646215
nin is ruined by the cringe lyrics they have like 100 songs maybe five aren't cringe

>>24646218
It's a genre full of cringe lol what are you talking about

>>24646205
>basic vaccines for things like small pox and tetanus and polio etc, are what allow
>have a life expectancy usually only seen by the extraordinarily well fed and cuddled in previous generations.
didn't you frame your argument in a way that implied humans are inherently better off in modern indoor, processed-lifestyle living and only survive because of medicine

>>24646209
>You're being retarded on purpose
can i get back to you on that

>>24646222
oh ya i suppose nin outperforms other bands like kmfdm which must have like 500 songs they put out a new album with 15 songs every 2 years for decades, meanwhile there good songs consist of juke joint jezebel and like one other one, or atari teenage riot which doesn't have that many songs but only has one good one that zingzingzungzungaaaa running running running whatever song and it's remix can get credit for another half a song, oh or how about my life with thrill kill cult, that "i live for drugs" song is good but that's it. so yeah, nin has a cringe to not-cringe ratio that actually outperforms for the genre, u right damn

>>24646225
Small pox vaccines are so old if you had an indoor lifestyle, you were insanely wealthy and the most processed food you had was sugar if you were in the right country . The modern indoor processed food lifestyle you're speaking of is centuries beyond that. Industrialisation had not fully taken hold, and trains were yet to be invented.

>>24646238
I should also mention if you were in the right country to get four pounds of sugar a year at the time, that is compared to approx 150 pounds in modern life

I swear I'm not gay but every now and then a sudden wave of intense horny will overcome me and I'll fantasize about getting plapped for 20-60 minutes before it goes away.

>>24646238
Listen man we can all agree that eating nothing but microwave dinners is bad for you but acting like cancer didn't exist until 100 years ago is just fucking stupid

>>24646244
do you realize you don't HAVE to eat shitty junk food?

>>24646248
Apparently anon thinks differently and that if you think chemo was a net good, then you are pro microwaved cellulose with added fire retardants
>>24646254
I think most people do, but anon seems to think you think vaccines were good then you have to think junk food is great lol

>>24646257
vaccines have diminishing returns, small pox was a banger goes it's double stand dna, also polio another big success, but trying to make vaccines for shit that's single strand rna and mutates every six month is just a waste of everyone's time

What is your favorite band, /lit/?

>>24646263
That's a different issue. Preventing lockjaw from tetanus is a real banger too.
There are other issues with vaccines besides the dubious effectiveness of some, but the majority of them are absolutely knocking it out of the park in terms of effect, even the ones that involved ethically dubious testing and development

>>24646215
Skinny puppy's bites album mogs nin entire discography

>>24646269
Disinblud

>>24646269
if by band it has to have an electric guitar then probably gum it's by some guy from tame impala, not counting obv classics like led zeppelin of course

>>24646269
I really like The Angelic Process. Shame about what happened though.

>>24646257
>>24646263
Right, but my point isn't that a few people centuries ago were living a fully modern lifestyle - I'm phoneposting now from BST but - it's that human physiology evolved for outdoor living and natural diets, not for today's sedentary, indoor, ultra-processed environment. Medicine and industrialisation merely let us survive in ways our bodies weren't originally optimised for

>>24646278
wtf

>>24646293
Outdoor living =/= midday sun exposure. In modern life in countries that have highly processed meals and all the other trappings of modern living, there are still siesta periods and other mechanisms (like fucking huge hats) which have been maintained since before modern life, because lack of midday sun exposure's effects was also obvious to our ancestors

How much money would it take to get you to agree to do gay shit? Hundreds of dollars? Thousands? Millions? Would you do it for free under the right conditions? How much would you charge to go all the way?

>>24646269
Coil mainly because their versatility

>>24646298
and that’s why evolution didn’t design us for sunless offices and sugar-heavy diets

>>24646293
that's why people do stuff like work out and buy organic food. you act like everyone is some fat tard on a couch in ohio slamming hohos, and for those that do choose to live that way, free country, idc.

>>24646307
It also never had us work in midday sun except in penal systems which were designed to kill the convict.

>>24646293
>wt*
What?

>>24646307
there are places in northern europe where there's like 2 hours of sunlight a day for months

>>24646307
ok so go up on the roof on your lunch break and lay in the sun, see how your face looks in 15 years

>>24646312
Organic food is kind of a PR thing. It doesn't mean the food is more nutritious and often means the soil quality is poor and being eroded by cash cropping. Food quality is much more than "organic" and generally nutrient dense foods are simply the least processed.

>>24646320
yes i used "organic" as short hand for not eating processed garbage, there i wrote it out for you since you decided to be an autistic pedant

btw i can tell ur fat

>>24646335
Organic being shorthand for you to mean non processed means you're being sold a pup

>>24646341
ok fatty

>>24646343
26" waist at my fattest, and not even a manlet, sorry fatty dumdum

>>24646347
no one that pedantic about food is thin, cool story tho, tell us more about all natural food after u slam the next bucket of popeyes

>>24646320
How would you know what the soil quality of any given farm is? You people are so confident about shit you couldn't possibly know anything about

tfw i return to this backnforth and people are talking abt being 26" waist at their biggest ...
a woman's weight.

>>24646347
>he not only knows his waist measurement, but has enough data to know what it was at his fattest
Gay

>>24646347
post tummy :3

>>24646355
it's a fat chick, i have never been nitpicked and nagged about food like that by anything but an obese female. it's like they think they are getting over on an athletic person by nitpicking their food choices and it's like nope sorry you're still morbidly obese.

>>24646353
>No no you could totally get fat eating whole foods
Anon, you have no idea what volume of food you have to eat to get 2,500kcal in whole foods prepared with minimum processing. There is a reason why dirty bulking is popular because you are eating all the time if you do it clean.
>>24646354
You can tell by Kenya being an organic farming hub and its cash cropping and soil erosion problems

>>24646361
You get a lot of food from Kenya?

I'm morbidly obese, but you don't hear me complaining.

>>24646360
yeah hate to say it but it weighs up

>>24646368
Nah, I don't buy it if it's from Kenya unless I get really bad cravings for butternut squash. If you look at country of origin on most organic foods, you're not seeing places with crop rotation or good soil practices. You can also tell by taste because flavonoids are reduced by poorer soil quality even if it's not a country wide problem with its country of origin
>>24646360
Kek, you're really mad I eat healthy and know how hard it is to gain weight on a healthy diet, and I suspect it's because you don't live that lifestyle you are pretending to promote

>>24646386
NTA but a bit of a sad reply

>>24646391
Feel sad about the anon who thinks he's athletic without knowing how hard a clean maintenance, let alone bulk, diet is because of volume

>>24646400
yep sure do

>anon reminding me to eat that yoghurt
Thanks /fit/bros

any girls in this thread ? i would like to ask a mundane, casual question.

>>24646416
They never tell us what their boobs taste like

>>24645558
Simultaneously.

>>24646416
yes scott pilgrim but also envy adams & also tyvm

>>24646421
thank you bunny.

>>24646416
Yeah. Ask away.

>>24646425
any time

>>24646427
how are you cookie ?

>>24646427
uhhhh... uhhhh... *runs away*

>>24646428
how are you, my sphinx ?

>>24646353
>no one that pedantic about food is thin
>Tell me you've never been to the gym without telling me
I'm surprised nobody's asked what his stack is even if he's going to deny it but maybe I'm on /fit/ too much

I used to be a pedo, but now I'm into ~30-year-old women.

>>24646445
...because they have kids?

>>24646444
yeah.. you just are. only gay guys r into that stuff

>>24646427
Opinions on pegging?

>>24646457
Idk what you're trying to say to me anon, but it's mostly straight guys taking steroids afaik

>>24646457
Not really. A lot of guys who go to the gym and use social media believe having a good physique will make them attractive to women and that they need roids to build that physique. Point #2 isn't true (though it definitely takes longer without gear than with) and point #1 is always up for debate.
Gay dudes might go to the gym to stare at other dudes or to build a physique that other dudes might like but I'm not gay so idk what their real thought process is.

>>24646462
one cycle when you're 19(?)
but most people over 6' i think don't feel the need

>>24646471
not exactly my point.
it's really only gay dudes who want to look at big muscles, etc. think girls just like tall strong looking boys who they can talk to

>>24646458
I have no opinion on it.

>>24646471
>they need roids to build that physique
It's not just for women. Bigorexia is a competitive thing, like how women compete against other women in anorexia, so a lot of guys who are straight but doing steroids claim it's for women, but really it's about "more is always more" mindsets, so when women start looking at them like they're roided out freaks, they keep going
>>24646477
If you're in sports or performance it's way more common, again b/c it's a competition thing. PEDs are almost always about competitive edge at the heart of it, so even the bits that hide under aesthetics have names like looksmaxxing
That said the only steroids Ive taken have been injury related, so I can't guarantee those are the major reasons for taking them
Adding that some people use steroids for weight loss not just gaining, so some people on them don't plan to look like Arnie in his heyday at full pump at all, they just don't want to give up cheeseburgers. A lot of those are migrating to ozempic tho

>>24646448
No, I'm no longer attracted to children. I was attracted to them 20 years ago.

>>24645211
aspirin

>>24646504
fella i train MMA and graduated a pathetic english lit BA last year ... ie... i work doors since last summer.
the only gay enough ppl to be in the 'steroid for weight loss' game are 30+ types who recently lost a fair amount of their income from p4k and vice going under..

>>24646548
>He knows no varbies
Sad for you bro

>>24646550
tfw I never went to a gym post-2019 so I never met a varbie

>>24646550
>>24646575
What the fuck is a varbie

>>24646575
?? Anavar is really old bro, women have been using it for decades

>>24646584
It's a woman-- barbie-- using steroids-- anavar-- to build a muscle woman physique, hence varbie

>>24646586
yeah not the women I talk to (did I mention I’m tallish and not ugly)

>>24646597
kek it prob has more to do with the type of gym you went to, MMA fags are more okay with ringworm than most women

>>24646604
meaning?
prob has more to do with weight classes if we’re both being honest

Can I eat without immediately exploding my anus afterwards?

I decided to become gay for my brother to feel included in our small village.

>>24646637
FREUD: Hmm.. *puffs pipe*

& rice
& lentils
& hot sauce
is wut
im thinkin bout
rn

>>24646618
meaning places with fewer women wash their mats less

I'm just like Wednesday.

>>24646675
I like girls without any joy...

>>24644729
kek

>>24646678
I'm not girl. I'm like a male version of Wednesday.

Coccyx <--

Neck, circumference - 35 centimeters
Elbow, width - 7 centimeters
Knee, height - 12 centimeters
Ankle, circumference - 23 centimeters
Foot, length - 26 centimeters
Wrist, circumference - 17 centimeters
Index finger, length - 8 centimeters
Shoulder, width - 45 centimeters
Hip, circumference - 92 centimeters
Calf, circumference - 34 centimeters
Thigh, circumference - 58 centimeters
Waist, circumference - 78 centimeters
Chest, circumference - 92 centimeters
Bicep, circumference - 30 centimeters
Abdomen, length - 15 centimeters
Penis, soft - 5 centimeters
Penis, hard - 11 centimeters

NEW >>24646750

>>24646738
In case you're drunkposting, this is /lit/ not /fit/

>>24645533
>thoughts on cocaine
AWESOME. I wanna try opium too tho.

>>24644403
kani?