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Anonymous No.24653926 >>24654091 >>24654632 >>24654972 >>24655666
What do you do once you've finished writing a novel?
Anonymous No.24653930 >>24655150
Never show it to anyone
Anonymous No.24653935
smash several reams of well-read BPD punani then kill yourself.
Anonymous No.24654005 >>24655150
if you're me, spend weeks doing minor edits you convinced yourself are necessary but actually only serve to delay sending out queries, while also experiencing unprecedentedly bad mental symptoms presumably due to a deep fear of change and/or rejection. i am losing my shit here a little, is what i'm saying
Anonymous No.24654016 >>24654091
Get 50 copies printed on your own money and start slipping copies on library shelves. Put a sticker on the spine, something like "this isn't part of the collection; steal this book." Ez.
Anonymous No.24654091
>>24653926 (OP)
holy cow that is my mom on the left
>also
write another book
>>24654016
this is a good idea too kek
Anonymous No.24654632
>>24653926 (OP)
is this the 'joy division' or how where those three khazarian queens, three proud daughters of Cion captured in this third reich's postcard?
Anonymous No.24654972
>>24653926 (OP)
Come up with the name of the novel.
Anonymous No.24655142
it's time for advertising through domestic terrorism
Anonymous No.24655150 >>24655156
>>24653930
this
>>24654005
also this, before finally destroying it and going to bed in shame at what a failure i am
Anonymous No.24655156 >>24655162
>>24655150
Unironically, treating your novel like a mandala is probably the best thing you can do to unleash your creativity and saying something worth saying.

Guerilla distribution is sweet and you should do it, though.
Anonymous No.24655162 >>24655394 >>24655405
>>24655156
I'm not brown like you. I will be published in the New Yorker one day.
Anonymous No.24655394
>>24655162
>I will be published in the New Yorker one day.
being jewish will aid you in your endeavor
Anonymous No.24655405
>>24655162
>I'm not brown like you
This decidedly means you will NOT be published in the New Yorker
Anonymous No.24655666
>>24653926 (OP)
>What do you do
Ideally, them.