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>>24660571 (OP)
I don’t usually have energy drinks, but I enjoy the occasional Monster Energy Mango Loco Punch.

Tell me about your fetish.

I just want a casual friend simulator that isn't completely retarded or boring. I don't expect any genius thoughts but this constant whining about muh dick is incredibly boring and retarded.

>>24660607
eating out a 20 year old pussy

>>24660607
Human eroticism would be much impoverished if we lacked the tickling sensation. Tracing your fingers along the contours of a lover's body, making them moan and squirm. Delicious mixture of pleasure and pain.

>>24660601
https://youtu.be/im3bEuaSvxI

>>24660607
In this world there are lolis and there are grannies, but there are no lolibabas. It's fucked up, if you ask me.

People fall in love in mysterious ways

>>24660607
When the diaper is full and the toddler pussy is rank with shit.

>>24660607
Women getting beheaded.

>>24660607
Cannibalism. Bougie cannibalism, like gourmand cannibalism.

>>24660571 (OP)
I am thinking about heaving bosoms
>>24658929

>>24660782
Why not heaving balls?

>>24660779
u gay?

>>24660786
Gay with your dad.

>>24660785
because I am a hetero male

Somehow, Charmin Ultra Strong has made six equal twenty-four...

BUCKET LIST

I. ATTEND BHUTANESE MIDNIGHT MEDITACION
II. ATTAIN FIRST FOUR JHANA
III. TRY HEROIN
IV. IMPRESS APOLLO WITH PROSE
V. DIE BY ELECTRICITY

>>24660781
would you be the muncher or munchee

>>24660607
Child and elderly rape

tfw from kazahstan

>>24660817
Oh my god. That makes me psychotic, the goddamned toilet paper math. Every time I do the conversions it just fills me with blood thirst that cannot be quenched. No, two ply doesnt count as two rolls. It's one. Same with a double sized roll, that's one fucking roll. The goddamned cardboard tube determines the roll, not the marketing, not a nasa scientists, not a goddamned occult faggot sacrificing a goat penis to the gods of marketing. One roll is one cardboard tube.

>>24660607
Penis-in-vagina missionary sex for the sole purpose of conceiving children.

I’m just kidding, but really I have no consistent paraphilias. For instance, I’m not an “armpit guy” but on rare occasions, with the right woman, I can find them erotically charged. Same goes for any given body part, scenario, costume, whatever. My libido operates on what the kids are calling a “vibe level.”

>>24660826
Muncher. Happy to share. Happy to cook. Happy to prep. Unrelated, listen to some lyrics for my favorite song:

"I've had one desire since I was born
To see my body ripped and torn
To see my flesh devoured before my eyes
Only for you I volunteer as a human sacrifice

Carve me up, slice me apart
Suck my guts and lick my heart
Chop me up, I like to be hurt
Drink my marrow and blood for dessert."

>>24660607
Anal prolapse

>>24660833
Im glad know im not alone in this anon

>>24660837
I find it a little annoying that expressing sexual appreciation for some particular body part brackets you as one particular kind of fetishist. I've been excited by necks, hands, knees, feet, ears, noses. It all crackles with eroticism and beauty...

Nine Inch Nails is the best band of all time

>>24660832
what are uzbeks like

>>24660615
Are you the guy who posted that thread about ticking in the literary canon?

>>24660607
Child rape

>>24660607
When the diaper is full and the toddler pussy is rank with shit.

>>24660864
Yes

>>24660607
Anal prolapse

>>24660284
I have never, which makes it more intriguing

I am 29 and currently in the only relationship I've ever been in but it's gone pretty sour and I know that I am in love with another woman, the only problem is that she also is in a relationship. I'm so uninitiated in this kind of normie drama stuff but have somehow found myself embroiled in it. Think I'm probably just going to stay with my girlfriend until I can find a good time to break away and forget that this other woman ever existed, I don't have it in me to be a philanderer. The only problem is that this other woman keeps coming by my place of work and other places I frequent as much as she possibly can, she keeps running into me and my girlfriend in public places and inserting herself into the situation. Can't tell if that makes her a good woman or crazy, I've never felt so desired before though. Really in a pickle and I've never been the kind of guy to act on my feelings, this is 4chan after all.

>>24660607
Have sex with girls who ask my fetishes

>>24660786
>>24660804
what got deleted?

>>24660615
I am especially ticklish on my stomach, so much so that I warn lovers about it. Nonetheless, some go for it, and get a (quite unintentional!) spasmodic punch to the face.

>>24660904
>Think I'm probably just going to stay with my girlfriend until I can find a good time to break away

If your relationship has soured and you’re in love with someone else, then you owe it to your current girlfriend to be honest about that and end the relationship now. Biding your time and allowing her to unwittingly live a lie just because it’s more convenient for you is despicable. The idea of believing your partner loves and cares for you while in reality they’re secretly resenting you and obsessing over another woman is profoundly depressing.

>>24660913
Some annoying degenerate got banned. A bunch of his posts were deleted from the previous thread too.

>>24660706
Okay, Ed Sheeran.

>>24660844
>Happy to cook. Happy to prep.
have you given how that would go much thought

>>24660913
My post of an image of a dog puking, and the other post I said that I'm gay for his dad.

>>24660863
I dunno I'm not uzbek

>>24660933
I already did, she just refused and I went limp. I also don't know where I'd go if I didn't live with her, spent a couple of weeks on a friend's couch. When I expressed to her what had gone wrong 3 or 4 months ago she just got extremely belligerent with me and when I attempted to stay at my friend's for a little bit to give us some space she told me that we were done. Somehow I ended up coming back and she's trying to behave differently but my heart isn't in it or at least I don't think it is, I've been so numb lately. It's a somewhat miserable situation, I have a suspicion that woman is waiting for me to break up with her to then break up with her partner but that doesn't sit right with me. Am I really in love with a person that could behave in such a way? Am I behaving in the same way? The entire situation has become so muddled and the time alone that I needed to parse through it, I didn't get so I've chosen inaction instead of any action like I usually do. Maybe any action is better at this point. What kind of woman accepts you when you tell her that you feel love for another and then tries even harder to love you? I'd probably do the same thing.

>>24660913
Actually in the second post I asked the anon what about heaving balls. They all got deleted because I mentioned something illegal which is funny because other anons mention murder and cannibalism but never get banned. It's only this one illegal thing that gets you a ban.

Can someone explain what 'girl next door' actually denotes? I've seen some people use it to describe girls who have a more innocent look yet others for girls who have the disposition of an unrealized succubus, and they can't both be right.

For example, was talking about Tom Cruise's love partners, and one suggested Katie Holmes as a girl next door, and another suggested his current partner, Ana de Armas, as the quintessential girl next door. Who is right? What does it actually mean?

im in constant war to maintain energy and focus to do basic human activity and im losing

>>24661021
Have you considered getting amphetamines prescribed by a medical professional

>>24660917
That’s why you need to be tied down first anon

I'm hesitant to self diagnose, but I think there is a better than likely chance I have Asperger's Syndrome. It would explain a lot about me, but I feel ambivalent about it. I should despair, but I just don't have the capacity

>>24660957
Yup. Practically? Impossible. Legally? Impossible, I'd have to kill someone or the meat wouldnt be cured right or shitty quality, and I'm a desecrator, not a murderer. Arwin Mewes? Impossible, unless they are extremely reclusive and no one notices they're missing pieces. Left over parts from surgery? Maybe, but autophagey doesnt have the same schwing and the meat wont be pretty enough for me.

To be honest I have a whole elaborate flavour profile to work with. Spices, prep methods, cooking techniques; I'd make it beautiful. But it's impractical. Wont ever happen. And even if it did, when I'm standing in front of a drained carcass strung up like a pig in my garage, trimming the skin and the fat with a big bucket of entrails, I'd be questioning my life's decisions rather thoroughly. Now if there was a quasi legal ordering service to get a human tenderloin with some FDAA quality control things and various grading criteria, sure. But that wont ever exist. And there is very little content to work with.

>>24661016
It means youthful, attainable, vivacious, and with low upkeep. A natural beauty who isnt primped and preened (though they obviously are) that you can imagine inviting you over to play vids before she goes off to college and transforms into a jaded harlot. Nubile, optimistic, and more demure than not, but still gorgeous and a tad infantilized.

>>24660615
I think there's a tickle torture involving salt on a victim's feet and a goat to lick it

>>24661048
Thank you. So more Katie Holmes than Ana de Armas then.

>>24660832
>tfw from kazahstan

>>24660971
do you not go out

>>24661063
Yes, though neither are archetypal.

>>24660993
KYS you disgusting nonce.

>>24661112
I'm not a nonce. I'm a troll.

>>24661043
you could try monkeys in cameroon or something that's probably pretty close, i bet it tastes like chicken. but that would be in some mud hut and its probably gonna be hot and disgusting.

All the vivid hue of it has dried, and the painter collecting his wage remarks upon the work for what it now is; such as she looked at me in leaving, and ill possessed of wit by fresh imprint of a master's mark did I realise too late what it was to be: a mural of deceit.

So fine the blotch and faithful her unseen hand onto that wall transcribed, as if more by memory, that I felt all relief fade and conceived only dimly the shape of her design - as if each stroke by time were plotted and cherished, that first from last mattered not save completion, itself pure reason's crime.

To know their art is as a subject to their scheme, and as every instrument must by form play some part in this orchestra of folly, so wields them this godhead to their planned ends.

I got a business doing websites. When my friends need some code, who do they call? I do HTML for them all... well, that's until I get some clients.

>>24660993
Hey, dont talk shit.

>>24661133
Yeah no, that's gross. I can just imagine the sweaty sour bushmeat full of larva and parasites, sitting in the sun. Yarf. But no, people dont taste like chicken pork in a sweet sauce or glaze is approximately the same thing, so I've heard. I watched the interview with that japanese cannibal guy a few times, and first of all, that kind of assault is just gauche, and second, I eat really well. The quality of the feast would need to be extremely high to make me feel complete, and I'd rather the dream remain prestine than fuck it up in reality.

>>24661135
Is this just a really convoluted way of saying that your girl lied to you?

>>24661155
>Hey, dont talk shit.
Well my posts keep getting deleted.

I seriously resent how specialized education is becoming. I just want to study the humanities and then get an office job, not have to do like "office studies" first, of whatever technic certification they are asking for now. We can have a generally educated workforce and electorate, not hyper specialized autists with no wider perspective or appreciation of human values

>>24660615
I’m extremely ticklish, like annoyingly so. If someone so much as touches my lower back I’ll squirm uncontrollably.

I don't have the privacy of lament, and if I were to commit suicide it would just be a final act of parody devoid of all meaning like every other in this life; there can be no meaning in contemporary society except where it is purchased from the cultural oblivion of exchange and rendered as a product of experience to be consumed. The modern infatuation and desire men display online from their isolation is a sustained product of this particular type of alienation, whereby they are denied what is conferred to them as a privilege in regards to their own emotional being.

I just want to write and am being swallowed by fantasies in order to cope with the dire reality of a life I have all but rejected and which offers me no hope. When most contemplate suicide they do so from the deprivation of joy, and those who attempt it have reached a point in their misery where it is considered far better to end their suffering than allow it to continue; I have attempted it in the past.

Now, when I think of suicide, I confront it with the banality of having to put on my shoes or flushing the toilet; it would just be another act for which I see no purpose.

What is the point? I know the implications of this statement, life is absurd. But to have fallen completely out of the slipstream of the daily preoccupations and concerns most carry with them from the time they are a child to their grave - that which keeps them sane - what am I to do. I have become an empty vessel looking on at what is essentially a circus act, full of clowns who take seriously their role having forgotten their own reflection.

Vesti La Giubba

>>24661164
>study the humanities
You know you can do that without going to college right?

>>24660571 (OP)
Tourist boomers in front of me dropped $500 on groceries for the weekend. Fresh produce, elaborate bullshit, tons of healthy food. I waited behind them for 20 minutes as they checked out. They used 14 coupons and saved $8. I bought 5 peach hard arizona iced teas, a bag of tositos, and taco dip. Seven items, $23. I was grateful I could afford it. But the cashier was super nice. She was my wife's coworker at her nursing home and I introduced myself, explained that we recently got married, and sent my wife her positive vibes.

Death is a mystery for which we must prepare ourselves with the same sense of submission and humility we once learned to prepare ourselves for life.

Not feeling that ancient dread of death makes you feel real tough until you realize that it's because you have nothing to fear losing to the devourer of aeons. It is only when you have something to lose that you truly fear ephemerality, and it is only when you are afraid to the marrow of your bones that you are truly alive.

>>24661262
Christ you're fucking retarded

>>24661155
sounds like a pipe dream yeah something tells me a usda dead human industry would bring a financial incentive that is bad for society overall. maybe just stick to tying up lathering your partner in honey and stuffing their holes with fruit

>>24661262
Gay.

>>24661268
Also gay.

Death is inevitable and you have minimal control over it. Accept it as a possibility. Fight, love, taste, smell, run, bleed and sleep. Do it all. Do it again. And again. Piss in the wind to say you did it, and as the spray covers you, savour the breeze on your balls, but dont fear the ammonia; you can always habe a shower. Dont live in a dreary world of ennui and metaphysics, or a gilded tomb of treasures you can never touch. Pick a flower. That flower is now dead, but in the last gasps it has, enjoy it for what it is and what it was at once.

>>24661284
I have often wondered whether the only true question of life is that of the question of death and the ways one goes about it. Every act one makes is either an affirmation or a denial of that which is inevitable and that which goes hand in hand with the inevitable.

>>24661296
Nah, not my vibe. I could have died. Probably should have died, and I have dead friends. I've seen people die. Every day is a gift, and whether I'm jerking off drunk on my couch, or outside walking my dog and smelling the cedar and shit, I never think about death at all. When the situation escalates, and death seems imminemt, I dont worry about it. I accept the possibility with open arms, and I hope my death is beautiful. It's the only one I'll ever get, and I'm already on borrowed time.

Family members keep complimenting my looks but that doesn't mean anything to me. I need a compliment from a girl, I've never in my life gotten one before.

Sometimes years pass within a single moment, sometimes years pass without a single moment.

>>24661321
And sometimes years have so many moments it feels recursive.

Nothing in my life has culminated into something greater. A never ending cycle of humiliation, retreat, and starting new. I'm almost 40 years old now, and I feel like I couldn't have done things more wrong if I tried to. I don't know how to keep living, or why I should care about anything at all when it all amounts to nothing.

>>24661334
Nothing's something

>>24661334
Greater than what? And you sure could have. The internet is pretty much a repository for "more wrong" than whatever you've done. Surely it's not as bad as pretending to be suicidal to solicit nudes from a girl desperately in love with you, but in a different country, then selling those nudes to her friend, but getting snitched out and have her successfully kill herself after her brother saw them in the friend's phone then told their parents, who subsequently kicked her out onto the street.

I am a painter on the canvas that is language.

When I looked at porn, I fantasized about being dominated by women. Once I quit, I fantasized about dominating them. This too is vanity and striving after wind.

>>24661346
>Surely it's not as bad as pretending to be suicidal to solicit nudes from a girl desperately in love with you, but in a different country, then selling those nudes to her friend, but getting snitched out and have her successfully kill herself after her brother saw them in the friend's phone then told their parents, who subsequently kicked her out onto the street.

If you actually did this, kill yourself.

>>24661366
2004 was a wild time. There are things way worse than death anon.

>>24661346
I don't mean greater like some grand thing but just a sort of cumulative success. A simple example is like having employment as a result of education. Nothing has been additive. Its not like some foundation I've been building on, but a series of holes I've dug myself in and out of over and over.

>>24661372
>tfw spent most of 2004 on mushrooms looking at trees and grass and playing cards
It was a good year, but I concur with anon, you're a shit person

>>24661386
Come to think of it, that might only just crack the top 5 worst things I've ever done. Have a great night anon, I'm going to go smoke cigarettes in my dark, spider filled shed and drink 12 shots of bottom shelf vodka in a 2L of "tropical mix" for $7.

Women are not cruel. They are just true to their nature. Cruelty implies a deliberateness which is not granted to women by nature. This is why cruelty committed by men carries so much more weight than cruelty committed by women.

>>24661262
I'm practising for my next reincarnation as a devi

>>24660607
I am an ancient djinn. I have nothing to do, but I am horny. My only hobby is finding slightly retarded autistic girls who are getting into wicca and "magick" on the internet, and subtly altering reality in their path so that they discover certain tomes and grimoires which are entirely fabricated by me. I then convince them that they've successfully summoned me as a demon after they perform a ritual. I feed their ego, making them think they're powerful witches, however all the powers I offer them are thinly veiled versions of my own fetishes. For example, I "give" them the power to shrink and mind control their enemies, but it's really just because I have giantess and hypnosis fetishes and I want to see them shrink and hypnotize people. Whenever they ask me why I won't give them other powers, I bullshit them about the hierarchy of the daemonic astral spheres and so on. Also whenever they shrink or mind control someone it's really just me in disguise.

it's been 4 years since you moved on. there is something interesting that I cannot quite describe in words about this situation. the most accurate statement would be that I feel so strong now. merely thinking of you caused me so many griefs before, but now I take great joy in imagining you.

gone are the days where someone would mention you and a knot would form in my heart and I'd feel physical pain.

I feel like a new man. I dug up some old pictures of us, and even put one on my fridge. we were so young. I was handsome and you were so cute. yesterday I was vacuuming my small apartment and an old memory struck me. classes were ending and you were waiting for me behind that gate. you were all sweaty, because you just had sports class. you ran to me and hugged me and I kissed your forehead. I recall you calling me a dumb giant and leaning over for a kiss. right before we kissed I licked my lips and I tasted a tinge of salt on my lips.

I think I phased out a little when I recalled that, because I was immediately transported to another memory. the one where we were doing nothing at your home and you suddenly felt the urge to kiss me everywhere and make me yours. I think I liked that. your crazy moments. you were like a dog having the zoomies and it cracked me up. what was so wrong with you, huh?

anyways. I love you, even if you don't care and think I don't care about you. cya

At the moment of my death, the entire universe will cease to exist with me. "The captain goes down with the ship".

>>24661445
Hey universe captian, can you get me a nice used honda civic? Preferably 2019 but not picky if it's in good condition.

>>24661450
Why is my ship talking to me? I need to take my meds.

>>24661451
Bitch, none ride for free

>>24661443
You forgot a couple capitalizations. I won't hold it against you. I make mistakes sometimes too. Anyway, it's good to hear that you're joyous. My hope is that you continue to have joy in your life because it makes me happy knowing that others are happy. As a fellow man, I know the pain that women bring.

I ain't got that kinda paper.

I have edged over the last three days. I need to stop.

>>24661054
They depict this in Der abenteuerliche Simplicissimus Teutsch

>>24661430
Very funny post

>>24661675
Don't doubt anon's djinn powers, he may be a 45 y/o virgin

Several months ago I was feeling bored and wanted something mindless to do, so I downloaded one of my favorite TV shows onto my PC and watched through it. Great, right? But ever since then, I've spent at minimum a couple hours almost everyday since putting on that show and watching it while I eat or to relax or in the background while half-browsing my phone. What a waste of fuckin' time. I should delete it, huh? I wish I spent that time reading instead. Hell, even spending that time watching new YouTube videos would be more productive because at least that'd still be new knowledge and content. Instead I'm watching the same characters in the same dramatic plotlines recite the same written lines over and over and over. I've got nothing against rewatching TV shows and rereading books. In fact, I think it's essential for one's favorites. But we're getting up to my 30th or 40th rewatch, this isn't, to use my mother's favorite word, productive. Somethings gotta' give. Help!

>this is what normgroids really think
Grim

>>24661695
I've seen way too many people on another site posting AI slop, and in their defense arguing, "so long as the ideas are my own, it makes no different if I wrote it!" Christ. How do these people not get it.

If you're a writer, you will write a lot of unoriginal work before you write something original. And the time and effort expended on that unoriginal work isn't wasted; on the contrary, I would suggest that it is precisely what enables you to eventually create something original. The hours spent choosing the right word and rearranging sentences to better follow one another are what teach you how meaning is conveyed by prose. Having students write essays isn't merely a way to test their grasp of the material; it gives them experience in articulating their thoughts. If students never have to write essays that we have all read before, they will never gain the skills needed to write something that we have never read. And it's not the case that, once you have ceased to be a student, you can safely use the template that a large language model provides. The struggle to express your thoughts doesn't disappear once you graduate--it can take place every time you start drafting a new piece. Sometimes it's only in the process of writing that you discover your original ideas. Some might say that the output of large language models doesn't look all that different from a human writer's first draft, but, again, I think this is a superficial resemblance. Your first draft isn't an unoriginal idea expressed clearly; it's an original idea expressed poorly, and it is accompanied by your amorphous dissatisfaction, your awareness of the distance between what it says and what you want it to say. That's what directs you during rewriting, and that's one of the things lacking when you start with text generated by an A.I.

My Amazon package is 10 stops away.

>>24661745
I want an Amazon with a package, if you get me. A gigantic woman with a gigantic cock in case you don't get me

should i shitpost friday night away on 4chan, watch a movie, or play overwatch

>>24661756
How about you read a book huh retard?

>>24661443
Posts like this always make me so sad, because I know that no man will ever love me like this.

>>24661768
That is a young man reminiscing about one of his first relationships, all puppy dog love early relationships are like that.

>>24661768
Why won't a man love you like that? Are you too ugly?

>>24660817
I swear eventually they'll just sell one gigantic roll that equals 48 regular rolls or some shit.

>>24661779
Rude, namefag

>>24661768
dude instead of meeting dudes on casual sites like grindr go do gay stuff like fashion events, bodybuilding, reading, etc. i'm sure you'll find a lover easily assuming you are hot

>>24660571 (OP)
Not sure why it is but I'm the most social of my family, even moreso than my dad, but especially when it comes to neighbors. I don't even have to think about it or make an effort as such. I suppose I remember others a little better than they remember themselves.

>>24661759
i think i'm just gonna get in bed and listen to audiobooks

>>24661840
Very based, anon. Personally I really like listening to an audiobook while having a weed sesh.

What's the best version of this song?
https://youtu.be/n6P0SitRwy8
https://youtu.be/8vZxDNC9EQs
https://youtu.be/F9pwGlgQz2E
https://youtu.be/gpRwKrYRpi0

>>24661756
Watch tetsuo iron man with me so I can pretend to have friends while I drink beers in bed.

>>24660571 (OP)
>>24661891
>Muh thread splitting!!!!!
You are the one who split. Re/turn to 9gag.

>>24660862
Reznor is the best mario enemy

>>24661445
Why did you write the Book of Mormon?

>>24661899
Threadsplitter's dementia, stage 2: every anon is the same anon they originally feuded with in the Great Threadsplitting War

>>24661915
Don't make me announce sage and report in my own thread and blame it on u!!!

I listen to an absurd amount of Nirvana.

>>24661929
Do u like Live and Loud?

>>24661430
This reminds me of the time I recognized catnip growing in a massive suburban easement the house of a sister was adjacent to. Pretty amazing site from a botanical point of view, Her big fat cat of course appreciated the find.

>>24661695
>chatgpt KNOWS
God gave man gnosis. Man gave God GPT.

>>24661886
nirvana seemed good in the 90s but it's one of those bands that i have not gone back and listened to even with nostalgia. i still like filter tho even tho they aren't hip enough to even be reviewed by pitchfork lol

>>24661915
Hey, you read the thing I wrote, but applied it shittier. Neat.

>>24660607
Make your own thread.

>>24661940
Brother Anon is just a little shell shocked, he thought he was back in oldfag times. SHYGD make fun.

>>24661886
>>>/mu/127488511

>>24661957
did kurt cobaine get a chin job? his chin looks kinda michael jackson

>>24660601
Hold on while I spill soda on my covfeefe

>>24661899
>>24654886 is still up

>>24660613
>>24660615
>>24660624
>>24660785
>>24660779
At what point does this convo become NSFW?

>>24661953
Oh man, dont get me started about threadwars on other boards. The long and the short of it? A dude got doxxed so hard people knew he could never see his kids again and that he lived with his mom, but he was friends with a janny or two in a gay discord, and it turned into a deluge of threadwar fuckery. We're talking rangebans, IRC complaints, I think the shitter responsible moved after 500lbs of boxes showed up at his moms house from USPS every day for a month. Like veitnam flashbacks, ho boy. That's when I gave up making OPs for generals completely; someone else's problem. But that's not what happened here, some dork got pruned, the thread bumped, and a ctrl+f got people confused.

>>24661977
I only made >>24661884 to shill the Book of Mormon theory that it is from ancient Africans. Did not see uu

Dead I am the geek
Piping Sandy Cheeks
Patty on the slab
At the Krusty Krab
Flip, so the patties don't burn
So the krab isn't mad
On the back of my
SPATULA

>>24661980
I'm reminiscing about another board a relatively long time ago, no worries friend.

>>24661985
I still saged and reported u to the fbi

>>24661988
Wouldnt be the first time, and sage hasnt worked since noko was relevant.

>>24660571 (OP)
There's no episode in all of literature that compares to the death/apotheosis of Homunculus in Faust II. As a reflection on the nature of ecstasy, it's the most accurate I know.

>>24661997
>>24661997
Hold 4 parsley rosemary cumin

>>24662000
>>24662001

>>24661999
>Faust
Translation? Can only read English rn

>>24662009
>translation begging
The first one, of note, and, use your brain. Unless it is over 400 years old. Or super complex. Hmmm

>>24661262
>>24661268
>>24661271
A trilogy.

>>24661886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi3QmAmrG6M

My new current thing is when I get anxious, I yelp out the word, "scream!" in a high, singy pitch. It's been happening about seven times a day or so lately.

>>24662039
When I get anxious, I compulsively do work or clean. If that doesnt fix it I hit the heavy bag. If that doesnt fix it I pound nails into some stray wood. If that doesnt fix it I smoke a cigar in my backyard. If that doesnt work? Moody car drive listening to electronic music and a slice of rhubarb pie. And FINALLY if that doesnt work, I have a beer in the shower and cry for a bit. Usually perks me right up.

Sometimes I think the racism against Indians may as well be some sort of divine justice against their use of the caste system.

>>24662043
>thyme

>>24662044
Dont get me started. Racism against indians is karmic justice; nothing more, and entirely self inflicted ad nauseum.

>>24662043
I like it. Thank you. My mother thinks I should try to get on benzos (xanax, kpins) but I don't wanna go that route quite yet. Hopefully I can get over it naturally.

>>24662048
Karmic justice, yeah that's the word I was going to use but it slipped my mind.

>>24662048
Have you read the
>>24656729

man why the fuck jannies allow this garbage thread
thank you for raping the archives you blog posting subhumans

>>24662060
Hoes mad x20.

>>24662060
It's useful as a containment thread. That aside, I like it as a high IQ miscellaneous thread.

>>24661891
>Don't thread split, it has caused them to get banned by mods before
A ban is a concession they can't refute you.

>>24662066
That's obviously a false flag in an attempt to get the threads banned. Clever. And now that I've said this, other hates will make the same attempt. Blast!

>>24662063
>>>/r9k/
>>>/int/
>>>/b/
>>>/trash/

>>24662065
this thread is also raping the actual board engagement. if some anon has a tiny thought about some book or philosophy he will post it here rather than making a separate thread.

>>24662074
>tiny thought
Use your big brain if you have it. Otherwise, lurk moar r/eddit

>>24662074
>if some anon has a tiny thought about some book or philosophy he will post it here rather than making a separate thread.
That's a fair criticism, and why whenever I see people make posts about books in this thread, I encourage them to make an actual thread instead.

>>24662078
This thread should be deleted.

>>24662075
shut up blog posting faggot.

>>24662078
that's not enough

MODS you need to bans this trash thread once again.

>>24662069
It's okay anon, with your good looks and my autistic shitposting, we can fight the faggots for eternity. Or until it becomes apparent we need a brief break from a suicide charge, and we'll move to /wsg/ or the poetry general then post about the same shit framed as a character study.

>>24662083
>It's okay anon, with your good looks
wtf how did you know it was me

>>24662083
>poetry general
Did someone declare poetry general?
In the Beginning how the Heav'ns and Earth/Rose out of Chaos: or if Sion Hill
Delight thee more, and Siloa's brook that flow'd/Fast, by the Oracle of God, I thence
Invoke thy aid to my advent'rous Song,/That with no middle flight intends to soar
Above th'Aonian Mount, while it pursues/Things unattempted yet in Prose or Rhyme:
Sing Heav'nly Muse, that on the secret top/Of Oreb, or of Sinai, didst inspire
That Shepherd, who first taught the chosen Seed,/Of Man's First disobedience, and the Fruit
Of that Forbidden Tree, whose mortal taste/Brought Death into the World, and all our woe,
With loss of Eden, till one greater Man/Restore us, and regain the blissful Seat.
And chiefly Thou O Spirit, that dost prefer/Before all Temples th'upright heart and pure,
Instruct me, for Thou know'st; Thou from the first/Wast present, and with mighty wings outspread
Dove-like sat'st brooding on the vast Abyss/And mad'st it pregnant: What in me is dark
Illumine, what is low raise and support;/That to the heigth of this great Argument
I may assert Eternal Providence,/And justify the ways of God to men.

>>24662082
>>24662075
>>24662074
Do you need help using the archive? It's upsetting seeing an anon debase himself like this on a friday night. What are you looking for?

>>24662088
>O
should be Oh, like Ω

>>24662089
>calling me based
& redpilled.

>>24662091
>>24662093
STFU

>>24662086
By smell alone.

>>24662088
Here's one I wrote. Kind of a song, kind of a poem:

Wife left, dog left, tesla drove away.

I may not be a great man,
I may be a sack of shit,
I may even be at the country fair
where the biggest pigs dun sit,
and although I am a bastard,
I never thought my dick would win;
turns out I’m my own worst enemy
when liquored up with gin.

My wife done left me,
she ran off in the night,
I came home to an empty house
and ate dinner by candle light.
My wife done left me,
but I couldn’t let it slow me down.
So I got back up and dusted off;
found a smile in the frown.

I spent the next week drinking,
because what’s a dumbass to do,
when his homecooked meals are far away
and all he’s got is cold drive-through.
I redecorated with liquor bottles
like they were going out of style
and cuttin’ grass can kiss my ass;
they’ll call it the hairy uncut mile.

My dog done left me,
lost in the tall grass,
I chased the pup for seven days
and only found my dumb ass.
My dog done left me,
I probably should take the hint,
but liquor’s sweet as candy,
and I’m too fat to sprint.

The last week was quite a doozy,
and I resolved to find a fix,
but ambition is a sultry brandy,
and the devil’s brew comes in six.
I slaughtered through the laughter
and drank until I spewed
then drank some more, because why not,
I’ve already been screwed.

My Tesla left me,
drove off through the field.
Alone and broke with just a rope,
life’s lemons had been peeled.
My Tesla left me,
I really should have paid the bill,
but I was too lachrymose
from this months ghosts,
and spent it all on swill.

>>24662089
Oh you are so fucking cool faggot, it's wholesome friday night and you're chilling and blog posting in on /lit/, so fucking cool man. Shut up failed normalfaggot.

Not only you're polluting archives you're also hindering board engagement.

>>24662088
I once brought Paradise Lost on a flight to Wisconsin, fully intending to read it the entire time, and instead I ended up talking to the girls seated on both sides of me for the whole flight. Oh to be young and attractive again. Good times. One of them spilt coffee on the cover and to show I was as carefree spirit, while she was trying to apologize I just ripped it off and said, "see, no biggie" since it doesn't contain any of the actual text.

>>24662095
>lost in the tall grass
Right in the feels.

>>24662097
U can't force read PL
That intro version I've seen is an edit to make it more like the Bible

>>24662096
I was being honest. I will help you if you need to find something. I can insult you in iambic pentameter with internal rhyme if you'd prefer? There's no need to sperg out.

>>24662098
Yup. My lawn is shit and I'm mad about it. Next years problem.

>>24662088
>in the beginning
So what, it's scripture

>>24662103
Are you a janny? You sure do sound like one. I hope Hiro increases your pay.

Uh oh! Melty!

>>24662106
>He doesn't know

>>24662115
>>24655555

>>24662119
Respect the art.

Why has using the web browser on my phone lately been so sluggish and laggy? Fuckin' Apple. I swear they do this on purpose.

>>24662121
Phenomenal.

>>24660571 (OP)
jews are white: whites are suicidal

>4chan will refuse to pay daily UK fines, its lawyer tells BBC

oh shit. incoming blocked access and required VPN use in the UK?

>>24662106
Alright, insults it is. Looser rhythm and rhyme but whatever.

Your petulance would be pertinent,
if your vocabulary matched your ire;
my lexicon is legendary,
and your audacity make me smile.
You seek to scold a stranger,
but the flaw is in your scope
because the danger is imminent
and you're just a misanthrope.
I'm the Burroughs on a bender.
Like Saturn, I devour my sons.
You're a just tender gender blender,
and your faggotry? Metric tons.
I'm the ergot Milton manifests,
I'm the bawdy bard of brass,
and you better try your damndest
because your ego's made of glass.
So let me stick my chin before you,
your fists are far from fierce,
and as I ratchet down the thumb,
your anus seems pre-peirced.

>>24662140
Damn, thumbscrews autocorrected. It's aight for midnight.

>>24662142

>Metric

>>24662142
>ai
I s that who you got to write your song?
youtube.com/watch?v=vfBmYfnjLho

>>24662145
It is the only way to measure faggotry after all.

>>24662148
Oh my we got a real inspector

>>24662140
Shut up you crunchy clown

https://youtube.com/watch/WVpzcDnc4RU
Islam is scary.

>>24661242
God loves you

>>24662157
Ahmadis have a right to believe

>>24662161
They insist others don't have the right to disrespect Islam, however.

>>24662163
Their ego's made of glass

>>24662157
If you do not accept the Koran then why should they bother attempting to accept the Bible?

>>24662166
But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed. As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.

the world is suspending shipping parcels to the US

impeach NOW

>>24662169
>preach against the Word of god: be accursed
Don't preach against the word of God, fair warning.

>>24662147
>>24662155
Classic. No anon, I'm a poet. Let me ratchet up the vulgarity from "snide" to "boorish".

You're calling me a "crunchy clown",
and your alliteration strikes true;
i turned your smile to a frown
and now only footballs can be poo'd.
I stretched you like some spandex,
my cock wore you like some spanx,
and posted it to yandex,
so the russians could give thanks.
Ai is some faggotry,
a subject you're well versed,
and tightness would be fantasy;
let's get your bootyhole a hearse.
My gorgonzola cockmeat
brings rapture in it's wake,
I turned you into mincemeat,
my personal milkshake.

>>24662180
i Imagined u were joking when you said that you were not
sb129 4 life

Fat bellies are so sexy. I love a nice, soft belly on a woman. A big one, that big jutting swell, that soft enormous slope in the middle of her. It's incredibly erotic to me. I think I find bellies as erotic as tits and asses at this point.

Talking to a goil.

>>24662198
I'm a hips and thigh guy.

>>24662200
You got this! Quick, be sure to complement her... apendages? Oh god, do they have those? Talk about her abdomen and feet in detail. No, dont do that. But be sure to use the phrasw "moist vulva". Yeah. Whew.

>>24661929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B0GCQUba1c

>>24662202
Nvm she just told me she has a fiancee and that she's poly. What a waste of time.

>>24662206
Yuck. Poor guy(s).

>>24660443

>American lit

>>24662208
Yeah. I asked her if she was looking for a relationship (I had met her on a dating app but yeah) and she told me she was only looking for male friends but that she wasn't straight so her bf let her on these apps so she could sleep with girls. I immediately ghosted her cause that's fucked.

>>24662210
>Didn't even read

>>24662198
Are you that same anon who writes the fat fetish erotica pastebins?

>>24662256
Yes.

>>24662270
Your writing sucks.

I am constantly pleased and delighted that that man is president.

Release the shit demons!

>>24660607
Futa. Dont know why. Pp never goes up when looking at guys.

>>24662256
It's definitely also the same anon who made some long ass post a few months back about how he hates himself for wanting to fatten up a woman until she dies.

>>24662281
kek, that's actually not me, there must be a different fatfag on here who's way more self-loathing than I am.

The opposite of employment is independence.

I got an email that a library book is due. However, it's gonna be 101F degrees tomorrow, so I'm stuck at home. Damn.

Thats it. If I lose weight and nothing changes, Im roping myself.

I say these every morning: Be more confident in your thoughts and ideas. Don't doubt yourself any longer. Stick with those great ideas you know and discuss them. Avoid the traps of skepticism and suspicion. Your intuition is better than what those wild philosophers say. You're sane and free.

>>24662327
Ramadan is your friend.

What do we do with the tyrant Donald Trump? Any ideas?

>>24662337
nice try, fed

>>24661808
I’m not a man.

>>24662358
sis instead of meeting dudes on casual sites like tinder go do het stuff like machining, knitting, critiques of pure reason, etc. i'm sure you'll find a husband easily assuming you are a decent human being

>>24662358
Dont delude yourself

>>24662371
>>24662368
Don’t you idiots ever get sick of posting the same banal repetitive troll responses?

>>24662373
No. Bon mots is how a culture forms. Your majesty is like a stream of bat's piss.

>>24662378
You've never had an original, sincere, or meaningful thought in your life.

>>24660832
Do you hate women?

>>24662368
>>24662371
>>24662378
Leave her alone, dude. Back off.

>>24662404
hope she sees this bro

>>24662404
Hope xhe reads it

>>24662403
I hatefuck 'em

>>24661176
Location?

And I have felt
A presence that disturbs me with the joy
Of elevated thoughts; a sense sublime
Of something far more deeply interfused,
Whose dwelling is the light of setting suns,
And the round ocean and the living air,
And the blue sky, and in the mind of man:
A motion and a spirit, that impels
All thinking things, all objects of all thought,
And rolls through all things.

ugh I'm so ugly and old now, why live

>>24660615
>>24661054

>>24662462
Life is more than vanity, I suppose.

>>24662471
vanity? good looks grants you thinks in life. people treat you different, you get access to flirting and sleeping with a higher tier of women. that's what i'm upset about losing out on

fuck shit up and start a riot

Idea: go back in time and kill Karl Marx's mother before he can be born.

>>24662513
bourgeoise SCUM

>>24662542
We used to shoot commies like you in the fucking head.

Should executions be advertised or be carried out in the shadows? Which way is less lilely to cause discontent among the population? Ia it better to arrest someone in daylight or to disappear someone quietly?

>>24662592
Executions should be public and erotic. Nude. With torture.

>take an extra stinky shit
>think why it’s so stinky
>remember the bologna i had
>remember that i have more in the fridge
Having a bologna sandwich for breakfast

Right now the stars are bad, but I'm going to ask her out on Wednesday. I don't care about being her friend, I have feelings for her and I want her to know. The friendzone is not a place I want to stay. If she says yes, great; if she says no, I'll conclude this chapter, knowing I at least tried. You miss every shot you don't take, as they say.

>>24662459
>And I have felt
>A presence that disturbs me with the joy of elevated thoughts
>a sense sublime of something far more deeply interfused
>Whose dwelling is the light of setting suns,
>And the round ocean and the living air,
>And the blue sky, and in the mind of man:
>A motion and a spirit, that impels all thinking things,
>All objects of all thought,
>And rolls through all things.

>>24662299
I don't know what to tell you Anon
r/upvote

I never seem to be in-synch with myself. I either do things to quickly or too late, make rash decisions or completely missout on opportunities. Most of the time, I just feel neither dead or alive.

>>24660607
For me, it is necrophilia. There is just something beautiful about the body - its liveliness, the way it moves with purpose, muscles tensing and relaxing, eyes darting around to grasp its surroundings, and the heart beating steadily. Then, in a moment of swift action or slow, agonizing torture, everything changes. The vibrant eyes that once flickered with life freeze, staring blankly back at you, while the whole body goes limp and you know something precious has been lost forever.

I have seemingly always had a fascination with death in general; I remember fantasizing about people dying when I was in kindergarten. What is odd is that the fetishization of death occurred long before any "normal" sexualisation. I thought about killing people and caressing corpses before I began thinking about penetration, which only occurred closer to when I was 9 or 10 years old. The fetishization is limited to women, although I do also find the death of men in contexts such as combat to be interesting, but not erotic.

>>24662879
>although I do also find the death of men in contexts such as combat to be interesting, but not erotic.
Would you say it's sort of like your brain gets tickled a little by the contemplation of it, but it's not something you can goon to. It's para-erotic

So, what do you guys you to read on your laptop, you don't have a different device just so you can read, right? You care for the environment right?

>>24662886
That is what I suspect happens in my brain. However, it is hard to find a clear source since I have had a fetishization for death before developing "normal" sexual thoughts, so I can't clearly determine if it is something separate. The fascination for death could be the source for both necrophilia and watching normal gore, or necrophilia could be the source for the fascination of death and watching gore. Of course, all of these things also influence each other, so stating a source may be impossible. Also, there are many people who are not necrophiliacs but still watch "normal" gore, so it could be completely separate.

>>24662925
Your experiences mirror my own anon, although my fetish is not for death but rather torture/bdsm. I remember being aroused by people being restrained and tormented since before I was 5 years old. And I find a lot of violence and dark stuff aesthetically or conceptually fascinating even when it is not arousing. Have you read Confessions of a Mask?

Recently went mad. Truly mad. Lost ~20 points off my IQ due to some inexplicable genetic anomaly, the voice in my head speaks seldom mentally, since it prefers to do it directly through me i.e. verbalizes it which is very rare and weird, have got some neurological implications as well such as limited motor movements e.g. inability to stretch up to a certain point, disorganized speech and thought processes that are so jumbled that I'm incapable of having a coherent internal monologue, the voices have taken over completely.
Hellish life this is, pondering suicide on a daily basis.

>>24662931
>I remember being aroused by people being restrained and tormented since before I was 5 years old.
Did you have specific shows you watched that contained such displays, or how did you figure it out? I just remember watching a star wars animation and being frustrated that none of the female characters ever died, although there was one episode where a woman did die which I remember fondly.

Also that is something I have heard and seen a surprising amount of, but from a masochist perspective where children will themselves want to be tied up. It is odd how certain more taboo fetishes seem to surface at a very early age. Although I am still unsure how many of those cases are a result of sexualisation or people genuinely liking the sensation, similar to that of a weighted blanket where the resistance might just feel comforting.

>Have you read Confessions of a Mask?
Yes I have. I did notice many similarities in ways of thinking even beyond the sexual sadism. Although, from what I recall, his more sadistic thoughts and sexualisation of armpits occurred a little later in his life(but he was still in elementary school I believe). Do you know of any other books that discuss such subjects?

big penises will rule the world

There are many smart guys here making good philosophical arguments but then they don't bother checking the simplest empirical claims.

>>24662961
>Did you have specific shows you watched that contained such displays
Yeah, I did. webm related in particular from Halo 2. lmao. and random shows on TV and stuff.
I know a guy who is into that from the masochist perspective, and would do self-bondage stuff growing up. I find it really fascinating for the same reasons. What's the genesis? Why did I develop this way? And that "frustration" feeling - I remember it vividly. It's so strange having these aesthetic/erotic impulses before you can even begin to understand their function
>Do you know of any other books that discuss such subjects?
I think Gerard Reve had similar preoccupations as Mishima, but a lot of his stuff isn't translated into English.

>>24662935
How about trying LSD

>>24662973
>pour me a cup of god broooo
>I'd like 6 ounces of love, maaaan
>oh sorry, I cant hear you, your words are just like clicky clacks on a keyboard because of chemical reations, duuuude
I just have disdain for them in general and find it unnecessary. Not all empericists are bad; atheist biological determinists who havent read philosophy should be culled.

>>24662095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNWw2NFo_ec

Watching slightly old music videos is a good way to train your Jew-noticing powers because the older stuff could afford to be less subtle. For example in "Kesha" music videos she is almost cartoonishly "FUCK MY PARENTS... I AM A PARTY SLUT. I LOVE A DRUG AND SEX!" in ways that would be more ironic and ambiguous today, but by the standards of 2010 that video was sufficiently ironic and ambiguous.

Madonna is another good one if you want go back farther. The lyrics and themes are almost literally "I repudiate family values! I love money and sex! I am a young girl and I want dirty old men to be interested in me!"

Once you train your noticing muscles a bit, the next level up is learning to notice how implausible it is for a young woman to have written any of these lyrics. Do young women, interested in being cool and hip and somewhat slutty undoubtedly, nevertheless write lyrics like THESE? No, these are written by dirty old men SIMULATING what they think a teenage girl desirous of being a cool party slut would say. It's like modern demonology.

>>24662299
If they got a return drop box, drop it at night

>>24662299
Use Uber's delivery service. It will probably cost you 5-10.

>>24663186
>Believing Madonna telling you she's Jewish
Kek

>>24662983
That's fine because It's more about a philosophical discussion of empiricism and related subjects. I mean something like:
>nu atheism is gay because Dawkins never criticised Islam
when he clearly did and you can easily see that on YouTube, or
>Nietzsche is a bad philosopher because he hugged a horse
when there is almost no evidence he ever did.

>>24663193
I think Madonna is a meat puppet, I don't even know whether she is or claims to be Jewish. She was a little girl who wanted to be famous, admired, and desired, so she let Jews tell her to say "I just want credit cards! I hate my mom! I have sex with dirty old Jewish men!" over music she didn't produce.

>>24662935
If you've gone vegan you might be fucking yourself up
See a doctor either way

>>24663236
>Anon doesn't know Madonna is catholic schoolgirl
>Not like, my parents don't want me to be shot or flunk out before graduation catholic schoolgirl
>Actual baptised and bred catholic
Sorry you're only familiar with the button down emo of vaguely protestant girls, welcome to the genre of girl pop that can steal emo songs off prince with greater theatrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-EF60neguk

>>24663249
I don't know what you're talking about. I am only interested in antisemitism.

>>24663257
That's why you'll never understand Lady Gaga

Any fans of Saki here?

>>24663269
Yeah he's hilarious. Even his death is kind of hilarious

>>24663260
I remember Lady Gaga. She had the songs about the poker face?

>>24663269
He wrote an excellent antisemitic story, "The Rest-Cure."

>>24663274
>#
>He wrote an excellent antisemitic story, "The Rest-Cure
It's not antisemitic, and I worry I rec'd it to you in one of these threads
>Not even shilling the alternative history of the fall
For shame

>>24663273
>>24663274
Might as well ask you guys:
Do Saki's stories have an overarching plot/cycle and meant to be read in order?
I'd like to get his complete works but I prefer picking a random self-contained story on a whim when I'm bored.
Asking because some of his collections seem to focus on a single character (Clovis and Reginald), which gives the impression of a short story cycle.

>>24663278
An antisemitic friend recommended it to me 8 years ago. Was it you? It was in person. You are right that it's not antisemitic but people react(ed) to it as if it is. I almost included that in my post but I thought it was funnier if I left it shorter.

>>24663279
Wish I knew anon, I've only ever dipped into Saki.

I think it's a great achievement and wonder that I didn't become an alcoholic or drug addict and overdosed in the current situation that I am in and the location that I am in.

>>24663279
The characters get repetitive, because they're stock characters and only the situation changes. It's a kind of standard because of publishing/radio at the time, writers would create their own stock character and give it a plausible common name which isn't that common.
It's kind of like Wodehouse having Jeeves be called Reginald, it's a plausible common name for the genre. Or in modern times it's like having Cletus the slackjawed yokel be called Cletus. Wodehouse is the king of giving implausible really unpronounceable names to characters and then giving them the kind of retarded/debasing nickname rich people would come up with (eg. Fotheringay-Phipps, pronounced Fungy Fips, Barmy to his friends)
It happens in a lot of the genre writers of the era, especially in Britain, where you can tell someone has been to rich people school by their retarded nickname (eg Captain Hastings in the Poirot novels being Battler to his old friends)

>>24663297
Good, Wodehouse is my next to-read after Saki too.
I take it that means I can just start off on the 22nd story of the Clovis collection and w/e transpired in the previous stories doesn't really matter because the specific story explores a whole new situation/theme right

>>24663309
Yeah, same for Wodehouse, Christie. The time period reflected in the scenario might be different but it's still the same stock character. The continuity comes from them being the kind of person who winds up in these situations in any time period, not from lining up a real history.
Same as with other stock characters of the era, you can read most of them as stand alones, and any referencing between books might be contradictory.

Je change un lange je mange

>>24663344
All my friends are dead, pushed right to the edge. Je n'existe pas.

>>24663201
Wait, what does ol' mustache deicide abyssballs have to do with horses? I dream of drinking a beer with a horse, but that's unrelated. I see your point though, you can verify that easily. I thought you were on the side of irrational doubt-based methodology and science as dogma, and even if you are, you at least seem reasonable about it. I cant stand smashing my head into a dude with zero knowledge of a subject flapping about and changing his position because they studied some equations. The entire discourse around AI and gene editing proves that just because you can manipulate reality doesnt mean you're qualified to do so.

>>24663182
Great song. I felt it. When i was younger I didnt understand music like this, but as a man it resonates with some hidden part of me. It's nice to know other people know what it's like, not sad, but resolute despite overwhelming bullshit.

You DO listen to classical, right, anon?
https://youtu.be/I-8SK5uOJ_s?si=RqDq7TO-MHxBPQ6V&t=17

>>24663412
I only listen to Nine Inch Nails

>>24663412
I listen to the orchestral classics of the imagined future in a universe not strictly bound by space or time, yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8qI_emsnzM

Anna Karenina is a really good book. I just read the steeple chase chapter.

>>24663412
Sure do.
https://youtu.be/uKakP5yMfsY?si=cMsRjpSnTMhCb3rF

>>24663412
I played this in HS. Might have stuck to it if I wasn't as depressed and college didn't suck as bad
https://youtu.be/WdAudAVdZNQ

>>24663448
>>24663412
Oh and if you like that one, what about jazz on a fretless guitar.
>https://youtu.be/-kJus_qf2Pk?si=Pnjd653U5BSGqbyu

the more i read the more i want to kill myself. i think about it all the time. sometimes i just say to myself, you should kill yourself.

was looking at the website for a performing arts venue downtown, hopefully to find some classical performances, and saw this -- the hell is this about!

anyone live in Portland and wanna go see it with me?

>>24663465
>>24663448
Well huh. That sure was... something.

>>24663489
I live in Portland, and I will only go with you if you are an (attractive) woman.

>>24663506
Gay.

i have deep gratitude for so much of my life and im able to be present and here now. I have a job that I really enjoy. a loving wife.

>>24663506
I'm an attractive young man, and with my looks, can guarantee we will have success approaching women if you want. Probably get you hooked up with the girl's friend or one of the less attractive girls in a group.

>>24663506
As a(n attractive) woman, your use of parentheses disgusts me.
t. Not in Portland

>>24663513
:3

happy for you anon

>>24663511
Meet me today at 1300 in Powell's rare book section, I will be reading a first edition illustrated copy of Salammbo. Wear something cute.

>>24663522
but im also this guy
>>24663466

>>24663518
Sorry anon, I was more looking for a mentally ill /lit/ girl I could manipulate and foster a codependent relationship with. Nice to know there is another wwoym anon walking the streets though.

>>24663513
tfw no job
tfw no gf/wife

>>24663539
You don't wanna be wingmen? :(

Fair enough. Godbless and Godspeed, my fellow PDX /lit/-brother.

>>24663523
Brother, I am a leaf, a burly gigantic man, and drunk. It would be impossible to get there, though I always dress to impress.

It’s fucked up to think about the fact that what meant so much to me was probably just another forgettable encounter in a long line of past experiences to you.

>>24663569
I know this kind of heartache and it's fucked up that none of my words (as a random anon who wants to give consolation) can salve your pain. No matter what anyone says to you, the bleeding doesn't stop

I swear next time I see someone smoking fent off foil right in public without even the slightest attempt at concealing or masking their activity, I'm gonna walk over and slap it out of their hand. I don't care if you use drugs. I'm fine with it being decriminalized. I've got no issue with users occupying the same city as me without harassment from the law. But children and regular non-using people shouldn't be forced to see that shit, come on.

Stfu all of you just stfu

>>24663631
where are you from

>>24663675
Portland, Oregon

I just came up with a great idea for a scam but I won't do it because it's badly immoral.

>>24663686
Detective fiction is calling you

>>24663684
seems like a cool town, not from the US though

>>24663686
Same. And I dont live in the required area. But it would be profitable.

>>24663589
Yeah, at this point I don’t think that anything is going to help me. Even if I do somehow pull myself together enough to try to meet someone else, the same fucking thing will just happen to me in the end. The prospect of having to go through this experience over and over is unbearable. I hate being alive.

>>24663631
Hating popular things doesn't make you an interesting person. Let people enjoy things.

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