>>24662550
I thought I was the only one! In 2017, just after my divorce, hoping to mend my wounded heart, I spent a drunken month fucking around on South Africa's east coast. Backpackers and brandy and embellished tales for the sake of seduction, this type of thing. At backpackers, full of europeans and benign STDs. Anyways, people came and went, and one day this early-middle-aged guy with the fadings of an East-European accent came up. I was at the bar every night, and one time we bonded over a mutual respect for the undersung Chinese capitalist in darkest Africa, the type of fellow who moves slap bang into some shithole town in Malawi to open a village store, and we had tequila shots in multitudes, until he leaned in, put his tongue in the sweater oyster of my ear, and told me he had a buttplug in his "root", and plenty lube in his room. From then my memory was lost.