Thread 24668483

>I knew for a long time that Adolf was simply too shy to approach Stefanie. And yet it was not shyness that held him back. His conception of the relationship between the sexes was already then so high that the usual way of making the acquaintance of a girl seemed to him undignified. As he was opposed to flirting in any form, he was convinced that Stefanie had no other desire but to wait until he should come to ask her to marry him. I did not share this conviction at all, but Adolf, as was his habit with all problems that agitated him, had already made an elaborate plan. And this girl, who was a stranger to him and had never exchanged a word with him, succeeded where his father, the school and even his mother had failed: he drew up an exact program for his future, which would enable him, after four years, to ask for Stefanie’s hand.

>We discussed this difficult problem for hours, with the result that Adolf commissioned me to collect further information about Stefanie.

>>24668483 (OP)
kek Hitler's great
>In the Music Society there was a cellist whom I had occasionally seen talking to Stefanie’s brother. Through him I learned that Stefanie’s father, a higher government official, had died some years earlier. The mother had a comfortable home and was in receipt of a widow’s pension, which she used to give her two children the best possible education.

>Stefanie had attended the Girls’ High School and had already matriculated. She had a great number of admirers—small wonder, beautiful as she was. She was fond of dancing and, the previous winter, had gone with her mother to all the important dances of the town. As far as he knew, the cellist added, she was not engaged.

>Adolf was highly satisfied with the result of my investigations—that she was not engaged he had, anyhow, taken for granted. There was only one point in my report that disturbed him greatly; Stefanie danced, and, according to the cellist’s assurance, she danced well, and enjoyed it.

>This did not fit at all into Adolf’s own image of Stefanie. A Valkyrie who waltzed round the ballroom in the arms of some “blockhead” of a lieutenant was for him too terrible to be contemplated.

>>24668489
>It just gets better (pic rel is her): After having been his butt for so long, at last I had a chance of pulling his leg. I proclaimed, with a straight face, “You must take dancing lessons, Adolf!” Dancing immediately became one of his problems. I well remember that our lonely perambulations were no longer punctuated by discussions on “The Theatre” or “Reconstruction of the Danube Bridge,” but were dominated by one subject—dancing.

>As with everything that he couldn’t tackle at once, he indulged in generalisations. “Visualise a crowded ballroom,” he said once to me, “and imagine that you were deaf. You can’t hear the music to which these people are moving, and then take a look at their senseless progress, which leads nowhere. Aren’t these people raving mad?”

>“All this is no good, Adolf,” I replied. “Stefanie is fond of dancing. If you want to conquer her, you will have to dance around just as aimlessly and idiotically as the others.”

>That was all that was needed to set him off raving. “No, no, never!” he screamed at me. “I shall never dance. Do you understand? Stefanie only dances because she is forced to by society on which she unfortunately depends. Once she is my wife, she won’t have the slightest desire to dance.”

>Contrary to the rule, this time his own words did not convince him, for he brought up the question of dancing again and again. I rather suspected that, secretly at home, he practised a few cautious steps with his little sister. Frau Hitler had bought a piano for Adolf. Perhaps, I thought, I might soon be asked to play a waltz on it, and then I would chaff Adolf about being deaf while he danced. He did not need music for his movements. I also intended to point out to him the harmony between music and bodily movements, of which he did not seem to have any conception.

>But it never got as far as this. Adolf went on brooding for days and weeks trying to find a solution. In his depressed mood, he hit on a crazy idea: he seriously contemplated kidnapping Stefanie. He expounded his plan to me in all its details and assigned me my role, which was not a very rewarding one, for I had to keep the mother engaged in conversation while he seized the girl.

>“And what are you both going to live on?” I asked prosaically. My question sobered him up a little and the audacious plan was abandoned.

I can't relate with this zionist politician at all.

>>24668500
>sperging out over a 5/10

Where is this from? Goebbels?

>>24668778
To be fair most so called 10s today would look like shit too if they couldn't use angles and makeup

>>24668792
Kubizek

interesting

>>24668483 (OP)
>Adolf, as was his habit with all problems that agitated him, had already made an elaborate plan.
How the fuck do I stop doing this?

>>24668532
>The hero and savior of my people
>The one I view as the only chance and hope
>Is a literal lying, grifting zionist politician
>Who just scammed antisemites
>For money and power

>>24668483 (OP)
>>24668489
>>24668500
Where is this from?

>>24669887
“The young Hitler I knew” by August kubizek.

>>24669906
Thanks.

Great, now we have ESL freaks cherry-picking the dumbest shit out of context.

>>24669917
What exactly are you referring to?

That's not what literally means.

>>24670834
kek

>>24670834
What a soft, sensitive, shy boy. I would have had gay sex with him

>>24668483 (OP)
Was it autism?

>>24670991
sometimes

>>24670834
Oh man this is horrifying. I can relate to Hitler God help me.

>>24671178
activate your inner Hitler, chud out

>>24671178
as many have before you and will after so it's not surprising really just finding out

>>24668500
>That was all that was needed to set him off raving. “No, no, never!” he screamed at me. “I shall never dance. Do you understand? Stefanie only dances because she is forced to by society on which she unfortunately depends. Once she is my wife, she won’t have the slightest desire to dance.”
I kneel. Literally me

>>24668500
Hitler dancing in secret with his little sister to impress his crush is too much.

>>24672033
wait, what?

>>24668483 (OP)
he had his cousins piss in his mouth while he was tied to a bed
This is the kind of person you chuds worship

>>24672151
The keenness with which you asked that question is a huge red flag.

>>24670457
he refers to whatever his schizophrenia made him see, liikely the smallest imprecision of the english language
just one idiot who spergs out at ESLs consistently

>>24672429
they called him mad too you know and (they) were wrong

>>24669853
Don't stop. Make them come true.

>>24672033
Why hasn't some Jap turned it into a slice-of-life anime yet
Call it Little Dictators or something

More quotes from The Young Hitler I Knew in this old thread
https://warosu.org/lit/thread/21010838

>>24668500
>That was all that was needed to set him off raving. “No, no, never!” he screamed at me. “I shall never dance. Do you understand? Stefanie only dances because she is forced to by society on which she unfortunately depends. Once she is my wife, she won’t have the slightest desire to dance.”
I'm liking this Hitler fellow more and more.

>>24672160
I read that Hitler was actually three racoons in a trench coat.

>>24672944
ok boomer

Adolf in Hardy Boys adventures like Teen Hitler and the Boy Axis.

Wait, that didn't come out right.

>>24670834
Me on page 165

While we‘re on Hitler as literally us, I found out just the other day that he was a big fan of Ibsen and apparently was partly informed in his dictatorial persona by Emperor and Galilean. Interesting stuff.

https://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2011/10/31/hitler-ibsen-and-political-theater/

Wait, there are people who claim that Hitler was a zionist?

>>24673420
Not serious people

>>24673420
>>24673422
There is ample evidence that among other solutions jewish homelands were considered as a means for transportation. This is zionism.

>>24673564
April 28, 1939 Hitler speech responding to FDR's warning not to "attack" Palestine (among several other countries):

>It appears to have slipped Mr. Roosevelt’s mind that Palestine is not being occupied by German troops but by English ones. By brute force, England is curtailing Palestinian freedom and is robbing the Palestinians of their independence to the advantage of Jewish intruders for whose cause the Palestinians suffer the most cruel of abuses. The Arabs living in this territory assuredly have not complained to Roosevelt of German aggressions. Rather, in persistent appeals to international public opinion, the Arabs lament the barbaric methods by means of which England seeks to overpower a people who loves its freedom and fights only to defend it.

>This may well be one of the problems Mr. Roosevelt would like to see solved at the Council table. It ought to be decided by an impartial judge and not by brute force, military means, mass executions, the torching of villages, the dynamiting of houses, and so on. One thing is certain: in this case, England cannot claim to be repulsing the threat of an Arab attack on England. Instead England is the invader, whom no one bade come, and who seeks to establish his reign by force in a country not belonging to him.

>>24669870
>>24668532

You're either insanely stupid or intentionally misleading. The haavara agreement fulfilled two things

1. getting jews out of germany
2. easing the enormous sanctions against germany that jews had pushed onto them only months prior

>>24668483 (OP)
I remember reading a biography on Hitler in high school and putting a book cover on it because I was afraid people would think I was a neo Nazi
The thing that stood out most to me was that he would run from trench to trench in WW1 and not get shot because he was a medic or something, idk I barely remember

>>24673698
exactly

>>24673701
based kampf smuggler

>>24673701
>and not get shot because he was a medic or something, idk I barely remember
He was a message carrier

>>24670987
That's what Kubizek was doing with him

>>24674407
The same old slander. Can't you find new material?

>>24670991
Genuinely yes. Hitler clearly had some kind of spectrum issue.

>>24674538
Based

>>24674526
I was just joking, but it's always funny to see someone get all worked up at the mere suggestion that their goat had homosex. Yes, he and his roommate Kubizek kissed a lot and even planned to live together in a large villa, one would be an orchestra conductor and the other a painter, they liked opera and had a lot of unprotected sex

>>24668483 (OP)
his awkward and stilted relationships with women are well known

>>24673659
Provide source? I have only heard of the council or the round table, but months ago.

>>24668500
>As with everything that he couldn’t tackle at once, he indulged in generalisations. “Visualise a crowded ballroom,” he said once to me, “and imagine that you were deaf. You can’t hear the music to which these people are moving, and then take a look at their senseless progress, which leads nowhere. Aren’t these people raving mad?”
Yes! YES! Finally someone enunciated what I've always felt.

>>24675026
a voice of the common man as it were

>>24675026
>>24675186
Get a load of these two.

>>24668778
You let the kike propaganda get to you. She's beautiful.

>>24675390
You can tell from the pixels.

This thread is weird. I don't like it.

Brooding chap wasn't he. Prone to ejaclations of declarative intent interspersed with periods of ruminative withdrawal over his own narratives.

>>24675722
then leave, nigger

>>24674972
https://der-fuehrer.org/reden/english/39-04-28.htm
This is a different translation of the same speech.

>>24675949
no u

>>24676029
Reading and listening to such speeches very widely different.

>>24668500
>“Visualise a crowded ballroom,” he said once to me, “and imagine that you were deaf. You can’t hear the music to which these people are moving, and then take a look at their senseless progress, which leads nowhere. Aren’t these people raving mad?”

Kek, this is word for word the exact argument I have had multiple times with my wife (a social butterfly extrovert) who always wants me to go dancing with her. I literally laughed out loud knowing just how autistic our poor young Adolph must have been.

Hope everything works out for him in the end.

>>24672160
qrd?

I will succeed where he failed. I'll kidnap the hot chick who works at the gas station and live happily ever after. I just need to make a friend to distract her mom

>>24676775
sure kid, sure.

>>24672160
The name of his cousin? Albert Einstein

>>24677277
Mind = Blown

>>24668483 (OP)
This is why I would never start a world war or do a genocide. Too much embarrassing stuff that would be dug up about me