Thread 24668635

To honour the anniversary of Georges Perec losing his virginity to my libertine grandmother, let us pull this place apart with a dissection of the infraordinary.

An inventory of strictly visible things:

—Images of faces: a famous national socialist; myriad Russian authors; a Swiss psychologist, combinations of philosophers (largely European); a popular figure of fiction, holding a gun; a youth upon a subway, pretending to read a book professing incalculable humour; an army of frogs, in varied expression; several severe and nymphlike women, both photographic and simulacra; a homoerotic Grecian marble. The majority of these figures wear unpleased expressions and are deceased.

>>24668639
—Covers of books: religious texts; self-help; contemporary literary fiction; in stacks; ancient philosophical texts; rows of books titled “great books”; true crime; pop-fantasy; fictional non-fiction; a reading book about reading books. (All unread).

>>24668643
—Competitions: between the witting and unwitting missionaries of various religious faiths; between homosexuality and heterosexuality and the combinations therein; between solipsism and objectivity; between poetry and pedantry; between those who fuck and those who do not; between the constipated and the diarrhetic; between continental and analytical philosophy; between those who read but do not write; between those who write but do not read; between those that neither write not read; between the aged and the young; between the anonymous and the named; between the “original” and the cliché.

>>24668644
—Trajectories: from arrogance and insecurity; from honesty and insincerity; from parity and inequity; from expectancy to misery. Arguments initiate, perpetuate, and self-immolating. All threads, in time, become host to squabbles. Things move in slow circles. The majority are unaware.

>>24668645
—Associations: with the concept of “reader”; with the concept of “writer”; with the concept of “intellectual”; with the concept of “not-a-pseudointellectual”; with the concept of “one-who-reads”; rarely, with the concept of being above such concepts.

>>24668647
—Absences: of moderation; of novelty; of displays of affection; of tolerance for weakness; of (you)s.

>>24668649
—Contradictions: between self-enforced seclusion and the effects of said seclusion; between using writing to agonise over the inability to write; between reading words that complain of not reading; between hating women yet requiring them, and this for many purposes.

>>24668635 (OP)
on s'en fout
>losing his virginity to my libertine grandmother
raconte

>>24668799
My grandmother had hands like a harpy. Whether in burning flame or boiling water, she felt nothing. When I was young and she was already old, I sat on the kitchen table while she did the dishes, the water so hot that the confines filled with steam. Like this she would tell me stories. She told me she was Perec's first. He was only sixteen. But she also told me she slowdanced with Joseph Goebbels during the occupation. She drank a lot of sherry. She smoked a pack a day. Women like her are now an dying species, like the Coelacanth.

>>24668692
—On Lurings, or Bait: employing an alluring women (whether biological, artistic, or otherwise), these are the most successful; via the employment of a prancing puppy; via pretending idiocrasy (or actually being so); via contriving a statement to elicit outrage; via the employment of a screenshot containing another’s words (often controversial); alluding to the fact that one is female; alluding to that fact that one is useless (or actually being so); or begging for aid (then always rejecting it).

13:30 UTC.
(Americans awake! They pull on branded sneaker, amble down to nearest fast food dispensary for jar of coffee containing single espresso, 500g sugar, 2L milk, etc. )
A flurry of activity: requests, impossible questions, questions are poised with a single answer in mind, not unlike a crossword.

A flurry of complaints: about prose, about plot, about women, about men, about the current condition of everything (including the board itself), the state of literature, the state of publication, about the state of their own state, about competitor websites, about fellows on the board, about anything written after 100BC, about a myriad of other races and cultures, about the youth, complaints about posts making so many complaints.

—Observed words, in order: “philosophycel”, “noumena”, “obscure”, “embers”, “godot”, “shagassed” (sic), “mightier”, “Casimir”, “debunked”, “Rigveda”, “Hebrew”, “Momcore”, “pornigraphy” (sic), “smokestacks”, “illusion”, “retard”, “glowie”, “Wotan”, “light”, “witness”, “Norwegian”, “hemisphere”, “evil”, “degenerates”, “Molly”, “gibberish”, “strangers”, “Xenophon”, “anal”, “guro”, “Pleistocene”, “insane”, “canticle”, “ruins”, “rape”, “change”, “period”.

>>24668643
>(All unread)
kek

>>24668635 (OP)
I'm sorry your grandmother degraded herself in that way, anon. Hopefully she confessed before the end.

high vibrational book. high vibrational thread.

>>24669197
>“anal”
anal!

>>24669438
She would rather burn a thousand thousand years than apologise for living without fear. She did not bow to dogma, or anything else.

>>24668692
>Contradictions: between self-enforced seclusion and the effects of said seclusion; between using writing to agonise over the inability to write; between reading words that complain of not reading; between hating women yet requiring them, and this for many purposes.

>>24668635 (OP)
>perec
>lowenthal
>self bumping

>>24670926
How are you?

Bump for a cool original thread. Good stuff anon.

>>24669812
You sound very gay. I‘m sorry her whoredom led you to be this way.

>>24671893
—Projections: of hidden desire; wishes stoked in shame; of one's own guilt, taken as another's.