Thread 24671807

what are some masterpieces of women smut literature?

For my money's worth the canadian "the Bear" is a true masterpiece. A woman falls in love with, and has explicit sex with... a literal bear. WHich is one thing but it won the canadian equivalent of pulitzer or whatnot. Held to be a literary treasure. And yes, naturally there's these big college educated explanations about how its "not really" about the woman having explicit sex with the bear, its an allegory, etc. You just don't get it.
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all of which i take with an amused chuckle. So silly I can tolerate, its the canadian pulitzer that bugs me. Of course now we have literal WORMS fucking other bugs and reptiles, so... *whatever*
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As a joke, I tried to make a paragraph or two of "explicit goblin girl sex". I intended it as a joke, but maybe like a comedian imitating someone for humor if i imitated it well enough it might get taken seriously? I don't know. When its kept to simple novelty titillation, I can at least see where the author AND the reader are coming from. But to pretend any hot steamy "goblin girl" erotica would mean something... more meaningful? I couldn't try to pass that one off with a straight face. I mean, writer and readers should just *admit* what's going on, and I'd be happier.

>>24671807 (OP)
there was a thread about heaving bosoms but it is gone from the archive
>sads

>>24671807 (OP)
This looks like a book that can be easily and entirely judged by its cover.

>>24671807 (OP)
Tampa by Alyssa Nutting

>>24671863
You never read the bear. These pastas are shit when they're easily disproven

>>24671807 (OP)
I know women who read this kind of stuff and have actually read this book.

>>24673831
imagine the smell

Giantess Globalist Sperm War is good as well, especially if you like your ridiculousness blatant, Mandy de Sandra in general is good for that.

>>24673626
What can be easily disproven? What that guy wrote is the premise of the book, unless you think Wikipedia, Goodreads, Amazon, Google AI overview etc are all lying about it. And of course I haven't read The Bear, did you actually read it? Lmfao, if I did read a book like that, you couldn't torture that admission out of me.

>>24673863
nta but Bear is considerably more nuanced than plot and a few notorious bits. But plotfags be plotfags. Not to suggest it is some great work of literature or anything but it is much better than the memes make it out to be. not going to spoil it, you will just have to read it.

>>24671807 (OP)
Pacat's Captive Prince

>>24671807 (OP)
>a story about some bitch in a wacky fantasy world jerking off thousands of minotaurs to pay the bills and falling in love with one of them
damn
guess this is what women like

>>24674264
it's over for hornlesscels

>>24673579
I work with a staunch feminist who recommended that book. I flipped through the pages and saw some descriptions of the young boy fucking the teacher and figured my coworker must be a pedophile.

Monster romance is basically yiff, furry women, all of them. You just know.

>>24673626
>You never read the bear. These pastas are shit when they're easily disproven
Meme went around. Book was open for a photograph. Read it right off the page, myself. She was sucking the bear's cock, and "cupping his asymmetrical furry balls" while begging the bear to rip her head off and kill her. The bear said no, and went to fuck her. Read it myself. And that one page? Was all I needed to read of that one.

>>24675204
>The bear said no
What, was it fucking Pooh bear? Why is the bear talking? At least the OP book is clearly fantasy, a talking bear in my rape fetish book is just too far.

>>24671807 (OP)
Adding on to this: Anyone know of good smut literature targeted at trans women in particular? I often find it hard to self-insert as a cis woman protagonist. (Probably 'cause I'm AGAMP lol)

>>24676163
Silence of the Lambs and you're a man

>>24676545
If you're just going to be a smartass and insult me then don't bother responding.

>>24671807 (OP)
Genuinely shocked by how well written this book was. I assumed it was fanfic tier but it's better than most published sci fi/fantasy stuff I've read

>>24676556
What's the actual plot about?

>>24676559
Chick that jerks off minotaurs and falls in love with one of them, idk any more I stopped reading halfway

>>24676569
Why'd you stop reading halfway if it was so well written?

>>24676571
Because I'd rather read actual literature than well-written smut

>>24673869
I don't care about furry faggot porn but I'm glad you enjoyed it

>>24676583
Furry I understand (well, not really, anthro fetishism is different than actual zoophilia but close enough in this context), but what's faggoted about it? It's about a female human having (imaginary, I think?) sex with a male bear.

>>24676586
It's written by a dude. What kind of dude writes about a woman fucking a bear describing in detail its genitals? It's like the South Park episode where closeted Mr Garrison writes erotica and people discover that he's gay because everything is cock related

>>24676617
Eh? Every source I can find says it was written by a woman.

>>24671807 (OP)
>monster girl stories
>women with wings and tails are desperate for a man to marry and love forever. they want sex every day and they want to make kiddies

>monster boy stories
>woman wants a fire hydrant sized animal penis in her holes

this says a lot about society

>>24676556
It seems like some chick got horny playing DnD and wrote a book about how much she'd like to jerk off and have sex with minotaurs.
Typical womanslop smut too, where average down on her luck chick with no money and no prospects catches the eye of the 10/10 rich gigachad with a huge cock, except in this case he's a minotaur rather than a human.

I sent this book, the minotaur sex book, to a female friend of mine and jokingly said, "ha ha, this one looks right up your alley." Then it turned out she has actually read it. My joke failed.

>>24676163
Ywnbaw

>>24671807 (OP)
>best selling author
Books as a medium are truly dead

>>24677125
Man I'm slowly getting curious enough to actually read it now. I'm sure it isn't >>24677125
anything amazing but I'd like a look into something that women are into.

>>24671807 (OP)
I just pulled this up on Anna's Archive. Going to give it a read as a study into the female mind.

>>24677638
Well this sucks
>bubble-gum pink dicks

>>24671807 (OP)
I dropped it when it was revealed the MC wasn't a virgin.

>>24671807 (OP)
Why do so many books have shit covers

>>24677983
Because it's not marketed to chuds on 4chan. It's marketed to roasties who self-insert.