Thread 24678542

Thoughts?

>>24678547
spoiler: it's revealed she's trans at the end.
t. read the manuscript

>>24678551
spoiler: it's revealed "she" is trans and so is the teacher at the end.
t. read the newest version of the manuscript

>>24678557
spoiler: it's revealed "she" is "trans" and so is the "teacher" and the permissive principle at the end.
t. read the final print galleys of the manuscript

Spoiler: it’s revealed all trannies are mentally ill freaks who shoot up schools

Damn, the wall claims another

>>24678551
>>24678557
>>24678607
>>24678625
>obsessed

>>24678542 (OP)
>announces debut novel
>best selling author of blah blah
I’m confused

>>24678666
>he's spending his years crying about the heckin chuds
Anon...

>>24678704
debut fiction novel, her first book was an autobiography

>bogged
>99.9999% chance of both ghostwritten AND ai-written
>"remember me??? remember me???" (no)
Can god hit the fast forward button so Hitler 2 gets here faster

>>24678542 (OP)
I think this will taint her already rocky brand/image to any male who's younger than her or even barely older.

>>24678542 (OP)
Who?

>>24678714
>>"remember me??? remember me???" (no)
that's wrong, nobody currently under 40 and above 18 is going to forget iCarly

>>24678542 (OP)
>won’t go near men their own age
>use sex for advancement, for money, gifts, favours
>infantilize themselves until they’re 30 so they’re not responsible for anything they’ve done
Why did men make me whore myself? It must be men’s fault because I am a woman and as such blameless. I hate men. All men are evil pedo rapists who hate women. This is my truth! Hear me roar as I falsely accuse someone of rape.

>>24678542 (OP)
I could write something better

smells like an apartment filled with empty wine boxes and the stench of fish

>>24678542 (OP)
Femcels aren't rea-

>>24678551
>spoiler: it's revealed she's trans at the end.
>t. read the manuscript
Honestly, if written well, this would actually be an interesting pivot.
Unfortunately, a lot of novels rely on a plot twist rather than decent writing, and people focus on the plot twist, rather than how poorly that plot twist was introduced, or how poorly the book may have been written.
Was “I’m Goad My Mom Died” well written?

>>24678542 (OP)
>heaving bosoms
internet search for podcast

>>24678542 (OP)
I don't like the cover. If it's meant to convey eroticism, it fails. Gives me the ick (male variant).

>>24678708
>he's spending his years crying about the heckin trannies
Anon...

>>24678542 (OP)
This makes me regret not going for that gorgeous high schooler I had a chance with. Goddamn it.

>>24678542 (OP)
>first book: I'm glad my mom died
>second book: I wish I had fucked my teacher
What is her problem?

>>24678542 (OP)
Don't forget that Jennette is a traumatized, low IQ sensual person

>>24679479
She got put in the van.

>>24679502
It really is amazing more people don't notice this pattern. Almost all of these child and teen stars are, if not outright molested by producers and handlers, then made "pliable" with drugs and exposed to fucked up lifestyles. And the latter is probably how the more insidious shit happens. None of these people seem to make it out sane. Even the males aren't safe.

>>24679530
There really is no upside to being a child star.

name one female author other than ayn rand that writes about something other than romanceslop

>>24679584
Esther Vilar

>>24679584
Leigh Brackett
Nancy A. Collins
Emily Rodda
Rowling (the fans put more thought into romanceshit than she ever did)
Mary Shelley

>>24679584
Ayn Rand wrote romanceslop most just don‘t register it as such because as a jew she expressed it primarily through long conversations about money and occasional rape of a female subordinate

>>24679584
shirley jackson
flannery o'connor
amparo davila
evangeline walton
tove jansson

>>24678542 (OP)
she looks malnourished. is she vegan?

>>24679530
>Even the males aren't safe.
Elliot Page is doing allright

>>24679594
>Leigh Brackett
I checked out her wikipedia and all it seems like romanceslop mixed with a onions-fi. im not going to bother checking the others

>>24679483
just my type

>>24679659
>Couldn't even be assed to actually read any of the synopsis for any of the books
>Wikipedia lists her novels as SF
ngmi

>ask classmates what they're researching
>male classmates are all researching fascinating, unique, or at least ambitious things
>woman: "Misogyny in Rome"
>woman: "Misogyny and Hamlet"
>woman: "The intersection of misogyny and periods in Hamlet"
>woman: "Women"
>woman: "Opinions about women having sex in Weimar newspapers"
>woman: "Women in the work of Robert Musil"
>woman: "Vagina"
>woman: "I have a vagina"
>woman: "I'm a woman btw. Vagina here"
>woman: "Sex and periods in gender"
>woman: "Woman perceptions of woman, ,vagina, cooters breasts woman period I'm on my period clitorises in the work of the band Oingo Boingo and Hamlet's Perception of Clitoris Vagina Gender Studies"
>woman: "Queering Gender in Medieval Manuscripts: Your period or MY period?"
>woman: "Misogyny, Periods, and You: Ernst Cassirer on Substance, Function, and My Gay Love Affair with Gender Studies"
>woman: "Women in 'Woman's Work': Gendering Gender in the Social Sciences"
>woman: "Prostitution and Gender in Antebellum Calcutta"
>woman: "Gender"
>woman: "Sex and gender studies"
>woman: "Tampons, pads, and ironclads: Stonewall Jackson and Freebleeding"
>woman: "Einstein contra Bergson: Who rapes me more by having existed?"

>>24678542 (OP)
>waldo
Everything reminds me of him.

So the female obsession with erotica wasn't a meme?

>>24679768
Kek. Yep, thats pretty much it. It's also nearly all women, my girlfriend did Music at Uni and wrote her dissertation on Gender in the music industry.

>>24679768
Yeah. Everything revolves around it. I don't understand this mindset in relation to anyone, as it is a chore to be around.

>>24678542 (OP)
>navigates
why do people speak English like retards now?

>>24679479
>I wish I had
No, she did fucked her teacher. She's just trying to milk that story for money and bait for sympathy

>>24681244
No, she never fucked her teacher. She never had a teacher. She never went to school. She was homeschooled by her abusive Mormon mother.

The closest she got to being fucked by a teacher is mandatory body inspections performed by her abusive Mormon mother as they showered together... up to age 17.

>>24678542 (OP)
>>24678547
More like Walldo

>>24681244
>she did fucked
You're brown.

>>24678726
39 year olds didnt grow up with icarly, shits from like 2008 they were upperclassmen in college

She's quoting "Don't Stand So Close To Me".
I take it male groomers love that shit so inflict it on the girls they want to molest.

>>24679718
>read slop because some retard on /lit/ mentioned her
nah im good b. her shit is definitely romanceslop thoughie

>>24679768
>ask anon what he's researching
>anon: women

freddie was a lucky man

>>24679599
Funniest shit ive read all day lol true

>>24679605
t. carnitard scurvyfag dairyfairy

>>24678714
You must be fun at parties

>>24680391
what's wrong with that word?

>>24681462
Not reading women authors is one thing, but a man who doesn't enjoy pulp fantasy isn't a man.

>>24681496
Getting cucked by a Fat Bastard is lucky?

>>24678547
>17 times 2

>>24681772
Unfortunately, troon-obsessed don't look much better.

>>24678726
30 and I have no idea who this bitch is or what an ICarly is. Maybe because I have objectively better taste than a bottom feeding pleb like yourself? I’m sorry your parents couldn’t be bothered to actually raise you as as a child.

>>24681836
>30 and I have no idea who this bitch is or what an ICarly is
You're doing the right thing and have made the correct choices in life.

Assuming there are sex scenes (let's be honest, there will be), then how is this shit legal? Does no one else think it's a bit sketchy how you're allowed to write shit that would never pass in film or porn because it's "art"? It's hardly going to be Nabakov here-- and it was dubious when he did it. I feel like I'm going crazy here that this is such a normal thing

>>24682402
Stop being tumblr.

>>24681292
You're paranoid

>>24682402
>18 year old starring in 40 man gangbangs on film
>I sleep
>book about 17 year old having sex
SHE WAS ONLY SEVENTEEN

>>24682463
I'm against both dummy, but if we're not drawing the line at 18, what's stopping it from being 16 next year? 15?

>>24682474
Anon, they're fictional.

>>24682495
>Let people enjoy things
kys pedo

>>24682402
Its one thing to point out the hypocrisy of normalfags but please do not pretend to clutch pearls while posting on the anime pedophile website

>>24682614
>Liking fictional depictions means your a pedo!
tumblr is dead and gone, maam.

>>24678542 (OP)
what will the moral of the story be?

>>24681615
Not the kind of party he's looking for

>>24678542 (OP)
Is it true that she was also fucking the guy who plays Spencer and that (((he))) made a reference to this in the show?

>>24679584
Le Guin, Plath, Susan Orlean

>>24683610
Don't get in the van

>>24682402
pedophile hands typed this post

>>24684560
Janette can stomp on my balls and call me a sissy whenever she wants

>>24681851
>30
>Not well read enough to know who Janette is
Typical millennial slop

The luck of the Irish.

>>24684933
>HOW DARE you don't know who this literal who that stared in a crappy kidcom is!

>>24678710
>autobiography
So fiction.

jennette mcturdy

>>24685366
“You don’t look happy to be here. Try and look happy to be here,” Mom says as we both enter the background-designated trailer bathroom. I’d been holding my poop for an hour and couldn’t hold it anymore, so I finally asked a person with a walkie-talkie if I could please go, even though Mom tells me I might be labeled difficult for doing so.

“Sorry,” I say while I poop and Mom wets a paper towel with water. I’m embarrassed she still insists on wiping my butt. I tried to tell her recently that now that I’m eight, I think I can handle it, but she looked like she was gonna cry and said she needs to do it until I’m at least ten because she doesn’t want skid marks on my Pocahontas underwear. I know if I did it there wouldn’t be skid marks, but it’s Mom’s tears I’m more worried about.

“Just stop frowning, okay?” Mom asks, to ensure I’ve heard her request. “Your eyebrows are all bent in and angry-looking.”

Wipe. Wipe. Wipe.

>>24678542 (OP)
>>24678725
>>24685366
He's been reincarnated
Litkino is back on the menu boys

>>24679584
Flanary O'Connor
Carson McCullers
Virginia Woolf

>>24685519
Apt

>>24685166
Her book is a bestseller chud. It can rival anti-edopiss with its cunning critique of motherhood

>>24685542
O'Connor's femceldom permeates her work.

>>24678542 (OP)
I hate women.

>>24678714
It'd be pretty funny if there were some aspiring world leader who was actually named Hitler 2.

>>24687540
Good morning

>>24678666
hahaha, you guys lost, satans

>>24682402
assuming you're not baiting you are in fact crazy and the name of your disorder is moral ocd

>>24678666
Don't worry, faggot, one way or the other the tranny fad will disappear.

>>24678542 (OP)
Makes me feel bad for supporting her first book now that she's gone in on the "i'm a stereotypical daddy issues whore" route. like, i like it and i'll fap to it, but i can't list it on goodreads without ruining my anti-gooner reputation.

>>24681264
Honestly the common denominator in every fucked up thing in the country is the involvement of Mormons. We should really just genocide them.

>>24682402
You're a retard.

>>24679613
you know she isn't.

>>24678666
>obsessed
As anyone with more than half a brain should be. No regime has ever managed to impose this level of mind control. Not even the soviets.

>>24687542
kek

>>24690774
I don't know about you, but crossdressers aren't my thing.
But hey, if you want to think about trannies 24/7, knock yourself out.

>>24689040
But that would mean getting rid of Sanders-
Nevermind, Total Mormon Death.

>>24678708
>>24681772
>>24688874
>>24688990
>>24690774
>I'm not obsessed! I'm not!
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>24690875
>>24690909
This level of disingenuity will slowly become one of the dominant parts of your personality and you won't be able to hide it from those around you for much longer. This, in turn will cause your close ones to slowly become disgusted by you and it will prevent you from ever experiencing any meaningful relationships, let alone love.

>>24678542 (OP)
why does she have to constantly relive the shitty things that happened to her? i get having ptsd but she's pushing it. focus on your family, sis; anything but still being in your 30s with the lolita complex and all that bullshit. just move on.

>>24678542 (OP)
What is that perm ewwwwwwwwwwwww

>>24678542 (OP)
I was gonna reply "hot", only processing "half", "age" and "17-year-old" and so (in concert with the image of the older lady, and the sucking on of the finger by the lady being potent for something femdom-esque) naively believed that this was going to be young male x older female. Much disappoint overcame me when I read fully the tweet, realising it's just some faggy female fetish of an older man fucking them when they're in high school. Minutes after the revelation had come upon me and I am still reeling.

So you guys praise Lolita but god forbid a woman writes about a similar situation? No wonder most /lit/ fags never get recognised for their work, shits an echochamber for socially awkward jews

>>24693555
>So you guys praise Lolita but god forbid a woman writes about a similar situation?
yes, because women can't write. this is true for all "situations." just find a husband already instead of pretending you're a real person

>>24692605
What are you doing on this board, moron? Learn to fucking read.

>>24693584
I did.
Your post is just incoherent babble.

>>24693600
read it until it makes sense

>>24693555
Lolita's greatness isn't the pedo angle but the fact that it is a narrative in first person by the protagonist who is in fact a loser but presents himself as Don Juan. He ultimately can't even keep the facade up and it all gets to be very funny once you see H.H's fantasical retelling of events fall apart.

>>24693600
I understood it perfectly well and I think he's right to a good extent. If your mind is trained on "scoring hits" or "winning victories" on an anonymous forum, you are thinking in the wrong terms. There is no scorecard, mass-replying with a mocking greentext to 7 people doesn't gain you anything and in fact it probably spikes your cortisol and trains your unconscious mind to enjoying being an oppositional little cunt.

Nobody likes trannies. This is a fact you have to deal with. Scrambling like a cortisol-spiked bitch to "counterattack" the fact (e.g., by saying "you're... you're... OBSESSED! yeah, that's it! You're OBSESSED with this fact!! Loser!") doesn't make it any less of a fact.

>>24694235
>Nobody likes trannies
I like trannys. Trannys are society's court jesters. They pump themselves full of chemicals and chop of their important bits and stich new ones on. They stick themselves full of pins so that I don't have to. I see them like noble voodoo dolls. They are the living sacrifice of my own desires made manifest.

>>24678542 (OP)
>>24678547
>za waldo

>>24694242
This could become a good schizo rant, but you'd have to put a lot more effort into it.

>>24694242
discord modded
>>24694259
let anon flourish in a novel instead of Thiel's databases

why do women always have their mouths open in pictures

>>24678547
>>24694249
kek

>>24693555
>>24694231
/lit/erati take lolita at face value. Nobody would ever write something untruthful, after all. People are always perfectly honest, especially to themselves.

>>24694365
criterion of embarrassment, pseud

>>24678666
>>24681772

>>24679363
>Was “I’m Goad My Mom Died” well written?
Yeah I thought her tone matched the subject matter well

>>24679584
Le Guin motherfucker

>>24694387
>t. normalest normalfag in the history of normalfaggotry
reddit is down the hall, to the left

>>24678666
>trans force their garbage into every facet of life
>people complain about it
>"ugh why are you so obsessed?!?!?!"

>>24694235
>reeeeee reeeeee reeeeee reeeee
obsessed, obsessed, obsessed

>>24694789
Kek. We've got a parrot among us.

>>24678542 (OP)
The twist better not be that the guy is a villain

>>24694212
It only makes sense if the person it's directed to is actually a tranny.

>>24694781
>trans force their garbage into every facet of lif
Lmao.
I have never once seen a tranny irl or have had troon shit forced on me.
You're either a chaser, or live in a blue state.

>>24695100
Shut the fuck up you retarded tranny.

>>24695100
>umm but how does this child castration cult affect you personally???

>>24695131
>Being a pearl clutching moralfag
That's worse than being a troon.

>>24695125
Hate to break it to you, but I'm a biological man (male).

>>24695136
>if you want to be a cool kid like me you have to be into child abuse
pass

>>24695136
I don't care what any of you "people" say anymore. There's no argument to be had with psychopaths that support sexually mutilating children. If you support any of this shit or defend it in any way then you are my enemy.

>>24695172
>Giving a shit about children
>Being a moralfag
Pass
>>24695174
What are you going to do, bitch at me to death?

>>24695191
Oh you give a shit, because you're here running cover for the tranny cult. Do you think you're fooling anyone, you disgusting freak?

>>24695197
I'm making fun of you for thinking about crossdressers 24/7 and playing the victim like a woman, loser.

>>24695136
How many kids have you groomed on your discord server already?

>>24679605
her mother put her on a strict diet so she could get acting roles

>>24696014
None.
How about you?

>>24696036
How long does it take to recover from malnourishment?

>>24695087
No. It also makes sense if you're virtually a tranny.

>>24696767
But that's everyone on 4Chan-
oh.

>>24696773
Keep telling that to yourself.

>>24695205
Oh, you're a tranny alright.

>>24696790
Nigga, you think everyone is a tranny.

>>24693555
I have nothing specifically against Jennette McCurdy, in fact I even feel bad if her upbringing with her mother and her time on Nickelodeon and that creep Dan Schneider is anything like she said and give credit to her calling out the shady side of kid/teen actors involved with Hollywood, but Nabokov is very likely a more talented author than McCurdy.

>>24696780
>keep telling that to yourself
The expression is "keep telling yourself that," you fucking ESL retard.

>>24696865
Oh, I see you're a tranny and a moron.

>>24696913
How is that grammatically incorrect?

>>24682402
Let me put it bluntly:
>women write about underage girls having sex with adult man: good
>men write about underage girls having sex with adult man: bad
When women do it, the assumption is that it's used as a literary device to convey a stronger message.
When men do it, the assumption is that it's entirely gratuitous and is used for shock value, or even is used to betray the author's underlying desires.
The funny thing is the reverse is usually true, but men don't get the benefit of the doubt.

>>24696048
Recover from malnourishment, a couple of weeks I guess.
Recover from dis-ordered eating trauma from your emotionally abusive mother, followed by the pressures of Hollywood? Probably never fully recover.

>>24696973
it's not ungrammatical, just unidiomatic. don't know why that guy was so upset.

>>24696973
It's not grammatically incorrect. I think his argument is "it sounds more natural that way". There are phrases that that ESL speakers will say with correct grammar but it still sounds unnatural in certain English dialects because it has turned into a set phrase. Like in English we say "black and white" meaning "there's no ambiguity." Russians say "white and black", so ESL Russians might say it wrong while still being grammatically correct.

>>24696968
Last I checked I still had a dick and am not letting 1% of the population (that eventually sorts itself out, mind you) fill me with impotent rage. So wrong on both accounts.

>>24697069
Too add onto this, women have the benefit of the doubt when writing about sexually uncomfortable topics because people inherently believe men to be sexually "predatory" and women to have a sexual moral superiority. They view women as more sexually "pure", and completely and utterly non-gratuitous with sex in any context.
For men, sex is a tool to control and dominate.
For women, sex is a pure and loving act filled with feeling, value, and emotion.
The ironic part still lies that most of the shit women write is full of gratuitous sex scenes done purely for eroticism.

>>24681462
>muh slop
You're barely literate, why are you on this board?

>>24697084
>don't know why that guy was so upset
he's a tranny

>>24697092
>1% of the population (that eventually sorts itself out, mind you)
kek. you're a tranny

>>24697217
>>24697221
Are there any other trannies I should know about?

>>24694231
>loser
never got that impression. not from the book or either of the films. also, how does what he recounts do anything either but fall apart because of the timeline of events being discussed.

>>24697736
>never got that impression
rofl

>>24697771
>has all women fawning over him
He was a simp tho. Probably why kubrick chose the film, a complex character. Similar to alex de large in that the average person will go oh alex rapes because incel, then next scene he picks up two girls in a record store with ease.

>>24697223
Yes. You.[!spoiler]

>>24699781
Wait...how can I be sure YOU aren't a tranny?

>>24694789
Wow I didn't know you people actually came here /lgbt/ is that way >. There you can post threads about how much your life sucks and how you're ugly and you don't have a gf and how you wear big hoodies to cover your foul estroganated man tits while you work at McDonalds so that people don't know you're a porn addicted freak that takes hormones.

>>24699791
> trannies could be here
You can't. Never let your guard down.

>>24699839
/lit/ is just a board dedicated to the "g" in LGBT.

>>24679479
>What is her problem?

Dan Schneider.

>>24678542 (OP)
>>24678551
A story about Waldo finding himseld

>>24699839
>REEEEEEEEE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>REEEEEEE
So upset! Sure you're not overcompensating for something you don't want to acknowledge? It's very easy to find estrogen online, anon

>>24678666
>trips
Checked. Lots of seethe replies, this one touched a nerve

>>24701193
>only one reply noticed the number
It really did set people off. Holy shit.

>>24701190
> for something you don't want to acknowledge
> tranny's here because he acknowledges something that isn't there
Tranny self-awareness. You will never be a woman.

>>24702308
Given how you act, that's a blessing.

I’m writing a novel involving an age gap romance of this nature.

Should I just use a female pseudonym so it’s acceptable?

>>24702384
>it hurt itself in the confusion