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Anonymous No.24690989 >>24690995 >>24691050 >>24691068 >>24691099 >>24691155 >>24691314 >>24691355
what are some books for kids that aren't zogged? current editions or stuff that it's easy to find second hand, just went to the kids section in a normal library and half of it was about trannies for some reason
Anonymous No.24690995 >>24692141
>>24690989 (OP)
Write your own. That's my plan, not like it's hard.
Anonymous No.24691050 >>24691535
>>24690989 (OP)
Aesop's Fables, The Odyssey, Le Morte d'Arthur, the list could go on
Anonymous No.24691068 >>24691087 >>24691259
>>24690989 (OP)
>zogged
Go back
Anonymous No.24691087 >>24691108
>>24691068
zog is currently the left-right bipartisan consensus, there's nothing edgy about it
Anonymous No.24691099 >>24691152 >>24691355
>>24690989 (OP)
Anything by Dahl.
Main problem with Dahl is that newer versions edge away literally every single insult in the books but to my knowledge does not actually change anything plotwise. Still better off getting older versions as they're almost always cheaper.
Anonymous No.24691108 >>24691259
>>24691087
Go back
Anonymous No.24691152
>>24691099
cool
Anonymous No.24691155
>>24690989 (OP)
The Wind in the Willows
Winnie the Pooh
Alice in Wonderland
Dr Seuss
Anonymous No.24691259 >>24691277
>>24691068
>>24691108
Imagine being this much of a faggot
Anonymous No.24691277 >>24691299 >>24691322
>>24691259
>you have to take my retarded political faggotry seriously because... because... YOU JUST DO OKAY
The adults are trying to discuss literature
Anonymous No.24691299 >>24691354 >>24691381
>>24691277
No one said you had to take anything seriously. But you're taking the retarded meme position that people who care about politics can't also care about literature, as if there's some imaginary boundary between the two.

Tl;dr: kill yourself, retard.
Anonymous No.24691314
>>24690989 (OP)
Anonymous No.24691318 >>24691355
Anonymous No.24691322
>>24691277
Shut up you moany cunt.
Anonymous No.24691323 >>24692199
Anonymous No.24691327
Jack London can be good, with a bit of parent filtering
Anonymous No.24691354 >>24691783
>>24691299
>You don't have to take me seriously
I don't, and you're clearly upset that you're being ridiculed instead of applauded. You will read this and try to pretend like you're not upset. You will do this because you're not very intelligent
>I simply care about politics
No, you screech /pol/ memewords for no reason and get upset when people call you a retarded faggot for it. It's so funny when you people try to act like intellectuals
>tl;dr go back to your containment board
Anonymous No.24691355 >>24691367 >>24691373 >>24691800 >>24692225
>>24690989 (OP)
The entire infantilizing concept of "books for kids" is zogged. Let small children play and just teach them critical thinking, when they're ready to take reading seriously give them classics

>>24691099
>Dahl
literal zog agent

>>24691318
I remember being forced to read this mkultra slop as a kid and I absolutely hated it. I thought picrel was good
Anonymous No.24691367
>>24691355
>The entire infantilizing concept of "books for kids" is zogged. Let small children play and just teach them critical thinking, when they're ready to take reading seriously give them classics
in a way, but you need to teach simple stories to kids, because more complex stories are often commentary on previous or more simple stories. like don't do millennial slop, where you show Shrek to kids that have never read a straightforward knight save the princess story, or tv series showing Shakespeare parodies to people that have never read or seen a Shakespeare play, you need the primordial form if you want to add commentary on top of it

though this may be solved by reading older adult books instead of kids books
Anonymous No.24691373
>>24691355
>I thought picrel was good
is Montecristo more of a teenage reading rather than kid reading?
Anonymous No.24691381 >>24691783
>>24691299
Trump rapes kids. I read that in a non zogged children's book.
Anonymous No.24691524
thoughts on Jules Verne? i always found him a bit dry
Anonymous No.24691535 >>24691656 >>24692157
>>24691050
no kid is gonna read homer
Anonymous No.24691656
>>24691535
you read it to them and add sound effects
Anonymous No.24691783 >>24691842 >>24694535
>>24691354
>containment board
Literally a meme concept invented for retards like you to feel superior. But you're too stupid to ever get it.
>>24691381
Not even remotely relevant.
Anonymous No.24691800 >>24692164
>>24691355
>>Dahl
>literal zog agent
Roald Dahl was an antisemite.
Anonymous No.24691842
>>24691783
Containment boards are to keep certain genres of retardposting consolidated.
Anonymous No.24692141
>>24690995
All children's media should be created and held to a massively higher standard than the slop we consume.

But no, it's all ghost-written faggotry by Z-list celebrity, concerned with poo and farting
Anonymous No.24692157
>>24691535
Kids have read Homer, sometimes in edited versions targeting them specifically, for centuries.
Anonymous No.24692164 >>24693415
>>24691800
And still too much of a coward to stand up for that principle. I will not read him to my children unless I wish to raise cowards.
Anonymous No.24692199
>>24691323
This will make your kids depressed and grizzled hunters who will tell their dogs they’ll never be as good as old Dan
Anonymous No.24692225
>>24691355
>Dahl
>literal zog agent
??
Anonymous No.24692228 >>24693340
The Fables of Aesop and Phaedrus
RETVRN TO TRADITION
Anonymous No.24693340
>>24692228
>Phaedrus
how is this for kids?
Anonymous No.24693415
>>24692164
holy autism
Anonymous No.24694497 >>24694517 >>24694528
The most relevant book of our time
Anonymous No.24694517
>>24694497
for me it's If you give moose a muffin.
Anonymous No.24694528
>>24694497
reminds me of this grifter book that was released in the 90s before online grifters were even invented, there has to be some jeet video somewhere explaining this book and trying to grift
Anonymous No.24694535
>>24691783
>/pol/ is NOT a containment board! it's NOT!
>stop saying that!
>I'm not retarded! I'm NOT!
>guys stop! take me seriously!
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