>>24698911 (OP)
I saw a beautiful girl reading Faust on a bench the other week. I was on a run, and she was sitting along the waterfront facing the river. It struck me as a horrible spot to read. There is so much foot traffic and too many cracked out zombies stumbling around to ever really relax and read something like Faust. And sitting on a dirty metal bench... I prefer to read in the comfort of my home on my couch and in my underwear, but then again I'm not trying to posture as an intellectual. She was pretty though, and looking for attention. And I don't really give a damn if she is being performative, probably means she's good at sucking dick. I can't help psychoanalyzing a pretty girl who reads Faust in a spot like that, though. She's asking for it.
Notes on patient: Late stage adolescent female with acute focus on external validation stemming from repressed incestual compulsions toward her narcissistic father. Patient would benefit from a hard spanking by an older intellectual who can help sublimate her repressed sexual instincts which have manifest into a myriad of performative expressions of the reflection of her father.
