Thread 24700008

Write a story with five sentences or less and use the Balldo as a prop.

for what purpose?

>>24700302
does it matter? are you a balldoer or a ballshitter?

For sale: spacer rings, never used

>>24700326
pics or didnt happen.

>>24700008 (OP)
The flame of love had been waning for a while and I knew that, whenever I feebly thrust away at Jessica's nether regions, she thought of her douchebag ex, Craig, all the while. With anger and vengeance I equipped the balldo and God was it tight. My balls empurpled like a plum ripe for harvest, and soon I rushed to the hospital, swollen with regret. That's when the doctor said it. "In order to remove the balldo, the balls would have to come with it."

>>24700008 (OP)
Mr Muhurta Dirgadingdongling, from Hawkshead, Cumbria, woke up one day with the desire to become a woman. A woman he already was, internally: he enlarged his breasts; depilated his body, except for the pubic patch that he shaped into the Dharma wheel in memory of home; bleached his skin; and when offering poojas to Krishna assumed the role of the female soul cavorting with the wonderful and zesty black god. His genitals, however, bothered him - they didn't give him peace: he felt his balls in his sari as he walked; he saw his dick and balls in the shower; and at night, every time he turned he woke up, angry and trembling, because his balls rolled touched his feminine legs. Now he sat on the seat of his toilet, strained rust brown, and held in his hand the last wonder of modernity: a plastic castration device.
He put the balls within the plastic tube that looked like a scabbard, except for two holes on the sides, and winced, already feeling the visceral tugging pain below his navel as the device stretched his sac and strangulate his gonads.
"Soon, Lord Krishna, I'll be your best and only wife," he prayed, silently, in the sanctum of his feminine soul.

>>24700008 (OP)
What is this even for? I thought it was a fetish thing but the wearer can still get an erection?

>>24700421
1. equip balldo
2. put ponos to vagoo
3. put balldo to anal
4. jam it in

>>24700427
I never can understand the appeal of anal sex. Poop comes out of there! You risk damaging your girl’s digestive system (I have a theory rises in colon cancer are linked to some degree to anal play being more popular).

>>24700008 (OP)
The Balldo.
Balls trapped inside its cage.
Yes.
YES.
The Balldo is on.

>>24700446
>theory
more like a poorly reasoned hypothesis. firstly it's anatomically nonsensical, anal sex does not involve the colon, it involves the anal canal and rectum. secondly anal sex is a universal behavior of simians and is common as a cultural universal in humans. finally it's causally confirmed to be a result of industrial processed foods in the diets, especially the explosive increase of nitrate intake, the mechanisms are very well studied.
>if the problems are known, why isn't anybody doing anything about it
the increase isn't really meaningful in the first place, and we literally cannot feed more than couple hundred million humans globally without industrial food.
statistically preventing 3 annual cases of colon cancer at the cost of billions of lives is not a sane proposition.

>>24700008 (OP)
If I took that BalldoTM off would you die?

>>24700008 (OP)
She snapped the belt again. Just like my father used to when he meant business, but nothing in my childhood could have prepared me for what she had in mind. She licked her top lip with her tongue and then ran it slowly under her teeth like a wolf savoring the sight of a helpless gazelle as I stood naked before her.

"Any last requests?"

She loved this. I knew it would be worse if I said nothing. My voice cracked. "Your wish is my command princess." She smiled slowly, the devil in her eyes flashed and burned.

"Into the Balldo piggy."

It was going to be a long weekend.

>>24700647
>secondly anal sex is a universal behavior of simians and is common as a cultural universal in humans
so is canaballism, rape, murder, robbery &c. but those aren't too good are they?

>>24700729
so's drinking water, and that's pretty good.
point being, there is no "rise" in anal sex to conflate with a rise in colon cancer.

>>24700008 (OP)
>For sale: Balldo, never used

>>24700446
Its the only choice for gays.

>>24700421
You fuck with your balls not your penis using this

>>24700446
Once you can get yourself off handsfree you will understand

>>24700806
Not true, gays should stick to handjobs, blowjobs and the like

>>24700446
Blood and shedded vaginal wall come out of the vagina. Fucking ass is the same suspension of disgust as fucking a woman on her period

>>24700944
okay gay

>>24700446
I think the same about anilingus

>>24700661
it would be very masochistic.

>>24700008 (OP)
>Write a story with five sentences or less and use the Balldo as a prop.

Testicular cancer was awesome at first. My family abandoned me at long last. I got radiotherapy tattoos done by hand the traditional way by radiotherapy technicians. New lovers would always investigate my scrotum. Then, one day, someone invented the Balldo™.

>>24700446
You don't have a theory, you have a quasi-religious assumption, "anal sex is gross, therefore rectal cancer is an appropriate form of karmic justice". You have provided no mechanism or logical reason why this would be the case, unless you believe the human penis has carcinogenic properties.
I wouldn't be surprised if you were dumb enough to see no problem with birth control pills.

>>24700944
lol at the attempt at normalising your sick behaviour