Thread 24794798

> You have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.
This sounds so corny and played out a thousand times. Whats a more poetic way of saying it?
> Your ethereal eyes are the most beautiful I've seen.
?

>>24794798 (OP)
In this case simplicity is better. Stick with beautiful

>>24794798 (OP)
Ur peeps r lit no cap frfr

>>24794798 (OP)
Never before
have I seen beauty such as I see
in your

I made it rhyme.

Hooooo-wie! Check out da peepers on you, tootz!

>>24794798 (OP)
Never before
have I witnessed such beauty
as in the eyes* of your

"The stars in the skies cant compare to the beauty that are in your eyes. "

*Fap fap fap*

"i'm COOOMING"

*splurt splurt*

>>24794798 (OP)
When I was young i used to play world of warcraft.
*grabs doritos*
And I used to exclusively consume the blood elf 2d stuff to do the deed for a solid year.
*eats the doritos*
Your eyes, they glow like those blood elves.

>>24794798 (OP)
no one should ever compliment a girls eyes. literally everyone in the world has received compliments about their eyes. i'm an antisocial weirdo and even girls have talked to me about how lame it is when they get eye compliments.

>>24794844
>>24794846
And I'll do it again!

>>24794860
The one time a person commented on my eyes it was to say they aren't as interesting as she thought they might be.
Story of my life.

>>24794798 (OP)
Who are you trying to compliment?

Nice eyes sugar tits

>>24794798 (OP)
"Baroque eyes" and don't say anything beyond that
Follow it by asking if she likes Swans

>>24794798 (OP)
Oh fairest of maidens, thy visual perception flesh orbs stir my loins and swell my beef, would you care for some fuck milady?

>>24794865
I once told a girl who liked me and gave me her number and messaged me first 99 percent of the time that " I appreciate the color blue more now that i've seen her eyes" she ended up doing cocaine and hooking up with a 60 year old deranged tranny who looks like a scarecrow and stabbed me in the back to pursue the life of drugs.

>>24794798 (OP)
Your blowjob face give me big erection.
>>24794865
Fucking rekt.

>>24794865
that's fucking unbelievable i almost think she was negging you lol. almost no one has eyes that are below an 8/10.

>>24794871
I hope you can appreciate how fucking funny that is.

>>24794871
what's her number

it's situation dependent, compliments must appear like accidental admissions during a random digression, not prepared lines.

>>24794865
She was testing you anon. Women try to act "mean" towards you as a test when they feel a moderate level of attraction towards you. If she felt no attraction or a lot of attraction she wouldn't test. The test seeks to probe for emotional reaction to her "judgement" of you. If you don't have an emotional reaction you pass the test, if you get sad or defensive etc then you fail the test. Pass and attraction increases, fail and it decreases. Thanks for reading my uncle Ted talk.

>>24794871
Be grateful for dodging that bullet.

>>24794798 (OP)
Your eyes are the reason people fall in love.

Dont say anything. Just look her deep in the eyes and keep a big dumb smile on your face.

>>24794882
You've diluted practicing authenticity to an autistic level to say just like be yourself.

>>24794888
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANON DO YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE WOULD WANT TO BE WITH ME IS BECAUSE OF MY EYES AND NOT MY INTELLECT OR CHARMING PERSONALITY ARE YOU TELLING ME I AM ONLY LOVABLE BECAUSE OF MY EVER FADING LOOKS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE IMMA CUT YOUR BENIS AND TELL EVERYONE YOUR A PERVERT RAPIST FAGGOT ENJOY GETTING KILLED BY SIMPS
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>24794891
>Just look her deep in the eyes and keep a big (imposing yet considerate) erection.
There, I fixed it for you.

>>24794900
being yourself would result in direct forced compliment for most ppl like OP.
also i'm just repeating some wisdom Dostoyevski dropped somewhere.

Is there a name for this kind of stealth coom imagery? and this is like methadone for hardcore addicts trying to stop gooning without getting withdrawls?

>>24794879
not that funny considering I broke up with a girl who wanted to get married to be with this girl who was special to me. We used to stay up all night till 2 am talking and never ran out of things to talk about. I got my own place , worked 3 jobs. I would go on long walks while listening to audiobooks on how to be a better man. I tried being the best version of myself for her. Would go to the gym everyday to get fit. Though she had a bad past and I ignored all her red flags in the end she chose to give up a guy who cared about her and was able to make her laugh and would have provided for her to go back to her past and pursue the life of drugs and sleeping around with the scum of society. Moral of the story is to never ignore girls red flags and don't ever put them on a pedestal and never love someone too much because you'll never be able to love someone as much ever again. It's been 3 years and I gained 100 pounds, am depressed, and can't even begin to get my life back in order. I can see why Dante wrote that backstabbers are people who are closest to the devil.

>>24794883
Yes and I don't play games which is why I am single to this day.

>>24794888
that's just dumb because its obviously not true

>>24794918
Being single is a blessing.

>>24794923
hard disagree.

>>24794798 (OP)
I got you brah

My dear,

"I hope you will forgive the earnestness—and perhaps the excess—of what I am about to say, but I find myself unable to keep silent. There is a gravity in your eyes, a certain quiet majesty, that has unsettled me in the most peculiar and profound of ways. To look into them is not merely to meet a glance, but to behold a chapter of the soul, written in the language of candlelight and snow-fallen silence."

"They are not eyes in the ordinary sense, no. They are like still lakes at dusk, beneath which flicker the lights of unseen villages, old songs, and unspoken dreams. In their depths resides a whole universe of feeling—tenderness wrapped in melancholy, wisdom wrapped in innocence—as though all the sorrows and all the salvations of the world had come to rest there, quietly, without announcement."

"I look into them and feel, absurdly, that I have known you through lifetimes. That if I were to lose myself entirely in that gaze, I would not be lost at all, but found—in some deeper, older sense of the word. And though the world churns on with all its noise and haste, in the moment your eyes meet mine, everything slows. It is not time that passes, but eternity."

"Forgive my boldness. But I could not look upon such beauty—such depth—and remain unchanged, or worse, silent."

Yours, if I may be,

>>24794921
how do you know? maybe milady is truly an unlovable cunt and her ocular features are the only reason any male brain would enter the state known as "in love" when subjected to her presence.

>>24794924
Let's agree to disagree. Wahmen are more trouble than they are worth.

>>24794916
Yeah' that's a rough road, anon. All the best to you. I hope one day you can see the humor in it. Good luck.

>>24794925
Damn son.

>>24794929
trouble yes but not more than they're worth

>>24794916
>Moral of the story is
also, do things for yourself, not to please someone else. Do what you enjoy, talk about what you find interesting, live your life on your own terms. If others don't like it, fuck them, you aren't meant to establish a connection with people you have nothing in common with.

>>24794943
Hard disagree.

>>24794925
Yeah bro, say it just like that. Record it please.

>>24794956
Can some anonomous who can into AI speech things run that using a jeet voice lmao?
Pretty please.

>>24794798 (OP)
Your eyes are the eclipse to all my sorrows.

>>24794798 (OP)
>> Your ethereal eyes are the most beautiful I've seen.
How does this not sound like bullshit to you lmao

>>24794966
>Pls be my emotional tampon, my own inability to self-regulate my emotions drives me to seek romantic feelings to drown my emotional pain and you are attractive enough to arise such feeling on me
There, I fixed it for you.

>>24794972
Maybe milady is a lynch necromancer and her eyes truly are ethereal.

>>24794952
it should probably go without saying it's the most important thing in life from a natural perspective

Your eyes, yes, those blue ones, are a menace. They are too blue. I demand an explanation. When I looked into them, my memory of the English alphabet collapsed. The letter E ran away screaming. A goose outside my window began humming Glory Halleluiah, and my neighbor accused me of harboring abstract thoughts again. I tried describing your eyes to a cup of tea, and it boiled itself out of spite.

One could say your eyes are the color of cornflowers, but that would insult the cornflowers, who’ve never had to bear such gravitational responsibility. Your eyes seem to operate on a private logic: when they blink, time skips. When they stare, socks vanish from drawers. I looked at them too long and forgot how to exit a room, so I just stood still until Tuesday happened again.

Frankly, I suspect your eyes are involved in some sort of celestial conspiracy.
If I ever see them again, I will bring protective goggles and a long stick, just in case they try to hypnotize the furniture.

Anyway, they're beautiful. In a dangerous, probably-illegal way.

Don't ever compliment a woman. If they think you are more interested in them than they are in you, or show any sign of desperation, then they will get the ick. They are romantically masochistic.

>>24794888
Great example of how agape love is what produces the best love poetry.

>>24794985
Not really. I can understand why people would think that or feel that way, but that's an affirmation based on a set of vales and assumptions that I do not share. Good luck and more power to you in you doing you though anon.

>>24794988
This. If you treat them like a random fan does a celebrity then they will treat you like a random fan they have no interest in.

>>24794900
the great irony of internet advice is that it's impossible to absorb or articulate without coming off as a tryhard faggot unless it comes from a genuine sense of passion or sincerity

its the same reason why people cringe at engineers who go to climbing gyms to meet people or who buy cameras reddit recommends them to get into photography; they read about it online but it does not come from a genuine place of earnest interest. they have "done the thing" and expect to be rewarded for it despite not caring about the process in and of itself

even the most trite, cliche compliment to a girl about how beautiful her eyes are can be immeasurably more impactful if it comes from a place of honest sincerity rather than a series of calculated strategems. no amount of flowery prose or insincere praise can top looking a woman in the eye and saying from the bottom of your heart, "I think you're beautiful"

>>24794989
Are you saying his post is shit because whatever it was it wasn't agape love

>>24794798 (OP)
>>24794908
This is literally just a cropped porn still. Whitney Wright I believe.

>>24794988
You can compliment them, but it has to be genuine, non thirsty and funny.
>If they think you are more interested in them than they are in you, or show any sign of desperation, then they will get the ick. They are romantically masochistic.
yes. this is actually a feature and not a bug though, once you lvl your wisedom stat enough and you peek enough at the true nature of the human condition and our own human nature it will be impossible for you to ever be more interested in a woman than she is in you. and you eventually start running into trouble with women getting obsessed with you and try to ruin you in a jealousy and butt hurt fueled self-destructive spiral of seething. God truly has a sense of humor.

>>24794986
lmao
that's so bad it's good

>>24794798 (OP)
>> Your ethereal eyes are the most beautiful I've seen.
kek

>>24794996
she will know if you find her physically attractive or not the moment her mind registers your existence. the question then becomes if she feels attraction to you or is open to interacting with you (even without attraction towards you, but the interaction itself can generate the attraction, even via long distance forms of communication like dah indernet n shiiiet)

>>24794925
Em dashes me me sus

>>24795003
lol
It was a very shitty post. a shit post, if you will.

>>24794926
But you make it sound like a universal law rather than something particular to her

>>24795024
Your ethereal BRAPIN is the most rancid I've ever smelt.

>>24794867
My mom.

>>24795034
I wasn't the one posting that shite, I was just making a joke lol

>>24795013
dude i'll buy your course where do I sign

>>24794991
sorry, but it's nothing to do with me. i'm talking about whatever god it is that made us. it's a truth that doesn't require your approval

>>24795044
I would never sell anything like that. I don't want to take people's money, and there is enough written about it all over the internet for free (even if you aren't willing to pirate the commercial shite) to teach you everything you need to know. If you want a good and free intro to this kind of shite look into the Chateau Heartiste stuff. Then just keep reading more about it from wherever and eventually you will figure it out. Just don't burn yourself out on it, take it easy and expect to spend some months to years (depending on where you start and where you want to end up proficiency wise) learning theory and practicing it (learning theory guides your practice, and your practice will make the theory clearer). In the end you will probably find it that the process of mastering something is more rewarding than the proficiency you get from it itself, so don't take it too seriously IMHO (or do, it's your life).

>>24795061
k

>>24795013
i once actually told a girl off-hand that 'the best pickup line is telling a girl she looks like a disney princess, no matter what it just always works.' and then a minute later i said 'you actually remind me of rapunzel from tangled' and she went 'AW really is that me?'

>>24794883
>Women try to act "mean" towards you as a test
If a woman is playing games like this, "shit testing," then she is a child.

>but they all do it
Then they are all women-children, and I'm not interested

>>24795070
lmao

>>24795068
oooh ow

>>24795073
>then she is a child.
Anon, I...

>Then they are all women-children, and I'm not interested
welcome to human condition. enjoy the circus

>>24795075
>.<

>>24795085
tfw greentext fucks up my discord reply

>>24795106
;-;

>>24795073
Now you're getting it.

>>24795073
the game is part of it. girls (& maybe even some boys) enjoy emotional rollercoasters.

>>24795217
They enjoy a ritual of emotions, not a rollercoaster at all. Women do not like being surprised by any emotion which confronts their behavior or challenges them right back. Women like a predictable, according to the individual woman, response which they have prepared for. At weast that is my expewience.

>>24795396
i should probably preface this with: not all women are the same. some girls are more like men. but it's men that don't like being surprised.
if you're dismissive to a good looking girl they might even like that a bit, like it's part of the game. for someone not that attractive it ceases to be a game. at least that's my experience.

>>24794977
so what

>>24795449
Just call her a nigger when she least expects it.

Ur eyes are like nipples of the face.. inescapable, seductive, piercing.....id lick and squeeze them them if I could.

>>24795712
i shouldn’t pass this off to anyone but coming out with ‘do you like hard r’ is literally one of my lines.

>>24795722
don’t you dare!

>>24794798 (OP)
"Nice eyes dumbass, 8/10"

>>24795722
lmao

>>24795726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp5wvpkf-EA

>>24794798 (OP)
The yin and yang of your eyes seems balanced.

you are eyest

>>24794798 (OP)
You're trying to use imagery, and I get you're trying to not be flowery, but you have to try harder than an adjective.
At least you did the first step, having something to say. The next thing you should do is look up the actual writing techniques of poetry, because there are a lot of them, they all have names, and you probably don't know what 80% of them are. But that should give you lots of ideas for different ways you can get at what you're trying to express.

>Your eyes are pretty, you know that? ... They're so bright, every day I see you, it's like the sun rises twice.
Simple metaphor. Not poetry, albeit,

>>24794798 (OP)
"I'm struck by the beauty of your eyes"

>>24794798 (OP)
Make it sincere. If you just spout a line like that, it won't sound like it's a thought you're having, but like a thing you wanted to say to impress her. Mix it with your actual speech into something like: "You know, I really like your eyes. They're really beautiful, as is the rest of you."

I would know, as I've gotten laid once or twice.

I want to add your eyeballs to my collection.

>>24794798 (OP)
Who?

>>24796610
>You know, I really like your eyes. They're really beautiful, as is the rest of you
fucking hell don’t ever say that

>>24794883
Why do women do this instead of just being nice?

>>24796960
why do men drink beer instead of knitting.
it’s fun.

>>24796960
Biological drive to test partner for reproductive fitness. They literally cannot control it, it's instinctive and automatic, the same way you feel your pp tingle when you look at a hot enough gril. Human genes know that a man that reacts emotionally to a wahman is a liability (telegraphs weakness).
Just don't take them tests seriously, ignore it and you will pass. Literally just barrel thru them and keep talking about what you like or doing what you were doing when they do it, and recognize it as a sign of attraction on her part. If she is testing you it's actually a positive sign, not a negative. It means she is already somewhat attracted to you and she is giving you the opportunity on a platter for you to increase her attraction level for you by simply ignoring her test. Literally do nothing and win, and recognize that as an indication that escalation can happen now or soon enough when logistics are more appropriate (aka you are in a more private setting).
Let me gib example: we were in a group and there was a bunch of grils and bois, we were going to watch a soccer game in a picnic like setting in a public garden on a giant screen, and one of the grils there was the fug buddy of one of the bois there. At some point as I was putting my shades on while jokingly saying something to the effect of "time to increase my style" (it made sense on my language, it sounds cringe af on English thou lmao) she turned to me and said "what style?". I simply kept smiling and ignored her completely. I had never said a single word to her nor her to me until that point. Later when we were all sitting around watching the game she asked me if I wanted to go to the bathroom with her. Just recognize tests when they happen, which you will eventually learn to do as you get more experience socializing. Don't take this shid too seriously, we are all clowns in this clown world .

>>24796999
should probably go without saying but you generally don’t want to take advice from someone who comes out with his full evolutionary psychology essay complete with outdated meme speak at the drop of hat

>>24797007
Whatever. Take what works, ditch what doesn't. It works, and anyone that has tested it can see it for themselves.

>>24797007
This.
Everyone knows you should RESPEC women, always be nice, make her the center of your world and never tease her or ignore her bullshit. It's not like her pussy ever gets wet when she gets teased in a flirty way or finds it a delightful challenge when someone doesn't buy her bullshit. Everyone knows the nice and apologetic and always serious boi that always treats her seriously gets to make love to her in the missionary position for the exclusive purpose of reproduction all the time while the rogue jesters that know exactly how they act and think never her pussy wet and her mind thinking about jumping his bones.
Thanks for your input anon, you're a real human bean.
Also if you are a serious person who values democracy and real science and knows wahman want RESPEC and be treated seriously you should buy my course: www.nicegoysfinishfirst.cum

>>24797047
just saying the signs are there. i think if you ignore them and take the wrong turn regardless you end up too close-committed to turn back.
only take advice from people you wouldn’t mind ending up as.

>>24797072
Yes, facts cease to be facts when the person writing the out likes to write like a retard for his own amusement, thanks for your wisedom anon, people should ignore facts least they metamorph into someone else entirely, the internet is very seirious bussyness.

I would swim in the whites and sleep in the blacks

>>24797080
a broken clock is right twice a day, but you wouldn’t take its word for it.

>>24797100
This, anyone having fun writing like a retard on the internet is a broken clock, you should ignore whatever facts they write about, you should take my advice as a 100% serious boi on the internet and ignore everyone else like I advice you to do least you become a totally non-serious boi on the internet that believes his own lying eyes. This is a very important post. Please clap.
>>24797094
Pls no sleep with the blacks.

>>24797106
the crime of talking normally is misdemeanour compared to trying to be funny and not being - which is capital punishment.
anyway, honestly, truthfully, if i’m being honest, i think you probably learn more by roundly ignoring certain things than by trying to salvage half-lines. it’s how you really learn that you have better things to say (in your own normal, less cringe way). only way to recover your authenticity.

>>24797109
>trying to be funny
you are confusing self amusement with something else. talking like a retard is funny to me
>anyway, honestly, truthfully, if i’m being honest, i think you probably learn more by roundly ignoring certain things than by trying to salvage half-lines. it’s how you really learn that you have better things to say (in your own normal, less cringe way). only way to recover your authenticity.
Have you ever considered becoming heterosexual?

>>24797112
either way it’s bad form.
have you ever considered posting with line breaks? think it would really elevate things.

>>24797115
>oy vey, stop having fun on the internet goy, you must post the way I tell you goy
Lmao
kill yourself faggot

>>24797120
>let people enjoy things!

>>24797121
Humanity is lost, people are actually having fun on the internet and ignoring overly serious haughty faggots on the 4chang. It's over. Billions must die.

>>24797125
christ

>>24797133
*Christ

>>24795073
>If a woman is playing games like this, "shit testing," then she is a child
Two things. One, women very often shit-test without even being aware of it. Two, women are unable to raise themselves above the maturity level of a child until they're well past menopause.

>>24794838
Now we’re talkin

>>24794798 (OP)
>Of all the eyes I've looked into, I love my reflection in yours the most
But of course, you have to be playful about it

>>24794888
Height > status > eyes > face > personality

>>24794798 (OP)
>In her eyes I saw salvation, a reprieve from every worry of the world
or some shit like that

>>24794860
*no one should complement a girl’s eyes when looking like 4channers

Wait a minute guys! She blowing on his dick!

>>24794798 (OP)
Understand that this is a phatic expression, everyone's eyes look basically the same modulo cataracts or eyeliner. It's expressing how the speaker feels being around the eyes, looking at the eyes, being looked at by the eyes. So how the character ends up saying it is less important than making it clear they're reminded of said eyes when experiencing other happy feelings.

>>24794798 (OP)
whomst?

>>24794798 (OP)
As he was loosing his consciousness in her deep blue eyes, his subconscious slapped him hard. He realised that if he ejaculates in her mouth it would justify the macabre of Capitalistic, Imperial violence that was unleashed on the face of Gaza. He then took her, fucked her, filled her with life.

>>24796943
Gal Ritchie from Amateur Allure. You are welcome

>>24794988
I took this advice and then my gf left me for some guy who messaged her every day telling her how beautiful she was until she agreed to meet up with him. Their relationship was a wreck.

>>24801371
i think i would commit suicide or emigrate rather than live somewhere where a girl
publicly graded me one step down from an indian coworker who messaged her ‘good morning beautiful’ everyday. let alone share this story with 4chan.

>>24794798 (OP)
When I look into your eyes I see my drowning reflection. Unable to breathe and gasping for air. All that surrounds me is the warm brown murk of your irises. Bearing your stare until my lungs can no longer expand under the pressure. Baring my soul exposed before your gaze.

>>24801598
Hmm maybe "Baring my naked soul before you gaze." I didn't spend much time editing it, and now I regret it.

>>24794798 (OP)
I want to fuck your eyes

>>24801605
fucked up but this is the only suggestion itt a girl would like. would make her laugh.

>>24794988
it happened to me.

>dating girl for one year
>rent a home in a college town
>academic scholarship and national gaurd makes life easy, but I live on a shoestring budget
>Take one semester leave of absence for full time job gaurding a gate. 3 12s, 65k a year, good money for a midwestern college student and can bring a laptop and do school work on the clock.
>in a freak accident tear multiple ligaments in my knee
>best friend kills himself
>about to get evicted bc I am not getting my scholarship money while I am off for the semester
>Have surgery and a friend takes me in
>She begrudgingly takes care of me for a week and than leaves
>break up with me because she has to "live her life" and "can't wait on me"
>devasted. 2 years. I drove her on an hour notice across several states to see her dying grandma. I went to all her family's holidays. Her brother was also in the military and gave me career mentorship.

But 3 months for me to walk again was too much? She would text me non stop and send me silly memes of cats saying "this is us" and how much she missed me everday. She would fuck me like a professional whore even though I was her first. At the first sign of trouble she left me. Better to find out in my mid 20s than in my 40s or 50s if something really fucked up happened. What if I got in an accident? What if I got cancer?

Tbh, I think this applies to all women to an extent.

>>24795073
All you gotta do is put it together anon

>>24794798 (OP)
>if only you could see how beautiful your eyes are

>>24796999
>we were in the group
Ok normie, opinion dismissed

>>24796999
>Biological drive to test partner for reproductive fitness. They literally cannot control it
Sometimes I have the biological urge to fuck a hot girl I see walking down the street right then and there, but I control it because I am a human being with self awareness, emotional and rational self control, and empathy.

>>24801598
>>24801602