Thread 24822968

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Anonymous 10/23/2025, 6:16:03 AM No.24822968 [Report] >>24823201 >>24823207 >>24823421 >>24823433 >>24823767 >>24824083 >>24824926 >>24824973 >>24825477 >>24825611 >>24825636 >>24826017 >>24826905 >>24827121 >>24827804 >>24827961 >>24828652 >>24829988 >>24830013

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>French collage exchange qt is going to move in with my parents and I in November
>I don’t speak a word of the language
Someone please fucking help me saar

Anonymous 10/23/2025, 8:09:07 AM No.24823188 [Report] >>24823193

rape her

Anonymous 10/23/2025, 8:13:27 AM No.24823193 [Report]

>>24823188
That's just how French people say hello.

Anonymous 10/23/2025, 8:21:59 AM No.24823201 [Report] >>24823349

>>24822968 (OP)
French for Reading by Sandberg

Anonymous 10/23/2025, 8:24:55 AM No.24823207 [Report] >>24823221

>>24822968 (OP)
Just start groping her tits while shouting in Arabic and she'll feel right at home

Anonymous 10/23/2025, 8:31:26 AM No.24823221 [Report]

>>24823207
kek'd

Anonymous 10/23/2025, 10:09:39 AM No.24823349 [Report] >>24823427

>>24823201
Is that any good for basic conversation? Reviews say it's mainly for learning how to read and translate French to English

Anonymous 10/23/2025, 11:33:41 AM No.24823421 [Report]

>>24822968 (OP)
Michel Thomas tapes are a neat start, and actually quite good for French

Anonymous 10/23/2025, 11:40:52 AM No.24823427 [Report]

>>24823349
No it's for learning to read French, it's not about translation

Anonymous 10/23/2025, 11:48:06 AM No.24823433 [Report] >>24824930

>>24822968 (OP)
You realize the point of being an exchange student is to practice a foreign language, right? That's why they pick families that dont speak the student's native language.

Anonymous 10/23/2025, 4:11:21 PM No.24823767 [Report]

>>24822968 (OP)
you're damn lucky if true

Anonymous 10/23/2025, 6:49:55 PM No.24824083 [Report] >>24824930

>>24822968 (OP)
If you are serious anon, then Pimsleur is really good. You will be pretty shit though at first. Since you only have about an fortnight to prepare. It's hard to learn to speak a language.

Anonymous 10/24/2025, 2:14:31 AM No.24824926 [Report]

>>24822968 (OP)
Just get a basic "teach yourself French" book/cassette course at your local public library and study your ass off.

Anonymous 10/24/2025, 2:16:01 AM No.24824930 [Report]

>>24823433
I know, but it'll take her a while to understand English and as I said she's pretty cute so I want to chat with her in her native language
>>24824083
Thanks anon, and I have a few weeks so if I lock in I'll be good I think

Anonymous 10/24/2025, 2:36:25 AM No.24824973 [Report]

>>24822968 (OP)
You should shave her head and tar and feather her to remind her what her great grandmother did.

Anonymous 10/24/2025, 3:40:51 AM No.24825126 [Report] >>24827143

She must to learn english, you simp.

Anonymous 10/24/2025, 6:22:07 AM No.24825477 [Report]

>>24822968 (OP)
>collage
>and I
Your English isn't so great either

Anonymous 10/24/2025, 7:51:41 AM No.24825611 [Report]

>>24822968 (OP)
presumably she will be speaking English. But in a real dismissive condescending tone. Hot.

Anonymous 10/24/2025, 8:17:33 AM No.24825636 [Report]

>>24822968 (OP)
"Tu dois manger tous les œufs."

That is the only phrase in French you will ever know. Trust me, just say this to her the second she walks in the door and she will be yours forever.

Anonymous 10/24/2025, 1:29:05 PM No.24826017 [Report] >>24827099

>>24822968 (OP)
how old is she and how old are you?

Anonymous 10/24/2025, 10:04:51 PM No.24826905 [Report] >>24826907 >>24827099

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>>24822968 (OP)
>college
>In French college means middle school
What do you intend on doing, anon?

Anonymous 10/24/2025, 10:06:01 PM No.24826907 [Report]

>>24826905
If only you knew..

Anonymous 10/24/2025, 11:29:15 PM No.24827099 [Report] >>24827178

>>24826017
>>24826905
Kek she's 19 and I'm 23

Anonymous 10/24/2025, 11:41:47 PM No.24827121 [Report] >>24827891 >>24830037

>>24822968 (OP)
Don't try to impress her with your french skills, ask her to teach you french and you get infinite opportunities to be le goofy and make her laff and then give you le poussy

Anonymous 10/24/2025, 11:49:04 PM No.24827143 [Report]

>>24825126
Seems like you do as well

Anonymous 10/25/2025, 12:04:03 AM No.24827178 [Report] >>24827891

>>24827099
Does she have hairy legs, armpits, etc?

Anonymous 10/25/2025, 6:34:31 AM No.24827804 [Report]

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>>24822968 (OP)
You will get herpes

Anonymous 10/25/2025, 7:30:20 AM No.24827871 [Report] >>24827891

Learn some beginner shit and then ask her to teach you or just bee chad

Anonymous 10/25/2025, 7:46:02 AM No.24827891 [Report] >>24827907 >>24827918

>>24827178
I'd fucking hope not, I have her instagram and she's a brunette mousy art hoe type. I'm just banking on her not being a whore or obnoxiously left wing
>>24827121
>>24827871
I've been thinking between pretending to naturally know or asking her for help, probably should go with the latter if I want to get close w/her

Anonymous 10/25/2025, 7:56:32 AM No.24827907 [Report]

>>24827891
>I'd fucking hope not
Why are you gay?

Anonymous 10/25/2025, 8:04:48 AM No.24827918 [Report]

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